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00:00Namaste Bhaiyaji.
00:07Abey oye saale fulchadi, kahaan se gaand marwa kar aana hai tu?
00:11Main gaand kyu marwaunga?
00:13Main tampu type aadmi thodi na hoon.
00:20Saale tumhe pata hai na, ki subah-subah hum kasrat karte hai.
00:24Aur uske baad bhoog humein jaada lagti hai.
00:27Pata hai.
00:30Hum idhar hi aa rahe the.
00:32Itne mein humari bahu boli ki, humara kaccha-kaccha saaman ho raha hai.
00:36Toh doktor ke baas leke gaye the.
00:38Aur wahan doktor ne jab check-up kiya, aur bataya ki hum baap banne wale hai.
00:54Ek aur bachcha.
00:56Pehli bhi toh tere chaar bachche hai na?
01:00Upar wala de raha hai, toh kya dikhat hai?
01:02Acha, waa beta waa.
01:05Bibi ke upar tu chadta hai, aur ten upar wale ki?
01:10Saale nirod-virod bhi chadha liya kar.
01:12Sarkari hospital mein muft milte hain.
01:15Jab mood hota hai toh, nirod kahaan yaad rehte hai?
01:19Aap nahi samjhoge inn baata ko.
01:21Aapka kaunsa shaadi hua hai?
01:23Arre!
01:25Aar ka chadha kya bhagwaas kata hai?
01:27Uloka, batha, kutha, kabina.
01:30Acha, khaane mein kya banaun?
01:38Khair chhodo, aaj main apni marji se khaana manata hun.
01:41Saale gandhu, mujhe bata rahein sex kaise karte hain.
01:56Khud saalon ko dekhni naseeb nahi hoyegi, mujhe chalein sikhaanein.
02:01Mar jayenge saalein kisi din kasarat karte karte.
02:06Koi dekhne bhi nahi aayega.
02:12Saala main kyu unke chakron mein pad raha hun?
02:16Kya banaun inn saalon ke liye?
02:19Ek kaam karta hun, omelette bina deta hun.
02:38Samba!
02:42Ho, Kasuri!
02:45Ji bhaiyaji.
02:46Ji bhaiyaji.
02:48Tum aise karo, dono jaldi tayyaar hojo, humein shehar jaana hai.
02:53Chacha bahot bimaar hai, hospital mein.
02:55Pata nahi kab off hojaye.
02:57Acha suno, do chaar din ke kapde bhi saath mein rak le na.
03:02Hum waha pe rukne wale hai.
03:05Haan bhai, chacha ne humein paise dene hai.
03:09Humne chacha se paise lene hai.
03:12Humne chacha ko paise de rakhe the, wo paise humein lataana chahata hai.
03:16Jaldi se tayyaar ho jao.
03:18Theek hai bhaiya, abhi tayyaar hote hain.
03:21Ji bhaiya.
03:39Yeh omelette ka order kiska hai?
03:49Malik, yeh toh maine apni marji se pinaya.
03:53Very good.
03:55Yeh jo omelette hota hai, ismein protein hota hai.
03:59Aur protein din mein ek baar zarur lena chahiye.
04:02Protein shareer mein takat ka kaam bhi hai.
04:05Jee malik.
04:06Juice bhi hai kya?
04:08Jee malik.
04:09Ja leke aa.
04:10Jee malik.
04:12Abhi khaan bhi lona bhaiya.
04:13Na khud khaante na abhi khaane dete.
04:27Saale gandvo ne drahi diya tha.
04:29Aapko khaan bhi lona bhaiya.
04:32Saale gandvo ne drahi diya tha.
04:35Bhenke lodo, jo bana hai usi ka bhoog mitao.
04:39Protein khaake kaunsa tumhne achi jagah nikalna hai?
04:41Muthhi maani hai.
04:43Ab in bhenke lodo ko kaunsa juice pilao?
04:52Yeh hi pila deta hoon.
05:02Yeh bilkul theek hai.
05:03Aapki pasand ka pata hai malik humein.
05:08Acha baat sun.
05:09Jee malik.
05:10Hum kal sobhe shahar ja rahe hain.
05:13Ghar ki chaabiyan tere paas rehni chahiye.
05:16Ghar ki safai bade dhyan se karna.
05:19Jee malik.
05:20Aur wo toilet ke board ka kya hua abhi tak?
05:24Kaam nipta diya.
05:25Abhi lagaya tha malik.
05:27Acha bhaiya.
05:28Hum jee niche wala portion kirai pe kyu de rahe hain?
05:31Aapko toh pata hai na.
05:32Pichle wale kirai daar ne humein kitna parishan kiya tha.
05:35Areh yaar ab do manzila hai.
05:36Hum upar ki floor pe rahte hain.
05:38Niche ka floor khaali rahte hain.
05:40Kuch paise aayenge toh problem kya hai ismein?
05:43Bilkul sahi baat bolni bhaiya ji.
05:47Acha aise kar.
05:49Humare bag gaadi mein rakte.
05:51Jee malik.
05:52Jaldi khaana finish karo.
05:56Bhaiya ji.
05:58Aapse ek baat puchhe.
05:59Puchho.
06:01Aapne isko kyu nahi bataya ki hum kahan ja rahe hain?
06:05Areh kisi ko apne andar ki baat nahi batate.
06:08Na jaane kab kaun dhokha de jaye.
06:11Bhaiya ji.
06:13Aapki na kabhi kabhi aise baate dil jeet leti hain.
06:15Kasam se.
06:29Jis isaap se kapdo ka bag pack kiya hai na.
06:32Mujhe nahi lagta hai yeh log jaldi wapas aane wale hai.
06:35Lekin meri liye toh acha hai.
06:37Pyari ko bulaatau.
06:39Dono milke moj masti karenge.
06:46Koi shikayat nahi aani chahiye.
06:49Koi shikayat nahi aayegi malik.
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