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The Legend of Calamity Jane (90's Kids WB Show) Episode 10 - Dead or Alive [Bluray Quality]

The Legend of Calamity Jane S01E10 - Dead or Alive.ia

" Jane fends off bounty hunters while transporting John Wesley Hardin to face trial."

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Oh yes!!! Childhood Nostalgia Right here,which I was just thinking of this show the other day,this Obscured 90's Cartoon was one of Kids WB's most obscured Hidden Gems back in the day which was heavially overlooked,as this show displayed a strong Female lead,which was very Rare for animated shows at the Time. This Show was awsome and so underated which the animation style reminds me so much of both the 2003 4kids Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Series and the 90's Batman: The Animated Series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jZF50YIr6U

This show came out the Same year as both "The Men in Black" Cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWps6PA69Wc

and "Channel Umptee 3",in 1997,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIw-bfK8UWw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwZ9C9sZQgI

two other animated cartoon TV Series that aired on "KIds WB" back in the day,and this was WAY before Pokemon Gen 1 was a thing.lol

Before Poke-Mania invaded Kids WB 2 years later in 1999,Kids WB also had alot of obscured/Popular gems back than,like with the Earthworm Jim Cartoon,Detention,Road Rovers and Freakazoid.

Sadly,for whatever reason,what so ever,this show never caught on to the same level of populariey as the other Kids WB Shows at the time like the 90's Animaniacs,Batman: The Animated Series,Men in Black,Batman Beyond and Super Man: The Animated series,and was cancelled shortly only airing a few episodes dued to poor time slot placement and bad ratings (Channel Umptee 3,another obscured 90's Kids WB Show,also suffered a Similar fate)

the good news is,recently Discotek finnally released this obscured gem on Bluray and is now also streaming on Tubi and Internet Archieve:

https://archive.org/details/the-legend-of-calamity-jane-animated-series

https://tubitv.com/series/300010154/the-legend-of-calamity-jane

https://lostmediawiki.com/The_Legend_of_Calamity_Jane_(found_English_dub_of_animated_series;_1997-1998)

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfCalamityJane

https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/The-Legend-of-Calamity-Jane-Blu-ray/331865/

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And speaking of Calamity Jane,IDW Comics published a series a series of Papertrade Graphic Novels based on the fictional/American Historical frontierswoman

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Calamity-Jane-The-Calamitous-Life-of-Martha-Jane-Cannary

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Transcript
00:00I'm taking you in to stand trial for the killing of Joe Rivard.
00:03I don't go nowhere I don't wanna go.
00:24You a bounty hunter?
00:25That I am, Miss Clementine.
01:30Where is he?
01:38I'm not asking politely next time.
01:40I don't know.
01:42Honest.
01:43And even if I did, he'd kill me if I told.
01:47No!
01:48No!
01:50What if I promise, extra special, not to tell John Wesley Hardin that you told me, Simp?
01:56Look, ma'am.
01:57I'm only his cousin.
01:59Not his keeper.
02:01Could be construed otherwise, Simp.
02:03Could seem like you helped John Wesley get out of Deadwood with a murder hanging over his head.
02:20You wouldn't.
02:22You couldn't.
02:24Them chickens is all I got.
02:28Talkin's the only way you're gonna save them.
02:30And yourself.
02:32Okay.
02:33Okay.
02:34I'm supposed to meet John in a little town called Cactus Flat.
02:40But don't tell him...
02:43That Calamity Jane.
02:45She's not so tough.
02:48Next time I see her, I'll give her what for.
02:58Cactus Flat
03:07He's keeping company with a saloon gal.
03:11Name of Leilani something or another.
03:14Tell me again, Johnny, how much you love me.
03:18I am very beautiful, no?
03:21The most beautiful girl you have ever met.
03:25Johnny, why don't you answer?
03:28I got more important things to do.
03:34Johnny.
03:38Don't ever touch my guns, girl.
03:50Beggin' your pardon, sir.
03:52What is the name of Dixon?
03:55Simp, say no more.
03:58About time.
04:07Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
04:09Or just a monkey.
04:11Johnny, who is this woman?
04:14Tell her to go away.
04:15I don't like the way she looks at you.
04:17This here is Calamity Jane.
04:20Glad to see you again.
04:22Still owe me a kiss from the last time we met.
04:25Still the sweet talk, John Wesley.
04:27I'm taking you in to stand trial for the killing of Joe Rivard.
04:31Crazy Joe?
04:32Why, he called me out.
04:34What was I supposed to do?
04:36Plainest case of self-defense I ever saw.
04:39We'll let the judge decide that.
04:41Meantime, you're coming with me back to Deadwood.
04:44I don't go nowhere I don't want to go.
04:47Law says dead or alive will do.
04:50Oh, God!
04:51Johnny!
04:52I hope it's him.
05:01Hey!
05:07Damn.
05:17Damn.
05:47Damn.
06:18Damn.
06:32I don't want no trouble from you, John Wesley.
06:34It's a long way back to Deadwood.
06:37And it'll be a while before my horse can join us.
06:39I ain't in no hurry.
06:42In fact, I've been meaning to spend some quality time with you.
06:50You can start by marching.
07:12You can start by marching.
07:42You can start by marching.
07:59Down!
08:08I don't have my name on it.
08:11Quit admiring it and move.
08:42Damn.
08:54Where are they?
08:56Up yonder.
08:57I can see horses and...
08:59Watch out!
09:00Friends of yours?
09:02In case you hadn't noticed, they're shooting at me, too.
09:06How are they getting so close when we're so far away?
09:09Must be one of them newfangled rifles I heard about.
09:13Got a range of over a thousand yards.
09:16Reckon I might be able to hit one of them if I had a gun.
09:20Well, you aren't getting one.
09:23This is a chance in the forest.
09:25The time it takes them to find another way down will give us a couple hours' head start.
09:29Come on.
09:31How about a rest?
09:33We've been walking for hours and my feet are hurting.
09:37I got the bunion something-a-fears.
09:41I'm beat, I tell you.
09:43Even through this water trying to cover our tracks ain't no picnic.
09:48Jane!
09:49It's too much work.
09:51I'm tired and I want to stop.
09:53And I'm tired and I want to stop.
09:56It's too much work.
09:58I'm tired and I want to stop.
10:00And I'm un-a-stop.
10:01And you can just shoot me if you wanna.
10:03Because I'm bush and I just don't care anymore.
10:11I swear, John Wesley, for such a tough outlaw,
10:15I have never heard a man whine so much like a baby.
10:27I'm tired.
10:33Seems quiet enough.
10:35Hold on.
10:39They're following all right.
10:41I make out two coming this way.
10:43Catch us within the hour.
10:45Any idea who they are?
10:47Too far.
10:48But whoever it is knows a thing or two about tracking.
10:51Great.
10:53What are we gonna do now?
10:56That's fine.
10:58Then what?
10:59We gonna fly us out of here?
11:01That's an idea.
11:07End of the line.
11:09Now ain't that a shame.
11:11I reckon all we got left to do is wait for them boys to catch up.
11:17I'd say they already have.
11:21Can't see a thing. You?
11:23No.
11:25Must be staying far away on account of my reputation.
11:29Here, untie me.
11:31So I can help you properly.
11:33Let you murder those fellas?
11:35I don't think so.
11:36Be reasonable.
11:38I'm the only chance we got to live.
11:40Looks to me like we're about to get another option.
11:43Howdy, y'all.
11:44As you can see, I'm not armed.
11:46Name's Scully. I come to talk.
11:49You a bounty hunter?
11:51That I am, Miss Calamity.
11:54Me and my partner, Mr. Bone, we come for Hardin.
11:59Mr. Hardin's got a date with Justice in Deadwood.
12:02I aim to see he makes it... alive.
12:05Well now, the law says dead or alive, and...
12:09seeing as how he's an animal, I figured we'd save the trouble in shooting.
12:14I can't abide that.
12:16Ma'am, I am sorely distressed to hear you speak so.
12:20Refusing the letter of the law.
12:22More to law than just following the alphabet.
12:25Be that as it may, Bone's got you in his sights.
12:28And they's, uh, they's telescopic, so you got nowhere to go.
12:32Correction, Mr. Scully.
12:34What? You crazy?
12:40No!
12:51Jane, you...
12:52Watch your mouth.
12:54Just hope them bounty hunters aren't crazy enough to follow us.
13:04Dakota.
13:07Good boy.
13:12This ain't no way to die.
13:14I gotta go, I want it to be with a gun in my hand.
13:17You aren't gonna die, John Wesley.
13:20At least not without a trial.
13:25Been thinking.
13:27All that talk about justice, I don't get it.
13:30Can't eat it, can't drink it, and you dang sure can't take it to the bank.
13:35Don't seem much good to me.
13:37No surprise.
13:39You pull a gun like regular folks wipe their noses.
13:42That ain't no way to act.
13:44Justice says you got a right to a fair trial.
13:47No matter what you've done.
13:49Even a murder.
13:50I told you it wasn't no murder.
13:52Then why worry?
13:54I ain't worried.
13:55It's just...
13:58I ain't sticking around for no trial.
14:01But you be sure to give them bounty hunters my best.
14:15Whistle.
14:20Whoa!
14:21Where you going?
14:23Come on, you dumb horse.
14:25Not that way.
14:27Whoa!
14:28Stop!
14:29Darn fool.
14:35Dang.
14:37That makes us even.
14:39I swear, you is the roughest, toughest, most uncompromising woman I ever did meet.
14:47Reckon that's why I likes you so much.
14:50Hush up.
14:55Not for these woods we'd have had that Hardin boy long ago.
14:58Put a bullet or two where they do some good and been on our way.
15:01But we'll get him.
15:03It's only a matter of time.
15:09Time is right.
15:10Be a while before they find out they're chasing Dakota and not us.
15:14You should have killed him while you had the chance.
15:17Like you would have done.
15:19Gotta take every edge you can get.
15:22What is it with you?
15:23Don't you ever get tired of killing?
15:27No.
15:29Can't rightly say I do.
15:35Ain't this a pretty sight.
15:37Not so much as a rock or a tree to hide under.
15:41We're through hiding.
15:43You know them bounty hunters are gonna catch up to us sooner or later.
15:47Sounds like you got something special in mind.
15:50There's a ghost town up yonder.
15:52Make a good place for an ambush.
16:00Ain't much, but it'll do.
16:03Some ambush.
16:07I declare I ain't hit diddly all day with this rifle.
16:13This is a job for Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.
17:07Don't move!
17:37Don't move!
18:07Don't move!
18:38The End
18:44Seems them bounty hunters don't share the same warm feeling for justice.
18:50Speaking of warm, what do you make of that?
18:54Trouble.
18:57Come out, come out, wherever you are!
19:01The fire'll be here soon.
19:03We need to do something. Fast.
19:06We?
19:07That's right.
19:10You're finally gonna get your wish.
19:14What makes you think I won't shoot you?
19:19No bullets.
19:21Ain't gonna be no killin'.
19:23Better get that through your head right now.
19:31John Wesley!
19:37The End
19:41Whoa, whoa! It's Hardin we want.
19:44Where'd he get off to?
19:46Show's over, boys.
19:48Drop your weapons.
19:49Don't shoot.
19:51But put your hands up and I won't have to.
19:54Easy there now, Mr. Hardin.
19:57I'd be much obliged if you all curb your violent tendencies.
20:01Don't want no bullet in the back, you understand?
20:04Yeah, Bone.
20:06Why don't I have no bullet in my back?
20:26And as for you...
20:28No! Get back! Fast!
20:30John Wesley.
20:35The luckiest man was there to cushion the fall.
20:44I know what you're thinking, John Wesley.
20:47Better think again.
20:49Reach for that gun and all you'll get is a bullet.
20:52No justice to that.
20:54You really think you can take me?
20:56I'm hoping you won't have to find out.
21:05Don't feel bad, John Wesley.
21:07You'll have a fair trial and nobody can ask for better than that.
21:11Oh, a body can ask.
21:13Just won't get.
21:15So this is what you kept me alive for?
21:18Didn't you just once want to let them shoot me out there?
21:22Save the law a little trouble?
21:24Tempting.
21:26But I keep telling you,
21:28it's not for me to say who is guilty and who is innocent.
21:32It's for justice to decide.
21:36With a little help, darling.
21:39With a little help.
22:02© BF-WATCH TV 2021

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