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00:00This is the worst day I've ever had in my life!
00:17How can you do this? Don't you understand? What kind of a mistake is this?
00:20What do you want us to do?
00:22Someone came to us, and now he's threatening us.
00:24Honestly, we have no choice but to kick him out.
00:26And now he's threatening us.
00:28Maybe he's threatening his father, or his brother.
00:32And he's a big customer.
00:34He's not just any guy.
00:37He's a man of the church. He pays.
00:40You've lost me thousands of dinars.
00:42You've been working here for years.
00:44You can't compensate me for what I've lost.
00:46How can you do this?
00:49And you, Al-Tihab, you're the smart one.
00:51You're the middleman between them.
00:53I told you, you wouldn't understand.
00:55Cry, cry, cry.
00:57It's good for you.
00:59You're useless.
01:01Enough, enough. We're sorry.
01:03Enough, Ameer. We're sorry.
01:05We're sorry, huh?
01:07And what about me?
01:09I'm a middleman.
01:11I depend on you.
01:13I'll put you in front of the store.
01:15You won't hurt me.
01:17I'm a middleman.
01:19I don't want to be a middleman.
01:21Hey, woman.
01:23Come here.
01:25What do you want?
01:27Come here.
01:29What do you want?
01:31I'm a middleman.
01:33I'll give you two reasons.
01:35The first reason is that I'm a middleman.
01:37And that's my nature.
01:39The second reason is that you're a woman.
01:41And I don't like middlemen.
01:43What do you want?
01:45My stuff.
01:47Give it to me.
01:49What else do you want?
01:51Take it out of your hand.
01:53Good.
01:55There's nothing left.
01:57Of course there's nothing.
01:59There's nothing left.
02:01That's it.
02:03Cry.
02:19Hatem, where are you?
02:21Where did he go?
02:23I want water.
02:25I want water.
02:27Do you want water?
02:29Do you want water?
02:31You're a criminal.
02:33You have to be punished.
02:35I'll give you 20 pounds more.
02:37I want water.
02:39I'm not afraid of God.
02:41Listen to me.
02:43What crime did you commit?
02:45I chose the bread line.
02:47You chose the bread line?
02:49Yes.
02:51It's the most important crime.
02:53It's the most important crime.
02:55You have to be punished.
02:57I'll give you 50 pounds more.
02:59Do you want water?
03:01I want water.
03:03Please give me water.
03:05There's no water.
03:07There's no food.
03:09Just once a day.
03:11Don't refuse me.
03:17My stomach is full of flies.
03:19I'm dead.
03:21I'm dead.
03:23You're a killer.
03:25You're a killer.
03:27You came to me to respect your wife.
03:29Of course.
03:31You're a coward.
03:33Of course.
03:35You're a coward.
03:37You're a coward.
03:39You're a coward.
03:41I respect and appreciate women.
03:43I respect and appreciate women.
03:45That's why I love you.
03:47That's why I love you.
03:49We're done.
03:51We're done.
03:53Did you do the thing I told you?
03:55Did you do the thing I told you?
03:57What?
03:59The thing.
04:01You were supposed to write a letter to the donkey.
04:03You were supposed to write a letter to the donkey.
04:05Don't forget to do the thing.
04:07The thing?
04:09What thing?
04:11I'll tell you.
04:13The thing?
04:15I'll tell you.
04:17I forgot.
04:19You're a coward.
04:21You're a coward.
04:23You're a coward.
04:25I can't do it.
04:27I can't do it.
04:29I can't do it.
04:31It's not possible.
04:33It's not possible.
04:35I'll do it.
04:37I'll do it.
04:39I'll do it.
04:41No, no, no!
04:43Look, we're having lentil soup for dinner tonight.
04:46Lentil soup?
04:47Yes.
04:48Look, even the soup is romantic.
04:50Lentils and onions are romantic.
04:54What do you want me to do with you now?
04:57Hug you?
04:59Or...
05:00Stab you in the hair like this?
05:02Yes.
05:03And kill you?
05:05Tell me what you want!
05:11I love you.
05:13I love you.
05:15I love you.
05:17I love you.
05:19I love you.
05:21I love you.
05:23Listen to me.
05:24Get up and go with the girls.
05:26I want them to shine and shine.
05:28And you too.
05:29Get out of here.
05:30Excuse me.
05:38Peace be upon you.
05:39And upon you peace.
05:40Hello.
05:41How are you?
05:42My name is Amri.
05:43What do you want?
05:44Why are you looking at the magazines we have?
05:46And we're under your command.
05:48What's wrong with you?
05:49What are you saying?
05:50Don't you know who I am?
05:52No, no, my sister.
05:53I know.
05:54You're one of the most important people in the country.
05:58It seems you're blind and your eyes are foggy.
06:00You're not paying attention.
06:01Come on.
06:02Go to the store and do your work.
06:04Come on.
06:05Come on.
06:11You know, guys.
06:13If we only focus on our goals and plans,
06:18we will have a lot of money.
06:23We can build a palace,
06:25better than the palace of the governor.
06:27What's wrong with you?
06:29This is the first time I see you.
06:32What are you doing to me, Gomer?
06:34Honey, really honey.
06:35What?
06:36Gomer and honey?
06:37Is there a girl here?
06:39Where is she?
06:40Where is she?
06:47Honey.
06:49Honey.
06:50Honey.
06:51Honey.
06:52Honey.
06:53I have to train more.
06:54I have a trial tomorrow.
06:55Honey.
06:56But today is a super day.
06:57Yes, it's a must.
06:58Would you like me to go to the trial tomorrow?
07:01No.
07:02No?
07:03No.
07:04No?
07:05No?
07:06No?
07:07No?
07:08No?
07:12No.
07:27Highball, what's wrong with you?
07:28What's wrong with me?
07:29I'm in a meet up here.
07:33You want a meet up with me?
07:35What's wrong with you?
07:37Yes, I will.
07:38Come on, let's go!
07:45Oh, hello, my dear.
07:47Hello, Uncle Johan.
07:49Uncle, don't be so busy today.
07:51Yes, yes, yes.
07:53I don't have work.
07:55I'm just...
07:57I'm just talking to you.
07:59No, no, no. This is my master. Why are you eating with a fork?
08:01No.
08:02Why are you eating with a fork, master?
08:04They'll peel this for us.
08:06I thought it was a grape.
08:08No, it's not a grape.
08:10Are you really hungry?
08:11Don't worry. I'll get a fork.
08:13Yes, yes, yes.
08:15Good evening.
08:16Yes, Uncle.
08:17I was just saying...
08:18You're visiting me today, aren't you?
08:20Yes, I am. I told you I don't have work.
08:22I'm just talking to you.
08:23You're wasting your time.
08:24You don't have work and you're visiting me?
08:25Kind of.
08:26You know, Uncle, your questions are nice.
08:28I'm enjoying them.
08:29Yes, really.
08:30Between you and me, I'm enjoying them.
08:33I'm telling you, this donkey...
08:36The donkey?
08:37Yes, the donkey.
08:38I put it in my purse.
08:40You put the donkey in your purse?
08:42Yes, I bought it.
08:43You bought it?
08:44Yes.
08:45I've been wanting to talk to you for a while now, Uncle Johan.
08:48Go ahead.
08:49I'm tired of walking around the graveyard.
08:51So I'm thinking of buying a donkey.
08:53What do you think?
08:54Is there a specific kind of donkey I should buy?
08:57No, look.
08:58All kinds of donkeys are good.
09:00Yes.
09:01I mean...
09:03Either a white one or a red one.
09:05So before I buy a donkey, I hit it.
09:07I hit it twice and I hear it.
09:08Yes.
09:09The donkey and the donkey are the same thing, right?
09:12Either a white one or a red one.
09:14So what do you think of this idea?
09:16That I'm tired of walking around?
09:18What do you think?
09:22Who are you?
09:23What do you mean, who are you?
09:24I'm Johan.
09:25Yes, Johan.
09:26Johan from the village.
09:27What is this? Magic?
09:28Where's Johan?
09:29Who are you?
09:30Who am I?
09:31Haris!
09:33Haris!
09:34What are you doing here?
09:36Hello!
09:37Hello, hello!
09:38What are you doing here?
09:40This is my house. Who are you?
09:42What's wrong with you?
09:44Who are you?
09:45Me?
09:46Yes, I'm...
09:47I'm Johan's sister.
09:49But I haven't seen Johan for a long time.
09:52I mean, we broke up a long time ago.
09:55So I'm getting back together.
09:57Really?
09:58I can't believe it.
10:00What does this mean?
10:02I'll tell you.
10:04Johan loves pate.
10:07Really?
10:09Really?
10:10It's the same thing, God bless you.
10:13The same mustache, the same teeth.
10:15The day you shave your mustache, it'll grow.
10:18God bless you.
10:19And he loves pate with onions on top.
10:21I didn't know.
10:22I'm sorry, sister.
10:23I'm so happy.
10:25I made you the best tea.
10:26You didn't eat it, right?
10:27I didn't eat it, thank God.
10:29Tea, tea, tea.
10:30I'm not your sister, I'm Sofia.
10:33You're Sofia?
10:34Yes, Sofia.
10:35Sofia, God bless you.
10:38The same mustache, God bless you.
10:40The same mustache.
10:46I know.
10:47God bless you, Johan.
10:49Really.
10:50Johan!
10:51Johan!
10:52Come in, come in.
10:54Johan!
10:55Catch me!
10:56What's wrong with you?
10:57Catch me, Johan!
10:58What's wrong with you?
10:59I'm lost, I'm lost.
11:01You're lost, tell me.
11:03I'm done.
11:04What?
11:05Your brother is ruined.
11:06People are looking at my daughter, Johan.
11:08People are looking at my daughter.
11:10This is the new trend in the city.
11:13It's a trend, it's a trend.
11:14Everyone is looking at Harim.
11:16No, it's not a trend.
11:17I don't want to be a daughter.
11:18People are looking at my daughter.
11:19I don't know why.
11:21No one respects me on my platform.
11:24I'm just saying a few words.
11:26You know the guys don't leave me alone.
11:28Right.
11:29They don't leave me alone.
11:30They're going to burn me.
11:31They don't leave me alone.
11:32No, no, no.
11:33They're going to burn me.
11:34Come, come.
11:35Good morning.
11:36Is this a disaster?
11:37God bless you.
11:38A disaster.
11:39This is a disaster.
11:41We know, we know.
11:42What?
11:43They're looking at your daughter, right?
11:45What's wrong with you?
11:46Why?
11:47We know, we know.
11:48You're with me?
11:49Yes, I'm with you, Johan.
11:51I was walking and they were looking at my daughter.
11:53You're with me, guys.
11:55Yes, we're together.
11:58Someone kissed me on my niece.
11:59I said I didn't want to.
12:00You should have complained.
12:01I swear, I swear.
12:02I'll tell them next week at the news.
12:04Someone kissed me.
12:05No, no, my dear.
12:06You have to be patient.
12:07Be a little patient.
12:08I'm cursed.
12:09I'm cursed.
12:11I'm cursed.
12:12What's the matter with you?
12:13Talk to me, bro.
12:14I'm cursed, guys.
12:15I'm cursed.
12:16What's wrong?
12:17People see me as a woman.
12:18No.
12:19Yes, by God.
12:20I'm a woman.
12:21I'm a man, it doesn't really matter.
12:22It's been a long time
12:24He's still a virgin
12:26Yes, yes
12:28It's ok, you don't have a problem
12:30We're eating your son, Joha
12:32Look, he's still a virgin
12:34It's ok, look
12:36Hello!
12:38I brought you
12:40Oh, Leo
12:42Who are these sweets?
12:44Huh?
12:46Who are these sweets?
12:48Who are these sweets?
12:50I brought you
12:52I brought you sweets
12:54No, no, no
12:56We're the sweets
12:58I brought you Joha
13:00Come and give me some
13:02I'm going
13:04I'm going
13:06I'm going
13:08She said
13:10I'm going
13:12I'm going
13:14She's hot
13:16She's hungry
13:18She's hot
13:20She's hot
13:22You have a nice haircut
13:24She has a nice hair
13:26She has a nice hair
13:28Look at her
13:30She looks good
13:36How do you call it?
13:38How do you call it?
13:40She looks good
13:42How do you call it?
13:44She looks good
13:46What are you doing?
13:47It's a law!
13:48What are you doing?
13:48This is not a salon!
13:49There's a black man in the back!
13:51This is the flower of the city!