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00:00Chacha Haakam, come out for a moment.
00:20Assalam-o-Alaikum.
00:23How are you?
00:26I am fine.
00:28My name is Rana-e-Jahaz.
00:30Okay.
00:31I am a matchmaker for girls.
00:34Okay.
00:35Your cousin, Mr. Mudassar, told me about your daughter.
00:42So, I came here.
00:45I told him that it's not a big deal.
00:47It's my job.
00:48I will do anything for my daughter.
00:52Your daughter's marriage?
00:53Yes.
00:55Come in.
00:56Let's sit and talk.
00:57Okay.
01:00Come in.
01:04Are you coughing?
01:06No, I am not coughing.
01:08When you come to someone's house...
01:12Yes.
01:13The meaning of Khangan is...
01:16Yes.
01:17If a girl is not wearing a dupatta...
01:20Yes.
01:21If she finds out that a man is coming, she will get scared.
01:25Yes, you are right.
01:27Everyone should know that...
01:31Yes.
01:32When you come to someone's house, it's called Khangura Marna.
01:35Yes, you are right.
01:37If someone comes to your house, you should beat him.
01:40Yes, you are right.
01:41This way, you can find out if it's a family member.
01:45Yes, if it's a family member.
01:47Yes, you are right.
01:48It's a pleasure to have you here.
01:50Son, get me something to eat.
01:55No, no.
01:56I will eat and then come to you.
01:59Okay, son.
02:01Forget it.
02:03No, no.
02:04If you are so stubborn, then get me tea.
02:08I am not stubborn.
02:11Son, get me two cups of tea.
02:15My son, Mudassar, is a very old man.
02:19He shared his sorrows with me.
02:22He said that his uncle's daughters are always worried.
02:26I said, what's the problem?
02:28I said, I don't have anyone to talk to.
02:31I have had enough of men.
02:35You will have one too.
02:37Look, it's a matter of daughters.
02:42A man should talk openly.
02:46I have a daughter.
02:48She is very dear to me.
02:50She is already married.
02:53What are you saying?
02:54There is no such thing as a single marriage.
02:57No, not a single marriage.
02:59She has already had six marriages.
03:04Six marriages?
03:06But the sad thing is that
03:08she got married to so many men.
03:11But she got divorced.
03:13Divorced?
03:15Some people get married on the 2nd, some on the 4th,
03:19some on the 10th, but no one gets married.
03:21Everyone gets divorced.
03:23Listen to me.
03:25My daughter is still single.
03:28Six marriages ago,
03:33on the 7th.
03:38There is no such thing.
03:39There is no such thing.
03:40Okay.
03:41The girl you have,
03:43she can destroy herself as much as she wants.
03:45What?
03:46I mean, she can be cruel as much as she wants.
03:50But I have to do my job.
03:52Yes.
03:53When I am here, she won't feel the absence of a man.
03:57What?
03:58I mean, when I am here,
04:00how will you do it on the 7th?
04:01Me.
04:02Okay.
04:03Because this is my job.
04:06Right.
04:07You don't worry.
04:08Really?
04:09Yes.
04:10She can destroy herself as much as she wants.
04:12I and her husband,
04:15will break this relationship.
04:17Thank you very much.
04:18Yes.
04:19You are right.
04:20Yes.
04:21God bless you.
04:22Hello.
04:23Hello.
04:24Is she your wife?
04:25No.
04:26Yes.
04:27She is my daughter.
04:28The one I want to marry.
04:30The one who ruined half a dozen men.
04:33What are you saying, Mr. Rana?
04:35Okay.
04:36Sit.
04:37I have called Mr. Rana.
04:38Yes.
04:39It's not the work of a single man.
04:40What do you mean?
04:41I mean, I was her partner.
04:44We will find a boy for her.
04:45Thank you very much.
04:47Yes.
04:48Yes.
04:49We were friends.
04:50Friends.
04:51Friends.
04:52Friends.
04:53The girl's…
04:54I mean,
04:55how old is the girl?
04:58The girl is 19 years old.
05:02Hmm.
05:04Tell me,
05:05when did she commit the last murder?
05:08Murder?
05:09What do you mean?
05:12I mean,
05:13when did the last victim die?
05:16Two years ago.
05:18Girl, what is your name?
05:20Poli.
05:21Six people installed it,
05:23and immediately deleted it,
05:25and now Poli.
05:27Tell me,
05:29are you here to fix our marriage,
05:31or are you here to investigate in the police station?
05:33There is nothing to get angry about.
05:36I am just telling you.
05:38Actually,
05:39Yes.
05:40Whatever has happened,
05:41Yes.
05:42I am going to get your daughter married.
05:46I have a lot of experience in this.
05:48First, six people died.
05:50Yes.
05:51Don't let the seventh one die.
05:53He won't die now.
05:54Listen to me,
05:55don't get involved in this.
05:57If the seventh one doesn't come,
05:59then put me in jail.
06:01What are you saying?
06:03This is not going to work.
06:05If it doesn't work,
06:06give me a condition.
06:07Condition?
06:08Yes.
06:09Give me.
06:10Give me Rs. 5000.
06:11Rs. 5000?
06:12Yes.
06:13How much will you give me if I lose?
06:14Listen to me,
06:15if the seventh one doesn't come,
06:18Yes.
06:19then give me Rs. 5000.
06:21Okay.
06:22If you break your promise,
06:24I will give you Rs. 10,000.
06:25Okay.
06:26Here you go.
06:27Take it.
06:28One, two, three, four, five.
06:31Now, be sure about this.
06:33I won't give you Rs. 5,000.
06:36Why?
06:37He will come as a servant.
06:39I won't let him die.
06:40Really?
06:41Yes.
06:42There is no shortage of Nash's in this world.
06:44Okay.
06:45If your daughter is Nash,
06:47then I am also a big Nash in this world.
06:51What are you saying?
06:52Here you go.
06:53I will give you Rs. 5000.
06:55Okay.
06:56Yes.
06:57This is God's will.
06:58Yes.
06:59Just pray for me.
07:01God will bless you.
07:02Yes.
07:03Here you go.
07:05Listen to me.
07:08Listen to me.
07:10You are in this business.
07:12Don't do this.
07:13Even the seventh one will die.
07:15I have been running factories for 20 years.
07:19Don't worry.
07:21This is not for you.
07:22Leave it.
07:23What if it happens?
07:25Forget it.
07:26Forget it.
07:27It's done.
07:28Did you bet?
07:29No.
07:30I won't do anything else.
07:32You bet on Rs. 5,000.
07:34Wait and watch.
07:35Wait and watch.
07:36Take Rs. 5,000.
07:37I will give you Rs. 5,000.
07:40It won't work.
07:42It will work.
07:44Take Rs. 5,000.
07:45Again?
07:46If you lose Rs. 7,000,
07:51you won't get Rs. 5,000 back.
07:55What do you mean?
07:56If you lose Rs. 5,000,
07:58you won't get Rs. 5,000 back.
08:02I will give you Rs. 10,000.
08:03Okay.
08:04We will see.
08:05Okay, uncle.
08:13It's been three days.
08:15You are looking at me,
08:17and I am looking at you.
08:19I think you have lost your patience.
08:21I am your father's granddaughter.
08:23Greetings.
08:24Greetings.
08:25I want to meet Durmat.
08:27You want to meet Durmat?
08:28Yes.
08:29Is he a good person?
08:31No.
08:32He is a bad person.
08:34Is he from the village?
08:35Yes.
08:36Bad person.
08:37Is he fat?
08:38Yes, he is fat.
08:40Durmat Nash.
08:41Call him Nash.
08:42People know him from Durmat.
08:43People know him from Nash.
08:45What do you mean by Nash?
08:46Nash is a bad person.
08:48I have heard that he is married.
08:51Oh, the old ladies die.
08:53Yes, yes.
08:54He got married two months ago.
08:56His wife died six months ago.
08:58I want to meet him.
08:59You want to meet him?
09:00Yes.
09:01You go to the Gujran's den.
09:03Okay.
09:04You will find him there.
09:05Okay.
09:06You will see him there.
09:07Okay.
09:08What do you want?
09:09I want to get married.
09:11To whom?
09:12To Durmat.
09:14Why do you want to get married to Durmat?
09:16What?
09:17He killed six women.
09:19He won't kill them now.
09:20What do you mean?
09:21I want to get married.
09:23I won't die now.
09:24You don't want to get married.
09:26You will die.
09:27I won't die.
09:28Don't worry.
09:29I said, you will die.
09:30Take a bet.
09:31On what?
09:32Take a bet of Rs. 5000.
09:33Okay.
09:34You have to give me Rs. 5000.
09:35Okay.
09:36If the old lady dies, kill her.
09:37Okay.
09:38I will give you Rs. 10,000.
09:39If she doesn't die, you will lose Rs. 5000.
09:41Take Rs. 5000.
09:42I said, you have to give me Rs. 10,000.
09:43Take Rs. 5000.
09:44I will give you.
09:45Take Rs. 5000.
09:46Hold this.
09:47Count the money.
09:481, 2, 3, 4, 5.
09:51Here is your Rs. 5000.
09:53Okay.
09:54Okay?
09:55Now we will talk about the bet.
09:57I will see the bet.
09:59You are here and so are we.
10:00That's it.
10:01Give it to Durmat.
10:02Yes.
10:03Drink some water.
10:05You are very smart, Prabha.
10:08It's okay.
10:09He also wants to drink from here.
10:10He is very greedy.
10:13He is greedy.
10:14He can drink as much as he wants.
10:16Do whatever you want.
10:17People like you come here a lot.
10:19Now you have to run around.
10:22I don't know where he is.
10:23Rs. 15,000.
10:24I don't know where he is.
10:26Look at him.
10:27I don't know what he is doing.
10:29Rs. 15,000.
10:30I don't know where he is.
10:32Greetings.
10:35Greetings.
10:36Yes, brother.
10:37I want to meet Durmat.
10:38You want to meet Durmat?
10:43Where is Durmat?
10:44Durmat is here.
10:45Durmat is here.
10:46Tell me more.
10:47Thank God.
10:49Where is Durmat?
10:50He is sitting there.
10:52I am Durmat.
10:53Okay.
10:54You look like him.
10:55What do you mean?
10:56You look like Durmat.
10:59My friends at school made fun of me.
11:02So they made fun of me.
11:04You tell me.
11:05Is everything okay?
11:06Durmat, I have come to know that
11:08you beat up six old ladies.
11:11What do you mean?
11:12Brother, I didn't beat them up.
11:15I married them because
11:17I didn't want them to die.
11:19I have tried this six times.
11:21I have experienced it.
11:22They didn't survive.
11:23I don't know what kind of relationships
11:25you have.
11:26You beat them up.
11:27I don't want to live.
11:29I will get married.
11:30Now I will get you married.
11:32Then I will see how it goes with you.
11:34Brother, I don't want to get married.
11:36I don't want anyone's daughter to die.
11:38I don't want anyone's daughter to die.
11:39I don't want anyone's daughter to die.
11:41Nothing will happen.
11:42Then go away.
11:44No, I will get you married.
11:46I will get you married in such a way
11:49that you will know
11:51that you will be safe.
11:53You will know
11:55that you will be safe.
11:58What if I don't get married?
11:59You will get married.
12:00I don't have any condition.
12:01If I don't get married,
12:02I will have to think twice
12:03before talking to you.
12:04This won't work.
12:05You do this.
12:06Give me Rs. 5000.
12:07Show me the table.
12:08Show you the table?
12:09Do you play billiards?
12:10Billiards?
12:11This won't work.
12:12It will work.
12:13Give me Rs. 5000.
12:14Really?
12:15Yes.
12:16Here you go.
12:17You will see how you get married.
12:18You will know.
12:19You are giving me Rs. 5000
12:21from yesterday's sacks of money.
12:22Then I will have to stay hungry.
12:24No, you don't have to stay hungry.
12:26This is Rs. 5000.
12:27This Rs. 5000 is for me.
12:28Okay.
12:29Now my condition is
12:31that if your wife dies,
12:34Okay.
12:35I will add Rs. 5000
12:36to this Rs. 5000
12:37and give it back to you.
12:38Give it back.
12:39If she doesn't die,
12:40then this Rs. 5000 will be mine.
12:41Okay, it's final.
12:42Keep your word.
12:44Dharmendra,
12:45you may be a Dhanash,
12:47but there are many Dhanash's
12:48in this world.
12:50Dhanash?
12:51Yes.
12:52Don't worry.
12:53Now I am going to talk
12:54to my wife
12:55on the spot.
12:56Okay.
12:57This is my wife
12:58and this is her husband.
13:00With her father.
13:03Okay?
13:05Here you go.
13:10Congratulations.
13:13I spoke to her
13:14two hours ago.
13:16We have found a match
13:17after two hours.
13:19All you have to do
13:20is tell her
13:21when we will come to your house.
13:23Yes.
13:25We will come.
13:27At 10 am.
13:29We will be with you
13:30at 10 am.
13:31The boy will take a bath.
13:33The girl will take care of the boy.
13:34The boy
13:35will take care of the girl.
13:37We will come.
13:39Brother,
13:40will you really get me married?
13:42I will get you married.
13:45I will also get you divorced.
13:47I will also get you buried.
13:49Do you understand?
13:51I will do
13:52all the chores
13:53of your life.
13:54Don't worry.
13:55At 10 am.
13:56Okay.
13:57Dress up nicely.
13:58Don't worry.
13:59Yes.
14:00Keep your mouth shut.
14:01I will keep my mouth shut.
14:03Let's check this water.
14:04I will check
14:05the other 5-6 places.
14:07May God bless you.
14:08Where is the boy?
14:09I will go and get ready
14:10for the wedding.
14:14Bholi.
14:16My son has done
14:17all the chores at home.
14:18Yes.
14:19And the girl
14:20will make tea.
14:21Okay.
14:22She is in the kitchen.
14:23Didn't she come yesterday
14:24to fix the marriage?
14:25Yes.
14:26She is coming today.
14:27She is also coming
14:28with her.
14:29I think
14:30it's not the right time.
14:32What do you mean?
14:33My son.
14:34You know your wife.
14:36How can she come here
14:37with you
14:38and ruin your life?
14:40Dad.
14:41My wife died
14:42at the age of 6.
14:43It's not my fault.
14:45I don't want to
14:46ruin her life.
14:47I will do
14:48all the chores.
14:49That's it.
14:50You can't do
14:51all the chores.
14:53What are you going to do?
14:55Dad.
14:56I will do all the chores
14:57after 2-3 years.
14:58Do it.
14:59I don't have money.
15:00Do it yourself.
15:01Do it.
15:02Where are you going?
15:03There is a dog inside.
15:05If there is a dog outside
15:06it won't stay inside.
15:07What do you mean?
15:08Am I a dog?
15:12Speak slowly.
15:14I think
15:15they are here.
15:21They are coming.
15:24Come.
15:25Come.
15:26In the name of God.
15:27The guests are here.
15:28In the name of God.
15:29Come.
15:30Sit here.
15:31Sit here.
15:32Greetings, mother.
15:33What mother?
15:34Are you a kid?
15:36Why are you calling me mother?
15:38What does your face look like?
15:40You have big nostrils.
15:41You have big mouth.
15:42In your family
15:43there are many uncles.
15:44There are many uncles.
15:45There are many uncles.
15:46I am your first uncle.
15:47I am your grandmother.
15:48I am your grandmother.
15:49I am your grandmother.
15:50Listen to me.
15:51How dare you?
15:52What did I say?
15:53You are a fool.
15:54How dare you
15:55call me mother?
15:56Listen to me.
15:57I am not a kid.
15:58I am a woman.
15:59I am a woman.
16:00What did you do?
16:01What did I do?
16:02What did you say?
16:03What did he do?
16:04What did you do?
16:05What did he do?
16:06No, son.
16:07No, no, no.
16:08He made a mistake.
16:09He assumed that
16:10he was the least worthy son
16:11of the house.
16:12He doesn't know.
16:13Listen to me.
16:14This will be your family.
16:15Yes, exactly.
16:16The day when you get married.
16:17Yes.
16:18And this man
16:20will give you
16:21what we call an uncle.
16:23Hello.
16:24You had me confused there.
16:26No son, we had you in our house.
16:27No son, we had you in our house.
16:28Listen to me.
16:29Do you want me to sit at home and have tea with you?
16:31Oh no, you sit here, I'll be back in a minute.
16:34Abba ji!
16:34Sit, sit, sit.
16:35Abba ji, one more cake, I'll be back in a minute.
16:37Oh no, son, what are you saying?
16:39You sit, son.
16:40Abba ji, I'll be back in a minute.
16:42Calm down, son.
16:43He's busy right now.
16:44No, I'll be back in a minute.
16:45No, no, no, my son.
16:47Sit, sit, sit.
16:48I'll be back in a minute.
16:49You sit here.
16:50Listen to me.
16:51Yes.
16:52I'm upset with you.
16:53I know, son, listen to me.
16:54Yes.
16:55I've come to make tea for you.
16:56Yes.
16:57I'll make tea for you.
16:58I'll make tea for you.
16:59I've come to make tea for you.
17:00I've come to make tea for you.
17:01I don't want tea.
17:02I'll get poison.
17:03I've come to get poison.
17:04No son, I didn't say that.
17:05I'll make tea for you.
17:06Don't be angry about this.
17:07No, no.
17:08He didn't know.
17:09Yes, yes.
17:10It's nothing like that.
17:11The girl needs some time.
17:12Yes, yes, yes.
17:13I can understand.
17:14The situations and incidents make me angry.
17:15But you just see one thing.
17:16See the kind of proposal the queen has arranged for us.
17:17The girl and the boy just came in front of each other.
17:18The stars just collided with each other.
17:19Rani Ijaz has got such a great proposal that a girl and a boy have come in front of each other
17:25and today the stars have collided.
17:27Mr. Rana, by the way, I didn't expect you to come back.
17:33Why wouldn't I come back?
17:35I didn't run away from you.
17:38I wanted to get you married.
17:39Look at this, I have brought such a big proposal for you.
17:42Okay, okay, okay.
17:43Is this the boy?
17:45Mashallah, mashallah.
17:47What does this boy do?
17:48No, no, he doesn't do anything.
17:51He just runs away.
17:54Who runs away?
17:56The way our daughter Rani has done the Yaban Kapipa of six men,
18:01similarly, he too has done the Yaban Kapipa of six old women.
18:06Enough, enough, enough.
18:07I understood.
18:08He too has done the Yaban Kapipa of six old women.
18:12Mr. Rana, I think this boy is worse than my daughter.
18:19You don't have to worry.
18:21Your daughter has done the Yaban Kapipa of six men.
18:23He too has done the Yaban Kapipa of six old women.
18:25Both the teams are in the final.
18:27You just have to see that before the World Cup,
18:30this final will be decided.
18:34Don't worry, Allah will do good.
18:36I am telling you, brother-in-law is coming.
18:42World Cup Final
18:45World Cup Final
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19:00World Cup Final
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19:20Where have I come?
19:22Girl!
19:24Your uncle is coming.
19:25I have got the lemon for you,
19:27but the tea is still being made.
19:32Sure, sure, son.
19:39Salaam, Mamu.
19:49Mashallah.
19:51Are you the daughter's uncle?
19:53Yes, yes.
19:55What is your occupation?
19:57I am a fisherman.
19:59Oh, fisherman.
20:01You mean you catch fish.
20:03Either you see me in the boat
20:05or you see me in the net.
20:07Oh, I see.
20:09You mean you go under the sea.
20:13What can I do under the sea?
20:15I am a titan.
20:17I am a government officer.
20:21I have a salary of Rs. 10,000.
20:23If you don't believe me,
20:25then go outside and see my Chinese cycle.
20:27It is shining.
20:29Then you will understand.
20:31Mr. Rana, she is not our daughter.
20:33She is her uncle.
20:35The family doesn't move without her.
20:37And the flies will come.
20:39That's true.
20:41But,
20:43don't feel bad.
20:45I have never seen a fly
20:47as an officer.
20:49I am leaving now.
20:51I will teach you a lesson.
20:53Why are you so angry?
20:55He has brought a proposal
20:57for his daughter.
20:59Mr. Rana is the one who
21:01gets proposals.
21:03He wants to become a priest.
21:05His name is Durmat.
21:07What?
21:09Durmat?
21:11Do you want to give him a daughter
21:13or beat him up?
21:15What is your uncle's name?
21:17Two.
21:19He is very stingy.
21:21There are not just two.
21:23There are five forts in one.
21:25And he doesn't build a single fort.
21:27Okay.
21:29Five forts.
21:31No.
21:33Just a few tractors and trolleys.
21:35Oh, no.
21:37It's not like that.
21:39Tell me.
21:41Was he married before?
21:43No.
21:45He got married six times.
21:47He has killed six women.
21:49My niece is so cruel.
21:51I have sent your niece to Durmat.
21:53Durmat?
21:55Listen to me.
21:57I won't let this happen.
21:59You are my brother.
22:01Listen to me.
22:03I won't let this happen.
22:05Don't be so stubborn.
22:07Don't be so stubborn.
22:09Uncle, use your brain.
22:11Six people died before the girl.
22:13Do you want to spend the rest of your life like this?
22:15That's what I am telling you.
22:17Just to get your commission
22:19in Pune,
22:21you want to send a girl
22:23to someone's house?
22:25Take a guarantee of this.
22:27The boy has killed six women.
22:29The girl has killed six men.
22:31Now, they will get along
22:33very well. Don't worry.
22:35The boy has also killed six women?
22:37Yes.
22:39Use your brain.
22:41Why do you want to kill someone?
22:43Nothing will happen.
22:45Why?
22:47Six people have died.
22:49This is going to happen.
22:51I don't believe this.
22:53Take a bet.
22:55You will give me Rs. 5000.
22:57You are a government officer.
22:59If
23:01the girl's husband kills her,
23:03I will give you Rs. 10,000.
23:05Okay.
23:07If he doesn't kill her,
23:09I will give you Rs. 5000.
23:11Take it.
23:13You are a government officer.
23:17Take it.
23:19I have Rs. 5000.
23:21You won't get Rs. 10,000.
23:23You won't get Rs. 10,000.
23:25This relationship is going to end.
23:27If it doesn't end,
23:29I will find you and give you Rs. 10,000.
23:31I will give you.
23:33I will find you.
23:35If you try to hide in the dark,
23:37I will find you at night.
23:39Remember this.
23:41Hello.
23:43The girl has killed six people.
23:45You have killed
23:47six women.
23:49Don't worry.
23:51I was emotional.
23:53Please forgive me.
23:55Please accept it.
23:57Everything is clear now.
23:59Now,
24:01the boy's belongings
24:03are ready.
24:05Now, tell me about the girl.
24:07The girl's belongings are also ready.
24:09They are in the room.
24:11You can take them out.
24:13Now, just tell me.
24:15When will we come?
24:17Tell me.
24:19You tell me.
24:21The wedding?
24:23Yes.
24:25Friday.
24:27Friday.
24:29Friday.
24:31You can come on Friday.
24:33Listen to me.
24:35You can't come on Friday.
24:37I have some respect in the village.
24:39You should come on Saturday.
24:41If you don't come on Friday,
24:43you will know
24:45who is the man.
24:47Okay.
24:49Congratulations.
24:51Congratulations to you too.
24:53Don't come on Friday.
24:55Come today.
24:57Okay.
24:59Makhi,
25:01congratulations.
25:03Congratulations to you too.
25:17Congratulations to you too.
25:25Congratulations to you too.
25:31Congratulations to you too.
25:33Wasn't he late?
25:35We spoke to him today.
25:37On the way.
25:39People
25:41don't return
25:43from the path they have chosen.
25:47What do you mean by that?
25:49I mean to say that,
25:51the work that a person does,
25:53he does it to the best of his ability.
25:55By the way,
25:57what does the boy do?
25:59He has done six.
26:01What has he done?
26:03Committees.
26:05Does the boy work in committees?
26:07Yes, yes. The boy is a landlord.
26:09Okay.
26:11He sits on his tractor.
26:13Oh, committees. He is just a kid.
26:15He is a landlord.
26:17Oh.
26:19Were you talking about a committee?
26:21Yes, this is the seventh committee.
26:23The one that is going to die.
26:27People have committees,
26:29and they die.
26:31The committee that comes here,
26:33dies.
26:35By God's grace,
26:37the boy should not have taken the committee.
26:39No, maybe the Aswari committee should run.
26:41Okay.
26:43Hmm.
27:13Hmm.
27:43Hmm.
28:13Sit down.
28:15Come here.
28:17Sit down.
28:19Come here.
28:21Sit down.
28:23Sit down.
28:25Bismillah.
28:27Yes, yes.
28:29Mashallah.
28:33Maulvi sahib,
28:35I think we should start painting now.
28:37Yes, I think so too.
28:39Maulvi sahib,
28:41listen to me.
28:43Come to the side.
28:45Just a minute.
28:47No problem.
28:49Sorry for the inconvenience.
28:51No problem.
28:53Okay.
28:57Where are you going
28:59after teaching here?
29:01I am going to the mosque.
29:03Two things.
29:05One is
29:07the funeral of the girl.
29:09The girl's funeral.
29:11Yes, yes.
29:13The boy's name,
29:15his father's name,
29:17everything is written.
29:19After this marriage,
29:21tomorrow or the day after,
29:23I will tell you
29:25to announce the girl's death
29:27or the boy's death.
29:29The girl's marriage
29:31is the funeral of that girl.
29:33Yes, yes.
29:35The boy's funeral
29:37is the girl's death.
29:39Yes, yes.
29:41I will slap you
29:43on your face.
29:47You are new in the society.
29:49One person has not died yet.
29:51Why will I announce the girl's death?
29:53Both of them are going to die.
29:59He is still alive.
30:01Maulvi sahib,
30:03the boy who is going to get married,
30:05has already killed
30:07six women.
30:13The girl
30:15has killed
30:17six people.
30:19That means,
30:21that means,
30:23the girl
30:25and the boy
30:27will get married for the seventh time.
30:29What?
30:31That means,
30:33the girl and the boy
30:35will get married for the seventh time.
30:37Oh, God.
30:39Maulvi sahib,
30:41none of them will survive.
30:43You are a bad person.
30:45Whatever happened with them,
30:47has happened.
30:49It is not necessary that
30:51it will happen again.
30:53It will happen.
30:55It won't happen like this.
30:57It won't happen like this.
30:59If the girl or the boy
31:01doesn't die,
31:03then I will give you back
31:05five thousand rupees.
31:07Give me five thousand rupees.
31:09Did you take the condition?
31:11It is haram to take conditions,
31:13but once I brought it from India.
31:15I got it.
31:17I won't give it back to you.
31:19Both of them
31:21will die.
31:23If they die,
31:25will you give me five thousand rupees?
31:27Hide it in my room.
31:29I don't want to talk about anything.
31:31Okay?
31:33A person who has earned
31:35the right of Halal should always
31:37have food.
31:39It is permissible to
31:41discuss about this.
31:43In the name of God.
31:45Start the marriage.
31:47I don't want to get the boy married.
31:49Call the girl first.
31:51Bring the girl.
31:53Bring the girl.
31:55I will bring her.
31:57I will bring her.
31:59In the name of God.
32:01In the name of God.
32:03Bring the boy.
32:05In the name of God.
32:07Come here.
32:09Come here.
32:11Come here.
32:13Come here.
32:15Sit here.
32:17Okay.
32:19Keep it safe.
32:21In the name of God.
32:23In the name of God.
32:25In the name of God.
32:27In the name of God.
32:29Start the marriage.
32:31In the name of God.
32:33In the name of God.
32:35In the name of God.
32:37In the name of God.
32:39Wait a minute.
32:41Before starting the marriage,
32:43listen to my condition.
32:45After this marriage,
32:47will you take the boy and girl
32:49to America for their honeymoon?
32:51America?
32:53I will go to America.
32:55But it will take weeks
32:57for the girl's body to reach there.
32:59It is possible that
33:01the boy will be yours
33:03and you will get married to him.
33:05Uncle, it is also possible
33:07that the snake will fight with the snake
33:09and both of them will die.
33:11Why should you worry?
33:13Why are you worried?
33:15Let the marriage happen.
33:17I am worried.
33:19I think I will die before 5000.
33:215000 is not a big deal.
33:23I mean, something will happen.
33:25That is what I meant.
33:27Bachole, you know
33:29about the marriage.
33:31The boy you brought
33:33is still missing.
33:35He has brought the boy.
33:37Okay.
33:39There are 12-14 graves
33:41that you can bury.
33:45Bachole, remember
33:47that on the day of Maklava,
33:49we will not perform the ritual of burying the body
33:51but the ritual of burying the dead body.
33:53Uncle, leave him.
33:55Start the marriage.
33:57If you stop your nonsense,
33:59I will not do anything.
34:01Bachole, you think
34:03my daughter will not get married?
34:05Brother-in-law, I don't leave my dogs at the wedding.
34:07I have to think about my sister.
34:09Am I right, Uncle?
34:11Of course.
34:13Uncle is not a big dog like you.
34:15Uncle is old.
34:17What did you say?
34:19Your uncle is old.
34:23You don't know how to talk.
34:25Stop your nonsense.
34:27You start.
34:29Maulvi sir,
34:31try to understand. I am her father.
34:33Father?
34:35Yes.
34:37Oh my God!
34:39Maulvi sir,
34:41you start the marriage.
34:43What about my condition?
34:45Maulvi sir, you start the marriage.
34:47The groom's family will give you
34:49one lakh rupees as dowry.
34:55Dear girl,
34:57you are
34:59married
35:01and you will get one lakh rupees
35:03as dowry. Do you accept?
35:05I accept.
35:07Speak louder.
35:09Maulvi sir might get late.
35:11I accept.
35:13Do you accept?
35:15I accept.
35:17Hello.
35:19Didn't you hear?
35:21He said three times that he accepts.
35:23Once is enough.
35:25I will ask him three times.
35:27No one is here now.
35:29I will ask him once.
35:31I will ask Raj on whatsapp.
35:33But three times is necessary.
35:35Maulvi sir,
35:37stop talking about uncle.
35:39Very good.
35:41Maulvi sir,
35:43stop talking.
35:45What do you mean?
35:47I am here to sell the house.
35:49This marriage is a matter of
35:51satisfaction.
35:53I will ask Manjeet to teach you.
35:55What do you think of the girl?
35:57Uncle.
35:59Do you think you are uncle?
36:01Maulvi sir,
36:03once is enough.
36:05Stop talking.
36:07I think my marriage is ruined.
36:09You can ruin it as you wish.
36:11But you can't ruin
36:13your marriage.
36:15This is the last time I am asking you.
36:17If you want to make fun of someone,
36:19call someone.
36:21If you want to correct someone,
36:23call someone.
36:25Do you accept?
36:27I accept.
36:29I accept.
36:31Now it is the boy's turn.
36:33Boy,
36:35do you accept
36:37uncle?
36:39I accept.
36:41I accept.
36:43I accept.
36:45I accept.
36:49Ok guys,
36:51congratulations on the second night.
36:53Congratulations.
36:55Congratulations.
36:57Congratulations.
36:59Congratulations.
37:03Congratulations.
37:05Listen to me Durmata, don't trouble my wife.
37:10Uncle, I don't want to trouble her.
37:12Our house is very open.
37:13She can come anytime.
37:15You are so smart.
37:16First curse after marriage for me.
37:21Rana Ejad, I have accepted you.
37:25My daughter got married because of you.
37:28And now...
37:29No, no, no.
37:30Divorce is not my responsibility Durmata.
37:33This is a big deal.
37:37God is angry.
37:38Divorce is not a big deal.
37:41Okay, okay.
37:42Tell me what is the matter?
37:44Go away.
37:45No problem.
37:51You were all worried.
37:53Look at this.
37:54Good news.
37:55The wedding is going to happen.
37:57And both of them are going to get married.
38:00And God willing,
38:02Both of them are going to live happily.
38:05All of you take care of this.
38:08Okay, my responsibility is over.
38:11I have to leave now.
38:12I have to get another proposal.
38:14Give me permission.
38:15Okay.
38:16May God bless you.
38:20What happened to the priest?
38:25Rana Ejad was right.
38:28No one is going to get away with this.
38:30But the whole world is going to get away with this.