Oliver is in trouble. He's been caught embezzling money from his father's company, and unless he can pay back the $250,000 he took (which he can't), he will be fired from his job, arrested, and probably sent to jail.
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00:02:59Magnificent.
00:03:01Oh, I'm going to be magnificent tonight at the charity ball,
00:03:05for which you shall receive a handsome sum.
00:03:08In small bills.
00:03:10Yes, small bills.
00:03:12I'll pay you in teeny tiny bills.
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00:03:34Oh, I'm going to be magnificent.
00:03:37I don't understand how you get such tone from that little instrument.
00:03:40I was a child prodigy.
00:03:42Oh, I see.
00:03:43You're very strong.
00:03:44Thanks.
00:03:45I will see you tonight.
00:03:46Tonight.
00:03:47And what a night it shall be.
00:03:49Oh, come in through the doggie door.
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00:03:59This is difficult for me to say to you, Oliver,
00:04:01knowing that you are married to your wife,
00:04:04and her father being a founder of this firm.
00:04:07Is that all, sir?
00:04:08Sit down, sit down.
00:04:09There's more.
00:04:10It has been brought to my attention, Oliver,
00:04:12that there are certain irregularities
00:04:14in your handling of customers' accounts
00:04:17as well as your own personal portfolio.
00:04:20Well, I have been a little behind in my paperwork,
00:04:23but my putting's improving.
00:04:25It isn't your paperwork we're getting to.
00:04:27It's your stealing that disturbs us.
00:04:30Well, perhaps I have been a little over my head,
00:04:33but I was planning to cover my position
00:04:36in the expectation of a market rise.
00:04:38To cover your position, Oliver,
00:04:40the Dow Jones would have to gain 500 points
00:04:43by 2 o'clock today.
00:04:45Well, that's not entirely impossible, sir.
00:04:47A good piece of news, a fantastic rumor.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:52Now, in view of your relationship
00:04:54with your wife's father
00:04:56and the adverse publicity to our company,
00:04:58I am not involving the police.
00:05:01Thank you, sir.
00:05:02Is there anything else?
00:05:04Two things.
00:05:05You have a period of 30 days
00:05:07in which to return to us a sum of $250,000.
00:05:13And I accept your resignation as of this morning.
00:05:17I imagine, then, this is not the proper time
00:05:20to discuss the possibility of a raise.
00:05:26Phillips.
00:05:30What a day, Phillips.
00:05:32Be a good man and fix me a martini.
00:05:35No, sir.
00:05:36Very dry.
00:05:37No, sir.
00:05:39Phillips?
00:05:41Phillips?
00:05:43Phillips?
00:05:46Frieda?
00:05:47Frieda?
00:05:48Frieda?
00:05:50You called, mein Herr?
00:05:52Is there something wrong with Phillips?
00:05:54Was he paid this month?
00:05:56Mrs. Oliver has given the staff strict orders
00:05:59to ignore any requests you may make.
00:06:03And if I insist?
00:06:08You're dismissed.
00:06:14Jordan?
00:06:16Ah, Clarice, my pet.
00:06:18I didn't hear you enter, so I did feel a slight chill.
00:06:22Have you thought about what we discussed?
00:06:24Yes, my dear.
00:06:25And I have the entire evening arranged.
00:06:28Cocktails at five, dinner at Chasen's,
00:06:30the children at five.
00:06:32Cocktails at five, dinner at Chasen's,
00:06:34the charity ball, and then a moonlit ride to Catalina.
00:06:38I meant the divorce.
00:06:40Divorce?
00:06:42Divorce?
00:06:43You're joking.
00:06:44I'm perfectly serious.
00:06:45I can't stand living with you another day, Jordan.
00:06:48Maybe it's our sex life.
00:06:49We'll take night courses.
00:06:51We'll study.
00:06:52We'll work.
00:06:53We'll fix it.
00:06:54Face it, Jordan.
00:06:55You've just never been comfortable being a failure.
00:06:58You always felt I paid your way.
00:07:00Oh, Clarice.
00:07:01It's my pet, my plum, my peach, my pear.
00:07:04Why be hasty?
00:07:05I've been thinking of it for six years.
00:07:09Jordan, I'm going to cut you off without a cent.
00:07:13Has Judy Woody been in Nudy Woody?
00:07:15Oh, cut out that insipid baby talk.
00:07:17You're a grown man and astute.
00:07:19That may have been cute when you were in your 20s,
00:07:21but it's not anymore.
00:07:22Don't push me, Clarice.
00:07:24I must have my money.
00:07:26Jordan, I don't want a scene.
00:07:27I just want you to pack your belongings
00:07:29and leave my home.
00:07:30You mean our home.
00:07:32I mean my home.
00:07:33Does the phrase community property mean anything to you?
00:07:36Does the phrase alimony mean anything to you?
00:07:39Alimony?
00:07:40You'll thank me for this, Jordan.
00:07:42I'm doing it for your own good.
00:07:43You're forgetting the stocks and bonds.
00:07:45I'll sell out.
00:07:46They're in my name, in a revocable trust.
00:07:50And now, Jordan, I'm revoking it.
00:07:52And I'm revoking you, and I'm revoking our marriage.
00:07:55Sweetheart.
00:07:56Sweetheart.
00:07:57Sweetheart.
00:07:58Sweetheart, you're just in a revoking mood this morning.
00:08:00That's all.
00:08:01A good breakfast and it'll pass.
00:08:03That's another thing I've always wanted to tell you, Jordan.
00:08:06Sweetheart.
00:08:09You two are rotten, Bogart.
00:08:13Picasso.
00:08:14Van Gogh.
00:08:15Warhol.
00:08:16Degas.
00:08:18Ingres.
00:08:19Degas.
00:08:20David.
00:08:21Warhol.
00:08:22Gainsborough.
00:08:23Warhol.
00:08:24Interesting.
00:08:26Interesting?
00:08:27Is that all you can say?
00:08:29Interesting?
00:08:30What should I say?
00:08:31Oh, forgive me.
00:08:32I forget that you're just an art dealer.
00:08:34It's a pity one must grow callous from overexposure.
00:08:38I am not callous, Mr. Oliver.
00:08:40I am just trying not to be unrealistic.
00:08:43But a true masterpiece must be humbling,
00:08:46even to the most sophisticated dealer.
00:08:49Did you purchase all of these from the same source, Mr. Oliver?
00:08:52Yes, the Von Schlegel Gallery.
00:08:54Normally, I would sell them back to Von Schlegel,
00:08:56but he doesn't seem to have a gallery anymore.
00:08:59Quid correct.
00:09:00He left for Switzerland.
00:09:02Ah.
00:09:03I will give you $25,000 for the lot.
00:09:07$25,000,000.
00:09:08Thousand.
00:09:10Thousand?
00:09:11$25,000.
00:09:13$25,000 for these masterpieces?
00:09:17Masterpieces, yes.
00:09:18Masterpieces of furgery.
00:09:21Furgery?
00:09:22Furgery.
00:09:22Furgery.
00:09:23They are all worthless fakes.
00:09:26The walls, of course, are originals,
00:09:28but I'll give you nothing for them.
00:09:30Furgeries of those would be priceless.
00:09:34Mr. Fletch, I dislike humor at my expense.
00:09:37I have no sense of humor, Mr. Oliver.
00:09:40The $25,000 I offer you is for the frames.
00:09:45They're all so beautifully carved in gold leaf.
00:09:49Etiolated, flanged, splayed.
00:09:52These are my infants, my little babies, my children.
00:09:59Children, perhaps, yes, but illegitimate children.
00:10:02They must be original.
00:10:03I paid von Schlegel with original money.
00:10:06And so you have original von Schlegel.
00:10:09Blimey.
00:10:10I will give you $25,000.
00:10:12Take it or leave it.
00:10:13$27,000.
00:10:14No.
00:10:15$29,000.
00:10:16No.
00:10:17$30,000.
00:10:18No.
00:10:19$24,000.
00:10:20$25,000.
00:10:22Wait a minute.
00:10:23This is my house.
00:10:24Those are my furgeries.
00:10:25That's my chandelier.
00:10:26Those are my tables.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:28This is your head.
00:10:29That's my head?
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:31Perhaps if I were to call a doctor.
00:10:32No.
00:10:33No, no doctor.
00:10:34I'll walk you to the door.
00:10:35I'll show you in.
00:10:36Out.
00:10:37Yes.
00:10:38Come along.
00:10:44Strange fellow.
00:10:51Oh.
00:11:22Divorce.
00:11:24Divorce is serious business.
00:11:26It could put a severe strain on your marriage.
00:11:29As your lawyer, I would have to suggest
00:11:31that you think the matter through.
00:11:33But that's all I am thinking about.
00:11:36He's grown so selfish.
00:11:38He's obsessed with those paintings.
00:11:40Bought with my money.
00:11:42I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:11:44I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:11:46I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:11:48I'm not going to let him get away with it.
00:11:50I don't like him with his money.
00:11:52The worst part is, I still love him.
00:11:55Well, don't worry.
00:11:57We'll see what we can do.
00:11:58I'll immediately transfer all securities
00:12:00and bonds into a separate trust.
00:12:01And, of course, as your attorney,
00:12:03we'll have the estate under my executorship.
00:12:06He'll fight that.
00:12:08I'm afraid to think what he might do.
00:12:10Don't fret.
00:12:11Want another piece of cheese?
00:12:12No, thanks.
00:12:15Clarice?
00:12:16Clarice?
00:12:19Clarice? Has anyone seen Clarice?
00:12:22Oh, thank you.
00:12:23Clarice?
00:12:25Clarice?
00:12:26Now, we'll take care of everything.
00:12:28We'll control everything.
00:12:30He hasn't got a chance.
00:12:35So, when the chicken's away, the rat will play.
00:12:39Hello, Jordan.
00:12:43Chicken leg.
00:12:44Clarice, my pet, I'm so glad you're still here.
00:12:47I live here, you idiot.
00:12:48If you don't mind, I'd like to speak to my wife alone.
00:12:51On the terrace.
00:12:52We have nothing to discuss.
00:12:53We have nothing to discuss, Jordan.
00:12:55On the terrace.
00:12:56How can you say we have nothing to discuss with so much going on?
00:13:00How cruel and sensitive.
00:13:02There is much to discuss.
00:13:03We're both grown-ups.
00:13:04We're human beings.
00:13:05This is our life.
00:13:06I want you to answer me honestly, truthfully.
00:13:09I can't feel that these six years were all in vain.
00:13:12Well?
00:13:13Is it really true you don't like the way I do Bogart?
00:13:16Thanks.
00:13:18Thanks.
00:13:19I've always loved the way you did Bogart.
00:13:21Are you going to let six years go down the drain?
00:13:23I'm not a child.
00:13:25I'm capable of change.
00:13:26I can change.
00:13:27I can grow.
00:13:28I could do Gable, Ronald Coleman.
00:13:30Oh, Jordan, six years ago you were you when I was me.
00:13:33But now I'm me and you're you.
00:13:36I'll be you.
00:13:37You'll be me.
00:13:38We'll be anything we want.
00:13:39We're grown-ups.
00:13:41Jordan, I want to laugh again.
00:13:42That's why I married you, because you made me laugh.
00:13:44And I will.
00:13:45I'll make you laugh again.
00:13:46Oh, look.
00:13:47Good night, Jordan.
00:13:48Good night, Clarice.
00:13:49Good night, Harold.
00:13:50Good night, Jordan.
00:13:58My life, it's falling apart.
00:14:01I paint things.
00:14:02They're all fake.
00:14:04I feel, I feel, I feel empty.
00:14:09Ah, those fakes you bought from Von Schlegel, yeah?
00:14:12You know Von Schlegel?
00:14:13Intimately, he's been a patient of mine for years.
00:14:16He tells me everything.
00:14:18You mean all these years I've been billed thousands
00:14:22and thousands and thousands of dollars,
00:14:25and you never told me anything?
00:14:27Mr. Oliver, I am a psychoanalyst.
00:14:29I am not a district attorney.
00:14:30I do not make moral judgments.
00:14:32I treat you honestly.
00:14:34And if I told you I was going to kill my wife,
00:14:38you wouldn't call the police?
00:14:40I would not call the police, correct.
00:14:42I would let you kill her, and then we would
00:14:44talk about it at the next session.
00:14:46And if I were to kill myself?
00:14:48Ah, that would be a different question.
00:14:51You would not be able to talk about it at the next session.
00:14:54Besides, it's a much healthier thing to kill one's wife
00:14:58than to kill oneself.
00:15:01It is?
00:15:02Yeah.
00:15:03But you're not the homicidal type.
00:15:05You could never kill anyone.
00:15:08Why not?
00:15:09Because you're a weakling.
00:15:10You're a coward.
00:15:11You have no guts, no backbone.
00:15:13You're a mere worm of a man.
00:15:16Are you aware of what you're saying, doctor?
00:15:19Of course I am.
00:15:20Who should know better than I do?
00:15:22I have been your analyst for six years.
00:15:25But I, but, but.
00:15:27You are a louse.
00:15:29A deadbeat.
00:15:30You're not only a ball, you're a foul ball.
00:15:33Here.
00:15:34Look at yourself.
00:15:36No, no.
00:15:37Take it easy.
00:15:38No, no.
00:15:39Take it away.
00:15:40I can't.
00:15:41Look at yourself.
00:15:42Wait.
00:15:43Time is up.
00:15:46No, no.
00:15:47But doctor, you're supposed to help me.
00:15:49I help you?
00:15:52You are supposed to help yourself.
00:15:55You come here, you tell me what to do, you pay me,
00:15:58and you help yourself.
00:16:00And unless you pay me, I will not listen to you.
00:16:03I'll pay you, though.
00:16:04I'll pay you.
00:16:05I don't have the money at the moment.
00:16:06I mean, I don't have access to the money.
00:16:07But I'll find money.
00:16:08There must be way.
00:16:10If you do not find the money, I will not listen.
00:16:14I will let you go crazy.
00:16:38A table, senor.
00:16:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:42Is this a Chinese restaurant?
00:16:44Si, senor.
00:16:45Why are you dressed like a Mexican?
00:16:47Because I am a Mexican, senor.
00:16:49This way, please.
00:16:53You're a good man.
00:17:07Your check, senor.
00:17:08Ah, thank you.
00:17:12$1.14.
00:17:14Very reasonable.
00:17:18Here we are, my good man.
00:17:22Keep the change.
00:17:23Thank you, senor.
00:17:24Don't mention it.
00:17:36$1.14.
00:18:07$1.14.
00:18:13One, please.
00:18:18Keep the change.
00:18:20Oh, thank you.
00:18:24A charity ball and then a moonlit ride to Catalina.
00:18:28I meant the divorce.
00:18:29Divorce?
00:18:30Certainly.
00:18:31Surely you're jesting.
00:18:32I'm perfectly serious, Jordan.
00:18:33I can't stand living with you a day longer.
00:18:35It's a better sex life.
00:18:36We'll take night courses.
00:18:37Face it.
00:18:38You've never really been comfortable being a failure.
00:18:40You always felt I paid your way.
00:18:42Has Geordie Woody been a nerdy witch?
00:18:44Oh, cut out that insipid baby talk.
00:18:46I just want you to pack your belongings and leave my home.
00:18:49You mean our home, don't you?
00:18:52I mean my home.
00:18:53Does the phrase community property mean anything to you?
00:18:56Does the phrase alimony mean anything to you?
00:18:59Alimony?
00:19:00You've been living off my money since the day we met.
00:19:02I'm warning you, Clarice.
00:19:03You're warning me?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05I'd love to...
00:19:06You?
00:19:07I'd love to just...
00:19:08I'd love to...
00:19:09See?
00:19:10That could easily have been your neck, my precious.
00:19:13Jordan.
00:19:14How masculine.
00:19:20Excuse me.
00:19:21Do you know how this movie turns out?
00:19:23Well, yeah.
00:19:24He kills his wife, collects her insurance,
00:19:26and is elected governor of California.
00:19:31Cut it down.
00:19:43So, you see, Mrs. Slovin...
00:19:48I'd like to take out a one million...
00:19:50Mrs. Slovin.
00:19:51I'd like to take out a one million dollar policy
00:19:53in my wife's name with myself as sole beneficiary.
00:19:58A million dollar policy?
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:01Would that be a 20 or 30 year policy, Mr. Oliver?
00:20:04I was thinking more of one week.
00:20:07One week.
00:20:09That's highly irregular.
00:20:11Okay.
00:20:12Make it two weeks.
00:20:13Oh, well, that'll be fine.
00:20:15Now, the premium on a million dollar policy
00:20:18for even two weeks is very, very high.
00:20:21Possibly several thousand dollars.
00:20:24Oh.
00:20:25Well, would it be possible to pay the premium
00:20:27after the two week period?
00:20:29Oh, I'm afraid not.
00:20:31The policy can only take effect
00:20:33upon the completion of a physical examination
00:20:36and your personal check for the premium.
00:20:38Physical examination?
00:20:40Routine.
00:20:41Mr. Slovin,
00:20:43my wife is very sensitive
00:20:45to doctors' offices and examination.
00:20:48Mm-hmm.
00:20:49Could you make other arrangements in this case?
00:20:51Oh, certainly.
00:20:53If you wish, I can have one of our doctors
00:20:55examine your wife in the privacy of your home.
00:20:57Oh, fine.
00:20:58One more thing.
00:20:59Yeah.
00:21:00Could you have the doctor examine her
00:21:02in such a way that she wouldn't know
00:21:04that she was being examined?
00:21:06Could you?
00:21:12Hello, my dear.
00:21:13Where do you think you're going?
00:21:15Out.
00:21:16Oh, I'm afraid not.
00:21:17I have a friend coming over.
00:21:18I'd like you to meet him.
00:21:19That's no concern of mine, Jordan.
00:21:21I'm afraid I'm making it your concern.
00:21:23Back, back against the wall.
00:21:24Jordan!
00:21:25Have you lost your mind?
00:21:26I mean, what if I were to say...
00:21:27Yes.
00:21:28Phillips, out from behind that door.
00:21:29Put that thing away.
00:21:30It might go off.
00:21:31It might, and it might not.
00:21:32Oh, Jordan, let's not get into flights of fancy.
00:21:35I'm not being fanciful, my dear.
00:21:36Phillips, stop leaning up against my frame.
00:21:39Now, remember,
00:21:40this gun will be somewhere near me at all times.
00:21:43Phillips, into the kitchen.
00:21:45The kitchen!
00:21:46And tell Frieda to behave herself.
00:21:48Tell her I have a gun this time.
00:21:51My dear.
00:21:56Phillips.
00:21:57Phillips.
00:21:58Now, behave yourself, Clarice.
00:22:01Yes?
00:22:02Heshi Yamamoto.
00:22:03Mr. Heshi Yamamoto.
00:22:05Heshi!
00:22:06Oh, it's so good to...
00:22:08Phillips, it's so good to see you again.
00:22:11You're looking well.
00:22:12Really keeping yourself in good shape, aren't you?
00:22:15Mr. Slovin spoke to you?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17I'm an old friend of yours.
00:22:18Gordon.
00:22:19Jordan.
00:22:20Jordan.
00:22:21Jordan Oliver.
00:22:22Jordan Oliver.
00:22:23Clarice!
00:22:24An old friend of mine.
00:22:26Heshi.
00:22:27Heshi, this is my wife, Clarice.
00:22:29Ah, Mrs. Oliver.
00:22:30So nice to be invited to dinner.
00:22:32Dinner?
00:22:33What dinner?
00:22:34Dinner is served.
00:22:36That dinner.
00:22:37Shall we?
00:22:38Shall we?
00:22:44Don't forget.
00:22:46Don't let her suspect
00:22:47you're giving her a physical examination.
00:22:49Don't worry.
00:22:50I have great experience.
00:22:52Once I helped deliver a baby
00:22:54to a woman in the back of a car.
00:22:56And she thought I was repairing
00:22:58transmission of her Toyota.
00:23:06Excellent dinner, Mrs. Oliver.
00:23:09Heshi.
00:23:10Heshi.
00:23:11Shall we talk of old times?
00:23:14Oh, so, Mrs. Oliver.
00:23:18I was just admiring your wrist.
00:23:21Oh, thank you.
00:23:22Aren't they lovely wrists?
00:23:24So delicate.
00:23:25Yes.
00:23:26You see, we believe in our culture
00:23:28that the wrist is gateway to a woman's soul.
00:23:31How poetic.
00:23:33We believe that if woman possess beautiful wrist,
00:23:38she possess beautiful soul.
00:23:40I have never heard that.
00:23:41Are you sure that's true?
00:23:43Well, I could be mistaken.
00:23:45Oh, perhaps.
00:23:46Clarice, let's play some cards.
00:23:49Oh, please.
00:23:50I don't want to play cards.
00:23:51I want to eat something.
00:23:52Clarice.
00:23:53Deal.
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55Oh, rummy.
00:23:56We'll play rummy.
00:23:57We'll play seven card rummy
00:23:58or five card rummy.
00:23:59This is horrible.
00:24:00Seven card rummy.
00:24:01Beautiful brooch.
00:24:02Oh, yes.
00:24:03I bought that for her.
00:24:04It was my mother.
00:24:05Such a beautiful gown.
00:24:06Your mother's beautiful gown.
00:24:07Oh, this don't go with this brooch.
00:24:08I'm sure.
00:24:09Pick up.
00:24:10It's my lead.
00:24:11My lead.
00:24:12Smell the beautiful flowers.
00:24:13Oh, the flowers.
00:24:14Oh, the flowers.
00:24:15Clarice, smell the flowers.
00:24:17Oh, isn't it good to breathe?
00:24:19Oh, we haven't breathed like this since our honeymoon.
00:24:22Clarice, breathe.
00:24:23Pick up.
00:24:24I'm breathing.
00:24:25Excuse me.
00:24:26I'm breathing.
00:24:27Pick up.
00:24:28I don't want to play cards.
00:24:29Oh, please.
00:24:30Oh, Clarice.
00:24:31Let's reconsider.
00:24:32Can't you reconsider?
00:24:33Are you all right?
00:24:34Oh, yes.
00:24:35Just I lost my contact lenses.
00:24:36Oh, yes.
00:24:37Heshy's been losing his contact lenses
00:24:39since he was a small little nipper.
00:24:41Rummy.
00:24:42Sir.
00:24:43Rummy.
00:24:44Jordan.
00:24:45What?
00:24:46Sir.
00:24:47Oh, don't pay any attention to him.
00:24:49Can't you reconsider?
00:24:50Please.
00:24:51Please.
00:24:52You know how much I love you.
00:24:53I swear you.
00:24:54Oh, Heshy.
00:24:56Yes, I am.
00:24:57Nice to see you.
00:24:58Under my kazoo kazoo.
00:24:59Kazoo kazoo.
00:25:00Kazoo kazoo.
00:25:01It's used in Japanese tea drink ceremony.
00:25:04Oh, yes.
00:25:05I've tried that many times.
00:25:06What you do is you put the tea in through this tube
00:25:08and you press this tube and you go kazoo kazoo.
00:25:10Kazoo kazoo.
00:25:11Kazoo kazoo.
00:25:12Yes, it's a very old custom.
00:25:13Kazoo kazoo.
00:25:14Kazoo kazoo kazoo.
00:25:15Kazoo kazoo kazoo.
00:25:16Mrs. Oreva.
00:25:17Yes, what is it, Mr. Yamamoto?
00:25:18It's true.
00:25:19You see, I am a collector.
00:25:21Strange hobby, you know.
00:25:22What is it?
00:25:23What is it?
00:25:24I was wondering, please, would you give me a specimen?
00:25:29Jordan, I've had enough.
00:25:32I'm going now.
00:25:33Oh, Clarice, be a good hostess.
00:25:35I'm going now.
00:25:37Oh, Clarice.
00:25:38It's his hobby.
00:25:39Don't be selfish.
00:25:41Something I said?
00:25:47Kazoo.
00:25:48Kazoo.
00:25:49Kazoo.
00:25:50Kazoo.
00:25:51Kazoo.
00:25:52Kazoo.
00:25:53Kazoo.
00:25:54Kazoo.
00:25:55Kazoo.
00:25:56Kazoo.
00:25:57Kazoo.
00:25:58Kazoo.
00:25:59Kazoo.
00:26:00Kazoo.
00:26:01Kazoo.
00:26:02Kazoo.
00:26:03Kazoo.
00:26:04Kazoo.
00:26:05Kazoo.
00:26:06Kazoo.
00:26:07Kazoo.
00:26:08Kazoo.
00:26:09Kazoo.
00:26:10Kazoo.
00:26:11Kazoo.
00:26:12Kazoo.
00:26:13Kazoo.
00:26:14Kazoo.
00:26:15Kazoo.
00:26:16Kazoo.
00:26:17Kazoo.
00:26:18Kazoo.
00:26:20Kazoo.
00:26:21Kazoo.
00:26:22Kazoo.
00:26:23Kazoo.
00:26:24Kazoo.
00:26:25Kazoo.
00:26:26Kazoo.
00:26:27Kazoo.
00:26:28Kazoo.
00:26:29Kazoo.
00:26:31Kazoo.
00:26:37Kazoo.
00:26:43Kazoo.
00:26:49Kazoo.
00:26:55Kazoo.
00:27:01Kazoo.
00:27:07Kazoo.
00:27:14And I was so upset and embarrassed I couldn't even drive.
00:27:17I'm so sorry, Clarice.
00:27:19And you have no idea who this Yamamoto is?
00:27:22He said he was an old army buddy.
00:27:24Harold Jordan was never in the army.
00:27:27Jordan was probably lying.
00:27:29I wonder why.
00:27:30He lies all the time.
00:27:31It's one lie after another.
00:27:33I never even know when he's telling the truth anymore.
00:27:36I've heard of people like that.
00:27:38He hasn't been the same since the day we married.
00:27:41He keeps acting, pretending he's other people.
00:27:44You mean the way he sometimes thinks he's Humphrey Bogart?
00:27:47Oh, that's not so bad.
00:27:50The Bogart thing was a game with us.
00:27:54We were gay.
00:27:55We laughed.
00:27:56He was Bogart and I'd be Bacall.
00:27:59And then without warning, he was Peter Lorre.
00:28:02Harold, he made me be Sidney Greenstreet.
00:28:05I gained 35 pounds in one month.
00:28:08Clarice, it's not worth it.
00:28:10Go ahead and get the divorce.
00:28:12Pretty soon he'll be doing Bela Lugosi.
00:28:15He'll sneak up on you while you're asleep and bite you in the neck.
00:28:40Waitress.
00:29:08Waitress.
00:29:13Waitress.
00:29:21What is this?
00:29:23I'll have a double scotch on the rock, straight up and neat.
00:29:27What's that?
00:29:29I said I'll have a double scotch on the rock, straight up and neat.
00:29:33Right.
00:29:40Some kind of party going on over here, sweetheart?
00:29:43Too noisy for you?
00:29:45What?
00:29:46Yeah.
00:29:47Hey, keep it quiet in here, will you?
00:29:50It's after midnight.
00:29:55Better?
00:29:59Yes, thank you.
00:30:05Any of these tables open?
00:30:07Well, let me see.
00:30:09How many of there are you?
00:30:11One of me.
00:30:12Party of one.
00:30:14Well, you better take that table over there, huh?
00:30:17Thanks, sweetheart.
00:30:21Believe me, my dear, he's never going to change.
00:30:25Oh, if only he'd just stop doing Bogart and start being Bogart.
00:30:31But poor man, he's going to be lost without my money.
00:30:35What you need is a rest, a vacation, to clear your mind.
00:30:40Well, I could use one, I know that.
00:30:42Which is why I've arranged one for you.
00:30:45You have?
00:30:46Mm-hmm, I've taken the liberty of making a reservation for you at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas.
00:30:50Las Vegas?
00:30:51It'll be very therapeutic.
00:30:53You can gamble, go swimming, play golf, go shopping.
00:30:58Eat, sleep.
00:31:00If that's what you want to do.
00:31:02See, you feel better already just thinking about a vacation.
00:31:05It's a nice idea.
00:31:16Thank you, Harold.
00:31:18You are a good friend.
00:31:22You're a pretty good attorney.
00:31:24Now don't worry about a thing.
00:31:25I'll take care of everything.
00:31:48Oh.
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:51Excuse me, I didn't mean to wake you.
00:32:02Who are you?
00:32:04Who, me?
00:32:05Yes, you.
00:32:06Bobo.
00:32:07Bobo?
00:32:09Bobo.
00:32:10Bobo?
00:32:11Captain Bobo.
00:32:13Oh, Captain Bobo.
00:32:16What kind of captain?
00:32:19I don't mind.
00:32:20I just call myself a captain.
00:32:21It doesn't hurt anybody.
00:32:22It impresses people.
00:32:24Are you impressed?
00:32:25Oh, yes.
00:32:26Yes, I am very much.
00:32:28Oh, thank you.
00:32:29You're my first one.
00:32:30You mind if I sit down?
00:32:32Oh, please.
00:32:38You know who I am, don't you?
00:32:40No.
00:32:41Yes, you do.
00:32:42No, I don't.
00:32:43You know my name?
00:32:44No, I don't.
00:32:45You know my wife's name?
00:32:46No, I don't know your wife's name.
00:32:47Oh, admit it.
00:32:48No, I don't.
00:32:49You know I have a policy on my wife's life
00:32:51and plan to kill her and collect the insurance, don't you?
00:32:53No, I don't know that.
00:32:54What did I just say?
00:32:55You just said you got a policy on your wife's life
00:32:58and you plan to kill her for the insurance.
00:33:00Then you do know.
00:33:01Well, you just said that.
00:33:02You're lying.
00:33:03You heard it before I said it.
00:33:04No, I didn't.
00:33:05Sit down.
00:33:06Where do you think you're going?
00:33:07You're in this up to your neck.
00:33:09Listen, I'm just a captain looking for a ship, you know,
00:33:12and a little port, and a nice home to go home to.
00:33:15That's all.
00:33:16Just as I thought.
00:33:17You're one of those guys likes to dish it out,
00:33:19but you can't take it.
00:33:21I'm just a sweet, innocent guy that never gets in trouble.
00:33:27Hello.
00:33:28Whoa, whoa.
00:33:29Oh.
00:33:30Hi, fellas.
00:33:31Vito.
00:33:32Vito.
00:33:34Listen, I didn't expect you today.
00:33:36I explained the whole thing to Carmine,
00:33:38and he thought I was going to call Nunzio,
00:33:40and then he was going to call Big Vito and explain that,
00:33:42see, tomorrow I got a big thing going in the race.
00:33:44I got a horse to finish.
00:33:46You lose.
00:33:47Huh?
00:33:48Carmine is resting comfortably in an abandoned gold mine,
00:33:51and Nunzio don't work for Vito no more.
00:33:54He works for little Louie.
00:33:56Oh, he's a principal man.
00:33:58He really like him.
00:33:59Oh, excuse me.
00:34:00This is Vito, and Vito, this is my friend.
00:34:02We don't want to meet no friends of yours.
00:34:04We come for the money.
00:34:05Money?
00:34:07Just to show you we mean business,
00:34:09we're going to let you pay tomorrow.
00:34:11All 5 G's.
00:34:135 G's?
00:34:14I only borrowed 2 G's.
00:34:16Vito knows that.
00:34:17Yeah, Vito knows that.
00:34:19Vito also knows that 5 G's is more than 2 G's,
00:34:22and he knows he comes off better if you pay him more.
00:34:25And he knows more is good.
00:34:29That's a lot of interest.
00:34:31Just to show you we're on the square,
00:34:33we're going to give you your receipt in advance.
00:34:35Vito.
00:34:37Oh, please.
00:34:39I'll be right there, Bobo.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Damn these Ruffian techniques.
00:34:44They think they come in off the streets
00:34:46and just run it that way.
00:34:47Well, I...
00:34:56Vito always does a clean job.
00:35:00Thank you, Vito.
00:35:02Now, just to show you this ain't none of it personal.
00:35:05Wait a minute.
00:35:06Check.
00:35:07No, no, no.
00:35:08I'll take care of the check.
00:35:13Did this happen often?
00:35:15Oh, boy.
00:35:17Money.
00:35:19I need some money, otherwise they keep doing this.
00:35:22Don't worry, Bobo.
00:35:24I'm your friend.
00:35:26I will give you the money.
00:35:28Thousands.
00:35:30Thousands?
00:35:31Dollars?
00:35:32Yes.
00:35:34How many thousands?
00:35:36A lot of thousands.
00:35:37More than a thousand.
00:35:39How many thousands?
00:35:40A lot of thousands.
00:35:41More thousands than you ever dreamed of.
00:35:44Boy.
00:35:45What I got to do, kill somebody?
00:35:47Shh.
00:35:48You are serious.
00:35:49I mean, that's like murder.
00:35:51Right, murder.
00:35:52You could call it murder if you want to be technical.
00:35:54Oh.
00:35:56There's a tremendous punishment given out for things like that
00:35:59if you get caught.
00:36:00Well, you're not going to get caught.
00:36:01I'm not going to tell anyone.
00:36:02Are you going to tell anyone?
00:36:04No, but...
00:36:05But murder, I mean,
00:36:07taking somebody's life without their written permission,
00:36:10I can't do that.
00:36:12Bobo.
00:36:13Bobo, wise up.
00:36:14You have no choice.
00:36:16If you don't kill my wife, they kill you.
00:36:23How many thousands?
00:36:25$25,000.
00:36:29$25,000?
00:36:31Yes.
00:36:33Here's one of them.
00:36:37Are they all as pretty as that?
00:36:39Every one.
00:36:40Some of them are even prettier.
00:36:44You got a deal.
00:37:08Good morning, Clarice.
00:37:10Goodbye, Jordan.
00:37:11Where are you going?
00:37:12I'm going to Las Vegas.
00:37:14Must you?
00:37:15It's no concern of yours, Jordan.
00:37:23More than you know, my pet.
00:37:26More than you know.
00:37:28Yes, Bobo.
00:37:29That's correct.
00:37:30Las Vegas.
00:37:32I'm pretty sure that's where I'm going.
00:37:35Las Vegas.
00:37:37I'm pretty sure it's the one in Nevada.
00:37:40Fine.
00:37:46Yes, my dear.
00:37:47Just think.
00:37:49This time tomorrow, you'll be...
00:37:51Well...
00:37:53And I'll be $1 million richer.
00:37:57Less federal inheritance, that is.
00:38:01Jordan Oliver here.
00:38:03Mr. Oliver, this is Mr. Slovin of No Fault Insurance.
00:38:09Yes, Mr. Slovin.
00:38:26And that, Mr. Oliver, is the story in a nutshell.
00:38:29If you want, you can keep the nutshell.
00:38:31I don't want the nutshell.
00:38:32What are all these nuts?
00:38:33I don't want any of these nuts.
00:38:34What's the matter with you?
00:38:36Why should I be penalized?
00:38:37You're not being penalized.
00:38:39You're not being penalized, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:41All that remains is for your wife to take another physical examination,
00:38:44and the policy will be renewed, I'm sure.
00:38:46But you know how my wife feels about physicals.
00:38:48She doesn't like...
00:38:49How did you find out, anyway?
00:38:50Yamamoto wasn't a real doctor.
00:38:52Yes.
00:38:53Well, he was walking by this morning
00:38:54when one of our secretaries asked to borrow his thermometer
00:38:56to take her temperature.
00:38:58So?
00:38:59He didn't know what a thermometer was.
00:39:01How could that be?
00:39:03How could a human being not know what a thermometer is?
00:39:05Well, these things do happen.
00:39:06Happen?
00:39:07They don't happen.
00:39:08Don't you understand?
00:39:09Don't you understand that it's not fair?
00:39:11Life is not fair!
00:39:13I had it planned out.
00:39:15Don't you understand?
00:39:16It was perfect.
00:39:17It was going to be perfect.
00:39:19Bobo!
00:39:21Bobo!
00:39:22What?
00:39:23Clarice!
00:39:24What?
00:39:29Where is everybody?
00:39:31Anybody here?
00:39:32Anybody home?
00:39:33Hi, Ace.
00:39:34Can I help you?
00:39:35Bobo!
00:39:36Mr. Oliver!
00:39:37Bobo, it's all off!
00:39:38You understand?
00:39:39It's off!
00:39:40Did you kill her?
00:39:41It's off!
00:39:42What have you done with her body?
00:39:43You killed her, haven't you?
00:39:44No, no, no, no.
00:39:45Tell me she's alive.
00:39:47What?
00:39:48Is she alive?
00:39:49What is it?
00:39:50Speak louder!
00:39:51Would you talk louder?
00:39:52Can't you see I'm strangling you?
00:39:53I'm strangling you!
00:39:54I'm strangling you!
00:39:55I'm strangling you!
00:39:56I'm strangling you!
00:39:57Can't you see I'm strangling you?
00:39:58Did you kill Clarice?
00:40:00Did you kill her?
00:40:04No.
00:40:05No?
00:40:06Oh, thank God!
00:40:09Don't worry about it, because I hired somebody else to do it.
00:40:13What?
00:40:14I paid him $20,000.
00:40:15I gave you $25,000.
00:40:17I only needed $5,000.
00:40:18Who did you give the money to?
00:40:19Oh, I can't tell you.
00:40:20It's a big secret.
00:40:21Yeah, you see, he's in show business as a musician.
00:40:24And publicity got out about this.
00:40:25It could possibly hurt his career.
00:40:27Who was it, Bobo?
00:40:28Who was it?
00:40:29Don't you understand?
00:40:30I'm calling the whole thing off!
00:40:32The insurance!
00:40:33She's not covered!
00:40:35If I tell you who it was, will you stop talking to me?
00:40:40Yes.
00:40:41Yes.
00:40:42OK.
00:40:43The man's name was, uh...
00:40:45Yes.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47What the heck was his name?
00:40:48Oh, come on, Bobo.
00:40:49The name.
00:40:50Just think of it.
00:40:51Think of it.
00:40:52Think now.
00:40:54Bobo.
00:40:56Bobo?
00:40:58Bobo.
00:40:59No, Bobo.
00:41:00You've got to help me.
00:41:02No, don't try to use a ploy on me.
00:41:04Come on, Bobo!
00:41:05The name!
00:41:06Bobo.
00:41:07Bobo!
00:41:08Snap out of it!
00:41:10Bobo, come on.
00:41:11Come with me, Bobo.
00:41:14Taxi!
00:41:16Taxi!
00:41:24Taxi!
00:41:25Taxi!
00:41:26Taxi!
00:41:27Taxi!
00:41:28Taxi!
00:41:29Taxi!
00:41:30Taxi!
00:41:31Taxi!
00:41:32Taxi!
00:41:33Taxi!
00:41:34Taxi!
00:41:35Taxi!
00:41:36Taxi!
00:41:37Taxi!
00:41:38Taxi!
00:41:39Taxi!
00:41:40Taxi!
00:41:41Taxi!
00:41:42Taxi!
00:41:43Taxi!
00:41:44Taxi!
00:41:45Taxi!
00:41:46Taxi!
00:41:47Taxi!
00:41:48Taxi!
00:41:49Taxi!
00:41:50Taxi!
00:41:51Taxi!
00:41:52Taxi!
00:41:53Taxi!
00:41:54Taxi!
00:41:55Taxi!
00:41:56Taxi!
00:41:57Taxi!
00:41:58Taxi!
00:41:59Taxi!
00:42:00Taxi!
00:42:01Taxi!
00:42:02Taxi!
00:42:03Taxi!
00:42:04Taxi!
00:42:05Taxi!
00:42:06Taxi!
00:42:07Taxi!
00:42:08Taxi!
00:42:09Taxi!
00:42:10Taxi!
00:42:11Taxi!
00:42:12Taxi!
00:42:13Taxi!
00:42:14Taxi!
00:42:15Taxi!
00:42:16Taxi!
00:42:17Taxi!
00:42:18Taxi!
00:42:19Taxi!
00:42:20Taxi!
00:42:21Taxi!
00:42:22Taxi!
00:42:23Taxi!
00:42:24Taxi!
00:42:25What are we doing here?
00:42:32I thought maybe that he would notice us up here.
00:42:36Is that him?
00:42:37That's Blake.
00:42:38Ah, bravo, Mr. Blake.
00:42:50Ah, bravo, Mr. Pothlow, bravo.
00:42:56It all looks absolutely marvelous.
00:42:59We just have one small problem.
00:43:01What is that?
00:43:03We're long.
00:43:04Can you cut 20 minutes?
00:43:05Are you serious?
00:43:07Do you think that it's easy to conduct Swan Lake with the entire action from the lake's point of view?
00:43:13May I make a suggestion?
00:43:14Of course you may.
00:43:15But I'm not going to listen.
00:43:18Can you cut out the part with the swan?
00:43:22I didn't hear that.
00:43:24Gentlemen, please, I want your attention.
00:43:26You have no talent and I have to go.
00:43:28I have an important engagement in Canada.
00:43:31Goodbye.
00:43:32Mr. Pothlow.
00:43:33Goodbye, big boy.
00:43:34Mr. Pothlow.
00:43:35Please.
00:43:36Mr. Pothlow.
00:43:37Pothlow.
00:43:38That's the man I was telling you about.
00:43:39That's Mr. Oliver.
00:43:40How do you do?
00:43:41I'm Jordan Oliver.
00:43:42It is not a place to be speaking.
00:43:43Not in front of the boys.
00:43:45Please.
00:43:46You are following me.
00:43:47Boy, there's no madness.
00:43:52Grace is a lie.
00:43:53She's a lie.
00:43:54Maybe.
00:43:55Maybe not.
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:57What do you mean?
00:43:58Tell him to go and ask the man that I paid $16,000 to bump her off.
00:44:01Man?
00:44:02$16,000?
00:44:03What man?
00:44:04I paid you $20,000.
00:44:05I only needed four.
00:44:06What man?
00:44:07What do you mean?
00:44:08Who's the man?
00:44:09You see these lips?
00:44:10No.
00:44:11They are my lips.
00:44:12They are very important to me.
00:44:13Oh, forget the lips.
00:44:14They are very important to you?
00:44:15Yes.
00:44:16Immediately.
00:44:17For what?
00:44:18Lip gloss.
00:44:19Lip gloss?
00:44:20$9,000 worth of lip gloss for $4,000.
00:44:21It was a garage sale.
00:44:22That's a good deal.
00:44:23Don't you think so?
00:44:24Pantalo, listen to me.
00:44:25You help me find that man.
00:44:26I'll keep you in lip gloss for life.
00:44:28Oliver!
00:44:29Life is more than lip gloss.
00:44:30He is sick, your friend.
00:44:31He is disturbed.
00:44:32Yes.
00:44:33I'm sorry.
00:44:34I'm sorry.
00:44:35I didn't mean to.
00:44:36Don't touch me, please.
00:44:37All right.
00:44:38I didn't mean to.
00:44:39Tell me this, Mr.
00:44:40Have you got ancestor?
00:44:41Yes, I do.
00:44:42On my mother's side.
00:44:44Were they music lovers?
00:44:46Oh, music.
00:44:47They loved music.
00:44:48Music was our whole life.
00:44:49For breakfast, for lunch, for dinner, snacks.
00:44:51It was all music.
00:44:52My family liked music, too.
00:44:53Almost family.
00:44:54We all liked music.
00:44:55La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:44:58Wait.
00:44:59OK.
00:45:00You know what, then?
00:45:01Wait a minute.
00:45:02I'll tell you something.
00:45:03Because of what you said, I am going to help you.
00:45:05Yes.
00:45:06It's lovely.
00:45:08What are we doing here?
00:45:10You want to get in to see Dr. Benet, don't you?
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:14Well, of course.
00:45:15Then I'm going to take you.
00:45:16All right.
00:45:18You want to get in to see Dr. Benet, don't you?
00:45:20Yes.
00:45:21Well, of course.
00:45:22Then I'm going to take you.
00:45:23All right.
00:45:29Believe me.
00:45:30Don't worry.
00:45:31Oh, yes.
00:45:32Bobo.
00:45:33Come.
00:45:48Mrs. Martin, the strap must be secure.
00:45:52Now, don't be afraid.
00:45:54Everything will be just fine.
00:46:04Stop.
00:46:07The hammer's sterile, master.
00:46:08No, no, no.
00:46:09Not the hammer, doctor.
00:46:10That will be all right.
00:46:11And we won't be needing that.
00:46:13Will we, Mrs. Martin?
00:46:14Shall I make preparations, master?
00:46:16Of course, Dagan.
00:46:17You may bring in the box.
00:46:19Yes, master.
00:46:24We are going to find them.
00:46:25Yes, we have to.
00:46:26There's other...
00:46:27Whoa.
00:46:28Please.
00:46:29I will help you.
00:46:30And don't touch my fruit.
00:46:32Bobo.
00:46:33Hey.
00:46:34All right.
00:46:35Careful.
00:46:36Yes, really.
00:46:37Just a minute.
00:46:38Oh, ow.
00:46:40Easy.
00:46:41Easy, Bobo.
00:46:42Watch it for me.
00:46:43Shhh.
00:46:44As you wish.
00:46:45Trimly nonchalant.
00:46:46As you wish.
00:46:47Come with me.
00:46:53Did I do well, master?
00:46:55Oh, excellent, Dagan.
00:46:56Excellent.
00:46:57There will be an extra spider in your pay envelope this week.
00:47:00Thank you, master.
00:47:08Thank you, master.
00:47:09Who's she?
00:47:10Mrs. Martin.
00:47:11I promised you you would lose weight.
00:47:13Meet and greet your new body.
00:47:16But it's on her.
00:47:17Oh, never fear, my dear Mrs. Martin.
00:47:19We only want to give your brain a new home.
00:47:22Is that what you meant?
00:47:23My brain and her body?
00:47:25You will be exquisite.
00:47:27And with a wonderful figure.
00:47:29Don't you agree?
00:47:30You can't do that.
00:47:31That's insane.
00:47:32Insane, perhaps.
00:47:33But it's a lip.
00:47:34I refuse.
00:47:35Take it.
00:47:36I want to be let out immediately.
00:47:37You're mad.
00:47:38That's what they said at the university when I experimented.
00:47:42The verdict was brilliant, but mad.
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:47Let me out.
00:47:48Oh, you freak.
00:47:50Wait.
00:47:52You realize, of course, you will forfeit your deposit.
00:47:55Oh, let me out.
00:47:57Do I still get my spider, master?
00:47:59Spider?
00:48:00You know what you get.
00:48:01Yes, master.
00:48:05This is what you get.
00:48:06Take that.
00:48:07And that.
00:48:08And that.
00:48:09And that.
00:48:10You're too kind to me.
00:48:12Take her back to my room.
00:48:15Now, for this exercise, everybody down on their knees.
00:48:18Come on.
00:48:19Oh.
00:48:20Oh.
00:48:21Oh.
00:48:24Oh, what are you doing?
00:48:25I told you before, you're going to ruin everything.
00:48:27Oh, but what's the matter?
00:48:28You must be casual.
00:48:29Casual, of course.
00:48:30Very casual indeed.
00:48:31We must, don't you think?
00:48:33You will never get to Dr. Benet.
00:48:35Bobo, please.
00:48:36Are you ready?
00:48:37Very pleasant, very nice, and pleasant.
00:48:39Montella.
00:48:40Remember?
00:48:44Insiders.
00:48:46I found them wandering the grounds in a suspicious manner.
00:48:49They were looking casual.
00:48:50Good work.
00:48:51Leave us.
00:48:52Not you three.
00:48:53Here.
00:48:55Arthur.
00:48:56Bobo.
00:48:57Uh-oh.
00:48:58Oh, Dr. Benet.
00:49:00So we are meeting once again.
00:49:02Have we met before?
00:49:03You don't remember me?
00:49:05I am the famous Lawrence Potlow.
00:49:07That is my nom de flute.
00:49:09I made arrangements with Florence Nightingale here
00:49:12regarding this man's wife.
00:49:14Clarice Oliver.
00:49:15Remember, master?
00:49:16The girl in Las Vegas?
00:49:18Clarice Oliver.
00:49:19Yes.
00:49:20I have so many clients.
00:49:22No, no.
00:49:23She was not exactly a client.
00:49:24You are supposed to kill her.
00:49:27That's why I gave you the $16,000.
00:49:30Gentlemen, this meeting is concluded.
00:49:35Clarice Oliver is dead.
00:49:37Oh, no.
00:49:40Oh, goodness gracious me.
00:49:42Master, he fell down the room.
00:49:44Squeamishness is not an attractive trait
00:49:46on a middle-aged, balding man, Mr. Oliver.
00:49:50No, sir.
00:49:51No, sir.
00:49:52Tell me you didn't kill her.
00:49:54Mr. Oliver, please.
00:49:55I can't remember.
00:49:56I have so many arrangements.
00:49:57I can't remember.
00:49:58My master speaks the truth.
00:50:00He practices brain surgery.
00:50:02And it can affect the memory.
00:50:04How can brain surgery affect the memory?
00:50:06I practice on my own brain.
00:50:08Oh, doctor, please.
00:50:09Tell me, did you kill her?
00:50:11I remember.
00:50:12Yes.
00:50:13I decided to split the fee.
00:50:14So I gave it to another specialist.
00:50:15Yes, yes.
00:50:16What was his name?
00:50:17A specialist.
00:50:18He's going to receive a piece of paper.
00:50:19I remember.
00:50:20I hired him from Workers Anonymous.
00:50:23They're very good, you know.
00:50:24They work very cheap.
00:50:25A few bucks.
00:50:26They do everything for you.
00:50:27Take Social Security, withholding, taxes, everything.
00:50:30That's good to know.
00:50:31But what is the name, please?
00:50:32Yes, the name.
00:50:33The name.
00:50:34The name.
00:50:35I know.
00:50:36It rhymes with rooster.
00:50:37Rooster.
00:50:38Rooster.
00:50:39Rooster.
00:50:40Rooster.
00:50:41Rooster.
00:50:42Rooster.
00:50:43Rooster.
00:50:44Karsten.
00:50:45Kirsten.
00:50:46Kirsten.
00:50:47Sounds familiar.
00:50:48I don't think you'd know him.
00:50:50His top secret is with the CIA.
00:50:53I do hope we're in time.
00:50:55The man seemed most anxious to take a life.
00:51:24I don't know.
00:51:31I don't know.
00:51:39How does it look?
00:51:58Well, it's hard to say.
00:52:01It doesn't have an engine.
00:52:03No engine?
00:52:04What do you mean, no engine?
00:52:05Well, that's impossible.
00:52:06It's a brand-new limousine.
00:52:07We've traveled over 100 miles.
00:52:10Well, take a look for yourself.
00:52:12What?
00:52:13Bobo, look.
00:52:15It's remarkable we got this far.
00:52:17Where are you going?
00:52:19We're looking for somebody.
00:52:20Who?
00:52:21You wouldn't know.
00:52:22This is top secret.
00:52:23James Kirsten.
00:52:25Oh, the CIA guy.
00:52:28Uh, why don't you get a bite to eat?
00:52:32No, no, we can't eat now.
00:52:33We have to find that engine.
00:52:34Jordan, perhaps the young man is correct.
00:52:36Why don't we get something to eat?
00:52:38Shall I prepare something, master?
00:52:40No, Dagan.
00:52:41Arrangements have already been made.
00:52:42We're not going to eat now.
00:52:43Don't you understand?
00:52:44We have to get on the road.
00:52:45Jordan, Jordan.
00:52:46We have to keep moving.
00:52:47You will eat.
00:52:51I do feel a little hungry.
00:52:54Ah, bonsoir, gentlemen.
00:52:56Do you care to order a cocktail?
00:52:58No, no, this is no time for cocktails.
00:53:00Ah, actually, this is a beautiful time for cocktails.
00:53:03I think I will have a brandy Alexander.
00:53:06I will have a Shirley Temple with a straw.
00:53:09Sounds good.
00:53:10Make mine a Shirley Temple with straw.
00:53:12I think I'll have a gin fizz.
00:53:13A gin fizz?
00:53:14That sounds better.
00:53:15Make mine a gin fizz.
00:53:16I'll have a nice cold beer.
00:53:18A cold beer.
00:53:19That sounds best.
00:53:20Give me a cold beer.
00:53:21Pardon.
00:53:22Are you on Sesame Street?
00:53:23No, Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:53:25Oh, stop it.
00:53:26What's the matter with you?
00:53:27We have no time for drinking.
00:53:28Don't you understand?
00:53:29The time is of the essence.
00:53:35Is the flounder in season?
00:53:38The flounder is always in season.
00:53:41However, I will suggest...
00:53:43The mackerel.
00:53:44No, I would not suggest the mackerel.
00:53:47It must be the mackerel.
00:53:48Give him the mackerel.
00:53:53The perch.
00:53:56The perch.
00:54:00The perch.
00:54:02The perch.
00:54:03I'll take the perch.
00:54:29Shh.
00:55:00Shh.
00:55:27Aah!
00:55:30That's 15 halibut, 38 flounder,
00:55:34one smelt, and one perch.
00:55:38Yes, that's right.
00:55:39One perch.
00:55:41I'd like delivery by the first of the month.
00:55:44If I can't have that,
00:55:45I'll take delivery by the last of the month.
00:55:48Come in, gentlemen.
00:55:49Come in.
00:55:50I'll be with you in just a moment.
00:55:52Thank you very much.
00:55:53Goodbye.
00:55:55Good afternoon.
00:55:56May I help you?
00:55:57Yes.
00:55:58Is Mr. Jack Kirsten here?
00:56:00Whom shall I say is calling?
00:56:02Tell him Dr. Benet and some friends are here to see him.
00:56:07Mr. Kirsten, there's a Dr. Benet and some friends.
00:56:14Dr. Benet, I'm sorry.
00:56:15I didn't recognize you.
00:56:16No, no, I'm not.
00:56:17This is Dr. Benet.
00:56:19Jack Kirsten.
00:56:20I didn't recognize you, my dear Mr. Kirsten.
00:56:24Kirsten.
00:56:25Kirsten.
00:56:26Are you the waiter?
00:56:28What are you doing?
00:56:29Look at those lips.
00:56:31They are the second most beautiful pair I have ever seen.
00:56:35They should be in the Guinness Book of Lips.
00:56:37They are magnificent.
00:56:38You know something?
00:56:39With those lips, I could teach you to play the trumpet.
00:56:43You couldn't.
00:56:44Of course I could.
00:56:45Just press down on the middle valve.
00:56:54Will you cut that out?
00:56:55Can't you see I'm trying to get some information?
00:56:57We're all trying to get information of one kind or another.
00:57:00Tell me, Hot Lips, you're really not with the CIA, huh?
00:57:03Of course I'm not.
00:57:05I'm a bricklayer.
00:57:07Bricklaying is my life.
00:57:09What?
00:57:10I use the CIA as my cover.
00:57:13You know what it is.
00:57:14You want to lay bricks and there are no bricks to lay.
00:57:17Where's my wife?
00:57:18I'm not in union.
00:57:19Bricklaying is my life.
00:57:21Where's my wife?
00:57:22What have you done with her?
00:57:24Sure, I have plenty of bricks.
00:57:26I don't have any more.
00:57:27I want to know where my wife is.
00:57:28Bricks ought to be laid upon each other.
00:57:33Down!
00:57:41Mamma mia!
00:57:42Who are these people?
00:57:43It's all right, friends.
00:57:44Amici.
00:57:45Amici.
00:57:46It's all right.
00:57:47It's all right.
00:57:48Poor fellow.
00:57:49A building that we finished fell on him.
00:57:51He thinks he's still working for Mussolini.
00:57:55Any news from Il Duce?
00:57:57The news.
00:57:58The news.
00:57:59Still a note of futility.
00:58:00A spying for a war that has been over for 30 years.
00:58:03And it gets very lonesome.
00:58:05Do they know that Mussolini knows that I know
00:58:07about the Allied invasion plan?
00:58:10Do you know that he knows that Mussolini knows
00:58:13about the Allied invasion plan?
00:58:15No, I don't know anything.
00:58:16No, we don't know anything.
00:58:18Does he know anything about Clarisse?
00:58:20Well, he should.
00:58:21I've passed the murder contract on to him.
00:58:23What?
00:58:24Listen to me.
00:58:25I just feel it's very important what I've just said.
00:58:27This is very important.
00:58:28I'm trying to find out.
00:58:29My name is Jordan Oliver.
00:58:30My wife's name is Clarisse Oliver.
00:58:32Does that mean anything to you?
00:58:34What regiment was she with?
00:58:36Regiment?
00:58:37What is he talking about regiment?
00:58:38Oh, yes.
00:58:39Colonel.
00:58:40Colonel, yes.
00:58:41We're all on your side.
00:58:42We're friends.
00:58:43There's no chance of being caught, Marcel.
00:58:44Do you understand?
00:58:45What have you done with Clarisse?
00:58:47Ma cosa dice?
00:58:48Cosa dice?
00:58:50Mi dispiace, ma io non ho ammazzato nessuno.
00:58:54He's very sorry.
00:58:55He did not murder your wife.
00:59:03Grazie.
00:59:06She's alive.
00:59:09He paid somebody else to do it.
00:59:11What?
00:59:20He got them very cheap, too.
00:59:21$6.95.
00:59:22Who would kill a human being for $6.95?
00:59:34An actor.
00:59:35An actor?
00:59:36An actor is going to kill my wife for $6.95?
00:59:42Find him.
00:59:43Where?
00:59:44Where?
00:59:45How do you say where in Italian?
00:59:49Dove?
00:59:50Dove?
00:59:51Dove il l'actor?
00:59:52Dove il l'actor?
00:59:55Si sta preparando.
00:59:56The act is prepared.
00:59:57Perfect.
00:59:58We have to find the actor.
00:59:59I have to find him.
01:00:00OK.
01:00:01We have to find him.
01:00:02Not here.
01:00:03Not here.
01:00:04Not here.
01:00:05Not here.
01:00:06Attenzione!
01:00:15What did he say?
01:00:16Something about it's hopeless.
01:00:19It's hopeless.
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01:02:49Anybody who would pick up seven guys looking like us would have to be crazy.
01:03:14Have you read any good books lately?
01:03:28Get much rain in this part of the country?
01:03:38Want to see a card trick?
01:03:39Cards?
01:03:40Pick a card.
01:03:41I'll show you the cards.
01:03:42We have all different cards.
01:03:43Do you think the Dodgers will be independent next year?
01:03:46Rufus?
01:03:47Do you hear me, Rufus?
01:03:48This is a dog.
01:03:49Go ahead.
01:03:50Here.
01:03:51Here comes Maul.
01:03:52Without her bucket.
01:03:53I don't mean to upset you, sir, but I really think you need treatment.
01:03:54What do I care?
01:03:55Just take a couple of seconds.
01:03:56I can drive this truck over that cliff.
01:03:57I'm all over.
01:04:14Nobody panic.
01:04:16What am I doing here?
01:04:17What is the meaning of life?
01:04:18Who am I?
01:04:19Art Lowe.
01:04:20Art Lowe.
01:04:21Don't crack on me, Potlow.
01:04:22Have a drink.
01:04:23What's this?
01:04:24What is it?
01:04:25Moonshine.
01:04:26What is it?
01:04:27Moonshine.
01:04:28Me and myself.
01:04:29Bobo.
01:04:29I'm a teetotaler.
01:04:31Excuse me, you have a little chinsano?
01:04:33I say drink.
01:04:35Oh, you see, we're priests.
01:04:36We're on our way to a custom party.
01:04:38We can't drink.
01:04:39Gentlemen, gentlemen, I think we should humor this man.
01:04:43He has all the earmarks of a psychopath.
01:04:46Yes.
01:04:46If then no one drinks, I go over the cliff.
01:04:49OK.
01:04:50Easy, easy.
01:04:50Don't worry.
01:04:54This stuff is poison.
01:04:56I vote for the cliff.
01:05:05Place your bets, please.
01:05:06Place your bets.
01:05:12Winner, 17 black.
01:05:24Winner, 10 red.
01:05:26Winner, 25 yellow.
01:05:29Get the hurry, hurry!
01:05:37Hospital.
01:05:39What seems to be the trouble, nurse?
01:05:41This man is acting very strangely, doctor.
01:05:43Dr. DeHart.
01:05:45I know this man.
01:05:46I can vote for him.
01:05:47Oh, doctor, it's so nice to see a friendly face.
01:05:52Are you all right?
01:05:53What are you doing here?
01:05:54Why are you dressed like this?
01:05:55We can't all be fashion plates.
01:05:57Oh, doctor, I feel so terrible.
01:06:00I'm a beaten man.
01:06:01It's Clarice.
01:06:02I tried to have her killed when I left your office.
01:06:05I feel so guilty about it.
01:06:08Mr. Oliver.
01:06:09I love her.
01:06:10Mr. Oliver.
01:06:11I hate myself.
01:06:12Mr. Oliver, I am not your doctor.
01:06:14I am Dr. DeHart, Jr.
01:06:15You are confusing me with my father, Dr. DeHart, Sr.
01:06:18Poor man.
01:06:19He went crazy.
01:06:20It's no concern of mine.
01:06:21I have my own problems.
01:06:23This is not a private session.
01:06:24I am on duty here.
01:06:25I have a whole ward full of sickies to take care of.
01:06:28But I have to talk to you.
01:06:29I have to talk.
01:06:30Let go.
01:06:31We have to talk.
01:06:32Clarice.
01:06:33Don't you understand?
01:06:34Dr. DeHart.
01:06:35Get in.
01:06:36Get in.
01:06:37Get in.
01:06:38Guido?
01:06:39Guido will know where the actor is.
01:06:41Guido?
01:06:42Oh, yes.
01:06:43Guido.
01:06:44Guido.
01:06:45Guido.
01:06:46Guido.
01:06:47Guido.
01:06:48Guido.
01:06:50Yes, my dear captain.
01:06:52We seem to have here a brave little soldier, don't we?
01:06:55Colonello Guido Alconi, Comandante dell'Esercito Italiano.
01:06:59And this is my batman, Captain Bobo.
01:07:02Bobo?
01:07:03Bobo.
01:07:04The cross of Venice?
01:07:05Of course that's the cross of Venice.
01:07:07No, no, no, no.
01:07:09He deserve the cross of Venice.
01:07:10Put it there, please.
01:07:11He deserve?
01:07:12Yes.
01:07:15There.
01:07:16My dear comrade, what can I say?
01:07:17I'm sorry about the Tunisian campaign.
01:07:19The desert fox.
01:07:20If you only had listened to me, North Africa would have been ours.
01:07:23Guido, Guido.
01:07:24I'm looking for the...
01:07:25I have to find...
01:07:26Silencio!
01:07:27Imbecile!
01:07:28Attenzione!
01:07:29Ma come, non vi disse che c'era una cerimonia a questo povero soldato ignoto?
01:07:32Imbecile!
01:07:35Bobo, what's he talking about?
01:07:37Did he say anything about the actor?
01:07:38What did he say?
01:07:39He said...
01:07:40Something like that.
01:07:42Kirsten?
01:07:43Why can't I have the medal?
01:07:45Kirsten.
01:07:46Hello.
01:07:47I want...
01:07:50...Jubilee...
01:07:51You who?
01:07:52You who?
01:07:53You who?
01:07:54You who?
01:07:55You who?
01:07:56You who?
01:07:57Kirsten, you've got to help me.
01:07:58I recommend...
01:07:59But it is out of season.
01:08:00You know.
01:08:01You have to help me.
01:08:02I'm sorry.
01:08:03Do you have a reservation?
01:08:04Reservation?
01:08:05Oui.
01:08:06It's me, Oliver.
01:08:07Jordan Oliver.
01:08:08Oliver.
01:08:09Oliver.
01:08:10Oliver.
01:08:11I do not have you on my list.
01:08:12It's me.
01:08:13Look.
01:08:14Oliver!
01:08:15Oliver!
01:08:17Yes.
01:08:18You've got to help me.
01:08:19You understand that?
01:08:20I've got to find the actor.
01:08:21Clarice is in tremendous danger.
01:08:22I just left Guido.
01:08:23He's with Bobo.
01:08:24I don't know what they're doing.
01:08:25They're putting medals on people.
01:08:26He said something about...
01:08:27I have.
01:08:28Do you know what that is?
01:08:29You have the reservation.
01:08:30Is this madness?
01:08:31If you do not have a reservation,
01:08:32I cannot help you.
01:08:33I'm sorry.
01:08:34It is only my job I am doing.
01:08:35You know.
01:08:36Have you tried the purse?
01:08:37Shh.
01:08:38I'm sorry.
01:08:39I cannot help you.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:41It is only my job I am doing.
01:08:42You know.
01:08:43Have you tried the purse?
01:08:44Shh.
01:09:09Somebody help me!
01:09:10Is there an actor in the house?
01:09:11To be or not to be.
01:09:12That is the...
01:09:13Line.
01:09:14Line.
01:09:15Give me the line.
01:09:16Oh, give me ten more minutes.
01:09:17I had it memorized.
01:09:18I swear it.
01:09:19I can also do Moliere.
01:09:20I speak French.
01:09:21I do mime.
01:09:22I can dance.
01:09:23I can sing.
01:09:24I can dance.
01:09:25I can sing.
01:09:26I can dance.
01:09:27I can sing.
01:09:28I can dance.
01:09:29I can sing.
01:09:30I can dance.
01:09:31I can sing.
01:09:32I can dance.
01:09:33I can sing.
01:09:34I can dance.
01:09:35I can dance.
01:09:36I can dance.
01:09:37I can move.
01:09:38I can make you laugh.
01:09:39I can make you cry.
01:09:40All I want is a chance.
01:09:41Oh, please.
01:09:42Let me read.
01:09:43I know what you're thinking.
01:09:44I'm wrong for the part.
01:09:45But I have a wide range.
01:09:46I'm a master of makeup.
01:09:47All I want is a chance.
01:09:48Oh, I'm willing to work for scale.
01:09:49I bow deep and tell my agent.
01:09:50Are you the actor?
01:09:51You know me then?
01:09:52You've seen me work.
01:09:53Were you in Detroit?
01:09:54I'm a lawyer.
01:09:55I'm a lawyer.
01:09:56I'm a lawyer.
01:09:57I'm a lawyer.
01:09:58I'm a lawyer.
01:09:59I'm a lawyer.
01:10:00I'm a lawyer.
01:10:01I'm a lawyer.
01:10:02I'm a lawyer.
01:10:03I'm a lawyer.
01:10:04I'm a lawyer.
01:10:05You've seen me work.
01:10:06Were you in Detroit last year?
01:10:08I did streetcar.
01:10:10They compared me with Brando.
01:10:12It was summer stuff.
01:10:14Did you kill my wife?
01:10:17Did you kill Clarice?
01:10:19My...
01:10:20My specialties.
01:10:22Death scenes.
01:10:23I...
01:10:24I played Camille.
01:10:25Oh, you swine.
01:10:26You prick.
01:10:27You...
01:10:28Still, you don't understand.
01:10:31I didn't kill her.
01:10:32I didn't kill anyone.
01:10:34I only kill audiences.
01:10:36I killed them in Detroit.
01:10:38You didn't kill my wife?
01:10:40Clarice is still alive?
01:10:42Yes.
01:10:43Yes.
01:10:44Oh, please.
01:10:45Let go of my throat.
01:10:47It's my instrument.
01:10:49You didn't give the money to anybody else?
01:10:53You kept the $6.95 all for yourself?
01:10:57You didn't give it to anybody?
01:10:58Tell me the truth.
01:10:59Oh, that is the truth.
01:11:01I didn't go through with it because...
01:11:03I couldn't figure out my motivation.
01:11:06I needed something bigger.
01:11:08A hook.
01:11:09An affair.
01:11:11I didn't even know the woman.
01:11:13I didn't do it.
01:11:19It gives me wonder.
01:11:21Great is my content to see you here before me.
01:11:25My soul's joy.
01:11:28If after every tempest comes such calm.
01:11:33May the winds blow till they have wakened death.
01:11:38And the laboring bark climbs hills of sea.
01:11:43Olympus high and duck again.
01:11:46As low as hell's from heaven.
01:11:49Oh, fellow, act two, scene one.
01:11:53I can do it.
01:11:54Yes, you can do it.
01:11:56I can do it.
01:11:57Yes, I can.
01:12:04Man, Clarice is alive.
01:12:10Colonel Guido, round up the troops.
01:12:12Kirsten, pay the checks.
01:12:14Dagan, get the bedpan.
01:12:15We're going overboard.
01:12:16Raise the sheets.
01:12:18Get the pillows.
01:12:19Man the toast.
01:12:20Raise the sails.
01:12:21Read all about it.
01:12:23Wealthy socialite.
01:12:24Clarice Oliver found dead on the streets of Las Vegas.
01:12:29Extra.
01:12:30Do you have the Wall Street closing?
01:12:31Yes, sir.
01:12:32Oh, good.
01:12:33Very good.
01:12:34Put it on my bill.
01:12:35Keep the change.
01:12:37Wealthy socialite slain in Vegas.
01:12:39Extra.
01:12:40Read all about it.
01:12:41She's dead.
01:12:42Wealthy socialite.
01:12:43You said she was alive.
01:12:45But she's dead.
01:12:48You lied to me.
01:12:50You all lied to me, didn't you?
01:12:52You're splitting the money.
01:12:53You're splitting the money among you.
01:12:55It's a coincidence.
01:12:56It's a coincidence.
01:12:57It's my birthday.
01:12:58You.
01:12:59Oh, Clarice, my darling.
01:13:01I have to claim the body.
01:13:03Not if I get there first.
01:13:05It's my wife.
01:13:07I tell you that's not who you say it is.
01:13:09That's my wife.
01:13:10Are you Mr. Oliver?
01:13:11No.
01:13:12I'm Ramos.
01:13:13Mr. Alonzo Ramos.
01:13:14And that woman is Bonnie Ramos, not Clarice Oliver.
01:13:17Then how do you explain those things that you found on her?
01:13:20The license, the purse, and the feathers.
01:13:23Simple.
01:13:24Besides being a hired killer, she was also a thief.
01:13:27She stole them.
01:13:28Will you hold that pose, please, sir?
01:13:50Who are you?
01:13:52Shh.
01:13:53I'm escaping.
01:13:54Why mess up in that tree?
01:13:56The street's the other way, you fool.
01:13:58I know.
01:13:59I know.
01:14:00I know.
01:14:01I'm trying to fool the guards.
01:14:02They never let me sit on my eggs anymore.
01:14:03Never.
01:14:05Oh.
01:14:06Oh.
01:14:07Oh.
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:09Oh.
01:14:10Oh.
01:14:11Oh.
01:14:12Oh.
01:14:13Oh.
01:14:14Oh.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:16Oh.
01:14:17Oh.
01:14:18Oh.
01:14:19Oh.
01:14:20Oh.
01:14:21Oh.
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01:14:24Oh.
01:14:25Oh.
01:14:26Oh.
01:14:27Oh.
01:14:28Oh.
01:14:29Oh.
01:14:30Oh.
01:14:31Oh.
01:14:32Oh.
01:14:33Oh.
01:14:34Oh.
01:14:35Oh.
01:14:36Oh.
01:14:37Oh.
01:14:38Oh.
01:14:39Oh.
01:14:40Oh.
01:14:41Oh.
01:14:42Oh.
01:14:43Oh.
01:14:44Oh.
01:14:45It's because of people like that, our blue cross rates are going up.
01:14:46It's a good thing the ground was here to break our fall.
01:14:49Is everyone all right?
01:14:50Clarice?
01:14:51Are we all right, Clarice?
01:14:52Clarice, I'm coming.
01:14:53Clarice.
01:14:54Dear acquaintances, family, and friend, we are gathered here on this day as a reminder
01:15:00on this day as a reminder to the terrible tragedy that befell Bonnie Ramos, affectionately
01:15:08known to those who knew her as Dirty Bonnie. It can be said of Bonnie Ramos, she was the
01:15:14best hit woman in the business, but she never killed anyone who didn't need killing. What
01:15:22more can be said about Bonnie Ramos? I can't think of a thing. Clarice! Clarice! Oh, forgive
01:15:36me. Who is this man? I don't know. Oh, Clarice. Clarice. Clarice, it's me, Jordan. I'm sorry
01:15:44I'm late. There was a lot of traffic. Oh, my darling. I love you so much. It's not fair
01:15:50that you should go. Why do we always learn things too late? It's not fair. Life is not
01:15:56fair. Shouldn't we try to stop them? Maybe some strange and unusual religious cult of
01:16:02some kind. Clarice! Five foot two, eyes of blue. But what those five feet could do, has
01:16:19anybody seen that yet? Hey, get out of my wife's grave. She was six foot three. Bury
01:16:27me. Bury me. This is the woman I love. That's the woman I love. Were you having an affair
01:16:35with my wife? That's my Bonnie. This is Clarice, my pet. Are you Jordan Oliver? Yes, I am.
01:16:45Well, there's been a mistake. My wife had your wife's identification. The hit and run
01:16:51who killed my wife thought it was your wife. Oh, then that means that your wife is... Oh,
01:17:01I'm terribly sorry. Sorry? She was a thief and a murderer. Oh. You know how many people
01:17:09she killed? Hurry, I'll show you sorry. Hey, hey, hey. Stop it. Father, he's been way out
01:17:16of line. Give him some Hail Marys. Bobo, did you hear that? He's alive again. I know. He's
01:17:21alive. That means there's a killer loose. Now, if it's not one of us, who could it be?
01:17:24I got an idea. If it's not one of us, it must be somebody else. Hit it. Huh? Which way is
01:17:46Las Vegas? Oh, never mind. I'll find it myself. This is not farewell, but we are friends and we
01:17:56shall meet again. Goodbye, my dear Jordan. What a beautiful time for a cocktail. Cheers.
01:20:14Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
01:20:43Booker, you. Yes, me. Why not me? But why? Why? Why? Always why? Why not? Perhaps because
01:20:59I've become sole executor of Clarice's estate. You know what that means in terms of money?
01:21:0310% and all I can steal. Is that a good enough why for you? Easy, Booker, easy. You're probably
01:21:09under a lot of stress. Why don't you sit down? We'll talk. Talk? You realize I have to kill
01:21:14you both now? I've got to find your nephew. Clarice. Look what you made me do with your
01:21:28questions. I attacked myself in the mirror. You're such a fool. What an incompetent you
01:21:36are. I feel sick. Jordan. Clarice, my darling. Harold, what's going on? Oh, it's quite all
01:21:45right, my dear. He tried to kill you. Harold, my favorite attorney? Why? Why? If I hear
01:21:51one more why, I'm going to scream. It has to do with your estate. Is that why you had
01:21:58me sign all those papers? So that you could kill me and control my money? I need a doctor.
01:22:03Is there a doctor in the house? Excuse me, my dear. One moment, my precious. Oops. Hello,
01:22:10front desk? Send up some punishment. Someone called for punishment? Miss Dagan, how nice
01:22:17to see you. Hi, Jordan. Take care of this man's wounds. Wonderful. Another body for science.
01:22:24That's a nasty cut. You ought to have that taken care of. Wait! Jordan! What lovely shoes.
01:22:31Jordan, I've got a great tax shelter in Florida. Did you call the chambers? Free income tax service,
01:22:37Jordan! Jordan, we have a crazy marriage. I know that, sweetheart. But that's what makes
01:22:42it so worthwhile. There's never a dull moment. I love you, you zany you. Oh, you know something?
01:22:47I love you too, you crazy, mixed up, wonderful kid. In the future, if you ever need me, just
01:22:53whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you? That's right, kid. That's how to whistle.
01:23:23I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love