Thunderstorm- The Return of Thor
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00:00:30There once was a time when man turned to the gods for guidance.
00:00:45The belief in the gods was so strong that man prayed to them and worshipped them without
00:00:50question.
00:00:52While man resided in the land of Midgard, or what they would call Earth, the gods resided
00:00:59in their home beyond reality, a land called Asgard.
00:01:04There was a balance.
00:01:05For every death, there would be life.
00:01:08For every sadness, there would be happiness.
00:01:11And for every good deed, there would be evil.
00:01:16Originally, man had a symbiotic relationship with the gods.
00:01:22But unfortunately, some things don't last.
00:01:28A group of mortals, calling themselves the Dauerizen, the Death Risers, believed that
00:01:34by worshipping evil, they would be able to bring about that which even the gods feared.
00:01:43Ragnarok.
00:01:48Eventually, Asgardians and the world of mortals would become divided.
00:01:54Great wars would take place, causing man to doubt the divine grace of their former deities.
00:02:05Eventually, the Death Risers would fall.
00:02:08And with that, their gods banished forever from Asgard.
00:02:15However, even though the Dauerizen fell, they were not forgotten.
00:02:21There would still be those that would wait.
00:02:24Wait for the opportunity for their gods to rise again.
00:02:30Wait for the moment that they will rule Midgard and bring about the fall of Asgard.
00:02:40Mankind's lack of faith in the Asgardian gods meant that they could never directly
00:02:46interfere with the actions of men.
00:02:51But with or without their direct interference, the threat of Ragnarok remains.
00:03:21Ragnarok.
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00:06:16All right.
00:06:18I need everyone to stay quiet and listen.
00:06:23Make an example.
00:06:29Now, as I was saying, I need everyone to stay quiet and listen.
00:06:35Is everyone paying attention?
00:06:37Good.
00:06:39We are here looking for a rare artifact.
00:06:44A small artifact.
00:06:47It contains a very important piece of a very special puzzle.
00:06:52My friends and I are putting it together.
00:06:55It is called the Dragon's Cross.
00:06:59Does anyone know of it?
00:07:02It would be a shame to start shooting people.
00:07:05It's bad for business, don't you think?
00:07:09Excuse me?
00:07:10And who might you be?
00:07:12I'm the curator of this museum.
00:07:15Now we're getting somewhere.
00:07:17So, three seconds, tell me where it is.
00:07:21One.
00:07:22If you would let the people know.
00:07:23Two.
00:07:24Give me a minute.
00:07:25Three.
00:07:26No!
00:07:28A minute.
00:07:30Who has that kind of time?
00:07:35Now what have we here?
00:07:45Here we go.
00:07:49The gods have smiled down upon you, my friend.
00:07:52You may live another day.
00:08:06You summoned me, father?
00:08:08Yes, my son.
00:08:10I grow worried for Midgard.
00:08:14The mortals care little about one another.
00:08:18They have strayed so very far from the ways of old.
00:08:22There's more to this thought.
00:08:24I sense it in your voice.
00:08:26I believe that our worst fears will come to fruition.
00:08:31Surely you can't mean...
00:08:32Ragnarok.
00:08:34Yes, the end of days approach us.
00:08:38But you said that they have strayed from the ways of old.
00:08:40How is this possible?
00:08:42While most mortals believe us to be nothing more than a classroom lesson,
00:08:47there are still those that wish to do evil with no fear of retribution.
00:08:54Then I shall travel to Midgard.
00:08:56I shall destroy my father's enemies.
00:08:58I'm afraid that it is impossible for us to travel to Midgard.
00:09:03The mortals have, as I said, all but forgotten about us.
00:09:09We cannot travel between worlds when we do not exist in the hearts of men.
00:09:15It is forbidden.
00:09:17Then what are we to do?
00:09:19Why would you summon me?
00:09:21I realize that it is forbidden to travel to Midgard,
00:09:24but surely you can't expect me to sit and watch Asgard fall.
00:09:28I summoned you because, perhaps,
00:09:32there is another way that we can help.
00:09:36Indirectly.
00:09:46Susan Green.
00:09:56Ah, damn, not again.
00:10:16Father, it is as you have said.
00:10:19The Dragon's Cross will soon be in the hands of the Daori Raizan.
00:10:23It has happened faster than I had feared, my son.
00:10:27What now?
00:10:29The prophecy states that upon completion of the Dragon's Cross,
00:10:34they must now find what we once called a demigod.
00:10:39A mortal.
00:10:41A mortal that carries the bloodline of an Asgardian.
00:10:45Should they summon a god by means of the bloodline,
00:10:48the Midgard Dragon can be awakened with the Dragon's Cross,
00:10:52and with which, Ragnarok shall come forth.
00:10:56Have they found said mortal, then?
00:10:59Yes, my son.
00:11:01Then we shall find a mortal of our own.
00:11:03Someone with the bloodline of the gods.
00:11:05Someone who shall be our guide.
00:11:08Someone with the bloodline of the gods.
00:11:10Someone who shall wield my power and use it for good.
00:11:39So, Frank, what do you make of it?
00:11:43Not sure. According to the eyewitnesses,
00:11:45the assailants were looking for an amulet of some sort.
00:11:48Like one of the art pieces?
00:11:50Well, that's the strange thing. Forensics came up empty.
00:11:53It appears that not a single thing here was touched.
00:11:56Aside from a few shaky patrons and a curator in shock,
00:11:59you wouldn't know that a single thing's happened here.
00:12:01The curator? I'd like to question him.
00:12:04Not for a while. Paramedics rushing to emerge.
00:12:07Apparently, according to eyewitness statements,
00:12:09he was shot. Point-blank range.
00:12:12But he was wearing something that protected him from the bullet?
00:12:16Again, we're not going to know anything until he comes through it.
00:12:19Thanks, Frank. I'm going to take a look around.
00:12:31Strange.
00:12:37Strange.
00:12:50Grand Feral. Yes, sir.
00:12:52No, sir.
00:12:54Yes, sir, the suit is almost ready for field testing.
00:12:58No, sir, we have some modifications still to do.
00:13:03Do you realize that General Brooks will be at the unveiling? Yes, sir.
00:13:08Two weeks tops?
00:13:14Goodbye.
00:13:17Would it have killed you to answer it?
00:13:19Is it Major Forrest?
00:13:20Yep.
00:13:21He's a douche. I hate talking to him.
00:13:23The man has no clue as to what he's talking about.
00:13:25Besides, I figured I'd teach you a lesson about sleeping in.
00:13:28Like I need life lessons from you?
00:13:30I'm just saying. Anyway.
00:13:33How's the suit coming along?
00:13:35Not bad. I'm not sure that the suit will be able to withstand the extreme heat yet.
00:13:40Here, look.
00:13:44The positive charge will generate through the top and the negative through the feet.
00:13:48Now, as the electrical current increases, the particles will charge and release through the head, right?
00:13:55Right, but the negative charge current, once it leaves the feet and becomes the reticule,
00:13:59still gives off quite a bit of wallop.
00:14:02I still think we're okay.
00:14:04You want to test that theory?
00:14:06Well, I wouldn't want to deprive Sergeant Mills of the honour.
00:14:10So you're sure of your calculations, though?
00:14:12Yes. Earl, you are looking at one kick-ass battlesuit.
00:14:17The only concern I have is the power generators.
00:14:19It does look kick-ass, though, huh?
00:14:22So you haven't told me yet.
00:14:24Told you what?
00:14:25Why you're late. You get a chick last night, huh?
00:14:27Yeah, right.
00:14:28Get a little action, huh?
00:14:30Would I look like this if I'd gotten some action?
00:14:34I suppose not, so what gives?
00:14:37I haven't been sleeping well lately.
00:14:39I've been having these strange dreams.
00:14:42I once dreamt I was feeding peanut butter to the Loch Ness Monster.
00:14:48So, the one last night was really messed up.
00:14:51How so?
00:14:53Well, there was this robbery at this museum.
00:14:58And these men in black were holding these people hostage or something.
00:15:02Anyway, this old guy runs in to help out, get them to leave without hurting anyone.
00:15:06And then he gets shot, and they take this amulet off him and they run off.
00:15:10Really?
00:15:11Strange, huh?
00:15:13Well, what's strange is it sounds just like the robbery that took place last night.
00:15:17The museum over on 3rd Avenue was robbed and an old man was shot, they said.
00:15:21You kidding me?
00:15:22Not at all, man.
00:15:25I wonder if maybe I heard about it on the news while I was sleeping.
00:15:28Dude, the story broke at 11 a.m. this morning.
00:15:33So, what if...
00:15:35Weird, huh?
00:15:39Did they mention the name Susan Green?
00:15:42No, I'm going to doubt the old man's name was Susan.
00:15:45Come on, I'm a little freaked out right now. What the hell?
00:15:48So, the Susan Green dream you've had?
00:15:51Drop it.
00:16:06Dad, you didn't have to come all this way just to drop me off.
00:16:09Well, Susan, I dropped you off myself for your first day of elementary school,
00:16:14your first day of middle school, and your first day of high school.
00:16:18I'd be damned if I'm going to miss the opportunity to drop you off on your first day of college.
00:16:22It's a three and a half hour drive away.
00:16:25When you showed up at my front door this morning, I was quite surprised to say the least.
00:16:29All the better reason to drop you off then, right?
00:16:33I still think you're crazy.
00:16:35I just wanted one last chance to be your daddy before...
00:16:40You know.
00:16:41What?
00:16:42Well, after college comes a career, family, your life.
00:16:48No matter what, I'll still need my daddy, okay?
00:16:51I'll be fine.
00:16:53I went through the same thing when I dropped you off at middle school, you know.
00:16:56Now I know you'll be alright.
00:16:59This is a big school, in a big city.
00:17:02I want... no, I need you to be safe.
00:17:06And I will be.
00:17:08Thanks for dropping me off, Dad.
00:17:13Um, but no need to come pick me up after school, okay?
00:17:17No worries.
00:17:18Your mother will kill me once she finds out how much I spent on gas today.
00:17:23Bye, Dad.
00:17:33Stay safe, sweetie.
00:17:35I am pleased with the work from last night.
00:17:47The police are now left with more questions than answers.
00:17:51By the time they figure out what we are doing, the end of days will be at hand.
00:17:56And I have more good news.
00:17:59It appears that not only have we located the bloodline that we seek,
00:18:04but I am pleased to say that she is living here, in this city.
00:18:10The gods are with us, gentlemen.
00:18:13For it seems that she just recently moved here.
00:18:18Stay focused. It's no time to get sloppy.
00:18:21Tomorrow we strike.
00:18:23Onward to Ragnarok!
00:18:26Yeah!
00:18:35You're going to sit in front of that computer all day or what?
00:18:49Just a second, I'm almost done.
00:18:51Well, whatever you're doing isn't work-related, so...
00:18:54Are you going to tell on me or something?
00:18:56No, but I do think that since the project is due to be unveiled in five days,
00:18:59that you might want to help get it ready.
00:19:01Now, the battle staff seems to be working well.
00:19:04The electronics are well-shielded within the casing.
00:19:06This should provide a decent electric shield when activated.
00:19:10Looks more like a hammer, if you ask me.
00:19:13I suppose the insulator does make it look hammer-ish.
00:19:16You about ready to start work yet?
00:19:18Like I said, I'm almost done.
00:19:22This is about that Susan Green thing, isn't it?
00:19:25The news articles mention nothing.
00:19:27And yet, everything I've read with respect to the robberies
00:19:30is a carbon copy of what I dreamt last night.
00:19:35This isn't healthy, Grant.
00:19:36There are fifteen Susan Greens within the city limits.
00:19:39I imagine one of them has something to do with the robberies.
00:19:42Well, Columbo, when you solve the mystery of the who-knows-what,
00:19:45do you mind giving me a hand over here?
00:19:50Here, let me grab that.
00:19:57Look, I'm sorry I've been so useless today.
00:20:01I'm just really freaked out.
00:20:04It's not every day you witness a robbery firsthand from ten miles away.
00:20:08No worries.
00:20:09I'll need you to be sharp tomorrow, though.
00:20:11And no more of the Susan Green nonsense either, alright?
00:20:13Great. Deal.
00:21:14Ah, crap, I forgot my wallet in the desk.
00:21:17Keep your wallet at your desk.
00:21:19I find it uncomfortable in my pocket.
00:21:21You know, when you sit down?
00:21:23It bunches up if I have it in my front pocket,
00:21:25and if I have it in my back, I'm lopsided.
00:21:27Dude, you're lopsided, alright.
00:21:29I'll see you tomorrow, alright?
00:21:30Okay, later.
00:21:31Hey, at least I remembered my keys.
00:21:33Good for you, dude.
00:21:39Green.
00:21:44Hello?
00:21:47Green.
00:21:50Hello?
00:21:53Green.
00:21:58Green.
00:22:03Green.
00:22:07Green.
00:22:12Hello?
00:22:37Hello?
00:22:52There we are, my dear.
00:22:54Comfy.
00:22:58Harm.
00:23:01Don't be scared.
00:23:03We're not going to hurt you.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06My family isn't rich.
00:23:08They have no money.
00:23:10You might as well just let me go.
00:23:12This has nothing to do with money.
00:23:15Or your parents, for that matter.
00:23:17This has everything to do with you.
00:23:21Why? I haven't done anything.
00:23:23I don't even know who you are.
00:23:25Oh, but we have been waiting for you for such a long time.
00:23:29You see, we need your help
00:23:32with a little project my friends and I are conducting.
00:23:35I won't.
00:23:37I won't do it.
00:23:38I refuse to help you.
00:23:40You criminals.
00:23:42In case you haven't figured it out yet,
00:23:45we don't need your permission.
00:23:48Just you.
00:23:52Soon it will all become clear.
00:24:03Paging Dr. Ross.
00:24:04Please report to emergency immediately.
00:24:07Paging Dr. Ross.
00:24:08Please report to emergency immediately.
00:24:15The doctor said I could have a few words with him.
00:24:17Certainly.
00:24:18If you run into any problems, just push this button.
00:24:20All right, thank you.
00:24:22Are you sure he's awake?
00:24:24Of course I'm awake.
00:24:25I can't get any sleep with these nurses poking me with needles.
00:24:30Who are you?
00:24:31I'm Detective Bronski.
00:24:32I wanted to ask you some questions about the robbery.
00:24:34Robbery?
00:24:35Young lady, do you have any idea what those men took from me?
00:24:38No, sir.
00:24:39That's why I'm here, to find out.
00:24:41Do you enjoy the life you live, detective?
00:24:44Pardon me?
00:24:45The life you live.
00:24:46The air you breathe.
00:24:47The family you have.
00:24:48Do you enjoy these things?
00:24:49Of course I do.
00:24:50If I could ask you about the robbery, though.
00:24:52This has everything to do with the robbery.
00:24:54What those men took from me.
00:24:56An artifact that has been in my family for generations.
00:25:00Do you have any idea what this means?
00:25:02No, sir.
00:25:04No, I don't.
00:25:05Maybe you could tell me, then.
00:25:07The artifact was, is, part of an ancient relic called the Dragon's Cross.
00:25:12Said to allow a god to take human form and walk the earth.
00:25:16Really?
00:25:18A god to take a human's body?
00:25:20Like a puppet?
00:25:21Don't mock me.
00:25:25I'm serious.
00:25:26You've heard of Norse mythology, right?
00:25:28Like Odin and Thor?
00:25:30Exactly.
00:25:31When these were our gods, the connection was spiritual, yes.
00:25:34But man wanted something more, something tangible.
00:25:37He wanted to hear the answers to his questions from the lips of the gods themselves.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43So he invented the Dragon's Cross.
00:25:45Born by the descendant of a god, it allows that god to take human form and walk the earth.
00:25:51Or Midgard.
00:25:52So I wasn't so far off with the puppet idea.
00:25:55I don't care for your tongue.
00:25:57Sorry.
00:25:58Um, so a descendant.
00:26:01How exactly is that possible?
00:26:03One belief in the gods was at its highest point.
00:26:06The gods could move freely from Asgard to Midgard.
00:26:10The gods being who and what they are.
00:26:13They would occasionally bed a woman.
00:26:15And from then on, her bloodline would flow with the blood of an Asgardian.
00:26:19So you think that these people are going to...
00:26:22Raise a god, exactly.
00:26:24From the way they're chasing after the amulet, it'll be one we won't want to meet.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:31Thank you so much for your time, sir.
00:26:32You better hope they don't raise hell.
00:26:34If they do, it'll be the end of days for us all.
00:26:40So what'd he say?
00:26:42Poor guy's lost his mind.
00:26:44He says all that was taken was some amulet.
00:26:46Like a family heirloom or something.
00:26:48Amulet, huh?
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:51I need to take a drive.
00:26:53Clear my head.
00:27:04Grant?
00:27:05Grant, wake up!
00:27:07What?
00:27:08What? How'd it happen?
00:27:09I was hoping you could tell me.
00:27:11Looks like you had quite the party in here last night.
00:27:13Huh?
00:27:14And no invite, what gives?
00:27:15No.
00:27:17No.
00:27:18This place looks totaled.
00:27:20You look like shit.
00:27:22I feel...
00:27:23Like shit?
00:27:24No, surprisingly well, actually.
00:27:26So what gives?
00:27:28I'm trying to remember.
00:27:30You came back in here last night to grab your wallet.
00:27:32That's right, I came back in here.
00:27:35All of a sudden I start hearing this voice call me.
00:27:38Like a lady's voice?
00:27:40I don't think so.
00:27:42No, no, it was a man's voice.
00:27:44I'm not sure who.
00:27:46Anyway, it sounded like it was coming from outside.
00:27:50Dude?
00:27:51I don't know.
00:27:53So I hear this tapping at the door and I went and checked it out.
00:27:56Uh-huh.
00:27:58And I open the door...
00:28:00And bang.
00:28:02What, someone shot you?
00:28:04No, like lightning, you know? Bang.
00:28:10What the hell was that?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14Dude, your hand!
00:28:15What the hell?
00:28:17Stop doing that!
00:28:18I can't!
00:28:19How am I doing it? How am I supposed to stop doing it?
00:28:21I don't know, but you're wrecking everything!
00:28:22No!
00:28:23I'm freaking out!
00:28:24Me too, stop it!
00:28:26I said stop it!
00:28:27How?
00:28:28Put on the suit!
00:28:30What, the battle suit? How's that gonna help?
00:28:31It insulates against extreme heat.
00:28:33Put it on before you destroy the place.
00:28:35Now!
00:29:19What the hell, dude?
00:29:21I don't get it.
00:29:22You're like Electric Man or something.
00:29:24I know.
00:29:25At least things have calmed down for a second.
00:29:27On a positive note, looks like we solved the power issue with the suit.
00:29:31Earl.
00:29:32What?
00:29:33Shut up.
00:29:34Well, we did.
00:29:36Looks like I'm gonna have to wear this for the meantime.
00:29:38At least until I figure out what the heck is going on.
00:29:40Oh, shit.
00:29:42Show me what?
00:29:43Huh?
00:29:44You said you were gonna show me what was going on.
00:29:46No, I didn't.
00:29:47It's more of like an electroshock thing going on in your brain or something.
00:29:51I need to get some fresh air.
00:29:54I'll be back in a bit.
00:29:56Don't zap anyone when you're gone, alright?
00:29:59Like I said, shut up.
00:30:17What the hell's wrong with me?
00:30:19Nothing at all, Grant.
00:30:22Who said that?
00:30:23Hey, show yourself!
00:30:25Very well.
00:30:30Are...
00:30:31Are you a ghost?
00:30:32No, Grant.
00:30:34That's good.
00:30:35So I'm only going crazy then.
00:30:37I'm Thor.
00:30:39Crazier than I thought.
00:30:41Allow me to explain.
00:30:43Oh, yeah.
00:30:44Well, you're here.
00:30:45Might as well, huh?
00:30:46You've been chosen, Grant, to be Midgard's champion.
00:30:50A series of events unfold as we speak.
00:30:53Sinister events that shall end the world as you know it.
00:30:57So you're saying that you did this to me?
00:31:00Yes, Grant.
00:31:01You are from a noble bloodline.
00:31:03One that involves the gods themselves.
00:31:06That is why you have been chosen.
00:31:09And what if I don't want to be this champion?
00:31:12Then what?
00:31:13Then all that you hold dear will become destroyed.
00:31:16However, I know you, Grant.
00:31:18I know that you are a good man.
00:31:20I also know that you will not say no.
00:31:23The prophecy has decreed that this is how things shall unfold.
00:31:27So... what do I do now?
00:31:29Do you think it is by chance that the suit that you now wear
00:31:32is the only one in existence that is able to contain the power that you now possess?
00:31:37Even your friend noted that one of the accessories is shaped like a hammer.
00:31:42So you're saying...
00:31:44Nothing is left to chance.
00:31:48I'm going to be honest with you.
00:31:50I'm more than a little freaked out right now.
00:31:53Fear not.
00:31:54The gods are with you.
00:31:57I wish that helped.
00:31:59Why don't you just come down here and take care of this?
00:32:02Why me?
00:32:03It is forbidden.
00:32:04However, I shall be with you every step of the way.
00:32:07I shall guide you and provide you with answers to your questions.
00:32:13So I'm not going crazy then?
00:32:15Not at all.
00:32:17Says the ghost in the alleyway.
00:32:28Look, Grant, I'm sorry about before.
00:32:30Don't worry about it.
00:32:32I've had a chance to cool off a bit.
00:32:34Fresh air did you some good?
00:32:36Among other things.
00:32:37Oh yeah? Like what?
00:32:39I'll tell you later.
00:32:41Oh hey, can you pass me the helmet for a sec?
00:32:43Well, if you ask nicely.
00:32:45Please, will you pass me the helmet?
00:32:48That's better.
00:32:49Just because you shoot bolts of lightning out of your hands doesn't excuse you from a lack of manners.
00:32:53Why thank you, Mother.
00:32:54She'd be happy to see you behave like a gentleman.
00:32:59What do you think?
00:33:01Looks great.
00:33:02You planning on going outside dressed like that?
00:33:04Because dude, that's awesome!
00:33:06Let me help you train.
00:33:07Train?
00:33:08Well yeah, figure out what you can do. You can be a superhero.
00:33:10I wasn't planning on involving you, actually.
00:33:13I don't want you to get hurt.
00:33:14And I'm not a superhero.
00:33:16Hey, come on man, I helped design this suit.
00:33:18I at least deserve the chance to help out when it's taken out for a test drive.
00:33:22I...
00:33:24Please.
00:33:25I...
00:33:26Come on.
00:33:27You're not going to stop, are you?
00:33:29Not a chance, dude.
00:33:30Then fine, you can help out.
00:33:32But only until we see what this suit can do, understand?
00:33:34Completely.
00:33:35Well alright then, let's go.
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00:36:17I've got all that I need.
00:36:20I'll have my phone on tonight if you need anything.
00:36:27Thanks, Earl.
00:36:30You're a good friend.
00:36:36What's the meaning of this?
00:36:40Pay attention.
00:36:41That does two things.
00:36:43One, it makes sure that everyone is listening.
00:36:46Two, it keeps the hero content at zero.
00:36:50Ladies and gentlemen, we are here for one thing and one thing only.
00:36:56The Dragon's Cross.
00:37:00What? Nothing?
00:37:02I don't believe I stuttered when I asked.
00:37:05Where is the location of the Dragon's Cross?
00:37:09Anyone?
00:37:12I'm going to ask one more time.
00:37:17Where is the Dragon's Cross?
00:37:21Excuse me, sir?
00:37:23You.
00:37:25I... I believe you shot the owner when you came in.
00:37:30You believe I shot the owner, what, of the museum?
00:37:42I shoot a lot of things.
00:37:45Sir.
00:37:48I think I found something.
00:37:50I don't pay you to think. Show me.
00:37:52Right this way.
00:37:53It works.
00:37:54Freeze. Nobody move.
00:37:56Well, well, well.
00:37:58What do we have here?
00:38:00A super cop?
00:38:01Put your guns on the ground and kick them toward me.
00:38:04Are you serious?
00:38:06You're severely outnumbered, little girl.
00:38:09Backup is on the way. You'd best do as I say.
00:38:12I might and I might not.
00:38:15How about this, rookie?
00:38:17Turn around and walk away and I don't kill you and everyone else in this place.
00:38:22Just put down your damn guns.
00:38:24I don't suppose now would be a good time to tell you to look behind you, would it?
00:38:31I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:38:34Besides, that's the oldest trick in the book. I'm not falling for your little cliché.
00:38:39Stupid woman.
00:38:41They're called clichés for a reason.
00:38:44What do you want us to do with the rest of the hostages, sir?
00:38:47I don't like hostages. Let's leave the police a message.
00:38:51A message?
00:38:52You know what to do. Paint our symbol on the walls.
00:38:55I want to see if the donut brigade is actually as smart as they think they are.
00:38:59We'll take along the super cop as collateral.
00:39:03Yes, sir.
00:39:09Come on, Grant. Get it together. This is your big chance.
00:39:17Thunderstorm to the rescue!
00:39:19Oh, that's so stupid.
00:39:27Stop!
00:39:28Stop!
00:39:29Stop!
00:39:30Stop!
00:39:31Stop!
00:39:32Stop!
00:39:33Stop!
00:39:34Stop!
00:39:36Stop!
00:39:41You're gonna have to be a better shot than that, son.
00:39:44Really?
00:39:49Here's a better shot, then!
00:40:06What the hell are you doing? They're getting away!
00:40:09Hey, lady, I don't know if you noticed or not, but I just saved your life.
00:40:12You might want to show some appreciation.
00:40:14You want appreciation? How's this?
00:40:17What, are you crazy?
00:40:19No, I'm a cop.
00:40:20Oh, great.
00:40:21Yeah, great. And you're coming in for questioning.
00:40:25Which way?
00:40:36We now have the Asgardian bloodline we require.
00:40:41Yeah!
00:40:42We also possess two of the three pieces of the Dragon's Cross.
00:40:48Yeah!
00:40:49However, we do not possess the Asgardian bloodline.
00:40:55We possess the Asgardian bloodline.
00:40:59We possess the Asgardian bloodline.
00:41:02We possess the Asgardian bloodline.
00:41:04However, the third piece still manages to elude us.
00:41:10But, as always, I have a plan.
00:41:16Tonight, we raise hell!
00:41:20Yeah!
00:41:23If you wish to scream, now would be the time.
00:41:30Let us proceed with the chant.
00:41:33Do we rise a hell?
00:41:36Do we rise a hell?
00:41:39Do we rise a hell?
00:41:41Do we rise a hell?
00:41:44Do we rise a hell?
00:41:47Do we rise a hell?
00:41:49Do we rise a hell?
00:41:52Do we rise a hell?
00:41:55Do we rise a hell?
00:41:58Do we rise a hell?
00:42:00Do we rise a hell?
00:42:03Do we rise a hell?
00:42:06Do we rise a hell?
00:42:09Do we rise a hell?
00:42:12Do we rise a hell?
00:42:15Do we rise a hell?
00:42:18Do we rise a hell?
00:42:21Do we rise a hell?
00:42:24Do we rise a hell?
00:42:26Do we rise a hell?
00:42:29Do we rise a hell?
00:42:31Do we rise a hell?
00:42:34Do we rise a hell?
00:43:00Somebody get the lights!
00:43:02You have done well.
00:43:05I trust you've had no problems?
00:43:08There was one interference, my queen.
00:43:11A man who could harness lightning.
00:43:14Lightning?
00:43:17What would you have us do, your majesty?
00:43:20Find out who the interloper is.
00:43:24Perhaps we shall pay a visit.
00:43:27Perhaps we shall pay a visit.
00:43:30And teach him the meaning of penance.
00:43:34I did take this from him.
00:43:36The man wielded it.
00:43:39What does it do?
00:43:41I'm not sure.
00:43:43He was using it as a weapon.
00:43:45It looked quite powerful, which is the reason why I took it to begin with.
00:43:49I haven't figured out how to use it, though.
00:43:53Sir.
00:43:55It's a conducting rod.
00:43:57It's part of a suit being developed by the government.
00:44:00The large end holds most of the electronics, but...
00:44:05Unless you have the suit that goes with it, you're not going to have much luck with it.
00:44:09And might I ask who the makers of this would be, then?
00:44:13Working on it now, and...
00:44:18Better yet, sir.
00:44:20I have the name of the developers, as well as an address.
00:44:24It's a research and development lab located not too far from here.
00:44:28Good work.
00:44:29Yes.
00:44:30Let's check in on them.
00:44:33Shall we?
00:44:43Are you sure about this?
00:44:44Well, he has something to do with the series of robberies.
00:44:47You know we have no reason to hold him beyond 24 hours, though.
00:44:50I'm hoping he doesn't know that.
00:44:52And if he lawyers up, I know he has something to do with this.
00:44:55He looks like a nut job in a suit to me.
00:44:57I know.
00:44:59Have you had a look at him? Do you know what he looks like?
00:45:01We have many of the robbers on camera, and could ID him if you did.
00:45:04No. It's the first thing I want to get out of the way, though.
00:45:07Well, we haven't got much time.
00:45:09I understand, Chief.
00:45:11Hopefully this guy likes to talk.
00:45:13Good luck.
00:45:22Take the goddamn helmet off.
00:45:24I told you, I can't.
00:45:26And why the hell not?
00:45:28Worried about your secret identity?
00:45:31Well, that too, I suppose, now that you mention it.
00:45:33Listen, smartass.
00:45:35But mostly it's, um, a medical condition.
00:45:39A medical condition?
00:45:41The lightning thing. The suit's insulated.
00:45:44It's protecting me and everyone else from getting zapped.
00:45:48Try.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:54I'll do my best to control it.
00:46:10Alright, uh...
00:46:12So you just randomly showed up in the middle of a robbery?
00:46:16Yes.
00:46:17Really?
00:46:18Do you know what the thieves are after?
00:46:20This is the second such incident.
00:46:22Eyewitnesses claim that none of the museum pieces were of interest.
00:46:25But the curator from the first robbery said that a family heirloom was stolen.
00:46:30Was it an amulet, by any chance?
00:46:32Yes.
00:46:34He did use that term for it.
00:46:36An amulet.
00:46:38A very powerful one.
00:46:40One that can end the world as we know it.
00:46:42You too.
00:46:43The old man was going on about the same thing.
00:46:45Then doesn't it warrant a little closer examination, then?
00:46:49From an old coot and a...
00:46:51Quite honestly, I don't know what.
00:46:54Here, have a seat.
00:46:57Look, you wanted to bring me in for questioning.
00:46:59You need some answers.
00:47:01Well, I have them, alright?
00:47:03So take a seat, will you?
00:47:13There.
00:47:15I'll entertain this little charade for a while.
00:47:17But I only have so much patience, okay?
00:47:19Just give me a minute, alright? That's all I ask for.
00:47:22Whenever you're ready.
00:47:24Great.
00:47:26The amulet that the thieves took.
00:47:28Now wait.
00:47:30Are you familiar with Norse mythology?
00:47:32Yeah, the curator mentioned something about Norse mythology.
00:47:35So you're familiar with it, then?
00:47:37A little. Why?
00:47:39There are things in this world that work on faith, and faith alone.
00:47:43Science doesn't have a place in these things.
00:47:46Are you some kind of religious fanatic?
00:47:48No, I'm not.
00:47:50But there's a group that is.
00:47:52These are men who know the ways of the old and plan on starting Armageddon.
00:47:55A holy war.
00:47:57Worse. Imagine if the whole world opened up and swallowed all of us whole.
00:48:01You're talking end of days?
00:48:03Better known to Norse followers as Ragnarok.
00:48:05You've got to be kidding me.
00:48:07Are you drunk?
00:48:09You actually believe all this craziness?
00:48:13I mean, of course you do. Look at you.
00:48:16You're hopeless.
00:48:18And you're going to get locked up if you don't start talking.
00:48:20You seem to know these details about the robberies.
00:48:23Why wouldn't I think you're involved?
00:48:25Because.
00:48:27What are you doing? Stop that.
00:48:30This.
00:48:39My thoughts are this.
00:48:41You're going to have a hard time explaining what just happened here.
00:48:44As far as I can see, legally you have no reason to hold me.
00:48:47So I think you should let me go.
00:48:49And you're welcome to come along with me.
00:48:52You want to crack this robbery case?
00:48:54This is your chance to do it.
00:49:01If you so much as look at me funny-
00:49:04They'll shoot me. I know. Let's go.
00:49:08Glenda, you okay?
00:49:10Sure, Chief.
00:49:11I don't know what happened. This place is a zoo.
00:49:14No one goes anywhere, got it?
00:49:15No problem. It looks like a circuit blue or something.
00:49:18Thank God for backup power, though.
00:49:21Remember, stay put.
00:49:27Let's go.
00:49:33Now get this, Kelly.
00:49:35According to reports just released to the media,
00:49:37a man escaped from police custody this evening.
00:49:39The individual in question was being questioned by police
00:49:42when the precinct suffered a power failure.
00:49:46Oh, jeez.
00:49:47Grant, what are you up to?
00:49:49The suspect somehow managed to slip out under the cover of darkness
00:49:52and elude police.
00:49:53Here's the funny part, folks.
00:49:55The escapee was apparently dressed like, get this, a superhero.
00:49:58That's right, folks, a superhero.
00:50:01While this does sound incredibly strange,
00:50:03the suspect is reported to be armed and dangerous.
00:50:07I wonder what happens next.
00:50:11Who the hell are you?
00:50:12You can't come in here.
00:50:13Sit down.
00:50:20You're a funny little man, aren't you?
00:50:23What? Me?
00:50:25Well, I'm certainly not referring to him.
00:50:28What do you know of this?
00:50:31Where... where did you get that?
00:50:34Someone left it lying around.
00:50:37Someone who is interfering in matters that are not their concern.
00:50:42Someone who does not understand the consequences of his action.
00:50:47Well, I don't know anything about that.
00:50:49I think you do.
00:50:53You know, for a funny little man, quite cute.
00:50:59I... what?
00:51:02I think it's your eyes.
00:51:05Yes, there we go.
00:51:08I don't know what you want.
00:51:10You know, wellness and mutual attraction.
00:51:14Some people say there's electricity in the air.
00:51:19Have you ever heard that saying?
00:51:21Why, yes, but like I was saying...
00:51:24Some people say that sparks fly.
00:51:32Are we sure it was him?
00:51:35Well, if it is, he's dead now.
00:51:38And if not?
00:51:40Well, he will have received a message he won't soon forget.
00:51:43My queen.
00:51:45Yes?
00:51:46We still require the final piece of the Dragon's Cross.
00:51:49Really?
00:51:51A smart man like yourself not able to figure it out?
00:51:54It is still hidden.
00:51:56Forgive me.
00:51:58Well, let's return to the lair.
00:52:01Let us waste no time in finding the final piece.
00:52:05Tonight we shall strike.
00:52:08I will have the men ready.
00:52:28It's just over here.
00:52:30So is it like a supermobile or something?
00:52:33Do you have gadgets popping out the sides?
00:52:35Or wings or cool lights?
00:52:37It's right over there.
00:52:38It should be interesting.
00:52:48This is it?
00:52:50Uh-huh.
00:52:54It doesn't really match up with the suit.
00:52:58Well, it gets me from point A to point B.
00:53:05It is an electric car.
00:53:13It doesn't take gas.
00:53:17Not impressed, huh?
00:53:20Huh.
00:53:26Well, shall we?
00:53:28Uh, yeah. Sure. Where to?
00:53:30I gotta get a few things from my lab.
00:53:32Your lab?
00:53:34You're some kind of doctor?
00:53:36Wait, no. Mad scientist?
00:53:43Yeah. We should get going.
00:53:50Is everything else in place?
00:53:53Yes, my queen.
00:53:55The men are setting up the space for the ritual.
00:53:57You have made me proud.
00:54:00It has been far too long since I've walked upon the ground of Midgard.
00:54:05We have waited a long time for this.
00:54:08Indeed.
00:54:10And I have waited an eternity.
00:54:13Let us go forth and get the final piece.
00:54:17My queen, the men are ready.
00:54:20Are you certain it is located there?
00:54:22I watched it placed there from the depths of Helheim itself.
00:54:27The piece is buried in the foundation of the old playhouse.
00:54:33How would I ever have figured that out?
00:54:36You go yourself and get it.
00:54:40Which part of the foundation is it buried in?
00:54:43Which part of the foundation is it buried in?
00:54:46Now that I expect you to find out on your own.
00:54:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:55:12What happened in here?
00:55:14Looks like hell.
00:55:16It smells like a gun's been fired.
00:55:23Oh my god.
00:55:25What is it?
00:55:26Look.
00:55:27Earl!
00:55:29Earl, talk to me.
00:55:31Grant?
00:55:32Is that you, buddy?
00:55:33Yeah, it's me.
00:55:34Who did this?
00:55:35It was this, this lady.
00:55:37She looked like some sort of renaissance festival reject.
00:55:40Studious.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:43I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:46I don't know.
00:55:47I don't know.
00:55:48I don't know.
00:55:49I don't know.
00:55:50I don't know.
00:55:51This dude dressed in black.
00:55:53But why?
00:55:54I mean, they had your hammer.
00:55:56I guess you pissed them off.
00:55:59I'm so sorry, Earl.
00:56:01Don't be.
00:56:03This is the coolest thing I've ever been a part of.
00:56:06Not much for a geek like me, but I'll take what I can get.
00:56:09They said they were going to find the final piece to an amulet.
00:56:12An amulet?
00:56:13Earl, you're gonna be fine.
00:56:14I'll call you an ambulance.
00:56:16Dude, I don't think that's necessary.
00:56:20Don't talk like that.
00:56:23Earl.
00:56:25No.
00:56:27No!
00:56:28Whoa!
00:56:29Easy, fella.
00:56:30Just relax.
00:56:31Breathe.
00:56:32Why?
00:56:33Why would anyone do this?
00:56:35I don't know why.
00:56:37Who is this?
00:56:38He's...
00:56:39He was...
00:56:42He's my friend.
00:56:44I'm so sorry.
00:56:48He was so excited for me, you know?
00:56:50When you were a kid, you'd dream of flying or invisibility or whatever.
00:56:55The look in his eyes.
00:56:59I wouldn't have gone through this if it wasn't for him.
00:57:02I would have stayed home and flaked out like most people.
00:57:05We better get going before somebody shows up.
00:57:07What does it matter?
00:57:08So I get locked up.
00:57:10I get cut wide open so someone can figure out why I shoot lightning from my hand.
00:57:13So what?
00:57:14I'm going to end up the same place you do.
00:57:17I've taken a huge leap of faith following you here.
00:57:20Breaking protocol.
00:57:21Why should I care now?
00:57:23My friend is dead.
00:57:29You said if it weren't for him, you never would have done this, right?
00:57:32So what?
00:57:33Your friend believed in you.
00:57:36That look in his eye you mentioned?
00:57:38That was him living his childhood dreams through you.
00:57:42Dreams, huh?
00:57:44Well, take a good hard look at reality, lady.
00:57:47How dare you!
00:57:49You make it sound like giving up is the noble thing to do.
00:57:53Your friend is dead.
00:57:55And the only way that death matters is what you've done in your life until then.
00:58:01He helped make you who you are, right?
00:58:05Yeah.
00:58:07He will live on through you.
00:58:32There's a thunderstorm coming.
00:59:02Are you going to be alright?
00:59:22I killed my best friend.
00:59:24When I get my hands on him, then I'll be more than alright.
00:59:28If you don't mind slowing down a little, it'd be appreciated.
00:59:32Sorry.
00:59:34My mom was gone for a second.
00:59:36That's understandable.
00:59:37I feel the same way.
00:59:39Can I ask you something?
00:59:41Sure.
00:59:42When we met up at the robbery, how did you know they were going to strike there?
00:59:47I was just doing what we're doing now.
00:59:49Driving around.
00:59:51I was keeping an eye on the local museums and...
00:59:53I don't know.
00:59:55Paid off, I guess.
00:59:56Strange coincidence, then?
00:59:58I suppose.
01:00:01Yes?
01:00:04I didn't say anything.
01:00:05Shh. Give me a second.
01:00:07Fine.
01:00:09Guy's getting weirder by the moment.
01:00:20The old playhouse, then.
01:00:22What?
01:00:23That's where we're headed. The old playhouse.
01:00:27At some point, I'd love to know how you stumble upon these things.
01:00:49Are you sure this is the right place, sir?
01:00:51Not positive.
01:00:52Hell did leave me a small clue, though.
01:00:55Really?
01:00:56It was there, but only slight.
01:00:59Hell only mentioned the current owner of the playhouse and not his family.
01:01:06How is that a clue, sir?
01:01:13Still no.
01:01:16She did not mention where to dig, though.
01:01:19There is a chance that we could be in the wrong location.
01:01:22What if it isn't here?
01:01:24I mean, we are using a ton of C4. Someone could hear us.
01:01:28I'll worry about that, if we get there.
01:01:30Let's clear the room, gentlemen.
01:01:36Thunderstorm?
01:01:37Yes.
01:01:39No. It sounds like a thunderstorm.
01:01:42More like an explosion. We better move.
01:01:46Quickly. We must hurry. The police won't take long to respond to that.
01:01:50I'm working on it as fast as we can, sir.
01:01:52Shut up and move it.
01:01:56Think I found something?
01:01:57Let me have a closer look.
01:02:00Perfect. Let's move.
01:02:12My God, this place is teeming with cops. There's no way we're getting in there.
01:02:17Agreed.
01:02:19Looks like we're too late.
01:02:21Never too late.
01:02:31Tonight, my brothers, we shall accomplish that which even Odin himself has never dreamed to do.
01:02:41He is a coward and a fool, and for that he shall fall by my hand, along with his son, the almighty Thor.
01:02:54You have all done well, and for that you shall be rewarded at the onset of Ragnarok.
01:03:02Evan, is everything ready?
01:03:04Yes, my queen.
01:03:07Let us begin the ceremony.
01:03:10Tonight, we shall awaken my brother, the Midgard dragon.
01:03:18His wrath shall cause a havoc the likes of which Midgard and Asgard have never seen before.
01:03:37Coward!
01:03:59How dare you defy my bidding!
01:04:08Anyone else got cold feet?
01:04:13Excellent. Let's proceed.
01:04:17Arise, arise. Let Midgard bask in your power. With this spell, we shall become one.
01:04:32Let Midgard fall because of your power. It is time for worlds to fall.
01:04:44Now, let us welcome our brother to the world, and watch the world fall.
01:05:03You never filled me in on how all of this relates to you.
01:05:07Well, earlier at the police station, we were talking about Norse mythology.
01:05:11Sure.
01:05:13Remember I told you I was the great, great, great, great, times one hundred, grandson of Thor, god of thunder.
01:05:22Normally I'd have a psych evaluation done on you.
01:05:26But with you in the suit, and the lightning and all...
01:05:31I've allowed myself to believe a bit of the unbelievable.
01:05:35So the curator explained what the amulet does, correct?
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:41If that rings true, you know we're all in trouble.
01:05:44Well, yeah, sure.
01:05:46So, basically, Thor has granted me these superpowers so that I can deal with the whole Ragnarok thing.
01:05:53Ragnarok thing? Sounds like you need a bit of convincing yourself.
01:05:59Normal guy, two days ago. Today, well...
01:06:03You made that suit in two days? Are you a seamstress or what?
01:06:08I'm not really being what it is.
01:06:10Earl and I have been working on this suit for years.
01:06:13It just so happens that I need it way more than the government does right now.
01:06:16That's quite the coincidence.
01:06:18Looks like it should be right about here.
01:06:22Question.
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:24What would it be?
01:06:26Not sure.
01:06:29That's what scares me.
01:06:31Are you able to call for backup?
01:06:34Not likely.
01:06:36What am I supposed to say?
01:06:38I'm in a car with the great-grandson of Thor, and we're going to try to stop a Norse god from destroying the world.
01:06:45Could you send a couple squad cars?
01:06:47Yeah. I think we're going Dutch on this one.
01:06:53Your name is Grant, wasn't it?
01:06:56Thunderstorm.
01:06:58Great.
01:07:00I'm Glenda.
01:07:04We're here.
01:07:07Are you sure about that?
01:07:27Yep. I'd say pretty sure.
01:07:33Let's go.
01:07:34Give me a sec.
01:07:39I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
01:07:45Fly, my brother. Destroy all that you see.
01:07:50Burn Midgard to the ground, and then on to Asgard.
01:07:57Go. Make sure we have no visitors.
01:08:01Do you think the police are on their way?
01:08:04No.
01:08:06On to Asgard.
01:08:09Go. Make sure we have no visitors.
01:08:12Do you think the police are on their way?
01:08:15Yes. That and other things. Make sure we welcome them properly.
01:08:21Yes, my queen.
01:08:37You sure about this?
01:08:39Not a hundred percent.
01:08:41That's reassuring.
01:08:42Probably around 90, though.
01:08:44Better?
01:08:46What are you going to do about the dragon?
01:08:48Not sure.
01:08:56I'm just kind of going with the flow so far.
01:08:58But I'm bulletproof and I shoot lightning, so that's something.
01:09:02I've never seen, let alone fought, a dragon before.
01:09:07I'll help as much as I can.
01:09:09This is the end of the road for you two. You should turn back the way you came.
01:09:14I don't think so.
01:09:17You son of a...
01:09:32You son of a...
01:10:03You get the dragon. I'll look at this night.
01:10:18Bad move, lady.
01:10:20Getting rid of your muscle?
01:10:22I have all the muscle I need.
01:10:33Is that all you got? Bad breath? Here's something for you.
01:10:48So you got any more tricks up your sleeve?
01:11:03Is this the best that Asgard can come up with?
01:11:07You. You're the one who killed Earl.
01:11:10Well, if you're speaking about that shrew of a man who had no business involving himself in my affairs...
01:11:17Yes. I am Hel, goddess of the underworld.
01:11:22Future ruler of Asgard.
01:11:25Ah, hell no.
01:11:27Hell yes.
01:11:32Come on.
01:12:02Come on.
01:12:32Come on.
01:12:50Cops are all the same.
01:12:52You come in here like self-righteous do-gooders, but when it all comes down to it, you have no heart.
01:12:59Nothing inside you to back up the words that you speak so eloquently.
01:13:05A shame, really.
01:13:22That eloquent enough for you?
01:13:29No.
01:13:51Oh, why don't you give up?
01:13:54With the powers you possess, you could sit among my followers.
01:14:00A general, if you like.
01:14:03I don't think so.
01:14:05Then you're a bigger fool than Odin.
01:14:09I grow tired of this game. It's time that I finish it!
01:14:14The dragon's cross should bring about her demise.
01:14:44What?
01:14:47No! No! No, no, no! No!
01:15:14No, no, no, no!
01:15:44You've done well, my boy.
01:15:49Thank you, great Odin.
01:15:52The savior of Asgard should not be on his knees. Rise, son.
01:15:57You've done very well indeed. I'm proud of you.
01:16:01I don't know what to say.
01:16:04How did I get here?
01:16:06We brought you here.
01:16:09So what becomes of Hel?
01:16:11She goes back to where she came from.
01:16:15That's it?
01:16:16You've not been to Hel. Tis no celebration.
01:16:21Why did you bring me here?
01:16:23To thank you, personally, and to offer you the opportunity not normally given to mere mortals.
01:16:29We would like to welcome you to the halls of Asgard.
01:16:32You may reside here for eternity as a god among men. What say you?
01:16:38I'll be honest with you. I'm not a big fan of my normal life.
01:16:43I have, however, learned to embrace the powers that I have.
01:16:47What are you saying?
01:16:49I'm saying that the world Midgard is still teeming with those that wish to do harm.
01:16:55The world still needs, what did you call it, a champion.
01:16:59I'm still a little green, but I think there's still a lot of work to be done.
01:17:04What say you, Thor?
01:17:06As long as I make people watch Beli at all times, I see nothing wrong.
01:17:11Then it's settled. You shall henceforth be Midgard's champion.
01:17:16When you choose to, you may, of course, retire among us gods.
01:17:21Thank you, sirs. So, if you don't mind.
01:17:37If this is another crazy, lightning Norse god thing, I'm seriously going to lose it.
01:17:46Can I help?
01:17:48I thought you took off.
01:17:51Didn't seem very heroic, if you don't mind me saying.
01:17:55What happened to you?
01:17:57On any other day, you'd think I was crazy.
01:18:00But after today, I'm not.
01:18:03On any other day, you'd think I was crazy.
01:18:06But after today, you might just believe me.
01:18:11I probably don't want to know anyway.
01:18:14Is she going to be alright?
01:18:16She has a strong pulse.
01:18:18I think so.
01:18:20Here, let me help.
01:18:30What's going on?
01:18:32Here, let me help you up.
01:18:38The paperwork on this is going to be a bitch.
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