The Translator Short Comedy Film
The Translator Short Comedy Film
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00:00["Hallelujah Chorus"]
00:14["Hallelujah Chorus"]
00:24["Hallelujah Chorus"]
00:30Hi Ben.
00:35Oh, hi. Rachel, right?
00:39Yes, um, I'm Rachel. Hi.
00:43We have a class together, don't we? Isn't it...
00:46Geometry! We have geometry together.
00:49That's, that's it.
00:51I said to Rose behind you.
00:54Well, uh, how are you doing, Rachel?
00:58Oh, well, I'm actually...
01:02Beautiful.
01:04Oh, well, if you say so. I mean, I guess I'm not the least attractive girl, and...
01:09Sorry, sorry about that. I just, I just saw that girl who moved here from France.
01:14Claire.
01:16Claire?
01:18["Hallelujah Chorus"]
01:22She's so hot.
01:26Eh, all French people are jerks. It's a known fact.
01:31I just wish I could talk to her.
01:33Yeah, I mean, it's too bad you don't speak the same language, right? I mean, it's so tragic.
01:38If only I had a translator.
01:40So, so tragic.
01:43Wait a minute. Don't you speak French?
01:45Huh?
01:46The other day in class, you were bragging about how you knew the language of love.
01:50Well...
01:51Would you translate for me, please?
01:54I...
01:55You would be, like, the best person in the world. You'd be, like, my favorite-est person that I've ever knew in the whole wide world.
02:02Fine. I'll be your translator.
02:05Thank you so much. You're the best.
02:08Yeah. Yeah.
02:11Claire! Hey! Hey, Claire!
02:14Oh.
02:35Oh, uh, oui!
02:38She understands.
02:40Ask her how she's doing.
02:44Comment allez-vous?
02:46Très bon!
02:48She's doing very well.
02:50Dites-lui que je pense qu'il est mignon.
03:06She said that she thinks you look...
03:11stupid.
03:14Really?
03:16Yep, she did.
03:24She really said that?
03:30Yes.
03:32Okay, well, tell her I think she's really pretty.
03:42Elle dit que vous allez parler.
03:47Vraiment?
03:49Oui.
03:57Elle a vraiment dit ça?
04:00Oui.
04:02Bien.
04:04J'aime son accent américain.
04:08She thinks your voice sounds weird.
04:11Uh, well, tell her I think she has really beautiful eyes.
04:16And her hair is really nice, too.
04:20Vos yeux semblent sombres et sans aimer.
04:25Et vos cheveux sont grosses.
04:29Eh bien, j'aime vraiment son terrier.
04:33You've got something stuck in your teeth.
04:37I, you know, I really...
04:39I just, I want to ask her out on a date.
04:50Il veut appeler un chien.
04:54Il a dit quoi?
04:56She said sorry, but she's not interested.
04:59She said he would never, ever, ever work out between you two.
05:03Ever.
05:04In fact, she said that, uh, you and I would make a pretty amazing couple,
05:08and, um, that you should seriously, seriously think about asking me out
05:13instead of wasting your time on stupid things.
05:16Seriously think about asking me out
05:18instead of wasting your time on some stupid girl from another stupid country.
05:26She said all that.
05:31Rachel, can I talk to you for a minute in private?
05:34Of course. Sure thing.
05:37I know what you're doing here.
05:39I don't know what you're talking about.
05:41You're sabotaging our conversation, and I'm asking you to stop. Please.
05:45But I...
05:46For me, please. Just give me a chance with this girl.
05:50Fine, okay? I'll translate for real.
05:59Désolé, assez.
06:01Je ne peux croire qu'il m'ait appelé.
06:04Les stupides prochaines Américaines.
06:08Uh, she just called you a stupid American swine.
06:11Rachel, I told you to cut this out.
06:13It needs to stop. It's not funny.
06:15I'm being serious.
06:17Vous êtes pathétique, pité.
06:21Okay, um, now she just said a word that, uh, I can't say out loud.
06:28You are unbelievable. You know that.
06:31Absolutely unbelievable.
06:37Come on, Claire. Let's go.
06:41Obtenez-vous mon oiseau de moi.
06:49You were right.
06:51Yep.
06:53She actually said that.
06:55Uh-huh.
07:03I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot.
07:06What?
07:09They're there.
07:13It's just, you know, I thought I had a chance with her.
07:18I actually thought I had a chance with her.
07:21I guess I should have known better.
07:24I guess I'm gonna have to do the right thing here.
07:37Écoutez.
07:39C'est garçon ami, vraiment.
07:41J'ai essayé l'eau, donc.
07:43J'ai saboté votre conversation.
07:47Il ne peut pas vraiment dire ces choses.
07:50Je suis tellement désolée.
07:53C'est aussi une triste beaucoup.
07:55S'il vous plaitait de l'eau,
07:58donner une seconde chance.
08:00Donner une seconde chance?
08:08Sweetheart, I'm a foreign exchange student.
08:11I speak English, so I know what was going on the entire time.
08:15But it's still fun to mess with you Americans.
08:22I knew all French people were jerks.
08:30I knew all French people were jerks.