Family Feud - October 13, 2023 - Full Episode
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00:00It's time to play Family Feud!
00:05Give it up for Steve Harvey!
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00:21Thanks, y'all. I appreciate that, everybody.
00:24Yeah, dude, thanks, y'all. I appreciate it.
00:28Well, welcome to Family Feud, everybody.
00:32I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
00:37Well, we got a good one for you today, everybody,
00:39returning for their second date with a total of $20,000
00:44from Philadelphia, PA.
00:46It's the Champs. It's the Smallwood family.
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00:53And from Mishawaka, Indiana, it's the Jastrzemski family.
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01:02Everybody's here trying to win themselves some cash,
01:05and somebody might have a shot at driving out of here
01:08in a brand-new car.
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01:12Well, since we already know it's the Champs,
01:14and this is the recently returning family,
01:16let's just get it on. Give me Jason. Give me Sean.
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01:23All right, fellas, welcome to the show.
01:25Top six answers on the board.
01:27Here we go. We asked 100 men,
01:30what about your ex's new boyfriend makes you jealous?
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01:36His money.
01:37His money.
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01:43His shiny new car.
01:45His shiny new car.
01:47His shiny new car.
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01:52We're gonna play this for you.
01:53We're gonna play.
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01:59Lamont, talked to 100 men.
02:01What about your ex's new boyfriend makes you jealous?
02:04His house.
02:05His house.
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02:11Cory, what about your ex's new boyfriend makes you jealous?
02:14He may have a better body.
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02:22Hey, Brandon, what about your ex's new boyfriend
02:25makes you jealous?
02:27He's better in bed.
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02:33That's one of them.
02:34That's one of them.
02:36Come on.
02:37Come on, Steve, it's up there.
02:38I know, Brandon, but how?
02:40Our name's on the line, Brandon.
02:41Our name is on the line.
02:42It's for the money.
02:43Yeah, but how would you know that, though?
02:45Our name is on the line, Brandon.
02:48You must have walked in.
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03:01Better in bed.
03:03Come on.
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03:06All right, Chris, we got two strikes.
03:08You got to be careful.
03:09The other family can steal.
03:11We asked 100 men, what about your ex's new boyfriend
03:14makes you jealous?
03:15I'm gonna go with his job, Steve.
03:17He got a better job.
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03:26All right, family, here we go.
03:27We asked 100 men, what about your ex's new boyfriend
03:30makes you jealous?
03:31Steve, we're gonna go with he's got her,
03:32and I don't no more.
03:34He's got her, and you don't no more.
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03:44Number five.
03:47all together.
03:49Four.
03:51all together.
03:53Yeah.
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03:58Let's move on to question two.
04:00Give me Ashley, give me Lamar.
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04:09All right, guys, we got top eight answers on the board.
04:11Here we go.
04:13Name something your boss would be surprised you did
04:17while he's yelling at you.
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04:21Laugh.
04:22Laugh.
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04:27Pass or play?
04:28I'm playing.
04:29You're gonna play.
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04:34Hey, Cory, name something your boss would be surprised
04:36you did while he's yelling at you.
04:38Oh, fall asleep.
04:39Fall asleep.
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04:43Yeah.
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04:46Yeah.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49At that point, it's clear you don't give a damn
04:51about your job.
04:53Man, whatever.
04:56Brandon, something your boss would be surprised you did
05:00while he's yelling at you.
05:01I've seen this happen before, Steve.
05:03I'm gonna say cry.
05:05Cry.
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05:12Chris, something your boss would be surprised you did
05:14while he's yelling at you.
05:15Steve, I'm gonna go to the bathroom on myself.
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05:23Stanley, you made out yourself.
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05:30Only one strike, Sean.
05:32Something your boss would be surprised you did
05:34while he's yelling at you.
05:36Use my phone.
05:38Just start talking over your phone.
05:42Lamar, we're back at you, man.
05:44You started this thing.
05:45We got one strike, man.
05:47Give me something else your boss would be surprised
05:49you did while he's yelling at you.
05:51Pass gas.
05:52Pass...
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06:05Pass gas.
06:08Pass gas.
06:11Yeah!
06:15But on him, though.
06:17On him.
06:21Name something your boss would be surprised you did
06:23while he's yelling at you.
06:25Give him that Philly Special on the street.
06:27Knock him out.
06:28Give him that Philly Special.
06:30Pow!
06:32Sucker punch him dead in his damn jaw.
06:37All right, Brandon, we got two strikes.
06:39You got to be careful.
06:40The other family can steal.
06:42Name something your boss would be surprised you did
06:44while he's yelling at you.
06:46I'm gonna say walk out.
06:47Walk out.
06:55Chris, two strikes.
06:56Other family can steal.
06:58Something your boss would be surprised you did
07:00while he's yelling at you.
07:01Start taking your clothes off.
07:03Name something your boss would be surprised you did
07:05while he's yelling at you.
07:07Start taking your clothes off, Steve.
07:17Now stand there and get butt naked.
07:20Never been fired naked, Steve.
07:22Let's get naked!
07:25Oh!
07:31Name something your boss would be surprised you did
07:33while he's yelling at you.
07:35Quit the job.
07:36Quit!
07:45Number four.
07:51Hey, don't go away, y'all.
07:59Welcome back to Family Feud, everybody.
08:01The Stromski family is back.
08:06Give me Steve, give me Cory.
08:15All right, fellas, point values are double.
08:17Top six answers on the board.
08:20Give me an ice cream flavor
08:22that a stripper might use as her stage name.
08:25Vanilla.
08:26Vanilla.
08:31Cinnamon.
08:32Cinnamon.
08:37Oh, playing.
08:38Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:47Brandon, well, fellas...
08:53Oh, this about to be good now.
08:56Come on, man, man, father of three.
08:58Give me an ice cream flavor that a stripper might use
09:00as her stage name.
09:02Steve, just for TV, I'm not known to frequent those places.
09:04Come on, dog.
09:05But I'm going to say chocolate.
09:07Chocolate.
09:08Hell, yeah.
09:09Chocolate.
09:15Chris, give me an ice cream flavor
09:17a stripper might use as her stage name.
09:19Strawberry, Steve.
09:20Strawberry.
09:27All the brothers got to rethink their answer now.
09:29Oh!
09:34Hey, Sean, give me an ice cream flavor
09:37that a stripper might use as her stage name.
09:39Try cookie dough.
09:45Here's cookie dough!
09:52Lamar, we got two strikes, man.
09:54I didn't think this was going to go like that.
09:56Give me an ice cream flavor
09:57that a stripper might use as her stage name.
09:59I'm going to stick to the script.
10:01Caramel.
10:02Caramel.
10:05Caramel.
10:12Steve, watch this.
10:13Watch this right here.
10:14Jason, give me an ice cream flavor
10:16that a stripper might use as her stage name.
10:18Steve, we're going to go with cherry.
10:20Cherry ice cream.
10:23Cherry, Steve.
10:24Steve.
10:33Number 6.
10:385.
10:43Number 1.
10:49The stripper's family got 211.
10:51Smallwood family not on the board.
10:53It's still anybody's game.
10:55Y'all know how this go.
10:56You're playing well, folks.
10:57Hey, y'all, don't go away.
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11:07Welcome back to the Feud, everybody.
11:09The Stripski family, 211.
11:12Smallwood family not on the board.
11:14Give me Michael.
11:15Give me Bradley.
11:17All right, fellas, point values are tripled.
11:19We got the top four answers on the board.
11:22Name an occasion that women like to celebrate
11:25more than men do.
11:27Wedding.
11:28Wedding.
11:33Baby shower.
11:34Baby shower.
11:40You're good.
11:41You're okay.
11:42Baby shower.
11:43Baby shower.
11:44You're good.
11:45You're okay.
11:54Chris, name an occasion
11:57that women like to celebrate more than men do.
12:00Steve, I'm gonna go with birthdays.
12:02Birthdays.
12:08Sean, name an occasion
12:11that women like to celebrate more than men do.
12:14That anniversary, Steve.
12:15That anniversary.
12:22Lamar, I got one answer left.
12:25You give me that one answer,
12:27your family is playing Sudden Death.
12:31Name an occasion that women like to celebrate
12:34more than men do.
12:42All right.
12:44We got one strike, Corey.
12:47Name an occasion that women like to celebrate
12:49more than men do.
12:51First date, Steve.
12:53There we go.
12:55First date.
12:57Come on.
13:00Come on.
13:02That's it, man.
13:03That's it.
13:04Don't worry, Steve, I got it.
13:05I hope so.
13:06I got it.
13:07One answer left.
13:08One answer left.
13:09You're playing Sudden Death, but you got two strikes.
13:12If it's not there, the other family can steal
13:15and win the game.
13:17We're going for the win, Valentine's Day.
13:21Valentine's Day.
13:32Well, nobody reached 300 points,
13:34so we're gonna play Sudden Death.
13:35Give me Dennis, give me Chris.
13:40All right, fellas, for this survey,
13:42we're asking for the top answer only.
13:45Whoever gets this one answer will win the game.
13:48Good luck to both of you.
13:50Here we go.
13:51Name something people stick up their noses regularly.
13:55Tissue, Steve.
13:56Tissue.
14:01Finger.
14:02Finger.
14:04Finger.
14:05Finger.
14:17I hope y'all had a good time.
14:19Y'all look good on TV.
14:21Hope y'all enjoyed it, man.
14:23Thank y'all.
14:24Hey!
14:25Y'all did it!
14:26Come on now!
14:27I need two of you!
14:29I got the Air Force.
14:31I got the Army.
14:32We've been to play for $20,000.
14:35We'll come back, fellas.
14:36We'll be right back, y'all, right after this.
14:43Welcome back to the Feud, everybody.
14:46The Jastrzemski family won the game.
14:50And now it's time to play...
14:53Fast Money!
14:55Fast Money!
14:58All right, let's go.
14:59Now, Steve is on stage.
15:00I'm gonna ask you five questions in 20 seconds.
15:02If you can't think of something, you just say pass.
15:05You and Steve together come up with 200 points.
15:07Tell everybody what you're gonna win.
15:09Steve, we're gonna win $20,000!
15:11Come on, Steve.
15:13Come on, man.
15:14All right, you ready?
15:16Yes, sir.
15:1720 seconds on the clock, please.
15:18Come on, let's go.
15:19Name something you knew you wanted
15:22the moment you laid eyes on it.
15:24My brand-new car.
15:25Name a sport with lots of ball guys.
15:28Football.
15:29On a scale of one to ten,
15:30how much of a know-it-all are you?
15:32Nine.
15:33Fill in the blank with an exact word.
15:35Love is blank.
15:37Blind.
15:38Name something cats eat that you wouldn't.
15:40Catnip.
15:42All right.
15:44Let's go.
15:52Social distancing.
15:56It's just catnip. Nailed it.
16:02Walked his ass straight to the back.
16:04Hey, we got a YouTube moment.
16:06Come on, let's go, Jason.
16:07Yes, sir.
16:08Name something you knew you wanted
16:09the moment you laid eyes on it.
16:10You said...
16:13Survey said...
16:15Yeah.
16:16Name a sport with lots of ball guys.
16:19You said...
16:21Survey said...
16:22Survey said...
16:25Scale of one to ten,
16:26how much of a know-it-all are you?
16:28You said...
16:31Survey said...
16:34Fill in the blank with an exact word.
16:36Love is blank.
16:37You said...
16:39Survey said...
16:41Yes!
16:43Name something cats eat that you wouldn't.
16:45You said...
16:48Survey said...
16:49Survey said...
16:52Off you go, Steve.
17:04If a military dude come around the corner,
17:06damn near full sprint.
17:09That's about as fast as I can run right there.
17:12All right, man.
17:13Steve, well,
17:15got a little bit of work to do.
17:16Not bad.
17:17You got 88.
17:18You need 112.
17:20Now, I'm going to tell you something.
17:22I think you can do it
17:23because I got some big answers on this card.
17:25You give them to me,
17:26we're going to win $20,000.
17:28All right?
17:29Let's go, Steve.
17:30$20,000.
17:31Here we go.
17:33All right, let's get it on.
17:34I'm going to ask you the same five questions.
17:35You cannot duplicate the answers.
17:36If you do,
17:37you're going to hear this sound.
17:39I'm going to say try again,
17:40you give me another answer.
17:41It's going to be a little bit tougher this time,
17:42so we'll give you 25 seconds.
17:43You ready?
17:44Yes.
17:45All right, let's remind everybody
17:46of Jason's answers.
17:4825 seconds on the clock, please.
17:50Name something you knew you wanted
17:53the minute you laid eyes on it.
17:55Car.
17:56Try again.
17:57House.
17:58Name a sport with lots of ball guys.
18:00Tennis.
18:01On a scale of one to 10,
18:02how much of a know-it-all are you?
18:0510.
18:07Fill in the blank with an exact word.
18:08Love is blank.
18:11Romantic.
18:12Name something cats eat that you wouldn't.
18:15Tuna.
18:17Tuna.
18:19All right, let's go.
18:22All right, team, let's see how we did.
18:23Name something you knew you wanted
18:25the minute you laid eyes on it.
18:26You said...
18:29Survey said...
18:32All right, okay.
18:34Number one answer was spouse or mate.
18:38Name a sport with lots of ball guys.
18:40You said...
18:42Survey said...
18:45Basketball.
18:46Basketball, number one answer.
18:48Scale of one to 10,
18:49how much of a know-it-all are you?
18:50You said...
18:53Survey said...
18:57Eight was the number one answer.
18:59Fill in the blank with an exact word.
19:01Love is blank.
19:02You said...
19:05Well, at least you got that.
19:06That'll go good with the wife.
19:09Survey said...
19:12Blind is the number one answer.
19:14Name something cats eat that you wouldn't.
19:16You said...
19:18Tuna, one of my favorite things.
19:21Survey said...
19:25All right.
19:26Mice and rats was number one.
19:29They got $5 a point.
19:31That's $560.
19:33But hey, they're coming right back
19:34on Family Feud, everybody.
19:36I'm Steve Harvey.
19:38We'll see you next time, folks.