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00:00Give it to me.
00:02Here, give it to me. I'll drink water from it.
00:04Wow!
00:07Don't throw it in the river. It's wet.
00:11It's been 8 days since you've been here.
00:13I've tried everything.
00:15I've ruined everything.
00:21What did Mr. Honeysingh say to you last time?
00:23He came.
00:25He came?
00:27He came.
00:29He came?
00:37Greetings viewers.
00:39I'm Farid Sabri.
00:41And today,
00:43I'm going to do a unique podcast.
00:45A genuine podcast.
00:47Which you've never seen in the world.
00:49It's a new type of podcast.
00:51And I'm going to do this
00:53in a genuine way.
00:55I'm going to tell you
00:57that there's no secret in this.
00:59It's a simple thing.
01:01I've been doing this for 8 days.
01:03I've been doing this for 8 days.
01:05No one can do it today.
01:07No one can do it.
01:09You've all commented on my channel.
01:11You've all commented on my channel.
01:13You've commented on Sajaj's channel.
01:15You've commented on my channel.
01:17Now tell me, I'm here for tea time.
01:19I've convinced everyone.
01:21I've convinced everyone.
01:23Now I don't have time for podcasts.
01:25Now I've decided
01:27that wherever I am,
01:29that wherever I am,
01:31I'm going to do a podcast.
01:33I'm going to do a podcast.
01:35Because they don't know
01:37where I am today or tomorrow.
01:39And today I'm going to
01:41open a car.
01:43So we're going to do a podcast.
01:45You'll see.
01:47You'll see what we do.
01:51I remember that
01:53He's here.
01:55He's here.
01:57He's here.
01:59He's here.
02:01He's here.
02:03I'll tell you.
02:05I'll tell you.
02:07I'll tell you.
02:09A person is here
02:11who put a lot of effort
02:13who put a lot of effort
02:15to make a film in a difficult situation.
02:17to make a film in a difficult situation.
02:19...
02:21I have done a lot of work, I mean, I have done everything that Mr. Sajjad Jani has done.
02:26MashaAllah, may Allah bless him with good health.
02:29And I wanted to include all of these in the intro, because there are a lot of things to be said.
02:33Let me tell you first.
02:34I wanted to say a couplet there, let me tell you.
02:37Either everyone mentions you, or no one talks to me.
02:43So, viewers, now we will move forward.
02:45I told you, I don't want to talk about these things in the intro.
02:47I am telling you this so that whatever is in front of you, you can see it.
02:51Come with me.
02:54Don't go anywhere.
02:55No one should be here and there.
02:57It is better to see from a distance.
03:02The way is, once, twice, thrice, four times.
03:05I say this daily.
03:06Ustaad ji, do it.
03:08Ustaad ji, do it.
03:10I have already told you.
03:12Do it tomorrow.
03:14Ustaad ji, it has been eight days.
03:16I don't have time today.
03:18I don't have time tomorrow.
03:19So, Ustaad ji, come with me.
03:21As soon as possible.
03:24Assalamualaikum, Ustaad ji.
03:33Viewers, I am sitting with Ustaad ji right now.
03:36We are starting our podcast.
03:39First of all, we will start the series of questions.
03:42Ustaad ji, Assalamualaikum.
03:51Ustaad ji, Assalamualaikum.
03:55Farid, we will do it.
03:57We will do it.
03:59What will you do?
04:00We will do the show.
04:01Ustaad ji, listen to me.
04:04We will do it.
04:07We will do the show.
04:09We will do it.
04:11We will do it.
04:13We will do it.
04:15Ustaad ji, there is no sugar in it.
04:17There is no sugar in it.
04:18Genuinely, I want to do something like this.
04:20We will do it.
04:22It has been eight days.
04:23It has been eight days.
04:24I have been humiliated.
04:25Ustaad ji, these are your children.
04:27A person thinks once.
04:28Please do it.
04:30Assalamualaikum, Ustaad ji.
04:32Assalamualaikum.
04:34We will do it.
04:36It has been eight days.
04:38I have been humiliated.
04:40Please do it.
04:42Viewers, Ustaad ji, Sajjad Jani.
04:46MashaAllah.
04:47He is a famous person in the world.
04:49You know him very well.
04:51He needs introduction.
04:53He is a good person.
04:55He is a sweet person.
04:56He is a sweet person.
04:57He is asked about his introduction.
04:59We are with Ustaad ji.
05:01Ustaad ji, Sajjad Jani.
05:04He is not a kingmaker.
05:05He is a king.
05:06He is not a king himself.
05:08He is trying to make a king.
05:10He is trying to make a king.
05:11He is trying to make a king.
05:12He is trying to make a king.
05:13So we will start today with Ustaad ji.
05:17Ustaad ji, you have worked so hard in life.
05:21Where did this idea come from?
05:23How did you do it?
05:28Not this.
05:34It doesn't happen like this.
05:36No.
05:37Keep it back.
05:39Why?
05:40It doesn't happen like this.
05:42I didn't do this kind of comedy.
05:45Tell me the time.
05:48I told you in just 8 days.
05:50Ustaad ji, this won't happen.
05:53Ustaad ji, tell me.
05:55What is the idea in life?
05:57Stop it.
05:58You can do it once.
06:00I don't want to do it.
06:01This will happen.
06:02You don't have to move anywhere, I'm going to do this entire podcast.
06:06Yes sir, how in life?
06:08How many ideas do you have in life?
06:10Wait a minute, son.
06:12You make a channel, I know I'll give you as many podcasts as you want.
06:18But I can't do it this way.
06:20I'll shave a little, put on some clothes.
06:23How many ideas do you have, sir?
06:24Four.
06:25How many times have you thought in life that you'll make an artist, a star?
06:32Sir, tell me, I'm telling you, sir.
06:35It's free, you don't have to buy it.
06:38Sir, do you know what to do?
06:40I get comments every day,
06:44that everyone should go to their star.
06:47Brother, the people who are emotional,
06:50your emotions are the crown of your head.
06:53Do something like this, okay?
06:55I've come here, I'm going to shave.
06:57Sir!
06:58Sir, what do you call this?
07:01Sir, how many times have you thought in life that you'll make a comedian, a star?
07:11Give it to me.
07:13Here, give it to me.
07:14Drink some water from there.
07:18The mic is over there.
07:20If it's a mic worth a lakh, it'll record from here.
07:23Do you understand?
07:24Here, it's a mic worth 1500-1600.
07:27Here, it's worth a lakh.
07:29The mic is worth a lakh, don't you have any sense?
07:32I'm doing a podcast.
07:34You should have done it on your own.
07:37You should have done it on your own.
07:39That's why I'm doing a podcast, because you're not worthy.
07:42You don't have any sense.
07:43The mic is for me, you do the talking.
07:46How can I be worthy?
07:48Oh, brother.
07:49What kind of a podcast is this?
07:52Sir, this is the way.
07:53Oh, brother, thank you.
07:54Sir, do you know what?
07:57I've been humiliated for 8 days.
07:59What's so special about this
08:01that you're spending your money on a podcast?
08:04You're spending your petrol?
08:05Anyway, I have an important matter.
08:07I'm watching a video.
08:15I'm getting ideas for comedy from different cartoons.
08:18Pink Panther, look at this.
08:19He's sitting in a crane.
08:20Look at what he's doing.
08:21Look at him.
08:23Sir.
08:24Do you understand?
08:25Where did the struggle start?
08:28What's the idea?
08:29Sorry, what's the idea?
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33Okay, he's studying abroad.
08:35He'll make a name for himself here.
08:37Believe me.
08:38He's a good parent.
08:40He'll make a name for himself here.
08:41Sir, where's the idea?
08:42Where's the idea to do this in life?
08:45Viewers, please pay attention.
08:47I'll start the questions.
08:49Sir, please answer now.
08:50Yes, sir.
08:52Sir, I...
08:54This is a game of mood, Fareed.
08:56There's no such thing as a forced podcast.
08:59You do something else.
09:01I'm right here.
09:02I'm not going anywhere.
09:03Talk to him.
09:04It's been a week.
09:05I'm right here.
09:06I'm not going anywhere.
09:07I'm going.
09:08Look, he's a podcaster.
09:09He needs answers to his questions.
09:11Where did it start?
09:12What was it about?
09:13I started it here.
09:14Where?
09:15It started here.
09:17In Razabad.
09:18You're close.
09:19I started it in Razabad.
09:20I started it in Razabad.
09:21How far is it from here?
09:22It's 5-6 km from here.
09:23I started it there.
09:24You started it there.
09:25You can do a podcast here.
09:26You can do it here.
09:27Come on.
09:28I'm here to do it.
09:29Come on, do it.
09:30Listen to me.
09:31My name is Fareed Sabri.
09:32I'm your fan.
09:33Leave him alone.
09:34He's making a scene here too.
09:36Sir, he's not going anywhere.
09:37What can he do?
09:38Listen to me.
09:39Take your mic.
09:40He's the one.
09:41He's the one.
09:42Then don't talk to him.
09:43Leave him alone.
09:44He's making a scene here too.
09:50How did you get the idea?
09:56How did you get the idea?
09:59Who told you to start this?
10:01Nobody told me.
10:02I did it myself.
10:04Yourself?
10:05Yes.
10:07I just felt like doing it.
10:09I said, start it.
10:10I'll do it.
10:11Then?
10:12I was going out.
10:13I met a friend.
10:14He said, start it.
10:15I did it.
10:17Then you moved away.
10:18You didn't listen to your friend.
10:19I didn't move away.
10:20I didn't move away.
10:21I didn't move away.
10:22I didn't move away.
10:26Answer properly.
10:27I'll answer properly.
10:29You can ask me questions.
10:30I'll answer them.
10:31They know that I'm responsible for the answers I give.
10:35Okay?
10:37If you want to force me to do it, then do it.
10:39I'm not going to speak ill of you.
10:42I don't like this method.
10:45We're human beings.
10:46You've made us crazy.
10:48I've been in Delhi for 8 days.
10:49Now you're forcing me to do it.
10:51How do I do it?
10:53How do I do it?
10:54Tell me.
10:55How do I do it?
10:59Was your first job dubbing?
11:02Or was it something else?
11:03FM?
11:04It was clothes.
11:08What did you do with the clothes?
11:12I worked at a clothes shop.
11:15Sir, tell me about this job.
11:18What do I have to do with the clothes?
11:20What do I have to do with it?
11:22First, get ready for the podcasts and anchors.
11:25Clothes?
11:26No, no.
11:27It's not about clothes.
11:29First, ask me how I got into this field.
11:32What was your first job?
11:33It was clothes.
11:35Okay.
11:36I was talking nonsense.
11:37Okay.
11:38Now I...
11:41Sir, people comment below
11:43that you're fabulous.
11:45You're great.
11:47People respect you so much.
11:49Don't say that.
11:50Hold this and answer.
11:52In the field of comedy,
11:53was your first job dubbing?
11:56Or was it something else?
12:01What do you want now?
12:03What was that?
12:05I was talking nonsense.
12:09Tell me about dubbing.
12:11I don't know what to do next.
12:13Was it dubbing or what?
12:16Come here.
12:17I'm tired.
12:18You're here to clean up.
12:20I was talking nonsense.
12:22Nonsense?
12:25Go out and do your interview.
12:27Okay.
12:28Was it dubbing or...
12:33What did you do?
12:36Was it FM dubbing or radio dubbing?
12:39I did dubbing.
12:40I did FM dubbing.
12:48You did dubbing?
12:50I did dubbing.
12:51You did Bad Teh Patee in 2004?
12:53In 2004, I did dubbing.
12:55In 2004, I did dubbing.
12:58God gave me a lot of respect.
13:01How did you come up with Bad Teh Patee?
13:03How did you come up with Bad Teh Patee?
13:07I've told you a thousand times.
13:09Sartaj, step back.
13:12I'm not feeling well today.
13:18Sir...
13:20I'm going to buy a machine.
13:22I'm not going to buy that.
13:24I'm going to buy a machine too.
13:26You can buy it the day after tomorrow.
13:28Okay.
13:30You stopped dubbing.
13:32What was the reason?
13:34What was the problem?
13:36I didn't get a lot of money.
13:40Sir, give me the complete answer.
13:42I didn't get a lot of money.
13:44This is the complete answer.
13:46How long did you work at Konoor?
13:49At Konoor channel, when you did a show for Chacha Bhoota.
13:52I did it for 4-5 years.
13:54You did it with Chacha Bhoota for 4-5 years?
13:57Yes, for 4-5 years.
13:59Did you work there for 24 hours?
14:02Or did you do something else?
14:10Hey!
14:12Come here.
14:15I'm not going to wear a new suit.
14:18I'm going to do something about the humidity inside.
14:20Did you put perfume there?
14:23I'm wearing a suit because of this.
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26I'm wearing a suit because of this.
14:28I'm sorry.
14:29I'm wearing a suit because of this.
14:43This is a shampoo.
14:48So, you came to Konoor on 24th?
14:51Yes.
14:52You started a road show?
14:54Yes.
14:55How long did you do the road show?
14:57I did it for 2-3 years.
15:00I did it for 2-3 years.
15:02You are giving the right answer.
15:05What is this?
15:06If you were there, you would have given me the right answer.
15:11What is this?
15:12Am I crazy?
15:16Do you know what the reason is?
15:18I'm telling you the truth.
15:20I've never seen this kind of humiliation.
15:22I'm telling you the truth.
15:24I'm telling you the truth.
15:27Brother, tell me.
15:29I come here every day.
15:31The camera is on.
15:32The camera is on.
15:33The cameras are off.
15:34After that, the cameraman...
15:37Everything is on.
15:39I do the podcast.
15:42I think I have to do it tomorrow.
15:45I think I have to do it tomorrow.
15:47I came here the next day.
15:49You know what?
15:50The tea time is also proper.
15:53The tea is also proper.
15:55The only problem is Farid Sabri's podcast.
15:59Farid Sabri's podcast won't be there.
16:01Wait a minute.
16:03After the film Batpatee, who did you go to?
16:07How many years did you work on 24 News?
16:10How much money did you get from that?
16:15Clean this house properly.
16:18That will be done.
16:19How many years did you work on 24 News?
16:21Yes.
16:22How many years did you work on 24 News?
16:28Why didn't you make a film?
16:30You have earned so much fame.
16:32God has given you so much respect.
16:33After that, a person thinks that maybe...
16:42You should have made a film.
16:44Because Mr. Rana Jass also made a film.
16:46All the YouTubers made a film.
16:48Do something about this.
16:52This is how a podcast is made.
16:54Tell him to do it in his own way.
16:56He has to do his own podcast.
16:58He has to do his own podcast.
17:00He has to do his own podcast.
17:02He has to do his own podcast.
17:04He has to do his own podcast.
17:05Don't do this.
17:10Wait a minute.
17:11Stop it.
17:12What happened?
17:13Stop it.
17:15I am telling you.
17:16Listen to me.
17:17Wait a minute.
17:18Don't go anywhere.
17:19Sit here.
17:20Don't sit here.
17:21Listen to me.
17:22Make a bed and do your podcast.
17:24Listen to me.
17:25Make a bed.
17:26I am already worried.
17:27It's 5 minutes.
17:28What time do you want to start?
17:295 minutes.
17:30I have to finish my podcast.
17:31Listen to me.
17:32I am already worried.
17:33Listen to me.
17:34Listen to me.
17:35Like his channel.
17:36Share it.
17:37Subscribe to his channel.
17:38Don't do this.
17:39I am already worried.
17:40You should have read my message.
17:43Oh man.
17:44I didn't understand anything.
17:45I gave you the number.
17:47You should have read my message.
17:48He understood.
17:49Now go and tell him that he is a pervert.
17:51I am here for him.
17:52But he is 3-4,
17:53What's his name?
17:54What's Guru's name?
17:55No.
17:56He is Noorapati.
17:58Why are you saying this?
17:59Come here.
18:00He is here 3-4 days.
18:01Don't call him now.
18:02Call him.
18:03Hello.
18:05Oh man.
18:06He didn't say he would die.
18:08I am already worried.
18:09Tell him.
18:10Dad.
18:11Papa told me to go where the palace is, now I won't be able to stay there.
18:15No, no, forget it. You are now the host of Farid's podcast.
18:18Listen to me.
18:19If you are done with your comedy, I want to talk to you.
18:22If you don't cut a dead body in the river, it's already wet.
18:28Otherwise, you cut it.
18:30If you cut a dead body in the river,
18:32they measure it and try to cut the water.
18:34The heart of the dead body comes out.
18:36He measured it so much.
18:37If a person drowns in the river, his hand comes out.
18:39He says, Jinnah is saved, save him.
18:44A man got on a cycle in the river.
18:46He says, if it's fast, he'll go in the middle.
18:50In the river, after hearing Dada's photo, he says,
18:52he has to take the risk next year.
18:58Dada and you are going to the bridge.
19:00He says, you are very smart.
19:02He says, I'll do it.
19:06The one who takes the risk.
19:07If someone drowns in the river,
19:08he says, I'll take the risk next year.
19:09Very good.
19:10The one who takes the risk.
19:11If someone drowns in the river, he says,
19:12I'll take the risk next year.
19:17That's it.
19:18I got a lot of addiction.
19:23I am thankful that you came.
19:25My temperament is a little bad.
19:27Tell me, sir.
19:29You have chosen channels.
19:33God has given you a channel.
19:35Tell me one thing.
19:36When a person says to you,
19:37Mr. Madassar, give me some time.
19:40Either you are out of country,
19:41out of city or out of range.
19:44A person says to you,
19:45it's okay.
19:46Madassar is far away.
19:48When Madassar says to you,
19:49you have 24 hours available.
19:53After that, Madassar says to you,
19:54I don't have time.
19:55What does it mean?
19:57I'll give you an answer.
19:58It means you are absolutely right.
20:00You are wrong in some places.
20:02You are not coming anywhere.
20:04Get rid of your shortcomings.
20:05Big channels,
20:06whatever they want,
20:07big channels.
20:08Come on, come on, come on.
20:09Five minutes are over.
20:10We have to do CTM.
20:11Come on.
20:12I have already done my part.
20:14No, no, do it.
20:15Go, listen.
20:16Listen to me.
20:17No, no, I am telling you,
20:18come on, come on.
20:19Come on, come on.
20:20There is no way.
20:21There is no way.
20:22You are neither out of content,
20:23nor out of time,
20:24nor out of syllabus.
20:26You are just out of payment.
20:27Why, Mr. Madassar?
20:28My payment is in my account.
20:30We have no greed for payment,
20:32but we have a lot of problems.
20:34Get out of the set.
20:36Listen to me.
20:37Get out of the set.
20:38Listen to me.
20:39The channel is in its place,
20:40and the addiction is in its place.
20:42Come on, let's go.
20:43Let's go.
20:44Let's go.
20:45Let's go.
20:46Let's go.
20:47Here,
20:48no matter how much one does,
20:50here,
20:51there is nothing,
20:52no feeling,
20:53nothing.
20:54Come on, let's go.
20:55Let's go.
21:01You,
21:03Sir,
21:04the first show of 24 News
21:06that you did,
21:07which one was that?
21:09Huh?
21:10The first show of 24 News
21:12that you hit,
21:13which one was that?
21:15That show?
21:16Yes.
21:17The one with Dabbinga.
21:18Which Dabbinga?
21:20That one,
21:21the one where the Indian Army
21:23was in it.
21:24The one where the Indian Army
21:25was in it.
21:26Yes.
21:27Yes.
21:29And after that,
21:30how many years did you work
21:31on 24 News in total?
21:34Huh?
21:37Sir?
21:40Huh?
21:44You did it on 24, right?
21:46Come on, man.
21:47Come on.
21:49Sir,
21:50how many years did you work
21:51on 24?
21:52Three years.
21:54Then come out
21:55and tell us the truth.
21:59Yes.
22:01Why didn't you make a film?
22:05Which one?
22:10Hey,
22:11give me a piece of bread.
22:16Which film is this?
22:18Sir,
22:19everyone made a film.
22:21Why didn't you make one?
22:25Sir,
22:27it will take a minute.
22:28Just three or four more questions.
22:29I swear,
22:30I won't say anything to you.
22:31Then we'll do it
22:32in T-Town School.
22:33I swear.
22:34Just answer these two or three
22:35questions, sir.
22:36That's it.
22:37Hey.
22:38Come out and give it to me.
22:40Okay, I'll come out and give it to you.
22:42Okay,
22:43the thing is that
22:44all of you
22:45who love
22:46Sir,
22:47and me,
22:48all of you love him a lot.
22:49The thing is that
22:50he does justice.
22:51Justice is
22:53that
22:54I made this channel.
22:56You'll say,
22:57my son is a coward.
22:58I'll give him an interview.
22:59He'll say,
23:00it's okay.
23:01You'll sit with me
23:02and you'll get more fame.
23:05You'll sit with me
23:06and you'll be happy.
23:07Okay?
23:08Sir,
23:09he's been here
23:11for eight days.
23:12And I thought
23:13that I'll sit here
23:14and he'll sit in front of the washroom.
23:17I don't know
23:18if he'll come out here or there.
23:21Sir,
23:22what time is it?
23:24Wait a minute.
23:32What happened?
23:37With a lot of difficulty,
23:38a person
23:39does something
23:40with a lot of effort.
23:41When God
23:42blesses him,
23:44then a person
23:45starts to be proud
23:46of his efforts
23:47and his hard work.
23:48A person
23:49whose name is
23:50Sajjad Jani
23:51is a person
23:52with the same hard work
23:53that Sajjad Jani is.
23:54Sajjad Jani
23:55is not just for you
23:56or for me.
23:57In fact,
23:58he lives in the heart
23:59of everyone
24:00who knows Punjabi
24:01and loves Punjabi.
24:02He sold so much
24:03to Punjabi
24:04that Sajjad Jani
24:05gets a lot of credit.
24:06We'll ask
24:07some more questions
24:08to Sajjad Jani.
24:09Sir,
24:10what's your plan
24:11now?
24:12What's the plan?
24:14Now,
24:15I won't eat food.
24:19I'll do whatever I want.
24:22I won't eat food.
24:27Sir,
24:28tell me about the field.
24:30What's the plan
24:31of the field
24:32and what do you plan to do?
24:35One minute.
24:42And these people
24:44naturally
24:45want to
24:46create.
24:47Creators
24:48are never dependent
24:49on anyone.
24:50And these people
24:51are the only
24:52creators
24:53who have
24:54been blessed
24:55by God
24:56in whatever
24:57they have done.
24:58And they have
24:59been given
25:00immense respect
25:01by God.
25:02And people
25:03have been
25:04connected
25:05to them
25:06in this way
25:07and it has
25:08become
25:09a beautiful
25:10garden.
25:11Sir,
25:12did you
25:13start a project
25:14in Dubai?
25:15Huh?
25:16Did you
25:17start a project
25:18in Dubai?
25:21Oh,
25:22the one
25:23who started
25:24this project,
25:25let him stay
25:26at home.
25:32Oh,
25:33what a film
25:34he has set.
25:38Sir,
25:39how long
25:40will it take?
25:41I'll buy five.
25:42Yes,
25:43buy five.
25:44You have
25:45come out
25:46from there
25:47and you will
25:48talk.
25:49But no one
25:50will do it.
25:51Then
25:52no one
25:53will do it.
25:54You have
25:55come out
25:56from there
25:57and you
25:58will
25:59talk.
26:00But no one
26:01will do it.
26:02Then no one
26:03will do it.
26:04I know
26:05you can't
26:06do it.
26:07And I
26:08will also
26:09tell you
26:10that when
26:11brother
26:12But I like you can do me on the way to see star on the way check up on arm or star on the pass on down there
26:17You don't come up come again. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, I'm dying a common man
26:21Oh, so not a hook a chicken leg and a star no
26:24It could hold the job and artistic mind away or the lead to see artists one Joe a buddy
26:29He on the bottom D. I was not a honey sink by Gina. I'm okay. I see a last time
26:38Honey sink by Gina. I'm okay. I lost him
26:42Hi, yeah
26:45Hi, oh, yeah
26:52Usagi
26:54make a cheese and a
26:55K
26:57in a diaphragm as I did you can see in another coffee there to open a major key in an a
27:02mother just under the box times but I would us settle on a very very platform to Lincoln to be at in a DSK. Yarma
27:09Apnea Sadhvi Nala Ajayi Nala back a
27:13Ajayi to see wake up a dirty time. I see a car pit Vishakha
27:16Okay, God, you know I can tell a bag a Karna Ajayi the a alum a or a alum
27:21It's a budget to make a in Saan del de potato in Saan del de such a in Saan
27:26Man, I didn't understand a challenge a man at the Madassar. Oh, yeah, Jim. It's a chabut Adi
27:31Dubbing Vicky Chachabuta, but Chakar Kamoya jacquine Karo Kachachabut, Ergie dubbing
27:37I see Madhavic do Serena Candessa. Yeah, that's one of our kiddy Kamal. Yeah, I keep cheese. Okay, Sajid
27:44Chachabuta, you know, what? I don't know. Can you dare come again? Oh, no, these are photo SEO
28:50Oh
29:20Oh
29:50Oh
30:20Oh
30:27No, I know
30:39But you know they need to see big or a job or a party
30:45Shut down, I mean easy
30:47I
31:47Have been to the middle day
31:50But I think it's a tough way. I don't know. Do you think it'll be to our son?
31:54I know I'll tell him about the other son. That's all the rich animal, but I didn't a channel
31:59But I did they don't eat at a home. We're a channel. Okay. Well, I'm a barber
32:04Can I go study to look or a tea time?
32:07Magic and a tea time. Yeah, man, Jim. I'm a man. I don't want to get there
32:10And I'm trying to make I can pay to be to see we come with them
32:13I'm gonna get a tea time. I don't put a key. I'm not over there. I'm fresh all ahead
32:17I'm Vietnam. I think so. I'll double on a nickel. I have one. Oh, don't know. I'm a time. I'm a week
32:25Sajji
32:37And he will Nazir in just a matter of the sake of a struggle her insanity
32:41Did you need to be buddy minute Karki?
32:43Or
32:48Push log multiple talented multi-talented
32:54Road show dubbing
32:56Funny clips
32:59Ferra's the bad
33:01genetic each off a rest of our Mushaira
33:05me a
33:07Ferris to a study the credit. Yeah, it's nice. I'll start you to go to push. I don't have to see
33:14Push push
33:16Sorry to see the singer banana. I see the a kid. I'm a little bit to see that's a ox or so much. I could know
33:23Singer may have a banana see
33:27Who knows I'm a singer get a kid a job. Yeah, I was a little icy. Yes, I see
33:33I
33:36Swear
33:37I don't know. Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm a
33:42Comedian, I'm a tea time. Karki. I'm a soul. I'm a middle bus way. I'm a non-judge. I didn't afraid
33:48Huh?
33:49Do you keep in a car?
33:53How they be but I have a media limit didn't I'm okay. I'll
33:57Own a more Nana
34:00honey
34:02Any out of here?
34:04Yeah, yeah, I don't know
34:06They all of the car didn't know to go the car. There is a bunch of our Marfa the Angolan
34:12Marfa the static idea of the cab I get quite a bit of air man. I'm a yard
34:17Someone's a or a hunter to Carla. Why a hunk many?
34:20I'm a beauty bag a podcast of the carney to support dusty to podcast Koi
34:25to Kiki me
34:27Koi
34:29to
34:31Get a game of severe that was on my head. I took a
34:35Kuti G cup. I had camera like a
34:38Channel, but I left the key as a car like a malak rather have a tool at the level
34:43It's actually new
34:45It was a dead up and I don't know base again in a can I get a price and chocolate
34:50I mean to see a girl son, you're gonna stand and call it a mother to channel
34:53Why didn't you make a channel?
34:54Listen to me, I made a channel for Faisal's son
34:56Yes
34:577000-8000 subscribers
34:59He took one video and left
35:01He didn't come back
35:02Yes
35:03Now he has to do it himself
35:04Yes
35:05You make a channel
35:06You do it yourself
35:07You eat our life
35:08Eat your life
35:09Just one podcast
35:10I told you
35:11The format of my channel
35:12The format that I have
35:14I told everyone to make a podcast for Asthaji
35:17You were in Dubai
35:19Now you are here
35:20I asked you for this time
35:22You have been asking me for 8 days
35:24I will do it in the morning
35:26I will do it in the morning
35:27I will do it now
35:28I will do it in the morning
35:29You are humiliating me
35:31Answer my question
35:33Where did you want to be a singer?
35:35Do it
35:36It will be over-recorded
35:37I will say it again
35:38Asthaji, I don't want to do it again
35:40It will be over-recorded
35:41This is too much
35:42This is right
35:43Okay
35:44You didn't bring it
35:45You will say it
35:46I will say it
35:47You wanted to be a singer
35:48I am a singer
35:49What else?
35:50I have become a singer
35:51How many times did you say it?
35:53I don't have to say it to anyone
35:55You know the lion
35:56In the jungle
35:57Someone asked him
35:58Are you a king?
35:59Yes
36:00He said
36:01I think I am a king
36:02And I am a king
36:03What kind of argument is this?
36:04You said it yourself
36:05But
36:06It is useful to me
36:08The lion with these people
36:10I think I am a singer
36:12I am a singer
36:13Okay
36:14Okay
36:15Asthaji
36:16How many years did you study?
36:17How many years did you study?
36:188 years
36:19You studied for 8 years
36:20And
36:21Which school was it?
36:23Government Islamia School
36:24Guru Nanak Pura
36:25From 5th to 8th
36:27From 5th to 8th
36:28From Kachi to 5th
36:30In our Radhabad
36:32Baba's school
36:33Tata
36:36Tata
36:37Means the one below
36:38Yes
36:39It was an English medium
36:40It was Tata's school
36:41Okay
36:42It was an English medium
36:43Yes
36:44They call it Baba's school
36:45Okay
36:46It was famous
36:47Radhabad Baba's school
36:48Okay
36:49It was a branch
36:50Okay
36:51In 56 streets
36:52Okay
36:53I studied there for 2-3 days
36:54From 5th to 6th
36:55Okay
36:56After that
36:57I went to Government Islamia School
36:58In 6th
36:59Okay
37:00And
37:01After studying for 8 years
37:02I left
37:03That's it
37:04You studied for 8 years
37:05And
37:06You also know about software
37:07You also know about computer
37:08Then they beat me up
37:10A lot
37:11A lot
37:12They beat me up
37:13The whole community beats me up
37:14They beat me up
37:15They beat me up
37:16They beat me up
37:17And
37:18They beat me up
37:19They beat me up
37:20And
37:21And
37:22They beat me up
37:23Then
37:24My wife
37:25I used to
37:26If they beat you
37:27They don't
37:28Even ask
37:29Like
37:30No
37:31Wait
37:32If they beat you
37:33they ask
37:34If they beat you
37:35they ask
37:36It's like
37:37Nothing
37:38Just
37:39Nothing
37:40No
37:41Really
37:42Why
37:43Why
37:44My Wife
37:45Is
37:46Not
37:47I'll do this clip 2-3 times
37:51Leave me alone
37:52I'll do it 3 times
37:53I won't do it 3 times
37:56I'll do it once
37:58I'll do it once
38:00This podcast
38:01I'll do it for 10 minutes
38:03This is how it is
38:05Do it at home, don't do it outside
38:07Don't do it outside
38:09I swear to God Farid
38:11When you knocked on the door
38:12I swear to God
38:13I was tired
38:15I'm telling you
38:17I really went to the kitchen
38:19And you were taking me there
38:21You took me from Kande to Mehrama
38:23I'll do that
38:25Because I can't sleep for 8 days
38:27When you say
38:29I'll do it today, tomorrow morning
38:31You don't want to be naughty?
38:32No, I don't want to be naughty
38:33I have a habit
38:35I'm not talking to you
38:36I'm not
38:37Sir
38:38I'm
38:39I'm not talking to you
38:40I'm not talking to you
38:41I'm talking to you
38:42Ask me a question
38:43They are looking at me
38:44Ask me a question
38:45In life
38:46In life
38:47You've been talking about this for 50 years
38:50I'm not talking about that
38:51Where did you get the knowledge?
38:53Where did you study?
38:54How is it in this field?
38:55What did you do?
38:56I'm talking about my life
38:57You're talking about my life
38:58How much did you support?
39:00You have to answer
39:01What did you struggle?
39:02All these things
39:03Sir
39:04Ask me a question
39:05Ask me a question
39:06I know in the hearts
39:08I know at home
39:09I know in the streets
39:10I know in the markets
39:11I know in the newspapers
39:12I know on TV
39:13I know everywhere
39:15I know
39:16I know Sajjad
39:17I know
39:18From this fame
39:19Have you ever had any difficulty?
39:21Any pain?
39:22Any sorrow?
39:25How?
39:26I used to get a bun
39:27Yes
39:31You see
39:32How he breaks the bun
39:35Yes
39:36Okay
39:37Next question
39:42Sir
39:43Answer
39:45I'm getting very anxious
39:46Sir, I told you that
39:48No, No
39:49I didn't say that
39:50I was saying
39:51Don't tell me
39:52You ask your question
39:53I'll answer
39:54I'm getting very anxious
39:55I'm getting very sad
39:56Until now
39:57I'm getting very anxious
39:58Due to this fame
39:59I'm in pain
40:00I'm worried
40:01Next question
40:07You have to
40:08Answer
40:09I'm tired
40:10I can't
40:11When I tell you
40:12To stop
40:13He told me to wait for two days, so I waited for two days.
40:16What two days?
40:17People call me a liar, they say I talk too much.
40:19You tell me, it's been two days, eight days.
40:22I've tried it, I've messed up the whole thing, I've tried it.
40:32It was a lot of fun, I swear.
40:34This compressor thing?
40:35No, no, no, no.
40:37I mean, wherever you want to go, you can take a cab.
40:41You can go wherever you want, there's nothing to worry about.
40:45This is a system called Refresh.
40:49It's a computer system, right?
40:51This compressor is basically a refresher.
40:54Refresher?
40:54Command.
40:55According to Mr. Sajjad Jani,
40:57the compressor can be used for whatever you want,
40:58for your legs, for your head, for your arms,
41:01and for...
41:03You can do this too?
41:05You can do whatever you want at that time.
41:06You can do it, this is called a physical refreshment.
41:09Okay, Ustad ji,
41:13do you have any regrets in life?
41:17About that?
41:19Listen, I've got the device, let's go.
41:23Any regrets?
41:24The achievement that I had in life,
41:26that I could do it,
41:29that's left in my heart, it's just a desire.
41:33Ustad ji, it'll take a minute, get up and answer.
41:36I have small kids,
41:37so many people,
41:39when they see me, they'll say,
41:40look at Mr. Fareed, how...
41:42I don't care if Mr. Fareed is doing it or not,
41:43I don't care, I don't care.
41:46I don't care,
41:47why should I do it?
41:48I'm going to do it anyway.
41:50I'm going to do it anyway.
41:51I'm going to do it or not,
41:53and when I don't do it properly for 2-3 days,
41:55I'll sit outside.
41:56Ustad ji, get up, I'm telling you.
41:57I'm not getting up,
41:58you come here,
41:59sit here, you too.
42:00Sit here, get out of the way.
42:03My son is coming.
42:05Give it to me.
42:07Give it to me.
42:09Stay out of the way.
42:11Stay out of the way.
42:11You don't have to do it for me,
42:12do it here.
42:14Yes, do it.
42:16In your life,
42:17have you ever regretted anything?
42:19I've regretted a lot.
42:21I've regretted a lot.
42:22Which ones?
42:24I can't think of them right now.
42:27One regret is that...
42:28Yes.
42:31I wish I could marry a woman of my choice.
42:34No one.
42:38Listen to me.
42:40In the future, if you...
42:43I made everyone do Vogue.
42:45Under the article...
42:46They made themselves do Vogue.
42:48That's fine, Ustad ji.
42:49If you want to marry a woman of your choice,
42:51everyone has the right to do it.
42:54Other than that, leave the marriage.
42:56I don't want to talk about marriage.
42:58Any regret that I become a...
43:01I do a white-collar job,
43:02I go to work in the morning,
43:04I wake up in the evening,
43:05I go to sleep,
43:06and I come back in the evening.
43:07That's the scene.
43:08Or does this life seem boring to you?
43:15I don't understand the question.
43:16I don't know how to answer it.
43:18I don't understand your question.
43:19It's a simple question.
43:21I understand what you're saying.
43:23A regret in life.
43:24There are a lot of regrets in life.
43:26One more.
43:28Other than marriage.
43:30Other than marriage, no.
43:32That's it.
43:33That's it.
43:34The only regret is that
43:36I hit my hand in the dirt.
43:40You hit your hand in the dirt.
43:42Yes, I hit my hand in the dirt.
43:44And I'm done.
43:45That's it.
43:46Ustad ji, you can keep a stick, right?
43:48In the podcast,
43:49there should be something like this somewhere.
43:51Podcast...
43:52You don't do podcasts.
43:55Do you understand?
43:57I'm your podcast.
43:59I'm your podcast.
44:01Tell me this, Ustad ji.
44:03If you could meet again in life.
44:05An example.
44:07This is a big question.
44:09Yes.
44:10If you could meet again in life,
44:12would you want to be Sajjad Jani again?
44:16Yes.
44:18If I could meet a thousand times,
44:20I would meet a thousand times.
44:21As much as I get love.
44:22Okay.
44:23I'm not that kind of artist
44:25who says no, not again.
44:26This is a lot of pain.
44:27I got a lot of love from the pain.
44:29Yes.
44:30I will be Sajjad Jani every time.
44:32But in the next life,
44:34I won't repeat the mistakes I made.
44:37I won't hit my hand in the dirt.
44:39Okay.
44:40Huh?
44:41Turn off the lights.
44:42I'm not the cameraman.
44:44Turn off the lights.
44:45Let's talk face-to-face.
44:47Tell me the picture.
44:48This is Sajjad Jani.
44:49This is Fareed.
44:50Look at his face.
44:51Turn off the light.
44:52I can see it.
44:53Ustad ji, how much do you earn a month?
44:55I don't know how much I earn.
44:57Everyone in Pakistan knows
44:59that I earn 70-80 lakhs a month.
45:01And you give it to everyone?
45:03Yes, I give it to everyone in Punjab.
45:06I earn 2-3 lakhs a month.
45:08The rest, I earn 78-75 lakhs a month.
45:12Ustad ji, how many cars do you have?
45:14I don't have any cars.
45:16I had one car.
45:18I bought it a week ago.
45:20Okay.
45:22I used to have taxis.
45:24Yes.
45:25But now I don't have them anymore.
45:27Okay.
45:28Now I have my own car.
45:32Okay.
45:33Do you talk to Kapil Sharma?
45:36Yes, I do.
45:37I haven't talked to him in a long time.
45:39He's busy.
45:40Okay.
45:41Do you talk to Hani?
45:42Yes, I talk to Hani.
45:44You talk to Hani.
45:47Yes.
45:49I told Nadiri that
45:51it's time for me to leave.
45:56We'll meet again.
45:58What did you tell her?
46:00I told Nadiri to switch off the lights.
46:02Okay.
46:03I swear, I'm having a lot of fun.
46:05Don't do it.
46:06Switch off the lights.
46:07I'll do it.
46:10How much do you earn?
46:12Ustad ji,
46:14Yes.
46:15I'm asking about your salary.
46:17Let me know.
46:24Ustad ji,
46:28Don't you have any emotions?
46:37Ustad ji,
46:39Yes.
46:40I don't want to ask you anything.
46:42Ask me something.
46:46I'm a full-time actor.
46:49Do you love Mr. Rafi?
46:51Yes, I do.
46:52I saw him in a dream two days ago.
46:55Okay.
46:56Do you love Mr. Mehdi?
46:58Why would I love him?
47:00Do you love Mr. Mehdi?
47:02Yes.
47:03I don't have any feelings for him.
47:05I don't have any feelings for Mr. Mehdi either.
47:07Is this what you want to ask me?
47:09No.
47:10Why are you asking me this?
47:11Have you stopped smoking?
47:12No.
47:13Have you stopped talking about Mr. Mehdi?
47:15I'm talking about Mr. Rafi.
47:17I'm in love with Mr. Mehdi.
47:19That's what he said.
47:21I can't live without him.
47:23Ustad ji,
47:26Don't do anything.
47:28I'm warning you.
47:29Ustad ji,
47:30Do you understand?
47:31Did you enjoy it?
47:34Okay, viewers.
47:35Take care of yourself.
47:36Where are the viewers?
47:38Where did the viewers go?
47:40They were here.
47:41Get the viewers here.
47:43Where are they?
47:44They are here.
47:45We'll meet them tomorrow.
47:47We'll meet them on the next broadcast.
47:52Go to sleep, Allah kaka.
47:54Go to sleep, Allah kaka.
47:56I'm so hungry.
47:59I'm going to sleep.
48:01I'm going to sleep.
48:03I'm going to sleep.
48:05I'm going to sleep.
48:07I'm going to sleep.
48:11I'm going to sleep.
48:13I'm going to sleep.