The Billionaire's Masquerade Full Episodes ｜ Short Movie

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Full Episodes of the Short Movie Series The Billionaire's Masquerade
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00:00:00I'm bored.
00:00:12According to Mr. Trudeau's will, your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau, must be married
00:00:18by five o'clock today, or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:22That un-ladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:00:25Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:00:27Hi and hello.
00:00:28We want Shelby to know show.
00:00:31That's the way we get everything.
00:00:44I'm Sgt.
00:00:45Shelby Trudeau.
00:00:46I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:49Well look who it is, the prodigal sister, dressed in your old uniform.
00:00:53Pathetic.
00:00:54Still trying to play hero.
00:00:56I'm in the Army Reserve now, Cece.
00:00:58I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:01:01The will, please.
00:01:02Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:01:03Should have just died in the field like a good little soldier.
00:01:09No one would have missed you.
00:01:10Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:01:14You don't have to respect me, but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on
00:01:18the battlefield.
00:01:19God, look around, Cece.
00:01:22Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:01:25Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:01:29You have freedom and peace because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:01:34Of course, the will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:01:42And I want to thank you for your service.
00:01:48Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours, only if signed by both you and your
00:01:54spouse.
00:01:55Woo!
00:01:56That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:02:01Tick tock.
00:02:14Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:02:16Give up your inheritance and I'll give you one percent.
00:02:19Better than nothing.
00:02:22You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:02:24You will not take what he left me.
00:02:26And what this money could do to help the gym and all the women that are part of it.
00:02:33Really, Shelby?
00:02:34Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:02:36The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:02:52Don't.
00:02:55Keep the mystery.
00:02:59You've already lost, Shelby.
00:03:01Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:03:05Right.
00:03:06You're not even going to find a bum on the street to marry you in time.
00:03:11Watch me.
00:03:17Don't worry.
00:03:24He looks single.
00:03:31Oh my God, this is totally FUBAR.
00:03:44Suck it up, soldier.
00:03:45You can't let your evil stepmother and step-sister win.
00:03:49Hey, mister, will you marry me?
00:04:03I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise
00:04:07a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
00:04:09Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:04:12So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:04:14Do I look like a homeless person there?
00:04:16Priceless.
00:04:17Shelby Trudeau, are you insane?
00:04:22You can't marry this...
00:04:23Help-o.
00:04:24Shelby Trudeau, the late Judge Trudeau's eldest daughter.
00:04:31That's right.
00:04:32The judge said she was a soldier.
00:04:34He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:04:37Here's a few bucks.
00:04:38Take it and get lost.
00:04:40Don't meddle in our business.
00:04:42Don't speak to him like that.
00:04:43He's a person with feelings.
00:04:46The Cinderella Tale, complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious step-sister.
00:04:51It's clear who deserves my help, and the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:04:56Alright, let's get married.
00:04:59Names for the marriage certificate?
00:05:02Shelby Trudeau.
00:05:04And your name is?
00:05:07Griffin Roy.
00:05:29And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:05:54This isn't over.
00:05:55Tell her!
00:05:59Sergeant Trudeau...
00:06:03Mrs. Roy, you have to stay married for at least one full year, or everything goes to
00:06:10your stepmother and step-sister.
00:06:12You hear that, Shelby?
00:06:14You won't last a week with that hobo.
00:06:17Come on.
00:06:21Come on.
00:06:27I guess we'll need to keep in touch, but you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:06:33Once the estate gets settled and I have the money, we can get you an apartment and set
00:06:38you up with a job.
00:06:39When most people get what they wanted, they usually just walk away.
00:06:43I'm not most people.
00:06:46I see that.
00:06:52I gotta return this.
00:06:56Goodbye for now.
00:06:59Goodbye, wife.
00:07:13Where the hell have you been?
00:07:22Gotcha.
00:07:23Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:07:28This DNA, get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:07:31Look, as your campaign manager, I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:07:37Don't ever catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:07:42Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:07:46You know, when you elected me to Congress three years ago, you got a package deal.
00:07:52Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor, playboy lawyer, the best.
00:07:58This, my friend, is where you're wrong.
00:08:01You're wrong.
00:08:04Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor, playboy lawyer, the best.
00:08:09This, my friend, is where you're vulnerable.
00:08:12In a snap, I can line up a dozen beautiful, successful women.
00:08:16You want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:08:18Look, you can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:08:22It's not just some girl.
00:08:24We had a connection.
00:08:26Never had that before.
00:08:28Look, I gotta run.
00:08:35But Griffin, you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:08:38Someone real.
00:08:40Not this made-up mystery girl you've built up in your head.
00:08:59Remember that true strength is not physical.
00:09:02It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:09:05All right, guys. That's class. Nice work.
00:09:14So what's the latest on the STD super spreader?
00:09:17I tried to call him, but Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:09:22Who knows how many other women he's done this to.
00:09:25So I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and confront him in person.
00:09:31What's holding you back?
00:09:33Andre's no regular guy, Shelby.
00:09:35He's got a bro pack.
00:09:37These men are like wolves with mutton.
00:09:39Let's go.
00:09:41We'll face this douchebag together.
00:09:56What's your name?
00:09:58I'm Stephanie.
00:10:00How about a drink, huh?
00:10:02Oh, that's okay.
00:10:04Come on. One little drink won't do no harm.
00:10:06Okay, one drink.
00:10:08Really, Pierce? This clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:10:12You want to beat LaRoche?
00:10:14You gotta mingle with the good, the bad, and the Andres.
00:10:18I can't believe I slept with that.
00:10:20What was I thinking?
00:10:22I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:10:24I mean, the night was just one big black hole.
00:10:28It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:10:34Thanks.
00:10:36That creep.
00:10:38I'm sorry.
00:10:40I'm sorry.
00:10:42I'm sorry.
00:10:45Thanks.
00:10:46That creep.
00:10:48You dickless loser.
00:10:58Drugging girls to get laid.
00:11:00What the fuck? Get out of my house, skank.
00:11:03I'm the skank?
00:11:05That's funny. You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:11:08Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:11:11Unless you're back for more, I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:11:15You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:11:17I just told you that you have chlamydia, and you...
00:11:20Oh, my God. You already know you have it.
00:11:24And you don't care.
00:11:27Ladies, Andrei Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:11:38What is she doing here?
00:11:40Both of you, get out of here.
00:11:46Oh, shit. She can't know who I am yet.
00:11:53Do you know who I am?
00:11:55I don't care.
00:12:01Where did she come from?
00:12:03That's my wife. Isn't she amazing?
00:12:05And she's gonna cost you, Andrei, once he finds out you're married to her?
00:12:08I don't care.
00:12:09You think you can crash my party and put that ninja shit on me?
00:12:13You are one dead bitch.
00:12:25Oh, nice. Did you see that combo?
00:12:28Dude, she can fight. Look at her form, man.
00:12:35Dude, she can really fight, man.
00:12:37You are hopeless.
00:12:39Hey, sell me jackets. I'll give you my Rolex.
00:12:43Fuck you, Roy. I'll do everything I can to end you.
00:12:46We should get out of here.
00:12:48Yeah. Come on.
00:12:50Come on.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:54Come on.
00:12:56Come on.
00:12:58Come on.
00:13:00Come on.
00:13:02Come on.
00:13:04Come on.
00:13:06Come on.
00:13:08Come on.
00:13:10Come on.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:16Get him!
00:13:19You lied to me. You're not some homeless guy.
00:13:22Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:13:24You were next to a dumpster. That's not much of a leap.
00:13:27What were you doing at this party?
00:13:29Working the room.
00:13:30Oh. I thought you were one of those asshole rich guys.
00:13:35I'm sorry. I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:13:38I know how you can make it up to me.
00:13:40Come with me.
00:13:43My place is nearby. I'll whip something up as a thank you for tonight.
00:13:46Wow. A wife who cooks and kicks ass.
00:13:50I'm one lucky man.
00:13:52Don't push it.
00:14:01Hey, dinner's ready.
00:14:04This is nice. I haven't had a home cooked meal in a long time.
00:14:10It's one of the things I missed the most when I was deployed.
00:14:12How long were you in the military?
00:14:14Seven years. I joined right after high school.
00:14:17My mom had just died and I was feeling rudderless.
00:14:20You weren't close with your father?
00:14:23I was. He was my hero.
00:14:26Until he wasn't.
00:14:29He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:14:31He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:14:33He was the judge and she was the court stenographer.
00:14:37It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:14:39That must have been really hard for you.
00:14:42It was harder on my mom.
00:14:44She didn't want anything to do with him so I cut him off too.
00:14:47Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:14:49But then three years ago he reached out, told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans for a visit.
00:14:54Here I am.
00:14:56Here you are.
00:14:58Do you know enough about me?
00:15:00What's your story, Gryffinroy?
00:15:02Oh.
00:15:04Shelby Trudeau, come on out now.
00:15:07We know you're in there, Shelby. The light is on.
00:15:09We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:15:12We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:15:15Hey. I'll handle this.
00:15:22Oh. I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling, but it's just you two.
00:15:27And you are?
00:15:29I almost got this human married.
00:15:31What are you doing here?
00:15:33Why wouldn't Gryffin be here? He's my husband after all.
00:15:36Mama, what are we going to do? We need to challenge the will.
00:15:39But how can we do that if they're still together?
00:15:41Shut up, Cece.
00:15:43Oh. I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:15:46How pathetic and pointless.
00:15:49Look how in love we are.
00:15:51I'm back.
00:15:53Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:15:56Right. We're going to shred that will and your shame of marriage in no time.
00:16:10Margo and Cece are going to be a problem. There's no way they'll let us be.
00:16:14What if we moved in together?
00:16:17You want to live here?
00:16:19No. Somewhere with better security. Like my place.
00:16:25Sure. I'm dying to see where you live.
00:16:34So let me get this straight. You told her you're house-sitting?
00:16:38That's right. Said I was going to watch the house while the owner was in Europe for the year.
00:16:43You do know how crazy that sounds. Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:16:48I saw you from across the room and I had to talk to you.
00:16:51That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:16:55I know you take my breath away.
00:16:57And I know that I would wonder for the rest of my life if I didn't take this chance, even if it was only for one night.
00:17:03Maybe it's better this way.
00:17:06No names, no past.
00:17:09We can just be ourselves.
00:17:11I'd like that very much.
00:17:17The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was Roy.
00:17:20She liked me for me.
00:17:22And I want that again, Pierce. Even for a little while.
00:17:34Stash all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:17:37Griffin, you're a public figure. A lot of people know who you are.
00:17:42How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:46But I have a chance to be with someone without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:17:50Well, just remember, we're about to launch a multi-platform campaign.
00:17:55In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboards, your face is about to be everywhere.
00:18:01Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:18:17This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
00:18:21Yep. We're pretty tight.
00:18:25Here, let me show you to your room.
00:18:33I can't keep living in the past.
00:18:36Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:18:41Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:18:48I take it things are going well with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:18:51Oh, she's so exciting and competitive. Keeps me on my toes.
00:18:55Oh, and so damn beautiful.
00:18:57Face sweaty, no make-up, so beautiful.
00:19:00She's so beautiful.
00:19:02She's so beautiful.
00:19:04She's so beautiful.
00:19:06Oh, and so damn beautiful.
00:19:08Face sweaty, no make-up, so damn real.
00:19:11When do I get to meet her?
00:19:13Her military background and work with actress women will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:19:18Dial it back, Pierce. We're in the early stages.
00:19:21Alright, well, don't take too long.
00:19:23You married her for the campaign.
00:19:25And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:19:28She needs you for her inheritance.
00:19:37Good.
00:19:44Hey.
00:19:46I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:19:48Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:19:50Get your mind out of the gutter, woman. We're talking food here.
00:19:53Alright, in that case, surprise me.
00:19:55Trust me, I'm full of surprises.
00:19:58I bet you are.
00:20:00See you soon?
00:20:06Mm-hmm.
00:20:10Gotcha, sis.
00:20:12So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:20:25Did you want some of my wine?
00:20:36No.
00:20:53I turned off your alarm.
00:20:55You obviously needed to sleep.
00:20:57We can run tonight.
00:20:59P.S. You snore, but it's super cute.
00:21:02I do not snore, Griffin Roy.
00:21:06Oh.
00:21:20What are you doing in a place like this?
00:21:22I live here.
00:21:24When did you move in?
00:21:26Last week. We're house-sitting.
00:21:28Yeah, I have heard that one before.
00:21:30Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:21:32Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:21:34Who are you calling a thief?
00:21:36Please step out. Now.
00:21:39What the hell are you doing?
00:21:41Just routine inspection.
00:21:45Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:21:55Get your filthy hands off my wife!
00:21:57What?
00:22:00No!
00:22:03Oh, cool.
00:22:05I thought I was saving you,
00:22:07but it looks like you got it.
00:22:09Oh, look out!
00:22:13Damn, lady.
00:22:15You make it look easy.
00:22:17Are you hurt?
00:22:19Just my pride.
00:22:22Looks like you get a flat.
00:22:24Let's get out of here. We can take my car.
00:22:27This is yours?
00:22:29Borrowed it from a friend.
00:22:31Right.
00:22:35I know all the guards who work here,
00:22:37and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:22:39Who the hell are you, man?
00:22:41Some kind of big shot or something?
00:22:43Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:22:47All right.
00:22:49You're under arrest.
00:22:51What the hell is going on?
00:22:58Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:23:00Mama, this is all your fault.
00:23:02You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby,
00:23:05and now my money's wasted and she got off scot-free.
00:23:08Eyes on the prize, Cece.
00:23:10Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate,
00:23:12this'll be pocket change.
00:23:14Yeah. And who would have thought that bum
00:23:16would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:23:18I don't believe he's a bum.
00:23:20I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:23:22No matter whether he's a transvestite
00:23:25No matter whether he's a tramp or not,
00:23:27he married Shelby for her money.
00:23:29Offer him a better deal and he'll leave her.
00:23:32We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:23:38Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox
00:23:40the port-a-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:23:42That old cougar?
00:23:44Oh, Cece, honey,
00:23:46when they're that age, they're not cougars.
00:23:48They're saber-tooth tigers.
00:23:55Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:24:05You really should have iced these right away.
00:24:07I realize that now.
00:24:09I've only ever sparred with gloves on,
00:24:12never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:24:16What?
00:24:18Did I just hand in my man card?
00:24:20No, you knocked a guy out with one punch.
00:24:22Your man card is fully intact.
00:24:25You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:24:33Not just for today, but for everything.
00:24:36It's been really lonely since my dad died,
00:24:39and it's nice having someone on my side.
00:24:42There's no need to thank me.
00:24:44I am your husband.
00:24:47Close your eyes.
00:24:53Okay.
00:24:55Fair is fair.
00:24:57I owe you one.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:24I know we're just pretending.
00:25:27Right.
00:25:29Pretending.
00:25:33I'm gonna...
00:25:35I'm gonna go for a run.
00:25:38Okay, I'll come with...
00:25:44What if it's just me?
00:25:45Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:25:46The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me.
00:25:49Fuck!
00:25:53I love you.
00:26:05Griffin kissed me,
00:26:07and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:26:10What's wrong with me?
00:26:12How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:26:23I don't know.
00:26:25He looks like a wet street dog.
00:26:27I'll shower and a haircut,
00:26:29and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:26:31Hey!
00:26:32You!
00:26:37We got a proposition for you.
00:26:39How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:26:42Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:26:44Get in.
00:26:52Oh.
00:27:00Are you sure he's not homeless?
00:27:02Eats like a dirty pig.
00:27:04So you want me to divorce Shelby
00:27:07and marry Victoria Wilcox,
00:27:10the shithouse billionaire?
00:27:16You will refer to them as porta-potties, young man.
00:27:20We know you're after Shelby's inheritance,
00:27:23but she's never gonna see it.
00:27:25Well, he'll do.
00:27:32Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:39Have we met before? Because you look real familiar.
00:27:42Oh, no.
00:27:44Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles,
00:27:47Miss Wilcox.
00:27:49The first document are official divorce papers.
00:27:55The first document are official divorce papers.
00:27:58And you will also be paid $20,000 a month
00:28:00to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:28:05Hmm.
00:28:07Oh, you don't need to worry, boy,
00:28:09because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:28:13Hmm. Hmm.
00:28:20Hmm.
00:28:26I don't understand. This says...
00:28:28You're under arrest for pandering.
00:28:32Detective McSwain,
00:28:34this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:28:38That's a Class C felony.
00:28:40He's lying.
00:28:44And you will also be paid $20,000 a month
00:28:46to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:28:53Detective, Detective,
00:28:55there must be some misunderstanding.
00:28:57There's no nonsense going on here.
00:29:00No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum.
00:29:02He set me up.
00:29:04Detective McSwain, it's getting late.
00:29:07I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:29:10Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:29:14Wait.
00:29:17You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:29:19I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:29:24I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:29:27I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:29:31It's Roy.
00:29:34Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see.
00:29:38I'm just an old woman.
00:29:40You could forgive me.
00:29:42Get out of my face.
00:29:46Pardon me.
00:29:48Excuse me.
00:29:50All right, we got her in the car.
00:29:52How far do you want this to go?
00:29:54Put the fear of God in there.
00:29:56Mug shot, fingerprints, thorax.
00:29:59Then in the morning, drop the charges.
00:30:01Then in the morning, drop the charges.
00:30:03Before the press gets wind.
00:30:05Piercer, have your hide.
00:30:07You got it, Griff.
00:30:19Where have you been?
00:30:21I was worried you were gone so long.
00:30:23Yeah?
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:27Uh, are you hungry? I can heat up some leftovers.
00:30:30Yeah, I'd like that.
00:30:35Did that just happen?
00:30:37Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:30:50Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:30:53I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:30:57Don't you worry, Mama.
00:30:59I have a plan.
00:31:01I had all night to think about it in that cold, hard cell.
00:31:05If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine.
00:31:08We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:31:11And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:31:17He's amazing.
00:31:30I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:31:34I thought I was competitive.
00:31:36You even compete with yourself.
00:31:47You're not growing.
00:31:49You're dying.
00:31:51I, um...
00:31:53I'm gonna go shower.
00:31:55Me too.
00:32:00Get a grip, Shelby.
00:32:02So he's hot.
00:32:04You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:32:07What makes him any different?
00:32:09He just is.
00:32:14Hey, Zara.
00:32:16Shelby, you have to get here right away.
00:32:18Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:32:25I'm sorry, my hands are tied.
00:32:28He says we have to leave.
00:32:30Okay, I got this.
00:32:31Mr. Buford, what are you doing?
00:32:33This is my place of business.
00:32:35You're done here.
00:32:36I sold the building.
00:32:37The new owners want you out.
00:32:39That's illegal.
00:32:40I have a lease.
00:32:41They've got a break clause for new management,
00:32:43and they've decided to activate it.
00:32:45Who the hell is they?
00:32:51That would be us.
00:32:54Cliff, we can take it from here.
00:32:56Sure thing.
00:32:57Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:32:59I know you used all your Army money for this gym,
00:33:02but you can get it back.
00:33:04All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:33:08Get a divorce, give up your inheritance,
00:33:11and then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:33:16I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:33:19Not so tough now, are you, Shelby?
00:33:21Screw you.
00:33:23I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:33:25Sorry, the building is now closed for...
00:33:28renovations.
00:33:30And everything inside now belongs to me.
00:33:33Of course, you could sue, but that would take months.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:39I'm sorry.
00:33:41Of course, you could sue, but that would take months.
00:33:46Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:33:49That's blackmail.
00:33:50We like to call it capitalism.
00:33:52You don't sign, we close the gym,
00:33:54and then you lose everything.
00:33:58Think about what you're doing.
00:34:00This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:34:03I won't let you take it from them.
00:34:05You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:34:09Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:34:12or you can kiss your Valkyrie Fight Club goodbye.
00:34:17And watch us turn it into Valkyrie Strip Club.
00:34:22Isn't that a good idea?
00:34:24There's poles and everything.
00:34:25Oh, my.
00:34:26Plenty of girls.
00:34:27They're cute.
00:34:28They are cute.
00:34:29Cute enough.
00:34:39I'm not here because I'd give a damn if you win.
00:34:42I'm here to make sure that Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:34:45Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:34:49The fuck you say?
00:34:51What exactly did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:34:55He partnered up against me with a She-Warrior.
00:34:59I want to see them both destroyed.
00:35:02Well, with your connections and my political might,
00:35:06I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:35:17LaRose got Andre.
00:35:19What are we going to do about this?
00:35:21Nothing.
00:35:22We do not want these two pairing up, all right?
00:35:25This is political suicide.
00:35:26Just talk to Shelby.
00:35:28Maybe if you both apologize...
00:35:29Um, hell no.
00:35:30Let them do their best.
00:35:32Mark my words,
00:35:33this is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:35:41Hello, Shelby.
00:35:43Griffin, we need to talk.
00:35:52Shelby, what's going on?
00:35:54You sounded tense on the phone.
00:35:58I have so many missed moments.
00:36:00Things I should have said or done.
00:36:02Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:36:06I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:36:21You first.
00:36:32You first.
00:37:02You first.
00:37:04You first.
00:37:30That was...
00:37:31fucking amazing.
00:37:44Griffin, where are you going?
00:37:46Griffin?
00:37:48Griffin!
00:37:51Explain yourself.
00:37:53Toothbrush.
00:37:56PJs.
00:37:58This is Jacques.
00:38:00Why?
00:38:01You're my wife.
00:38:03I sleep with you now.
00:38:05We probably should have talked this through.
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:08You said you had missed moments.
00:38:11I've had them too.
00:38:13You will not be one of them.
00:38:16I know we said we were pretending, but...
00:38:19I want to give us a chance.
00:38:21A real one.
00:38:23Oh?
00:38:30Fuck.
00:39:01Oh, now pronounce ye man and wife.
00:39:06Guess they're bonding last, why don't ya?
00:39:31Cece, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:39:33We can go over the divorce papers.
00:39:40Goodbye, my husband.
00:39:50I knew something must have happened.
00:40:01Hello.
00:40:02Pierce.
00:40:03I need you to use all your connections to find out what Cece and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:40:10Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:40:14It's five in the morning.
00:40:16You have an hour.
00:40:22How did Cece get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:40:26She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:40:29Stupid.
00:40:30Good for us, bad for them.
00:40:32And the property title?
00:40:34Still in escrow.
00:40:35The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:40:37Make sure it is.
00:40:39In your name.
00:40:40You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:40:44Oh, goody, goody.
00:40:50Talk to me, McSwain.
00:40:52I showed the fake guards in lockup Cece Trudeau's mugshot.
00:40:55You're right.
00:40:56She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:40:58How'd you know?
00:40:59Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:41:01I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:41:03Oh, yeah.
00:41:04Cece Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:41:06Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:41:17I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:41:19I definitely have.
00:41:22Showtime.
00:41:24I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:41:28Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:41:33Did you see that?
00:41:34Did you see that?
00:41:35She chose me, man.
00:41:36She chose me.
00:41:37Well, hell.
00:41:38Looks like she did.
00:41:40You fucking bitch!
00:41:44That's her cue.
00:41:49Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:41:50You're gonna lose everything.
00:41:52You know, at least I still have my self-respect.
00:41:54Which is more than I can say for you.
00:41:56Don't be hasty, Cece.
00:41:58She's basically a man.
00:41:59You'll get hurt.
00:42:00I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
00:42:03But I will never agree to your demands.
00:42:07Reclaim what's yours?
00:42:09You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:42:15That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:42:19Who the hell are you?
00:42:21Pierce Durand.
00:42:22The new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:42:26What?
00:42:29Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:42:32I swooped in and bought it.
00:42:34That's impossible.
00:42:35I own it.
00:42:37Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:42:41I outbid you.
00:42:42The building is mine.
00:42:44Now scram.
00:42:46I'm Emma.
00:42:48Ms. Trudeau, I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:42:52The only change will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:42:56That's unbelievable.
00:42:58Are you sure you can afford that?
00:42:59Hell yeah.
00:43:01Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:43:04The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:43:13Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:43:15The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:43:20Okay, well, but that was last week.
00:43:22You can't arrest me now.
00:43:23We most certainly can.
00:43:25And this time, the charges won't be dropped.
00:43:27No, no, no.
00:43:29No, you can't take my girl.
00:43:31No, you can't take her.
00:43:32I'm coming after you.
00:43:33I'm never going to forget this.
00:43:34When I get out, you're mine.
00:43:44Zara.
00:43:46Call everyone.
00:43:48Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:43:56Well, aren't you going to go over there?
00:43:58You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:44:02No.
00:44:03It's her victory.
00:44:05I merely did what a husband should to ensure her happiness.
00:44:09That's my reward.
00:44:10That is some wild shit.
00:44:11You just found it.
00:44:13This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff.
00:44:15You worry too much.
00:44:16And you don't worry enough.
00:44:18We have a campaign to win.
00:44:20And you're 10 points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:44:23What are you driving at?
00:44:24Tell Shelby who you are.
00:44:26The voters need to know who your wife is.
00:44:28And we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:44:31You wait too long.
00:44:32And Neville LaRoche is going to find out and beat us to it.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:37I'll tell her.
00:44:38I just...
00:44:40I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:44:44Then I'll confess everything.
00:44:55That's Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:56Owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:44:59Pretty girl.
00:45:01So, who's she screwing?
00:45:03Duran or Roy?
00:45:04I don't know, sir.
00:45:06That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:45:09Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:45:20Not everyone's white trash like you, Isabel.
00:45:23It doesn't wonder how you overcame your low-class origins and gained my interest.
00:45:30That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:45:32That was your cock.
00:45:34Touche, my dear.
00:45:36Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:45:38Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:45:40Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:45:43But yeah, that's her.
00:45:45She was a star athlete with an annoying habit of defending every loser in sports.
00:45:50Annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:45:53From bullies like you, per se.
00:45:57Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:46:01You'll have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:46:04Neville, no.
00:46:06You mean your new bestie, Isabel?
00:46:08Baby, no.
00:46:16It's cooling off.
00:46:18We should go inside.
00:46:19Just a few more minutes.
00:46:21Can't remember the last time I let myself just be.
00:46:27Yeah.
00:46:28I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:46:31Before the divorce, the cheating, mom getting sick.
00:46:36I was carefree then.
00:46:38I joined the army after, but that was just another rollercoaster.
00:46:43It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory cutting off weapon supply routes.
00:46:49I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:46:53It's not the place, it's the person.
00:46:56I feel like I've known you forever.
00:47:04Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:47:13I guess I can wait one more day.
00:47:20Our most sought after place in the balcony is our women's self defense kickboxing.
00:47:28Sign me up.
00:47:30Oh shit, Isabel.
00:47:33The girl who made my life and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:47:37What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:47:40Oh my gosh, Michelle, is that you?
00:47:43I go by Shelby now.
00:47:45You look amazing.
00:47:47Michelle Shelby and I go way back.
00:47:51Gosh, what a small world.
00:47:54Well, for membership, we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:47:58How about I pay up front for three years?
00:48:01And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:48:04You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:48:12I was a mean girl in high school and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:48:16What you've built here is so empowering.
00:48:20If I'd had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage to
00:48:25stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:48:31Shelby, can we start over?
00:48:33Would you let me try to make it right?
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:47This is so awesome.
00:48:49How about lunch? I'm free to grab a bite right now.
00:48:52We can catch up.
00:48:55Okay, let me grab my bag.
00:49:06Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:49:10He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:49:16Shit.
00:49:18No, no, not you.
00:49:20I gotta call you back.
00:49:30LaRoche knows about Shelby.
00:49:32He's sicked Isabelle on her. Look, here's her Instagram.
00:49:37What the fuck?
00:49:39LaRoche's oppo research must have tagged her.
00:49:41Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:49:43Screw the narrative. It's a trap.
00:49:44They've caught my wife.
00:49:52I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite.
00:49:55I have a business to run, you know.
00:49:57You haven't changed a bit since high school.
00:49:59So dedicated. I've always admired that about you.
00:50:03Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:50:05Others might buy your ladylike act, but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:50:11You didn't come to my gym by accident. What's your angle?
00:50:14Neville asked me to befriend you.
00:50:16I don't want to be here.
00:50:18So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:50:23What's my angle, Shelby?
00:50:26The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:50:30And if I can take you down with him, all the better.
00:50:38Shelby, listen to me. The press are on their way.
00:50:41I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:50:44I need to get out of that restaurant. Now.
00:50:50Too late to run. My hubby's here.
00:50:52Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau.
00:50:54Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:50:59Come on, Shelby. Pick up. Let me know you got out of there.
00:51:05Who the hell are you?
00:51:07Congressman. Neville LaRoche.
00:51:09I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me.
00:51:11Seeing as how there's so much he hasn't told you.
00:51:14Please, sit down.
00:51:16Isabel was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived.
00:51:20No matter. We'll do this the less genteel way if we must.
00:51:27Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:51:30I've heard a lot about your fighting skills.
00:51:33So, I came prepared.
00:51:34I came prepared.
00:51:40What's this about?
00:51:43What's this about?
00:51:45I spoke with your stepmother, Margo.
00:51:48She had quite the story to tell.
00:51:50It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bum.
00:51:54On the streets.
00:51:56When actually, well, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:52:00I can't believe you fell for that.
00:52:02Not so smart now, are you, Shelby?
00:52:06You're lying.
00:52:08You are Roy's secret bride.
00:52:11A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:52:15When the press arrives,
00:52:18you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana
00:52:22so that they may know what kind of man Roy really is.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35I got you.
00:52:38Let me go.
00:52:40Shelby, please.
00:52:42Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
00:52:44The voters have a right to know.
00:52:46What else are you hiding?
00:52:48You son of a bitch.
00:52:50Now, Roy.
00:52:52Don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:53:03Shelby.
00:53:05Shelby, please.
00:53:07Hear me out.
00:53:09Don't shell me.
00:53:11God, all of your charm.
00:53:13It's just a lie.
00:53:15I never meant to let it get this far.
00:53:17I planned on coming clean.
00:53:19More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:53:21I was going to tell you today.
00:53:23Convenient.
00:53:25Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:53:27Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:53:30That was always a possibility.
00:53:33Get away from my house.
00:53:35This is technically my home.
00:53:38God, how's sitting my ass?
00:53:41You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:53:46Shelby.
00:53:53Congressional candidate Griffin Roy has a secret bride.
00:53:56Our reporter is...
00:53:59Shelby.
00:54:29Can you keep that?
00:54:54This is private property.
00:54:56Which I own.
00:54:57Liar.
00:54:59Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:55:01He works for me.
00:55:03Then I'll move.
00:55:05I don't want to owe you anything.
00:55:18Oh, Shelby.
00:55:20Shelby, come out, would you please?
00:55:23I wake up in the morning and reach for you.
00:55:27But you're not there.
00:55:35I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:55:40Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:55:45You're ridiculous. You do know that, don't you?
00:55:48Oh, Shelby. Shelby.
00:55:50Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:55:53What are you doing? You're supposed to turn it on.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:58I got it from a pawn shop.
00:56:00It's broken.
00:56:02Guy totally scammed me.
00:56:04You are beyond ridiculous.
00:56:06Please, Shelby.
00:56:08I didn't say what I wanted to before.
00:56:11Just give me a chance to explain.
00:56:16Fine.
00:56:18Come in, you fool.
00:56:20I'll come into my own house.
00:56:26You have two minutes.
00:56:34Growing up as a Roy,
00:56:38no one ever liked me for me.
00:56:41It's always been about the money,
00:56:44the access.
00:56:47Then, at a moment,
00:56:50three years ago,
00:56:52where someone did like me,
00:56:55for me,
00:56:57they had no idea who I was.
00:57:00And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:57:07So when I met you,
00:57:09and I felt that spark I've been searching for,
00:57:13I didn't think.
00:57:15I just fucking left.
00:57:18Why wait so long to tell me?
00:57:20I've never gone into enemy territory
00:57:23to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:57:26I boxed in prep school.
00:57:29Yeah, you got that right.
00:57:31But otherwise,
00:57:33I've always been more of a lover
00:57:36rather than a fighter.
00:57:38And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:57:40But I did not earn those billions.
00:57:44I inherited them
00:57:46from generations of dickheads.
00:57:51When you meet a girl, it's a total package.
00:57:54You just want to be her total package, too.
00:57:57You really are ridiculous.
00:58:00You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks
00:58:04than I have in my entire life.
00:58:06I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:58:08Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:58:11But with you, every day is fun.
00:58:14So, does that mean you forgive me?
00:58:17I'm thinking about it.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:23You think too much.
00:58:25Time for make-up sex.
00:58:30So, that's make-up sex.
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:38Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
00:58:43I never want to feel like that again.
00:58:46I promise not to let anything get in between us.
00:58:50I promise.
00:58:56This changes everything.
00:58:58No, thanks for the heads up.
00:59:00I'd appreciate it if you could keep it buried for as long as possible.
00:59:11Run.
00:59:13I want to stay right here.
00:59:21Where the hell are you, Griff?
00:59:24This is DEF CON 1.
00:59:26Hey, man.
00:59:28Seriously? That's all you have to say?
00:59:30Seriously? That's all you have to say?
00:59:35Come on.
00:59:41How could you keep something like this from me?
00:59:43We've known each other since college.
00:59:45What are you talking about?
00:59:47Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
00:59:48I must have forgot to charge it.
00:59:51I had quite a night last night.
00:59:53Shelby and I made up.
00:59:55She's forgiven me.
00:59:57Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:00:00You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:00:06Michelle Lane.
01:00:08I don't even know who that is.
01:00:10Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:00:15This can't be right.
01:00:16I got it from a parish clerk.
01:00:18She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:00:20The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:00:23The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:00:26Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:00:31I now pronounce ye man and wife.
01:00:34The Masked Girl from Mardi Gras.
01:00:37I finally know her name.
01:00:39Michelle.
01:00:41Shit.
01:00:43That finally makes sense.
01:00:44Of course you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:00:47Shelby.
01:00:49Fuck.
01:00:51What am I gonna tell her?
01:00:53Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:00:55I need to talk to that priest.
01:01:03I have something for you.
01:01:14I hacked into the parish database.
01:01:16Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:01:21That's it. He's finished.
01:01:24Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy for cocktail hour.
01:01:29Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:01:32They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:01:35They just don't know it yet.
01:01:37That's insane.
01:01:39Check the date.
01:01:41They got married the first time during Mardi Gras.
01:01:42Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated. We could use that angle.
01:01:47Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:01:50He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:01:54They're just eating it up.
01:01:56He's catching up in the polls.
01:01:59Now Roy unknowingly marries twice.
01:02:03The girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:02:06This will make them seem like some fated love story.
01:02:12We got nothing on him.
01:02:14Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:02:18What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:02:21And right now, to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:02:29You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:02:33Who?
01:02:37Well, I don't know.
01:02:40Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:02:45We will hit hard, but fast.
01:02:52What is she going to say when they tell her I'm married?
01:02:57Alright ladies, good job. That's it for tonight.
01:03:00Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:03:02Have fun, but you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:03:06Nice work.
01:03:08Hi.
01:03:10Hungry?
01:03:13Yeah, so today's class went super well.
01:03:17Two new students. They really picked up on a lot of things.
01:03:20You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:03:22Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:03:25You're it for me. I can't lose you.
01:03:28Griffin, are you okay?
01:03:31Yeah, just some stuff with the campaign.
01:03:37I want to help. LaRoche can't win.
01:03:40He and Isabelle are evil.
01:03:42You're the kind of man that people need.
01:03:44I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:03:47I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:03:49We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:03:54That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:04:03Father?
01:04:07I remembered the two of you.
01:04:09You had it, lad. That special spark.
01:04:12I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:04:16You must be mistaken. This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:04:21And you were already finishing each other's sentences, dying to tie the knot. There was no stopping you.
01:04:26I was drunk.
01:04:28Drunk with love. The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:04:32I mean, how is this even legal? New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:04:35Unless the judge waives it.
01:04:37Son of a bitch. Who was it?
01:04:40He was your best man. You called him Remy.
01:04:43Remy Cal... that bastard.
01:04:46No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:04:52Fuck!
01:04:54Fuck!
01:04:58I don't care. I don't care. We need to annul the marriage now. I love my wife.
01:05:02You're in a bit of a pickle. Because in my book, you love Joe the wife as well.
01:05:12Sir, Mrs. Rue is in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:05:17Shelby.
01:05:21Griffin, this is the woman you've been looking for. This is Michelle Lane.
01:05:25Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:05:36So you've been an escort for seven years?
01:05:39That's right. Since high school.
01:05:41And that really is your toddler?
01:05:43My baby girl Fleur. She has no daddy. This will be good for her.
01:05:47If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:05:50That is the least of your worries. All right, chop chop.
01:06:00Now action.
01:06:03Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:06:09It was Mardi Gras.
01:06:10Hi, Griffin. You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:06:15It was Mardi Gras. We were completely wasted, and we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:06:21We had a wild night at the hotel, and well, Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:06:31It can't be true. I've never met you in my life. I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:06:36Yes, that's right. We were. By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:06:42I've been trying to find you ever since, but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress that I recognized your voice.
01:06:48It was a miracle.
01:06:50It's too much. She's losing him.
01:06:52Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:06:57Listen, lady, I don't know who you're trying to con with this ad.
01:07:01Griffin, don't.
01:07:03But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:07:07What's going on, Griffin?
01:07:11Is this woman really your wife?
01:07:16No, she's not. We don't know.
01:07:19Which is it?
01:07:21You were my wife. Only you.
01:07:24I understand this is a lot to take in. Fleur and I will just go. I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:07:30No. No lawyers. We don't need to involve any authorities. This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:07:39Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:07:41Griffin, think about it. She says Fleur is your daughter. One little test and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:07:47We need to know, Griffin. I need to know.
01:07:52Fine. But I don't want these doubts to fester. We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:07:58Might I suggest a more private setting? Less ice.
01:08:03Understood. We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:08:13We've got them. You're up.
01:08:28Bye.
01:08:46Cute kid.
01:08:48Don't. Just don't.
01:08:51Shelby go upstairs?
01:08:52She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:08:59I can't lose her, Pierce. I won't.
01:09:12Moment of truth, buddy.
01:09:23Fleur, meet your daddy.
01:09:26I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:09:31Fleur doesn't need a checkbook. She needs a father.
01:09:52What do you want?
01:10:05The guest bedroom is empty. You and Fleur can stay there.
01:10:12Shelby, just don't do this. Just give me some time. I can fix it.
01:10:20This isn't something you fix. You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one of them.
01:10:29We need to get a divorce.
01:10:34She's right, Griff.
01:10:36Griffin, you have a daughter now. You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:10:42I can't be Margot. I won't do that to another little girl.
01:10:47I have spent my whole life looking for you. How can I let you go?
01:10:59Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:11:05How'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:11:08Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people. It's not in her nature to put herself first.
01:11:13Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:11:16I know.
01:11:31So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:11:46I'm sorry.
01:12:16That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:12:46It's like she was never here.
01:13:14Hey, mister.
01:13:16Will you marry me?
01:13:19She took everything but left this behind.
01:13:22Message received, Shelby.
01:13:34What the hell is this?
01:13:37I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain, but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:13:44This place is insane. The owner must really trust you.
01:13:52Could it be?
01:14:04It's her. It's always been her.
01:14:09Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:14:12Yeah, it went better than I expected. As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:14:17Who is she working for?
01:14:19How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:14:23Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:14:25Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close. I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:14:32Where is Shelby? Where is my wife?
01:14:35Where is this about taking her?
01:14:37I don't know what you're talking about.
01:14:38I will have you put away for the rest of your life and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage.
01:14:44I don't know where she is. If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:15:01What is wrong with me?
01:15:06Help!
01:15:08Somebody help!
01:15:11Do you need some water?
01:15:13Oh wait, I see you've already had some.
01:15:16You poisoned me? Why?
01:15:20Why? Why? Where to begin?
01:15:26Lingering high school issues, offs. I'm helping Neville's campaign, duh.
01:15:32But the real reason, the one that cuts deep, is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:15:39By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice, he'll have gone missing, vanished without a trace.
01:15:48He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:15:51Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body, suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:15:59Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you. Net?
01:16:04Back up. Married? Twice?
01:16:09Who's the... the woman in the little girl?
01:16:14Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband that they've been married for the past three years.
01:16:20When really, it's been you all along.
01:16:24You've been searching for each other all this time, but now he'll never find you.
01:16:30Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:16:38I told you I'd get you back.
01:16:46Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:16:49My daughter, my baby Cece. I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:16:55What do you mean, terrible? What's going on?
01:16:56I sold everything to get her out on bail, and what does she do in return? She's gone crazy.
01:17:05Stoking Shelby, she tailed her to some hotel in the French Quarter.
01:17:12What hotel?
01:17:14Excuse me sir, my sister's staying here, but I've forgotten her room number. Is Shelby Trudeau?
01:17:20Sorry ma'am, we can't disclose any guest information.
01:17:26Shelby, come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:17:47I think I'll do it with my bare hands. Makes it more personal.
01:17:52Actually, do me a favor, leave a lot of marks on that face of hers.
01:17:58Fuck you. I want people to see that she suffered, a lot.
01:18:03Well trust me, she will. Come on, let's get this party started.
01:18:22Look what you've done. Pansy ass slap.
01:18:29She's stalling, and you're falling for it.
01:18:33Damn, can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar. I'll never give you your car keys.
01:18:39Shelby has clothes over there. Change.
01:18:43I'll take care of me, you go take care of her.
01:18:52I found it Griffin. Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Blaine.
01:18:56It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:18:59She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:19:05Starting to make sense now.
01:19:08It was harder on my mom. She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:19:13Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:19:16She's the one you've been looking for. It's been her all this time.
01:19:19How could I be so blind? Of course it had to be Shelby, it had to be her.
01:19:25My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:19:29I got it. Your girl's in room 801.
01:19:32Thanks man. Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:19:42Too much to drink.
01:19:50Stop right there.
01:19:57Not so fast.
01:20:00Griffin fucking Roy. Finally joined the party.
01:20:05I'm here for my wife.
01:20:08Not gonna happen, brah.
01:20:10What you've done here is aggravated assault, but if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:20:16That is a federal crime. They'll bring in the FBI.
01:20:20Someone will have to be around to identify us. That sure as hell won't be you.
01:20:26Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:20:29Police are on their way. Hang in there, buddy.
01:20:32You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:20:46Get up!
01:20:53Give me my wife back now!
01:21:12Shelby, are you alright?
01:21:15No!
01:21:46Griff, my God. Do you need medical attention?
01:21:50No, but they do.
01:22:00I guess I renewed my man card.
01:22:03Sure did, honey. Fucked him up real good.
01:22:08Oh Lord, please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:22:13Shelby, you little bitch!
01:22:16Did I not say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:22:19What?
01:22:21That's not Shelby!
01:22:25Put your hands up or I can see them.
01:22:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:22:39This is the last one.
01:22:42Hey, hey, hey. I want to make a deal.
01:22:45What do you have to offer up?
01:22:47Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:22:49I'm all ears.
01:22:56Is it really over?
01:22:59Yeah, it is.
01:23:01Griffin, Isabel said something and I want to believe it, but three years ago, did we...
01:23:10You left us.
01:23:19It's true.
01:23:21I can't believe I finally found you.
01:23:24I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:23:27Why'd you never come back?
01:23:45It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:23:49Mind your own business, Cece.
01:23:51Look at you, Shelby.
01:23:52One Mardi Gras hookup and you think you found happily ever after.
01:23:56That's not how life works.
01:23:58Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:24:03Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:24:06But you'll look back and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:24:12You'll embarrass yourself.
01:24:15And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:24:18I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:24:21I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:24:24But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:24:28How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:24:32Exactly.
01:24:36But I did.
01:24:38And I do.
01:24:40Where do we go from here?
01:24:42I don't know.
01:24:44And I do.
01:24:46Where do we go from here?
01:24:48Married twice.
01:24:50Deeply in love.
01:24:52Risked our lives to save each other.
01:24:54I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:24:58Shelby, will you...
01:25:01Yes, Gryffinroy!
01:25:06I will always love you.
01:25:08In this life or the next.
01:25:13Every part of me, I'm yours.