Couple Pranks TikToks _ Funny Tiktok Couple Pranks And Goals Compilation #20 #funny #comedy #dailymotion
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00:00Honey, some girl told me she missed her period.
00:02Tell her to drink more water and she will have better.
00:05She'll know she told me she missed her period.
00:13You were sleeping on the body shop all your life?
00:16You broke the kitchen.
00:17Tell this girl to go find the period,
00:20or I can find her with the brimstone on her like that.
00:24Oh my god.
00:30Alright guys, so a lot of women are always asking,
00:33you know, are we as husbands attracted to other females?
00:36I'll explain it to you like this.
00:38Marriage is like swimming.
00:39You're swimming for life.
00:41So eventually you're going to get tired,
00:43and you're going to start to drown,
00:44and you're going to start to suck in water.
00:46Now imagine this big yacht starts driving right past you
00:50with a big ass engine on the back,
00:52all shiny and shit.
00:54Are you going to look at the yacht?
00:56Of course you're going to look at the yacht,
00:57because you're drowning, you know?
00:59You're drowning.
01:00But will you hop on that yacht is the question.
01:03No, you won't.
01:05So you're drowning?
01:06Keep drowning, King, keep drowning.
01:07I'm not...
01:10Let's go.
01:11Yes, mom, you know I'm fertile as hell, yeah.
01:14She pregnant, I'm telling you.
01:15She is pregnant.
01:17Who's pregnant?
01:19Not me?
01:20Not with no number two?
01:22Are you serious?
01:23Chance, I barely got my body back.
01:26My nipples are going to be pointing at the ground.
01:29Are you serious, bro?
01:31I ain't trying to be pregnant again.
01:33I barely...
01:34And I'm starting my career.
01:35Are you serious?
01:36No.
01:41But you know what?
01:42I don't know how to tell him that someone else
01:43called me pregnant.
01:44It's going to freaking flip out, girl.
01:48Oh, in the back?
01:49Not the trunk, right?
01:50Backseat?
01:51Yeah.
01:52Yo.
01:52No, it's not here, bro.
01:53Yo, hang up the phone.
01:55Hang up the phone.
01:56What?
01:57What did you just say?
01:58He's tripping again.
01:59What did you just say?
02:00What?
02:01Someone else got you pregnant?
02:03Is this not my kid?
02:04What are you talking about?
02:05Yeah, bro.
02:09What?
02:10Did someone else get you pregnant?
02:11No.
02:12You just said that right in front of me.
02:14No, I didn't say that.
02:15Okay, well tell the other guy he's going to have to kick rocks
02:17because he wasn't right next to you for eight months straight.
02:20Okay.
02:21It's my kid.
02:23So you don't mind?
02:24Do I mind?
02:25Are you fucking crazy, bro?
02:27So you're not going to leave?
02:28No.
02:30Oh.
02:31Well, that's easier than I thought then.
02:36Joke's on him.
02:37He's going to be paying child support for my kid.
02:44Hey, Tyler.
02:45Yeah?
02:46Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
02:48I don't know.
02:49So they can run their hands through their hair.
02:52No, they don't.
02:55What?
03:02Uh, Tiff?
03:03Hmm?
03:04You got something on your forehead, dude.
03:13Just a little bit.
03:17Oh, yeah, you got it.
03:18Gosh.
03:23What's your name?
03:24Jeff.
03:25Hi, Jeff.
03:26Hello.
03:27Do you rate me on one to ten?
03:28Uh, probably like a two, three, two, four.
03:32Two, four?
03:33I don't know.
03:35Really, motherfucker?
03:36What?
03:38You're fucking married.
03:39That was, but I put her low on the scale.
03:41No, you don't rate her at all.
03:43Even though you're good looking.
03:44It don't fucking matter.
03:46What do you want me to do?
03:47Be dishonest with myself?
03:49Tell her that you're a fucking married asshole.
03:51You're right, I'm married.
03:52You go blind and you walk away.
04:00Excuse me, sir.
04:02I really hate to be a bother, but...
04:04Well, you ain't bothering me.
04:05I, uh, I got a flat tire just right up the road
04:09and I don't even know where to start to change it.
04:12So, I mean, could you be so kind to come help me with it?
04:15Hop on in.
04:16We'll go get some tools and get it fixed.
04:17Get to curve.
04:19Hop in?
04:20That's what you're going to say to somebody?
04:22Hop in and you're going to take him to your house?
04:25Yeah, you ain't home, so I can tell him to get the tools
04:27and I can come right back and help him.
04:29What do you, what good is going to come out of
04:32you taking a girl to the house to get tools?
04:35To get her car fixed.
04:37So, you're just going to take her to your house
04:39to get some tools so you can go then fix her car?
04:41What do you want me to do?
04:42Call a record and sit here and wait on it?
04:44Yeah, that would have been better than
04:46inviting her over to your house or in your car.
04:48It'll be easier and cheaper if I take her to get tools
04:51and I change it for her.
04:52It's her car.
04:53Make her pay for it.
04:54Why are you now trying to offer to pay for it?
04:59How to turn your girl on, part two.
05:02First, you're going to take these two fingers
05:05and you're going to take them just like this
05:07and turn off your gaming system and boom.
05:10Works guaranteed.
05:12Okay, babe.
05:13We're not dating.
05:14We're in the club.
05:15How would you hit on me?
05:16Okay.
05:18Not that I broke the ice.
05:19My name's Andy.
05:24I'm trying to super like you.
05:29Ow.
05:30What'd you do that for?
05:31I'm sorry.
05:32I need you.
05:34Hey, do you believe in love at first sight?
05:36No.
05:37Okay, I bet.
05:39How about now?
05:43As the suburban orangutan winds down
05:48after nurturing her young
05:50and taking care of her close cousin,
05:53the golden retriever,
05:55she contemplates how she will get her flanges
05:59large enough to...
06:03Don't do it.
06:05Don't do it.
06:07I was disinfecting you.
06:09Disinfectant spray.
06:11You know, sometimes you just need to be disinfected.
06:15I'm calling your mother.
06:21The grudge prank.
06:22Gosh.
06:24It's your family.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Dog barking.
06:38Oh, fuck me fucking dick.
06:41Ah!
06:50Do you like these pants?
06:52What is in your pants?
06:54Nothing.
06:55It's not that big.
06:56What?
06:57It's not that big.
06:58It's on your knee.
07:04Hey, babe.
07:06So they say that during sex,
07:08you burn the same amount of calories as running 8 miles.
07:12Do you think that's true?
07:13Like, for you?
07:14Do you burn that many calories?
07:15Yeah.
07:16Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
07:24When you're a little too nice to the cashier,
07:26I said thank you.
07:28She handed us the food and I said thank you.
07:30All I said was thank you.
07:32What else am I supposed to say?
07:35It didn't mean anything.
07:36I don't know what you're talking about.
07:38I didn't make eye contact.
07:39I tried not to look at her.
07:42Babe.
07:45Listen.
07:46I said it's not what you say.
07:49It's how you say it.
07:51Alright, alright.
07:57Hey, babe.
07:58Yeah?
07:59Do you know what Cinderella said when she got to the ball?
08:02I'm gonna drop an incense right here.
08:04No, that's what she said when she was playing Pokemon Go.
08:06What did she say when she got to the ball?
08:10Let's get fucked up!
08:16You are so lucky I didn't throw at you.
08:18Hey, sugar booger.
08:20That's disgusting.
08:21Where's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
08:23Where's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
08:29Wendy's.
08:30Go away!
08:31Go away!
08:33Schnookums!
08:36What is red and has seven dents in it?
08:40Is this a Snow White joke?
08:42Snow White's cherry.
08:43That's disgusting.
08:46Hey, babe.
08:47Did you hear that?
08:48No!
08:49Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce.
08:51And Mickey was like,
08:52Minnie, are you fucking crazy?
08:54And she was like, no.
08:55Yeah.
08:56I'm fucking goofy.
09:02You know how you get really scared whenever I go out of town?
09:04Like scared to stay by yourself.
09:08What is this?
09:10Oh my gosh.
09:11Why did you buy this?
09:14It's got a 36 inch barrel.
09:17I can't with you.
09:18And an anti-inhale mouth guard.
09:21Stop.
09:22Yeah.
09:24It's for protection.
09:27You want to test it out?
09:30It's sharp.
09:31It's very sharp.
09:46Oh my god.
09:49My first shotgun ever.
09:50Julia's teaching me.
09:51Yeah.
09:52All right.
09:53I don't know how to get this with my nails.
09:54Three, two, one.
09:59Did I do it right?
10:05Baby, where are we going today?
10:08And it is so like cold and hot.
10:10I don't even know what to do.
10:11I thought we were taking a beach ride.
10:14Were we not?
10:19Are you kidding me?
10:22What is wrong with you?
10:25No.
10:26Sneeze on me.
10:27No.
10:43Tortilla challenge.
10:44Round two.
10:48Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
10:55Hey, stop turning.
10:57Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
10:58Yes.
11:00Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
11:03You punched me.
11:06She said.
11:08That's not tortilla challenge.
11:10What's up, bro?
11:11What's up?
11:12What's up?
11:17Yeah, it's going to be to go.
11:19I'm going to do the shrimp pasta.
11:23Lemonade.
11:25What do you want?
11:26The honey chicken tenders.
11:27And then my husband's going to do the honey chicken crispers.
11:32With lemonade.
11:33And her husband would like a large Sprite.
11:35With the husband discount.
11:36Because we just got married today, motherfucker.
11:38Did we get the discount?
11:40Did we get the discount?
11:41No, there's no discount.
11:42There's no just married discount.
11:44I'm her husband.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:47That's my wife you're talking to.
11:48Devon.
11:49Sorry, baby.
11:50I mean wifey.
11:53Yeah, he's going to do a lemonade.
11:54He.
11:57Babe.
11:59My husband is going to order the lemonade.
12:01Yeah, strawberry.
12:03Anything else?
12:05Wait.
12:06Anything else?
12:08I know a guy with a tiny dick that sounds like an owl.
12:12Who?
12:16Shit.
12:22Telling him another guy is flirting with me at the gym to see what he does.
12:37Where'd he go?
12:38What?
12:39Where is he?
12:40Where's he?
12:41Where's he at?
12:42He's gone.
12:43He's gone.
12:44I don't know where he is.
12:45What do you mean he's gone?
12:46Where did he go?
12:47Over there?
12:48I don't know.
12:49I don't know.
12:50No, don't go find him.
12:51Are you for real?
12:52Yes.
12:53Seriously?
12:54Yes.
12:55You're not playing with me this time.
12:56No, no.
12:57Stop, Austin.
12:58Seriously.
12:59I'm kidding.
13:08Carlo.
13:09Do you think if I ask for pineapple on the pizza that they'd give it to me?
13:15I don't know, but if you do something so, I can continue to live here.
13:19Why?
13:20It's pineapple.
13:21Everyone does it in America.
13:22I know that in America they do that.
13:23And I try.
13:24It's okay.
13:25It's good.
13:26I can't say that it's not good.
13:27But if somebody knows that you are my fiancée and here you ask pineapple, I can live here.
13:33I can.
13:35That's so dramatic.
13:36So dramatic.
13:37Pineapple on the pizza.