It's Showtime: The rap star ‘FLOW G’ is here! (Kalokalike)
Aired (September 27, 2024): Ang Filipino famous rapper na ‘Flow G,’ bumisita sa ‘It’s Showtime!’
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00:30JLM Alonso!
00:32I'm JLM Alonso, the Flow G of Malabon.
00:38I'm not with you today, I'm shy.
00:40But I promise, you'll enjoy.
00:50You can't blame me for this.
00:52I just did what's natural.
00:54And I waited for them to pay.
00:56I did what's loved.
00:58I waited for them to pay.
01:00I waited for them to pay.
01:02But I didn't know, I was just a fool.
01:04I grew up, I grew up.
01:06I'm used to being modern.
01:08I didn't know, I didn't know.
01:10I was so blind.
01:12I couldn't believe it.
01:14I couldn't show you what's real.
01:16I had to fill my thoughts.
01:18Even if I'm just a small kid.
01:20I know you'll forget to watch.
01:22How I'll explain.
01:24And how I'll wait.
01:26How I'll wait.
01:28How I'll wait.
01:30How I'll wait.
01:32How I'll wait.
01:34How I'll wait.
01:36How I'll wait.
01:38How I'll wait.
01:40How I'll wait.
01:42How I'll wait.
01:44How I'll wait.
01:46How I'll wait.
01:48How I'll wait.
01:50How I'll wait.
01:52How I'll wait.
01:54How I'll wait.
02:24Oh, that's the one.
02:26You can do a collab, right?
02:28Because he's rapping.
02:30You look like a boy pick up.
02:32Hip hop, hip hop.
02:34But you have a slim waist now.
02:36It's better if Klo-G does a bling.
02:38Klo-G might steal.
02:40Huh?
02:42Klo-G might steal.
02:44That's what you said?
02:46There's a lot of thieves here.
02:48There's a lot of marshals here.
02:50Who might steal here?
02:52Where did you hide it?
02:54You hid it here.
02:56You're safe here.
02:58Did you hide it or did you sell it to Boss Toyo?
03:00It's near.
03:02It's expensive.
03:06But your husband came here
03:08during the showtime.
03:10They're married.
03:12How are you?
03:14It's okay.
03:16We're still happy.
03:18We're still making good memories.
03:20That's important.
03:22How are your groupmates?
03:24They have a group, right?
03:26Ex-Batallion.
03:28Ex-Batallion.
03:30They're ex-Batallion.
03:32They're MCs.
03:34They're ex-Batallion.
03:36How are your groupmates?
03:38Are you still close?
03:40We're still close.
03:42We still have contact.
03:44Who's the richest among you?
03:46I'm not sure.
03:48I'm not sure.
03:50But you're all rich.
03:52But you're not that rich.
03:54Why me?
03:56You're not that rich.
03:58He always announces it.
04:00He's always on the red carpet.
04:02He always brings the red carpet.
04:04Maybe you can make me richer.
04:06Do you have a manager?
04:08I have a manager but
04:10he's busy now.
04:12He's busy.
04:14A manager shouldn't be like that.
04:16He's always busy.
04:18He won many awards.
04:20He won many awards.
04:22You're the one who won the most awards.
04:24You're the one who won the most awards.
04:26He even has a throne.
04:28He even has a throne.
04:30The mark I use
04:32The mark I use
04:34on my music video is the throne.
04:36on my music video is the throne.
04:38So now,
04:40you're using it to eat?
04:42What's the name of that throne?
04:44The throne I'm using
04:46is G-Wolf.
04:48G-Wolf?
04:50He really has a name.
04:52Is that your real name?
04:54Because Joji has a real name.
04:56Because some people
04:58have a nickname.
05:00If they have a real name,
05:02they're called Tato.
05:04They're like that.
05:06Your neighbor is a super idol.
05:08Your face is like that.
05:10He's like that.
05:12You're not used to it?
05:14You're not used to it?
05:16What's the name of that?
05:18It's 64.
05:20Your voice is like that.
05:22Your face is like that.
05:24Your face is like that.
05:26What's the problem?
05:2864.
05:32How does he sing
05:34when he imitates me?
05:36Nandini
05:38Like that.
05:40It's a remix of
05:42Kuya Og's songs.
05:44I want to use that
05:46so we'll have fans
05:48there.
05:50My neighbor is also an idol.
05:52Really?
05:54His voice is like that.
05:56What's the problem?
05:58His bandmates made fun of him.
06:04But your neighbor
06:06is an idol.
06:08Tell us what your neighbor did.
06:10All of his dances
06:12are like yours.
06:14Yes, all of them.
06:16Mr. B-Boy.
06:18Mr. B-Boy.
06:20Mr. Suave.
06:22Mr. B-Boy.
06:24That's B-Boy and Berleda.
06:26President of OPM.
06:28Mr. Suave.
06:30The song of Mr. B-Boy is
06:32Sheryl Cruz.
06:39Perfect.
06:41DJ M-O-Z.
06:43He memorized that.
06:45This is the problem.
06:47What's the problem?
06:49Do you know what he did?
06:51He threw his face on the wall.
06:53He threw his face on the wall.
06:55It's like he's a clown.
07:00They're amazing.
07:02They're amazing.
07:08His head is broken.
07:12His neighbor is amazing.
07:14His head is broken.
07:16Tell us about your neighbor
07:18who is an idol of Ryan Bang.
07:20Here's the problem.
07:22Ryan Bang is very similar.
07:24His face.
07:26He's Korean.
07:28His height.
07:30He's tall.
07:32What did he do?
07:34He made him smell bad.
07:36That's what he did.
07:38They're amazing.
07:40They're amazing.
07:42He made him smell bad.
07:46Ryan Bang, tell us about your neighbor
07:48who is an idol of Kareel.
07:50They're amazing.
07:52What did he do?
07:54My neighbor is an idol of Kareel.
07:56His face.
07:58His face.
08:00Do you know what he did?
08:02He went to Jupiter.
08:04He's an alien.
08:06I don't think so.
08:12Wait a minute, Ryan.
08:16I have a lot of neighbors
08:18and they're here.
08:20Call me.
08:22Babydance, come here.
08:24Why?
08:26I didn't know you're a babydance.
08:28I realized.
08:30Kareel.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:34He's about to enter.
08:36Kareel, don't do that.
08:38Don't do that to Kareel.
08:40They're here.
08:42Ryan.
08:46Kareel.
08:48A lot has happened.
08:50We forgot
08:52there's a contestant.
08:54It's Flojie.
08:56Flojie.
08:58Thank you, girls.
09:06Flojie is your idol.
09:08She's my idol.
09:10What will you say to Flojie?
09:12Maybe
09:14the first thing I'll do
09:16is to say hello to her.
09:18First of all,
09:20it's rare for an idol
09:22to say hello to her fan.
09:24But she was riding a motorcycle.
09:26What did you see?
09:28That was fast.
09:30What will you say to her?
09:32I'll say,
09:34How are you, Flojie?
09:36What's your next gig?
09:38Where will you go next?
09:40Do you watch her shows?
09:42At first,
09:44we were supposed to meet
09:46at their restaurant
09:48for brunch.
09:50But I couldn't make it
09:52because it was crowded.
09:54But did she know you?
09:56Did she know
09:58you have an idol
10:00like Johan J. Alonzo?
10:02No, but I'm still trying
10:04my best to reach out to her.
10:06Flojie is amazing.
10:08Flojie is good at making songs.
10:10What's her nickname?
10:12Alkacid.
10:14Flojie Alkacid.
10:16I'm presenting OPM.
10:18I thought it was T.S.
10:20I thought it was Tonjie.
10:22Flojie Tonjie.
10:24Flojie Tonjie.
10:26But you know,
10:28you're a whole man,
10:30and you're good at rapping.
10:32Look at her.
10:34She's like this.
10:36What's that?
10:38Flojie has something
10:40like that in her ears.
10:42What's that?
10:44You're confused.
10:46She's like an idol.
10:48She's really an idol.
10:50Flojie,
10:52I hope you're happy
10:54that you're here with
10:56Johan J. Alonzo.
10:58Let's find out
11:00what's the riddle
11:02for contestant number 2.
11:04Flojie, let's ask
11:06what's the riddle
11:08for many people.
11:10Kaloka or Kalokalike.
11:14I see many
11:16kalokalikes.
11:18There are many kalokalikes.
11:20There are many kalokalikes.
11:22Let's do it here.
11:26Hi!
11:28Shout out, Sian.
11:30Here.
11:32Sian.
11:34Hey!
11:36What's up!
11:38You're full of energy.
11:40What's your name?
11:42What's your riddle?
11:44She's a bit
11:46kalokalike in color,
11:48but she's full of energy.
11:50That's all.
11:52Is she good at rapping?
11:54She's okay.
11:56She's really good.
11:58Thank you so much.
12:00Thank you so much.
12:02We found her love team.
12:04Congrats!
12:06It's launching.
12:10Let's listen to her comment.
12:12Rufo M. Quinto.
12:14Let's clap.
12:16Jairil,
12:18you're not
12:20Johan in real life.
12:22Who should I judge?
12:24Johan.
12:26Wait.
12:28Let me see your jacket.
12:30Do you have a tattoo?
12:32No.
12:34That's why you're wearing a jacket.
12:36But for me,
12:38you're a bit crazy.
12:40I'll tell you the meaning of crazy.
12:42I got the password.
12:44Thank you, Meme.
12:46The definition.
12:48Don't give it away.
12:50I'm sharing it.
12:52This is slow.
12:56I'm the one who's slow.
13:00An adaption of the word
13:02loka.
13:04It's used to describe something
13:06bewildering.
13:08Bewildering.
13:12What does that mean?
13:14Bewildering.
13:16Confusing.
13:18Surprising.
13:20It's often used
13:22in exaggerated situations
13:24for expressing
13:26disbelief or
13:28amazement.
13:30In Tagalog, you're crazy.
13:32Crazy.
13:34Right?
13:36I have family in the U.S.
13:38French-French family.
13:40They want to know.
13:42I translate.
13:44They have to understand.
13:46If you were to give her
13:48some words of wisdom,
13:50what would you give her?
13:52I will just keep on singing
13:54because I believe that
13:56singing is
13:58soothing to the ears.
14:02To the mind.
14:04Music is
14:06serenity
14:08and life.
14:10Yes.
14:12But it's not...
14:14It's not
14:16smooth.
14:18It's cozy.
14:20Cozy.
14:22Is it cozy?
14:24It's not cozy.
14:26Cozy is different.
14:28It's U.S.
14:30Hello,
14:32French in the U.S.
14:34It's cozy.
14:36It's cool.
14:38My kids are crazy.
14:40What's your advice to me?
14:42Don't worry.
14:44Gladys and her kids
14:46will have a debriefing after.
14:48Thank you, Rufa May.
14:50Thank you so much, Hurado.
14:52Rufa May, Keith.
14:54For your words of wisdom,
14:56Hurado, you can give
14:58the Flow G of Malabon City.