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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
00:30If I don't put it on, I'll get struck by lightning.
00:41What are you doing?
00:45Don't talk nonsense!
00:56Where am I?
00:59Welcome to the Keyboard Space!
01:05What... What is this?
01:12Oh no!
01:14The keyboard has successfully been reset.
01:17The next function is to unlock it.
01:21How do I unlock it?
01:24Collect 12 unknown keys.
01:28Put them in F1 to F12 slots.
01:32Each key will trigger a corresponding function and task.
01:36Wow, advanced!
01:38If the task fails, the host will die.
01:42Good luck, Keyboard Hero!
01:49Wait, wait!
01:50Sir, your teaching is too perfunctory!
01:53Where is the Unknown Land?
01:59The Great Qing Dynasty was struck by lightning.
02:02What sin did they commit?
02:05Isn't this Chu family's fifth son-in-law?
02:09I remember he got married yesterday.
02:14What a pity.
02:16Miss Chu, the most beautiful woman in Mingyue City,
02:18is about to become a widow at such a young age.
02:21According to my observation,
02:23she was indeed struck by lightning.
02:26Let's kill her.
02:28Wait!
02:30I think I can still save her.
02:34It's a trap! Run!
02:43Hey, bro, do you need a 120?
02:48You...
02:54Am I...
02:56in a dream?
03:00Zuo An, what are you doing?
03:04Oh my god!
03:18The Unknown Land
03:26Miss,
03:28I have a cat that can turn over roots.
03:31I'd like to invite you to have a look.
03:34Is he out of his mind?
03:37Zuo An,
03:39you don't remember this?
03:41I'm your wife.
03:48God has been kind to me.
03:51It's worth my life.
03:54I deserve it.
03:58Is this the me in this world?
04:01This is too old-fashioned.
04:04Do you have to be so tragic?
04:08Where's my wife?
04:10Miss Chu is so beautiful.
04:13I'd like to have a look.
04:15Hey!
04:17Why are you looking at my wife?
04:19Honey, wait for me.
04:24Stop!
04:26Have you forgotten who you are?
04:28You're so rude.
04:30Get out of my way.
04:34How can she deserve Miss Chu?
04:38Look at her cowardly face in front of the maids.
04:41She's so beautiful.
04:44How can she be so cowardly?
04:46I'm so miserable in this world.
04:52Miss,
04:54your dress has a hole.
05:01You liar!
05:03Miss, your dress has a hole.
05:12You liar!
05:16My dear!
05:19Zuo An.
05:21I can't believe it.
05:23How can you be so...
05:25Forget it, Xue.
05:28You've made me feel so bad.
05:30You're so wrong.
05:32Let him stay here. After all, he's injured.
05:40What did you see?
05:42I didn't see anything.
05:45But why did you choose me to marry?
05:51Don't you know why I chose you?
05:55Isn't it because of our sweet love?
05:59The reason I chose you is because...
06:04I can't!
06:06Why did God do this to me?
06:10What's wrong with this silly boy?
06:13He went to the second lady's room last night.
06:15He got retribution and was struck by lightning.
06:23It's a pity that I didn't have a good time last night.
06:26I didn't have a good time with you.
06:28I didn't have a good time with such a handsome face.
06:33It's a pity that my wife was born so beautiful.
06:38And the cause of all this is because of you, brother.
06:47That's all for now.
06:50In my next life, I will grow up with my brother and fight side by side.
06:58Wait!
07:07Can you be more professional?
07:09You put it so low. Do you want to kill yourself?
07:13Who are you? Who let you in?
07:16I'm just a flower farmer in the mansion.
07:20I'm here to tell you that...
07:22you're just under a special ban today.
07:25It's not impossible to break it.
07:29Thank you for your hard work.
07:31Let's sit down and have a rest.
07:33Please.
07:37The first way to break it is to use a rare treasure.
07:42But you don't have to worry about it.
07:48Is there any other way?
07:51The second way is to get the Grandmaster Mirror.
07:56Use your own ability to break the ban.
07:59Grandmaster? What kind of mirror is it? Is it good?
08:02You don't even know that?
08:05Cultivators are born in the same level as the heaven and earth.
08:10Finally, through the training of skin, flesh, bone, blood, internal organs, and blood,
08:16they accumulate vitality and grow stronger step by step from level 2 to level 8.
08:21Level 9 controls the power of the heaven and earth.
08:24In the world of the clans, the gods start to destroy souls by the heaven and earth.
08:29When the gods are broken, they become great clansmen.
08:32Under the gods, life and death depend on them.
08:37This is too old-fashioned.
08:39No, this world can really be cultivated.
08:41I can go to heaven and earth.
08:43Above all, it is said that the gods are too weak to live forever.
08:50How long does it take for me to cultivate to be a clan master?
08:53With your qualifications, you can't be a clan master for ten lifetimes.
08:57Why am I so unlucky?
09:02I happen to have a set of strange skills.
09:05It suits you very well.
09:08What's the matter?
09:10Ordinary people cultivate by absorbing the vitality of the heaven and earth.
09:15And you have such a poor quality.
09:17Of course, you can't do it.
09:19But my martial arts is different from the traditional method.
09:23It relies on the friction between the flesh and the body as a solution.
09:26It is fully incompatible with the process of cultivation.
09:28By striking, injuring, and switching a series of combinations,
09:31you can increase your cultivation.
09:33Then you can accurately aim at the point where your qualifications are lacking.
09:35Then you can reach the blue sea of Song Shi Jing in the West Branch.
09:38Then you can complete the close layout.
09:40Have you ever done the Internet?
09:43It's too late today.
09:46I don't understand your martial arts.
09:49To put it bluntly, it's a beating.
09:52The more you get hit, the easier it is to break through.
09:54This martial art is too bad.
09:56My election is coming.
09:58I hope this set of martial arts will be passed on to you.
10:00Don't ignore me.
10:02May I ask your name?
10:04You can call me Old Man Mi.
10:08Thank you, senior.
10:23Detecting the secret point of Qishan, Phoenix Nirvana Sutra.
10:27Do you want to try activating the keyboard?
10:48Please wait for a moment in the fusion of secrets.
10:57Phoenix Nirvana Sutra
11:15Obtained the first secret point.
11:17Activate the anger value system.
11:19Unlock part of the lottery function.
11:21Anger others to collect anger value.
11:23It can be used for lottery and shopping.
11:26If anger value is not enough,
11:28the host is at risk of extinction.
11:30Is this the protagonist's experience?
11:32You don't have to look for the secret point.
11:33Just come to the sky.
11:35This is really...
11:36too cool!
11:38Activate the keyboard function for the first time.
11:40The reward will be drawn three times for free.
11:42The probability of winning the prize will be increased by three chances.
11:45Do you want to start drawing the prize?
11:49The idea of guiding guests is a bit familiar.
11:53But now I feel like I'm on fire.
12:10Let me welcome the 999 mountain village!
12:23Do you want to enter the next lottery?
12:26I don't believe it!
12:44Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
12:47What?
12:52What is this?
12:56Reduce pain.
12:58Lock blood.
13:00It looks like a life-saving prop.
13:03What does the lucky item have to do with the function?
13:06Why do I have to be lucky and let others attack me?
13:08Can't you be strict?
13:13One more time.
13:22Congratulations on winning the Happy Cannonball!
13:27Not bad, not bad.
13:29This is a good hide-and-seek.
13:31One must kill.
13:32It's a must-have item for old Liu.
13:41Please get the anger value today as soon as possible.
13:44Today is really full of harvest.
13:47The swine is here!
13:49The swine is here!
13:51Run!
13:53Run!
13:58Huh? Swine?
14:00Help me!
14:02Run!
14:08Huh? Swine?
14:10Help me!
14:26Swine!
14:32Swine!
14:37Bad dog.
14:39Swine!
14:46Fortunately, the dogs here are no different from those on Earth.
15:03Little dog,
15:05anything you pick will only hurt you.
15:09Get lost!
15:11What did you do to my swine?
15:22You actually killed my swine!
15:24This is terrible, this is terrible!
15:26I'd rather die than get hurt!
15:32I'd rather die than get hurt!
15:34This little girl is really cruel.
15:37This experience value
15:39grows pretty fast.
15:41Are you stupid?
15:43This is the whip of sorrow
15:45that my sister wanted me to find
15:47because she was afraid I'd be bullied.
15:49It can amplify the pain tenfold.
15:51Catch me again!
15:56Listen to me!
15:58What else do you want to say?
16:00I request a private settlement.
16:02What is a private settlement?
16:04A private settlement is
16:06a private deal.
16:08No!
16:10We've reached a consensus
16:12that we want to end this.
16:14So what do you want?
16:16Let's make a bet.
16:18If I can be whipped ten times
16:20I'll let go of the dog
16:22and the incident
16:24with your aunt.
16:26You want to whip me ten times?
16:28Yes.
16:30Let's make a bet.
16:32Okay.
16:34No anger value?
16:36Looks like it's not strong enough.
16:38One whip!
16:40Wait! I said it wrong.
16:42Say it again.
16:44Say it!
16:46If I win,
16:48you'll have to call me
16:50brother-in-law
16:52if you don't settle this.
16:54You!
16:56That's more like it.
16:58If you lose,
17:00I'll make you kneel
17:02and apologize to me.
17:04It's a deal.
17:06Ready, go!
17:08Go to hell!
17:16What now?
17:18I'm not ready yet.
17:20I want to drink some water.
17:22I'll whip you to death!
17:26How do I use this thing?
17:28Do I have to wipe over there?
17:32I can only use this thing
17:34five times!
17:36This keyboard is so useless.
17:38Do you want to drink water
17:40or leave the palace?
17:44Come on.
17:46Get out of my handsome face.
17:48This is your sister's favorite.
17:50Don't break it.
17:52Fine, I won't.
17:54Get ready to beg for mercy!
17:58I said I won't hit you in the face!
18:04I can't break it
18:06with one whip, can I?
18:08Hey, are you okay?
18:10You're pretending to be a demon!
18:12Happy Bubble Ball
18:14has been activated.
18:16All abnormal feelings are normal.
18:18Comfortable.
18:20Five Whips!
18:24You!
18:26Comfortable.
18:28So comfortable.
18:32That's great.
18:34Silly girl.
18:36Yes.
18:40Why don't you go on?
18:42There are still three whips left.
18:44Go on.
18:46Do you have
18:48a perverted hobby?
18:50How is that possible?
18:52I'm just a real man.
18:54I never show off.
18:56Don't pity me
18:58because I'm your brother-in-law.
19:00You're really a pervert.
19:02I'm not playing anymore!
19:04I admit defeat.
19:06Call me brother-in-law.
19:08Brother...
19:10Brother-in-law.
19:16You're really good at catching knives.
19:18I almost killed you.
19:22Nice.
19:26That was a nice punch.
19:28You're really good.
19:30The capital is happy.
19:34Wait for me to see Master and Madam.
19:36Who's that?
19:38Is that the local leader?
19:44That's outrageous.
19:46Go and change your clothes.
19:48The master and madam are waiting for you.
19:50What do you want from me?
19:52What do I want?
19:54Of course, I want to settle scores with you.
19:58But I was hurt by the Second Miss.
20:00I can't walk anymore.
20:02How could the First Miss
20:04fall for such a rascal?
20:06Hurry and get up.
20:08Don't make the Master and Madam wait too long.
20:10I don't care.
20:12If you want to leave, carry me away.
20:14Hey! I'm still injured!
20:16Show some respect!
20:18He's my son-in-law!