A spoof of phone sex lines. | dG1fU0hwRnFZRW90a3c
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00:00Hey there, big boy. Don't have a date tonight? Stuck at home, all alone? Then pick up the
00:12phone and dial 5-5-5-F-A-K-E. That's 5-5-5, fake. Of course, you won't get any of us on
00:21the line. We're just models hired to do this commercial. But if you're desperate enough
00:26to call and pay what we charge, you probably won't even care. And at $2 for 30 seconds,
00:33you'll wind up spending a small fortune before you even get the slightest glimmer of satisfaction.
00:39So come on, don't keep me waiting. After all, time is money. Call me now, sucker.