Australian film released in 1989
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00:00:00Oh, they've really picked some great country to go filming your clip.
00:00:30You guys have worked with Evans before?
00:00:31Yeah, I have.
00:00:32If you can call it work.
00:00:33He'll have any excuse for a holiday won't he, Terry?
00:00:36Yeah, I'll say.
00:00:37Well, as long as he gets us some pretty pictures, that'll help sell the record.
00:00:40Whoa, I suppose he's going on a holiday.
00:00:43Bring him along?
00:00:44Oh, sure!
00:00:46I could just see myself with someone like that.
00:00:48He probably loved watching bodies.
00:00:55This one doesn't look too bad.
00:00:57Yeah, I'm going for it, Sam.
00:00:58She's got nowhere to hide any weapons either.
00:01:00I don't need to hide a weapon.
00:01:02Yeah, go on.
00:01:03Be daring, I'm ready for anything.
00:01:18Oh, gee, thanks for the lift.
00:01:20I never thought I'd make it to the lake tonight.
00:01:22The lake?
00:01:23We'll be neighbours.
00:01:26Are you guys spending the week at Lake Infinity too?
00:01:28A little bit of time.
00:01:30Hey, I know you.
00:01:32The play at that disco thing.
00:01:34The Underground, that's it.
00:01:36Doesn't matter where little Sammy goes, there's always someone who doesn't like his music.
00:01:41Oh, I like it, I think it's great.
00:01:43Oh, this is really made my day.
00:01:45Where's Q guys?
00:01:46Hey, what's a luscious young blonde like you hitchhiking out here in the country on your own for?
00:01:51You're not from the country, I suppose, you look like a city girl.
00:01:54I go to MMC.
00:01:56My parents let us out on weekends.
00:02:00So instead of going home, you go to the country?
00:02:03Oh, my boyfriend and I go camping.
00:02:05He's been up here all week.
00:02:07Doesn't sound like the nuts are too hard on you, darling.
00:02:09Oh, they kill me if they knew that I was hitching.
00:02:12And what about the Underground, they let you stay out late?
00:02:14Oh, no, we sneak out.
00:02:16Oh, you can imagine how tough they are on us.
00:02:18Nothing goes.
00:02:19Aren't you worried about hitching?
00:02:21I mean, look at us, you never know who you could run into.
00:02:24You should have seen the creek, we saw a few miles further back down the road.
00:02:28I don't usually do it.
00:02:29It's just my boyfriend doesn't have a car, and it's been a week.
00:02:34A week.
00:02:37What are we doing?
00:02:38I don't know.
00:02:52Take the road up here, I'll just cut down here, okay?
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:58See you on skis.
00:03:00She'll be too busy, mate.
00:03:05Shall we go straight?
00:03:21Let's go.
00:03:51Gaz?
00:04:22Help me, please!
00:04:32Help!
00:04:33Please!
00:04:51Help me!
00:05:21Help!
00:05:51Help!
00:06:22Help!
00:06:33Yeah!
00:06:52Yeah!
00:06:57Hey!
00:06:59Hey!
00:07:01Hey!
00:07:04Yeah!
00:07:06Hey!
00:07:07Hey!
00:07:19Hey!
00:07:21There's probably room for one that's been busted for a while.
00:07:25I'm exploding. I don't care about the sweat between your legs.
00:07:30What'll it be? One, two or three?
00:07:32I'll have two, thanks.
00:07:34It's a fill of diesel then.
00:07:36No, no, no. I want super.
00:07:38Well, that's one.
00:07:40Gets confusing with all the choice we've got up here.
00:07:43Three's unleaded, just in case you want that next time.
00:07:47You eatin', mate? I'll get coffee and doughnuts.
00:07:50The lake up there. Is the weather as poxy as this or what?
00:07:53Like it always is.
00:07:55It's beautiful one day, lousy the next.
00:08:01You want something inside, mate?
00:08:03What?
00:08:04I said, do you want something inside?
00:08:06Jeez, hell, that book of yours must have some great naked visuals in it, eh?
00:08:12The Nazis were really in for slaughter.
00:08:15Nothing like a bit of blood and guts, eh, mate?
00:08:18Hey, top food, mate. Keep you alive forever.
00:08:21Gary want anything? No doughnuts?
00:08:23He's too busy with his book.
00:08:25Come on, mate. You'll finish up wearing it.
00:08:27What's the damage?
00:08:292150.
00:08:30Keep the change.
00:08:32So what's this film you're making?
00:08:34I read about you. It's in the local.
00:08:36Just shooting a rock clip for a music group which plays the underground disco.
00:08:39You know the place?
00:08:40Nah, never heard of it. I don't follow the wild stuff myself.
00:08:44So you're heading for the lake, are you?
00:08:46Yeah, gonna spend a wild weekend on the water.
00:08:49Don't make the place too popular if you're going on TV.
00:08:52Otherwise we'll never get any peace.
00:09:11Movie people are always in trouble.
00:09:13They rip the place apart as if they own the joint.
00:09:15Yeah, not like it used to be.
00:09:17Tourism makes a change.
00:09:19Yeah, we fixed this place up all right, though.
00:09:21Yeah, but you don't want to work all the time, do you?
00:09:24What worries me about movie people is they stuff up enough, they're in their way.
00:09:28Yeah, footy teams are the same.
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:33Brings back memories of those movie killings a few years back.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38They were making movies.
00:09:40They were film people.
00:09:42Anyone say how long they'd be up here for?
00:09:44Nah, don't think it'll be long, though.
00:09:45These ones are in the music business.
00:09:47Oh, that's just as bad.
00:09:48They're real arseholes.
00:09:50Yeah, arseholes.
00:09:59You're going to break up a good friendship or break our necks.
00:10:02I can hear you quite well from behind.
00:10:04Yeah, but I couldn't see you from behind.
00:10:06I have to check the right angles.
00:10:07Making film is serious business.
00:10:10Well, driving on the road is serious business.
00:10:13Oh, pull back.
00:10:15You're too close.
00:10:17Oh, you're an arse, Evan.
00:10:19I don't know why I like you.
00:10:36You fucking idiots!
00:10:39Jesus Christ.
00:10:41I noticed you didn't even slow down.
00:10:43Not your type.
00:10:44Yeah, well, you'd get jealous.
00:10:46You'd never cast me in another flick, would you?
00:10:49I don't work that way.
00:10:52No?
00:10:53Tell me about it when we get to location.
00:10:55I promise.
00:10:56And I'll make it up to you for not being able to stay in the full shoot.
00:10:59Oh, yeah.
00:11:00And after I've gone, you'll make it with some other chick in the cast.
00:11:04So you guys are buying up big?
00:11:05And planning on staying for a month or something?
00:11:07I've worked on one of Evans' shoots before.
00:11:09Plenty of booze, but God help you if you're hungry.
00:11:11Well, besides, we're going to party, aren't we?
00:11:13Yeah, like never before.
00:11:15That's what I like, a man after man, huh?
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18And what are you getting excited about?
00:11:20Nothing.
00:11:21Just thinking ahead.
00:11:22Good.
00:11:23Well, you think clean.
00:11:24Because all you're going to get into me is booze.
00:11:27Don't be such a killjoy, Terry.
00:11:29I thought we were going to have a great weekend.
00:11:31Hey, I'm with you.
00:11:32That's exactly what I had in mind.
00:11:39Oh, God, Bert.
00:11:40You've got enough stuff here to sink a boat.
00:11:43Oh, don't go thinking about sinking boats.
00:11:45We've got no underwater gear.
00:11:47But, Jay, there's enough there for plenty of fun and games and a good holiday.
00:11:51Well, that's what I need, dear.
00:11:53A nice, quiet holiday.
00:11:55I thought we were going to have peace and quiet, too.
00:11:58Must be the film crew.
00:12:00Oh, I thought I was going to get away from the bright lights.
00:12:03Well, I can see you're going to have your work cut out for you and be rushed off your feet.
00:12:06Oh, don't worry.
00:12:07Once the boss settles this lot, there'll be no more disturbances.
00:12:11It's beginning to feel like holiday time.
00:12:13You just make yourself feel at home.
00:12:15Oh, don't worry about me, dear.
00:12:16I'm going to practice my fishing techniques.
00:12:18And I'll know what to do when I catch one.
00:12:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:24You fellas from the film crew?
00:12:25Yes, ma'am.
00:12:26That's what they tell us.
00:12:27Well, Harold's rounded the mooring.
00:12:28He'll settle you onto the boats.
00:12:30Hope the weather holds for you.
00:12:32You staying a few days?
00:12:33I will be out of your hair by Tuesday.
00:12:34Hey, Jay.
00:12:35God's gift to television.
00:12:37I thought you'd be off rubbing shoulders with the toffs.
00:12:39Well, it's pretty toffy around here, I tell you what.
00:12:42There's some pretty big fish swimming around Lake Infinity.
00:12:45Well, we're here.
00:12:46Oh, God's spirits.
00:12:48Hey, you preparing for an operation or something?
00:12:50Or something.
00:12:51I could use this on you, you know, if you don't behave yourself.
00:12:54I have a feeling you've come up here for a very loud, boozy weekend.
00:12:58Right?
00:12:59Well, I'm up here for a very quiet holiday.
00:13:01Right, Mert?
00:13:02Right.
00:13:03See?
00:13:04I told you, you can't get away from the pressure of the media.
00:13:06Can't get away from the pressure of the media.
00:13:08Your brain in repeat mode.
00:13:10Just a bit retarded.
00:13:11Hey, it's getting like yours, Jay.
00:13:13You watch it, or I'll kick you where your mother never kissed you, smart-arse kid.
00:13:17Promises, promises.
00:13:20OK, fellas, just follow the road round the edge and you'll find Harold.
00:13:34MUSIC PLAYS
00:13:54I'm still mad with you.
00:13:56And you're so cute when you're mad.
00:14:04Woo!
00:14:10Hey.
00:14:15I see you've finally got here, then.
00:14:20Hello.
00:14:21How are you?
00:14:22Great spot.
00:14:23Ouch, in the deep, where giant, man-eating, blue and purple trout
00:14:28catch all the tourists unawares.
00:14:30Oh, my God!
00:14:31Oh, my God!
00:14:32It's that director.
00:14:33What's his name?
00:14:34Greg...
00:14:36Grant... Grant Evans.
00:14:38Wanking as usual.
00:14:39Look at him.
00:14:40I don't know.
00:14:41Carrying on, showing off in his usual style.
00:14:44Choose a boat, any boat.
00:14:45Unbelievable.
00:14:46No, not the same as you.
00:14:53Come on.
00:15:02You guys were great at the disco the other night.
00:15:04Your song's really going to work, mate.
00:15:06I've got to get out of this business.
00:15:08I'm struggling like a slave.
00:15:09Well, that's what it is, you know.
00:15:11It's fantasy on stage, reality off.
00:15:13You probably need a new direction.
00:15:15Do you need a new manager?
00:15:16I heard that.
00:15:18I suppose you'll be looking for a few more gigs back in town?
00:15:21Oh, mate.
00:15:22You know me.
00:15:23Loud mouth at the best of times.
00:15:25I've got to get out of this business.
00:15:27I've got to get out of this business.
00:15:29Loud mouth at the best of times?
00:15:31Mate, you wouldn't think.
00:15:34No, never.
00:15:45Oh.
00:15:46Oh, I'm in the shed.
00:15:48And if you're steering the boat,
00:15:49don't think of it as a complicated piece of machinery.
00:15:52It's just a couple of outboards out the back.
00:15:54Sort of an outboard with a house in the front of it.
00:15:57So there's no spooting?
00:15:58Oh, you can't speed.
00:15:59That's why we've got the speed boat.
00:16:00Clever.
00:16:02And you'll never get stuck.
00:16:04I understand the crew are moving on to the executive crew.
00:16:06Well, obviously the big ones for the boating experts.
00:16:09I'm sure you'll find them all very comfortable.
00:16:12Besides, the director's got a lady with him,
00:16:14and that's a bit more private.
00:16:15Yeah, well, we're only crew.
00:16:16We're not allowed to bring any boys.
00:16:18Now, now, Billy boy.
00:16:19This is no holiday, mate.
00:16:20It's only a couple of days and you'll be back in town with her.
00:16:23Yeah, don't let him drive, will you?
00:16:25Welcome.
00:16:26Jesus, what took you like so long?
00:16:28How was the trip?
00:16:29Really good.
00:16:30How are you going?
00:16:31Ran over a rabbit.
00:16:32Oh, hi.
00:16:33Hey, how are you going?
00:16:34Ran over a bat.
00:16:35This isn't bad, mate.
00:16:36Not bad.
00:16:37But why has Evans always got something better than us?
00:16:39I'll give you two guesses.
00:16:40He smells better.
00:16:41I'll give you another guess.
00:16:42He drives a nice car.
00:16:44And another one.
00:16:45Guys, it's the director.
00:16:46It's good to be the director.
00:16:47You get nice things.
00:16:48Are you still here?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Or have you gone back?
00:16:51I'm hard to get rid of.
00:16:52You know what bad smells are like.
00:16:54No!
00:16:55Shit!
00:17:01Hey.
00:17:02You're on the film crew this weekend, not in the timber yard.
00:17:04I'm just practising for when we need firewood.
00:17:06You know, for the barbie.
00:17:07Moron, you don't use green timber when you're making a fire.
00:17:10Practising anyway.
00:17:12Well, get practising on the gear.
00:17:13This ain't no holiday.
00:17:25Hey!
00:17:38If everyone slashed away at the trees,
00:17:40there wouldn't be any left in a couple of years.
00:17:42I'm just practising in case we need firewood.
00:17:45I always said film crews were bad news.
00:17:48What do you reckon, you own the joint?
00:17:50God, man.
00:17:51You're only here for a few days
00:17:52and you think you can hack the place up.
00:18:08Oh, my God!
00:18:16Oh, this is really living.
00:18:20Imagine floating away forever.
00:18:23Mm.
00:18:24It'd be great having one of these in the city.
00:18:27Oh, for a moment.
00:18:37Wow.
00:18:39Unbelievable scenes here.
00:18:44Rock stars, coast-to-coast personalities.
00:18:48They're gonna be the big stars of the future, folks.
00:18:50They like that.
00:18:55Hey, this is gonna be some weekend.
00:18:57Sure is.
00:19:11Harold, I think we should be getting everyone together
00:19:14just so they get a clear picture of the regulations.
00:19:16Relax.
00:19:18You've got to remember this is a holiday resort,
00:19:21not a jail sentence.
00:19:23This is a...
00:19:25They're gonna be doing a great deal of publicity for this place.
00:19:28It might not be the sort of publicity we need.
00:19:31Oh, you know, when they say any sort of publicity,
00:19:33it's good publicity.
00:19:36Come on, let's get the show on the water.
00:19:37What are we doing?
00:19:38Hey, does everyone hear the song we're doing or what?
00:19:40Hey, man, well, be careful with your trees.
00:19:43Why are you laughing?
00:19:45There's nothing like a real tree.
00:19:47You've got thousands of them.
00:19:50Look, Harold, will you get these people into serious business
00:19:53and turn down our bloody rubbish?
00:19:59OK, OK, time for a little peace talk.
00:20:04Can I put my tongue in your ear?
00:20:06It's Mr Evans.
00:20:08He's gonna be directing this film clip,
00:20:10so the government sector need not be unduly alarmed.
00:20:12Yeah, and I'm the forest ranger,
00:20:14and I don't like to see the scenic wonderlands buggered up.
00:20:18And it's my...
00:20:19Call it!
00:20:20It's my...
00:20:21Let the man speak.
00:20:22He's the ranger.
00:20:23That's right.
00:20:24Look, I don't care what you do in your own backyard,
00:20:27but when you visit mine,
00:20:29I don't want the likes of perfectly good trees
00:20:31being chopped up for fun.
00:20:33I was just practising.
00:20:34Or for practice.
00:20:36These are national forests.
00:20:38And another thing.
00:20:40And another thing.
00:20:41Keep to the main body of the lake.
00:20:43There was some people lost up here in one of the estuaries.
00:20:47And when we finally found them,
00:20:49they were dead.
00:20:50Anyone killed?
00:20:51No.
00:20:52They were filmed.
00:20:53OK, OK, OK.
00:20:55You won't only frighten these people away,
00:20:57you'll ruin it for tourism forever.
00:20:59Let's get these boats moving.
00:21:00Yeah!
00:21:01Rock and roll!
00:21:02Come on!
00:21:03Rock and roll!
00:21:04Move it, move it!
00:21:05Rock and roll!
00:21:06Yeah, let's go, Clive.
00:21:12Is he serious about those deaths?
00:21:14Oh, he's a government man.
00:21:15You know what they're like.
00:21:16Prone to exaggeration.
00:21:18I hope so.
00:21:20I wouldn't want anything to happen to the lads.
00:21:23They're my income.
00:21:25I know what you mean.
00:21:27It's like these boats, they're my income too.
00:21:29And that fella just says the wrong things.
00:21:32You're a working...
00:21:33Oh, man.
00:21:35Oh, man.
00:21:38You're a working...
00:21:40Oh, man.
00:21:42Hey, not any more.
00:21:44Those guys are so monotheistic.
00:21:47If Plato was here then,
00:21:48he would have said exactly what I did.
00:21:50The theory of relativity,
00:21:51the theory of forms,
00:21:52the continuum concept,
00:21:54Aldous Huxley is the Partridge family.
00:21:56Pan-dimensional.
00:21:58Look, there's been some legends.
00:22:00Legends my arse.
00:22:01If you boys do get into trouble,
00:22:03roll your cameras,
00:22:04and you'll have recorded evidence
00:22:05for everybody to see.
00:22:07Besides, it was your two-way and your phone.
00:22:12Ah!
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00:23:41You're staying away from everyone?
00:23:43The party's too small to remain too isolated.
00:23:45I prefer keeping to myself.
00:23:47Come on, you know,
00:23:48reading your book like this
00:23:49alienates you from everyone.
00:23:50You could be having a good time.
00:23:52I don't like location shoots much.
00:23:55And it's money, isn't it?
00:23:56Come on now,
00:23:57witch shoots are good shoots.
00:23:58You know,
00:23:59anything I feel,
00:24:00having to drag costumes through the bush.
00:24:02Still, it's work.
00:24:06This should be a good break.
00:24:08It's just a shame you can't stay the whole time.
00:24:10I'm only going back a day early.
00:24:13Besides, you have a lot to do.
00:24:15No, it's only a rock clip.
00:24:17It'd be great fun.
00:24:19What better break could you ask for?
00:24:22Wintertime's the best time to be up here.
00:24:24No tourists,
00:24:25just peace and quiet.
00:24:27Stop it, will you?
00:24:28You're letting me nodding off.
00:24:34Hey, guys, girls,
00:24:36it's party time.
00:24:37Come up here.
00:24:38All right.
00:24:39The view's magnificent.
00:24:40Your bar up.
00:24:48We'll have to make sure our sleeping arrangements
00:24:50are made more properly tonight.
00:24:53Don't forget,
00:24:54Evans is on the shoot
00:24:55and he wants boys and girls
00:24:57on separate boats.
00:24:59Yeah, well, Evans just happens to be working for us.
00:25:01This is as much a holiday as a film shoot.
00:25:03Come on, I'm only kidding.
00:25:04What does he care?
00:25:06He's got his own comforts.
00:25:08You know, that really shits me.
00:25:09No one else was allowed to.
00:25:11Doesn't matter, though, does it?
00:25:13Nothing like making new friends.
00:25:15That's true.
00:25:36Come on.
00:26:04Come on, guys,
00:26:06tie the boats up to one of those stakes.
00:26:16Pirates!
00:26:18Maybe they've got some opium.
00:26:23Come on!
00:26:36Ready?
00:26:37Okay, good.
00:26:38One, two, three, four.
00:26:41One, two, three, four.
00:26:58I can't help liking it.
00:27:00Yeah, I know, man,
00:27:01but the song really is a bag of shit.
00:27:03So, okay, guys,
00:27:04what are we going to play
00:27:05if we don't play this?
00:27:06I mean, you guys know this place,
00:27:07so we're going to get a song for you.
00:27:09You just want to play my music.
00:27:13You got any better suggestions?
00:27:14No offence, brother,
00:27:15far be it from me to criticise,
00:27:17but does the word puke ring a bell?
00:27:21So how do you feel about it, guys?
00:27:23Listen!
00:27:24Everyone has to do your songs
00:27:26all the fucking time,
00:27:27no matter how bad they are.
00:27:28What did you write a fucking song for once, eh?
00:27:30I've got good songs.
00:27:32You write songs?
00:27:33Yeah, I've got plenty of good songs.
00:27:47What London museum features the Chamber of Horrors?
00:27:51Oh, shit, you idiot!
00:27:53I just came to see how yous was doing.
00:27:55Now, temper, temper.
00:27:57Come on, man, you fucking moron.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:01Get out of here, come on.
00:28:03Oh, how's the cat?
00:28:30Oh, shit.
00:28:31Oh, shit.
00:28:33Oh, shit.
00:28:59Aren't there any beds left?
00:29:00Get in the bunk and get some sleep, will you?
00:29:02We're going to be wretched tomorrow.
00:29:07These joints are pretty small.
00:29:09Get some sleep,
00:29:10or at least let others get it.
00:29:31Who's there?
00:29:33Anyone there?
00:29:47Gotcha!
00:29:49Gee, you're jumpy.
00:29:50Oh, God, you scared the shit out of me.
00:29:52Sorry.
00:29:53Can you leave the water on for me?
00:29:54Yeah, sure, OK.
00:29:55So...
00:30:00OK.
00:30:31Oh, shit.
00:30:32Oh, shit.
00:30:33Oh, shit.
00:30:34Oh, shit.
00:30:35Oh, shit.
00:30:36Oh, shit.
00:30:37Oh, shit.
00:30:38Oh, shit.
00:30:39Oh, shit.
00:30:40Oh, shit.
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00:31:00Oh, shit.
00:31:01Oh, shit.
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00:31:14Oh, shit.
00:31:15Oh, shit.
00:31:16Oh, shit.
00:31:17Oh, shit.
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00:31:21Oh, shit.
00:31:22Oh, shit.
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00:31:24Oh, shit.
00:31:25Oh, shit.
00:31:26Oh, shit.
00:31:27Oh, shit.
00:31:29Wakey wakey, hands off Snakey!
00:31:3530 minutes for a quick dip and a shower!
00:31:41Hands off socks! Socks off cocks!
00:31:46Dickhead's gonna get a knuckle sandwich one of these days.
00:31:49Never fucking stops.
00:31:52Come on, we better make a move.
00:31:54I don't want to start the day off with Evans in the shit.
00:31:58All right, all right!
00:31:59Everyone should be awake by now.
00:32:01Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:32:09Oh, they must be kidding.
00:32:11It's too cold today.
00:32:12Che hasn't got much pressure, but at least it's warm.
00:32:15Yeah, I'm not going in there.
00:32:18Oh, and not everyone's been sleeping in their own bed, eh?
00:32:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:26She's a good cook.
00:32:28Thanks, Ben.
00:32:29My pleasure.
00:32:30That is not the only thing she's good at.
00:32:34No, no, I mean you're good at organizing models and crazy outfits, make-up.
00:32:41There, for a moment, I thought I had the kitchen label.
00:32:43Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:44You're not the average female stereotype.
00:32:46You are a woman of tomorrow.
00:32:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:01How's that, darling?
00:33:04Actually, you hate it, don't you?
00:33:06Yeah, I do.
00:33:07Awesome.
00:33:09What do you in find, Norm?
00:33:10Do you want anything special on this one?
00:33:12Just plenty of stock.
00:33:13With the band, you're going to need plenty of takes.
00:33:15Plenty of...
00:33:18We've got a thing that's called real love.
00:33:23We've got a thing that's called real love.
00:33:25Who cares?
00:33:27Ha, ha, ha, who cares?
00:33:29High Rotation, Rari, Lamborghini, what's his name?
00:33:34I don't know.
00:33:36You think about it, you think about it.
00:33:38It's got to get into Cashbox and Billboard, you know?
00:33:40Yeah, well, you stay with it, I'll get back to you.
00:33:42All right, okay.
00:33:44I want to shoot a shot from this bank to that bank, so what I want you to do, set up the camera here.
00:33:48Put the models in the boat and get them across the other side there, okay?
00:33:50Costello?
00:33:52Yo!
00:33:54Yes, sir?
00:33:56Look, I don't know what you're doing here,
00:33:58but, um, I don't like working with an audience,
00:34:00so I'd rather you just, uh, keep going away, will you?
00:34:02I'm not an audience, I'm here to vibe the clip.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:18Hey, you guys, wait for me!
00:34:32I'm staying in here.
00:34:34Hey, what's your first shot, mate?
00:34:36First one's a static shot, then we'll talk you through the rest.
00:34:38Okay, you guys, come on, let's get it together.
00:34:40We're going to go for a take.
00:34:42Now, remember, you're all young and horny, lots of smiles.
00:34:44All right, stand by.
00:34:46What are you doing to me?
00:34:48Playback.
00:34:54Mark it.
00:34:56Young and groovy, shot one, take 1,000.
00:34:58Watch the lip sync and action.
00:35:16Hey!
00:35:34Hey, guys!
00:35:36Having a great time!
00:35:46Hey, guys!
00:35:48Having a great time!
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:56Hey!
00:35:58Hey!
00:36:10Hey!
00:36:12Hey!
00:36:14Know that with me, young and cool, it is alright with me
00:36:35Put your waist in time
00:36:41Cause this girl is mine
00:36:50Tonight, she is mine
00:36:54I won't hurt her cause I'm not that kind
00:36:58And she is hot in bed
00:37:01She's coming soon, at least that's what she said
00:37:08You're charming, just cool to me
00:37:11It's alright with me
00:37:20Young and cool, it is alright with me
00:37:28You're charming, just cool to me
00:37:31Thanks a lot, guys, that's a wrap.
00:37:49Oh, God.
00:37:51Oh, God.
00:37:58OK, I'll give you a jacket.
00:38:00Oh, shit, I've got to tell you.
00:38:02Who wants a cup of tea?
00:38:04Can you make me one?
00:38:06What do you want, a beer or something?
00:38:07No, hang on.
00:38:08Have we got any milk?
00:38:09A cup of tea?
00:38:10Oh, mate, if you get the tea, I'm getting the beer.
00:38:13Come on, boys, in there.
00:38:15Come on.
00:38:20Oh, shit.
00:38:25What sort of arsehole would do that?
00:38:27You should know.
00:38:28You spend most of the day bushwhopping.
00:38:29Listen here, pal.
00:38:30Just because I wasn't out in the bloody dinghy all day
00:38:32doesn't mean to say I'm off my head.
00:38:34Well, we know him as Dags.
00:38:35He's been with us all day.
00:38:50G'day.
00:38:57Come on, take the weight off your feet.
00:38:59You know, we were just wondering whether Australian music
00:39:02is currently influenced by America or England.
00:39:06England.
00:39:08Ha!
00:39:09End of conversation.
00:39:11We think America.
00:39:13Well, it all depends what you like.
00:39:17Yeah, fucking talent.
00:39:31I thought you guys were supposed to be pros.
00:39:33At this rate, I'll have to go down to the local pub
00:39:35to see who I can sign up.
00:39:36Yeah, we can get a new manager,
00:39:37someone who does something for his 10%.
00:39:39You could manage a piss-up in a brewery, Bernie.
00:39:41Hey, Greg.
00:39:42Where are we shooting tomorrow, mate?
00:39:44We're going to shoot some stuff on that sandbank we saw today.
00:39:46Oh, what a radical concept.
00:39:54We'll get ourselves lost if we're not careful.
00:39:56Don't worry.
00:39:57When I cook the mushies up, you fly like a kite.
00:39:59If not, I've got the other stuff.
00:40:03Up here.
00:40:04What is this a season for?
00:40:15Did you hear something?
00:40:17Yeah, mushies growling.
00:40:20I think I'll head back.
00:40:21Hey, look at this.
00:40:23They're toadstools, dickhead.
00:40:25I'm missing too many drinks back at the boat.
00:40:27Your friends will kick your ass again.
00:40:57Don't fuck around.
00:41:10Fuck!
00:41:41Fuck!
00:41:59Fuck!
00:42:11We were spugging off with me best friend.
00:42:17Crikey, I'll miss him.
00:42:21Hey, fellas.
00:42:22Do you think it's time you went to bed?
00:42:24You've got to look your best.
00:42:27Bernie, I think we've got to keep practicing the song.
00:42:30Practice in your dreams, mate.
00:42:32I know what I'll be doing in my dreams.
00:42:39There's nothing quite like sitting around a campfire, is there?
00:42:44That, my boy, is a good idea for a song.
00:42:46You weren't supposed to be listening.
00:42:48Always listening, mate.
00:42:49Always.
00:42:51You're pissed.
00:42:53You must be.
00:42:54Your face is all blurred.
00:43:23I don't know what, but it's company.
00:43:25What a troll.
00:43:27I live nearby, and I heard the activity.
00:43:31Come over by the fire.
00:43:33Let's have a closer look.
00:43:34I don't know.
00:43:35No, no, fellas.
00:43:36Definitely time to go to bed.
00:43:38I just thought I'd say hello.
00:43:40Oh, that's nice.
00:43:43You people staying long?
00:43:45Well, actually, we're just...
00:43:46No, we're not staying long.
00:43:47No, we're just stopping at various locations along the coastline.
00:43:50We're not disturbing you, are we?
00:43:52We're making too much noise.
00:43:54It was the noise that attracted me.
00:43:56Oh, we're a rock and roll band.
00:43:58What can you do?
00:43:59We're making a film, a movie.
00:44:01Oh, I used to like movies.
00:44:03I still do.
00:44:06But I actually acted years ago.
00:44:11I gave it away.
00:44:15You see, there was this terrible fire.
00:44:20And some of the cast were killed.
00:44:23And badly burnt.
00:44:27I gave it away after that.
00:44:31I gave it away.
00:44:35Oh, well, we're not intending to have any big fires.
00:44:38This is the biggest here.
00:44:39Actually, we're leaving tomorrow.
00:44:41Luke, you weren't even meant to be there.
00:44:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:48Oh, no, that's all right.
00:44:49That's okay.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51We were going to head for bed anyway.
00:44:53Can we get you anything?
00:44:55A drink, perhaps?
00:44:56No, no, no.
00:44:58I'll be going.
00:44:59I just wanted to be neighborly.
00:45:00Thanks, we appreciate that.
00:45:02Yeah, we might see you before we go.
00:47:49Oh, no.
00:48:07Yes, Harold there, please.
00:48:09Oh, fuck it.
00:48:11Oh, sorry, Myrtle.
00:48:13We're playing a game of hide-and-seek here.
00:48:16Have any of my boys turned up?
00:48:19This is crazy.
00:48:47I've got to stop smoking these mushrooms, man.
00:48:51It's not a mushroom.
00:48:54Jesus.
00:48:57I've checked everywhere.
00:48:58They're not here.
00:48:59I've checked the cove.
00:49:00The boat's gone.
00:49:02Bums.
00:49:03But they wouldn't have shot through.
00:49:05I mean, they've worked for the company for years.
00:49:07To all of them around while you're doing the shoot today.
00:49:09Then tonight...
00:49:10Harold.
00:49:12To all of them around while you're doing the shoot today.
00:49:14Then tonight...
00:49:15Harold.
00:49:16Harold, it's Grant.
00:49:18A couple of strange things have happened, Harold.
00:49:20Two of our boys have pissed off.
00:49:21So if you see them, give them a flea in the ear, would you?
00:49:23And one of the boats seems to have gone missing, too.
00:49:25I don't know what the hell's going on.
00:49:27Well, that's not all.
00:49:28The two-way doesn't work anymore.
00:49:29So if you want to talk to me,
00:49:30you'll have to do it on this walkabout phone thing.
00:49:33Yeah, well, keep your eyes open, would you?
00:49:35Some of our guys are coming back there tonight.
00:49:36So if you see those other two, hang on to them for Christ's sake.
00:49:43Shit.
00:49:54So let's get a plastic sheet and some baby oil.
00:49:58Our tongue won't be...
00:49:59Oh, promises, promises.
00:50:01Hey, they're already over the hill.
00:50:03Go!
00:50:05Fuck off.
00:50:06Go or I'll kick ass.
00:50:08Come on, baby, you look beautiful.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:13I haven't seen your mother.
00:50:16Take him up there.
00:50:17Oh, God.
00:50:19Well, that's it for me.
00:50:22I suppose I'd better stop getting all holed up, huh?
00:50:24No, leave that for a while.
00:50:26Let's go and see if we can find any sign of the crew.
00:50:28What do you mean they haven't turned up yet?
00:50:30Well, we haven't exactly started looking yet.
00:50:32Well, do you want me to help?
00:50:34Why not?
00:50:35Where do you think we should start?
00:50:42I don't know.
00:51:04God, it's beautiful out there.
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:08Those guys could be anywhere.
00:51:10You and I both know they're bits of dags in their own way,
00:51:12but I can't see them shooting through.
00:51:14I mean, I've worked with them before.
00:51:15They are reliable.
00:51:19You don't think anything happened to them, do you?
00:51:21Can't see it.
00:51:23One of them would come back.
00:51:25No.
00:51:26Going for a spin in the boat's the best bet.
00:51:29Wow, this place sure has a variety of scenery, doesn't it?
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:33We should be able to do the follow-up clip here as well.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:37That's if we ever get this one done.
00:51:40We should be able to do the follow-up clip here as well.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:44That's if we ever get this one done.
00:51:46We should be able to do the follow-up clip here as well.
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:50That's if we ever get this one done.
00:52:09That's if we ever get this one done.
00:52:27Hello?
00:52:30Hello?
00:52:33Look at this place.
00:52:35What a great location.
00:52:37It's OK for a gig.
00:52:39The guys would really wake the dead.
00:52:41It's weird.
00:52:44Doesn't look like there's anybody around, though.
00:52:46Let's have a quick look around.
00:52:48Then go back.
00:53:07Let's have a quick look around.
00:53:37Okay.
00:54:07Let's go.
00:54:37Let's go.
00:55:08Hello?
00:55:10Hello?
00:55:37Bunny, are you there?
00:55:39Bunny, are you there?
00:55:53Bunny!
00:56:04Bunny!
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:37No!
00:57:07No!
00:57:31Do you know what all this means?
00:57:34We'll be hiding again.
00:57:38I'll have to take care of you.
00:57:40So as they don't lock you away.
00:57:46Is that what you want?
00:57:49To be taken away?
00:57:53What have you done?
00:57:57These are just innocent film people.
00:58:00You don't have to hate the movie people forever.
00:58:04Now go on, get out.
00:58:06Go on.
00:58:18What have you done?
00:58:30Your other fella from the city called.
00:58:32He's been held up a bit, but he's definitely going to be here.
00:58:35So I'll put his blankets and bedclothes down by the shed.
00:58:39You better stay here the night.
00:58:44I don't want anybody else going missing.
00:58:46Hey, don't worry, Pops.
00:58:48We're not rushing.
00:58:50We're going to be happy here.
00:58:53Don't worry, Harold. I'll look after them.
00:58:55Worry? This is the off season.
00:59:00Hey, Zig!
00:59:02Stop that, man. This isn't real music.
00:59:18We can spend more time together when we get home.
00:59:24I just wish I knew what happened to those guys.
00:59:27It's probably your fault as much as anyone's.
00:59:29You've got to be a lot tougher with them.
00:59:31Don't you worry about it.
00:59:33I can handle it.
00:59:39But everyone's going to have to be on the ball tomorrow.
00:59:42Well, don't come whinging to me when they don't.
00:59:52My girl's got curly hair.
00:59:54It's underneath the underwear.
00:59:57I know, because I've been there.
01:00:00Sam!
01:00:02What?
01:00:04You sound better in bed.
01:00:12Is this going to go on all night?
01:00:14I'm just having a bit of fun.
01:00:16How's about a jet ski?
01:00:18Can you hear me, jet ski?
01:00:20Can you come in, jet ski?
01:00:22You silly bastard.
01:00:24Sam, shut up.
01:00:26I'll take you on in a minute, sweetheart.
01:00:28Is that pissed? You've got to be joking.
01:00:30Hey, baby, the party's just beginning.
01:00:40Come on, guys. Give us a break.
01:00:44Hold it.
01:00:46Come here.
01:00:53Who's there?
01:00:55Who's that?
01:00:57Oh, hi.
01:00:59Who are you?
01:01:01God, I don't know who I thought it was.
01:01:22Puss.
01:01:24Come, Puss.
01:01:52Come on.
01:02:22Come on.
01:02:38You're not really going in.
01:02:40It's freezing.
01:02:42Come on, Winter, it's all right.
01:02:44You're already frozen.
01:02:46Hang in there, buddy. I'm coming.
01:02:48Shit.
01:02:51There you've done it.
01:02:53You're not till Evans you were using it.
01:02:55I was using it? Come on.
01:02:57Don't worry. I won't say a thing.
01:02:59You better not.
01:03:20So?
01:03:50Come on.
01:03:52Come on.
01:04:19Baby.
01:04:22Walk the plank.
01:04:24Ride the...
01:04:26Stop.
01:04:28Come back here.
01:04:30Come back here.
01:04:34Button.
01:04:36I've got a button.
01:04:38There it is.
01:04:40Oh, yeah.
01:04:42That's it. Come on, baby.
01:04:44All right.
01:04:52Yeah.
01:04:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:04:56All right.
01:05:11Wild girls.
01:05:22You're going to get fed tonight.
01:05:24Come on up, you cunt.
01:05:26I'm going to put one of these on you.
01:05:28I don't want you to die in the weeds or anything like that.
01:05:31Come on, Jimmy.
01:05:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
01:05:45Come on.
01:05:47Nothing takes that long.
01:05:49Nothing takes that long.
01:05:51I'm coming to get you.
01:06:05Here you go.
01:06:07I need this, thanks.
01:06:09How can you guys do it, day and night?
01:06:11It's easy. We don't give a shit.
01:06:13That's what it's all about.
01:06:15Who cares?
01:06:17How can that guy see?
01:06:19The moon, mate.
01:06:21You should be getting some of this on film.
01:06:23If the eye can't catch it, the film can't catch it.
01:06:25Good night.
01:06:27It's about time I made a move.
01:06:29Me too.
01:06:31Oh, in which direction?
01:06:33Well, I thought if you were going my way, maybe we could...
01:06:35Oh, come on. You know, we've all had a heavy day.
01:06:37But then again, you know the best thing for a heavy day?
01:06:39A heavy night.
01:06:41Okay.
01:06:43Let's go.
01:06:45Okay.
01:06:47Let's go.
01:07:15Yes!
01:07:35Sam!
01:07:39Sam!
01:07:41Oh, shit.
01:07:43Evans!
01:07:45Evans!
01:07:59Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:11All right, we should be safe in here.
01:08:13I've locked the back door and I've checked upstairs.
01:08:15If I can just find that telephone, I'll call the police.
01:08:19Where is it?
01:08:21Well, we were mucking about and it sort of...
01:08:23Hey, what do you mean, where, you white man?
01:08:25Oh, come on. Where is it?
01:08:27It fell into the lake.
01:08:29Oh, shit.
01:08:31Look, untie the boat and I'll try the RT again.
01:08:33You're fucking not going out there.
01:08:35Well, I'll shut the front door, shall I?
01:08:43Get out of me!
01:08:51He's going to hide!
01:08:59Hide!
01:09:29Get out of me!
01:09:33Get out of me!
01:09:59Get out of me!
01:10:29Get out of me!
01:10:59Get out of me!
01:11:11Hey, Con.
01:11:13Shut up.
01:11:15Con, let's leave this blessed party
01:11:17and go over there
01:11:19because I reckon Evans and the jerks
01:11:21are probably having more fun than us.
01:11:23I reckon Evans and the jerks
01:11:25are probably having more fun than us.
01:11:27I reckon Evans and the jerks
01:11:29are probably having more fun than us.
01:11:53He's coming!
01:11:55Tracy, let's get the hell out of here!
01:11:57Tracy, let's get the hell out of here!
01:12:23Come on, come on!
01:12:35Start, you bitch!
01:12:43Come on, come on!
01:12:45Come on!
01:12:49Go get the rope!
01:12:51Hurry!
01:13:07He's on the bank, as fast as he can.
01:13:09He's on the bank, as fast as he can.
01:13:11He's going full throw!
01:13:15He's going full throw!
01:13:17Fuck, it's killing me!
01:13:19Fuck, it's killing me!
01:13:21I'll get something to stop the flow.
01:13:27Well, at least we're away.
01:13:45Well, at least we're away.
01:13:55Shit, it stopped!
01:14:11Get on the roof, I'll try and stop him!
01:14:15Get on the roof, I'll try and stop him!
01:14:45Grab control!
01:15:15Grab control!
01:15:37Hey, take it easy!
01:15:45What the hell happened out there on the lake?
01:16:07There's a huge fucking star there, right?
01:16:09It's a huge nova, 4,000 years old.
01:16:11It changes our whole physiological state, our whole reason for being here, you know?
01:16:13It's a known universe.
01:16:15In other words, we can go and eat a Topolinos on a Sunday, you know?
01:16:17In other words, we can go and eat a Topolinos on a Sunday, you know?
01:16:19Hey, guys, get that fruitcake from the other night.
01:16:21Hey, guys, get that fruitcake from the other night.
01:16:23Hey, you seen any of the film crew or what?
01:16:27A couple of kangaroos lives in the top paddock here, Dave.
01:16:29A couple of kangaroos lives in the top paddock here, Dave.
01:16:31I think they're gumboots, butthers or Bloomingdales.
01:16:33I think they're gumboots, butthers or Bloomingdales.
01:16:35Have you seen them or what?
01:16:37There's been some terrible things happening here.
01:16:39Terrible.
01:16:41I don't know why film people have to cause so much trouble.
01:16:43I don't know why film people have to cause so much trouble.
01:16:51When I was in the films,
01:16:53When I was in the films,
01:16:55my little brother was killed.
01:16:57my little brother was killed.
01:16:59Another accident.
01:17:01Another accident.
01:17:03A fire.
01:17:05A fire.
01:17:07A fire.
01:17:11I think you'd best come with me
01:17:13I think you'd best come with me
01:17:15and call the authorities.
01:17:17Where do we go to?
01:17:19We'll go to the barn first.
01:17:21We'll go to the barn first.
01:17:23And then you can call from my house.
01:17:25It's quite close, really.
01:17:27Come along.
01:17:29Come along.
01:17:31Come along.
01:17:37Come along.
01:18:07Come along.
01:18:37Your face is white as snow
01:18:39Your face is white as snow
01:18:41There's no place that you can go
01:18:43There's no place that you can go
01:18:45No answer to your prayer
01:18:47No answer to your prayer
01:18:49A stony face and a vacant stare
01:18:51A stony face and a vacant stare
01:18:53You want it so bad now
01:18:55You want it so bad now
01:18:57You want it so bad now
01:18:59Hold on and don't look down
01:19:01Hold on and don't look down
01:19:03Beware
01:19:05Beware
01:19:07Suspicious minds
01:19:09Suspicious minds are everywhere
01:19:11Beware
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01:19:27You're down on your knees
01:19:29You're down on your knees
01:19:31There's no way that you can see
01:19:33There's no way that you can see
01:19:35The life, it's glory where you stand
01:19:37The life, it's glory where you stand
01:19:39Make a change if you can
01:19:41Make a change if you can
01:19:43You want it so bad now
01:19:45You want it so bad now
01:19:47You want it so bad now
01:19:49Hold on and don't look down
01:19:51Hold on and don't look down
01:19:53Beware
01:19:55Beware
01:19:57Suspicious minds
01:19:59Suspicious minds are everywhere
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