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00:00Welcome to the all-new Dating Game.
00:06And now, here's your host, Jeff McGregor.
00:10Oh, my.
00:14That's right, it is indeed a new suit.
00:18Well, thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you, John.
00:22Thank you, everybody.
00:24Oh, obviously, they gave this group the Tootsie Pops.
00:28Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome to the all-new Dating Game.
00:32We have two terrific games for you. As always, have we ever cheated you before?
00:36No, I think not. Why don't we play game number one? Let's meet some bachelors.
00:40Hello, gentlemen.
00:44I'm good, thanks. I'm having fun.
00:48Are you guys... Oh, you should be very flattered.
00:52They're squealing for you. You guys ready to play the game?
00:56Let's plumb the depths of your personality, ask a few questions. Bachelor number one,
01:00who are you, what do you do? My name's Mike Barnett, and I'm a grocery clerk for a
01:04major grocery chain. Okay, now, is there any type of woman you would not date?
01:08Yeah, there's three type of women I wouldn't date. The first one is a girl who smokes.
01:12The second, a girl who's always late. And the third, I'd say,
01:16is someone who's loud and no personality.
01:20Them three are goners. You ever dated anyone
01:24that was all three, she smoked, she was obnoxious, and was late all the time?
01:29I've dated a smoker, but that ended quick.
01:33Ooh, honey, that stinks. Well, best of luck to you. Now, bachelor number two, why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
01:37My name is Chad Church, and I play water polo for San Clemente High School.
01:41Good. Now, what do you hate for a woman to do on a date with you? I hate it when I take them out,
01:45and they start scoping on other guys, and they're trying to make it obvious,
01:49you know, that they're trying to get me jealous. You know, it just really makes me mad.
01:53Do you ever get up and leave? I'd like to sometimes, but I'm not that type of guy. I kind of just sit back and kind of...
01:57Next time, get up and leave, Chad. I should. I definitely would.
02:01Best of luck to you. Now, bachelor number three, why don't you tell us who you are and what you do? My name's Kirk Neal, and I'm a junior
02:05at San Clemente High School. Okay. Now, do you like to spend a lot of time with a girl when you go out?
02:09I try to, but I need some time with my friends. I really don't like it when a girl starts
02:13freaking out when I go out with my friends. They do that, don't they? Yeah.
02:17They get really jealous? Yeah. Yeah, and especially if they're loud, and they smoke, and they're always late.
02:21I don't know. I guess we wouldn't have a show then. So, gentlemen, just have fun with this, okay?
02:25Would you like to meet a bachelorette? Oh, yeah. I think we all would. She's over here, so I'll go
02:29introduce her now. Bachelorette number one today on The Dating Game is Kelly Akin.
02:33Oh, darling, how are you?
02:37That's just swell. Thank you. Why don't you go ahead and sit down?
02:41Now, welcome to the show. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
02:45My name is Kelly Akin, and I'm a sophomore at Lucerna High School.
02:50Oh, okay, and you're very bubbly. How can a guy impress you in a restaurant?
02:54If he takes me to a French restaurant, and he orders a French dip sandwich,
02:58I think he's a classy guy. Yeah. If he orders escargot, that means
03:02bad breath. Nah, what a dork.
03:06Yeah, boy, huh? Yeah, whenever I go to a classic French restaurant, I get
03:10a French dip sandwich, because that's the way a boy should do it.
03:14So, you've got questions in front of you. You've got three nice,
03:18eligible, handsome young men next door, and you will decide, based on their answers,
03:22which one you want to go out with. Okay. If you need any assistance throughout the course of our program,
03:26I'll be right there. Just holler for me. Okay.
03:30Bachelor number one. Yeah. If I could, I'd love to make my body taller.
03:34If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be, and why?
03:38Oh, I think I'd like to change my hands,
03:42because girls like soft hands when you go out on a date, you know, to hold, and they don't like
03:46the hard hands that just cut them when they touch them and stuff, but I'm a gymnast,
03:50so I have hard hands, and I think I'd just like to change my hands.
03:55Bachelor number two. Well, I swim and I play water polo,
03:59and before big events or big meets or a big game, we shave down our bodies.
04:03And after doing that, after a couple years, the hair,
04:07after it gets thicker and thicker each time, so I'd like to change my hair on my legs
04:11and my arms and my chest, so it's not so thick. Do you have a lot of hair?
04:15No, not a lot, but I'd like to limit it a little bit, because it's there.
04:19You notice it, so. But it's blonde, so it doesn't really stand out
04:23like big old black hairy gorilla or something like that.
04:27Number three. What one thing would you change about your body and why?
04:31Well, I'd probably change my feet, because every time I buy a brand new
04:35pair of shoes and they start fitting really good, I grow out of them, and I have
04:39to buy a new pair. Bachelor number two. You can tell
04:43a lot about a guy by the kind of books he reads. If I went looking for you in a
04:47library, in what section would I find you? You would find me in
04:51the mystery and suspense section, because I'm a very
04:55mysterious type of guy. Wow.
04:59Ooh, I adore guys like that.
05:03Number three.
05:07You'd probably find me in the comics section, because I like to
05:11have fun a lot, and I like to make some jokes every once in a while.
05:15And I just like to be a kind of crazy guy, you know.
05:19Okay. Number one.
05:23In which section of the library would I find you? You'd probably find me
05:27in a couple sections. You'd find me in the sports section, because
05:31I'm in a lot of sports. Gymnastics, soccer, wrestling, football.
05:35And you'd probably find me in the romantic section, too, the love section, because I like to cuddle.
05:39I can cuddle, too. I'm not just one of those no-brains sports
05:43fanatics. Okay. Bachelor number three. They say
05:47practice makes perfect. When it comes to dating, what
05:51do you have to practice in order to get perfect? Well,
05:55I probably have to practice my driving, because I kind of get out
05:59of hand when I'm with my friends. I have to drive really fast, and
06:03oftentimes I've found when I'm out on a date, I just really don't like
06:08I mean, the girls just really don't like to go fast, because they get all scared and stuff.
06:12Bachelor number two. Oh, my dancing.
06:16I am the worst dancer in the world. I don't know why. It's because
06:20well, I kind of do know why. I have short legs, kind of like Barney Rubble.
06:24And I'm just
06:28I'm real kind of clumsy on the floor and everything, so I'd have to practice my dancing.
06:32Okay. Yeah, they're short, but they're hairy. Okay. Number one.
06:36Oh, okay. What do I have to practice to get perfect?
06:40I'd say I'd probably have to practice dress and being a gentleman
06:44and stuff. Not that I'm not. Just, you know, you can never be too snazzy
06:48and look too good, and I think that's really important when you go out on a date.
06:52Okay. Well, there's that spooky music.
06:56Okay. Well, what you have to do now
07:00is decide which one of those guys you want to go out with.
07:04Tremendously difficult decision. Give it some time. We'll be back right after this.
07:08Racking ourselves up again. Now, Kelly, who's it going to be?
07:12Is it going to be bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three?
07:16Well, it's a hard decision,
07:20but it's bachelor number one.
07:24Yes, it is, Kelly. I can tell you're absolutely agonized over your choice.
07:28Why him? Well, he seems to have a lot of
07:32sensitivity, and I don't know. He's a go-getter guy.
07:36And he probably has a great body, because he's a gymnast. Let's talk straight. Okay. Now, let's meet the two
07:40gentlemen you didn't choose. Bachelor number two said that he has short
07:44barney rubble legs, but boy, are they hairy. His name is Chad Church. Chad,
07:49come on over and say hi to Kelly Aitken.
07:53Mmm.
07:57Okay, fine. She didn't pick you. Get as much out of it as you can.
08:01Bachelor number three said you'd find him in the comics section of the library.
08:05His name is Kirk Neal. Kirk, come on over and say hi to Kelly.
08:09Okay,
08:13gentlemen, we have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. It breaks my heart to say goodbye.
08:17No, I'm lying. Get off the stage. Now, thanks a lot, guys. Now,
08:21Kelly, this is it, the moment you've waited a lifetime for. I know
08:25I have. He said he'd like to change his hard gymnast hands. His name is Michael Barnett.
08:29Come say hi to Kelly.
08:37Come right over here. Don't be scared. The hard part's over.
08:41Now, I have three envelopes. Thank you.
08:45I have three envelopes, three great trips. Who's gonna choose?
08:49Me. Oh, I guess you will. Go ahead and tear that open and
08:53free up that other hand, and we'll see where you're going.
08:57Ready? A Rocky Mountain pool. Oh, my gosh!
09:01I'm stoked. A winter vacation in a Rocky Mountain.
09:05Tell them about it, Charlie. Kelly and Michael, your trip begins when you fly from Los Angeles
09:09to Colorado via Continental Airlines Comfortable Jets. Featuring spacious
09:13seating, full-service meals, and complimentary snacks. Furnished by Continental Airlines.
09:17You and your dating game chaperone will spend four days in friendly
09:21Fort Collins, where mountain beauty, fascinating history, and luxurious
09:26accommodations await you. Your days will be filled with a host of winter activities,
09:30such as cross-country skiing, hot air ballooning, and sleigh rides through
09:34spectacular scenery. The evening will find you cozying up to crackling
09:38fireplaces at some of the city's finest restaurants, and enjoying the nightlife
09:42in terrific clubs and sporting events. Have a great time in Colorado!
09:46Well, that looks like a pretty
09:50swell trip. Do you guys like fun in the snow? Yeah.
09:54I've never skied, but I'll learn. I think you will. Well, I'm not going to make you unhitch
09:58hands. Head backstage now. Pick up those nifty dating game mufflers we've got for you.
10:02Thanks for playing our game. All right. Lots of nifty dating game winterwear.
10:06We'll talk more about that later. We'll be back with another great game. But right after this, please do not
10:10touch that dial. And say,
10:14hello!
10:18Hi, guys. Oh, I like these. I like these guys
10:22That's a very nice look. So, how are you gentlemen doing? Great. Fine. Thank you. Great. Fine.
10:26Thank you. Okay. Let's find out about each and every one of you. Batch number one, what do you do?
10:30My name's Christopher Heinbaugh. I'm a broadcast journalism student at
10:34California State University, Northridge. Okay. Other than that, what should a girl beware of with you?
10:38Well, she probably should beware of my kind of goofy sense of humor.
10:42Uh-oh. For instance, I went out to a restaurant once, and
10:46the waitress didn't fill up my coffee. So I went and got the coffee and filled up mine
10:50and everybody else's around me. Ah! So that's something.
10:54Some girls might find that embarrassing. Yes. Yes. I bet many of them
10:58are professional waitresses. Well, best of luck to you, sir. Batch number two, tell us a little about yourself.
11:02My name's John Graviel, and I'm a disc jockey. I play
11:06private parties, weddings, and occasionally nightclubs. Okay. You must meet a lot
11:10of women that way. Do you date a lot of different women? Actually, I don't.
11:14I'm looking for a commitment. Well, I want a girl that I could date,
11:18get into a nice relationship, and hopefully get married. Well, my biological
11:22clock is ticking, too. Yes, I'm long overdue for a commitment. So, we'll see what happens.
11:26I wish you luck. Now, batch number three, tell us about yourself. My name's Bob Geller, and I graduated
11:30from beach bum to a manufacturing engineer. That's kind of an interesting leap.
11:35That's right. I'm hoping to attain beach bum.
11:39Now, what one female characteristic would drive you nuts? Well, I can't stand
11:43a woman with a high, squeaky voice. Ah. Really greats on my nerves.
11:47I can't think of anything more upsetting.
11:51It just makes me want to reach over and turn her volume down.
11:55Well, put the lights out. Oh, Harry, you're killing me. Best of luck, gentlemen.
11:59Let's have some fun. Let's meet today's second bachelorette. She's number one
12:03in our hearts. Her name is Lynn Jatro.
12:07Hello, Lynn. Lynn, why don't you go ahead and sit down.
12:11Whoa. Lynn, why don't you
12:15tell us a little about yourself? Okay, I'm Lynn Jatro, and I work as a real estate agent for a development
12:19firm. Okay. Now, what kind of surprises would you enjoy getting from a guy? Well, I'd love it
12:23if a guy knocked on my door and told me to grab a pair of tennis shoes and said we were going on an adventure, but without
12:27telling me where. And before I knew it, we ended up at an amusement park or something.
12:31That would be fun. What if you ended up at, say, a restaurant serving everybody coffee? How would you feel about that?
12:35Mmm, so-so. I thought so. That would be okay. All right. What we're gonna do
12:39now, I'm so nasty, let's ask some questions of the guys next door, and then based
12:43on their answers, decide with whom we want to go out. Actually, you're the one who has to go on the date. I'll be
12:47down here watching. Okay. Have fun. Bachelors, are you ready? Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
12:51Okay, bachelor number one. Guys who wear their hair long
12:55and pull back in a ponytail are so laughable to me. How does the girl make herself
12:59look ridiculous? Spiked hair. I hate spiked hair
13:03with all the different colors and everything. I don't know, it's something, I look at her and I
13:07feel like they're gonna put my eye out or something. Oh, my God. It's dangerous.
13:11What if I told you I had spiked hair? Oh, it's great. I just love spiked hair.
13:15Okay, that's what I thought. It's beautiful. Okay, number two, same question.
13:19I don't, uh, I don't like a woman that wears makeup
13:23all over their eyes, above their eyes, and they look like a vampire. I hate that.
13:27It makes me, I don't like it. Okay, okay, I'm gonna stop there.
13:31I don't want to get myself in trouble. Number three, how does the girl make herself look ridiculous?
13:35Well, when she puts on one of those multicolored wigs, a big red nose
13:39and those big green floppy shoes with bells on them, that'll do it every time.
13:43It sounds like a clown. Okay, bachelor
13:47number two, a guy must have a healthy appetite around me because I'm a gourmet cook.
13:51What's a necessity for a girl to have when she's with you?
13:55I think she should have personality, charm, looks,
13:59and always want her to spend her time with me. Why is that?
14:03Because I like devoting my time to her. Oh, okay. That's what makes it work.
14:08Okay, number three, the same question.
14:12Well, she's got to have a great sense of humor because you can never tell what's going to happen when you're with me.
14:16And she's got to have a desire to do things that are new and exciting all the time.
14:20Give me an idea of something that would happen with you.
14:24Well, we may be dating somewhere about 12,000 feet, jumping out of a plane, skydiving.
14:28Okay, that sounds good. Number one, what's a necessity
14:32for a girl to have when she's with you? She's got to be,
14:36she's got to have a really good sense of humor also because I'm a practical joker.
14:40Not too much, but occasionally, like I used to work at this restaurant and we had these aprons
14:44where they had these like bows, and I used to tie forks in people's bows.
14:48And they used to wander around the restaurant all night with forks or chopsticks hanging from the back of them.
14:52Number three, if I were the voice on
14:56976 Date, what would you want to hear?
15:00Well, I'd like to hear the pick of the week and the point spread on all college
15:04and pro games. That would be important. Oh, I'm not into sports at all. I couldn't give you
15:08a clue as to that. Anything else? Well, let's see.
15:12Where the best restaurant in town would be. That would be important. Good. Okay. Number one.
15:16I would want to hear that you're spontaneous and have a sense of romance.
15:20That you would make me a gourmet picnic basket and we'd
15:24race off to the beach and light a bonfire and watch the sun set off in the distance.
15:28Okay.
15:32Look out for that whoopee cushion in the picnic.
15:36Okay. Number two. How about you?
15:41The voice I'd like to hear would be of an honest person
15:45and not like, oh, yeah, oh, you do. I don't want none of that.
15:49I want charm. Originality.
15:53Well,
15:57then I'd stay right there if I were you because it feels like
16:01old Uncle Jeff just had another blackout. I'm going to let you go ahead and make a decision. I'll run backstage
16:05and get another note from my producer. We'll be back right after this. Don't go away.
16:19Welcome back to the all-new Dating Game, everybody. Oh, what a show it's been.
16:23Lynn, now you have to tell us. Is it going to be bachelor number one,
16:27bachelor number two, or bachelor number three? Number one.
16:31Number one. Okay. Lynn, it is my job to ask
16:35you why. Well, he said he's going to make a
16:39gourmet picnic lunch, and I love picnics, so that did it to me.
16:43Well, Lynn, he may have been lying. Let's meet the two guys you didn't choose.
16:47Bachelor number two said he doesn't like girls who wear vampire makeup. Not many of us do.
16:51His name is John Graviel. John, come on over and say hi to Lynn.
16:55Okay, notice how she's keeping her back to the losers.
16:59Now, bachelor number three said he'd like to find a girl with a sense of humor and a desire
17:03to do something new and exciting. His name is Bob Geller. Bob, why not walk this way
17:07and say hello to Lynn?
17:11A dignified handshake. Gentlemen, I hate to have to say goodbye, but it's come to the point in the show
17:15where I've got to kiss you guys off. Got some great parting gifts backstage.
17:19Meanwhile, Lynn, you've got to say goodbye to Bob Geller.
17:24Meanwhile, Lynn, it is time to meet the man that you will very probably be spending the rest of your life with.
17:28Bachelor number one said he doesn't like girls with spiked hair because they look
17:32what? Ridiculous! His name is Christopher Heitenbaugh.
17:43Chris, I'm kind of surprised you didn't come over here with one of those wacky joy buzzers
17:47in your hand. I have three envelopes, three great trips. Who's going to choose? I'll let you choose.
17:51I need your choice. Envelope three. For those of you
17:55playing the home version of the dating game, envelope three. Okay.
17:59We are going to Barbados. Barbados!
18:03Chris, you'll fly from Los Angeles to Miami with Continental Airlines
18:07comfortable jets featuring spacious seating, full-service meals and complimentary
18:11snacks, furnished by Continental Airlines. Then you're on your way
18:15to the beautiful shores of Barbados for your five-day trip with your dating
18:19game chaperone when you fly BWIA International.
18:23Friendly island service which includes complimentary beverages and choice of meals
18:27with a flight crew that combines professionalism and courtesy, furnished by
18:31BWIA International. You'll be the guest of the DV
18:36St. James Beach Premier Adult Resort in Barbados, offering
18:40air-conditioned rooms, private balconies, sauna, workout rooms and a variety of
18:44sports, furnished by DV Hotels. Have a great time in Barbados!
18:48Off to Barbados. Now, do you kids like
18:52sun and the fun? Do you like the tropical Caribbean? Yes, I need a tan.
18:56Take a picnic basket. I bet. And a wacky whoopee cushion.
19:00That's right. And you'll get some of that fine dating game cocoa butter to rub on one another. Let's bring Kelly
19:04and Michael out. They're off to the winter vacation in Fort Collins. You've had a chance to
19:08chat backstage. I saw you talking. Do you find you like one another? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
19:12Okay, well, you know, I'll buy that. We'll see you next time on the
19:16All-New Dating Game. Until next time, bye-bye, everybody.
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