にけつッ!! 2024年10月01日 【ゲストは囲碁将棋】間違えて家解体…文田の謎の行動を追及
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00:00Thank you very much.
00:22Mr. Jinya, did you see that?
00:24What?
00:25The Earthlings.
00:26Oh, I saw it.
00:28At least I watched it.
00:31Pierre Taki said,
00:32I've had enough.
00:33He said it about 400 times.
00:35I've had enough.
00:37He said, I've had enough.
00:39He did.
00:41It was very interesting.
00:44I'm sure many of you have seen it.
00:47I know where the incident started.
00:51There was an old inn there.
00:54It's still a high-rise apartment.
00:58I wanted to stay at that inn once.
01:01There are such places in the city.
01:03Yes, there are.
01:04In the middle of Ebisu.
01:05Yes, there are.
01:06And in Shibuya.
01:08I was wondering what it was like.
01:10But I felt like it wasn't open.
01:14Sometimes there was a light on.
01:18I saw four people in suits.
01:22They bowed and left.
01:24I've never seen that before.
01:26I think it was Kouji Yamamoto.
01:28He was on that side.
01:30Maybe.
01:31Yes.
01:32In the drama,
01:34it was 1.1 billion yen.
01:37It was 5.5 billion yen.
01:39It was a scam.
01:41If they formed a team like that,
01:46it was a scam.
01:47It was the worst.
01:49There are people who can't join.
01:51Yes, there are.
01:54There are many people who are good at it.
01:58If you join such a team,
02:00Takahashi.
02:01He's good at it.
02:03He's good at whatever he does.
02:05He's good at it.
02:07He can do anything but scams.
02:09Yes, he can.
02:10In the shop,
02:12it's better not to say that.
02:15What do you mean?
02:16The staff says,
02:18thank you.
02:19Yes, yes.
02:20Huh?
02:21I'm not with anyone.
02:23How much are you cheating?
02:28You're all tied to that.
02:32He's not showing his face.
02:34He's doing a good job.
02:36It's crazy.
02:38It's like a recent story.
02:40It's crazy.
02:42You can feel the heat.
02:44It's like a few years ago.
02:46A few moments ago.
02:48It's crazy.
02:50It's amazing.
02:54Takahashi is good at everything.
02:56He's good at everything.
02:58He's the one who can't join.
03:00Shishigashira's...
03:02Wakita?
03:03Wakita.
03:04No, not Wakita.
03:06Not Shishigashira?
03:08Morishita from Nanamagari.
03:12You can play a role of peeing.
03:14No, no, no.
03:16It's impossible.
03:18You're alone.
03:20I'm alone.
03:21I have to climb the stairs.
03:23I have to get off.
03:25I have to get off.
03:27I have to buy a coke.
03:29I have to buy a coke.
03:31I have to buy a hot coffee.
03:33I have to do that.
03:35Besides that,
03:37I have to do something for women.
03:39Is that so?
03:41I've never heard of his story about women.
03:43He fell in love with a convenience store clerk.
03:45He bought a small thing for 10,000 yen.
03:47He took it to her.
03:49He put it in a bottle and held it.
03:53It's like the legend of the serial killer.
03:57He said,
03:59Did you hear that, Julia?
04:01I'm talking about Omiya Night.
04:03Omiya theater?
04:05There was an all-night live at Omiya theater.
04:07Everyone lined up in a chair.
04:09It was in the middle of the night.
04:11We talked about something erotic.
04:13We talked about something erotic.
04:15We talked about something erotic.
04:17We talked about something erotic.
04:19Morishita said,
04:23No, no, no, no.
04:25It's not good.
04:27Everyone was trying to go to the back row.
04:29Everyone was trying to go to the back row.
04:31They held their pee.
04:33They held it.
04:35I said, if you want to go to Morishita, why don't you go to Benjo?
04:39He said, no.
04:41I said, why?
04:45Morishita said,
04:51a chinko came out of the chair
04:55and tried to enter Morishita's studio.
04:59I said, don't shift that.
05:01He said, another chinko came out of the chair.
05:05I said, don't shift that.
05:07He said, there are five chinkos here.
05:11I was serious.
05:13From Morishita, it's the truth.
05:15I said, don't shift that.
05:17I said, don't shift that.
05:19He said, it's true.
05:21I said, don't shift that.
05:23I said, don't shift that.
05:25I said, don't shift that.
05:27He said, what?
05:29There was a female guest.
05:31I said, why don't you switch with my chair?
05:35He's a person who listens well.
05:37I switched.
05:39I was sitting there.
05:41I saw the woman sitting there.
05:43I said, don't shift that.
05:45I said, don't shift that.
05:47I said, don't shift that.
05:49I said, don't shift that.
05:51I said, don't shift that.
05:53I said, don't shift that.
05:55What's with this long intro?
05:57I'm not tasty at all.
05:59I'm not tasty at all.
06:01I'm not tasty at all.
06:03Like Makita,
06:05You're not tasty.
06:07I'm not tasty at all.
06:09Today, we have a special guest here.
06:11Today, we have a special guest here.
06:13Please come to the stage.
06:15These people, please.
06:17He's a talented young man.
06:22I respect him.
06:23Yes, I do.
06:25I'm happy to hear that.
06:28Thanks.
06:28He's incredible.
06:29I was just talking about Morishita.
06:32What?
06:33We were in the same room that day.
06:35Oh, right.
06:36Yeah.
06:36We started playing late at night.
06:39Yeah.
06:39And I asked him what he was doing passed by.
06:42He told me that.
06:43He told me that Jingo was playing.
06:45It was so interesting.
06:46I told them not to tell the audience.
06:48But no one laughed at me.
06:52So I tried to tell them somehow.
06:55I told them many times.
06:59But I couldn't tell them until the end.
07:01I couldn't tell them at all.
07:02But it's true.
07:04Morishita is coming in from here.
07:05From his point of view, it's the truth.
07:08It's a simple fact.
07:10I couldn't help but feel pain all the time.
07:12The seats in the Omiya theater are getting lower and lower.
07:16It seems to grow every time.
07:18Morishita can't cope with small changes even if the seats are lowered.
07:23So I told them to put it in.
07:28What?
07:28I told them to put it in.
07:29I suggested it once.
07:31You told them to put it in.
07:32I said, what if I accept it?
07:33Because it didn't grow.
07:35But I thought I could accept it.
07:37But I said, it really hurts.
07:40I couldn't accept it.
07:42I live in a beautiful house now.
07:46But I can't eat at home.
07:48Did you eat at the entrance?
07:50I went out and sat on the stairs.
07:55The air and the room don't go in.
07:58What?
07:59The dirty air in the room doesn't go in.
08:06Do you have no choice but to go out?
08:08So how do you kiss a girl who ate at your house?
08:14I can't do that.
08:16That's good.
08:17How do you do that?
08:18That's good.
08:20Speaking of the house, there was a great story before.
08:24Which one was it?
08:25I saw it.
08:26You saw it?
08:26Yes.
08:27The house was destroyed without permission.
08:32The house next door was destroyed.
08:34It was destroyed and destroyed a lot.
08:38I saw the picture, but it was terrible.
08:41It was completely destroyed.
08:42It was completely destroyed.
08:43I moved out of the house.
08:46I said I would ask for about 1 million yen.
08:50It took a while to move out of the house.
08:54Isn't it cheap?
08:55It's cheap.
08:57It's cheap.
08:581 million yen.
08:58But it became an episode.
09:00I thought it was okay.
09:01I didn't need money.
09:04Because you can talk about it in an episode.
09:05When I talked to my family, they said it was okay.
09:09I said I would ask for 1 million yen.
09:12They said they would pay me as much as I wanted.
09:16I got a call from the insurance company.
09:18I thought I was going to get off the insurance.
09:21I went to the moving company.
09:25I didn't have anything in particular.
09:26Keep it.
09:27That's right.
09:29I didn't have anything in particular.
09:31I was like a liar.
09:32I didn't have anything in particular.
09:34I was told I couldn't pay.
09:37I thought I couldn't help it if I had a fight with the insurance company.
09:40I went to the moving company.
09:44I was told to decide whether the insurance company would pay me or not.
09:48I said I would pay money.
09:51I said I would collect whatever I had.
09:53At first I said I didn't need anything.
09:56I was like a person behind the scenes.
09:59I wanted it no matter what.
10:01I didn't want it.
10:03I felt like I had to get 1 million yen while I was talking to the insurance company.
10:08That's right.
10:09It's been a long time since I moved.
10:10How did it go?
10:11I don't have anything in particular.
10:14What?
10:16When will you get 1 million yen?
10:17I don't think I can get it.
10:19You can't get it if you leave it as it is.
10:20When did you talk about it?
10:22This year.
10:25No, last year.
10:26Is the settlement over?
10:28The settlement will be made in December or March.
10:32I don't have any budget for the company.
10:36What are you doing?
10:39It's a waste of 1 million yen.
10:411 million yen?
10:42I'm getting angry.
10:45It's too late.
10:46The judges are in trouble now.
10:50Why didn't you do anything?
10:52If you say you have a receipt for moving, it will come out.
10:56You can get it later.
10:59You can get it while you have a record.
11:00You can't get it if you move.
11:02Because if you break the house, you can't get it.
11:04That's right.
11:06The average rent for moving is 1 million yen.
11:10You can't get it.
11:13I don't know.
11:15What don't you know?
11:17I don't know myself.
11:19If I were a partner, I would get it.
11:20I will do my best.
11:24I'm a man who can't get angry for myself.
11:27I'm a man who gets angry for my friends.
11:29You are like a hero.
11:33You are an all-nighter.
11:36I'm a partner of KENKOBA and JUNIOR.
11:39I can be a loan guarantor.
11:42You can be a loan guarantor.
11:42You can't take it.
11:44It's not that easy.
11:45You can't be a partner.
11:47If my house is broken, I will be angry.
11:53I will do everything.
11:54When I was in trouble, everything was broken.
11:58That's amazing.
12:00What happened?
12:01I went to a Chinese restaurant once.
12:05I went to a Chinese restaurant like a chain store.
12:08Before that, please explain DOJAS.
12:12I'm a little curious.
12:14What happened to the Chinese restaurant?
12:16This is the T-shirt I'm wearing on the 365th day.
12:20I'm wearing NOMO's sweatshirt.
12:22NOMO HIDEYO is everyone's favorite.
12:25I'm wearing NOMO's sweatshirt.
12:27Isn't it OOTANI?
12:29OOTANI is a little feverish now.
12:31You are wearing DOJAS again.
12:33DOJAS's No. 16 is a funny guy called WILL SMITH.
12:39I'm a fan of WILL SMITH.
12:41The fourth catcher is WILL SMITH.
12:44Do you like NOMO?
12:45I like NOMO.
12:47I always get this from ABE of POISON GIRL BAND.
12:50I have 30 to 40 of them.
12:52I throw away all my other clothes.
12:54I spend a lot of time with this.
12:55I'll buy it for you because I see it once in a while.
12:58Is that true?
12:58I was curious when I saw it in Hawaii.
13:03I was wondering what it was like.
13:04I really want it.
13:06There are many NOMO goods in the United States.
13:09Is that true?
13:10It seems that there are few NOMO goods in Japan.
13:11ABE almost bought it.
13:14It seems that there are few NOMO goods in Japan.
13:15I'm sorry to hear that.
13:17I went to a Chinese restaurant.
13:18We ate Chinese food after having a barbecue.
13:24I went to a Chinese restaurant after that.
13:25I was a little hungry.
13:27You went to a Chinese restaurant after having a barbecue.
13:27I went to a Chinese restaurant after having a barbecue.
13:30I wanted to go for a drink.
13:31You went to a Chinese restaurant too early.
13:33You were young.
13:35I was eating Chinese food.
13:36There was a family of my juniors.
13:39There was a family of my juniors.
13:42The three of them were aggressive.
13:44As soon as they entered the restaurant, they said,
13:45I'm going to have a drink with you.
13:47They were loud.
13:49You can't say that.
13:51They said, three beers.
13:52You can hear that from everyone.
13:53They didn't even sit down.
13:54They were very loud.
13:56I thought the guests were coming in.
13:57We were excited.
13:59We were getting quieter.
14:01We were eating and going home.
14:04They were even louder.
14:07I drank beer for the first time.
14:09They said, curry.
14:12I've never heard of beer.
14:14I don't drink beer, but it's spicy.
14:16It's dry.
14:17They said, curry.
14:19It's written on the bottom of the bottle.
14:22They said, is it spicy?
14:24They said, is it spicy?
14:26I thought it was the worst.
14:27I wanted to go home early.
14:28I sat down and went to the accounting department.
14:31There was a guy who was boxing with one of our juniors.
14:35I saw them.
14:37They said, what are you looking at?
14:40I was about to go, so I told them to stop.
14:45I said, let's go home.
14:46I pushed him to the edge.
14:48I tried to pay the bill.
14:49One of them ran to the bill.
14:52He hit his junior.
14:55He said, where are you looking at?
14:59He said, where are you looking at?
15:01He suddenly got angry.
15:03He hit his junior.
15:05The first thing he said when he got angry was,
15:07put on the timer.
15:10I don't like the word timer.
15:13I don't want to put on the timer.
15:15There's a four-letter word that starts with Ki.
15:22Put on the timer, Ki 0000.
15:24Put on the timer, Ki 0000.
15:26He kept saying that.
15:29Is that you?
15:32He didn't look like he could put on the timer.
15:37But he did.
15:40He was big.
15:41He was big.
15:42He said, shut up.
15:46He put on the timer again.
15:49He said, what are you looking at?
15:51Shut up, put on the timer.
15:55He didn't look like he could put on the timer.
16:01He said, I'm sorry.
16:05He said, shut up, shut up.
16:07He said, I'm sorry.
16:09He put on the timer.
16:11That's not what I meant.
16:14He said, put on the timer.
16:16That's not what I meant.
16:18Why?
16:20That's not what I meant.
16:24You said everything you understood.
16:26No, I didn't.
16:28It's Ki and Ki.
16:30I'm not.
16:32I'm not.
16:34It's Ki and Ki.
16:36I'm not Ki.
16:42Can I ask you something?
16:44He said, put on the timer.
16:46He said, put on the timer.
16:48He went outside.
16:50He went outside.
16:53He said he wasn't going to go outside.
16:59It was a joker.
17:01Shirakawa was at his limit.
17:09I said, I'm sorry and then he went outside.
17:15I said that three times and he was scared.
17:19I was too worried.
17:21It's great, isn't it?
17:23It's great, isn't it?
17:25I'm happy.
17:27I'm really happy that Mr. Kenkoma said that.
17:29He said to his junior who was doing boxing,
17:32Why did you do that? Apologize!
17:34and he got angry.
17:38He kept saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:40What did you apologize for?
17:44What did you apologize for?
17:46And my family...
17:48You're not a man.
17:49My family was there, so my wife was there,
17:52and my junior hit me in front of my wife.
17:58It's amazing, really.
18:00He did everything.
18:01His wife was there,
18:05so he shouldn't have fought.
18:08He shouldn't have.
18:09He should have regretted it.
18:11Right?
18:12That's why it's the most fun.
18:14That's right.
18:15First of all, this guy is weird.
18:17The moment he said, Where are you looking at?
18:20I couldn't get angry.
18:21Where are you looking at?
18:23I couldn't get angry.
18:25He's always noisy.
18:27I don't like him.
18:28His attitude towards the store.
18:30That's right.
18:31When I think about the store,
18:33I get angry.
18:34The store is a friend.
18:35The store is a friend.
18:36Since when is it a friend?
18:37I have to protect it.
18:38You're getting money.
18:39When this store is going to collapse,
18:41I want to collapse, too.
18:43If I get angry.
18:48When we were riding a motorcycle,
18:50we were riding a motorcycle like this.
18:52With two legs.
18:53I'm sorry.
18:54When we were riding a motorcycle with two legs,
18:57he was grinning.
18:59I said something good.
19:00He wasn't that good.
19:01He was good.
19:02He was definitely good.
19:03He was grinning.
19:04I said something really good.
19:06I'm sorry.
19:07When we were riding a motorcycle,
19:10a car suddenly came out in front of us.
19:15I started driving with my head down.
19:17He was staring at me.
19:18I was driving from the left.
19:19I didn't like it.
19:20When I pulled out from the left,
19:21the car slid to the left.
19:23I kept driving.
19:26I was really scared.
19:28When the car came out to the right,
19:31I looked through the gap and was really on the left.
19:33By chance, the traffic light turned red.
19:36I knew that the car would definitely come from behind.
19:40I was scared.
19:41Fumita was behind me.
19:43He was called Taichi.
19:44The car behind me stopped at the red light.
19:46If the car came out,
19:48I would go to him.
19:50I couldn't forgive him.
19:52He was in the way of his partner.
19:54He could have died.
19:55That's right.
19:56By chance,
19:58he came.
20:00He stopped at the red light.
20:02He didn't have a family?
20:03He didn't have a family.
20:04Just the two of them.
20:05By chance,
20:07he dropped his driver's seat.
20:10When he looked back,
20:11Fumita was gone.
20:12He was gone.
20:13He was gone.
20:15He was gone.
20:16Where did you see?
20:18He was at the red light.
20:20He was at the red light.
20:22He was at the red light.
20:24He was the one.
20:26He was the one.
20:28The driver smelled alcohol.
20:31He said,
20:32Taichi is drinking alcohol.
20:33The police called him.
20:35He got on the bike.
20:36The car ran away.
20:38He should have gone this way.
20:40He should have gone this way.
20:41He should have chased him.
20:43He didn't know what he was doing.
20:45He was driving by himself.
20:47He left him alone.
20:49He didn't have a family.
20:51He didn't have a family.
20:52He didn't have a family.
20:54When you have a family,
20:56Yes.
20:57You should go to comedy.
20:59It's good that he went to comedy.
21:01He should have run away.
21:03He was broken.
21:04He should have run away.
21:06He should have run away.
21:08He forgave him.
21:10He laughed because it was funny.
21:14Today's guest was Shogi Igo.
21:24He is a man of justice.
21:26He is a man of justice.
21:28Yes.
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