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Memory Lanes of Pakistan
Relive the golden age of Pakistani comedy with this unforgettable clip from Fifty Fifty. Witness the comedic brilliance of the show as they hilariously satirize the experiences of flying with PIA. Get ready for laughter as you enjoy this classic PTV gem!
Step into the enchanting world of "Memory Lanes of Pakistan," where we unravel the timeless charm of Pakistan's past. Dive into nostalgia with classic Pakistani music, historic footage, and captivating stories from a bygone era. Explore the country's rich cultural heritage, rediscover iconic artists, and relive the golden moments that have shaped Pakistan's history. Join us on a journey through time as we celebrate the legends and treasures of vintage Pakistan. Subscribe now to embark on an unforgettable throwback adventure!
Memory Lanes of Pakistan
Relive the golden age of Pakistani comedy with this unforgettable clip from Fifty Fifty. Witness the comedic brilliance of the show as they hilariously satirize the experiences of flying with PIA. Get ready for laughter as you enjoy this classic PTV gem!
Step into the enchanting world of "Memory Lanes of Pakistan," where we unravel the timeless charm of Pakistan's past. Dive into nostalgia with classic Pakistani music, historic footage, and captivating stories from a bygone era. Explore the country's rich cultural heritage, rediscover iconic artists, and relive the golden moments that have shaped Pakistan's history. Join us on a journey through time as we celebrate the legends and treasures of vintage Pakistan. Subscribe now to embark on an unforgettable throwback adventure!
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00:00The flight that was supposed to go to London last week is now departing.
00:04I request the passengers to board the flight. Thank you.
00:08In the name of God.
00:10He's going to Saudi Arabia to earn money. He'll be there soon.
00:14Please sit down.
00:15Get a seat in the front. I'm nervous. I can't sit in the back.
00:18Please sit down. You'll be comfortable in the front.
00:21Please sit down.
00:22Sir, is this the flight?
00:23Yes.
00:24Sir, where can I get seat number 12,515?
00:27Come, Munshi Munna. Come here.
00:29Number 12,515?
00:31Yes. Please sit down.
00:33Why are you making me sit with women?
00:35That's why I'm making you sit here. Please sit down.
00:37Why should I force you?
00:38Please sit down.
00:40I understand. I understand. I'm having a filmy scene.
00:42Yes. Please sit down.
00:43Give me my card.
00:44I'll keep the card with me.
00:45Sir, your wife.
00:47Thank you. Please sit over there.
00:49Here you go, sir. Thank you.
00:50Munshi Munna.
00:51Sir, I want to read the story of Ali Baba Chalis Chor.
00:54You're the story. Read this.
00:56Yes.
00:57In the name of God.
00:59Greetings.
01:00Ladies and gentlemen, I, G.I.A. and Captain Asif Iqbal.
01:06I'm sorry.
01:07I welcome you on behalf of Afzal Chowdhury.
01:11We're flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet.
01:17We'll reach London in three months.
01:20What?
01:22I request you to fasten your seat belt.
01:25Sister-in-law.
01:26I'm wearing pyjamas. I've fastened my seat belt.
01:30I don't have a seat belt.
01:31I meant the seat belt.
01:35I don't have a seat belt.
01:36Please sit down. I'll fasten it.
01:38Please sit down.
01:39Thank you. Thank you, sister.
01:40Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from smoking.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:45Some of the windows of our plane are broken.
01:48Please don't take your hands out.
01:51Please fasten the windows that are fixed.
01:54Please put your hands inside.
01:57Ladies and gentlemen, there are a lot of people in this plane.
02:02They won't come to you when you need them.
02:07If you need anything, you can pick it up yourself.
02:12I'm going, sister. I need to get some things.
02:13Where are you going?
02:15I'm going, sister. I need to get some things.
02:17I'm going to get those things.
02:18Wait.
02:19Who's moving?
02:20I'm sorry.
02:22Please sit down.
02:23Please sit down. Who's moving?
02:24I'm going home, sister. I've left the window open.
02:26I'm going to close it.
02:27The plane is flying.
02:29The MC of the window must have closed it.
02:31Please sit down.
02:32Please sit down.
02:33Please sit down.
02:33Please be quiet.
02:34What's the matter?
02:35What's going on?
02:35The whole world is pointing their fingers at me.
02:37Please sit down.
02:44You're going again.
02:46You're going to the toilet again.
02:47How many times do I have to tell you?
02:50Steward.
02:51Yes, sir.
02:54This man has gone to the toilet 25 times.
02:57You don't have a seat there.
02:58Please make him sit there.
02:59I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:01The flies have made a mess here.
03:04Okay.
03:06Please help me, son.
03:10I'm very helpless.
03:12I'm travelling by ticket.
03:15I'll help you when I return.
03:19Son, I'm very helpless.
03:21My eight small children are studying in England.
03:25Oh, sir.
03:27Please sit down.
03:29This is not the bus to the colony.
03:30Please sit down.
03:33You're going again.
03:34Please sit there.
03:35Why are you troubling me again and again?
03:37Please sit down.
03:38The plane is flying.
03:39The balance is not good.
03:40Please sit down.
03:41What's the matter?
03:43It's very cold.
03:45The window is broken.
03:47The fans are working outside.
03:48What can I do?
03:51Who is shaking hands in front of me?
03:54Look ahead.
03:55Please look ahead.
03:56Can you see?
03:58I can't see anything after seeing you.
04:00You're a rude man.
04:01You idiot.
04:02Let me talk to you.
04:04You've started a fight.
04:07You've started it with the camera.
04:08You're rude.
04:09I'm not talking to you.
04:11I'm not talking to you.
04:12Brother.
04:13What's the matter?
04:14Did you arrange the rest of the mission?
04:16No.
04:16You didn't arrange it.
04:17It started here.
04:18Why are you whispering?
04:19Brother, listen to me.
04:21What's the matter?
04:22It's very cold.
04:23The fans are not working outside.
04:24The fans are working.
04:25That's why I'm going inside.
04:27I'm talking to him.
04:28Why are you going inside?
04:29Is everything fine?
04:29No.
04:30Is everything fine?
04:31Nothing is fine.
04:31Sit quietly.
04:32He scolded me.
04:34Oh God.
04:35Please keep quiet.
04:36You talk a lot when you drink coffee.
04:39I don't have money.
04:40It's free.
04:41Is it free?
04:42You should've told me before boarding the plane.
04:45You're rude.
04:46Sister, no thank you.
04:48Please explain to him.
04:49What are you doing?
04:51I don't know how people are coming here.
04:55I don't know.
04:56You're talking nonsense.
04:57You're talking very wrong.
04:57Please keep quiet.
04:58There's no need to be rude.
04:59You keep quiet.
05:00Sister.
05:01I'll get your seat changed.
05:02Sister, no one is here.
05:04Who?
05:04Give me my 2 rupees.
05:06I'll throw it away.
05:07Idiot.
05:07How can you throw it away?
05:08Oh my goodness.
05:09You're so rude.
05:10Keep talking in English.
05:12I don't understand.
05:13I can't understand your English.
05:14Sister, I'm coming.
05:15What?
05:16I'm coming.
05:18Thank God.
05:19Chewing gum.
05:24Bubble gum.
05:25Sweets.
05:27Listen, brother.
05:28This is not American.
05:29This is a sweets.
05:30And this is chewing gum.
05:31This is bubble gum.
05:32And this is a top.
05:33Brother, this is not American.
05:35Brother, this is a chewing gum.
05:36This is a bubble gum.
05:37This is a chewing gum.
05:38This is a top.
05:38You're going to get all kinds of planes, airlines, and Jammu and Jatt.
05:43You'll get rid of them all.
05:45But in preparation for the G.I.A.,
05:47there's one for four, two for eight, and four for one.
05:50If you need anything, you can call me.
05:53I don't have a lollipop.
06:00Shut up!
06:03Sit!
06:04Sit!
06:05Sit!
06:06Get up!
06:07Enough!
06:08Stand here and speak.
06:10I'll sit here.
06:12Shut up!
06:14Shut up!
06:15Please!