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Nineties Eastenders (17th March 1997)
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00:29Hello, Mr Hills.
00:32You'll have to remind me.
00:34Sue, Walford Christian Fellowship.
00:36Oh, right.
00:37Is she very cross with me?
00:38Who, Sarah? Why? Should she be?
00:40Well, I was supposed to come round yesterday, only something came up.
00:43Oh, you're the one she's doing the Easter service with, right.
00:45Yeah, is she in?
00:46No, she's round at her brother's.
00:48The new baby came home last night.
00:49She wanted to pop in and see her, but she went off to school.
00:51Oh, well, would it be all right if I called on her there?
00:53Let's see why not.
00:5447 Albert Square.
00:55Next to the Vic.
00:59This morning, you've been going at your boyfriend for six weeks now.
01:02Only last night he began to complain about my snogging technique.
01:06He says I don't kiss properly.
01:08I'm so unhappy.
01:09Please can you give me some tips as to how I can kiss better?
01:12Gross. What did she say?
01:13Is it your kissing technique that you have to change, or possibly your boyfriend?
01:16How predictable.
01:17It's the opinion you have of yourself that counts, not what some boy says.
01:21If he doesn't like your kisses, I'll bet there are plenty of other lads out there that will.
01:24It couldn't have anything to do with the fact you're just a lousy kisser.
01:27You don't even open her mouth.
01:29If you're going to have this kind of conversation, can you go and have it somewhere else, please?
01:36I always used to say I left my homework on the bus.
01:39I'm really sorry, Robbie, but I haven't got time to talk.
01:46She's not been here.
01:47Only her dad says she was around here seeing the baby.
01:50Congratulations.
01:51Excuse me.
01:52The baby's here.
01:53Sarah didn't say anything to you about coming over, did she?
01:55No.
01:56Don't let the baby get cold.
01:57I won't.
01:59Sorry.
02:00Anything else?
02:01Oh, thanks.
02:02No.
02:04Thank you very much.
02:05See you soon. Cheers.
02:06Oh, here she is.
02:09Isn't she beautiful?
02:11I say.
02:13Has she got a name?
02:14No, not yet.
02:15Tiff's still deciding.
02:16Could have a long wait on her hands.
02:18Babies are a great blessing.
02:20But a lot of hard work, too.
02:22I know what I'm talking about.
02:24Oh, have you met Neil and Tony?
02:26Yeah, Sanjay's mum.
02:27Pleased to meet you.
02:28You're the father, are you?
02:29No, Grant Mitchell.
02:31I just live with her.
02:32Or rather, we both do.
02:34Tiffany's Simon's sister?
02:36Of course.
02:37But she's also our lodger.
02:40And Grant Mitchell?
02:41Mum, I'll explain it all later, all right?
02:43Oh, look, she's just waking up.
02:46Oh, say.
02:47Goodness me.
02:48Isn't she beautiful?
02:54It's Robbie, isn't it?
02:56Oh, hello.
02:57Sue, Walford Christian Fellowship.
02:58Oh, yeah, right.
02:59Yeah, I'm looking for Sarah.
03:01In there.
03:03Right.
03:04Thanks.
03:05My mum is so strict.
03:06She won't let me wear a bra or shave my legs
03:08and makes me go to bed at half past nine.
03:10All my friends are out having fun with boys
03:12while I'm stuck in a lane.
03:13Look, I've asked you before.
03:14Now, will you please shut up?
03:18Hey.
03:19What did you get to yesterday?
03:21Look, that's what I've come to explain.
03:23I spent all afternoon waiting for you.
03:25Something came up.
03:26I could have been here with getting on with my homework.
03:28And it's got me handed even half an hour.
03:30I'm really sorry.
03:32Why didn't you phone?
03:33And then at least I'd have known.
03:34Can we talk?
03:35You know how close we are to Easter.
03:37Well, that's just it.
03:39I think you'd be better off doing the service by yourself.
03:42Are you backing out on me?
03:44I'm not so sure if it was such a good idea in the first place.
03:47What are you talking about?
03:48I've just got a lot on at the moment.
03:50You know, I haven't got the time.
03:51You don't have time?
03:52For the group?
03:53We always had time before.
03:54Look, the thing is, I've spoken to Alistair.
03:56Oh, yeah?
03:57And he says that he's perfectly prepared to run the service by himself
03:59if he felt that you couldn't cope.
04:01You two have been talking about me behind my back?
04:02No, we were just discussing the situation.
04:04Well, you clearly had time for that.
04:06And now you've decided that I won't be able to cope?
04:08Well, I can.
04:09Sarah, come.
04:13What's up?
04:14It's all right.
04:15What's happened?
04:16Sarah.
04:17I'm going to be late for school.
04:22I'm just getting a cup of tea. Do you want one?
04:24What was all that about?
04:43It's all right.
04:45I'm not having a very good day either.
04:47See, Mum sent me a post-nance birthday present
04:50and I suppose that just doesn't help for another half an hour.
04:59Come on.
05:00Come on what?
05:01Just now, you and the Virgin Mary.
05:03Oh, she was upset.
05:04What about?
05:05I don't know. She didn't say.
05:07You make a lovely couple.
05:08Oh, shut up, will you?
05:09Well, you hear stories, don't you?
05:10About bridesmaids and the groom.
05:12Is that why you wanted to be one so much?
05:13Leave it out.
05:14More touchy.
05:15Come into the florist later.
05:17Are you sure about this?
05:18Oh, Ricky.
05:19It's just going to cost a deck of church out in flowers.
05:21And what happens to them afterwards?
05:22But you're a great flower, so we're going to add flowers.
05:24Pick up after school, yeah?
05:26Where are you going?
05:27To work.
05:28I've got to pay for this lot somehow.
05:29Have you thought any more about her best man?
05:31Yeah, yeah.
05:34I just feel so let down.
05:36I mean, when it was first suggested, she couldn't have been more keen.
05:39And now I'm having to do the whole thing by myself.
05:42I thought she was my friend.
05:44And now she's saying,
05:45well, don't you let Alistair do it?
05:46Well, the whole point of us doing it was so that Alistair wouldn't be doing it.
05:49Yeah, well, that's why he's got to drop out, isn't it?
05:51I've told you, Alistair wants to control people's minds.
05:54That's not true.
05:55He's controlling us.
05:56Don't be silly.
05:57You've been avoiding me, haven't you?
05:59A few guesses, he's behind that.
06:01I haven't been avoiding you.
06:03You're upsetting me.
06:05So Alistair didn't say anything?
06:09He's inside your mind, Sarah, and he's telling you what to do.
06:12I don't like it when you talk like this, Joe.
06:14You don't want to know the truth?
06:15Ask him about Em and Sue.
06:17What about Em and Sue?
06:18Just ask him.
06:20I know about him and Sue.
06:21They're engaged to be married.
06:23Oh, well, I suppose that makes it all right, then.
06:25The other week, after that party, after the Bible meeting,
06:28I can't make sad snogging on the doorstep.
06:31Maybe they're having to get married.
06:35Alistair's not like that.
06:36Sarah, do not trust him.
06:38The reason why he doesn't want you to run this service
06:40is because he doesn't want you to think you're on thoughts.
06:42That's not true.
06:43Well, why Sue Buckingham, then?
06:45She's just a being of others.
06:47Think about it.
06:54You're so wrong, Joe.
06:57Not this time, Sarah.
07:01I've just had some bad news.
07:03George is going away on business the day after tomorrow.
07:05He won't be back till next week.
07:07So?
07:08So he won't be able to come to me and Ben's birthday party, will he?
07:10Well, I'm sure he'll survive.
07:11Yes, but will I?
07:12So I've told him we're bringing the party forward to tomorrow night.
07:15I've already spoken to Kathy and she's agreed.
07:17I ain't got you a present yet.
07:18Well, you'd better get your skates on then, hadn't you?
07:20Right, I'm off to see Tiffany and the baby.
07:22They came home last night. Are you coming with me?
07:24It's not a good idea.
07:26Oh, come on, don't be silly. You're her husband.
07:28There'll be a thousand things won't do and you should be there.
07:31I don't think so.
07:32Look, if not for her sake, your own,
07:34you're going to regret not having this special time with your daughter, Grant.
07:38Listen, Mum, I think there's something you should know.
07:40What's that?
07:41We're running short of time.
07:43Well, I'll see to it.
07:44What did you want to say, Grant?
07:45Er, later, Mum.
07:46What's going on?
07:47Later, OK.
07:48Oh, all right then.
07:51What do you think you're playing at? I was just about to tell her about a divorce.
07:53I know you were.
07:54What?
07:55I didn't want you to tell her.
07:56Well, why not?
07:57Because you're rushing into things again.
07:58But I want to marry you.
07:59Grant, no.
08:00And I can't marry you when I'm still married to me.
08:02Will you stop it?
08:03What's up?
08:04I don't like you talking like this.
08:05That's the way I feel. What's going on? Come on.
08:07You say one thing and you do another.
08:09What?
08:10You make all of these promises,
08:11and the next thing I know you're rushing back to the hospital.
08:14Oh, is that it?
08:16Yes, that's it.
08:17Well, what was I supposed to do?
08:19Oh, come on, Grant.
08:20You wanted to be there. Don't pretend.
08:22All right, I'm sorry.
08:24I hurt your feelings.
08:26I was thoughtless.
08:27But it might be my baby, right?
08:29And that's who I wanted to see, not Tiffany.
08:32And when I say I'm getting a divorce, I'm not making it up.
08:35So why are you still wearing your wedding ring, then?
08:39It's not a problem.
08:42It just needs a bit of soap, that's all.
08:45You've got to do this, Bea.
08:47I mean, you get all these presents and stuff,
08:49and everyone does everything for you.
08:51I haven't even had to make myself a cup of tea.
08:53And all she does is sleep and eat.
08:55I mean, everyone goes on about how awful it is and how tired you're going to feel all the time.
08:58Not true.
08:59I mean, I feel great.
09:00And Tony has not stopped making a fuss of me.
09:02I thought you said it was getting on your nerves.
09:04Not now, it ain't.
09:05I feel like a princess.
09:06It ain't going to be like this forever, Tiff.
09:08I really think it's going to be all right, Bea.
09:10Who are we talking about now, Grant?
09:12I've just got this feeling.
09:13So did he come back and see you in the hospital?
09:15Well, I didn't expect him to.
09:17Come on, Tiff.
09:18Look, I know what it looks like.
09:20But I saw him holding her, you didn't.
09:22You want to start getting on with your own life?
09:24Yeah, but I'm home now.
09:25Just you wait and see.
09:28Don't look at me like that.
09:30Look, it may not happen tomorrow, but you come back in six months' time.
09:33Yeah, I will and all.
09:34So have you thought of any names?
09:36I've thought of about 150.
09:38Have you not got a shortlist?
09:39Yeah, it's on the table.
09:42This is your shortlist?
09:44Should have seen it before.
09:45And I've only got one wrong.
09:47No names ending in Y.
09:48Why not?
09:49Because my name ends in Y and they ate it.
09:51What's the matter with names ending in Y?
09:53Well, they're soft.
09:54I mean, Tiffany.
09:55What kind of name's that?
09:56It is soft.
09:57I mean, all girly and pink with a bow in its hair.
10:00My daughter is not putting up with any of that.
10:02So all names that end in Y are out then?
10:04Yeah.
10:05You put a Y on the end of the name and a man thinks he can get one over on you.
10:08Yeah, I'd never thought of it like that.
10:10That's because you haven't had to suffer like I have.
10:12I've always liked the name Kelly.
10:13That's just what I'm talking about.
10:15Kelly, Ellie, anything like that.
10:17Holly, Molly, Dolly, Polly.
10:19Dump them.
10:20Maisies, Daisies.
10:21Nah.
10:22Bonnies, Connies.
10:24Millies, Jillies.
10:25Hang on a minute.
10:26Connie don't end in Y.
10:27Yeah, but it sounds like it does, though.
10:29I'll see if you're really moving goalposts now.
10:31I've got a strong name.
10:32A name that says don't mess with me.
10:33A role model.
10:35Right, what have we got here?
10:37Eartha.
10:39As in Eartha Kitt.
10:41It was Simon's idea.
10:42He's crazy about her.
10:43You can't call a girl round here Eartha.
10:45I can call her whatever I want.
10:48Marlene.
10:50That was Simon's idea as well.
10:51As in Dietrich.
10:53Shirley.
10:54Oh, don't tell me.
10:55Shirley Bessie.
10:56What, are all these Simons or what?
10:57Yeah, well that ends in a Y anyway.
10:59So it's going in the dustbin.
11:00Tiff, all these names are ancient.
11:01Can't you think of something a bit more modern?
11:03Such as?
11:04I don't know.
11:05Heather.
11:06Like Heather Smalls.
11:07Hello.
11:08Hello, darling.
11:10Oh, congratulations, darling.
11:16Oh, and there she is.
11:18Oh, isn't she beautiful?
11:22Of course she is.
11:24Wow.
11:25Oh.
11:28She's certainly got your eyes and your mouth, darling.
11:32That's a good star.
11:34Oh, and as for the rest of her,
11:37well, I think she must get that from her dad.
11:41Got Grant's hair, mind you.
11:43Listen, I've got to get back to the stall.
11:44Simon's minding it for me,
11:45and I know at least two people that won't be very happy about that.
11:47I'll see you later.
11:48Bye.
11:50So how's Grant?
11:51Oh, he's fine.
11:53So he hasn't told you then?
11:55Told me what?
11:57He's asked me for a divorce, Peggy.
12:04Boys, I've got a boner to pick with you.
12:06No, I'm just on my way.
12:07It's me who pays Simon's wages, all right?
12:09Don't do it again, I'll bill you next time.
12:16Hey, Bianca.
12:18Party tomorrow night at our place.
12:19Well, we'll set an aide up then.
12:20Well, we can't see the party.
12:22What's my reason?
12:23You need a reason.
12:24We haven't looked at Ian Beale for at least a week,
12:26so it must be about time.
12:28And, of course, Rick is invited.
12:30Oh, you didn't think I'd come without him, did you?
12:32Guy can dream, Connie.
12:35You and Bianca haven't looked a few?
12:37Yeah, I just seen Sandra.
12:38I only pinched him for five minutes.
12:39Simon!
12:41So what's the matter with Sandra, anyway?
12:43Eh?
12:44He's just gone in the doctors.
12:46Don't be so nosy.
12:50You ready for another busy morning?
12:53Mr. King.
12:54Mr. King. How about yourself?
12:55I had a trip to Gatwick, but it was cancelled,
12:57so I've been stood down for the morning.
12:58Oh, well.
12:59Listen, Mr. King, what does he do?
13:01Goes out with women.
13:02Huh?
13:03Loads of them.
13:04But I thought...
13:05He wasn't his wife like we thought.
13:06Well, what does he do with them all?
13:07I spend a lot of time waiting outside hotels.
13:09And he's still tipping, well?
13:11Look, I understand if you judge,
13:12but I'm not keeping it all to myself.
13:13What do you mean?
13:14The party tomorrow night.
13:16What about it?
13:17Well, we want it to go with a swing, don't we?
13:19I was thinking of baking a cake,
13:21with all the ingredients on me.
13:24Why haven't you grubbed therapy?
13:25I'm on my way there now, but just to say,
13:27I've done my shopping,
13:28so you don't have to bother.
13:29Really?
13:30Yeah, well, I'm sick of sitting around the house all day.
13:32I need something to do, don't I?
13:33Oh, just as well.
13:34Because I'm doing the afternoon shift and all.
13:36Blossom's back's playing her up again.
13:38So who's looking after Ben?
13:39She is.
13:40Oh, right.
13:41Well, I'll see you later.
13:42All right.
13:43Oh, by the way,
13:44you know you might as well look forward
13:45to Ben's party tomorrow night?
13:46What was it?
13:47George can't make it any other time.
13:48Who's this party supposed to be for?
13:49The thing is,
13:50Chas expects Ben to be there.
13:52So he's one year old.
13:53He goes to bed at seven.
13:54I'm not having him spending all night in a smoky pub.
13:56Well, you can tell her,
13:57because I'm not.
14:01This is material that breathes.
14:03Comfortable all the year round.
14:04It's quality.
14:06And quality costs that little bit extra.
14:09Yeah, and where have you been?
14:10And don't even think about lying,
14:11because I know.
14:12Look, it's no secret.
14:13Dr Legg's surgery.
14:14What for?
14:15To fix us up in a appointment.
14:16IVF?
14:17IVF?
14:18I didn't really think you'd do it.
14:20Yeah, he's got 20 minutes now
14:21before he goes off on his rounds,
14:22and he's prepared to see us.
14:23What, now?
14:24Yeah.
14:25But I've just sent Simon off to the wholesalers.
14:26Who's going to look after the store?
14:27And three makes 50.
14:30You've got to admit,
14:31she knows what she's doing.
14:32It's not as if we're going to be long, is it?
14:34All right, then.
14:35What are we waiting for?
14:36Mum, me and Gita
14:37have got something to sort out for 20 minutes.
14:38You going to be all right on your own?
14:39Of course.
14:40Yeah?
14:41See?
14:42What's the problem?
14:44So, you feeling better?
14:46Look, if you want to go over and see the baby,
14:48I won't mind.
14:49Look, I've seen it.
14:50I know what it looks like.
14:51I'm just saying I'd understand.
14:53I'm telling you, I don't want to.
14:55Look at how much you want a baby.
14:57So?
14:58So, don't throw this chance away.
15:00All right.
15:01I've always wanted a baby.
15:03But if it was mine and yours,
15:05well, then I'd be the happiest man in the world.
15:07But it isn't.
15:08But if it was.
15:09Eh?
15:10Well, how would you feel?
15:13What?
15:14You and me have a baby?
15:15Yeah, why not?
15:16Well, I've had my family already.
15:18But that doesn't mean they'll stop giving another one, is there?
15:20Well, I can think of several reasons.
15:22I just think you and me would make great parents.
15:24You're doing it again.
15:25You're rushing into things.
15:26But in principle.
15:27Gran?
15:28Come here.
15:33I've just spoken to Tiffany.
15:35Mm-hm.
15:36She told me you asked her for a divorce.
15:38That's right.
15:39So why wasn't I told?
15:40Well, I was going to.
15:41And what if this baby turns out to be yours?
15:43Makes no difference.
15:45How can you say that?
15:46You don't know how you're going to feel.
15:48That's the whole point, Mum.
15:49I do.
15:50I give up on you sometimes.
15:55Gran.
15:56Look, it's my life, not my mother's.
15:58By the way.
15:59Well, what are you going to do with it?
16:01Who cares?
16:02Only cost me 15 quid.
16:04Yeah, thanks a lot.
16:05Cheers.
16:06Bye.
16:07Look, Robbie, about this Mr King character.
16:10What about him?
16:11Who is he?
16:12Don't know.
16:13Gives us a lot of business, though.
16:15And how come Lenny always gets to drive him?
16:17Nothing to do with me.
16:18He asked for Lenny.
16:19But you could fix that, couldn't you?
16:21What do you mean?
16:22Well, you could say that Lenny was busy
16:23or that it was his day off or something.
16:25And why would I want to do that?
16:26So that you could give the work to me.
16:28I don't get it.
16:29Why do you want to drive Mr King?
16:30Haven't you heard about the tips?
16:32Yeah, so?
16:33Look, Robbie.
16:34You give me a slice of the action with Mr King
16:36and I'll make it worth your while.
16:38Now, if there's an offer,
16:39a bright young lad like you would be daft to turn down.
16:42So, what do you say?
16:45That was a waste of time, wasn't it?
16:46Well, at least we know now.
16:48Two-year NHS waiting list.
16:50Someone up there doesn't want us to have another baby.
16:52Is two years still very long?
16:54Well, right now, two years seems like the end of time to me.
16:57Well, there is another way.
16:58What is that, then?
16:59Going private.
17:01Don't be stupid.
17:02But you're coming into an inheritance.
17:04Well, aren't you?
17:05We'll talk about it later.
17:06Everything all right, Mum?
17:08Yes, of course.
17:09Yeah?
17:10Hello, stranger.
17:12What's that supposed to mean?
17:13It'd be nice if you'd been round to see the baby, that's all.
17:16Give me a chance.
17:17Come round now.
17:18You and Lenny's coming over.
17:19We're having a bit of a get-together.
17:21I've got homework to do.
17:22Looks like it.
17:24You still can't get your head round this, can you?
17:27Look, I just don't think that a child should...
17:30We care about this baby.
17:31What do you think we're going to do?
17:33Oh, come on, Sarah.
17:35I am your brother.
17:37Right.
17:39I will come round to see the baby.
17:41Just not now, yeah?
17:43I do have homework to do.
17:44Really.
17:48You made it. Great.
17:49Your message said it was an emergency.
17:50It is. Come in.
17:51I'm sure we can sort it out out here.
17:53Please, come in.
17:55What's going on, Frankie?
17:56I want to spend some time with you.
17:58You can spend time with me at the group.
18:00This is too bad, Frankie.
18:01You said it was important.
18:02I should be working right now.
18:04Oh, don't go.
18:06Please.
18:08I'm sorry.
18:11Forgive me.
18:12I just don't like being pulled away under false pretenses.
18:16I promised you and Lenny to get a video out for them.
18:19I don't suppose you'd give me a lift down to Turpin Road?
18:26What's going on?
18:28We've been playing up for days and now it's gone completely.
18:30I'm hoping it's just a fuse, but I think we need a new one, really.
18:33Yeah, they don't come cheap, do they?
18:35See if you can budge it for now and we'll see about a new one at the end of the month.
18:38Yeah, but it's stopping me from getting on with what I should be doing.
18:40Well, it's just as well I'm coming back to work then, isn't it?
18:42Eh?
18:43Yeah. I felt I was sitting around on me backside all day, so I'm going to make a fresh start.
18:46When?
18:47Tomorrow.
18:48And to mark the occasion, I bought myself a brand new set of ovals.
18:51For which a business owes me 19.99.
18:57What's all this money doing here?
18:59Oh, it's mine, isn't it?
19:01Yours?
19:02Yeah, it's the money you gave me for keeping me a mouth shut.
19:04Well, why don't you put it in the bank?
19:06Well, I don't want to show up running a statement or nothing.
19:08And I don't want the revenue getting 25% of it.
19:11Don't work like that.
19:12Yeah, but it's the wedding money, isn't it?
19:13So I just want, you know, I want to be able to get it when I want it.
19:15You could be earning interest on this.
19:17I don't care.
19:19You're mad, but still.
19:21This is the site I want to sell you.
19:23You've done a great job, Ricky, and I'm grateful for the way you've kept the business afloat
19:27while I've been behaving like a total dipstick.
19:29It's no problem.
19:31No, I bloke found out who his mates are when he's down,
19:33and, er, well, you taking a rap for me like this as well,
19:36it's worth more than any money.
19:38Well, I'm still grateful for it.
19:40Don't mean to say there weren't times I didn't want to throttle you.
19:43No, and vice versa.
19:44But all in all, well, I couldn't have done it without you.
19:48You're embarrassing me, man.
19:50Yeah, well, that was never our was it?
19:52So, er...
19:55What do you think, eh?
19:56Yeah, very smart.
19:57Yeah, well, it'll only be the odd moment in the afternoon to start off with,
20:00but, er, I'll be back full-time before too long.
20:02Oh, good.
20:03Listen, Phil, I'm... What's that?
20:05Say no if you want to.
20:07I was wondering if you'd be prepared to be the best man, you know, for the wedding and that.
20:11Is that a yes?
20:13Yeah.
20:14Of course it's a yeah, you daft pillock.
20:16Cheers, mate.
20:20Are you OK if I drop you off here?
20:22I thought I could come up with you to your place.
20:24I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
20:26Oh, don't be angry with me, please.
20:27I can't help it if I like you.
20:29If you liked me, you wouldn't be looking to compromise me all the time.
20:32I just wanted you to myself for once.
20:34It's not possible. I've the rest of the group to think about.
20:37Now, out you get.
20:45Couldn't we spend just one evening together?
20:47Unless it's on spiritual matters or business to do with the church, then no.
20:51Or an afternoon, even.
20:52No!
20:53You are me. I still think you're wonderful.
20:57Now, what have I just said? That's enough.
21:09Sarah, I need a word. Sarah!
21:12What's going on?
21:13No, mate.
21:14Just now, you and Alistair.
21:15What do you think?
21:16What are you saying?
21:17You think Alistair's beyond temptation?
21:19Let me tell you something. No man is.
21:21I don't believe you.
21:22Believe what you like. He's engaged to Sue.
21:24And I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury. See you.
21:27Sarah! What are you playing at?
21:30Come back, will you?
21:33I need a word! I've got a message!
21:38Ricky, you didn't see Sarah come past here just now, did you?
21:41No, I've had me a buried in this.
21:42Ah, never mind.
21:46Thanks.
21:47What was all that about?
21:49What's up?
21:51Look, let me get you a drink.
21:55I was with her in the cat five minutes ago.
21:57Said she had some homework to do.
21:59No, it was since then.
22:00I can't help you then, Dad.
22:01All I did was call out to her and she ran off.
22:03I only wanted to give her a message.
22:05Which was?
22:06Can she babysit for her Auntie Cat tomorrow night?
22:08That's all.
22:09What do I do wrong?
22:10Well, if I see her, I'll pass it on, yeah?
22:12All right, son.
22:13See you later.
22:14See you.
22:17What's so funny?
22:18Just decided on a name.
22:20Get this.
22:21Janice.
22:22What's so funny?
22:23It's a stupid name.
22:24Why Janice?
22:25Janice Joplin.
22:26Haven't you heard of her?
22:27She was the ultimate wild child.
22:28She was brilliant.
22:29Yeah, not to say very dead.
22:30Yeah, but when you tell people your daughter's called Janice,
22:32they're not going to think Janice Joplin.
22:34They're going to think Janice Smetters,
22:36who works in the butchers down in High Street, isn't that?
22:38He's got a point, too.
22:39All right, then, so what do I call her?
22:41You want something wild.
22:42Yeah, but something that's cool at the same time.
22:44Something stylish.
22:45What's with her that was married to that American rock singer?
22:48They were both crazy and he went and killed himself.
22:50He sounds promising.
22:52Courtney Love.
22:53That's it.
22:54Courtney, brilliant.
22:55I mean, there's no-one else around here called that, is there?
22:57You don't want to mess with a girl called Courtney.
22:59That's it, I've decided.
23:01Courtney.
23:02Give that man a chocolate.
23:04Oh.
23:05Thank you for getting something.
23:07What's that?
23:08What letter does Courtney end in?
23:09Yeah, well, a girl can change her mind, can't she?
23:11Oh, I'm going to the florist.
23:13See you later.
23:14Yeah, bye.
23:15Bye-bye, Courtney.
23:16Right, this calls for a celebration.
23:17I'm starving.
23:18Who's going to get me fish and chips?
23:19Don't look at me.
23:20I'm on my way.
23:21Me too.
23:23I've only just arrived.
23:24Yeah, and I've only just had a baby.
23:31Everything was so certain.
23:33I thought I knew where I was.
23:34I trusted people.
23:36And now it feels like they've all let me down.
23:39Is there anything I haven't done?
23:41No, no, I'd better go.
23:43If Dad finds out you've been hiding me, he'll go spare.
23:45Really?
23:46Oh, it's not just you.
23:47It's any boy I'm with.
23:49And when he loses his temper, well, he can go ballistic.
23:52Like what?
23:53Look, I don't want to say.
23:55Look, maybe it's not such a good idea you hanging around here.
23:58Oh, no, look, I think I know what I'm going to do.
24:00Thanks very much.
24:01Yeah, you've been really kind.
24:03You ready to go see a florist, then?
24:05I'm going to look behind.
24:06You're never going to believe what Tiffen is calling a baby.
24:09I'll just go in.
24:10See you, Rick.
24:11Thanks, yeah.
24:12See you later.
24:14She needed something to talk to. What's the problem?
24:19Yeah, Sarah!
24:23What happened to your homework?
24:24Just leave me alone, Tony.
24:26All right, but I've got a message from Dad.
24:28Can you babysit for Annie Capton tomorrow night?
24:30Probably.
24:31He says you ran away from him.
24:33Why'd you do that?
24:38I feel like I'm going mad.
24:40Eh?
24:41I don't know what's going on, and I don't know who to believe.
24:44Sarah, what's happened?
24:45I've got to sort this out for myself, Tony.
24:47Can I sell Auntie Cap your babysit?
24:49Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
24:51We can't go private. It'll cost us a fortune.
24:54You're about to inherit a fortune.
24:57Not a fortune, no.
24:58Come on, it's enough to pay for this at least.
25:01Look, we can't make any plans.
25:03Why not?
25:04Well, because these things take ages to sort out, right?
25:07There's the will, the probate, all the paperwork.
25:09And the fact that it's all happening 5,000 miles away.
25:11Is it going to take two years?
25:13Cos that's how long we're going to have to wait otherwise.
25:16You coming to a party tomorrow night, Robbie?
25:18I'm delivering pizzas.
25:19And what time do you stop delivering pizzas?
25:21About ten.
25:22It's about then it starts to water up.
25:24Will there be any women?
25:25Robbie wants to get lucky, does he?
25:28I never said that.
25:29Well, you need to talk to Len here.
25:30He'll show you how it's done.
25:31Oh, you're embarrassing the lad.
25:33Tell me something, Robbie.
25:34Do you like girls?
25:36You're embarrassing the lad.
25:37Tell me something, Robbie.
25:38Do you like cake?
25:40Yeah, I think so.
25:41Cos we're a beacon one.
25:43Oh, I love cake.
25:44Here, hang on.
25:45It says here that I'm picking up some geezer from Waterloo tomorrow.
25:48Yeah, so?
25:49Yeah, well, Hugh's got the old morning book with Mr King.
25:51That's right.
25:52I did miss the King.
25:54Well, the Waterloo job had already come in.
25:55And I'd given it to you.
25:56Can't you change it?
25:57It's just the way it fell out, mate.
25:59Couldn't help it.
26:00You know that party invitation?
26:01It's cancelled.
26:05Don't worry, mate.
26:06He didn't mean it.
26:09Robbie, thanks.
26:11What about me money?
26:12All in good time.
26:18Sarah.
26:19Can I trust you?
26:20I beg your pardon?
26:21Can I trust you?
26:23I'm sorry, I hope so.
26:24I want to trust you.
26:25I don't understand.
26:27Can I come in?
26:28This isn't a very good time right now.
26:29Please, I need to know.
26:31What's this about?
26:32I was about to have a bath.
26:33Just answer the question.
26:34Look, come back tomorrow and we'll talk about it.
26:36I'm not going anywhere until I've got some answers from you.
26:38Now let me in.
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