• last month
Road was wrecked.
Transcript
00:00reloading
00:02gunshots
00:04wait
00:06gunshots
00:08gunshots
00:10gunshots
00:12gunshots
00:14wait
00:16are you a hunter?
00:18gunshots
00:20charger
00:22gunshots
00:24oh he spit on me
00:26gunshots
00:28where?
00:30I don't know
00:32gunshots
00:34reloading
00:36fire into the trees dude
00:38just pray
00:40gunshots
00:42gunshots
00:44how did you protect me from what?
00:46there was two zombies that ran up behind you
00:48that was it
00:50I'm reloading
00:52it wasn't much but something like that
00:54reloading
00:56I'm not muted right?
00:58no
01:00ok I'll stop checking
01:02reloading
01:04gunshots
01:06gunshots
01:08I don't get to
01:10reloading
01:12reloading
01:14gotta love the elf ears
01:16gunshots
01:18gunshots
01:20I'm not
01:22sound hoary and I still heard him
01:24I hear
01:26is that a witch?
01:28what was that?
01:30I don't know
01:32gunshots
01:34hold your fire
01:36who the fuck shot me?
01:38me it was SMT though
01:40I'm getting smoked up the hill
01:42into the trees
01:44right back up by the bridge
01:46lewis got me
01:48gunshots
01:50reloading
01:52gunshots
01:54I think we have to go up the ladder
01:56reloading
01:58gunshots
02:00gunshots
02:02reloading
02:04eh
02:06eh nice ass
02:08let's get up that ladder
02:10reloading
02:12here he comes
02:14no
02:16he almost knocked me back down the ladder
02:18gunshots
02:20would it hurt?
02:22gunshots
02:24gunshots
02:26I can't hit her
02:28gunshots
02:30nice
02:32reloading
02:34gunshots
02:36I slapped him
02:38gunshots
02:40gunshots
02:42gunshots
02:44gunshots
02:46gunshots
02:48Reloading!
02:49Reloading!
02:50Get out of my way, bitch.
02:53Think this is the way to go?
02:56You can hear that, right?
02:59Nope.
03:00I thought over here.
03:03I can hear.
03:06Maybe it's just ambient noise.
03:09The ambience.
03:11Molotov and a pipe bomb in here?
03:14Ooh, and a bile bomb.
03:16I like the bile more.
03:18That's a nice stick.
03:21Oh.
03:27Smoking.
03:28Smoking.
03:29Smoking.
03:30Smoking.
03:31Smoking.
03:32Smoking.
03:33Smoking.
03:34Smoking.
03:35Smoking.
03:36Smoking.
03:37Smoking.
03:38Smoking.
03:40Smoker somewhere?
03:41And a charger.
03:44Um, he was having a hell of a time.
03:48He went over that?
03:51Sorry Francis, you were collateral.
03:53How'd he go over the car like that?
03:54There's more pills in here.
03:56In the green box.
04:01There's the smoker next to him.
04:04Nice.
04:08Reloading.
04:09Reloading.
04:13Reloading.
04:15I almost shot you.
04:16I don't know why.
04:17You just kind of scared me.
04:19I look too good.
04:20You do.
04:23I'm actually running out of ammo.
04:26Oh, Jesus.
04:31Reloading.
04:33Reloading.
04:36Oh.
04:40Adrenaline.
04:43Oh, Francis took it.
04:44You son of a bitch.
04:46I hear a jockey.
04:47I see a jockey.
04:52That, wait.
04:56I hear a, another pipe bomb.
04:59I hear another jockey.
05:05I'm getting charged.
05:07I'm getting hunted.
05:08I got knocked over.
05:10Sorry.
05:11Oh my God, that was bad.
05:15Healing.
05:16Cover.
05:17Yeah, that's actually a better idea.
05:18That was wholly bad luck.
05:27Got a weapon here.
05:28Pile bomb.
05:29A magnum, do you want it?
05:31Nah, I take it.
05:32You look good with it.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Wait, there's your second pistol.
05:36Oh, no.
05:38It's in between the thing.
05:39Oh, no.
05:40I actually grabbed the knife.
05:41I saw.
05:42I saw a pile bomb here and pile bomb down there.
05:45I can see from here.
05:46Well, I'm just going to do this.
05:49Fire in the hole.
05:50I hear a horde coming anyway.
05:52Yeah.
05:53And I hear a special zombie too.
06:00Weapons over here.
06:03I shot the piss out of them.
06:06And thank you for weakening them.
06:09Oh, jockey, jockey.
06:13Fucking slap you, bitch.
06:27Very tenacious zombie.
06:29Yeah.
06:35I think I hear a boomer.
06:37There's also a adrenaline shot and a defib unit down there.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:46I also threw a pile bomb, so I hope they go after that too.
06:54I'm standing by the adrenaline shot if you want it.
06:58Nah, take that shit.
07:00I have pills still.
07:02Yeah, me too.
07:03Okay.
07:05Maybe switch and then just take the adrenaline and be like, rude zombie.
07:10Okay, give me the rest of my pills.
07:13You can use them.
07:14We can get this defib unit if you want it, though.
07:18You don't have the med kit.
07:20I have one in spirit.
07:22No.
07:24I love the magnum, dude.
07:27I'm on it.
07:31What if I use that on someone alive?
07:33I don't know.
07:34I think you just smack them with it.
07:36But you can have my med kit.
07:38You have used my med kit since you picked it up for me.
07:40The way he died.
07:42Where?
07:43Right here.
07:44His legs up.
07:45Dude, his head is gone.
07:49Yeah, but he's doing the Captain Morgan pose on this.
07:54Alright, let's go.
07:56Up this ladder?
08:00Why couldn't you just jump?
08:02I don't know.
08:04I did.
08:08What?
08:09I'll hunt her as well.
08:10Hold the splitter.
08:12Reloading.
08:14You're a hunter.
08:19Roger.
08:22Hunter.
08:24I don't know.
08:26Reloading.
08:36Reloading.
08:37Alright.
08:48Reloading.
08:54Even if I kill zombies that look like they're going to hit you.
08:57Oh, jockey.
08:59It never says I saved anyone.
09:02It's weird.
09:04Charger.
09:07I caught Boomer.
09:13Oh, no.
09:15Is that my Boomer bile?
09:17Just so there's another target?
09:30Oh, you protected Francis.
09:32Yeah.
09:36Oh, the safe room is right here.
09:37Oh.
09:38Cool.
09:44There's an adrenaline shot up here.
09:46And an axe.
09:50Do we though, Francis?
09:53Um.
09:54You ready?
09:55Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:56Okay.
09:57Oh.
09:58No.
09:59Yep.
10:00That was.
10:01It's my favorite.
10:04Are you ready?
10:05Yep.
10:07My magnum's on the floor if you want it.
10:13Alright, I'm closing it.
10:18I'm sorry.
10:24It's a shame they don't give the katana.
10:29It's not in this one?
10:31Um.
10:32Not until we get into the second game's levels, I think.
10:35That's what I thought.
10:38So, actually, if you want the machete.
10:41Nope, I'm not a melee fan.