Dan de Man Test of Strength
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00:00All hail Lauren!
00:07Lauren!
00:09The following contest is an Elimination Survivor Series style match.
00:20Uh-oh.
00:21Uh-oh.
00:22Sinestro.
00:23Lauren, run.
00:24Run, Lauren, run.
00:25Run.
00:27You are a woman.
00:30Oh, here we go.
00:31You need to go home.
00:32Yes, I don't need you in this building, I don't need you in my ring.
00:33I need you to leave.
00:34Now, go home, go home, be a kid, go make some pancakes, go rub some feet, just go, just
00:35go.
00:36You're dismissed.
00:37Ah.
00:38Ah.
00:39Ah.
00:40Ah.
00:41Ah.
00:42Ah.
00:43Oh.
00:44A-ha.
00:45A-ha.
00:46A-ha.
00:47Ah.
00:48A-ha.
00:49Ah.
00:50Ah.
00:51Ha.
00:52A-ha.
00:53A-ha.
00:54Ah.
00:55And now, I would like another ring-a-dancer to introduce us.
01:11Will you please come out?
01:15Come on out.
01:17Come on.
01:19Come on.
01:21Come on out.
01:23I just want the show to be over, so that's why I'm here.
01:27Come on in here.
01:29And introduce.
01:31Get the cameras out, Snapchat, Twitter, YouTube, because we're about to make history.
01:36Introduce them.
01:38Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a very special elimination tag team match,
01:45where when someone is pinned, they will go to the back, and we will continue until one team is completely eliminated.
01:52Introducing first, currently in the ring, hailing from the 25th century, Dan Tamayo.
02:03Sinestro!
02:05And now, his tag team partner is first, from Newark, New Jersey.
02:09Oh no!
02:11The diligent one, Glory Dillinger.
02:20It's all on you.
02:22It's all on you, Gagade.
02:24Oh no!
02:26Oh no, Gagade.
02:30And from blushing New York state, 210 pounds, the visionary, Wesley Andrews.
02:39Together, they are Team Shazam!
02:46I've got things to say.
02:54Cut off the music now.
03:00This is a historic moment.
03:03I'm excited I can't talk.
03:05I've got all the members of Team Shazam in Connecticut, and they're actually saying our name, Team Shazam.
03:13I'm surprised, but here's the number one question.
03:17I'm the face of the company.
03:24I'm the face of the company.
03:26There's no protectors here.
03:28There's no Bobby Ocean, because he's crippled.
03:31Because, oh, he had a bad ankle.
03:33My ankle was shattered in 22 pieces.
03:36Because I heal quick, I'm still here.
03:39Bobby Ocean, the test of strength champion, is not here.
03:42He's never going to show up, because he's a coward.
03:45Then you've got Sammy Diaz.
03:47I crippled Sammy Diaz.
03:49No one else.
03:50I did.
03:51And he's not here.
03:55So, tonight, I am going to beat up Mr. Shinebox himself, Ty Shine, along with his little baby mama partner,
04:07and along with his other two freaking nerds.
04:11I am going to beat the holy hell out of all of them.
04:15And you get to see it on Facebook Live and on Center Ring.
04:20So, I need everyone to stand up.
04:24Stand up!
04:26And cheer for me.
04:32Boo!
04:35Overrated!
04:37Boo!
04:39I don't know. I think you need to take care of that.
04:51And their opponents.
04:54First.
04:57Welcome back to the foster home.
04:59Welcome back to the win.
05:01Welcome back to the win.
05:09From New Haven, Connecticut, weighing 230 pounds, he is the best browse in the business, Ty Shine.
05:20Boo!
05:25Ty Shine! Ty Shine! Ty Shine! Ty Shine!
05:32Ariella!
05:40Boo!
05:43Boo!
05:46Boo!
05:50Boo!
05:53Boo!
06:05So, this is Team Shazam, huh?
06:08This is all I got?
06:10I heard it was called Team Overrated.
06:13Team Overrated.
06:15Team Overrated.
06:18Boo!
06:30You got this!
06:31You got this!
06:32You got this!
06:43I beat the mix!
06:45You know what, I'm drunk after this, I'll tell you, I'm drunk, shit, I didn't care about you, it's all good, it's all good, you know what, you know what, you don't have to steal my cell phones to know, okay, don't get mad at me now, I didn't beat you up, actually, Bogdan, pick her up real quick,
07:08oh my god, oh my god, that's beautiful, oh, I just caught that, oh, that was great,
07:23holy shit, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
07:53oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.