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00:00Hey, kids, you better get out of here if you want to save your skins.
00:04But how?
00:05Shh! There's a hole in the wall. There, by the door.
00:09Come on, shake a leg.
00:12Psst! Kids, follow me.
00:14Hey, Jasper, look!
00:17It's Old Meathead!
00:20Yes, hey, what do you know? Old Meathead Fordswater.
00:26Come on, now, don't crowd.
00:29One at a time, one at a time.
00:31Now, for our last contestant this evening, panel, meet Mr. Percival Fordswater.
00:36Now, Mr. Fordswater, if the panel fails to guess your unusual crime intent,
00:41questions, you will receive two weeks' vacation at a fashionable seaside resort,
00:45all expenses paid.
00:47That is, of course, after you've paid your debt to society.
00:54Now, who will take the first question? Inspector?
00:58Mr. Fordswater, could your crime be classified as larceny, as theft, you know,
01:03burglary of some sort?
01:04Form a queue along the wall.
01:06Come on, snap it up, faster.
01:08Mr. Fordswater is a burglar by trade, but in this case his crime was not burglary.
01:13I'm sorry, the answer's no.
01:15Down, nine to go. Miss Bairdwell?
01:18If your crime wasn't robbery, well, then, did you...
01:21Oh, dear, what I mean is, do something of a violent nature, that is...
01:26Come, come, Miss Bairdwell, we're running short of time.
01:29Oh, yes, of course, I'm sorry. Did you do someone ill?
01:33No, Miss Bairdwell, I'm sorry, the answer is no.
01:36Two down, eight to go. Mr. Simpkins?
01:39Oh, yes, your crime was not robbery and not homicide.
01:43Well, then, could it be a violation of a city ordinance of some sort?
01:48No, the answer is no.
01:51Hey, get out of the way, you little runt.
01:54Three down, seven to go. Inspector?
01:58Oh, this is very confusing, I must say.
02:01Certainly, surely this crime...
02:04I'm terribly sorry, I'm afraid we've run out of time.
02:07Ah, now, ain't that always the way?
02:10Would it be possible for Mr. Fordswater to come back next week?
02:14Then we could finish our little game.
02:17Good night, audience. See you next week at the same time on What's My Crime?
02:24Oh, well...
02:27Come on, Horace, let's get on with it.
02:31I'll pop them on the head, you do the skinning.
02:34Oh, no, you don't, Josper.
02:37I'll pop them off and you do the skinning.
02:42Hey, Horace, look, they're gone.
02:46They flew the coop right out through this little hole.
02:49Here, grab a torch. We'll run them down before you can say Bob's your uncle.
03:01There they go, Horace, up the stairs.
03:07Here, puppies.
03:10Here, puppies, come on.
03:12Now, don't go hiding from your old uncle Josper.
03:18Oh, I ain't gonna hurt you.
03:20But I thought we was gonna pop them all.
03:22Shut up.
03:24Now, take a squint in there and I'll check these other two rooms.
03:29Here, puppies.
03:33Puppies, come on out. Come out wherever you are.
03:36Puppies, come on out. Come out wherever you are.
03:40Horace, look.
03:42It's that mangy chubby cat.
03:44He's the ringleader.
03:46Let him off, Horace. Let him off.
03:53Oh, you bumbling blockhead.
03:57Let's get back here.
04:02Here they come.
04:04Double-crossing little twerps, pulling the snitch on us.
04:07And after we took care of them all this time.
04:09Ah, there's gratitude for you.
04:11It ain't fair, Josper.
04:16Hey, Horace, there they go.
04:21Sergeant, I say sergeant.
04:23Sorry, sir, no time to explain. They're busy, sir.
04:27Shut that door, Horace.
04:30Don't close in on them.
04:32There's enough of this ring around her, Rosie.
04:42Oh, Ponga, Ponga, I'm afraid we're lost.
04:46It can't be far.
04:50By Jove.
04:53By Jove.
04:55It can't be the Pongos.
05:07It's the colonel. Come on, this way.
05:16Colonel, are you the colonel?
05:18Oh, you're Pingo.
05:20Oh, you're Pingo.
05:22Or Pongo.
05:24Puppies, are they all right?
05:26No time to explain. I'm afraid there's trouble.
05:28Big hullabaloo, come along.
05:31Follow me.
05:38Now we got them, Horace. They've run out of room.
05:42Hey, what have we got here? A couple of spotted hyenas?
05:45Come on, Horace, old pal. Give them what for.
05:48Behind you, lad.
05:50Oh, you clumsy clod.
06:02Hey, young man.
06:04Or I'll knock the spots off you.
06:06Pingo, Pingo.
06:14Well, bye, George.
06:19Hey, you mangy muggle.
06:24I'll knock your blinking block off.
06:30Blast them, tips. Go on, give them what for.
06:33No, no, colonel. Retreat. Retreat.
06:35Yes. Oh, yes, yes, of course.
06:37Retreat. Retreat. On the double.
06:49Help. Jasper. Jasper. Get me out of here.
06:52Hey, Horace, they're fighting Danny.
07:05Jasper.
07:07Horace.
07:18Come on, Purdy. Let's go.