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00:00:00Are you ready to shoot this?
00:00:21I'm ready whenever you are.
00:00:23Okay.
00:00:24You good?
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00:00:27I'm going to count you in.
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00:00:34Three, two, one.
00:00:37Hi guys.
00:00:39Dr. Kate Lawrence here, Ph.D. Today we are going to talk about the three red flags of
00:00:47a first date.
00:00:48So, if your first date happens to be at a coffee house, he needs to pay.
00:00:52It's not what you're thinking.
00:00:55It's not about the money.
00:00:56It's about manners.
00:00:58Red flag number two.
00:00:59If you have a common name and you get upset when the person at the coffee house doesn't
00:01:03spell your name correctly on the cup because you decided to spell it differently than the
00:01:08rest of the world, just know.
00:01:11Red flag number three.
00:01:13If he has a lot of special requests in his coffee order, like let's say he orders a non-fat
00:01:19low foam extra hot half caff with four pumps of caramel, that is a big just no and you
00:01:27need to grab your coffee and run for the hills because he's high maintenance and that can
00:01:35only get worse.
00:01:38So, ladies, just no.
00:01:43Hey Joy, how's it going?
00:01:48You really love it here, don't you?
00:01:49Sure, it's where I grew up.
00:01:50You're clearly a local celebrity.
00:01:51Are you sure you're going to be okay moving to Seattle after we get married?
00:01:52Do you want to move here?
00:01:53We've been over this.
00:01:54In the medical equipment sales game, it's all about access.
00:01:55There are more doctors on one block in Seattle than in this whole town.
00:01:56Babe, I was just joking.
00:01:57Joking, right?
00:01:58We talked about it.
00:01:59Yes.
00:02:00I think that it's going to be really good for my career to move here.
00:02:01Speaking of that, I just saw your last video.
00:02:02What did you think?
00:02:03Basically, I'm glad I didn't ask you out for coffee on our first date.
00:02:04What are you talking about?
00:02:05You have zero red flags.
00:02:06Zero, huh?
00:02:07Zero.
00:02:08Well, there's that one thing about how you don't think you like curry, but that's just
00:02:09because you haven't tasted the right curry.
00:02:10We'll fix that.
00:02:11There's no such thing as zero red flags.
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00:02:38We're happy, right?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40It looks bad.
00:02:41There's no such thing as good curry.
00:02:42Excuse me.
00:02:43No, curry's awesome.
00:02:45I love them.
00:02:46Hey Kate.
00:02:47Hi.
00:02:48So, your standing desk, it's almost finished.
00:02:50Wow, those take a long time, huh?
00:02:54To fix.
00:02:56Constant takes time, be patient.
00:02:59I am patient.
00:03:00You're eating a rockhard unripe pear.
00:03:02Oh, I'm just pretending like this is an apple.
00:03:04Can you just call me when the desk is ready?
00:03:06You got it.
00:03:07I'm Lucas, by the way.
00:03:09Old high school friend of Kate's.
00:03:11Yeah, this is Brian. He's my fiancé.
00:03:15Fiancé?
00:03:17Congratulations.
00:03:19Must have been quite the whirlwind romance.
00:03:21I see you at the farmer's market every weekend, but I've never seen him before.
00:03:25Well, you're a lucky guy, Brian. Kate's a real catch.
00:03:30See you later.
00:03:31Hey.
00:03:33Big yes. Ex-boyfriend.
00:03:35Oh, no. He's not my ex-boyfriend. He's not my type.
00:03:40You are my type. In fact, if I could build the perfect husband from the ground up, it would be you.
00:03:47Hey, you know what I was thinking? We should announce our engagement.
00:03:50Really?
00:03:51I mean, it happened so fast. We could just tell everybody, and it could be kind of sweet.
00:03:56Uh, aren't you worried that people will think we're rushing into it?
00:03:59I mean, look at what that Lucas guy said.
00:04:01Oh. Well, I don't think anyone cares about that.
00:04:05I just think that I love you, and I'm excited to tell everyone.
00:04:10Okay. Uh, you're not going to do some big flashy announcement, right?
00:04:15What? Simple.
00:04:18You have to think bigger, Kate.
00:04:20Your website is growing exponentially, and now I have a book agent and publisher interested in a book deal for you.
00:04:26A real book deal?
00:04:28Really?
00:04:29People love you, Kate. They want more.
00:04:31You are so blunt and so honest, so pretty.
00:04:34Announcing your engagement is proof to your fans that Dr. Kate walks the walk.
00:04:38We should make a splash. Let's throw a party. We'll invite the locals. It'll be the quintessential small town wedding.
00:04:45Let's do it.
00:04:46Yes!
00:04:48Oh, um, I told Brian that it wouldn't be a huge thing.
00:04:51Except it is, Kate.
00:04:54That is, if you want to be a best-selling author.
00:04:58I think I do.
00:04:59Good girl.
00:05:00Yes. Let's do this.
00:05:05Here's the cooking blog.
00:05:07If your guy cooks, which is great, make sure you actually see him cooking because...
00:05:14After that.
00:05:17Hi. Uh, oh. Sorry to interrupt. I've got your desk.
00:05:22Oh, great.
00:05:24Yeah? Bring it in?
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:29Alright, where would you like it?
00:05:30Just put it wherever.
00:05:32Wow, it's beautiful.
00:05:37Alright.
00:05:40What are you guys up to?
00:05:42Uh, we're just doing our video blog.
00:05:45Oh, you have a blog? Cool.
00:05:47Yeah, she has a dating blog and it's huge.
00:05:50Um, I'm not online that much. Computers and sawdust is kind of a bad combo.
00:05:54But I should probably read it. I could use some dating advice.
00:05:57Really?
00:05:58Yeah, why not?
00:05:59That is so weird because I actually have some dating advice for you.
00:06:04Oh, okay.
00:06:05Let's just say someone asks you out on a date and you bring a bunch of friends and they all start acting like...
00:06:11Idiots?
00:06:13Yes. And one of them actually grabs a fragile antique figurine and breaks it.
00:06:20And tries to hide it underneath the couch.
00:06:22Well, what if the idiot in question was just a teenager?
00:06:26What's going on here? Who are you guys talking about?
00:06:28No.
00:06:29Nothing.
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32Alright, well, I'll, uh, I'll send you your invoice.
00:06:39Okay, you wanna go again?
00:06:40Yeah. Let's go again.
00:06:41Okay, let's do it.
00:06:43Hey, guys.
00:06:55Hey!
00:06:56Hi. Sorry I didn't call sooner. I just got home from work.
00:06:59We got this huge supply for extra large blood pressure cuffs.
00:07:02You know how long those take to get in from the factory.
00:07:04Yeah, of course.
00:07:06Hey, so, um, Pam wants to throw us a little engagement party this weekend in town.
00:07:14With Pam, nothing's little.
00:07:16Well, do you wanna not do it?
00:07:18Is it gonna be on your blog?
00:07:20Because I'd rather do something private.
00:07:22This really shouldn't be about your blog.
00:07:24I just wanna show everybody how happy we are.
00:07:27And then people will, I don't know, respect my relationship advice more.
00:07:32I get it. I do. I just, I'm not sure I wanna be in the public eye, you know?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Alright, well, if you want, then we could just do the announcement and take a few pictures and have dinner.
00:07:45And that's all it's gonna be?
00:07:47Yeah, we could just do that.
00:07:50Well, uh, then, yeah. Yeah, sure.
00:07:55Aww.
00:07:56Oh, I should really take this.
00:07:59Okay. I love you.
00:08:07Not so close. I have another brilliant idea.
00:08:12Since no one knows Brian, let's keep his identity a mystery until the big announcement.
00:08:16Why? Nobody cares who I am. I'm just a guy marrying Dr. Kate.
00:08:20They care because you're the guy that proves that her advice works.
00:08:27Why is your office here?
00:08:29Wow, that's a great question.
00:08:32Because I'm a genius.
00:08:34Because I'm a genius, that's why.
00:08:36Your viewers think it's one of your usual videos. Blah, blah, blah, no big deal.
00:08:40Then, as soon as you introduce Brian, we pull back to reveal that you're actually at your own fabulous engagement party.
00:08:48What do you think?
00:08:50That's not what we discussed.
00:08:51It isn't. It's a little bit too much, Pam.
00:08:53Go big or go home.
00:08:55I called in a few favors, and I might have told a few of the vendors that you would post a link to their website on your blog.
00:09:01He doesn't like this.
00:09:02Um, no, no, it's okay. I know you need some help.
00:09:06No, are you sure?
00:09:08Yeah, it's all good.
00:09:10Honey, you're so great.
00:09:12I'm not perfect, right? You know that.
00:09:16He's so perfect for me.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20He's so cute.
00:09:22Let's go check this thing out.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:33Hi.
00:09:45Hey, guys. How are you?
00:09:47Amazing.
00:09:48You guys look great.
00:09:49Thank you. Where's Brian?
00:09:51He's not here?
00:09:52Oh, no.
00:09:53Hi.
00:09:54Hey.
00:09:55I just got nervous. I thought you were ditching me.
00:10:00I've never seen this suit before.
00:10:01Oh, I left it in his hotel room. Courtesy of Suits on Main, if anyone asks.
00:10:05How many people are out there, anyway?
00:10:07Oh, I don't know, but it's all locals, so, you know, it'll be over before we know it.
00:10:11Okay, we're almost ready.
00:10:13Brian, you're going to have to stay here in the white tent until just before Kate introduces you, okay?
00:10:18Sure thing.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Sorry I'm late.
00:10:21Kate, this is Henry. He'll be taping you today.
00:10:23And then I thought, wouldn't it be fun for him to film the two of you making all the wedding plans?
00:10:28And then we'll post the footage on the blog.
00:10:32How would that be fun?
00:10:33Oh, it'll be fine. You won't even know he's there, right, Henry?
00:10:36Nope.
00:10:38See? It's a win-win.
00:10:59You are the dating expert who's figured it all out.
00:11:02Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, Dr. Kate is from Puget Town.
00:11:06Now get out there. They love you. You're going to be great.
00:11:11Hi, guys!
00:11:21Hi, guys. It's Dr. Kate here.
00:11:23Dr. Kate here for a couple months now.
00:11:25We have been talking about the fact that I am planning something
00:11:28and that there will be a huge announcement regarding it.
00:11:31And today is the day that that is going to happen.
00:11:34I know you all remember some of the men that I have dated over the years that are just nuts.
00:11:41And today is a big just yes.
00:11:47I'm engaged!
00:11:53Isn't that great?
00:11:54So we're very excited and, of course, we want you to meet the man of the hour.
00:12:00So here he is.
00:12:02Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:12:04Cut! I mean, cut!
00:12:05Wait, what?
00:12:06Penny!
00:12:07What's the problem?
00:12:08We lost the feed.
00:12:09Well, get it back!
00:12:11I'm trying, okay?
00:12:12Try harder.
00:12:13Pam, where is it?
00:12:14Oh, no, no, no. We can't see you yet.
00:12:17I need to talk to her for a few seconds.
00:12:19We need to make the announcement first.
00:12:20He's supposed to come out when I say here.
00:12:21I know. I gotta talk to him right now.
00:12:22Okay, so...
00:12:23The feed's gonna come back any...
00:12:24The feed's gonna come back any second now.
00:12:26You shouldn't be leaving at this point.
00:12:29Honey, it's okay. It's okay.
00:12:31Hey, I'm gonna tell Henry to leave. I don't want you to be uncomfortable.
00:12:34No, it's not just about the camera, okay? It's just everything.
00:12:42What does that mean?
00:12:46It means I don't think we should get married.
00:12:53Wait, what?
00:12:55I can't marry you, Kate.
00:12:56Wait, what are you talking about?
00:12:59This is... everything's fine. I'll just cancel this right now.
00:13:02Cancel? And then you'll resent me, right? Isn't that your whole thing?
00:13:05Isn't that what you always tell women to avoid?
00:13:08No, I mean, yes, but that doesn't apply to us.
00:13:12We're perfect for each other.
00:13:15We used to be, and things have changed.
00:13:17For both of us.
00:13:18What were you doing? Why have you been texting all day?
00:13:21Who...
00:13:25Wait, who were you texting all day?
00:13:28Were you seeing someone else?
00:13:37Look, I'm...
00:13:38No, I'm sorry that it happened like this.
00:13:40Okay, I just wasn't sure until now, and...
00:13:44We're not meant to be.
00:13:45You should go.
00:13:48Kate.
00:13:49Yeah, no, you should leave.
00:13:51Right now.
00:13:52I'm really sorry.
00:13:53Go.
00:13:55Hey, Kate.
00:13:58Kate, we gotta... we're ready.
00:13:59We're...
00:14:11I'm sorry.
00:14:12One second.
00:14:19Hey, Kate, I overheard what happened.
00:14:21Oh.
00:14:22Are you okay?
00:14:23Yeah, I just, uh...
00:14:25I mean, can you believe this? Can you believe that I would do this?
00:14:28I would fall for someone who would dump their girl on their engagement day?
00:14:32Well, at least you found out the kind of guy he was before you married him.
00:14:36Why do you care about this?
00:14:38Come on, Kate, we were friends before I became the idiot.
00:14:41It doesn't matter. Everything's over for me.
00:14:43My love life is over. My career is over.
00:14:47The career is not over.
00:14:48Kate! Kate, the feed is back on.
00:14:50Okay, I'm just gonna go tell everyone.
00:14:55Okay, she's here.
00:15:08So...
00:15:12Hey.
00:15:17Hey, guys. Kate.
00:15:33Hi, I'm Lucas Wright, and, uh...
00:15:37I'm Dr. Kate's fiancé.
00:16:02Yes, me too.
00:16:06Let's celebrate together.
00:16:14What are you doing?
00:16:15I had to do something.
00:16:17No, this is none of your business.
00:16:20Kate, you were sitting there. You looked all sad and alone.
00:16:23Something came over me. I had to help.
00:16:26Please tell me what just happened.
00:16:28Brian just stopped me on the feed break.
00:16:30Wait, what?
00:16:31Please tell me you're joking.
00:16:32I'm not.
00:16:33Why would he do that?
00:16:35Because he's a jerk, that's why.
00:16:37Excuse me, who exactly are you?
00:16:39Lucas Wright, old childhood friend of Kate's.
00:16:42And how do you spell that last name?
00:16:44W-R-I-G-H-T.
00:16:46So you're literally Mr. Wright?
00:16:49No, I'm not.
00:16:52I'm gonna go explain to them what's going on.
00:16:54Kate. What?
00:16:55One of the publishers is about to make an offer and pay a hefty salary.
00:16:58If this wedding goes away, so does the book deal.
00:17:02Is there any chance you could stay on as her fiancé for a couple of weeks?
00:17:08Just until the book deal goes through. A month max.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12Maybe two.
00:17:14We could find a way to quietly break you up and say something vague like,
00:17:18you guys decided that you're better off as friends.
00:17:20This is the only way to keep your reputation, your career intact.
00:17:24I feel like this is a horrible idea, right?
00:17:27Is it though?
00:17:28You should listen to Mr. Wright.
00:17:30I mean, obviously we can't really get married, but maybe I can help you out.
00:17:34No, everyone's just gonna know that we're lying.
00:17:36No, but people know we were childhood friends.
00:17:38They'll just think it was some big whirlwind romance.
00:17:40No, this isn't ever going to work because you don't even know anything about me.
00:17:43We can't pretend that. You don't know my favorite movie.
00:17:45You don't know my favorite book.
00:17:47I bet you don't even know how to spell your correctly.
00:17:50I'm not the big one.
00:17:51Don't you think you're being a little nitpicky?
00:17:53No, this is really serious because small annoyances
00:17:57turn into big resentments.
00:17:59This is the basis of my blog.
00:18:01And your future book.
00:18:02You have worked so hard to get to this point.
00:18:04The train has left the station, Kate.
00:18:06You can't derail it now.
00:18:08Kate, let me help you out.
00:18:09Maybe this is my chance to go from hypothetical idiot to good friend.
00:18:20This is just crazy.
00:18:23This is just crazy.
00:18:47What's wrong?
00:18:50Yeah, this is just Brian asking me to play this song.
00:18:54It's our song. It's stupid. It's alright.
00:18:59Wait here.
00:19:12You did that?
00:19:13I did that.
00:19:14Love that song.
00:19:17I do.
00:19:21I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy.
00:19:47Are you okay?
00:19:49Uh, yeah. I'm great.
00:19:52Kate, I know that today went nothing like you had planned it, and I'm really sorry.
00:19:56Thanks. Today was weird.
00:19:58It was very weird.
00:20:00I bet you my mother is staring down at me right now and she is just saying,
00:20:03See?
00:20:05You know, I don't know, they were miserable together.
00:20:08They couldn't even be in the same room together.
00:20:10And then they both just passed away before they even had a second chance
00:20:14to make things right.
00:20:16You know, that's why I do what I do. It's good.
00:20:18I just want women to be able to get it right the first time.
00:20:21Except for me, apparently.
00:20:33Oh, there you are.
00:20:35I checked you into your rooms, compliments of the hotel.
00:20:38Uh, assuming that you mentioned them in your blog, which you should probably do ASAP.
00:20:41Why do we have to stay here tonight?
00:20:43So that we can film a meeting with the wedding planner first thing in the morning.
00:20:46We're not really getting married, so...
00:20:48No, but...
00:20:50You have to act like you are.
00:20:52So, I have actually booked a date for the wedding.
00:20:55Three months from now, June 29th.
00:20:57Wait, three months? That's fast for anybody.
00:20:59You're not anybody. You're Dr. Kate.
00:21:02Every vendor in this town wants to be part of your wedding.
00:21:05So, go, taste some cake, eat some canapes, drink some champagne.
00:21:09I'm actually more of a beer guy.
00:21:11And that's why you're so great.
00:21:13Just down to earth, people love that.
00:21:15Just play along and everything's gonna be alright.
00:21:18Or should I say, Mr. Right.
00:21:36Hi, I'm Lucas Wright.
00:21:38I'm Dr. Kate's fiance.
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:26Hey, Mom.
00:22:28Um...
00:22:30I need to tell you something.
00:22:41What?
00:22:52Wait, what?
00:23:08Kate.
00:23:10The key?
00:23:11You did it.
00:23:12The publisher wants to make a deal and it's gonna be huge.
00:23:17Oh, it's the legal department.
00:23:19I'll call you as soon as I'm done.
00:23:21Way to go, girl.
00:23:31Hey.
00:23:32Hello.
00:23:34You look happy.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37You don't like that?
00:23:39I just heard you crying last night.
00:23:42Kate, it's okay.
00:23:44It's understandable.
00:23:45No, no, no.
00:23:46You don't need to pretend to really care about me like the real fiance when no one's around.
00:23:53Well, how about as a friend?
00:23:56Hello.
00:23:57Good morning.
00:23:58My name is Phyllis.
00:24:00I've been the wedding coordinator here at the hotel for the past 30 years.
00:24:04How?
00:24:0530 years?
00:24:06Wow, you must have seen it all.
00:24:08You have no idea.
00:24:11Anyway, I'm looking forward to working with you both.
00:24:14I can tell you're very much in love.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:19Uh, Phyllis?
00:24:21Yes?
00:24:22You say that to all the couples, don't you?
00:24:25He's trouble.
00:24:26I know.
00:24:34What's this one?
00:24:36Chocolate cake with raspberry filling.
00:24:39It's very popular.
00:24:40Yes.
00:24:41Now.
00:24:42It never ends.
00:24:44Hello.
00:24:47This is good.
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:50I mean, that's fine.
00:24:51If it's just your taste, that's okay.
00:24:54You have strong feelings about this.
00:24:56Taste this.
00:24:57This cake's never gonna happen.
00:24:58I mean, theoretically.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:01Don't eat this cake.
00:25:02Okay, so I've got everything I need.
00:25:04I will see you both when Pam decides what's next.
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:08Thanks, Henry.
00:25:09So, the front desk would like to know where you would like the strawberries and champagne you ordered.
00:25:16I...
00:25:17Oh, that...
00:25:18It's not ours.
00:25:20Order was placed three days ago by a Brian Hankhurst.
00:25:25I thought your name was Lucas.
00:25:27Uh, it is.
00:25:29Um...
00:25:30Wow, that is...
00:25:33Just so nice of our friend Brian to send us some strawberries, but I'm kind of full.
00:25:38So, where do you want them?
00:25:40Um, I think you could maybe give the...
00:25:43You take them.
00:25:44We're stuffed.
00:25:50I'm gonna call Brian.
00:25:51Why?
00:25:52Because I need to make sure he doesn't...
00:25:54You know, he needs to cancel all of these romantic things that he planned for us.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:11Hello?
00:26:12Is Brian there?
00:26:15Brian.
00:26:22Hello.
00:26:23Wow, you don't waste any time, huh?
00:26:26I do care about you, and I feel terrible, but...
00:26:29It was the right thing to do.
00:26:30I really don't really feel like speaking to you right now.
00:26:32I just called to ask you to please cancel all of these cliché things that you set up for us at the hotel.
00:26:38Strawberries?
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41When I ordered those, I was trying to talk myself into thinking that we were okay.
00:26:45Well...
00:26:47I was okay.
00:26:50I know. I'm sorry.
00:26:53Look, if there's anything I can do...
00:26:56Obviously, please don't tell anyone about this.
00:26:58You at least owe me that.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:01Yeah, I won't say a word, I swear.
00:27:09You okay?
00:27:10Yeah!
00:27:13Lucas, Kate.
00:27:15Can you go outside for me and do a quick walk on the beach for the camera?
00:27:18You know what? I think I'm just gonna go home for the rest of today.
00:27:21People want more romance. It's part of the deal.
00:27:24Look, Henry's waiting for you.
00:27:26Is that raspberry filled chocolate cake?
00:27:29Oh, yeah.
00:27:30It's only my favorite.
00:27:32Help yourself.
00:27:36Thanks.
00:27:38Come on.
00:27:47You two are supposed to be in love. Hold hands.
00:27:50Where did you come from?
00:27:52Just do it.
00:27:53Just do it.
00:28:00My hands are rough, I know.
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:04It's one of the downsides of making handcrafted furniture with your actual hands.
00:28:09Trust me, if I'd known I was gonna spontaneously volunteer to be your pretend fiancé, I would've moisturized.
00:28:15Hi.
00:28:16Good to know.
00:28:18It's Dr. Kate and Mr. Wright!
00:28:20Oh my god, you guys are so cute!
00:28:23My friends are, like, totally obsessed.
00:28:25Can we get a selfie?
00:28:27Um, I'm not sure...
00:28:33You're welcome. Nice to meet you guys.
00:28:35See ya.
00:28:37That's so weird. It keeps happening.
00:28:39Isn't that sort of the point?
00:28:42Yeah, I guess so.
00:28:44Come on, let's go sit by the edge of the water.
00:28:46Oh, that's okay. We don't have chairs or anything, so...
00:28:48Well, it's sand. It's not lava.
00:28:51Actually, it's the perfect kind of sand.
00:28:53Perfect for what?
00:28:59Okay, I think that's done.
00:29:01Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:08You're done now?
00:29:09Yeah. It's finished.
00:29:11I mean, it's never finished, but...
00:29:12It's really beautiful.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16Turned out impressive.
00:29:21I think that's it, right?
00:29:23Oh, no, I just gotta...
00:29:24I actually have to go anyway.
00:29:26If I don't clean the basement, my parents will make me get my own place, so...
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:32See you guys.
00:29:33We'll see you tomorrow.
00:29:39Oh no!
00:29:43Oh no!
00:29:44Oh...
00:29:49I wish I would have taken a photograph of that.
00:29:53It's okay. Everything in life is temporary.
00:29:55You just gotta enjoy life's moments while you have them.
00:30:00That's very profound.
00:30:03Is that how you were feeling when we were kids?
00:30:07Like you just were kind of going with your impulses and living in the moment when you...
00:30:12I'm sorry, and I still feel bad about it, but it was a long time ago. I was in high school.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:19Well, the real reason why it really hurt me was...
00:30:25You know the glass hummingbird that your friends broke at my house?
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31It was my mom's.
00:30:33So she gave it to me right before she died.
00:30:37Kate, um...
00:30:39I didn't know that. I'm sorry, really.
00:30:41I'm truly sorry.
00:30:42Okay, it's my fault. I have a little bit of a problem, I think, letting go of things.
00:30:48Is there something that I can do? I mean, I want to make this up to you. Can we get another one?
00:30:53No. No, it wouldn't be the same.
00:30:55You know what you could do, actually?
00:30:57Is you could pretend to be my fiancé for a couple months. It would really help out my career.
00:31:03That's... What? No, that's ridiculous. Why would anyone do that? That's a terrible idea.
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:09That's really sweet of you.
00:31:10No, I do want to thank you for doing it. It's really nice of you.
00:31:14It's a crazy, crazy thing to do, so I just feel like we should probably set up an end date.
00:31:23You know, the day that we're breaking up.
00:31:25So that you can go back to your life.
00:31:30Maybe we should decide to break up, I don't know, late May?
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:38You know, sure. Whatever you want.
00:31:40Okay. That would be great. So I'm just gonna... I guess I'll go.
00:31:46I'm gonna go check out of the hotel. Go home.
00:31:51Yeah. Yeah, me too.
00:31:53Great.
00:31:59Hi guys! So we're finishing up our cake blog. We're gonna be posting all of it later today.
00:32:04And then next week we're gonna be doing appetizers.
00:32:06So if you've been following me, you have probably noticed I have very strong opinions about food.
00:32:12But I don't mind some suggestions.
00:32:16So you can put them in the comments and we'll check them out.
00:32:19Bye!
00:32:21Cut! That was nice.
00:32:23So I would like to know when we're gonna talk about Lucas and the fact that you spent the entire day with him even after the cameraman left.
00:32:34I make it a thing.
00:32:36When are you gonna see him again?
00:32:37He invited me to dinner at his parents' house.
00:32:40Totally a thing.
00:32:42It's totally not a thing.
00:32:48It's not a thing.
00:32:49Hey!
00:32:50Hey!
00:32:53You look nice.
00:32:54Thanks.
00:32:59You have sawdust.
00:33:00Oh yeah, I prefer to call that craftsmanship artifacts.
00:33:03Just get in.
00:33:04Get in?
00:33:05Yeah, get in.
00:33:06You'll be alright.
00:33:07Wow, okay.
00:33:10I'll dust you off.
00:33:21You know, we have a no phones at dinner rules.
00:33:25That's so funny.
00:33:26Hey Pam, what's going on?
00:33:28Say I didn't warn you.
00:33:36This is my house.
00:33:38Oh, okay. I thought we were going to your parents' house.
00:33:41We are. It's right here.
00:33:50Wow, hi Mr. and Mrs. Wright.
00:33:53Kate, how nice to see you.
00:33:55We haven't seen you in years.
00:33:57We haven't seen you in years and suddenly, here you are.
00:34:00Lucas' faux-lance.
00:34:02Mom, really?
00:34:03What? I thought it was clever.
00:34:07And call me Susan.
00:34:08I'm sorry.
00:34:09And you can call your faux-grandma, Roy.
00:34:11Susan, we got it.
00:34:13Should we go in?
00:34:14Yes, let's go in.
00:34:16Oh Kate, I don't think you've met my sister.
00:34:18This is Jamie.
00:34:20But I know you.
00:34:21All my friends read your blog.
00:34:23This is so cool.
00:34:25I can't believe you're engaged to my brother.
00:34:27Fake.
00:34:28Engaged.
00:34:29I'm so sorry. I just want you to know I know how weird this is.
00:34:32Give the poor girl 30 seconds.
00:34:34Come on in, Kate. Dinner's almost ready.
00:34:39Sorry about my mom. She does this.
00:34:51Alright.
00:34:52Wow, your house is gorgeous.
00:34:55I remodeled it myself.
00:35:00So that's where you got it from, huh?
00:35:02Are you a carpenter also?
00:35:03I was more of a gardener.
00:35:05He had a hedge fund and hired a guy.
00:35:08You're no fun.
00:35:10Thanks.
00:35:23Can you take this upstairs, please?
00:35:25Oh, yeah.
00:35:27Upstairs?
00:35:29To the balcony.
00:35:30We always have Sunday dinner on the balcony.
00:35:35Fear of heights?
00:35:37No.
00:35:39I don't have fear of heights.
00:35:48You alright?
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Here, let me take that.
00:35:52Oh, thanks.
00:35:53You know, it's not that high.
00:35:55Yeah, I know. It's not the height. I don't like balconies that much.
00:35:58Really?
00:35:59Yeah, I just feel like these things don't really seem that sturdy.
00:36:02Like, if you leaned against them, you could fall to your death.
00:36:04You mean like this?
00:36:05Yeah, stop that.
00:36:06It's solid, Kate. Relax.
00:36:08You don't know that for sure.
00:36:09I do. I build things for a living. Trust me.
00:36:12But, you know what? Here.
00:36:13Just look out. Focus on the view.
00:36:16It's amazing.
00:36:20That is really beautiful.
00:36:24I'm gonna sit down.
00:36:29Here we go.
00:36:38Ahem.
00:36:43Yes.
00:36:45Because I know the rule, no tech.
00:36:47Just turning it off.
00:36:52Well, I, we would like to just take this time to chat about our day.
00:36:59Maybe talk about plans for the future.
00:37:02And how you sweet-talked my son into pretending to be your fiancé.
00:37:08Nice isn't it?
00:37:09Real smooth.
00:37:10Well, I think we have a right to know if we're supposed to keep this big secret.
00:37:14Mom, I told you it was my idea. I'm just, I'm helping out a friend.
00:37:18You haven't been friends since high school.
00:37:21Kate, I love your hair.
00:37:24I wish I could figure out how to curl it like that.
00:37:27Thank you. I could show you.
00:37:29That would be amazing.
00:37:31She's a keeper.
00:37:32Jamie, remember, it's...
00:37:34Yeah, I know, not real, but Kate is awesome.
00:37:38And I don't have a sister, so I'm gonna enjoy this till it's over.
00:37:43When is that exactly?
00:37:46Oh, well, it'll be way before any actual wedding.
00:37:49You know, there's really nothing to worry about.
00:37:53No, no, no!
00:37:56Oops.
00:37:57Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
00:38:00Roy? Bruchetta?
00:38:01I tried to warn you.
00:38:02Oh, it's okay.
00:38:03Did she really...
00:38:04Relax. She never actually throws it.
00:38:07Oh, well, maybe this time I did.
00:38:10Susan?
00:38:12Fine.
00:38:14Fine.
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:19Welcome to the formally.
00:38:20Stop.
00:38:21Oh, shush. It's funny.
00:38:23It's funny.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:27All right. Let's eat, shall we?
00:38:33Salad, please.
00:38:54Now, is this a perm that you have?
00:38:55That's not a perm. That's my real hair.
00:38:57Natural.
00:38:58Where'd you go to school?
00:39:00Princeton.
00:39:01Princeton?
00:39:02Really?
00:39:03Magnum Cum Laude.
00:39:04In carpentry?
00:39:05In business, thank you very much.
00:39:07I'm sorry, I just didn't know that you had left home for school.
00:39:09Yeah, I was in New York for a few years working as a broker, and...
00:39:14And everything changed, and I realized that life is too short to be working at a job that you hate, so...
00:39:20Packed up, came home, opened up the shop, and...
00:39:24Here I am.
00:39:25That's our wet change.
00:39:31My fiancé died.
00:39:39I'm so sorry.
00:39:42I probably should have said something earlier. I just, I didn't know how or when or if at all.
00:39:49Yeah, maybe I should have known that. I don't know if I would have let you, you know, do all of this for me.
00:39:55I don't want you to do something if it's painful for you.
00:39:58It was a long time ago, Kate.
00:40:02When you asked me where I live in the moment, Emily's why.
00:40:05I made a decision to help you out, you know, in the moment, and I'm glad I did.
00:40:22Only one thing to do at a time like this.
00:40:24Yeah? Yeah.
00:40:25Come on.
00:40:32Feel that first time?
00:40:34Hit the edge and go sideways there.
00:40:41Wow!
00:40:44Victory is mine!
00:40:46You feel better?
00:40:47Yeah.
00:40:48You know I let you win because you're feeling sad.
00:40:50Oh yeah.
00:40:52That's my story. I mean, I'm sticking to it.
00:40:54Do you want to let me win again?
00:40:55No, once is enough.
00:40:56Oh, interesting.
00:41:02Look.
00:41:05You're getting some real traction now, Kate.
00:41:07People want to see more. Plus, we're in the middle of negotiating a big cash advance, so you need to stay on the radar.
00:41:14Just excuse me one sec. There's just a little problem.
00:41:16Yeah, what is the problem?
00:41:17I swear I was picking at my wedding dress when I was getting married to Brian, so I just feel like...
00:41:21You know what? We need to end this right now.
00:41:23Wait, but I didn't even raid your closet yet.
00:41:26Oh, yeah. Well, that is an important part of it, isn't it?
00:41:29It's a sister thing.
00:41:30You can raid my closet no matter what ends up happening.
00:41:33Stop talking like this is over.
00:41:36I just feel like we shouldn't really be planning something that isn't going to happen.
00:41:40I am trying to close this deal as fast as I can. That's my job. And your job is to stay relevant.
00:41:46You know what's relevant? Your wedding.
00:41:51Why is it two months?
00:41:52Because everybody loves a June wedding.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:55Especially publishers and the marketing department. Get it?
00:41:59Oh, you do?
00:42:00Yeah. So go change.
00:42:06Oh, look at you.
00:42:08You look unbelievable.
00:42:11Oh, perfect.
00:42:30What do you got?
00:42:32Oh, nothing. Just a special project I'm working on.
00:42:36I haven't seen you in a few days. Did I miss the announcement of our breakup?
00:42:41No, no. We're still engaged, so don't worry.
00:42:46Who said I was worried?
00:42:48Right. Well, you know what I mean.
00:42:50So is that why you came by to tell me that we're still together?
00:42:53No. I'm working late and I just needed some coffee.
00:43:00What? I was just walking past and I thought, oh, he might need some coffee, too.
00:43:05So, do you want some coffee?
00:43:07You mean you're going to go get me a coffee and bring it back?
00:43:10I don't think so.
00:43:12Well, if you're going to go get me a coffee, I'm going to go get you some coffee.
00:43:16You mean you're going to go get me a coffee and bring it back?
00:43:19Okay. Or you could come with me. Or not. You could...
00:43:27Yeah, that'd be great.
00:43:30Okay, great.
00:43:32I'd say great again, but it feels like it'd be overkill.
00:43:35I think that's a good call.
00:43:37All right. Yeah.
00:43:40Hi.
00:43:42You know, instead of my usual large coffee, can I get a half-caff skinny soy no-foam cappuccino with two pumps of vanilla?
00:43:49That's Lucas with a C, not a K.
00:43:52Did you bring money? Because I forgot my wallet.
00:43:54Yeah, I have money.
00:43:56I'll just have a black coffee.
00:44:02You watched my blog?
00:44:10It's impossible.
00:44:12There is no way that someone commissioned a wood carving of their appendix.
00:44:16You don't believe me?
00:44:18No.
00:44:20Can I use your phone?
00:44:21Sure.
00:44:23Okay. Look at that.
00:44:25Ew. No, no.
00:44:28Right?
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:32We should probably go.
00:44:34Sorry.
00:44:44I feel like I haven't laughed in a long time.
00:44:46I say I didn't laugh that much with Ryan.
00:44:48Really? Medical equipment salesmen are some of the funniest people I know.
00:44:52He was nice. He wasn't so bad.
00:44:56I loved him.
00:44:59But did you like him? Did you like being with him?
00:45:03Yeah, of course.
00:45:05I liked that I knew he was never going to do anything that would drive me crazy.
00:45:10Wait, so you're with Brian because you didn't have a reason not to be?
00:45:14I have to go.
00:45:16Hey, I'm sorry, Kate. I didn't mean to pry.
00:45:19No, it's okay. I'll just see you tomorrow.
00:45:31Excuse me.
00:45:33What ex...
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:39Water and power outage.
00:45:45Amazing.
00:45:51Hello?
00:45:52Anna, hey. I think my electricity's out. Did you hear anything?
00:45:56Well, you can stay at my place if you want.
00:45:58That's okay. You're in the studio right now above the garage.
00:46:02What about Lucas? He's got a spare room.
00:46:04No, I'll be fine.
00:46:06Okay.
00:46:08Yeah, bye.
00:46:09Bye.
00:46:26Come in.
00:46:29Hey.
00:46:33I can't believe Anna called you, right?
00:46:36Yeah, why didn't you call me? I have an extra room.
00:46:39Nah, don't impose.
00:46:41Kate, is this about earlier? I...
00:46:44Look, I shouldn't have judged your relationship with Brian.
00:46:49I'm sorry, but look, don't be stubborn. Come stay at my place.
00:46:53I like this. It's like camping.
00:46:55Look, your food's going to go rotten by tomorrow. You've got no plumbing and you're no power for your devices.
00:47:01Yeah, I hate camping.
00:47:03Come on.
00:47:11Wow.
00:47:13It's really nice.
00:47:15I can literally feel you judging me and it burns, Kate. It burns.
00:47:19No, I'm... I'm in no position to judge anyone.
00:47:23Let me share the guest bedroom. It's clean.
00:47:32Here.
00:47:50Hey!
00:47:52Oh, hey. Sorry, it's empty.
00:47:55I don't care about that.
00:47:59It's just... I just... I just did this blog recently.
00:48:03And, you know, they just say that sometimes if a man's refrigerator is empty, then his heart could also be empty.
00:48:09Really?
00:48:10Yeah, it's a theory.
00:48:11Well, you know, my feelings would be hurt right now, but they're not.
00:48:15Because of my empty, empty heart.
00:48:18Of course.
00:48:19Good thing I got groceries. Thump, thump, thump, thump.
00:48:22That's my heart.
00:48:24That is so sweet.
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:28Wow, you got a lot of plums, huh?
00:48:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't eat the plums. They're not ripe yet.
00:48:34It's fine.
00:48:35No, it's not fine. You're going to eat all the plums before they're ripe.
00:48:38And by the time they are ripe, there's not going to be any plums left.
00:48:41Give me those.
00:48:42You're right.
00:48:44Guys, if a woman eats her fruit before it's ripe, it means she's got deep-seated issues with patience and self-control.
00:48:54That's true.
00:48:56Is it?
00:48:57Yeah, you're completely right.
00:48:59Oh.
00:49:00Don't let it go to your head.
00:49:02It's black gas.
00:49:04I got a read on you.
00:49:07I see you.
00:49:08Really?
00:49:09Yeah, a little bit. A little bit.
00:49:11Aww.
00:49:12I know some things.
00:49:14So here's how it works.
00:49:16You try everything, and if there's something you both like, you check the box.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:26Should we start with this?
00:49:27Mm-hmm.
00:49:28Chicken? You want one?
00:49:29No, you don't want that.
00:49:30I don't really like that. Do you like that?
00:49:32I would. If you don't like it, let's try something else.
00:49:35Some hummus?
00:49:36No, don't you want to try the cheese first?
00:49:39Look, they have blue cheese, which is everyone's favorite.
00:49:42I don't really like blue cheese.
00:49:44This is goat cheese. Have you really tried blue cheese?
00:49:47I have.
00:49:48And you just don't like it?
00:49:50Yeah, I don't like blue cheese.
00:49:54Should we try milk?
00:49:57I don't eat pork.
00:49:59You don't eat pork? Oh, okay.
00:50:02But that's the best blue cheese I've ever tasted.
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:05But that's the best blue cheese I've ever tasted.
00:50:07So do we have any check marks yet?
00:50:12Nothing?
00:50:13Could we have a check mark?
00:50:15Amazing.
00:50:22Have you really tried blue cheese?
00:50:24I have.
00:50:25And you just don't like it?
00:50:27Yeah, I don't like blue cheese.
00:50:35Oh, that one was perfect.
00:50:37How might you think?
00:50:39I love it.
00:50:40You do?
00:50:41You should really be a hairstylist.
00:50:43I think I'll stick with being a clinical psychologist for now,
00:50:46but look, I have a backup plan. I can be a hairstylist.
00:50:49Where are you going anyway?
00:50:51Just to the mall with my friends.
00:50:53Aren't you a little dressed up?
00:50:55What?
00:50:56I'm just going to back away.
00:50:59Oh, come on.
00:51:01Let's go outside, me and you and the boys. We'll hang out.
00:51:06Well, he's your brother, so...
00:51:14Oh, you have it.
00:51:16No, we'll split it.
00:51:18Okay.
00:51:19It's just about a finger and a half.
00:51:22Okay.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Okay.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:27It's just about a finger and a half.
00:51:30It's fine. It's fine.
00:51:34You know how they talk about little things becoming big things?
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:40This?
00:51:41That's borderline psycho stuff right there.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44Mm-hmm.
00:51:45Well, the good news is that we're only engaged for a couple more weeks,
00:51:49and then you can have the entire scone again.
00:51:53Wait a minute.
00:51:54Is this the first time someone's told you about one of your little annoyances?
00:51:59Maybe.
00:52:00I guess it's not a good time to talk about your snoring.
00:52:05That's not true.
00:52:16Hey, you want to binge watch Afraid of the Badge?
00:52:20Oh.
00:52:21Nothing. I don't really like cop shows.
00:52:25Hey, you know, I've been very generous with the remote the whole time you've been here,
00:52:29but I cannot watch one more second of British people and their servants.
00:52:34Really?
00:52:37You have the remote, then.
00:52:39Really? You don't mind?
00:52:40No.
00:52:41I'll just finish reading.
00:52:44Oh, look.
00:52:46My book is about British people and their servants.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:56Are you Afraid of the Badge?
00:53:00Davis, what's the situation?
00:53:01Three hostages. One of them's a child, sir.
00:53:04Affirm. Lawsuit for 15.
00:53:09Get off me!
00:53:11No!
00:53:12No!
00:53:15Oh.
00:53:17Come on.
00:53:19This is your fault.
00:53:22Okay, let's watch the next season.
00:53:24Well, first of all, it's six in the morning.
00:53:27Go get it!
00:53:28And second, there is no second season, or it's not out yet.
00:53:33What?
00:53:34It's not out yet?
00:53:35No, I don't have the patience for that.
00:53:37I didn't mean to tell you.
00:53:39That's it.
00:53:40Oh, see?
00:53:42This is ridiculous.
00:53:45This is why.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47You know, I just didn't...
00:53:54All right, well, I, uh...
00:53:56Gosh, guys.
00:53:59I guess it's time for bed.
00:54:02I mean, I go to my bed, you do your bed, but...
00:54:09Kate.
00:54:17Kate.
00:54:47Are you sure I can't go in there and give her a hand?
00:54:51Well, she said she wanted to cook the meal all by herself.
00:54:57Oh, no.
00:55:03Uh, good.
00:55:05Change of plans!
00:55:08That's not good.
00:55:14My.
00:55:15Maybe next week you can cook again.
00:55:18Really?
00:55:19Yeah, I've heard the new barbecue place delivers.
00:55:24Really?
00:55:25Looks great!
00:55:26Yeah!
00:55:27Pizza!
00:55:29Here we go.
00:55:30Who doesn't love pizza?
00:55:35So, roses?
00:55:38Oh, well, I feel like everybody does roses, right?
00:55:43Yes.
00:55:44So, maybe something different?
00:55:46Tea?
00:55:47Roses?
00:55:48What?
00:55:49Do you have, uh, ranunculus?
00:55:51Or, uh, ranunculuses?
00:55:53Ranunculi?
00:55:54I'm not sure how you say it, but Kate loves them.
00:55:57They're much more difficult to work with.
00:55:59They're unpredictable.
00:56:02They are the toddler of flowers.
00:56:04But they're amazing, though.
00:56:06When they finally bloom, they open up with layers and depth
00:56:10you didn't even realize were there.
00:56:13This is cold.
00:56:18Make sure and stay on top of the focus.
00:56:24Hey!
00:56:25Um, so, this is just gonna be for pretend, right?
00:56:28Because you can't send a fake couple presents.
00:56:30So, what did they do?
00:56:32That's what a return policy's for.
00:56:34No, I don't like that.
00:56:36Now...
00:56:38Hey.
00:56:39Now...
00:56:41Hey.
00:56:42Hi.
00:56:43Here you go.
00:56:45Cool.
00:56:51Are you used to this behavior from men?
00:56:53Yep.
00:56:54Every time.
00:56:56Henry?
00:56:57Uh, so, what are we supposed to do?
00:56:59Just scan for whatever you want.
00:57:03Do you have a compound miter saw with a 12-inch combine blade?
00:57:07No.
00:57:11Oh! Waffle iron.
00:57:14That's a must-have.
00:57:15Yeah, got it right there.
00:57:17Um...
00:57:19I'm a pancake person.
00:57:21Of course you are.
00:57:23Our house is gonna be a mess.
00:57:24Your house is a mess, yes.
00:57:27But I can live with pancakes.
00:57:31I don't know.
00:57:33I like waffles, okay?
00:57:36Okay.
00:57:46Wow.
00:57:47Do they have dish towels?
00:58:06Okay.
00:58:24Hey.
00:58:27What are you doing?
00:58:29Well, I was hoping you and Lucas were actually getting married.
00:58:36So I was getting ready.
00:58:38Just in case.
00:58:50Well, I am.
00:58:52No, no, I am putting a stop to this.
00:58:53We're talking about real people with real feelings.
00:58:55So if they want to cancel, they can go ahead and cancel.
00:58:57But Lucas is on his way here right now, and we're gonna put a stop to this before someone gets hurt.
00:59:07One more refill?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:10Thanks.
00:59:12Am I too late?
00:59:13Please tell me I'm not too late.
00:59:14No, we're just about to get started. Are you ready?
00:59:16Yeah.
00:59:17But first, just hear me out.
00:59:18No, I don't want to hear you out, Pam.
00:59:19We already talked about this, remember?
00:59:21But we didn't talk about the call I just got from the publisher.
00:59:24They want to start booking you on talk shows.
00:59:27Whoa, Kate!
00:59:28That's huge!
00:59:29Really?
00:59:30Yes.
00:59:31Well, Kate, you're so close to having everything you ever wanted.
00:59:34What's another week?
00:59:37I always knew I liked you.
00:59:41Yes!
00:59:44Come on, you're killing me.
00:59:46What?
00:59:48Why do you walk so slow?
00:59:51I'm enjoying the scenery. You walk too fast.
00:59:54No, I don't.
00:59:55Don't you want to get where you're going?
00:59:57You know what?
00:59:59It's totally fine.
01:00:00We're not a real couple.
01:00:01So, it doesn't matter.
01:00:04What's that mean?
01:00:05It just means that we disagree on everything.
01:00:08I mean, we literally walk through life at completely different paces, so...
01:00:13You think that really matters in a relationship, if two people love each other?
01:00:18Uh, yes, I know that it does.
01:00:21That's my parents' boat.
01:00:23Oh, wow.
01:00:25It's really cute.
01:00:29I don't really like sailing, so...
01:00:31We don't have to take it out. It's just nice to sit.
01:00:34And, you know, take in the view.
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:36Come on.
01:00:38Uh...
01:00:41There you go.
01:00:42Okay.
01:00:44Nice.
01:00:45All right, we'll just go up right here.
01:00:48Hey!
01:00:51Kate!
01:00:56Okay.
01:00:57Okay.
01:01:00You sure you don't want to take it out?
01:01:01Yep.
01:01:02Get some fresh ocean air?
01:01:03No, no.
01:01:04I'm just going to hold this piece of wood right here for a second.
01:01:08I get seasick.
01:01:09Come on, it's smooth as silk out there.
01:01:16Seriously.
01:01:19I promise you, you're not going to get sick.
01:01:21Oh, my.
01:01:33There we go.
01:01:43There we go.
01:01:48You okay?
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:21Hey.
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:23How are you feeling?
01:02:24Better.
01:02:25Good.
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:27How long have you been staring at me?
01:02:30A while.
01:02:32Why?
01:02:34I've been trying to decide whether or not to tell you how much I want to kiss you.
01:02:41Well, why'd you decide?
01:02:53Who's that at this hour?
01:02:55Who's that at this hour?
01:03:07Kate here.
01:03:08Hey, who said you could come in?
01:03:10Kate!
01:03:11How'd you get my address, anyway?
01:03:13You can find anything on the internet, friend.
01:03:15And I'm not interested in the whole fiancé act.
01:03:17I'm here to speak to Kate, not you.
01:03:19Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you.
01:03:20I'll talk to him.
01:03:22Are you sure?
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:25It's okay.
01:03:27What's up?
01:03:29You wouldn't return my calls or emails, so I'm here in person.
01:03:32Well, you better hurry up.
01:03:33You don't want to leave your girlfriend waiting.
01:03:35I broke up with Stephanie.
01:03:37For good.
01:03:39Stephanie from the office?
01:03:41Stephanie, are you kidding me?
01:03:43It's over.
01:03:45Kate.
01:03:47I realize that I made a huge mistake leaving you.
01:03:49And then I see your blog.
01:03:51And I see how you're...
01:03:53You're celebrating our wedding with some other guy.
01:03:56And I...
01:03:58I realize that I still love you.
01:04:01And I want you back.
01:04:03Kate, you were right.
01:04:05We were perfect together.
01:04:07We liked the same things.
01:04:08We never fought.
01:04:10You said yourself, that's what makes a relationship last.
01:04:13I did say that.
01:04:16But I had us wrong.
01:04:18There were a lot of things wrong with our relationship.
01:04:22Just saying that.
01:04:25You were right, of course.
01:04:29We were never meant to be together.
01:04:35You couldn't have said that earlier?
01:04:40What?
01:04:41Maybe you should go.
01:04:42Yeah, maybe I should.
01:04:43You know what? I'm already...
01:04:44I'm already gone.
01:04:45Good, go check in on Stephanie.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52No, no, you know what? I'm sorry.
01:04:55I'm sorry.
01:04:56I can't do any of this.
01:04:58I, uh...
01:04:59Yes, hey.
01:05:00No, no, no.
01:05:01No, I can't. This whole thing was based on a lie.
01:05:03No.
01:05:04What we have is real. You know it. I know it.
01:05:07I need to take a step back and look at things objectively.
01:05:11And I think we both should do that.
01:05:14You're just afraid.
01:05:15You're just afraid.
01:05:17Because if we're together, then everything you've ever said about love is wrong.
01:05:22That's not true. I'm not afraid.
01:05:25I got my apartment.
01:05:27Power's back on.
01:05:29So I just need to go back there.
01:05:32I just have some things I need to do.
01:05:34You know, I have to do what I should have done.
01:05:37Weeks ago, I should have just told the truth.
01:05:41Apologize.
01:05:43And I really want to tell you the most out of anyone, but...
01:05:49I'm sorry.
01:05:50I'm really sorry I involved you in any of this.
01:06:08Hey, thanks for breakfast, Mom.
01:06:10You're sad. You get a happy face waffle, no matter how old you are.
01:06:16It says she's live streaming in an hour.
01:06:19What do you think she's going to say?
01:06:21I don't know, but I wish she would let me be there for her.
01:06:25Something she needs to do on her own, son.
01:06:32You rinsed your dish.
01:06:34You've never done that in your life.
01:06:36Yeah, it was a Kate thing, and we're living together.
01:06:38We had a deal. I did that.
01:06:40She wouldn't use 12 glasses a day.
01:06:42That really used to drive me insane.
01:06:45I didn't think I'd ever see that look in your eye again.
01:06:51No.
01:06:53Me either.
01:06:59That's right. That's right.
01:07:01Kate, wait!
01:07:02Sweetie, what are you doing here?
01:07:03I'm about to go public with the truth.
01:07:05We're live streaming.
01:07:06But I'm not ready to lose you.
01:07:08None of us are.
01:07:10Just wait right here, okay?
01:07:12We'll do this together, okay?
01:07:14It's okay.
01:07:15It's okay.
01:07:18Okay.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:21Three, two...
01:07:24Stop!
01:07:26Kate, why are you live streaming something without me knowing?
01:07:28What's going on?
01:07:29Kate, why are you live streaming something without me knowing?
01:07:31What's going on?
01:07:32She's telling the truth.
01:07:34What? Now you can't.
01:07:36You're just going to be throwing away everything that we've worked for.
01:07:38No, I need to do this.
01:07:41No, I can't allow you.
01:07:43Well, it's not your choice, Pam.
01:07:45Kate, you really need to rethink this.
01:07:47Because, seriously, this is not the right decision.
01:07:50I just want you to stay calm, okay?
01:07:52And either you can wait here or you can wait outside.
01:07:55It's your choice.
01:07:56You ready?
01:07:57I'm ready.
01:07:58Call me when it's time.
01:07:59Three, two, one.
01:08:01We're streaming live.
01:08:02Hi, everybody. It's Dr. Kate Lawrence, Ph.D.
01:08:04And today will be the most important blog of my life.
01:08:10I know you all have been following me and watching me plan my wedding to Lucas Wright.
01:08:16And I want you to know that I haven't been honest about some things.
01:08:23And I want to tell the truth.
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:08:27Wait.
01:08:28This is not good.
01:08:29You guys, we need to cut this stream.
01:08:31Why?
01:08:32Stephanie.
01:08:33What are you talking about?
01:08:34What's going on?
01:08:35Stephanie?
01:08:36Brian?
01:08:37Stephanie?
01:08:38Apparently a few minutes before you started streaming, she posted her own video exposing you and linked it to your site.
01:08:44Okay, this is already going viral.
01:08:46Just a little message for all of you waiting for your beloved Dr. Kate.
01:08:50She's conning you.
01:08:52She was dumped by Brian Pankhurst.
01:08:55On the day of their engagement party.
01:08:57And then she's been passing off some other guy as her fiancé.
01:09:01Everything she has said and done since that day is a lie.
01:09:05She's a complete fraud.
01:09:08Dr. Kate, just know.
01:09:14I'm so sorry.
01:09:16Wow.
01:09:18Just when I was going to tell the truth.
01:09:21Well, no one's going to believe you now.
01:09:25No, Kate.
01:09:26Wait, Kate.
01:09:28Kate.
01:09:30Forget.
01:09:32I have to find her.
01:09:39Kate.
01:09:40There you are.
01:09:41Oh, wow.
01:09:42I've been looking for you everywhere.
01:09:44Uh, you saw Stephanie's video.
01:09:47And everything that came after.
01:09:49I'm so sorry, Kate.
01:09:50Don't be sorry.
01:09:51It's not your fault.
01:09:53I just tried to do the right thing a little bit too late.
01:09:55And I've completely ruined my life.
01:09:59I do wish I could go back to the way things were.
01:10:07Except there's one problem.
01:10:08We can't go back.
01:10:11We're beyond that.
01:10:12We have something special, Kate.
01:10:14Oh, don't say that to me.
01:10:15Because that's not even true.
01:10:17See, this is actually a classic case of self-deception.
01:10:22You have pretended for so long that you love me
01:10:27that you're just starting to believe it, you know?
01:10:29You think I'm so weak I don't know my own heart?
01:10:31No, I don't think that.
01:10:32I just, I just think that, you know,
01:10:35if you just take a step back from us for a second
01:10:38and you will realize that this is just fantasy between us.
01:10:42You know, we would never make it in the real world together.
01:10:47Look, I know that's what you're afraid of.
01:10:49But you're wrong.
01:10:51We have something special.
01:10:53Please don't say that.
01:10:54I'm falling in love with you, Kate.
01:10:58Hey, hey, this isn't a reality show.
01:11:02You really need to go.
01:11:04Really, just please.
01:11:06He'll be happy that you did.
01:11:09You don't need to clean up my messes anymore.
01:11:11Fine, you know what?
01:11:12If you can't see what's right in front of you, I will go.
01:11:16I'm done trying to help you.
01:11:18Okay, well, you go ahead and go then.
01:11:20It's alright, because I know the only reason why you did this whole thing
01:11:23is because you feel bad about what you did to me in high school.
01:11:25You don't have a clue what happened.
01:11:27You have no...
01:11:31Just forget it. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
01:11:36Just forget the whole thing.
01:11:46I'm sorry.
01:11:51Oh, Kate.
01:11:53I appreciate a good wallow just as much as an ex-girl,
01:11:56but you might want to think about getting dressed.
01:11:58Maybe go outside.
01:12:00Why?
01:12:02So people can stare at me and make fun of me?
01:12:04No, thank you.
01:12:06Okay, so do you want me to go to the store for you one more time?
01:12:09Oh, can you do me a favor?
01:12:11Can you just stop at Lucas' house and get my stuff for me?
01:12:14Seriously?
01:12:16Kate, you're miserable.
01:12:17Why don't you just go talk to him?
01:12:19No, I can't. I wasn't very nice to him.
01:12:21Trust me, it's not a good idea.
01:12:23Okay, I'll go.
01:12:25Love you.
01:12:27Do you ever knock?
01:12:28Kate, we need to talk.
01:12:30Not now.
01:12:31You have been not knowing me for over two weeks.
01:12:33I just feel like being alone.
01:12:35Don't worry, you are.
01:12:36You've lost almost all the advertisers on your blog,
01:12:38and the publisher wants to cancel the contract based on the bad faith clause.
01:12:42Which means what?
01:12:43Which means that the contract is null and void
01:12:46representing yourself at the time in which you signed it.
01:12:49So I've lost everything?
01:12:52That's right. Congratulations.
01:12:54Why are you smiling?
01:12:56Because I feel like this means I don't need an agent, right?
01:13:00So I could just fire you?
01:13:02What are you saying?
01:13:04That you're fired.
01:13:09Oh no.
01:13:10You mean I won't make 15% commission of zero?
01:13:16No.
01:13:37Oh, I'm sorry if I'm imposing.
01:13:39It's just that I know that today was the wedding day,
01:13:43I just wanted to see if you're okay.
01:13:53I had just thought that you didn't like me.
01:13:57I could never hate the woman that my son has fallen in love with.
01:14:01Oh, he doesn't feel that way about me.
01:14:04We had a fight.
01:14:06Oh, fight, schmite.
01:14:08That's what couples do.
01:14:13Well, not if they want to be happy.
01:14:17Kate, do you really believe that the absence of conflict in a relationship is what makes it work?
01:14:23Yes, I absolutely do.
01:14:25I based my whole life's work on that concept.
01:14:28I believe it is my job in the world
01:14:31to keep people from getting in a bad relationship to begin with.
01:14:35You know, so they don't end up in a bad marriage like my parents.
01:14:39Oh, I take it they weren't happy.
01:14:41No, they used to fight over every little thing
01:14:46and then, you know, all those little things add up
01:14:49and all they were left with in the end was just bitterness and resentment.
01:14:55Anyway, it's just Lucas and I are so different.
01:14:58There's no way we could ever really know if it was going to work out between us.
01:15:03Well, you don't know.
01:15:06That's love.
01:15:07I mean, it's the ultimate leap of faith.
01:15:10When it's scary, yes.
01:15:12But when it's right and when you love someone enough,
01:15:17well, I mean, then all those little things, they just go away.
01:15:25You know, Roy and I have had our differences, you know,
01:15:29but that's why it makes it so fun.
01:15:32Imagine how dull it would be if we were all exactly alike.
01:15:36Yeah.
01:15:41So...
01:15:45I haven't really had a talk like this in a very long time, like a...
01:15:51Mother-daughter talk?
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:57I would like to fix this, but it's not going to work.
01:16:00It's too late for us.
01:16:02It's not too late.
01:16:04Go talk to him.
01:16:05Tell him how you feel.
01:16:07I don't know how I feel.
01:16:08Oh, yes, you do.
01:16:10I do?
01:16:13Well, you should have seen the look on his face after our fight.
01:16:17He doesn't want to see me again.
01:16:23I have been texting you all morning.
01:16:26Have you seen this? It was amazing.
01:16:27Bye, Susan.
01:16:28Say what?
01:16:29Look.
01:16:31What is this?
01:16:32I honestly don't know.
01:16:35Hey, I...
01:16:40I just want to say to all the women out there
01:16:42who trusted Dr. Kate for all these years
01:16:45and who are angry at her now,
01:16:48don't punish her for this.
01:16:50It was my idea.
01:16:52The whole thing.
01:16:55Kate, I've never told you this before,
01:16:57but I'm sorry.
01:17:01Kate, I've never told you this before,
01:17:03but that night I was supposed to come over and watch the movie.
01:17:08I didn't bring my friends
01:17:09because I didn't want to be alone with you.
01:17:11It was because I had such a huge crush on you,
01:17:14I just freaked out.
01:17:15What?
01:17:16I was so terrified of being humiliated,
01:17:18I just, I chickened out.
01:17:20And then those jerks broke that glass, Hummingbird.
01:17:23I had no idea it was your mom's.
01:17:27But I understand now
01:17:28why you looked at me the way you did.
01:17:31And in that moment,
01:17:32I knew I was never going to get a second chance.
01:17:37But then all of a sudden, 20 years later, I did.
01:17:43Stepping in to be your fiancé
01:17:44was the easiest decision I've ever made.
01:17:50I love you, Kate.
01:17:52What?
01:17:55What?
01:17:57I always have and I always will.
01:18:02And to everyone else out there,
01:18:05please be nice.
01:18:07Right.
01:18:08She was just trying to help.
01:18:09The internet people are brutal.
01:18:13Okay, I guess that's it.
01:18:16Did you know about this?
01:18:18No, I didn't, but I think it's wonderful.
01:18:21I think it's wonderful.
01:18:23Wait a minute, what time did he post this?
01:18:25Um, four hours ago.
01:18:28So I haven't answered.
01:18:30Now he thinks that I don't love him.
01:18:32Oh, so you do love him.
01:18:34Of course I do.
01:18:36What should I do?
01:18:37Go, go.
01:18:38In my jacket?
01:18:39Kate, go.
01:18:40In my jacket.
01:18:41Where are your keys?
01:18:42My keys are in my jacket.
01:18:43No.
01:18:44Get out.
01:18:47It's been hours since I posted that video.
01:18:49Maybe she doesn't love me.
01:18:50Maybe I got it wrong.
01:18:51Or she hasn't even seen the video yet.
01:18:53Of course she has.
01:18:54She's always online.
01:18:57Why did I put myself out there again?
01:18:59And on the wedding day, what was I thinking?
01:19:01You weren't thinking.
01:19:02That's love.
01:19:03I just have to face facts.
01:19:05I blew it.
01:19:06Again.
01:19:07Lucas, just wait a few minutes.
01:19:08Don't give up.
01:19:11Oh, come on.
01:19:13Come on, Mom.
01:19:14This way.
01:19:17Hey, come here.
01:19:19You checked his house?
01:19:20Yes, he's not there.
01:19:22Well, why are you here?
01:19:24You didn't find him?
01:19:25No, and I thought for sure he'd be here.
01:19:27You're looking for Lucas?
01:19:28Yes.
01:19:29Yes!
01:19:30Well, I don't know where he went.
01:19:31Well, did you call his cell phone?
01:19:32Well, his cell phone's right there on the table next to the sculpture.
01:19:47What is this?
01:19:49It's one of his side projects.
01:19:52He's been working on it night and day.
01:19:57It was for her.
01:19:59It was for you.
01:20:04And I think he might love me.
01:20:11I love you.
01:20:13I love you.
01:20:16I think I know where he is.
01:20:32Where did these come from?
01:20:35California.
01:20:37Yeah.
01:20:43I ordered them that day we were at the flower shop.
01:20:46I wanted you to have them in case we actually decided to get married.
01:20:52Spur of the moment.
01:20:55Stupid idea.
01:20:57You wouldn't cancel the order and I knew they'd be here.
01:20:59I guess I wanted to see them.
01:21:01But I didn't expect to see you here.
01:21:05I saw your video.
01:21:09If you don't feel the same way, I understand.
01:21:12I hope I didn't embarrass you.
01:21:14You didn't.
01:21:20I love you.
01:21:28You love me.
01:21:35It turned off my phone.
01:21:37Your phone was turned off?
01:21:39That's impossible.
01:21:41I wanted to hide from the world today.
01:21:44Wedding day.
01:21:45Our fake wedding day.
01:21:49What do you say we make it real?
01:21:53Dr. Kate Lawrence, will you marry me?
01:21:58Today?
01:21:59Today.
01:22:00Yes.
01:22:05I saw the honeymoon burn.
01:22:07It's not glass like your mom's.
01:22:09It was perfect.
01:22:34I love you.
01:22:35I love you too.