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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
00:16Come, Babu, come.
00:18The same old newspaper again?
00:20Why don't you read the newspaper?
00:22What's the use of reading the newspaper?
00:24It gets old anyway.
00:26The old newspaper will always be old.
00:28So what?
00:29You'll get the same price after selling it.
00:32That's true.
00:33The bottle gourd is fresh.
00:35Shall I give you 200?
00:36No, no. 100 grams is enough.
00:38What else do you want?
00:39Two potatoes and one onion.
00:41Two potatoes and one onion.
00:4480 paise.
00:45Shut up. Here you go.
00:49Only 50 paise?
00:51What are you doing?
01:03Here you go, Babu.
01:10What's this?
01:11I only get one rupee for tea.
01:12And this Babu?
01:13This Babu drinks two cups of tea every day.
01:15Without a coin.
01:16He doesn't miss a day.
01:18And he gives the money in cash.
01:22Look at the shop.
01:23I'll be right back.
01:27Look, she's gone to the vegetable vendor again.
01:29I think she's having an affair with him.
01:32Yes, she's having an affair.
01:33But why do you look so upset?
01:35I'm also your buyer.
01:37Right?
01:39If you're a buyer, then drink tea, pay the money and get lost.
01:44Here's the tea.
01:47What's this?
01:48What's this?
01:51Why?
01:52Did you find a place to stay?
01:54Again the same thing.
01:55I told you, I'll find one.
01:56What's the hurry?
01:57I'm not in a hurry.
01:58They'll throw me out of the house.
02:00Both my brothers are married.
02:02They want me to leave the house.
02:04So that they can live comfortably.
02:05Yes, I'll find one.
02:06Just be patient.
02:08How patient should I be?
02:10That guy.
02:11With the spectacles.
02:13He's flirting with me.
02:14He says he'll treat me like a queen.
02:17He's a miser himself.
02:20He spends all day with this moron.
02:22Drinks tea with his money.
02:24And watches movies.
02:26And what are you?
02:28How long will you spend the night at that shopkeeper's house?
02:30What can I do?
02:32Don't you feel jealous?
02:34These rascals.
02:36They always flirt with me.
02:38Only them?
02:40And who knows how many more?
02:42And you're also a real player.
02:43You know very well how to keep them away.
02:48You should buy a house soon.
03:43Yes, sir.
04:06Yes, sir.
04:07Fresh cauliflower.
04:08Pay me later.
04:09Look, the guy with 50 paise is here.
04:13Stop.
04:15Stop.
04:20Stop.
04:23Taxi.
04:24Taxi.
04:25The car is here.
04:26Come.
04:27Hurry up.
04:28Open the door.
04:30Come.
04:33Ask him to show me my shop.
04:44Come.
04:47You can't come in.
04:48You either stay here or sit there.
04:57Doctor.
04:58Will he be alright?
05:00Who do you think this man is?
05:02No one.
05:03We live in the same locality.
05:04He fell unconscious in front of my shop.
05:06I brought him here immediately.
05:08You did the right thing.
05:09He has a heart attack.
05:11Heart attack.
05:12We'll have to treat him.
05:13It'll cost a lot of money.
05:24So, Guru.
05:26How many days were you in the cold house?
05:28I don't know.
05:29But I felt really good.
05:31No one has ever done so much for me in my life.
05:34Morning, afternoon, evening.
05:36They used to look at me all the time.
05:38They are decent and good people.
05:40They are decent?
05:42They are thieves.
05:44This is the third time I have come here.
05:45They have robbed me and made me naked.
05:48And all the doctors here
05:49are half-wits.
05:51They are stupid.
05:53And the big doctor here, Dr. Sen
05:56is a thief.
05:57He is a big thief.
06:00All he wants is money.
06:02He wants a lot of money.
06:04And he will never tell me
06:05how many days it will take.
06:07But I am fine now.
06:08Barkhodar, listen to me.
06:10No one takes care of anyone here.
06:13Everyone sucks everyone's blood.
06:16And the four or five days
06:17you were kept in the cold room
06:19is to cool down the foreign machines.
06:22It's not for you or me.
06:24If there is no room to cool down,
06:26the machines start making noise.
06:30Have patience.
06:31You'll know everything.
06:33What will I know?
06:35You are new here.
06:36It's your first time here.
06:37You don't know how many times
06:38you'll have to come here.
06:40You'll have to carry a lot of stuff.
06:42Everyone will come down here
06:45and then one day,
06:47Ram's name is the truth.
06:50Ram's name is the truth.
06:56Babu, how are you?
06:59I am fine.
07:00Did you bring me here?
07:02Of course.
07:03You had a heart attack.
07:05Has it ever happened before?
07:06No.
07:07This is the first time.
07:09When will you leave?
07:11How would I know?
07:13I'll ask the doctor.
07:15You eat this.
07:22Hello, doctor.
07:24Hello.
07:25You look fine now.
07:28You can go home now.
07:30I'll prescribe some medicines and pills.
07:33Take them on time.
07:36And yes,
07:37do come here once a month.
07:40Doctor,
07:41when I'm fine,
07:42why do I need to come here?
07:44There's nothing to be afraid of.
07:47It's a matter of the heart.
07:48It won't take long for it to get worse.
07:50And now,
07:51all this pollution
07:54and the daily struggles of life.
07:57Anyway,
07:58I'll explain.
07:59Sit down.
08:00Okay.
08:03How many children do you have?
08:04None.
08:06Are they not born?
08:07Or have they passed away?
08:08I'm not married yet.
08:10I see.
08:12Where do you live?
08:13Near Maulali.
08:14That's very far.
08:15Yes, doctor.
08:17It's about Rs. 10 per visit.
08:19Now,
08:20for just Rs. 10...
08:21How much is the rent?
08:23Nothing.
08:24Why?
08:25Is it your house?
08:26No.
08:27I've made it my own.
08:30So,
08:31you don't have a wife,
08:32children,
08:33a house,
08:34or a job?
08:35No, doctor.
08:36I have a job.
08:37I've been doing proofreading
08:38for the past 4-5 years.
08:40I've been doing it for a month.
08:42So,
08:43you don't want to come here every month?
08:45How can I get so much money, doctor?
08:48Then,
08:49do one thing.
08:50Put a pacemaker
08:51in your chest.
08:53That way,
08:54you won't have to come here.
08:56Pacemaker?
08:57What's that?
08:58It's a small machine.
09:00Like my watch.
09:01It keeps my heartbeats
09:03steady.
09:04You can stay alive
09:05for many years.
09:07Oh.
09:08Hmm.
09:09Are you thinking about the expenses?
09:11Yes, doctor.
09:12Look,
09:13people like you
09:15give us the least amount of money.
09:17The government gives us the rest.
09:19Think of it as
09:20a job for Rs. 8,000-10,000.
09:22Rs. 8,000-10,000?
09:24How can I get so much money?
09:26I don't have anyone.
09:27Why not?
09:29This man
09:30brought you here.
09:32This?
09:33He's as poor as I am.
09:36I stay
09:37at home.
09:38He's
09:39out of the shop.
09:41Look,
09:42I've told him about the pacemaker.
09:44He says
09:45he'll arrange the money.
09:47Yes, doctor.
09:48I'll give it.
09:50These people
09:51look poor
09:52and helpless.
09:54But they have a lot of money.
09:56He'll give you the money.
09:58Why?
09:59But why?
10:00Yes, sir.
10:01I'll give it.
10:02I don't have that much money.
10:03But I have something.
10:05If money is of no use to anyone,
10:07then what's the use of money?
10:10Look,
10:11I'll try to
10:12reduce the money.
10:14It's not that urgent.
10:16You go out
10:17and give your advice.
10:19Let me know later.
10:21Goodbye, doctor.
10:22Goodbye, doctor.
10:28He's here.
10:33Let's go.
10:34Shibu has come back.
10:35If he doesn't come,
10:36where will he go?
10:37Basanti also came
10:38after two months
10:39with the baby.
10:41That's great.
10:42That's great.
10:43The vegetable vendor
10:44said that
10:45Shibu has an American heart
10:46in his chest.
10:47After the operation,
10:48like Basanti.
10:50That's true.
10:51But where did
10:52the money come from
10:53for the operation?
10:54He's a miser.
10:56He has money.
10:57He doesn't see
10:58the vegetable vendor
10:59as his slave.
11:00He doesn't see
11:01the vegetable vendor
11:02as his slave.
11:07Who is it?
11:15You're here, sir.
11:16That's why
11:17I'm serving tea.
11:19Here, hold this.
11:20Give it to him.
11:22Here, sir.
11:28And you came here.
11:30Who will look after
11:31my shop and yours?
11:32I explained everything
11:33to the two boys
11:34who stay here.
11:35Don't worry.
11:37Everything will be fine.
11:38Drink your tea.
11:42The room is very nice.
11:45Why don't you buy
11:46such a room?
11:48Can I ask you something?
11:49Yes, tell me.
11:51Get two potatoes,
11:52one onion
11:53and any vegetable
11:54from the shop.
11:55I'll pay for it.
11:57How much is it?
11:58Leave it.
11:59Why should I leave it?
12:00How much is it?
12:01Tell me.
12:02The same 50 paise.
12:04You won't pay more.
12:06Here, son.
12:17What are you thinking about?
12:20I've taken a loan
12:21for the first time in my life.
12:23That too, 8000 rupees.
12:25I don't know
12:26if I'll be able to pay it.
12:28Don't worry, son.
12:30Get busy with your work.
12:32You'll pay for everything.
12:38Will you cook for me today?
12:46You're thinking about it again.
12:49Why don't you do one thing?
12:52Eat with me every day.
12:54I'll pay for the food.
12:55I'll pay for the food.
12:57Just give me 3 rupees a day.
12:59Why? For no reason?
13:01No.
13:02It'll help you too.
13:04And you don't even have to pay me.
13:06I'll keep deducting 3 rupees a day.
13:09I'll keep deducting
13:11the 8000 rupees you gave me.
13:13My loan will be less.
13:15Okay, son.
13:16Why didn't you get married?
13:18There are only girls
13:19in this locality.
13:22A boy told me
13:23to get married.
13:25Really? Then?
13:27Then what?
13:29I was left alone.
13:31You should have got married.
13:33You have a house too.
13:35You haven't got married either.
13:37I haven't. What can I do?
13:39I work at the shop at night.
13:41I don't have a house.
13:43How can I get married?
13:45That's not a big deal.
13:46You can look for a bungalow.
13:48It's not that easy.
13:50But you've been here for 12 years.
13:52You still haven't got married?
13:53If I had a house,
13:55I would have got married long ago.
13:58Who was that girl
14:00who wanted to marry you?
14:02She used to come there.
14:04Ruli.
14:06Her name is Ruli.
14:08She never used to crowd around.
14:10She used to look at me
14:12and smile.
14:13Really? Then?
14:15Then what?
14:17I once called her
14:18inside the room.
14:24What are you looking at?
14:27Why are you laughing at me?
14:30I feel like laughing.
14:32What can I do?
14:34Am I a circus joker?
14:36No.
14:37You are a very good man.
14:39But why did you call me inside?
14:41And then you closed the door too.
14:43Someone is looking at us.
14:45Someone is looking at us.
14:47Someone is looking at us.
14:49Someone is looking at us.
14:51Someone is looking at us.
14:53That's why, right?
14:55No.
14:57I thought...
14:59Okay,
15:00will you marry me?
15:02Get lost.
15:04You are old enough.
15:06I am this old.
15:08You have seen me.
15:10I am not that old.
15:12I feel bad.
15:14She wanted to marry me.
15:17Listen.
15:19I didn't have to say it.
15:21Sibu said it himself.
15:23Stay there and eat there.
15:25Now I will keep my shop's things there at night.
15:28Okay.
15:29I have arranged for your stay.
15:31When this is done,
15:32we will find a way out.
15:34Listen.
15:35After marriage,
15:36we will stay there.
15:38Your plan is good.
15:40Then get married soon.
15:42What about that old Sibu?
15:44I will tell him
15:45to sleep outside.
15:51Are you not ready yet?
15:53You are sitting at home.
15:55What can I do?
15:57Whatever you had,
15:58everything is over.
16:00You have to do something.
16:02You can't sit at home all your life.
16:04Okay.
16:05I am leaving.
16:06You should throw me out of the house everyday.
16:09I won't come in the afternoon.
16:11I will come in the evening.
16:12Let's go.
16:13I have to go to the shop too.
16:24Will you let me go?
16:34Anu.
16:35Will you come home?
16:37You go. I will come.
16:38You will go, right?
16:54Anu.
17:06Come.
17:07Come, doctor.
17:08Come.
17:10Anu.
17:12Anu.
17:22Your heart failed.
17:24You don't have a chance.
17:26Do something.
17:27Come with me.
17:28I will give you a death certificate.
17:31Sibu is here.
17:33I am here.
17:35Come here.
17:37You were with them, right?
17:38Yes.
17:38You also take out some stuff.
17:40And you also take out as much as you can.
17:42We have to do the last rites, right?
17:44Yes.
17:44Let's go.
17:47Manik.
17:48Yes.
17:48Take this 100 rupees.
17:50Do everything properly.
17:51And here is the death certificate.
17:53Take care of everything.
17:54Because I am not going.
17:56I have to close the shop and also clean the room.
17:58Yes. You don't worry, Anu.
18:02Let's go, brothers.
18:02Let's go.
18:05Let's go.
18:07Ram Ram.
18:08Satya Hai.
18:08Ram Ram.
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18:26Satya Hai.
18:26Ram Ram.
18:27Satya Hai.
18:27Hey, listen.
18:29This guy here, has a precious American heart.
18:35He spent 40 to 50 thousand on this heart.
18:37If we just burn his body like this now,
18:40Then his precious heart is also ruined.
18:43If we can somehow remove this heart,
18:47We will get a congratulatory money.
18:49If we somehow get rid of this heart, we can get a lot of money.
18:54Shut up, old man.
18:56Listen, you will also get a lot of money.
19:00There is an American heart in this corpse's chest.
19:04Which is called a peacemaker in English.
19:06What? Peacemaker?
19:08It will cost at least Rs.50,000.
19:12I want that American heart.
19:15But I am a dentist.
19:17Don't talk too much.
19:19You are lucky that we have come to you.
19:22And don't talk too much.
19:24If you want, you can keep the corpse.
19:26But I want that peacemaker.
19:28Come on, hurry up.
19:40What will you do with the tool?
19:42I have to sterilize the tool.
19:45You idiot, he is dead.
19:46There is no need to sterilize the tool.
19:50Do one thing.
19:52Open it.
20:12There is nothing here.
20:14What are you saying?
20:16See for yourself.
20:18I have cut everything and filled everything.
20:23What?
20:25You are cheating me.
20:29Come on.
20:31Take this corpse away from here.
20:33I beg of you.
20:39Come on, let's finish him.
20:46Let's go.
20:56Come with me.
21:05Poochi.
21:07What is it?
21:09Where is the vegetable vendor?
21:11I don't know.
21:13He has gone to the doctor.
21:14Which doctor?
21:16The one where Shivu was admitted.
21:18Shivu?
21:20You two stay here.
21:22And you two don't leave the house.
21:24If he comes, catch him.
21:26Till then I will deal with the doctor.
21:28Let's go.
21:30Pig.
21:32American piece.
21:34Where is the money?
21:36And you doctor.
21:38Where is the peacemaker?
21:40Take out the money.
21:42Manik brother, believe me.
21:44I didn't have money.
21:46I didn't have a peacemaker.
21:48Listen, this vegetable vendor needed a place to stay.
21:50He was going to get married after getting a place.
21:52He was telling me that after Shivu passed away,
21:55he could get that place.
21:57I said yes, you can get it.
21:59But after spending some money.
22:01Hey doctor.
22:03Don't talk too much.
22:05Take out the 50,000 rupees that you have spent.
22:07What nonsense is this 50,000 rupees?
22:09The treatment that has been done in the hospital,
22:11only 8000 has been spent.
22:15Huh.
22:17Mahim has also gone.