3rd Rock From The Sun NBC Split Screen Credits
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00:00It's everywhere. It's got all of America talking. It's The Weakest Link.
00:08She's been called the most feared woman on television.
00:11Yeah.
00:12You are The Weakest Link. Toodle-oo!
00:15You are The Weakest Link.
00:16Goodbye.
00:17Goodbye.
00:18Who is allergic to intelligence?
00:23You are The Weakest Link.
00:25It's gonna get ya.
00:27Sundays at 8, 7 Central on NBC.
00:30Goodbye.
00:31From the network that brought you the Olympic Games comes the Battle of the NBC Boneheads.
00:36It's Matthew from News Radio versus Third Rock's Harry.
00:39From special training diets to countless hours of falling over and over again,
00:44they prepare a lifetime for this competition.
00:46Event number one, high chair jumping.
00:48Prepare to be dazzled.
00:50Using only a chair, they must display a breathtaking lack of grace and agility.
00:54Who's the bigger bonehead? You be the judge.
00:56The Battle of the NBC Boneheads will continue. Watch for it.
01:00Stone left this at the prom last night.
01:04I think he was spiking the punch.
01:05What makes you think that?
01:07Well, I woke up on the football field when the sprinklers came on.
01:14Well, I'll be sure to tell him.
01:16Where's my evidence?
01:17I don't know.
01:19Geez! This happens to me all the time.
01:21Guns, drugs, I even lost a whole dead guy once.
01:25Wednesday, the season finale of Ed.
01:28And a near-miss kiss leads to an invitation.
01:31So, want to go to prom with me tomorrow night?
01:33What?
01:34A Stuckyville prom, and everyone's looking for a date.
01:37Oh, hey.
01:38May I have this dance?
01:40Sure.
01:41It's the moment America's been waiting for, and just when things are heating up.
01:46Do you want to come in for a drink?
01:48We've got a surprise ending you'll be talking about all summer.
01:52The season finale of Ed. Wednesday on NBC.
01:55Now, the 3rd Rock 3D Spectacular can be yours through this special TV offer.
02:00Just call 1-800-680-1800.
02:03For $14.95 plus shipping, you can own this special cool collector's edition video
02:07with never-before-seen footage, behind-the-scenes interviews, and hilarious outtakes.
02:11Four pairs of 3D glasses included.
02:13Have your credit card ready and call 1-800-680-1800.
02:171-800-680-1800.
02:21Surprise!
02:24Oh, my God!
02:26Now you have a TV on the ground floor.
02:28That's the biggest TV I've ever seen. How did you avoid this?
02:31Well, I sold your grandmother's antique end tables.
02:34What?
02:35Actually, that only covered the down payment.
02:37You have 12 more monthly payments of $265.
02:40What?
02:43Gun smoke!
02:46I know what you did last season.
02:48Last May, the big giant head,
02:50William Shatner, made Sally High Commander
02:53and fathered Vicky's alien baby.
02:57Premiere week.
02:58Find out what the baby looks like.
03:00If there were any tentacles, it would show up in the sauna.
03:04And with Sally in charge, how will Dick cope?
03:07It's a lot to think about.
03:09Stop thinking about it!
03:11The 3rd Rock premiere, NBC Tuesday, in two weeks.
03:14From the network that brought you the Olympic Games
03:16comes the Battle of the NBC Boneheads.
03:19It's Matthew from News Radio versus 3rd Rock's Harry.
03:22From special training diets
03:24to countless hours of falling over and over again,
03:27they prepare a lifetime for this competition.
03:29Event number one, high chair jumping.
03:31Prepare to be dazzled.
03:33Using only a chair,
03:34they must display a breathtaking lack of grace and agility.
03:37Who's the bigger bonehead? You be the judge.
03:40The Battle of the NBC Boneheads will continue.
03:42Watch for it.
03:46♪♪
04:13Hey, don't miss the season premiere of 3rd Rock.
04:15Now, here's Harry and the aliens with Evil Dick.
04:18Dick's a very freaky alien.
04:20I'm gorgeous!
04:21From the 3rd Rock from the sun.
04:25But now his evil twin is taking over.
04:28I'm your new high commandant.
04:29Lock Dick in the basement now.
04:32It's Evil Dick, Evil Dick.
04:34He wants to rule the planet.
04:36It's Evil Dick, Evil Dick.
04:38And good Dick just can't stand it.
04:39In two weeks, the season premiere of 3rd Rock from the sun
04:41with special guest Dennis Rodman.
04:43Featuring Seinfeld Español.
05:03He's funny in any language.
05:04And this Thursday, Seinfeld packs twice the fun
05:06in a special all-new one-hour episode.
05:08Will you stop it with the subtitles, please?
05:11Those wondering where NewsRadio is, find out at the beep.
05:14Hi, you've reached the office of Jimmy James.
05:16We've moved NewsRadio to Sunday after mad about you.
05:18My fine staff loves to work weekends anyway.
05:21Hi, it's me, Beth.
05:22You know, the overworked and underpaid in a dead-end job, Beth.
05:25Anyway, can you believe this guy working weekends?
05:27Hello, I barely work during the week.
05:28Anyway, leave a message. Bye.
05:29This is news anchor Bill McNeil.
05:31We've moved NewsRadio to Sunday.
05:33I wonder if this means I'll get a bigger office.
05:35This is news director Dave Nelson, and no, Bill, you won't.
05:38NewsRadio has moved to Sunday.
05:40Back with Tom Jones and part two of NBC's comedy classics quiz.
05:44Fraser and Diane, do you agree to tie the knot?
05:47I do.
05:48But did they really?
05:49Well, she left me at the altar.
05:51I had just vowed to take her for my wife.
05:54The priest asked her if she would marry me.
05:56She looked around and asked if he was talking to her.
06:01He nodded and she was gone.
06:03Oh, that's so tragic.
06:05But this Valentine's Day, lightning strikes twice.
06:14Tonight, Conan's time travel week.
06:16TV like you've never seen before.
06:18Well, you have, but not in the last few minutes.
06:20Ancient Greece.
06:23The future.
06:27It's the Civil War.
06:28What should we do?
06:29Find a bookie, because I'm pretty sure I remember who wins this one.
06:33And you thought jet lag was exhausting.
06:35Conan's time travel week starts tonight.
06:37It's about time.
06:44Does the upcoming premiere of Malibu Shores leave you generationally challenged?
06:48Then check out NBC's handy guide to Malibu speak.
06:51First, the boy.
06:52That's him?
06:53Oh, he's a Val.
06:54Val, a resident of the valley.
06:56An undesirable.
06:57He's a gangbanger, Val.
06:58Gangbanger, a Val who hangs out with young ruffians, a hoodlum.
07:02Now, the girl.
07:03Is that Chloe Walker?
07:04Man, did she morph.
07:05Morph to grow up, acquire a figure.
07:07I bet she's still a brainer.
07:09Brainer, one who is smart, therefore unpopular.
07:12Keep practicing and watch the premiere of Malibu Shores Saturday.
07:17We are so funny.
07:20You know, this night of a thousand laughs is great.
07:22My stomach hurts, but it hurts so good.
07:26Who are we gonna laugh at next?
07:27Brotherly love.
07:28Oh, good.
07:29I enjoy those lovable little Lawrence brothers.
07:31Yeah, that Joey Lawrence really gets my motor going.
07:35Yes, he is quite the mechanic.
07:40What?
07:41Later, the laughs are on Seinfeld, Frasier, Mad About You, and NewsRadio.
07:45Put your pocket protectors and fire up your joysticks.
07:47It's time to play NBC's Name That Nerd.
07:49Shall we play a game?
07:51All right, check out this 1982 commercial.
07:53Do you have ice hockey by Activision?
07:55Yikes!
07:56Is nerd boy ER's Anthony Edwards,
07:58news radio's Phil Hartman,
08:00or Frasier's David Hyde Pierce?
08:02Ready to battle for the pot?
08:04Well, inflict fierce body checking.
08:06Ruthless tripping!
08:08I'm ready! I'm ready!
08:09It's our boy Phil Hartman,
08:11who traded in his game cartridge for a microphone on NewsRadio Sunday.
08:19Professor Otto Schmenge here with another profile in psychosis.
08:24Today, the mysterious news radio syndrome.
08:27Symptoms may include frequent ritualized oral contact.
08:31Yes.
08:32Who are you and what do you want?
08:33Irrational rage directed at telephones.
08:36And in later stages, unusual workplace fashions.
08:40New research hints at a cure to the use of the goofy ball.
08:43Please help by watching the hilarious season finale of NewsRadio.
08:48People are talking about Mad About You
08:50as Paul and Jamie face their biggest crisis.
08:52What's going to happen now?
08:54I don't know. I don't know.
08:57And here's what America's saying.
08:59I've seen them argue, but never like that.
09:01They're like your best friends. You don't want to see them break up.
09:04I really hope they patch it up.
09:05I mean, they're such a great couple.
09:07Have they seen a counselor?
09:08Jamie and Paul are right here in my heart.
09:10I'm going to watch it. I'm going to see what happens.
09:12Don't miss the season finale of Mad About You next Sunday.
09:16Our sympathetic chat with a concerned family member on NBC's Mad About You.
09:20Hey, Murray, how you doing, man? Feeling kind of down lately, huh?
09:23Yeah, I know things are really rocky between Paul and Jamie.
09:26The milk bones are probably few and far between, yeah.
09:29They were so happy for four great years.
09:32That's, what, 28 years for your people, right?
09:34What's going to happen now?
09:36I don't know. I don't know.
09:38Aw, come on, you're breaking my heart.
09:40Dude, Murray, don't do this to me.
09:41Mad About You, the big finale.
09:43All your questions will be answered this Sunday on NBC.
09:45Now back to the NBC Comedy Club
09:47Back to the NBC Comedy Club as Jeff Foxworthy talks about how to understand Southerners.
09:51We have words in the South they don't even have in California.
09:54Like, my brother has the word used to could.
09:58Can you dance? Well, I used to could.
10:04Probably one of my favorite Southern words is sensuous.
10:07I told my old lady, sensuous up, get me a beer.
10:11Hey, have you heard? Jeff Foxworthy comes to NBC Mondays this fall.
10:18Now, a Third Rock Olympic tribute.
10:21It says here the Olympics are an ancient Greek festival of athletics held every four years to celebrate Zeus.
10:26Oh, who's Zeus?
10:28Only the doctor who wrote The Cat in the Hat.
10:32Oh, boy, is there green eggs and ham on my face.
10:36It's 38 days and counting to America's Games, the 1996 Summer Olympics on NBC.
10:41Oh, and don't forget, Third Rock moves to Sundays beginning this fall right after the Olympics.
10:47Third Rock from the Sun is moving to Sundays. Now, here's Harry and the Aliens.
10:52He's a freaked out geek from outer space on the Third Rock from the Sun.
10:58And soon he'll be moving to Sunday nights at 8-7 Central.
11:04He's an alien, alien on TV.
11:10Now on Sunday nights here on NBC.
11:14Third Rock from the Sun is moving to Sundays.
11:16Wondering where NewsRadio is? Find out at the beep.
11:20Hi, you've reached the office of Jimmy James. We've moved NewsRadio to Sunday after mad about you.
11:24My fine staff loves to work weekends anyway.
11:26Hi, it's me, Beth. You know, the overworked and underpaid in a dead-end job, Beth.
11:30Anyway, can you believe this is Sunday weekends? Hello, I barely work during the week.
11:34Anyway, leave a message. Bye.
11:35This is news anchor Bill McNeil. We've moved NewsRadio to Sunday.
11:38I wonder if this means I'll get a bigger office.
11:40This is news director Dave Nelson, and no, Bill, you won't.
11:43NewsRadio has moved to Sunday.