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00:30Hi-ya!
00:31Night-time!
00:32They want to destroy the light of the screens, and the kindness of the Trinidad,
00:37went to them and left them!
00:39High-time!
00:40Give me the money, make me a piece, take a smile and give it to me!
00:44What's going on, what's going on?
00:46Everyone on the screen is gathering.
00:48Of course everyone is having fun!
00:50That's it, guys, I'm tired!
00:52Net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net, net,
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01:59Greetings, everyone.
02:01Welcome, guys.
02:03Hope you're doing great.
02:05You're invited to the…
02:08Couch Party.
02:10Hey guys?
02:12Where's my keyboard?
02:29This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
02:53No, no, no, no, no.
02:54Divorce means divorce.
02:56I'm fed up with you. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you.
02:59I don't want a divorce.
03:00You don't deserve it. I swear to God.
03:02You took me. You took my flesh and you cut my bones like this.
03:06I'm sick of you.
03:07No flesh, no bones.
03:09Divorce means divorce. What did I gain from you?
03:11You know, you don't spend, you don't do anything. Everything is on my head.
03:15I raised you. I respected you.
03:17I let you travel 7 or 8 times a year.
03:20After that, your father will take you where?
03:23Where will he take you?
03:24You.
03:25I will become like the celebrities.
03:27I will buy their comfort, their fun, and they will give me money.
03:31What else do you want?
03:32What else do you want other than money and comfort?
03:35You want comfort and pictures and fame.
03:38I swear to God, I will teach you and burn your heart.
03:40I will teach you. I will show you.
03:41You are not ashamed.
03:42No, no, I'm not ashamed.
03:43You are exchanging money for your children.
03:45Did you see these?
03:46Yes.
03:47I will leave them to you. You take care of them.
03:49I don't want them. You take care of them.
03:51I don't want to.
03:52Come on, come on.
03:53No, no, come on.
03:54Come on.
03:55Come here, you camera man.
03:57Give me your back and walk.
03:58You are not ashamed.
04:09One, one, one, one.
04:11What's wrong with you?
04:12Calm down, calm down, calm down.
04:16Enough.
04:17Are you kicking me out?
04:19Are you kicking me out?
04:23How do I live with you?
04:25You are kicking me out and you are coming back.
04:32You say you don't care about me and my house.
04:34You don't care about me and my house.
04:35I rented this house and I rented it for you and your tea.
04:39Where are you going?
04:42Come on, come with me.
04:43Let's show her.
04:45You have such a long tongue.
04:47And you are so sweet and you lie and you are yelling as well.
04:55Talk to her.
05:02She says, no, don't sit and talk to me.
05:04Well, you have no manners.
05:06No.
05:07And who sees her says, it's calm and pitiful.
05:09you say this is calm and peaceful
05:12inaudible
05:18the vinyal is a bad thing
05:22you have to use the north wind
05:25it will give you the solution
05:27the vinyal is the solution
05:29inaudible
05:34and the sword
05:36the guest
05:38If it hurts this much, I'll press it from the back.
05:44It doesn't hurt the back.
05:49The first time, and the second time.
05:54If this is still working, do you have the system?
05:59A new offer!
06:00Look, people are turning the wheel.
06:05We talk to them, we talk to them, and we say our demands, and each one of them writes down his conditions and his demands.
06:20Look at this one, this one wants a person who doesn't talk much.
06:29Look at this one, this one wants a person who doesn't smoke.
06:33He doesn't smoke, poor guy.
06:35Look at this one, each one of them.
06:41And this other one.
06:43These two together.
06:45Men who sanctify and value marital life.
06:51Look at this one.
06:53Look at this picture.
06:59White.
07:00White, yes.
07:02This is a woman.
07:04A woman.
07:05Even, even, even.
07:07This is a woman.
07:09What do you think?
07:10Do you communicate with them?
07:21Look at this one.
07:22He fell, he fell.
07:25Look at this one.
07:26He fell, he fell.
07:27Look at this one.
07:30In the name of Allah.
07:31What the-
07:33Why don't you win?
07:37People!
07:38Oh people!
07:39I don't like embarrassment.
07:41But oh people!
07:43What is this I am seeing?
07:45I swear to God, I swear to God, I don't want to see you again.
07:50You're going to die after 10 years.
07:53Go, so you don't fall into a pit and die laughing.
07:56Go, so you win a share and die in your wife's arms.
08:01Go, go.
08:02I said, I'm going to renew the contract.
08:04No, it's a deal.
08:07My poor heart.
08:09I'm in trouble here.
08:11Whoever took it, it's beautiful, it's beautiful, it's beautiful between you and me.
08:15Go, throw it.
08:20Go, so you don't fall into a pit.
08:22Go, so you don't fall into a pit.
08:24Go, so you don't fall into a pit.
08:27Go, go.
08:28Go, I want to...
08:34Oh, I'm going to throw up.
08:40I can't.
08:50Oh, poor thing, both of you.
08:52Come on, both of you, go, go, go.
08:57Come on, Fadja, come on.
08:58Come on, you're wearing red.
09:00Poor thing, I swear to God.
09:03Shh, you idiot.
09:05I was happy and young with my wife and children.
09:10I was missing...
09:18We can't get along, you're lucky, I'm lucky, I'm worse than you.
09:27Go, I said.
09:29I said, go, go, let's see if anyone will sleep with us tonight and then it'll be okay.
09:34I love you, dad.
09:36I love you, dad.
09:59I love you, dad.
10:01I love you, dad.
10:03I love you, dad.
10:05I love you, dad.
10:10I'm telling you, Haida, I swear to God.
10:12Oh, God, I'm going to faint.
10:14No, no, they don't say that.
10:16What do they say? We'll throw up, we'll sleep, they say we'll throw up.
10:18No, no, you'll learn, God willing.
10:20God willing, I'll learn everything with you.
10:22Yes.
10:23God, God.
10:24God willing, you'll get married.
10:25Of course.
10:26Where do you want to go, Haida?
10:29I don't know, I want to go to Cairo.
10:31Cairo?
10:33But I want to go to a place with a lot of palm trees.
10:38A place with a lot of palm trees? We'll go to Al-Hasna.
10:39That's right.
10:41The second place I want to go to is Tsunami.
10:44Tsunami?
10:45Yes, God willing.
10:46What's Tsunami?
10:47When the sea erupts.
10:49Oh, when the sea erupts?
10:50Yes, and we see the fish coming at us.
10:52I'll take you to a place you'll like.
10:55Where?
10:55By the way, I'll tell you, I'll marry you.
10:59Yes.
10:59I'll marry you.
11:01No, my love, if I break up with you, I won't break up with you.
11:05God willing, God willing.
11:06God willing, is this the opening?
11:07No, I'm saying...
11:09First...
11:10I'm saying, kill yourself, son, and take the money, and live your life.
11:16I heard you.
11:17What?
11:18I heard you, kill yourself, son, take the money, and live your life.
11:20No, that was in my mind, but I won't do it.
11:23I know.
11:24A dead father does nothing but justice.
11:26Yes, I didn't bring my mother to do it.
11:28Yes.
11:28Yes, God, God.
11:29Marriage is in the hands of God and His Messenger.
11:32Yes, and we'll get seven.
11:33Yes, take care of yourself, son, take care of yourself.
11:35Wait a minute.
11:36Yes?
11:36Before we go, where are your brothers, Abu Jatla and Sniper, where are they?
11:42Abu Jatla went to prison.
11:44Oh, I'm afraid they'll kill you now.
11:47Yes, and Sniper, two of them.
11:50Yes.
11:51They let him work on the computer and hackers.
11:55They took Jasouf.
11:56They took him, yes, and he worked with them.
11:58But I'm afraid they'll kill you.
12:00Where will they kill us? They'll see us.
12:02Now we're taking the money, and we're going to live our lives.
12:05Our lives, of course.
12:06And the rest of the world.
12:07The rest of the world?
12:08Yes, but did you give them the money or not?
12:10I gave them.
12:11And the show?
12:12It's theirs, from the bogey.
12:13Yes, the bogey, like candy.
12:15Move, my love.
12:17They're coming for you, Kairo.
12:37Yes, all right, all right, yes.
12:41And now the club is empty.
12:43Yes, good, good.
12:45How many players are there?
12:48Hmm, 170.
12:51Yes, 40 feet, and a basket, and a swimming pool.
12:55All right, all right.
12:57The commitments, the financial report, all of it.
13:00Where did they go?
13:01In Italy, huh?
13:02Where in Italy?
13:04Ah, the pizza.
13:06OK, OK.
13:08That's it.
13:10That's it.
13:11God willing, yes.
13:12I'll see.
13:14What's the club's website?
13:16Rasnafidh.
13:17Yes, thank you, thank you.
13:20Yes, hello, hello.
13:22Yes, of course, of course.
13:23I'll arrange the club.
13:25I'll rearrange it.
13:26Yes, all right.
13:29Yes, Abu Fares, I see you're talking about sports.
13:33I'm an expert, I mean, do you have a job in sports?
13:36Well, I don't have one, but I have money.
13:38I have one.
13:42An Italian businessman.
13:43Yes.
13:44OK, he said he doesn't have one right now, and he's in a financial crisis.
13:47And I saw the global financial crisis that he's in.
13:51Yes, yes.
13:51He said, Abu, I have this club.
13:53Ah.
13:54Take it.
13:55You're buying a club?
13:56I took it, yes, I took it, and that's it.
13:58I mean, it's done.
14:00No, this is a good investment.
14:02It's a good investment, right?
14:03Yes, it's a good investment.
14:04And the person I'm looking for is about 45 million.
14:08Yes.
14:09I took the club with the players.
14:10What's the club's level?
14:11There are two levels.
14:13What's the club's level?
14:14The club's level is third.
14:15Ah, third.
14:16Yes.
14:17Yes, if it goes up to the second level, and the first level,
14:20it'll be worth millions.
14:22Yes, yes.
14:23It's a good investment.
14:25Yes, it's good, and there's an investment.
14:28Yes.
14:29There's a restaurant on the street, in the club.
14:31Yes, yes.
14:31Yes.
14:32I said, Abu Faris, look, they're selling the club or something to your brother.
14:37Look, it's a good investment.
14:38I'd like to be your neighbor.
14:40Yes, yes, I'd like to see your club.
14:42Yes, we're in any place, you know?
14:45Yes.
14:45I have one in my house, I'd like to see it.
14:47I'd like to see it in Italy.
14:49I have a little bit of money.
14:49Yes.
14:50The third level, the second level, it'll be cheaper.
14:53No.
14:54The first level, it'll be a high price.
14:57A high price, yes, yes.
14:58And honestly, I'll arrange the club.
15:01Yes, you'll change it.
15:02I'll take the players.
15:03I know, from our guys here, I see a special player, I'll take him.
15:09We'll support him, what can we do? We'll support him.
15:12Yes, yes.
15:12We'll support the guys.
15:13Yes, yes.
15:14Yes.
15:15I'll buy a neighbor, I mean, I'll tell you, a neighbor.
15:22Al-Saeed.
15:22Al-Saeed, I'll help you.
15:24No, God willing, God willing.
15:25God bless you, Abu Faris.
15:27I'll take Maradona, he might play.
15:30Maradona is there.
15:32Yes, Maradona, yes.
15:33Yes.
15:34Cristinano, what's his name?
15:36I know him, I don't make mistakes with names.
15:38Yes.
15:39Cristinano, Cristinano?
15:40Cristiano.
15:42Cristiano.
15:43Yes.
15:44And, look, Mohamed Salah was with you, he's a good guy.
15:49Yes, I talked to him.
15:51He said, I'll play, I'll play at the Farboul at night.
15:56I said, play with us at noon.
15:58At noon, yes.
15:58Or in the morning, stay at my club.
16:00Yes.
16:00And I'll take you to play a game.
16:03He didn't agree.
16:04He said, no, I can't do anything, excuse me.
16:06Ah, good, good.
16:08I'll see, I'll see.
16:10No problem, no problem.
16:12I'll take a player from the Hala, a player from Egypt, a player from the United Nations,
16:16a player from the youth, a player from the Emirates, a player from Kuwait,
16:19a player from the Gulf, you know?
16:21You'll make a club?
16:22If it's from Oman, Egypt, I'll bring players.
16:25Yes, yes.
16:26That's good, Abu Faris.
16:28Yes, and all the games.
16:30Football, basketball.
16:31Yes.
16:32You know.
16:33I thought it was just football.
16:34No, no, no, no, no.
16:35We'll be distinguished in all the games.
16:37Yes.
16:37Yes, we'll see.
16:38And if they don't succeed,
16:40you know, and the club doesn't develop,
16:42we'll leave it for ourselves, for our children.
16:45For our parties.
16:46Our parties, our parties, our friends.
16:49Yes, yes.
16:49Yes.
16:50You'll cover the stadium from above, and the stadium will be happy.
16:53The stadium will be happy.
16:54It will be happy.
16:55Abu Faris and Qutaiba.
16:57Yes.
16:57They'll come and they'll do a lot for us.
17:00We'll play two games in a row.
17:09If Abu Faris gets over the players,
17:11I'll give him $1 million.
17:15I'll invite all the players,
17:17and I'll give them an opportunity
17:20to show how hard the players they faithful.
17:22Then we'll have to work very hard.
17:24So you'llbang any game?
17:25Yes, we will ban the games.
17:27Whoever does one has to come.
17:32I don't mind losing 40 K lividayas.
17:37And if I lose my head, then I'll never get my head back
18:07I say, the plans that I gave you, do you remember them?
18:14Now they are being taught in the academic institutes, the academic institutes abroad
18:20Academic institutions?
18:21Academic institutions
18:23Yes, academic institutions
18:26Then they honored me and gave me an Oscar
18:32Oscar for cinema?
18:34They gave me a Nobel Prize for medicine
18:45But you are not a doctor
18:46He is a football doctor
18:48I opened a branch for him and he is a football doctor
18:52Wow
18:53And you are not married yet, I told you after 20 years you won't be able to get married
18:57There is no fate
19:00I got out of the car and saw two cars in front of my house
19:06They were European cars
19:09The owner of the car was a player named Bayern Munich
19:12Bayern Munich?
19:13Yes
19:14And Juventus
19:16The other car
19:18He told me to get out of the car
19:20And we left the club
19:22He told me to stay with him in Cebita and India
19:25To rest
19:27I stayed with the guys
19:29Good for you
19:30I stayed at home
19:32Where did you go?
19:35I went straight to Brazil
19:38I went straight to Brazil
19:40It was an hour and a half
19:42Did you drink coffee?
19:43No, I got there and I taught them how to catch the ball
19:49Because I wrote a book on how to catch the ball
19:53I reached this stage
19:55Thank God
19:57No, no, I am joking
20:00I heard you have a football team
20:03No, no, it is a football team
20:06I got my name out, they are in the market now
20:10What is his name?
20:13Cristiano
20:15So you are a coach
20:16No, no, I get the players out
20:18Cristiano
20:19He knocks on the door and tells you to get out
20:21I get out
20:22The guys want you out
20:24That is my job
20:25Great
20:26Offers
20:27Offers
20:28I got offers from all over India
20:31Offers
20:32From all over Africa
20:33I only played with Nadir Fath
20:36Nadir Fath
20:37Nadir Fath
20:38I only played with my friends
20:42You can't find better offers than the ones we have here
20:46Yes, I played with them but they all lost
20:48They didn't play with me
20:50But my name is in the team
20:53Yes
20:54My name is in the team
20:56You can't find better offers than the ones we have here
21:00Cheap refrigerators
21:02Cheap toilets
21:04We have everything here
21:06Especially the return to school
21:08Yes
21:09Great
21:10No more flyers
21:12Maybe
21:13I noticed that we all grew up
21:15Except for the coach, only his daughter changed
21:19The older ones made me drink tea while he was playing
21:24He is not the only one who made me drink tea
21:27I am talking about the guys
21:28He made me drink tea while he was playing
21:30Yes, we know
21:31Where do they distribute the flyers?
21:34It doesn't work on us
21:36It doesn't work
21:38We are athletes
21:40I invite you to my club every night
21:43For dinner
21:44You have a club?
21:45Yes
21:46These beautiful eyes
21:49Masha'Allah
21:50These morning eyes
21:52Sir, can you please cut this meat for us?
21:55We can't eat it
21:57I put my food in the fridge
21:59I can't eat it
22:01This place is too much
22:05If there is orange juice for dinner
22:08Do you want sugar?
22:10No, I don't want sugar
22:11Do you want sugar?
22:12No, I don't want sugar
22:13Do you want sugar?
22:14No, I don't want sugar
22:16Look at this ball
22:18We scored goals with it
22:20Look at what happened to it
22:22This is history
22:24It became famous like us
22:26It's all out
22:27We never scored a goal with it
22:29This was your last shot
22:31Yes, look
22:32Look at it
22:34Yes
22:35When you were a goalkeeper
22:37I don't have any money
22:39But I played
22:44I don't have money
22:46But I played
22:48I don't have money
22:50But I played
22:52I don't have money
22:54But I played
22:56I don't have money
22:58But I played
23:00I don't have money
23:02But I played
23:04I don't have money
23:06But I played
23:08I don't have money
23:10But I played
23:12The screen is on fire
23:14And the ball is flying
23:16It's gone
23:18It's gone
23:20Give me the money
23:22Take the ball and pass it
23:24What's happening?
23:26Everyone is gathering on the screen
23:28Everyone is enjoying
23:30Enough, guys
23:32Net, net, net, net
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