Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy. | dG1fbGJhS2Y0YnduM3c
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00:00I don't fuck with girls who go on boats
00:05It's hoe shit
00:10If you live in LA and you date a hot girl for long enough at some point this chick will come to you and say
00:16Something like babe. There's just this guy a friend of mine who
00:22Who wants to just take me and my eight hot girlfriends into the abyss. Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:30Why?
00:32Stay dry. Why?
00:34Like no people get fucked on boats
00:40Boats were built for fucking
00:45Since the beginning of boats people been fucking on them. B-O-A-T bring out ass and titties. It's been in front of us
00:52the whole time