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00:00We're giving you a week's worth of medicine. Everything will be fine.
00:15Here you go. Take it in the morning and evening.
00:20Okay.
00:21Next!
00:26Sit down.
00:31What's your name?
00:33Savita.
00:43What's your problem?
00:45Doctor, I've been having a stomach ache for the past few days.
00:50Show me your hand.
01:01Take a deep breath.
01:07Turn around.
01:16What happened?
01:18Doctor, I'm feeling ticklish.
01:21I'm having a stomach ache.
01:23I have to check. I'm a doctor.
01:26We'll check your stomach too.
01:28Go and lie down.
01:30Where?
01:31Just go. We'll be right back.
01:56Doctor!
02:21We're coming.
02:26Mr. Rameshwar! What brings you here?
02:29Doctor, I came to meet you.
02:33I wanted to know when the second treatment will be.
02:38Mr. Rameshwar, first finish the first treatment.
02:42We'll do the second treatment.
02:44Okay.
02:45Tell me something.
02:46Go ahead.
02:47How's your wife's mood?
02:49She's in a good mood.
02:51She was very happy yesterday.
02:53But she fell asleep.
02:56That's good.
02:58I've treated her.
03:00That's why she's very happy.
03:02What did you say?
03:03I said, until the course is over,
03:06keep a distance from her and be happy.
03:10Doctor, you treat her and the patient is happy.
03:13That's possible.
03:14Look, how happy I am.
03:17Be happy.
03:18And let me find my happiness too.
03:20Let's go.
03:21Goodbye.
03:22Goodbye, doctor.
03:23Yes.
03:24Let's go.
03:26Doctor, please come.
03:28I'm coming.
03:29Treat me too.
03:30I'm coming.
03:35Get up.
03:37Look, your treatment can't be done today.
03:40Why not today?
03:41When will it be done?
03:43It'll be done soon.
03:44It's crowded outside.
03:45But I'm dying for the injection.
03:48I'll give you a lot of injections.
03:50Someday, I'll call you here.
03:52We'll treat the other leg at night.
03:55Are you sure?
03:56Yes, I'm sure.
04:05Bye.
04:13Hello.
04:15Hello.
04:16How are you?
04:17Brother Nandu.
04:18Brother Nandu.
04:20Mohan, it's you.
04:22Why didn't you come to the clinic today?
04:24Brother Nandu, I was coming to you.
04:27But I'm going to the village.
04:29I have to treat the patient.
04:30I'll meet you in the evening.
04:31Brother Nandu, won't you ask me why I came to you?
04:35Okay, tell me.
04:36What's the matter?
04:37Will you ask me everything standing on the cycle?
04:39Come, let's sit there and then I'll tell you.
04:42Let's go, brother.
04:43Let's go.
04:47Brother Mohan, tell me quickly.
04:49I have to go to the village to treat the patient.
04:53Tell me.
04:59Are you smoking?
05:02Let me smoke.
05:04What's this?
05:05Did you call me to smoke?
05:07It's not a cigarette.
05:08It's a bowl.
05:09Hit me.
05:10Bowl?
05:11You know that I don't smoke marijuana.
05:13Brother Nandu, this is not marijuana.
05:15It's marijuana.
05:17It's a new product.
05:19Hit me.
05:20Marijuana?
05:22You're making fun of me.
05:24Tell me the truth.
05:25What product are you talking about?
05:26Marijuana.
05:27Marijuana.
05:29Marijuana.
05:30Marijuana.
05:31Marijuana.
05:32What product are you talking about?
05:34Brother Nandu, I was...
05:36Marijuana.
05:38I was talking about marijuana.
05:40What marijuana?
05:41The same marijuana...
05:42...that you always look at with lustful eyes.
05:46I look at it?
05:48What's wrong in looking at it?
05:50That's what I'm saying.
05:52It's ready to quench your thirst for love.
05:57Is that so?
05:59But how do you know?
06:01Seema was saying...
06:05...that Guddi's youth...
06:08...is ready to quench your thirst for love.
06:14Is that so?
06:17Mohan, you know...
06:19...that I don't want to get involved with unmarried girls.
06:21You can find another girl.
06:23I'm going. Hold the cigarette.
06:24I want to see Marij.
06:26Nandu...
06:27Nandu...
06:28I'm telling you...
06:29...this is a very lucky opportunity.
06:31So don't miss it.
06:32You're trying to...
06:33...ruin your own life.
06:35You're making me wear...
06:36...Guddi's garland.
06:37I'm going.
06:39Nandu...
06:40I'm telling you...
06:41...wear the garland.
06:42You won't get such a garland.
06:44I won't wear it.
06:45I'm going.
06:49Nandu...
06:51...neither eats fresh fruits...
06:53...nor lets me drink fresh milk.
06:55What's so special about them?
06:59What's so special about them?
07:04Come on, Mohan.
07:05Tell Seema...
07:07...to arrange something else.
07:26Shambhu...
07:31Is anyone home?
07:32Doctor...
07:34Come in.
07:35What brings you here?
07:36I told you I came to your village...
07:38...to treat a patient.
07:40I thought I'd meet you too.
07:42And the new moon is coming.
07:44Is everything ready?
07:46Yes, doctor.
07:47I've made all the arrangements.
07:49You're ready.
07:50But I'll have to check on my wife.
07:52I'll have to do a check-up.
07:53I'll have to do a check-up.
07:55What about her?
07:56Yes.
07:57Come.
07:58Do a check-up.
07:59Come, doctor.
08:00Let's go.
08:06Rita...
08:08Rita...
08:09Yes?
08:10Rita...
08:11Coming.
08:12Yes?
08:13This is the doctor.
08:15Hello.
08:16Hello.
08:17Where's Seema?
08:19Ask her to bring two cups of tea.
08:21She...
08:22She's gone somewhere.
08:23This girl...
08:24Okay.
08:25Bring two cups of tea.
08:26Yes, I'll get it.
08:27Hey, sir.
08:28I don't drink tea.
08:31I drink milk.
08:33What, doctor?
08:34You take care of your health too?
08:36What can I do?
08:37I have to take care of the health of the whole village.
08:39So I have to take care of my health.
08:42Then I'll give you milk.
08:44I'll keep drinking milk.
08:46Let me check on you first.
08:47What do you want to check?
08:48I told you...
08:49I told you about the well in the forest.
08:51Oh.
08:52I see.
08:53Then lie down.
08:55Come.
08:59Doctor...
09:00Check properly.
09:01Don't worry.
09:02Lie down.
09:15Sambu...
09:16Go and get water.
09:18Yes.
09:19Okay, doctor.
09:25Sister-in-law...
09:26Please remove your veil.
09:28I can't hear your heartbeat.
09:43Sister-in-law...
09:44Everything is loose upstairs.
09:46What happened?
09:47Three children have been fed milk.
09:49So it's loose.
09:51Show me.
10:16Open your legs.
10:18Why?
10:19I want to check.
10:25How do you know that everything is loose downstairs?
10:28You were the one who said...
10:29Three children have been fed milk.
10:31So it's loose.
10:33Oh.
10:34So are you men always tight?
10:36No, I'm not always tight.
10:38But when the time comes, I become tight.
10:40Yes.
10:41Even I become tight when the time comes.
10:43Okay.
10:44I'll give you the medicine.
10:46Everything will become tight.
10:52Take it, doctor.
10:53Keep it.
11:12Sister-in-law...
11:13Don't be scared.
11:14It will hurt a little.
11:17Wow.
11:23Take this.
11:26Okay.
11:27Give him water.
11:28Take it.
11:29Drink cold water.
11:33If you have any problem, tell Shambhu.
11:36Okay?
11:37Okay, doctor.
11:38Do you remember Shambhu?
11:39Yes.
11:40Come at 11 o'clock at night.
11:41Bring the prayer material.
11:42Yes, doctor.
11:43Sure.
11:46I'll leave now.
11:47Okay.
11:49Yes, doctor.
11:50I told you that there are more patients.
11:51Yes.
11:52Okay?
11:53Bye.
11:55Hurry up.
11:56If he leaves, what's the use of you going?
11:59I'm going.
12:00When will I fly with wings?
12:16Okay.
12:17Bye.
12:46He has seen everything.
12:48I think Mohan has told him everything.
12:51That's great.
12:53So?
12:54What will happen now?
12:55What you have never imagined will happen.
12:59That too will happen.
13:03With this excuse, I will also cool down.
13:08Okay, listen.
13:09Meet Mohan and find out.
13:11When is the plan?
13:12Oh.
13:13You are so restless.
13:15So much so that I can't control my tongue.
13:19It's coming out.
13:21I can see that.
13:22Come on, don't worry.
13:24Maybe both our wishes will be fulfilled tomorrow night.
13:30Doctor.
13:34Who is this?
13:36Hey, Savita.
13:37How are you?
13:38Are you fine?
13:40I'm fine.
13:41Your health is fine.
13:42But internal treatment has not been done yet.
13:46I told you.
13:47Come to my clinic tonight.
13:49Internal treatment will be done.
13:52Husband and children stay at home.
13:54I can't come there at this time.
13:57I can't do anything about it.
13:59If you want internal treatment, you have to come to the clinic.
14:02Listen.
14:03Can't the treatment be done here?
14:05Where here?
14:06At my house.
14:07Are you crazy?
14:08It can't be done at home.
14:09Your husband will be there.
14:10Your children will be there.
14:12They are not there.
14:13They will come in the evening.
14:15Do it.
14:16Treatment.
14:19Okay.
14:40Hmm.
14:42Hmm.
14:53Hey, Nandu.
14:54How did you refuse?
14:56Just a while ago, Guddi and I were together.
14:59That time he was staring at Guddi as if he would rape her.
15:02Really?
15:03Of course.
15:05This Nandu.
15:07Even I don't understand.
15:09He is a big idiot.
15:11He is not an idiot.
15:13He is an idiot.
15:15First of all, he is a doctor.
15:17And on top of that, he has a secret disease.
15:19He is a secret lover.
15:20Did you remember from the secret disease?
15:22That your Seema
15:24along with him has created such a swag
15:27that if you don't make that Nandu a fool
15:30then change my name.
15:32Really?
15:33So what are you going to do?
15:35Wait.
15:36You will know.
15:37That's not possible.
15:39My heart is eager to dive in your sea.
15:44Really?
15:45I told you that I have to go to meet Guddi.
15:48Seema.
15:49Think about my Tuntuna.
15:51No.
16:00But
16:02will you meet her tonight?
16:03Yes, I will.
16:04At least take your dupatta.
16:08Disease?
16:09What disease?
16:10And why?
16:11Guddi Rani.
16:13Nandu's eyes are wide open.
16:16Yes.
16:17His eyes are wide open.
16:19As if the whole packet will get sucked in at once.
16:22And when Mohan
16:24told her to meet him
16:26then he refused.
16:27But
16:28what does he have to do with the disease?
16:30When you are sick
16:32then he will come to see you.
16:34And when he comes to see you
16:35then he will come close to you.
16:37And when he comes close to you
16:39then he will touch your youth.
16:42Oh God.
16:43Why are these doctors doing this?
16:45You fool.
16:46This is a doctor's job.
16:48Really?
16:49So what will he get by touching my youth?
16:53When he touches your youth
16:55then he will get addicted to youth.
16:58And then he will not be able to stop himself from meeting you.
17:01And then he will call you to the clinic.
17:03And then he will call you to the clinic.
17:05And
17:06what will he check?
17:08First of all
17:09he will measure the temperature of your youth.
17:12And then he will see
17:13how hot it is.
17:15And then he will sprinkle water on it.
17:19And
17:20with this excuse
17:21you and Mohan will also get together.
17:24Oh God.
17:25I can't wait to get together.
17:31Really?
17:32And
17:33what excuse have you made
17:35for the disease?
17:37You tell him
17:38that it is very hot in here.
17:39Yes.
17:40I can't tell him so much.
17:42Tell him
17:43that my friend has told me that I have hysteria.
17:46He will understand
17:47and he will treat me.
17:48And what is this hysteria?
17:52Hysteria.
17:55Yes.
17:56Yes.
17:57Yes God.
18:02Yes.
18:07How is your health?
18:10Everything will be fine.
18:11Everything will be fine.
18:12Doctor, treat me also.
18:13We will treat you.
18:14I will give you the medicine.
18:15Hello doctor.
18:16Hello.
18:17Take this.
18:19A box of sweets.
18:21Sweets?
18:22For what?
18:23Doctor
18:24with your blessings
18:25me, dad
18:26and
18:27Ronnie got the good fortune of becoming a mother.
18:29I see.
18:30We went to the hospital
18:31and there we came to know
18:32that Ronnie is pregnant.
18:34Doctor.
18:36Yes.
18:37Where did you go?
18:39Nowhere.
18:40Here only.
18:41Okay doctor.
18:42We will leave now.
18:43Okay.
18:44Ronnie.
18:45Let's go.
18:54Brother Nandu.
18:55What happened?
18:56Let's go.
18:57We have to see the patient.
18:58Have the sweets.
18:59Leave the sweets and let's go.
19:00Will you tell me what happened?
19:01Brother Nandu.
19:02Will you ask everything here?
19:03Let's go.
19:04We will tell you on the way.
19:05Okay.
19:06We will bring the bag.
19:09Let's go.
19:13Seema.
19:14My heart is beating very fast.
19:16I am scared.
19:17If Nandu comes to know
19:19that we are making an excuse.
19:21Then what will happen?
19:22How will he come to know?
19:24There is no sign of this disease.
19:26Yes.
19:27When he touches your heart.
19:29He will feel very hot.
19:30That's it.
19:31Then he will understand
19:32what disease it is.
19:33He will treat it.
19:34Then everything will be fine.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yes.
19:38When he touches your heart.
19:41He will go crazy to meet you.
19:45Come.
19:46Brother Nandu.
19:50What is the problem?
19:51I don't understand anything doctor.
19:55My whole body is itching.
19:57Like the current of electricity.
19:59Okay.
20:00We will check.
20:02Okay doctor.
20:03You do a good check up.
20:05We are standing outside.
20:06Okay Mohan.
20:10We will bring tea.
20:16Hold your breath.
20:19Not small.
20:20Take a big breath.
20:24Take a deep breath.
20:49What is happening with us?
20:50What is happening with us?
20:52I feel like I am suffering in Guddi's love.
20:56Nandu dear.
20:57This is not right.
20:59You had decided.
21:01For some unmarried girl.
21:03You don't want to get trapped.
21:05We won't get trapped.
21:07We won't get trapped.
21:09But what will we do?
21:11Yes.
21:13We will plan.
21:15So that our work is done.
21:17And we won't get trapped.
21:21Ram Ram Nandu brother.
21:24Ram Ram.
21:26What are you thinking?
21:28Nothing.
21:29I was thinking about you.
21:31About me?
21:33But you always think about those girls.
21:36So what are you thinking about me today?
21:38Has your taste changed?
21:40Look Nandu.
21:41I am not a fool.
21:42What are you saying?
21:44Cool down.
21:45Tell me.
21:46Will you have cold drink or hot tea?
21:47I think.
21:49Guddi's magic is working.
21:51What are you thinking?
21:53Nothing.
21:54I just remembered one thing.
21:56So I will finish my work and come.
21:58Sit down.
21:59Sit down.
22:01Tell me.
22:02What work do you have?
22:05What happened?
22:07I was thinking.
22:09You.
22:10If your work is not done.
22:12Then you can come to our clinic.
22:14And do it with Seema.
22:15There is no tension.
22:17Now he has come to his senses.
22:19Husband.
22:20I was telling you since so many days.
22:21But you didn't listen.