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00:00:00Let's go.
00:00:25Mr. Arsalan, do you know what is the most beautiful thing
00:00:27of our country?
00:00:29Joint family.
00:00:31We have seen three generations.
00:00:33And some people are lucky enough to have seen four.
00:00:35Let's give them a round of applause for that.
00:00:40Just like our generation changes,
00:00:42the generation of movies also changes.
00:00:44Just look at the love of the movies of the 60s.
00:00:46How was it?
00:00:47The hero and the heroine didn't even look at each other.
00:00:49Yes.
00:00:49The heroine didn't even look at him out of shame.
00:00:51She used to hug him.
00:00:54She didn't look at him out of shame.
00:00:55The hero didn't look at him out of fear.
00:00:57Why?
00:00:57He used to look here and there and talk to him.
00:00:59Yes.
00:01:02Right?
00:01:07First, she didn't look at him.
00:01:09After that, time has changed.
00:01:11All the gestures started happening in their eyes.
00:01:13Now, the time is totally reversed.
00:01:14Now, everyone is making eye contact.
00:01:16People straightaway change their positions.
00:01:18The movie is changing its sides.
00:01:20But the person watching that movie
00:01:21is unable to change his position.
00:01:22Yes.
00:01:22So, basically everything is the same here.
00:01:23It just changed the positions.
00:01:24Yes.
00:01:28Watch the action in old movies.
00:01:30For a long time, we used to think that the sound of a punch is dishoom.
00:01:33And when the hero punches, it's dishoom.
00:01:36Even the kids who used to fight in the neighbourhood
00:01:38used to make sounds.
00:01:39Dishoom.
00:01:41One hand used to say dishoom and the other used to hold the underwear.
00:01:43Dishoom.
00:01:47We have now realised that a punch doesn't make a sound.
00:01:51It's a slap that makes a sound.
00:01:53If we didn't get married, we wouldn't have realised it.
00:02:02These days, there are six screens in every theatre.
00:02:04Hundreds of people watch movies together.
00:02:06What used to happen in the past?
00:02:08In six villages, people used to find a place
00:02:10and use a projector to watch a movie.
00:02:13Some people used to come on a tractor to watch a movie.
00:02:15When they came on a tractor, they used to watch it on it.
00:02:17The one who used to watch it on a tractor
00:02:18used to think Mr. Bachchan is one feet short.
00:02:20And the one who used to watch it on the ground
00:02:22used to think Mr. Bachchan is eight feet tall.
00:02:24Even the bed sheets used to be the same
00:02:27that was used in the marriage of the village headman.
00:02:30Sometimes, the yellow mark was left when the lentil fell.
00:02:32When the hero used to come in between the yellow mark
00:02:34sometimes, Dharmendra used to look yellow.
00:02:37Sometimes, Vinod Khanna used to look yellow.
00:02:39Sometimes, Meena Kumari used to look yellow.
00:02:41They used to watch such movies at that time.
00:02:42Lovely.
00:02:43Yes.
00:02:47In the earlier movies, the villains used to be rogues.
00:02:51They used to come, loot the horses
00:02:53and then go back to the jungle.
00:02:54After that, the villains got updated.
00:02:57They made their own dens.
00:02:59Like Shakal's den, Mogambo's den.
00:03:02You even danced at Kancha Cheena's den.
00:03:08Nowadays, look at the villains.
00:03:10They are like six-pack Sonu Sood.
00:03:12The heroine says, if the hero is late, you can pick him up.
00:03:15I'll handle it.
00:03:16The atmosphere is changing.
00:03:19The hero's attitude has also changed in the movies.
00:03:21In the earlier movies, if the hero was stabbed
00:03:24he used to accept that he is dead.
00:03:26He used to say the last four lines of his life.
00:03:29Mom!
00:03:32I am leaving, Mom.
00:03:35Sell the farm and get the girl married.
00:03:38And now..
00:03:40Take out Rs. 35 from the tea pot, Mom.
00:03:43That's it.
00:03:51The time has changed a little.
00:03:54If someone stabbed the hero in the back, he wouldn't die.
00:03:57He used to stand like this.
00:03:58He used to take out the knife.
00:04:00Coward!
00:04:06The hero again..
00:04:08Take out the knife.
00:04:09Coward!
00:04:10He'll stab you in the back.
00:04:12He'll stab you in the chest.
00:04:15The villain used to die.
00:04:16But the hero used to stand like this.
00:04:17The attitude has changed.
00:04:19How many generations are living in a house
00:04:21you can guess from their clothes that are drying on the wire.
00:04:25If the underwear, underwear and Frenchie are drying on the same wire
00:04:30then you can understand that there are three generations.
00:04:34It's a straight calculation.
00:04:35The underwear belongs to the grandfather.
00:04:37The underwear belongs to the father.
00:04:39And the Frenchie belongs to the son.
00:04:44How has the way of touching the feet changed in all three generations?
00:04:47In the earlier times, our forefathers
00:04:49used to touch the feet of the elders.
00:04:50They didn't just touch the feet, they used to massage them too.
00:04:51They used to take blessings from them.
00:04:53The second generation, the one from the beach
00:04:55used to come to the beach. She didn't touch the feet.
00:04:56She used to do this with her knees.
00:04:59She used to do this with her knees.
00:05:00She didn't even touch her hands with her knees.
00:05:01Now, the third generation has come.
00:05:03She used to put her hand on her chest and say..
00:05:04Ma'am, don't touch my feet.
00:05:08A lot of elders used to get angry.
00:05:10They used to say, I am a five-legged cow
00:05:12whose fifth leg is here.
00:05:13Here, touch it.
00:05:17We used to know who is answering the phone
00:05:20and which generation is talking.
00:05:21If a child wakes up, he says..
00:05:23Dad, I am in the bathroom.
00:05:26If a mother wakes up her wife, she doesn't take the name of the bathroom.
00:05:28She becomes sophisticated.
00:05:29Now, she has gone out. Talk to her for a while.
00:05:31I see.
00:05:32If a grandmother wakes up, she will open all the doors.
00:05:34Who? Rajendra Prasad? Raju?
00:05:36He is a latrine.
00:05:40She will tell you the name of the house
00:05:42and what you are doing.
00:05:44Elders don't care.
00:05:47Earlier, when we used to eat at home, we used to wait for dad.
00:05:50We used to eat together when dad comes.
00:05:51Now, the environment has changed.
00:05:52It doesn't matter if dad doesn't come.
00:05:54Pizza delivery guys wait for you separately.
00:05:56It doesn't matter if dad is late by two hours.
00:05:58Pizza delivery guy gets late by five minutes.
00:05:59They get angry with him.
00:06:00Hey, you are so late.
00:06:02They get so angry with him
00:06:03as if he is getting a blood bottle for a patient.
00:06:07While waiting for you, the kid ate the pillow.
00:06:17He has eaten it.
00:06:19How will he take it out?
00:06:22The families which have three generations
00:06:23use this to estimate the cost of food.
00:06:25In our time, we used to pay Rs. 10 for a kilo of ghee.
00:06:29One kilo.
00:06:30The second son used to say that he bought it for Rs. 500.
00:06:34The third son used to say that it is Rs. 1000 now.
00:06:35So, pay less.
00:06:37People like us, middle class people
00:06:39use this to estimate the cost of ghee.
00:06:41The rich people use this to estimate the cost of gold.
00:06:43They use this to estimate the cost of gold.
00:06:45There is a breed which uses this to estimate the cost of pearls.
00:06:48They say that they made the eyes of grandpa
00:06:50and it cost them Rs. 2,500.
00:06:51I see.
00:06:52During dad's time, it cost them Rs. 10,000.
00:06:54Now, even though it costs Rs. 2,500
00:06:55they still play football in front of their eyes.
00:06:58They use this to estimate the cost of gold.
00:07:03In big families, when a new bride arrives
00:07:06they give her a gold bracelet.
00:07:07They say that her mother-in-law used to wear this.
00:07:09Her mother-in-law used to give this to her mother-in-law.
00:07:11People who have a good budget
00:07:13they used to give her a gold bracelet.
00:07:14In families like ours, they used to give her a pan.
00:07:15They say that their grandmother used to fry Poonis in this.
00:07:17I see.
00:07:18Their mother used to fry Poonis in this.
00:07:19I see.
00:07:20Their daughter-in-law used to fry Poonis in this.
00:07:21Then, there is a generation which is very greedy.
00:07:24They sell the pan and buy bottles.
00:07:27I see.
00:07:33During the Diwali festival,
00:07:35people used to light lamps made of ghee.
00:07:36Yes.
00:07:37They used to put oil in the lamps.
00:07:38Then, candles were lit.
00:07:39Then, electric lamps were lit.
00:07:41Do you know that the lamps made of ghee
00:07:43were very risky?
00:07:44Why?
00:07:45Because the ghee used to fall on the hair
00:07:46of the people who used to light the lamps.
00:07:49In the meanwhile, a kid dropped a rocket.
00:07:51The ghee would catch fire.
00:07:53So, the hair of the people who used to light the lamps
00:07:54used to turn into sugar in the morning.
00:07:58I see.
00:08:00There was one thing.
00:08:01In the earlier generation,
00:08:02no matter how many guests came to their house,
00:08:04they used to be happy.
00:08:06It was said that
00:08:07those houses were blessed
00:08:08with more guests.
00:08:09In today's date, if someone gave time
00:08:11to someone else,
00:08:12he would go inside and fight with his wife.
00:08:13But, Mishra..
00:08:15He is such a fool.
00:08:17He brought kids with him.
00:08:18He has such bad kids.
00:08:19Uncle was sleeping.
00:08:20He pulled his string.
00:08:25Thank God, uncle was lying down.
00:08:27Oh, God!
00:08:30Oh, God!
00:08:31In the earlier generation,
00:08:32people used to plant basil trees in their houses.
00:08:33Yes.
00:08:34In the later generation,
00:08:35people started planting money plants.
00:08:37In today's generation, people plant cactus trees
00:08:39because there is less space.
00:08:40If a cactus gets stuck in the backyard,
00:08:42the same old man's basil leaves will come to the rescue.
00:08:46The old people come up with a lot of remedies.
00:08:47Like our Das Dada.
00:08:48He has a cure for every ailment.
00:08:50What?
00:08:51If you have a headache
00:08:52or a stomach ache,
00:08:53he says, apply mustard oil on your navel.
00:08:54Yes.
00:08:55He has given his navel so much oil.
00:08:57I swear, his navel has slipped on his knees.
00:09:04But all of our grandparents
00:09:06have given us some remedies.
00:09:07Like, if you have an injury, drink turmeric milk.
00:09:10Or if a honeybee bites you, use a hot key.
00:09:12I am sure your grandparents have given you some remedies.
00:09:15So, you can share them.
00:09:16It will be useful to someone.
00:09:18Is there anyone who wants to share?
00:09:19Yes, sir.
00:09:21Hello, Mr. Kapil.
00:09:22Hello, ma'am.
00:09:22Greetings.
00:09:23Greetings.
00:09:25Mr. Kapil, we love you.
00:09:26You are doing a noble job.
00:09:27And you are making India laugh and smile.
00:09:29Thank you, sir.
00:09:30There are many..
00:09:33Thank you, sir.
00:09:35Where are you from?
00:09:36Sir, I am from Indore.
00:09:38I was in the Indian Air Force before this.
00:09:40I served in the Indian Air Force for 32 years.
00:09:42Oh!
00:09:42Wow!
00:09:44Sir, about the remedies..
00:09:46Yes.
00:09:47I would like to share a remedy with you.
00:09:49Yes, sir.
00:09:49You must have seen that while walking, sleeping
00:09:51or playing,
00:09:52our neck gets sprained.
00:09:55Right.
00:09:56So, what happens is..
00:09:57We get very tensed.
00:09:58We get so much pain that we can't even get up.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:01So, grandma told me that
00:10:03I should take a lot of medicines.
00:10:04It won't last for seven days.
00:10:05Okay.
00:10:05But the remedy that I am sharing with you..
00:10:07You will do it now and you will be fine.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:10So, she told me that on Sundays and Wednesdays..
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:14You should take your mother and uncle's name
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:17and rub it seven times on your neck.
00:10:20It was a very strange remedy.
00:10:22And you should rub it on your neck
00:10:23so that no one can see you.
00:10:25Why are you staring at me?
00:10:25Do you want me to be naked?
00:10:32I mean..
00:10:33What was the logic behind it?
00:10:35Sir, actually..
00:10:36When it's morning or evening
00:10:39no one should cast an evil eye on you.
00:10:40No one should cast an evil eye.
00:10:41No one should cast an evil eye.
00:10:41No one should cast an evil eye.
00:10:42That is it.
00:10:43I have heard this for the first time.
00:10:44But after hearing this, I am getting a visual
00:10:45that many people in India will do this on their necks.
00:10:51And you are staring at me.
00:10:54No, sir. I was just..
00:10:56Actually, my grandmothers must have made it.
00:10:58If it's fine, then it's fine.
00:10:59Otherwise, no one would have seen it.
00:11:04Thank you for coming on the show.
00:11:07Does anyone else want to share their grandmother's remedy?
00:11:10Yes, ma'am.
00:11:12Kapil sir, you are doing a super job.
00:11:13Oh, thanks, babe.
00:11:18Yes.
00:11:20Kapil sir, usually, all grandmothers
00:11:22give a remedy to get well.
00:11:24Yes.
00:11:24But my grandmother gave it to me to fall sick.
00:11:28Why?
00:11:29Why?
00:11:29Actually, we were admitted to a boarding school
00:11:31since childhood.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33So, after the summer vacation
00:11:36the school used to start in June.
00:11:37So, I didn't feel like going to school.
00:11:40So, my grandmother's support was
00:11:41to let the kids stay at home.
00:11:43Okay. In love?
00:11:45Yes, in love.
00:11:45So, my grandmother told me
00:11:48to keep onions next to me all night.
00:11:51Yes, I have heard that too.
00:11:52Yes.
00:11:53Did it cause fever?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56But actually, I kept the onions all night.
00:11:58Nothing happened till morning.
00:11:59There was no temperature.
00:12:01I think it was not fever.
00:12:02It was the smell of the teacher.
00:12:03Get out of here.
00:12:04Right?
00:12:08Then my grandmother told me to take Naswar.
00:12:10It will help in sneezing.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:12Then I started sneezing.
00:12:14Then my grandmother convinced my parents..
00:12:16You don't get a holiday because of sneezing.
00:12:18No. Then they convinced me
00:12:19that the symptoms of sneezing will get cured.
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:22So, I kept it at home for eight days.
00:12:23Then I took it to the boarding school.
00:12:25The teacher would have sent it to you
00:12:26if you sneezed too much.
00:12:27No.
00:12:27You could have sneezed on the teacher's face.
00:12:28It would have been a painting.
00:12:33What is your name?
00:12:34Varsha.
00:12:35Thank you, Varsha.
00:12:36Thank you for coming on the show.
00:12:37Thank you so much.
00:12:38Is there anyone else who would like to share their tips?
00:12:41Yes, ma'am.
00:12:45Hello, Kapil sir.
00:12:45Hello.
00:12:46Hello, ma'am.
00:12:46Hi.
00:12:47I am Pinky Shah from Santa Cruz.
00:12:49Okay.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:50My grandmother always used to say..
00:12:53Dear, remember..
00:12:55If you have any stomach problem..
00:12:58Or if you have any loose motions..
00:13:01Get up and go to the toilet.
00:13:02No.
00:13:02Yes.
00:13:04No.
00:13:05So, go to the kitchen.
00:13:07Go to the kitchen?
00:13:08Go to the kitchen?
00:13:09The spices box..
00:13:10Yes.
00:13:11The mustard seeds inside it..
00:13:13Mustard seeds.
00:13:14Take a spoonful of mustard seeds
00:13:15and drink the water on top of it.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:17Everything will be fine in the morning.
00:13:20In the morning?
00:13:21What will a person do in the night?
00:13:22No.
00:13:22In the night..
00:13:24No.
00:13:24It grows in the night.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:28By taking mustard seeds..
00:13:29In the night..
00:13:29The small red seeds..
00:13:30The filling that comes in the night..
00:13:32The filling that is not good..
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:33It reduces.
00:13:34Okay.
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:35Wow.
00:13:36So, since then I have..
00:13:37Did you get that recipe?
00:13:38Is that how it is done?
00:13:39Yes.
00:13:39Yes.
00:13:40Very good.
00:13:40You have told me a very good thing.
00:13:41You have to try it now.
00:13:42I will try it when it goes bad.
00:13:43No.
00:13:44Do it.
00:13:46I have heard that if you throw the mustard seeds somewhere
00:13:48it grows.
00:13:49It becomes a mountain of mustard seeds.
00:13:51Yes, I have heard that.
00:13:55Is it true?
00:13:56Yes.
00:13:57You have told me a very good recipe.
00:13:58Thank you, Ms. Pinky.
00:14:01Any other friend of ours?
00:14:04Yes, sir.
00:14:07Hello, Kapil.
00:14:08Hello, sir.
00:14:09We are very much a fan of you.
00:14:10Thank you, sir.
00:14:11Sir, I had a yellow fever.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:13So, my grandma told me to get a tree planted from the priest.
00:14:16Then?
00:14:17So, I went to the priest.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19He planted a tree for me.
00:14:20Did it cure the fever?
00:14:21No, it didn't.
00:14:23It must have increased.
00:14:24Yes, it did.
00:14:26Then?
00:14:27After seven days, I showed it to the doctor.
00:14:30Yes.
00:14:31The doctor said that it has increased a lot.
00:14:32You should go and get admitted in the hospital.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:34There is no other way.
00:14:35You can't get well now.
00:14:36Grandma's recipe flop.
00:14:38Yes.
00:14:38Didn't you ask grandma after coming back from the hospital?
00:14:41No, I went and asked grandma.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:43She said that the priest won't get well.
00:14:45Okay.
00:14:46He didn't plant the right tree.
00:14:49Sir, I was going to get well in two days or a week.
00:14:53It took me two months.
00:14:55I had to spend Rs. 1.5-2 lakhs.
00:14:57Oh.
00:14:57My experience is that
00:14:59even if you show it to the priest or anyone else
00:15:03you should consult a doctor.
00:15:05Of course, you should.
00:15:09You have become a doctor by spending money.
00:15:11What about your father?
00:15:11He said that you shouldn't bathe or shave for six days.
00:15:12You become a saint.
00:15:16You are right.
00:15:17If he was happy, he would have become a businessman.
00:15:20He would have taken a broom and hit people.
00:15:26Is there anyone else?
00:15:27Yes.
00:15:29Hello, Mr. Kapil.
00:15:30Hello, ma'am. How are you?
00:15:32I have come from Nashik. My name is Rasika.
00:15:34I am a doctor by profession.
00:15:36Okay. Wow.
00:15:37Doctor, what do you do?
00:15:39I make you laugh and I make that smile beautiful.
00:15:43Oh, a dentist. Wow.
00:15:44Yes.
00:15:48I do a few things and I don't do anything else.
00:15:51Do you believe in miracles?
00:15:52Not at all. Not at all.
00:15:53There is no doubt.
00:15:54I will recommend everyone that you should go to a doctor.
00:15:58If you have toothache, you can keep a dentist.
00:16:00He will work for a while.
00:16:02True.
00:16:02If you want to save your teeth, you need a doctor.
00:16:05So, be wise and go to a dentist.
00:16:08She gave an example of a tooth.
00:16:10If you have toothache, go to a dentist.
00:16:11I have my own profession.
00:16:13No. My sister-in-law is also there.
00:16:15She is a gynaecologist.
00:16:16Okay. Hello.
00:16:17Give me your card.
00:16:25Let me talk to her.
00:16:27Hello, sister-in-law.
00:16:28Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am.
00:16:29Hello, ma'am. How are you?
00:16:30I am fine.
00:16:30Where do you practice?
00:16:31Aurangabad, Maharashtra.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:34Ma'am, I was just asking for knowledge.
00:16:36How many cases are there these days?
00:16:37How many deliveries are there daily?
00:16:39There are fewer cases in private.
00:16:40There are more deliveries in the government.
00:16:42Why more in the government?
00:16:43The government has introduced a lot of free schemes.
00:16:46Like?
00:16:48Like Janani Suraksha Yojana.
00:16:50There are a lot of such schemes.
00:16:51That's a good thing.
00:16:52Many people don't know about it.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:56Ma'am, give us some tips since you are here.
00:16:58What should pregnant women do?
00:17:02So, something..
00:17:05Something like this.
00:17:08What should they eat?
00:17:10What should they exercise?
00:17:11Exercise?
00:17:12Because it's possible that they will listen to you.
00:17:14Really?
00:17:15Isn't it?
00:17:15They should eat nutritious food.
00:17:16They should sleep for eight hours.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:19They should do yoga and all for a proper pregnancy.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:23And the rest is the most important.
00:17:25They should be stress-free.
00:17:26Yes, stress-free, I think.
00:17:27So, husbands shouldn't stress their wives at all.
00:17:32Ms. Archana, when your wife was pregnant..
00:17:33Sorry.
00:17:42I love you.
00:17:44Ma'am, I love you.
00:17:47But it's good that you are here.
00:17:50Your sister-in-law is here too.
00:17:51Sister-in-law and sister-in-law are both doctors.
00:17:52Sister-in-law and sister-in-law don't fight.
00:17:55Because she is busy in her own clinic.
00:17:57The one who has to stay at home all day..
00:17:59My husband is also a doctor, sir.
00:18:01Wow! That's great.
00:18:02So, when you have a family function
00:18:04do you cut the cake or do the operation?
00:18:08I mean..
00:18:08We do the operation, sir.
00:18:10But when you have a family function
00:18:12how many doctors are there?
00:18:14Actually, there are 10-12 doctors in our family.
00:18:16Wow!
00:18:20It was great talking to you.
00:18:21Thank you so much for coming to the show.
00:18:24Ms. Archana, our guests who are coming today
00:18:26are very special.
00:18:27They have sent a request.
00:18:28They asked me to come and pick them up.
00:18:29I don't know the way.
00:18:30So, you are going.
00:18:31I will go and pick them up.
00:18:31You don't have to go anywhere.
00:18:32Thank you so much, guys. Thank you.
00:18:51Wow!
00:19:01Ms. Archana, we have a guest with us today
00:19:04who keeps coming.
00:19:06Oh, okay.
00:19:06I like him a lot.
00:19:08And I feel that he likes me a lot.
00:19:11Because this is his third visit in the last five months.
00:19:14So, I would like to call him with a big round of applause
00:19:17the lead actor of the film, Bala
00:19:18and my bro, Ayushman Furana.
00:19:21A big round of applause for Ayushman Furana.
00:19:26Thank you, sir.
00:19:27Welcome.
00:19:29Were you saying something, sir?
00:19:30I was saying, lovely.
00:19:34Lovely.
00:19:34You didn't say it to me.
00:19:36I am not lovely.
00:19:39Now..
00:19:41Nice shoes, sir.
00:19:43Oh, thanks, bro.
00:19:44Credit goes to Salman Khan.
00:19:50Sir, congratulations.
00:19:52I would have given it to the next film as well.
00:19:54It would have been a hit.
00:19:56A big round of applause for Ayushman Furana.
00:20:00By the way, only two people are lucky in this world.
00:20:04One is Ayushman who is earning money by making people laugh.
00:20:07And the other person..
00:20:11..is earning money by making people laugh.
00:20:15You all know that Ayushman has given six super hits
00:20:18back to back.
00:20:20Bareilly Ki Barfi, Shubh Mangal Saavdaan,
00:20:21Badaayi Ho, Andha Dhoon, Article 15
00:20:23and Dream Girl.
00:20:24A big round of applause for him.
00:20:30It is a big thing to give a hit in one film.
00:20:32Back to back six hits.
00:20:33And you know, someone was talking on our set.
00:20:35He said, Ayushman has become such a big star
00:20:37that he has hired Akshay Kumar for Bala's promotion.
00:20:41No, seriously.
00:20:43Because..
00:20:45He was saying that Akshay is doing the same wherever he goes.
00:20:51But..
00:20:52Many people relate Bala's issue.
00:20:55Brother, what preparation did you have to make for this film?
00:20:59Brother, this film is not just about boldness.
00:21:02It is about self-love.
00:21:04It is very important to accept yourself.
00:21:06Yes.
00:21:06You may have a complex.
00:21:09But you have to have confidence.
00:21:10Carry it with you.
00:21:12And stay away from complexes.
00:21:14This is the message in our film.
00:21:15This is a very beautiful message.
00:21:19Now it is time to call two beautiful stars of the film.
00:21:22So, please welcome
00:21:23very charming and very talented girls
00:21:25Yami Gautam and Bhoomi Bednekar.
00:21:28Yami and Bhoomi, welcome.
00:21:31You both look so pretty.
00:21:32You too.
00:21:33Wow.
00:21:34Always.
00:21:34And I saw that you were dancing with Ayushman.
00:21:37You are very talented.
00:21:39I was just looking at you.
00:21:40I don't do it on purpose. I just look at you.
00:21:41Later she would say, no, no, no, no, Kapil.
00:21:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:45How will you do it with me?
00:21:47Brother, click a photo.
00:21:48What are you doing? I will miss it.
00:21:52Let me tell you that Bhoomi
00:21:54is the Ayushman Khurana of girls.
00:21:56She is giving back-to-back hit films.
00:21:58And she is coming on Kapil Sharma's show back-to-back.
00:22:01So I would like to ask you, Bhoomi
00:22:02who would you like to give credit for your hit films?
00:22:05Kapil Sharma's show.
00:22:09Thanks.
00:22:10If a person's time is going well
00:22:12then he gets great subjects too.
00:22:13Yami on one side and Bhoomi on the other.
00:22:16Life is like Mr. Khurana's son.
00:22:20He is after him.
00:22:24Yami and Bhoomi, we always invite you on the show.
00:22:27You should invite us on your films.
00:22:28I was saying the same thing to Ayushman.
00:22:30Yes.
00:22:31I mean, I have free dates except for Saturday and Sunday.
00:22:34We will invite you in a couple of weeks.
00:22:37Thank you so much.
00:22:38Yes, because I think Ayushman should take a room here.
00:22:40Give him that one.
00:22:42Give him that one.
00:22:43Give me this one.
00:22:44I don't want to stay here.
00:22:45You will have to share with Akshay.
00:22:47He also stays here.
00:22:49Then why don't you give me your room?
00:22:51I don't have a room.
00:22:52I sleep on the floor of the table.
00:22:55She is so scared.
00:22:56She sleeps on the sofa at night.
00:22:57Yes.
00:22:58She doesn't want to take my chair back.
00:23:00Back.
00:23:02Ms. Archana, you are looking very pretty today.
00:23:04Oh, thank you.
00:23:04What will you say after this?
00:23:07You don't believe that I will praise you, right?
00:23:09Not at all.
00:23:09You look so beautiful.
00:23:12But your dolls are like Dara Singh.
00:23:18Ms. Archana, I love you a lot.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:20I am 30 years late in being born.
00:23:23I know that nothing is going to happen now.
00:23:26We are not going to get married.
00:23:27I am just kidding.
00:23:28But Ms. Archana is so talented.
00:23:30She can drive a truck.
00:23:32Wow.
00:23:32She is great.
00:23:35Her truck will get punctured.
00:23:36She will carry it on her shoulder.
00:23:37She will change it herself.
00:23:40A big round of applause for Ms. Archana.
00:23:45Bhoomi, Yami, Ayushman.
00:23:46Please come. Welcome.
00:23:52Bhoomi, last time you came with Tafsir and two shooters.
00:23:54Yes.
00:23:55This time with Yami and Ayushman.
00:23:57We can't meet like this when we are alone.
00:23:58I mean, I am just asking.
00:24:00I don't have so much free time, Kapil.
00:24:02The sixth film is coming this year.
00:24:03Okay?
00:24:04This year's sixth film?
00:24:05I am dead.
00:24:06This year's sixth film?
00:24:08Your sixth film is coming. Wow.
00:24:11We don't refuse such Brahmins.
00:24:12They get angry.
00:24:18But jokes apart, Bhoomi.
00:24:19A big round of applause for Sandhki.
00:24:21She is praising you a lot.
00:24:27Tell everyone.
00:24:28Yami and Ayushman.
00:24:30Both of their debut films were together.
00:24:32Superb.
00:24:35And Bhoomi's first film was also with Ayushman.
00:24:37That too was an amazing film.
00:24:41You can say that by doing films with both of you
00:24:43I have become bald.
00:24:45Now leave them.
00:24:47Okay, Yami and Bhoomi.
00:24:49What is your setting with Ayushman in the film?
00:24:51I mean..
00:24:51Setting?
00:24:52Thank you for mentioning the setting in the film.
00:24:55Yami's setting is there.
00:24:58And I keep spoiling his setting.
00:25:00I don't know what enmity I have with Ayushman.
00:25:02I am always behind him.
00:25:03We are childhood friends in the film.
00:25:05Okay.
00:25:05But we are more enemies than friends.
00:25:06We fight a lot.
00:25:08And of course, this is my love interest.
00:25:11And she is spoiling it.
00:25:13It's a hate interest.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:14There are such girls in college.
00:25:16One is the girl whom you love.
00:25:18And the other is her friend.
00:25:19She doesn't let her friend get spoilt.
00:25:25What kind of a girl were you in college?
00:25:26What do you think, Kapil?
00:25:28I told you last time that I am a heart doctor.
00:25:30I..
00:25:32My BP has been increasing since the day you said that.
00:25:36So you must have become a heart patient.
00:25:39I am like that since the beginning.
00:25:40This doctor has become late.
00:25:42I have broken so many hearts that I had to become a heart doctor.
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:45So try to understand.
00:25:51If I become a girl in my next birth, I will..
00:25:54Say it.
00:25:55I won't refuse anyone.
00:25:57I mean..
00:25:58I mean to say..
00:25:59I mean..
00:26:00Sorry.
00:26:01I mean to say..
00:26:03Brother, take it.
00:26:04Yeah, yeah.
00:26:05I am saying that..
00:26:06If any boy proposes to me, I will..
00:26:08Do you refuse now?
00:26:09As a boy?
00:26:11No, no one asks me.
00:26:13I don't refuse.
00:26:14So there is no change.
00:26:15Yes, there is no change.
00:26:16There was a difference between a boy and a girl.
00:26:17Exactly.
00:26:18I won't refuse even in this birth.
00:26:20I won't refuse even if it's a girl.
00:26:21I won't refuse even if it's someone's smile.
00:26:23Oh, my God!
00:26:24I won't refuse even if it's someone's pain.
00:26:27The rest is in between.
00:26:28And I won't refuse.
00:26:31What has happened to the couple today?
00:26:32They love Ms. Archana so much.
00:26:34You know, we do different films at different places
00:26:37and different locations.
00:26:38This is what we do.
00:26:39My uncle and I..
00:26:41I mean, Ms. Archana and I..
00:26:46Yeah, man!
00:26:47Wow!
00:26:48Thank you!
00:26:52Well, look at that, man!
00:26:53Moomi Pandekar in the house!
00:26:57Yamini Chaudhary in the house!
00:27:01Akshay Kumar in the house!
00:27:03Hey!
00:27:04Akshay Kumar is not here, Aishwarya.
00:27:06Bro, I know this much.
00:27:08But the plate of the success party of Dream Girl
00:27:10hasn't been washed yet.
00:27:11They have come here with the next film.
00:27:14Akshay Kumar used to do this work.
00:27:16He has started serving now.
00:27:18Akshay!
00:27:19I like it!
00:27:20Wow!
00:27:22And Ms. Boomi..
00:27:23Yes?
00:27:24You had just come.
00:27:25I had come.
00:27:26Ms. Archana didn't even take the leftover food
00:27:28from your vanity van home and you..
00:27:38You are back so soon!
00:27:41By the way, Ms. Yamini, do you know
00:27:43why Ms. Archana takes all the food home?
00:27:45Why does she take it?
00:27:46Because the food here is very yummy.
00:27:52By the way, Ms. Boomi..
00:27:53Yes?
00:27:54Ms. Ayushman, I would like to give you a piece of advice.
00:27:57Advice?
00:27:58Advice!
00:27:58Advice!
00:27:59Advice, like..
00:28:00You should work with him from now on.
00:28:03With whom?
00:28:04He is.. Which Rao is he?
00:28:06Rajkumar Rao?
00:28:07No..
00:28:07Tehrao!
00:28:16I am working with Tehrao.
00:28:18He is in a hurry. Just chill, man.
00:28:20Because to be honest, Ms. Ayushman..
00:28:23I go to watch your film.
00:28:25The trailer of the film that comes in the interval
00:28:27is also his film.
00:28:32And the ads that come in between
00:28:34are the same in the ad as well.
00:28:37Sir, I am telling you.
00:28:37I don't buy popcorn out of fear
00:28:39that my popcorn might get poisoned.
00:28:47It's cool, bro.
00:28:48It's really cool.
00:28:49But, Ms. Boomi, Mr. Ayushman..
00:28:51I challenge all your upcoming films.
00:28:54If you have the guts, come face to face.
00:28:57Why?
00:28:57Because it's a back-to-back.
00:29:03It's a good thing that the public likes him.
00:29:05If they had liked him, Ms. Boomi would have been married by now.
00:29:10How did she get married?
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:11No, it happens in India.
00:29:13If my aunt's daughter likes a boy, they get married.
00:29:16They get married.
00:29:17If they like someone in India, they get married.
00:29:20This is India's..
00:29:22What do you call it?
00:29:23Son's car.
00:29:24Son's car means?
00:29:25Son's car means son's car.
00:29:30Oh, God!
00:29:32Oh, God!
00:29:35Oh, God!
00:29:37Bro, don't you remember Hindi?
00:29:41Who gave you the visa to India?
00:29:44I am an Indian.
00:29:45No, man.
00:29:46Indian is Sunny Deol's movie. I know it.
00:29:51Okay, your name is so nice.
00:29:53Why don't you talk nicely?
00:29:54Okay, if my name is nice, I should talk nicely.
00:29:57Your name is Kappu Sharma.
00:29:59So, why are you wearing Sharma's dupatta, bro?
00:30:06All the heroines who come here flirt a lot.
00:30:10When you flirt, your Kappu Sharma..
00:30:12Where do you want to go?
00:30:15Correct.
00:30:16Bro.
00:30:17He is feeling shy now.
00:30:18Don't teach me, man.
00:30:19Let me teach you. Learn from Ayushman.
00:30:22What?
00:30:22When a man earns a lot, he flies in the air.
00:30:25But look at him.
00:30:26He earned a lot of money, but he is still connected to the earth.
00:30:36Mr. Ayushman, I saw the trailer of your film, Bala.
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41Wow.
00:30:42I want to give you a lotion.
00:30:45Which lotion?
00:30:46Congratulation lotion.
00:30:52Slow clap.
00:30:53Where did you apply that lotion?
00:30:57Slow clap.
00:31:01It has gotten way better.
00:31:05Do you think it's a hair growth lotion?
00:31:07No.
00:31:08I saw your trailer.
00:31:09You are struggling to grow your hair.
00:31:11I saw it.
00:31:12You even applied cow dung on your head.
00:31:13Yes.
00:31:14But your hair didn't grow.
00:31:15It's true.
00:31:16But it's amazing.
00:31:17After putting in so much effort, I feel pity for you.
00:31:22Thanks.
00:31:22I swear, if I had lost my money that day
00:31:24I would have felt pity for my money.
00:31:31You have said so many useless things here and there.
00:31:35You haven't said anything good to Yami yet.
00:31:37My lawyer will talk to Yami.
00:31:39Lawyer?
00:31:40What happened?
00:31:41My father is a lawyer.
00:31:43So my father will talk about marriage.
00:31:48When did Yami say that she will marry you?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52She didn't say that.
00:31:53But her entire family is eager to get her married to me.
00:31:58Yes.
00:31:58When did she say that?
00:31:59You are lying.
00:32:00No.
00:32:01Everyone in India knows this.
00:32:03All the parents want their daughter to marry a good boy.
00:32:07I am a good boy.
00:32:11I am a good boy.
00:32:12You won't find anyone better than me.
00:32:14No, he didn't think like that.
00:32:15You are just imagining things.
00:32:16I don't want a good boy now.
00:32:18Yes.
00:32:18I don't want a good boy now.
00:32:20Aren't you ashamed to lie wearing an orange pant?
00:32:23Will someone extract the juice from your pant?
00:32:27Sorry. Sometimes you play with words.
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:36It's okay.
00:32:37I will get married alone.
00:32:38Alone?
00:32:39I can have a one-sided love.
00:32:41Why can't I have a one-sided marriage?
00:32:43How?
00:32:44I will take 14 rounds.
00:32:467 for me and 7 for you.
00:32:48And I will go for the rounds.
00:32:49Kapoor Sharma, if you want, I will take 3-4 rounds for you as well.
00:32:53So there is no problem.
00:32:54But Yami, I am telling you.
00:32:57You are missing a big opportunity here.
00:33:00You are a big opportunity.
00:33:02I am not that kind of a person.
00:33:03I will tell you something.
00:33:06You play this on Diwali. What is it called?
00:33:08Pate.
00:33:08I will tell you something about Pate.
00:33:18I am a very rich man in London.
00:33:24I am very rich.
00:33:26God has made me so rich.
00:33:28I am very rich.
00:33:31I have a lot of..
00:33:33A lot of people come here and stop the police.
00:33:35What do you use to beat them?
00:33:37Sticks.
00:33:38Sticks. I have a lot of sticks in London.
00:33:46What did I tell you?
00:33:47I do a lot of work there.
00:33:49A lot of work.
00:33:50A lot of work.
00:33:51You have a lot of work.
00:33:53No, the work is the same.
00:33:54By a lot of work, I mean..
00:33:56In London, there is a sweet shop.
00:33:58I fly all the flies on the sweets.
00:34:09Does flying flies have any work?
00:34:10You ask the guest when his film is coming.
00:34:13To tell the audience this, you spend crores of rupees on Sony.
00:34:18That is the work.
00:34:20I earn four paise to fly five flies.
00:34:23That is how I get my money.
00:34:24He is getting his money.
00:34:29That is enough. I have tolerated enough.
00:34:31You have made my brain a mess.
00:34:35I am going from here. I can't stay here.
00:34:37Mr. Archana, what are you doing in the evening?
00:34:40Nothing. I am free.
00:34:41If you are free, why do you charge so much for Sony?
00:34:54If it is a silly thing, do it as much as you want.
00:34:56I don't talk silly, bro.
00:34:58He is a big shot. He has no idea.
00:35:01Do you know how rich I am?
00:35:02Big shots call me. They talk to me.
00:35:06I called him and as soon as the phone rang..
00:35:13George Clooney has called me.
00:35:16I will talk to him.
00:35:18George Clooney.
00:35:19What?
00:35:20Your house has been robbed.
00:35:21Do you have any clue as to who did it?
00:35:23Yes.
00:35:27Sir, I don't have any clue.
00:35:29It's okay. Wait there. I am coming.
00:35:32George is also there. We will catch him.
00:35:34All right? I am disconnecting the phone now.
00:35:40Sir.
00:35:41Ma'am. Sir.
00:35:42I have to go now. The helicopter is waiting.
00:35:44Helicopter?
00:35:45Not yours. One. I will go by one.
00:35:47Why will I go by your helicopter?
00:35:52Isn't it strange?
00:35:53I have ordered my special helicopter without a fan.
00:35:55I will go by that.
00:35:56Without a fan?
00:35:57How will you go without a fan?
00:35:58The helicopter will fly. Why will it fly?
00:36:02How is this possible?
00:36:04Who will see the helicopter?
00:36:06You have your own helicopter.
00:36:08It will fly now. I will go.
00:36:10Kapoor Sharma, you have fallen in my eyes.
00:36:12Get up.
00:36:16I will leave now. Thank you.
00:36:17I am very happy.
00:36:18I have to go now.
00:36:20Yeah. All right.
00:36:22Think about me.
00:36:24All right.
00:36:25Beautiful.
00:36:31In this film, Aishwarya has a problem in marriage
00:36:34because of her short hair.
00:36:36There are many other problems.
00:36:37For example, the boy's height is less than the girl's.
00:36:40So, the relationship is not allowed.
00:36:42There are many such things.
00:36:43You can share.
00:36:44What are the reasons for the problem in marriage?
00:36:47You can share your story.
00:36:49Yes, ma'am.
00:36:49My name is Neelam Soni.
00:36:51I am from Mumbai.
00:36:52Neelam Soni?
00:36:53Yes.
00:36:53Wow.
00:36:56Neelam Soni on Sony TV.
00:36:57Yes, Neelam.
00:36:59I wanted to ask you a question.
00:37:01How do I look?
00:37:03You?
00:37:05Tell me, Kapil.
00:37:12You are very beautiful.
00:37:13You look beautiful in Indian attire.
00:37:15Sir, you said that I am beautiful.
00:37:17But still, there are many problems in my relationship.
00:37:20Why?
00:37:21Sir, I can understand a couple of relationships.
00:37:24The person's personality was good.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:27So, there are some problems with my weight.
00:37:30But one of them was so fat that he rejected me.
00:37:37I mean..
00:37:38This is what Ms. Aishwarya said.
00:37:39Yes, of course.
00:37:41So, she is unfortunate to say this.
00:37:43But yes..
00:37:44Absolutely.
00:37:44And your eyes are also bad.
00:37:46You are very beautiful.
00:37:47Right.
00:37:48Actually, my mother gets very depressed.
00:37:51So, she always asks me to lose weight.
00:37:53But let me give you an example of Ms. Bhoomi.
00:37:56You had a movie, Dumb Laga Ke Haisha.
00:37:58Yes.
00:37:58So, you were also very healthy.
00:38:00But still, Mr. Ayushman picked you up.
00:38:03So, I say, even if..
00:38:06Neelam, you are beautiful.
00:38:08Thank you, sir. Thank you.
00:38:09Neelam is Tony.
00:38:12The boy who is rejecting you doesn't even deserve you.
00:38:14That's the first thing.
00:38:14Right.
00:38:15Thank you. Thank you, sir.
00:38:17And you deserve the best in life.
00:38:20I am just waiting to meet someone as smart as you.
00:38:24You will find someone smarter than me.
00:38:25Why don't you come on the stage?
00:38:26Come on, for two minutes.
00:38:37Sir.
00:38:38How are you?
00:38:39The way you picked up Bhoomi
00:38:41in Dumb Laga Ke Haisha.
00:38:43Look, I was 10 kgs heavier at that time.
00:38:45The way I picked up Bhoomi.
00:38:47But Ayushman picked you up in Dumb Laga Ke Haisha.
00:38:49He did. Of course.
00:38:50So, it's been proved how strong you are.
00:38:51Yes.
00:38:52Now, it's Kapil's turn.
00:38:53Kapil Godhara.
00:38:54Kapil Godhara.
00:38:55Kapil. Kapil. Kapil. Kapil.
00:38:57Kapil. Kapil. Kapil. Kapil.
00:39:01Kapil.
00:39:04Hello.
00:39:05It's Mr. Soni.
00:39:05Mr. Sidhu.
00:39:08She is troubling me a lot.
00:39:12Okay, later.
00:39:16Okay. Why don't you do one thing?
00:39:18There is a hit song of our film.
00:39:20Ayushman has danced to it before.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23So, on that..
00:39:25Do you want the dance to be better
00:39:26or do you want Ayushman to pick you up?
00:39:27You want to pick him up or you want to dance?
00:39:29Ask her first.
00:39:30No, dance is better.
00:39:31Dance is better.
00:39:32It's the girl's choice.
00:39:38Play.
00:39:39You are gorgeous.
00:39:40Amazing.
00:39:41You are wearing a beautiful Koka.
00:39:43So sweet.
00:39:44Listen to me.
00:39:48I know how to dance too.
00:39:50I can dance with you too, sir.
00:39:51I will do it tomorrow.
00:39:53I will get ready.
00:39:54Sure.
00:39:56Thank you, Neelam.
00:39:57Thank you so much. Thank you.
00:39:58Thank you. Please come.
00:40:01Is there anyone else who wants to share their story?
00:40:04Yes, ma'am.
00:40:05My name is Rashida.
00:40:07Welcome, Ms. Rashida.
00:40:09We were friends.
00:40:11And after that, when he got a proposal from my husband..
00:40:16Where is your husband?
00:40:17He is here.
00:40:18How is your husband?
00:40:19So sweet.
00:40:20Welcome.
00:40:21Initially, my family refused.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:25They said, you look better.
00:40:26You are much more beautiful than him.
00:40:27Okay.
00:40:28He was a bit healthy and he was a bit short too.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31So, they didn't take my opinion so seriously.
00:40:33And they rejected the proposal.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:35Then I shared my opinion with my family.
00:40:39After getting rejected.
00:40:41So, I shared that I want him to look a bit shorter than me.
00:40:46So that..
00:40:52Why?
00:40:55What is the reason?
00:40:56Why?
00:40:58Because I don't want to roam around like a satellite.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03He should concentrate on me, of course.
00:41:05Everywhere we go.
00:41:07And there is no need to check social accounts.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:12Ma'am, you are completely opposite.
00:41:15After getting rejected again, he tried a lot
00:41:19to convey his message to others.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:22So, he will share it now.
00:41:24Hello, everyone.
00:41:25Hello.
00:41:26Hi.
00:41:26I liked him.
00:41:28So, I decided to marry him.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:31I don't want to go anywhere.
00:41:32So, you fell in love at first sight.
00:41:33Yes, at first sight.
00:41:34Wow.
00:41:35And he rejected me for my looks.
00:41:37I thought his looks were good.
00:41:39No, sir. I think you both look good together.
00:41:41Yes.
00:41:43Thank you very much, sir.
00:41:44This is really very nice of you.
00:41:47Since when are you stuck? I mean, since when..
00:41:50How many years have you seen him?
00:41:51It's been 10 years since we got married.
00:41:52It's been 10 years since we got married.
00:41:53It's been 10 years?
00:41:54And we are happily married now.
00:41:55Happily married. We are having a kid also.
00:41:57God bless you.
00:41:59Thank you, sir.
00:42:00Thank you. Thank you, Ms. Rashida.
00:42:01Thank you so much for coming on the show.
00:42:03Any other friend of ours?
00:42:05Yes, sir.
00:42:07Yes, I saw you. How are you?
00:42:09Please take the mic.
00:42:11Hello.
00:42:12Hello. Hello.
00:42:14Everybody.
00:42:14I have something to say to Ms. Ashtina.
00:42:18Yes.
00:42:19I have something to say to Ms. Ashtina.
00:42:20Yes.
00:42:21Today, you look like a queen of India.
00:42:29Thank you, sir.
00:42:31Wow.
00:42:32Where are you from?
00:42:33From Delhi.
00:42:34What's your name, sir?
00:42:35Rajeev.
00:42:36Rajeev? You are flirting directly.
00:42:38And..
00:42:40Thank you, sir.
00:42:42Thank you so much.
00:42:43Have you seen her husband? He is so tall.
00:42:46He is my friend.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:47Then I am his sister-in-law.
00:42:50She is my elder sister-in-law.
00:42:53You are getting a moustache.
00:42:54And you are calling her your elder sister-in-law.
00:42:57Okay.
00:42:59Mr. Rajeev, what do you want to say?
00:43:02The way she is having hair problems during the wedding.
00:43:05Yes.
00:43:05I was having a problem with my height.
00:43:09Okay.
00:43:11When I saw the girl
00:43:13I liked her but my family didn't like her.
00:43:16Why?
00:43:16I asked them what the problem was.
00:43:18They said that she is short.
00:43:20How short was she?
00:43:22At least one foot.
00:43:23It's okay if she is one foot short.
00:43:24I liked her.
00:43:26Then?
00:43:26But I got upset and fought with my family.
00:43:29How sweet he is!
00:43:31Then?
00:43:32What happened now?
00:43:32I said that I want to do it here.
00:43:34Then?
00:43:35They said no.
00:43:36Then?
00:43:37We fought for a month or two.
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:40Then she agreed for the son as a mother is a mother.
00:43:45So sweet.
00:43:48Very cute.
00:43:51So are you friends with your mother and daughter-in-law?
00:43:54Yes.
00:43:55We have been married for 27 years.
00:43:57Wow!
00:43:58Congratulations.
00:44:00Where is she?
00:44:01Is she with you?
00:44:01Where is she?
00:44:03Hello. How are you?
00:44:05You both look so good together.
00:44:07So sweet.
00:44:09Sir, you are very funny.
00:44:11Do you get laughed at at home?
00:44:12Yes, a lot.
00:44:13So sweet.
00:44:14We laugh a lot.
00:44:15Do you laugh a lot?
00:44:17You should also do business.
00:44:22Thank you, sir. Thank you for coming to the show.
00:44:24Thank you very much.
00:44:28Bhoomi, what kind of a boy do you want as your partner?
00:44:32I am just asking.
00:44:34I can ask.
00:44:35Yes, you can ask.
00:44:37Kapil, I have very simple requirements.
00:44:40Honestly, I feel that if I have a perfect partner
00:44:44who accepts me completely with all my flaws
00:44:48and with all my positive attributes
00:44:51which you will already do.
00:44:52I know how you look at me, Kapil.
00:44:54But..
00:44:57And at the same time, I will..
00:45:00Because what happens is..
00:45:01I have only one. I am already married.
00:45:03Nothing else.
00:45:04Oh, sorry.
00:45:05The rest is..
00:45:08This rule should also be changed.
00:45:09It shouldn't be like this.
00:45:10No, it shouldn't be like this.
00:45:11Okay, sorry. Change the topic.
00:45:12Okay, sorry.
00:45:14Yami, what do you want to see as your partner?
00:45:17I think it's very simple.
00:45:18One is what Bhoomi said.
00:45:19Someone who accepts you as you are.
00:45:21Yes.
00:45:22And at the same time, I have the ability
00:45:25to inspire you.
00:45:27Inspire to do anything.
00:45:28That's very important.
00:45:29Aspirational.
00:45:30Or funny.
00:45:31Physical attraction is very peripheral.
00:45:33It doesn't last for long.
00:45:35Exactly.
00:45:35As Mr. Shah Rukh Khan said, love is friendship.
00:45:38Love is really friendship.
00:45:39Absolutely.
00:45:40It's companionship.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:41It's companionship.
00:45:42It's companionship.
00:45:46Anyone else?
00:45:47Anyone else?
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:52Hello, sir.
00:45:52Oh, how are you?
00:45:53Very good.
00:45:54He writes very good songs.
00:45:56I had written a song for Mr. Ayushman.
00:45:59You launch all the songs in our show, right?
00:46:03Normally..
00:46:03Films launch very well.
00:46:04I also do songs here.
00:46:06Okay.
00:46:06It's your love. Thank you.
00:46:08What new song have you made?
00:46:11I have two friends.
00:46:12People call them half-bald.
00:46:14Yes.
00:46:15Half-bald.
00:46:16So I had a song for their problems.
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:18So I am thinking of singing it for you today.
00:46:20Of course.
00:46:21Please sing it.
00:46:22Wow!
00:46:23Very nice.
00:46:23Fantastic.
00:46:25Thank you, Vipin.
00:46:26So good.
00:46:27It was a very nice song.
00:46:28It's a wonderful song.
00:46:29It's fantastic.
00:46:30Very nice.
00:46:31Thank you so much.
00:46:31So good.
00:46:37Yami, Mr. Ayushman, Bhoomi.
00:46:39I have told you about the rumours about the stars.
00:46:41They keep flying.
00:46:42So many.
00:46:43You know, rumours.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45But I always confirm it with them.
00:46:46I don't believe it.
00:46:47Yes, sir.
00:46:47I have heard about it.
00:46:48Yami, there is a rumour about you.
00:46:51You are so fair because you mix curd in white Rasgulla
00:46:55and massage every day.
00:46:56Oh!
00:46:58It's a little wrong.
00:46:59I eat this.
00:47:00White Rasgulla and curd.
00:47:01Exactly.
00:47:02Oh, wow!
00:47:02That's why.
00:47:04No, Narshanari, I am just joking.
00:47:05It's a bad joke.
00:47:07I said, wow!
00:47:09Narshanari was about to order Rasgulla.
00:47:11What?
00:47:13Yami, Rasgulla is here.
00:47:15Get half a kilo.
00:47:18Ayushman, you like to experiment in films.
00:47:21So after Bala, your next film will be about
00:47:23Bal Toda and Gomoriya.
00:47:28No, sir, it's nothing like that.
00:47:29My next film is about homosexuality.
00:47:33Okay, Shubh Mangal Zyada Saavdhan. Wow!
00:47:34That's also an experiment.
00:47:35Wow!
00:47:36Very good.
00:47:37It's a very big experiment.
00:47:40Bhoomi, there is a rumour that you don't even listen to the script
00:47:43and just sign it so that you can see me closely.
00:47:48It's not a rumour. It's the truth.
00:47:50It's the truth.
00:47:51Let's replay this line a couple of times.
00:47:54Thanks.
00:47:56I want to feel jealous of my wife.
00:47:59I want to feel jealous of my wife.
00:48:00Is the sentence wrong?
00:48:01I want to feel jealous of my wife.
00:48:01I want to make my wife cry.
00:48:02The context is also wrong.
00:48:04Yes, that's the main thing.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:06Yami, I want to know about you.
00:48:07You made a dimple out of the dimples
00:48:09of the boys who die because of you.
00:48:14This one?
00:48:16It's the same.
00:48:18No, thanks to my mom and dad.
00:48:20Good genes.
00:48:21Did they make a dimple?
00:48:22Good genes.
00:48:23Good genes.
00:48:24Okay. Good genes.
00:48:25I don't know how to wear jeans.
00:48:27Look at him.
00:48:28Look at his humour.
00:48:29It's okay.
00:48:30Sometimes it happens.
00:48:32Keep doing it. You'll get it one day.
00:48:33That's the thing.
00:48:34Sorry, guys.
00:48:36Ayushman, there is a rumour about you
00:48:38that when Bala's shooting was going on
00:48:39you went home in a hurry.
00:48:41And your wife said,
00:48:42Uncle, Ayushman is not at home. Come later.
00:48:50I wish I had a chance to go home.
00:48:52We were shooting in Kanpur, Lucknow.
00:48:54We didn't get a chance to go home.
00:48:55You shot the entire film in one go?
00:48:57In one go.
00:48:58Wow.
00:48:59First Kanpur, then Lucknow.
00:49:00And in 45 degrees Celsius
00:49:02it took me two and a half hours to get ready.
00:49:06And it was very tough.
00:49:07It takes a lot of hard work. No doubt.
00:49:12Bhoomi, there is a rumour about you
00:49:13that you used to tease boys in school.
00:49:15What?
00:49:16What?
00:49:17What?
00:49:18What?
00:49:20Is it true?
00:49:21No.
00:49:23No, Kapil.
00:49:25Take a chill, Kapil.
00:49:28Yami, there is a rumour about you
00:49:29that you like tea so much
00:49:30that if you get a boy who makes good tea for you
00:49:33you can marry him.
00:49:36It's true. It's not a rumour.
00:49:38I mean, if a boy makes good tea for you
00:49:40you can marry him.
00:49:42And if you get two biscuits
00:49:43and the boy is married..
00:49:44Oh, I mean.. Sorry.
00:49:48You will start on both sides now.
00:49:51Either you give me a final response
00:49:54so that I know that I have to focus on this.
00:49:57No.
00:49:58No, Bhoomi. He is on your side.
00:50:01I will manage.
00:50:02She has pushed him.
00:50:03You will miss me.
00:50:09Aishwarya, there is a rumour
00:50:11that you have shot so many films in UP
00:50:13that the UP government pays you salary every month.
00:50:17I think..
00:50:19It's true. I wish it was true.
00:50:22You know what?
00:50:23The language of our country changes every 10 kilometres.
00:50:26Yes.
00:50:27Now there are so many dialects of UP.
00:50:29I think I can contest elections there.
00:50:30Absolutely.
00:50:31And I think I can support Ayushman.
00:50:34Because my fifth film
00:50:36which we shot is my fourth film
00:50:37which I am continuously shooting in UP.
00:50:40My wife is saying that I should get married in UP
00:50:42and make me her girlfriend.
00:50:45Yami, there is a rumour that you want
00:50:47Rajkumar Rao to work in Vicky Donor 2
00:50:49and not Ayushman.
00:50:51Is it a rumour or is it true?
00:50:53It's true. I saw it in the interview.
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56Before that, I saw that I am Bhoomi.
00:50:59He was saying Ayushman.
00:51:00Yes. He was saying Ayushman.
00:51:01He has taken revenge.
00:51:02Nothing else.
00:51:03He has taken revenge.
00:51:06He has taken revenge.
00:51:07Why did you say that?
00:51:08He asked me who can do it except Yami.
00:51:11Okay.
00:51:12Yes, except him.
00:51:13He said except him.
00:51:14Anyone can do it.
00:51:15Why can't Bhoomi do it? Of course, she can do it.
00:51:17You two fight.
00:51:18We don't want to fight.
00:51:18You two fight.
00:51:19We don't want to fight.
00:51:20That's what I wanted.
00:51:21Come back.
00:51:22Get him out.
00:51:23I wanted you two to fight.
00:51:26We don't want to fight.
00:51:27Yami, stand here for a second.
00:51:29One second.
00:51:30You guys should fight.
00:51:31I want to say that Ayushman, we are not fighting.
00:51:34You do it.
00:51:35Exactly.
00:51:36Okay. Bhoomi, you can do it.
00:51:38You know, smartness is going on here.
00:51:39Forget it. You can do the film with me.
00:51:42We can talk.
00:51:44We are standing as if it's the culmination of the episode.
00:51:46Ayushman, come. Let's sit.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:50I got so nervous that I felt like
00:51:51I had a fight with my wife and girlfriend.
00:51:53But we didn't fight.
00:51:54We were just supporting each other.
00:51:56I mean, both of you..
00:51:57Look at this.
00:51:58Border situation.
00:51:59This is how men are.
00:52:00Border situation.
00:52:01This is how they are.
00:52:02This is how they are.
00:52:03This is how they are.
00:52:04I am telling you.
00:52:05We were just supporting each other.
00:52:08You guys fight.
00:52:09I haven't taken any revenge. Let me just put it.
00:52:11I think he was the original
00:52:12and he will always be the wicked owner.
00:52:15So, I think..
00:52:18And nobody can replace Yami in Wicked Owner.
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:22Brother.
00:52:23Brother, I love you.
00:52:24I love you too.
00:52:26Okay. Bhumi, I have a question for you.
00:52:27You have always liked romantic films.
00:52:34You have lowered your voice.
00:52:35You fell in love with a boy in the sixth grade.
00:52:39I want to know why I always tease boys.
00:52:43Exactly.
00:52:44You fell in love with a boy in the sixth grade.
00:52:46Why are you spreading such rumours?
00:52:47Yami, I want to stop the girls who are flying.
00:52:50I want to tell them. Is it true?
00:52:52Yes, it's true.
00:52:54It's true.
00:52:54What's wrong with you being an adult?
00:52:57You are ignoring boys when you are in love.
00:53:04Yami, there is a rumour about you
00:53:05that you were a fish in your previous birth.
00:53:08That's why you do water yoga till date.
00:53:10How do you do yoga in water, Yami?
00:53:12Can't you hold your breath?
00:53:14Do you swim?
00:53:15I swim for two seconds and then I drown.
00:53:18I mean, I can't do it for long.
00:53:20But actually, it's fun.
00:53:22You should definitely do it.
00:53:23Definitely.
00:53:24Happy Diwali.
00:53:28Happy Diwali.
00:53:31Happy Diwali.
00:53:34Happy Diwali.
00:53:35What happened, Sapna?
00:53:36Happy Diwali.
00:53:39Sapna.
00:53:41Diwali is over.
00:53:42Yes, it's true. Diwali is over.
00:53:45Our Diwali is over while they were preparing for the episode.
00:53:51Iceman, I will tell the public about you.
00:53:55Our shooting is happening on the next day of Diwali.
00:53:57And our telecast will be on Saturday.
00:54:00You were preparing for Diwali on Diwali.
00:54:02Our Diwali is over while they were preparing for the episode.
00:54:06What?
00:54:11Sorry, guys. Sorry.
00:54:12That's why I used to call them Bambim.
00:54:14Our Diwali is not over yet.
00:54:16I will make pickle out of him.
00:54:19Bambim.
00:54:21Our Diwali is over, Kappu.
00:54:28Hey, Bambim.
00:54:30Bambim is over, baby.
00:54:32Now we have to break this bomb.
00:54:37Why are you getting so angry?
00:54:39Was Akshay Kumar not enough?
00:54:42He used to get five movies in a year.
00:54:45He started getting eight movies in the market.
00:54:50It was good for him.
00:54:52He used to keep a shooting at 5 or 6 in the morning.
00:54:54But he kept a shooting on the day of Diwali.
00:55:02Diwali.. But whatever it is..
00:55:04I am saying this as a joke.
00:55:06I saw your trailer. I enjoyed it a lot.
00:55:09This movie will be a super hit.
00:55:10Shubh Mangal Jada Soudan is a great movie.
00:55:13He is here to promote Bala.
00:55:15No, I will promote Shubh Mangal Jada Soudan today.
00:55:17Why?
00:55:18I don't want to keep a shooting on the day of Diwali.
00:55:24I am telling you.
00:55:25I won't come wet on the stage on the day of Diwali.
00:55:27You won't come wet.
00:55:28Last time I was on a promotion.
00:55:30It was India-Pakistan match.
00:55:31We couldn't even watch that.
00:55:34Yes, I remember.
00:55:36Yes.
00:55:38Yes.
00:55:39We have been waiting for Diwali.
00:55:42But it's a dream. It's a good thing.
00:55:44Aishwarya, Bhoomi and I are celebrating Diwali together.
00:55:46But I am a fan of both of them. They are very beautiful.
00:55:49I am very happy from inside.
00:55:52We are also happy.
00:55:53You must be happy from inside. You are a man.
00:55:55Hey!
00:55:56Don't say all this about me.
00:56:00I am very angry with Aishwarya.
00:56:02Why?
00:56:04I am telling you the truth.
00:56:09I don't like Ayushman Khurana.
00:56:11I like Ayushman Purana.
00:56:12I am telling you.
00:56:15He was better before.
00:56:17Sapna, we have to promote the film.
00:56:18Let's talk about the film.
00:56:20Shall we go to watch a film in the evening?
00:56:24We have talked about the film.
00:56:24Now you won't stop me.
00:56:27I am telling you.
00:56:29You have never come on a promotion.
00:56:31Sapna, come with me. I will show you the film till the interval.
00:56:35We will go to the theatre together.
00:56:36Nothing like that.
00:56:37I don't like Ayushman Khurana. I like Ayushman Purana.
00:56:41Will you talk about their film or not?
00:56:45You have burnt a rocket in my mouth.
00:56:48I will talk to the heroines.
00:56:49Heroine.
00:56:51Hi. How are you?
00:56:52I am fine. How are you?
00:56:53You were in the movie, Sandh Ke Aakme, right?
00:56:55Yes.
00:56:55I saw you. I couldn't see you.
00:56:58I have seen you on the other side as well.
00:57:03In fact, Sandh Ke Aankme was more reddish than me.
00:57:06Sapna, that is the name of their film.
00:57:09You should have told me earlier.
00:57:10I was looking for all the bulls in Nala Sopara.
00:57:13Where are they?
00:57:18I want to ask one thing.
00:57:21You had worked in Ayesha as well, right?
00:57:25I think you worked harder in Ayesha.
00:57:27That is why you lost all your hair.
00:57:31That is not the reason.
00:57:33I want to ask you something.
00:57:36There was a problem in your film.
00:57:40Like Vicky Donnery.
00:57:41There was a problem.
00:57:42There was a problem with the people.
00:57:43You used to help them.
00:57:45Then there was Shubh Mangal Saavdhan.
00:57:46There was a problem.
00:57:47You had a problem with that.
00:57:50Then..
00:57:55Then there was Dream Girl.
00:57:57There was no problem in that.
00:57:58There was a problem with the girl's voice.
00:58:01Yes.
00:58:02Then there was a problem with your parents.
00:58:04You are doing such a problematic film
00:58:06which has different types of problems.
00:58:08I have a shadow in Nala Sopara.
00:58:10Mukesh.
00:58:11Mukesh.
00:58:12I have a personal shadow.
00:58:16There is a big problem with that as well.
00:58:19I think you should do a film on that.
00:58:21We have written the subject as well.
00:58:22I think you should do a film on that.
00:58:23We have written the subject as well.
00:58:25What is the problem?
00:58:26There is a problem with the shadow.
00:58:29There is a big shadow here.
00:58:33We have written a subject on that.
00:58:35We have registered the title as well.
00:58:38What?
00:58:38I am the shadow of your shawl.
00:58:52Oh, God!
00:58:56I will introduce you to him.
00:58:57He will help you with the preparation of the subject.
00:58:59You have made a film on bald people, right?
00:59:03I have a small promotion.
00:59:04I am a very poor girl.
00:59:05Can you help me?
00:59:06Yes.
00:59:07Apply oil on me.
00:59:11I have made an oil for bald people after watching your film.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:14If you apply oil on this, you will get hair in two hours.
00:59:17In two hours?
00:59:18Yes.
00:59:18This is Sapna's magical oil.
00:59:20Apply it and massage it.
00:59:22No one will remain bald.
00:59:28Apply it and massage it.
00:59:29Yami, you will see..
00:59:31No one will remain bald.
00:59:32No one will remain bald.
00:59:33Are you sure, sister?
00:59:34Is this safe?
00:59:35Yes, this is very safe.
00:59:36You can go online also for this.
00:59:38Online?
00:59:39Yes.
00:59:40We have a website called takla.com.
00:59:43What?
00:59:48Sapna, go. You have done enough today.
00:59:50How can I go? I don't go without a massage.
00:59:52Yes, massage.
00:59:55Actually, you are here for the first time, right?
00:59:57You are..
00:59:57With you?
00:59:58Yes, I am a parlour.
00:59:58Yes, sister.
00:59:59This is.. I have a beauty parlour.
01:00:01You must be knowing.
01:00:02We have different types of massage.
01:00:04Yes.
01:00:05For you, this is auspicious, auspicious and careful massage.
01:00:07What is there in this?
01:00:08What is there in this?
01:00:09There is auspiciousness.
01:00:10Yes.
01:00:11We apply oil on auspiciousness.
01:00:14Then we call Mr. Archaran.
01:00:16He says, be careful, Mr. Sidhu can come anytime.
01:00:25Actually, this was not a massage.
01:00:28This was a big news that he can come.
01:00:30Anytime.
01:00:31Then there is one more massage for you.
01:00:33I have blind massage.
01:00:34Okay.
01:00:35What is there in this?
01:00:36What is there in this?
01:00:37The customer removes his clothes.
01:00:38We apply oil on our hands.
01:00:40Then we apply oil on our feet.
01:00:43Then we take a big rod and apply oil on it.
01:00:44And we massage it blindly.
01:00:46We do it nicely.
01:00:53Then there is a special massage for you.
01:00:56Yes.
01:00:56Bhoomi Pendekar massage.
01:00:59What is there in this?
01:00:59Yes, what is there in this?
01:01:00What we do in this is..
01:01:01We remove the customer's clothes and apply oil.
01:01:03Yes.
01:01:04Then we make him lie on the floor.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07Then we give him a pen in his hand and massage him.
01:01:10Bhoomi Pendekar.
01:01:11We play such a word here.
01:01:12Now his name is Bhoomi Pednekar.
01:01:15I will call him Pendekari.
01:01:16Why?
01:01:17He ruined our Diwali.
01:01:20Can't we ruin his name too?
01:01:22We will ruin his name.
01:01:28Let's give a big round of applause for the hair film.
01:01:33Sapna, this is a hair film, not a hair film.
01:01:36Hair film is for kids.
01:01:37Okay, I remembered from the kids.
01:01:39You ruined our Diwali.
01:01:40I will also ruin yours.
01:01:42Kids, come here.
01:01:50Oh, wow!
01:01:52Who are these kids?
01:01:54Bala.
01:01:55Bala.
01:01:56This is Bala from Vicky Donor.
01:02:00This is Bala from Badaiyo.
01:02:02And this is Bala from Dum Laga Ke Haise.
01:02:09All three of them are Bala's?
01:02:10Yes.
01:02:11Theirs is Article 15.
01:02:13I just found three articles in the market.
01:02:18Sapna, let's listen to you.
01:02:20How did these kids grow up?
01:02:22Does Ayushman Khurana ever do any small work?
01:02:26He only does big work.
01:02:29How do you know that all these kids are Ayushman's?
01:02:31I know everything.
01:02:33If they are Bala's
01:02:35then I..
01:02:38Mr. Moti Bala.
01:02:40Fabulous!
01:02:41Sapna.
01:02:44Stop doing useless things and leave.
01:02:46Mrs. Bala.
01:02:47I am going. I have a lot of work.
01:02:48Your brother also comes to me.
01:02:51Your real brother.
01:02:53Yes.
01:02:54Apar.
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:55He comes to me for energy.
01:03:01Last time he left his energy.
01:03:02I washed and dried it.
01:03:06I will give it to him when he comes.
01:03:08Okay. Come again.
01:03:10Bye.
01:03:11Bye.
01:03:11Come soon.
01:03:12Bye.
01:03:13But come after three to four episodes.
01:03:18You will take away my job.
01:03:21I will beat you up.
01:03:23Okay, bye. All the best for the movie.
01:03:28Come, brother.
01:03:30Come.
01:03:34A big round of applause for Bhumi, Yamini and Ayushman.
01:03:39Brother, thank you so much for coming.
01:03:41Thank you, brother.
01:03:42Thank you, Yamini.
01:03:43It's always fun when you come.
01:03:45So now it's time to take a beautiful selfie.
01:03:49Which will be taken by Yamini.
01:03:52Why Yamini?
01:03:53Come on, baby.
01:03:54Baby.
01:03:55Come on, baby.
01:03:56Baby.
01:03:58Not ours, but all of us.
01:03:59You go to the right.
01:04:10A big round of applause for our guests.
01:04:12And all of you keep smiling like this.
01:04:16Keep cleaning around you.
01:04:17And keep watching The Kabir Sharma Show.
01:04:19Good night. Shab-ba-khair.
01:04:20Love you all. Thank you.