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Let's Start A Cult Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member (Stavros Halkias) teams up with his former leader (Wes Haney) to rebuild their group, gathering a gang of awkward outcasts determined to fulfill their transcendent destiny.



directed by Ben Kitnick

starring Stavros Halkias, Wes Haney, Ethan Suplee, CM Punk, Sarafina Vecchio, Leslie Zang, Rajat Suresh, Jeremy Levick

release date October 25, 2024 (in theaters)
Transcript
00:00Why do you think you're ready to transcend?
00:03I mean, because it sounds sick, honestly.
00:06Getting slurped up.
00:09God's watching.
00:11Me and you forever.
00:13Forever.
00:17Guys?
00:23Authorities speculate that this was a doomsday cult
00:26and have released this photo.
00:28Authorities ask for any information
00:30regarding the red-haired man in the center.
00:35Why aren't you dead?
00:37I did die, champ. I was sent back to get you.
00:39You couldn't transcend without me.
00:41We need each other.
00:42What's up?
00:44I cannot wait to get some followers.
00:46So you guys are like a family?
00:47That's right. No brothers barging in on your privacy.
00:50Stop eating off! It's time to go to work!
00:52No Uncle Aaron stuffing you in a sleeping bag,
00:54not letting your ass out,
00:56screaming like,
00:58like, help me!
01:00This is Diane, and I feel like she might be
01:02exactly the kind of person we're looking for.
01:04Nothing, nothing, nothing!
01:09The family grows stronger with another member.
01:11I'm Jim Smith.
01:13Three balls Billy!
01:14You picked up a hitchhiker who may well be a murderer.
01:16Hey guys, my name is Bull.
01:18You know who I am?
01:19Are you kidding me right now?
01:20What the hell is he doing?
01:26Hey! The gravel has scraped my teeth!