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00:00The world has changed, the people have changed, but they never changed.
00:25The world has changed, the people have changed, but they never changed.
00:45The colour of the soil, the colour of the soil.
00:48The colour of the soil, the colour of the soil.
01:16The colour of the soil, the colour of the soil.
01:20The world has changed, the people have changed, but they never changed.
01:31The colour of the soil, the colour of the soil.
01:39The world has changed, the people have changed, but they never changed.
02:09The world has changed, the people have changed, but they never changed.
02:26Who are you?
02:32What do you want?
02:35Eggs.
02:37Eggs?
02:40Eggs.
02:46Aman Shyam, you?
02:48Yes Lala, it's me.
02:51Tell me one thing, why do you change your appearance?
02:56What do I tell you Lala?
02:58That's because no one recognizes me.
03:02And if someone sees me buying eggs, then the complaint will go straight to the house.
03:08Okay, okay.
03:10Lala, why are you being so stingy?
03:13You're giving me small eggs, give me big ones.
03:16I didn't give you these eggs, the chickens gave them to me.
03:2018 rupees.
03:22Okay Lala, I'm leaving.
03:24Good bye.
03:26Hey, listen to me.
03:29Give me some money.
03:31For what?
03:33For the eggs.
03:34For what?
03:36You just told me that the chickens gave me the eggs, not you.
03:41So I'll give the money to the chickens.
03:43Yes, you're very smart.
03:46But you're still a kid.
03:48Your smartness didn't work in front of us.
03:51What if it works?
03:53What if it doesn't work?
03:55What if I bet?
03:57Bet, bet for 20 rupees.
03:59One minute.
04:02Lala.
04:05This is an egg.
04:08You lost the bet, give me 20 rupees.
04:11Even an egg can tell that this is an egg.
04:15But my question is different.
04:17Then ask, ask, ask that too.
04:20In this big world, did the egg come first or the chicken?
04:27Of course, the chicken will come first.
04:30That means the egg.
04:32You lost the bet, right?
04:34If the chicken won't come, how will the egg come?
04:37Who gave you the egg? You?
04:39No, no, not me.
04:41Then tell me quickly.
04:43Sir, I don't know.
04:45You don't know?
04:47Give me 20 rupees.
04:4920 rupees?
04:51I won't give you 20 rupees, I'll give you 2 rupees.
04:54Why? You lost the bet?
04:5618 rupees is for the eggs.
04:58Okay, give me 2 rupees.
05:00What's happening, Madhav?
05:02Will you give me the matchbox?
05:05What is this?
05:08Oh, you're smoking.
05:11Tell me, if you smoke, why don't you smoke in front of everyone?
05:16Why do you get scared?
05:18You're amazing.
05:20If I smoke openly, it has a bad effect on younger brothers.
05:22Yes, yes, you're very concerned about younger brothers.
05:25Now tell me, are you in a position to take the offertory or not?
05:29Position?
05:31What are you saying? Say it in Hindi.
05:32You're in the convent, but you don't know Hindi.
05:35I mean, have you taken a bath or not?
05:38Bath? I haven't even brushed yet.
05:40And without brushing, you don't even start smoking.
05:43What's in this?
05:45Give me a peg.
05:47No, leave it.
05:49Without brushing, without taking a bath, you don't take the offertory.
05:51You've brushed and taken a bath.
05:53Leave it, leave it.
05:55Dirty fellow.
05:57Tell me, where are you going in such a hurry?
05:59To take my mother's blessings.
06:00Then take my blessings.
06:02Leave me, leave me.
06:04Mother has come.
06:08This is the punishment for you.
06:11For you?
06:13Go and take a bath.
06:15Mother.
06:23Mother.
06:24Mother.
06:29God bless you, daughter-in-law.
06:31Take this offertory.
06:33Kalavati, take it.
06:35You also take it.
06:38Is Madhav ready?
06:40Just a moment, mother.
06:42I'll give the offertory to the rest of the people and come to give your hand.
06:46Okay, daughter-in-law.
06:48Okay, mother.
06:50Mother.
06:52Hearing Geeta's recitation from my elder daughter-in-law in the morning,
06:55I feel happy all day long.
06:57Really, mother.
06:59Looking at the atmosphere of this house,
07:01I don't feel that Kalyug is going on.
07:03It's all Kishanji's grace.
07:05Look, if the cumin is roasted, put it in the lentil.
07:09Mother.
07:11You don't even eat garlic and onions here.
07:14That neighboring Pandita aunty,
07:16her sons and daughters-in-law eat everything.
07:19Mutton, fish, egg.
07:21They must be eating.
07:24What did you say?
07:26Mutton, fish, egg.
07:28Shut up.
07:30In the morning, what did you take the name of?
07:34Don't you dare take the name of these things again.
07:38Yes, mother. I won't take it.
07:40Go away from the food.
07:50Take this.
07:52Use this to wash your face.
07:54But mother, this is hot water.
07:56If you use hot water to wash your face,
07:58only then your face will be clean.
08:00But mother, I have only taken the name.
08:03I haven't eaten.
08:05You have taken the name,
08:07that's why I am making you wash your face with hot water.
08:09If you had eaten, you would have washed your face with phenyl.
08:12Go. Go out.
08:14Go and wash your face.
08:20Mother.
08:22Mother.
08:27Oh, God.
08:29What a time has come.
08:31Look at everyone.
08:33Sam, why are you wearing clothes?
08:36Clothes?
08:38Mother, there is a fashion show going on in the college these days.
08:41That's why I bought these clothes.
08:43So that I can practice every day.
08:45Mother, how do I look?
08:47Do I look good?
08:49But why have you put your hand in your pocket?
08:53Hand in my pocket?
08:56Mother, actually my pants are torn.
09:00That's why the pants are loose.
09:02If you say, can I let go of my hand?
09:05The pants will come off on its own.
09:07Should I let go?
09:09No, son.
09:11Go upstairs and let go.
09:13Yes, mother.
09:15As you say.
09:17I will just come.
09:19He has grown up so much.
09:21He has not yet become a child.
09:26And you are standing and laying eggs.
09:30Hurry up.
09:32Yes, mother.
09:34Mother.
09:36But you also took his name.
09:41Oh, God.
09:43Now I will also have to lay eggs.
09:45I am saved.
09:47My pants are loose.
09:49The button of my pants is broken.
09:51You are lying.
09:53Today I will enjoy my breakfast.
09:55Let me see the faces of my eggs.
09:58Hands up.
10:03Sister-in-law, you?
10:05Where did you come from?
10:07You broke my Rs. 18.
10:09What do you mean you broke Rs. 18?
10:11You broke my Rs. 18 eggs, sister-in-law.
10:13Brother-in-law.
10:15It is written in his fate to break.
10:17Should he break like this or like that?
10:19Isn't it?
10:21As you wish.
10:23Veena.
10:24Veena.
10:25Yes.
10:26I am leaving.
10:28Come on.
10:30The arrangements for your breakfast are done.
10:39Oh, wow.
10:41I am saved.
10:44No, no, no, no.
10:47No, no, no, no, no.
10:49I am helpless.
10:51Both sides are facing this situation here and there.
10:53One night of loneliness is here and there.
10:57There is a lot to say, but to whom should I tell.
10:59Till when should I remain silent and tolerate.
11:01I feel like breaking all mother's rituals.
11:05The wall, which is between us, should I make fall today.
11:09Till when should I keep terrorizing my heart.
11:11Wow.
11:12Wow.
11:13Wow.
11:14Wow.
11:15Wow.
11:16Wow.
11:17Wow.
11:18Wow.
11:20Wow.
11:21Wow.
11:22Wow.
11:23Sham.
11:24Wow.
11:26Looks like prendre baat rahe hai.
11:38What an opportunity.
11:45What a surprise?
11:51Ladies and gentlemen, now I will show you a demonstration of eggs.
12:08Can you see my body?
12:10Look at it.
12:11This is all because of these eggs.
12:13Understand?
12:14But not like Lala.
12:15He is a cheater.
12:16Why should I take Lala's name?
12:18Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, demonstration started.
12:22Now I will put my hand in hot water and take out the egg.
12:27It didn't fail.
12:28Excuse me.
12:33Now I will take the egg in my hand and put it in this hand.
12:37Then I will peel it off.
12:40How is it looking?
12:41Very good.
12:42After all, I am a cook.
12:44Now, can you see this egg?
12:46I will put it in my mouth.
12:53Can you see its taste?
12:54Very good.
12:57Now I will take the second egg.
13:07The third egg also came out like this.
13:09But with a spoon.
13:12Very good.
13:13Now I will take it in my hand.
13:15And then...
13:30Demonstration failed.
13:31Greetings, priest.
13:33Hari Om.
13:34Greetings.
13:36Priest, yesterday I saw a gold coin lying on the road in my dream.
13:42As soon as I picked it up, the rooster gave me an arrow and I woke up.
13:47Now give me your hand and tell me if my dream will come true or not.
13:53Hari Om.
13:54Child, it is inauspicious to see gold in your dream.
13:59Inauspicious?
14:00You can incur a huge loss of money.
14:02Hari Om.
14:03Loss of money?
14:04Yes.
14:05Priest, please tell me a solution so that I don't incur a loss of money.
14:10Hari Om.
14:11Child, if you try to save yourself from the loss of money, you will have to bear a huge insult.
14:20Insult?
14:21Yes.
14:22You can even get beaten up.
14:25I can even get beaten up?
14:26Yes.
14:27Give me my fees.
14:28Rs. 11.
14:29Fees?
14:30Yes.
14:31What fees?
14:32I don't want to incur a loss of money.
14:34Do you understand?
14:35Yes.
14:36Be careful, child.
14:38You will incur a loss of money.
14:40You will be insulted.
14:41You will get beaten up.
14:43I don't know what he is saying.
14:51A silver coin?
14:52Wow.
14:53It seems that today is a very auspicious day.
14:58Then why was that astrologer saying that it is inauspicious?
15:02I will tell him right now.
15:14Devi, what are you looking for?
15:16Come, sit.
15:18Sit.
15:19Maharaj, Maharaj.
15:20I had two silver coins.
15:22I was going to offer them to Devi.
15:24I see.
15:25One of them is lost.
15:26Hari Om.
15:29Pandit Pandit, shall I leave now?
15:32Wait.
15:33What is the hurry, child?
15:35Wait and watch the miracle of the planets.
15:39Devi.
15:40Yes.
15:41You don't have to worry.
15:42Your coin is with a fraudster.
15:45Yes.
15:46What, Maharaj?
15:47Yes.
15:48Tell me the address and name of that fraudster.
15:51I will take care of him.
15:53Hari Om.
15:54Panditji.
15:55Take Rs. 21 from me and let me go.
15:59Not Rs. 21.
16:00I have Rs. 11.
16:02But I feel ashamed to give Rs. 11 to an astrologer like you.
16:07Take Rs. 51 from me and let me go.
16:11No, child.
16:12Maharaj.
16:13Tell me the name of that fraudster.
16:16Now tell me.
16:17What do you say now, Hari Om?
16:20Panditji.
16:21Panditji.
16:22Take Rs. 100 from me and let me go.
16:25Shall I leave now?
16:27Wait, child.
16:28What is the hurry?
16:29Wait and watch another miracle.
16:31Miracle?
16:32Devi.
16:33Yes.
16:34You don't have to go anywhere.
16:35I see.
16:36I will solve your problem here.
16:38Do you have one rupee?
16:40Yes.
16:41Give it to me.
16:42Give it to me.
16:43Give it to me.
16:44Give it to me.
16:45Give it to me.
16:46Give it to me.
16:47Give it to me.
16:48Give it to me.
16:49Hari Om.
16:50The one rupee is in the form of two rupees.
16:52Wow!
16:53Take out your fist.
16:54Take out your fist.
16:55Child.
16:56Devi.
16:57You have your two rupees now.
16:59It is a miracle.
17:00You are great.
17:01You are great.
17:02Take your money.
17:03I am not travelling to a poor family.
17:06Did you understand?
17:07You are great.
17:08tireless.
17:09The one rupee will now come into your happiness.
17:10You can also pay the l Cerimiento.
17:11It's okay.
17:12The money is in the form of two rupees.
17:13Big deal.
17:14Devi, you have the servant who has beenworthy of the money,
17:15take the money.
17:16You are so great.
17:17Give it to me.
17:18Devi.
17:19Bye, love you.
17:20Stay happy.
17:21Stay happy.
17:22Stay happy.
17:23Stay happy.
17:24You got me killed, didn't you?
17:25Today, first of all, I'm going to feed my dear, dear wife an egg.
17:29Okay, okay, don't do it. Please eat.
17:30No, no, please eat.
17:31Half, half, half.
17:33Don't be stubborn.
17:33No, please, please. Eat half.
17:36Okay.
17:36Yes, half.
17:37Open, open your mouth.
17:38Eat.
17:39Oh, mother!
17:41What did you feed your daughter-in-law?
17:42Uh, nothing, mother, nothing.
17:45Oh, then why are your hands like this?
17:49No, mother, the thing is that I'm trying to hypnotize her.
17:56I'm trying to hypnotize her.
17:58Right, Veena?
18:00When did you learn the art of hypnotizing?
18:03Today, at 4 in the morning, mother.
18:05I'll show you how to hypnotize.
18:10Watch, watch.
18:12You are not you.
18:16I am not me.
18:19Did you see, mother?
18:20Now you will walk from here to there and sit.
18:25Come on, come on.
18:28Watch, mother, watch.
18:30Sit down.
18:32You are not Veena, you are Sandhya.
18:37I am not Veena, I am Sandhya.
18:40You used to study with me in college.
18:44You were very beautiful at that time.
18:46And boys used to follow you around.
18:50Yes, you were one of them.
18:57Sandhya, do you remember?
19:00You wrote me a love letter.
19:03No, you must be forgetting.
19:06I didn't write the love letter, you wrote it.
19:10And I slapped you.
19:13Did you go to college to study or to get slapped?
19:19Sandhya, your father had fixed your marriage with a boy you didn't like.
19:27And you ran away from home.
19:30Yes, I ran away from home.
19:34I met you at the railway station.
19:37And you proposed marriage to me.
19:42But I gave you Rakhi.
19:45Isn't it, brother Gopal?
19:47Oh God, she is calling you brother.
19:51Gopal, who is this fat old woman?
19:55I am ashamed of myself.
19:58Gopal, keep her quiet.
20:00Otherwise, she will say something else.
20:02Okay, okay.
20:04Come back, come back.
20:09Where am I?
20:11You are in your house, daughter-in-law.
20:13And you are not Sandhya, you are Veena.
20:17And Gopal is your husband, not brother.
20:20Mother, what nonsense are you talking?
20:23Am I talking nonsense or were you talking nonsense?
20:26Let it be, mother.
20:28She doesn't remember anything right now.
20:30Isn't it, Veena?
20:31No.
20:32See, mother, there is so much power in this magic.
20:35To hell with your magic.
20:39If you use this magic again in this house,
20:42then no one will be worse than me.
20:44What kind of magic is this,
20:46that a person forgets himself?
20:48Oh God,
20:50your magic has affected me too.
20:53I forgot why I came here.
20:55Shall I remind you, mother?
20:57No, no, no.
20:59Let your magic stay with you.
21:01If you turn me into a fly, mosquito or a cockroach,
21:04then...
21:05Cockroach.
21:06Yes, I remember.
21:08A cockroach has entered my room.
21:10Veena, Gopal, let's go and get it out.
21:13We will come later.
21:15No, no, let's go.
21:25Come quickly.
21:28Daughter-in-law, take this stick.
21:30Yes.
21:31Now hit it hard on the bed.
21:33The cockroach is in the bed.
21:35And Gopal, pick up this broom.
21:37And hit it as soon as the cockroach comes out.
21:40What happened?
21:43What happened?
21:49What happened?
21:51Has the cockroach entered the bed?
21:53Yes, yes, it has entered.
21:55Shake it quickly.
21:57Otherwise it will climb up.
21:59No, don't shake it.
22:01It will come down, not up.
22:03Yes, it will come down.
22:06The cockroach is down.
22:09Do one thing.
22:10Hold it like this and take it out.
22:12And shake it.
22:13Okay, okay.
22:14It's gone.
22:15It's gone.
22:16It's gone.
22:17It's gone.
22:18It's gone.
22:22Hold it.
22:23Don't hold it.
22:25Hit it with the broom.
22:27No, no, don't hit it with the broom.
22:29It will burst.
22:30No, it won't burst.
22:32It will die.
22:33Yes, that's it.
22:34It will die.
22:35Hit it with the broom.
22:41What's in your mouth?
22:46Prasad.
22:48Prasad?
22:50Prasad has boondi laddoos.
22:53You have something white in your mouth.
23:00Miracle, mother. Miracle.
23:02God's miracle.
23:05I don't like laddoos.
23:07That's why I put laddoos in my mouth.
23:09Then I saw it turned into laddoos.
23:11Miracle, mother. Miracle.
23:13How is this possible?
23:14Why isn't it possible, mother?
23:16Durga can do anything.
23:18She can make laddoos into grapes.
23:20She can make grapes into pedas.
23:22She can make pedas into bombs.
23:24She can make bombs into kachoris.
23:26Jai Durga Maa. Jai Durga Maa.
23:28Jai mother. Jai mother.
23:35That was close.
23:37Come on, Gopal. Let's rest for a while.
23:39We have to go to the office.
23:40We'll go to the office later.
23:42First answer my question.
23:43Hurry up. I don't have time.
23:45Who is Sandhya?
23:47Sandhya? Who is Sandhya?
23:49Don't pretend.
23:50The same Sandhya who used to study with you in college.
23:52The one who used to be surrounded by boys.
23:55I see. I see.
23:56You are talking about that Sandhya.
23:58Yes. The same Sandhya who is very beautiful.
24:00Right?
24:01No. No. No, darling. Sit. Sit.
24:03No.
24:04Sit. Sit. Sit.
24:06Look, darling.
24:07I don't know any Sandhya.
24:09That was just my imagination.
24:11What?
24:12You had an affair with your imagination?
24:19The world has changed.
24:23Humans have changed.
24:27But they have never changed.
24:31The colors of soil.
24:33The colors of soil.
24:35The colors of soil.
24:37The colors of soil.
24:39The world has changed.
24:42Humans have changed.
24:46But they have never changed.
24:50The colors of soil.
24:52The colors of soil.
25:01The colors of soil.