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00:30Tu es trop bien pour Batman.
00:32Merci.
00:32Tu sais pourquoi ? Parce que tu es un donateur, mon chéri.
00:34Je suis.
00:35Tu aimes donner et il aime prendre.
00:37Regarde, je suis un homme sensible qui se fait mal.
00:40Il doit ouvrir ses yeux et ressentir ce que c'est comme quand tu n'es pas là pour juste donner, donner, donner, donner à lui.
00:45Quelqu'un serait juste terrifié de t'avoir comme son ennemi, d'accord ?
00:48Oh, n'est-ce pas mignon ?
00:50Je veux savoir quelle heure c'est, d'accord ? Quelle heure est-ce ?
00:53C'est l'heure du Break-Up Phone !
00:57Hello, Batcave Studio, Batman speaking.
00:59This is a break-up, Batman.
01:00What ?
01:01It's over.
01:02Keep going, honey, keep going.
01:04It's over between us, Batman !
01:07I can't believe you're breaking up with me over the phone.
01:09Are you trying to embarrass me ?
01:10This is such a stupid cry for help on your part.
01:12This is you.
01:13I'm a baby.
01:14Baby wants his bottle.
01:16She needs baby's diapers.
01:18Goodbye, Batman.
01:20That's right, honey, great job !
01:21Can I have a tissue, please ?
01:22I'm having tissue !
01:24Maybe the audience has some advice for the Joker.
01:26Hey, J-Man, you've got to get back out there.
01:28There are other fish in the sea.
01:30What about Green Lantern ?
01:32I don't think so.
01:34One hug, coming right up.
01:35Get that little angry face off there.
01:37No, thank you.
01:38You've got to cheer up, buddy.
01:39No touching.
01:40Can't give you a hug if you don't open up those arms, you big old freak.
01:43No, no, no.
01:44Actually, it's not bad.
01:46We're super friends.
01:48Oh, that's so sweet.
01:50Well, now that that's over, let's get back to work.
01:53Well, now that that's fixed, I guess we can end the episode early.
01:56Yes !
01:57Thumbs up !
01:58Joker, Joker, Joker !
02:00That was an emotional rollercoaster for which I did not buy a ticket !

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