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00:00Rock sent me a compilation of all the times we freaked out whenever the rockets come from his hands and we're like,
00:04Oh my god, rockets from his hands!
00:06That type of freaked out. I love it.
00:08I love it.
00:11It's like when we're like, they have radios! You know?
00:14God, Aaron's ffff...
00:16Let go of that man's rod.
00:18Snap it!
00:20Stab him!
00:21Yeah, just like the new guy.
00:22No!
00:24Whoa.
00:27Ooh.
00:28Dude, he's summoning dogs all the time.
00:30Dude, he's stunnin' on it. He made...
00:32Oh no, Kagashi!
00:36Oh, the lightning blade.
00:38Oh no.
00:39The visual jutsu.
00:41He has a better visual jutsu.
00:47That's okay. That's a non-lethal. You'll be fine.
00:49Next week.
00:51That's a stupid question.
00:53That's a stupid question.
00:55What is happening?
00:57It's like a pause.
00:59He has a pause eye.
01:01You ever play that game with red light?
01:03No.
01:05It's called this?
01:11Dude.
01:13Is he big or is that force perspective?
01:15He's not big.
01:17They're all the same.
01:27Yeah, look at it.
01:31Stop doing the same thing.
01:36Is that a lightning dog, dude?
01:38Can we call him Sparky?
01:40Sparky!
01:42Oh.
01:46Another one.
01:48Watch out, he might have missiles!
01:50Oh my gosh, missiles!
01:54You just never expect missiles
01:57to come out of a head.
01:59Especially out of a toe head guy.
02:01Oh dude, that was so great!
02:05That's because he can see you from the other guy.
02:07He doesn't know that yet, right?
02:09He doesn't.
02:23Alright, so how do we separate?
02:25That guy's jutsu is missiles.
02:35My thumb can't do that.
02:37Oh my gosh!
02:39He has a tail saw!
02:41Did you see his tail?
02:43Beaver tail saw!
02:45I saw it.
02:47Nothing like a beaver tail.
02:51He can just pull and push things.
02:53That's his ability.
02:57Horse tail can eat them.
03:01Take that.
03:03He's got a star wars laser?
03:05He's got a black hole!
03:07No!
03:09Don't suck me into his hole!
03:16Praise Sparky!
03:18Praise Sparky!
03:20What?
03:23Now they're big, Eric!
03:25Well, I think they're getting smaller.
03:27We got one.
03:29Well, I guess he got three.
03:39Shit!
03:43It's hard to explode.
03:45Come on, Chakra.
03:49Yeah!
03:51Bigger punch, baby!
03:53Oh, what's that?
03:55It's like a Star Trek thing.
03:57Oh, there's a chainsaw!
03:59Oh my god, this is so cool!
04:01Boost Roda!
04:03He's gonna shoot back at you!
04:05Watch out, he's gonna shoot back at you!
04:07Look at that!
04:09Not the sickle.
04:17This animation is so good.
04:19It went right back, and then there's the explosion,
04:21and then he covers his escape.
04:23Using himself as the epicenter,
04:25his jutsu allows him to pull in
04:27or push objects away,
04:29similar to the magnetic laws of attraction
04:31and repulsion.
04:33But it seems he can't use that jutsu continuously.
04:35I know for certain
04:37that there's an interval of time
04:39before he can activate the next jutsu.
04:41The interval's between...
04:43Is it between the push and pull?
04:46I mean, he stops multiple things,
04:48so he must have to...
04:50There's a push!
04:52Oh!
04:54Surprise!
04:56There's a stop.
04:58Now, can he do it again?
05:00Push!
05:12Dude!
05:14Alright, alright.
05:16Now, stab him.
05:18They're holding on to chains
05:20that were underneath him.
05:22That grabs him as he pulls away!
05:30Use your own power against you,
05:32and it holds you in place.
05:38Come on, come on.
05:40Take one pain down.
05:42Not the thumb, guy!
05:48What was in there?
05:52No!
05:54Pa!
05:56He slipped in front of his son.
06:00I was too late.
06:04It's over.
06:06But just to be
06:08absolutely safe,
06:11I'll keep my distance.
06:13Oh my god, this looks really...
06:15Do something.
06:17I don't want no pain.
06:21No, come on.
06:23No! What, really?
06:35What'd you write? Cross it out.
06:37Throw it down.
06:39Slugs! Slugs! Slugs!
06:41Save Kakashi slugs!
06:43This is bad. Everyone,
06:45we must hurry!
06:47He is a robot.
06:49It's all he is. He's just a machine.
06:53He's not even, like,
06:55an art machine. He just looks like an art machine.
06:57Pa!
06:59Did you see that?
07:01He took the hit for him.
07:03You tried to save me.
07:05Cry later, child.
07:07If you can still move,
07:09you must report
07:11Pain's abilities to Lady Tsunade
07:13and have her set up
07:15countermeasures. Mourn later.
07:17You must hurry.
07:19Run!
07:21But I... I can't...
07:23I just...
07:25Don't let Chozo's sacrifice
07:27be in vain.
07:29Oh my gosh.
07:33Missiles? They have missiles?
07:38Pa...
07:40Thank you for everything you've done.
07:42Just watch.
07:44Oh, fuck, buddy. Come on.
07:46Eat it! Fucking take a bite of that shit!
07:48With the chakra I have left, it's impossible
07:50to destroy its entire body.
07:52And if I use that jutsu one more time,
07:54I'll exhaust all
07:56my stamina and chakra.
07:58Without a doubt, I'll...
08:02This information must get
08:04to those who still live.
08:07Right now, this is the only way
08:09to save the Hidden Leaf Village.
08:11Dang it.
08:21He just
08:23took it away. Eat it!
08:25Oh, did that with the nail?
08:33Jesus, Kakashi.
08:35You are just so cool.
08:37I can't read any of those.
08:39Well,
08:41it seems that
08:43this is it for me, too.
08:46Obito.
08:48Rin.
08:50Take care of Rin, Kakashi.
08:54Obito.
09:01This is as far as it goes.
09:04Me being your eyes.
09:08I don't want to show everyone.
09:12I couldn't even protect Rin.
09:14I broke my promise to you.
09:16Obito.
09:18Rin.
09:20Sensei.
09:30Don't follow them to Ninja Heaven.
09:33Maybe they're leaving him there.
09:35Maybe it's not your time.
09:37Dang it.
09:47Who's that?
10:03Where to begin,
10:05father?
10:07What?
10:09What is it, my lady?
10:13Lady Tsunade.
10:15Dang it, he's dead.
10:29My apologies.
10:32Let us continue.
10:34We figured out one of the enemy's profiles.
10:36Yes, go on.
10:38He's male.
10:40Appears to be between 25 and 30 years of age.
10:42Distinguishing features are six nose piercings
10:44and seven studs in each ear.
10:46His ability
10:48is a jutsu that simulates magnetism.
10:50However, after he uses
10:52either of those jutsu, there's a five-second
10:54interval in which he can't utilize
10:56another jutsu. Five seconds is huge.
10:58Five seconds, that's all?
11:01Chouza assisted Kakashi-sensei
11:03against two of the enemy.
11:05I believe I was the only one
11:07who didn't perish in the battle.
11:09You must go back to Chouza
11:11and get him to the
11:13hospital now.
11:15He can still be saved.
11:17Okay, so Chouza's not dead, but
11:19she can feel it.
11:21Yes.
11:28He was holding her together.
11:31Kakashi! It's Kakashi-sensei!
11:35Just hurry, Chouji.
11:37She didn't say to go get him to the hospital.