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Aired (September 23, 2024): Bukod sa pormang certified BINI-inspired, hindi rin nabigo ang Kalokalike ni BINI Gwen na mahikayat sa pag-indak ang Madlang Pipol nang sayawin niya ang hit song na “Pantropiko!”

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00:30famous celebrities.
00:32The winner of Kalokalak is going to borrow
00:34Kalokalak of the day and get
00:3615,000 Pesos!
00:3815,000 Pesos!
00:40Who's going to decide
00:42if Kalokalak or Kalokalike?
00:44Our judges are
00:46first up, our OG Rockies
00:48in tandem,
00:50Dukes N Teddy!
00:52Yeah!
00:54Who's that?
00:56Is that a duo?
00:58He might be an emcee.
01:00Dukes N Teddy.
01:02Dukes N Teddy!
01:04Your face sounds familiar. Season 2
01:06grand winner, Denise
01:08Laurea!
01:10She's young.
01:12She's young again.
01:14I thought it was Kelsey.
01:16Let's expose her, guys.
01:18And here's
01:20the comedy diva,
01:22Miss Rupa May Quinto!
01:24Rupa May,
01:26here she is again.
01:28She's knocking
01:30on the dressing room again.
01:32Why are you looking for a dressing room?
01:34I'm so far away.
01:36I'm in the GMA building.
01:38I'm moving to Tibu.
01:40That's why she's not here.
01:42It's just lunch.
01:44But she smelled me.
01:46That's why she's looking for a dressing room.
01:48She should be using a toothbrush.
01:50She smelled me.
01:52I don't like
01:54our position.
01:56I said, why?
01:58It's so nice.
02:00She doesn't like
02:02the one with a cover
02:04because it covers the bottom.
02:06She said, I can only see this.
02:08It's a waste.
02:10She said, I can only see this.
02:12It's a waste of my effort.
02:14I have to do my hair.
02:16I have to do my nails.
02:18She can't see
02:20how expensive her shoes are.
02:22She can't see how expensive her shoes are.
02:24What do you call that?
02:26It's a total toe.
02:28It's a perfect toe.
02:30She can see her toes.
02:32Denise wants to show
02:34that she's adopted by Rupa Mane.
02:36She's a kid.
02:38She's a polypop.
02:40She's a gen Z.
02:42She's a gen Z.
02:44Denise looks like a kid.
02:46What are you two?
02:48We're twins.
02:50We're dual.
02:52Dual citizen.
02:56We're dual citizen.
02:58I said, Rupa Mane, I'm sorry.
03:00Our show is daily.
03:02We can't change the set.
03:04I said, find a way.
03:06How?
03:08Later, you can sit down.
03:10You don't have to be clumsy.
03:12Sit down, Rupa Mane.
03:14Put your left foot
03:16on the table.
03:18Put your right foot
03:20on the table.
03:22That's how you judge.
03:24It's like at home.
03:26The kids will get confused
03:28when they see you.
03:30You don't have to cross your legs.
03:32Like this?
03:34That's how.
03:36We'll give you a capriccio.
03:38You'll be spoiled.
03:40That's how.
03:42You'll be happy.
03:44That's how.
03:46What do you call your feet?
03:48What do you call your feet?
03:50What do you call your feet?
03:52Toto.
03:54Oh, yes.
03:56Do you know how to wave?
03:58Wave your feet.
04:00Wave your feet.
04:02Do you know how to wave?
04:04Wave your feet.
04:06It's like riding a rollercoaster.
04:08It's fun.
04:10It's a joyride.
04:12It's like riding a rollercoaster.
04:14I don't care.
04:16If you're tired,
04:18the audience will get tired.
04:20And the two people next to you.
04:22Hello.
04:24Put your left foot on the table.
04:26Put your right foot on the table.
04:28Who are they?
04:30I'm confused.
04:32Who will be the next guest?
04:34Who will be the next guest?
04:36Who will be the next guest?
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06:08Sa islang kontropi ko
06:10Sa islang kontropi ko
06:12Sa islang kontropi ko
06:14Sa islang kontropi ko
06:16Sa islang kontropi ko
06:18Sa islang kontropi ko
06:20Napit na ang araw
06:22Nalikin muling nakausap
06:24Hinahanap ka sa sabi
06:26Tignan mo wala sa isi
06:28Nakita kang kapal lapi
06:30Masukit ka ng pagkali
06:32Ano nga pang sanapit
06:34Ano nga pang sanapit
06:36Ano nga pang sanapit
06:38Kakapit pa rin
06:40Ano nga pang sanapit
06:42Kakapit pa rin
07:06Bini ng pinag-usapan
07:08Bini Gwen
07:10Pero kung sumali to early 2000
07:12Ano to eh
07:14Biba hot babe Gwen Garcia
07:16Ang Gwen yun
07:18Yung tingin mo parang may naalala ka
07:20Hindi kasi kaibigo ko yun
07:22Si Gwen Garcia
07:24Hindi na nakinig sa'yo mga mata
07:26Grabe ka naman sa'kin
07:28Sinabi ko Gwen Garcia
07:30Iba
07:32Paano yung mata nya?
07:34Gwen Garcia
07:36Kilala mo ba si Gwen Garcia?
07:40Kasi bata, genzy
07:42Ilang taon na ba si Bini Gwen?
07:4421
07:52Pero kamusta ka ba Bini Gwen?
07:54Sobrang busy niyo ngayon
07:56Yes po, ngayon po sideline nga lang po to
07:58And ngayon
08:00Buti naman na pagbigyan mo kami
08:02Dahil gustong gusto ko po talaga
08:04Bumalik sa showtime
08:06Dahil na-miss ko po mag-perform dito
08:08Yes
08:10Sobrang busy talaga
08:12Kasi halos every weekend
08:14Dami nilang concert kasi
08:16Hindi lang yun, nadami nilang award sa billboard
08:18So thank you po
08:20Kaka punta lang po namin sa Korea
08:22Para sa billboard
08:24Pwede congrats sa pakayapa
08:26Hindi kayo na nakarating doon
08:28Deserved
08:30Yes
08:32Kaya ngayon kahit nahihirapan tayo silang kunin
08:34Okay lang doon kasi kahit pa parang kailangan rin nila magpahinga
08:36Pagod na pagod na yung mga ano
08:38Ang mga bagets, kamusta ang mga kalusugan nyo ngayon?
08:40Dami nyo ginagawa
08:42Siyempre po, kailangan din po namin ng pahinga
08:44Kasi darating na po
08:46Ang concert namin sa November
08:4816, 2018
08:50Parating pa lang
08:52Sa utak po po
08:54Lalabas sa utak mo
08:56Parang bata pala to, pag nagkasugat, lalabas yung utak dyan
08:58Lalabas yung pare
09:00Sinong pinakaklose mo sa BINI?
09:02Parang lahat po
09:04Iba-iba po kasi yung closeness namin talaga
09:06Gano kakaklose kay Maloy?
09:08Siguro po mga
09:109.5
09:12Out of 10
09:169.5 ang closeness kay Maloy
09:18Ang gusto ko maalama
09:20Merong bang naliligaw sa mga BINI
09:22At sino tong mga to?
09:24Ito naman talaga si Ate
09:26Bawal po kami
09:28Bawal ang boyfriend?
09:30Paano yun? Paano naman yung buhay?
09:32Yung puso ninyo?
09:34Boyfriend po namin ngayon yung work
09:36And yung blue
09:40Kasi siyempre, yung career nila muna yung priority nila
09:42Yan ay isa sa mga
09:44Sinasacrifice ng mga items
09:46Kasi hindi sina nakakalabas
09:48Lagi eh, hindi naman nakakapagparty
09:50Party yan, clapping, clapping
09:52Diba? So hindi rin nakakasalamuha
09:54Salamuha sa
09:56Pag-ex
09:58Pag mayroong may birthday sa inyo, hindi pa kayo magpwede magcelebrate?
10:00Kasama yung ibang friends
10:02Or family?
10:04Pwede naman po, pero as much as we want to
10:06Kailangan po namin
10:08Medyo kami-kami lang po
10:10And yung mga important people lang po sa buhay namin
10:12Anong ginagawa niyo pag kayo, kayo lang?
10:14Kumakain
10:16Talaga? Kumakain kayo niya?
10:18Pag sila sila lang, kumakain sila
10:20So pag may ibang tao, hindi sila pwede kumakain
10:22Oh my God!
10:24Kailangan ba? May certain diet kayo?
10:26Kailangan ba? Kasi bigura, no?
10:28May pero kayong
10:30Pero puti po ngayon, medyo maluwag na po
10:32Ikaw ba, Beanie Gwen?
10:34Hindi kayo nahihirapan na sobra kayong sikat
10:36Na hindi kayo makapag-shopping
10:38Hindi ka pa nahihirapan na to?
10:40Ngayon po, hindi po
10:42Kasi po ito po yung pinapangarap namin
10:44Una pa lang po
10:46Yung makapag-shopping ka?
10:48Yung sumikat po
10:50Enjoy mo na nila yan
10:52Yung mga manika ba yan, kinakausap mo din?
10:54Opo, ngayon po
10:56Gusto niyo po marinig
10:58Sige
11:00At sa dinami, dami na pwede magsalita
11:02Yung donut talaga ang pinagsalita mo
11:04Yan ang sinasabi ko
11:06Yan ang nangyayari
11:08Pag di mga lumalabas yung mga bata
11:10May mga nakakausap sila
11:12Ay, kagugulat po, yung nagsasalita
11:14Baka naman talking donut yun
11:16May mga bibig yung ibay
11:18Gusto niyo talaga nagsalita
11:20Grabe yung talent ng mga bini ngayon
11:22Magma-magic na din sila
11:24Thank you po
11:26Kung hindi ka bini ngayon, sa palagay mo ano ka?
11:28BGYO ka?
11:30So, kung hindi ka bini ngayon, ano ka?
11:32Siguro po, flight attendant
11:36At di ba may height requirement
11:38ang flight attendant?
11:40Bakit masayong pagaling yun?
11:42Matakat naman siya
11:44Matakat yan, hindi masyadong madayong
11:46Actually, matakat siya pag nag-heels pa to
11:48Pasado ka
11:50Sino ngayon di pasado?
11:52Ako
11:54Kasi ito nag-apply to dati, flight attendant
11:56Di nag-training lang, pumasok na lang yung plano
11:58Umbiyak
12:00Siya yung niligay kasi doon
12:04MA po ako
12:06Ay sorry, kala ko trolling
12:08Ginanood siya o, tas nila
12:10Parang 18 hours yung bagabi
12:12Parang si bakla lang sususuka na lang doon sa
12:14overhead cabin
12:16Tumudulas pa yung bagabi
12:18May turbulence, nag-ubuk-ubuk si bakla doon
12:20Akala trolly
12:22Nagsisapatos niya pa kasi may gulong
12:24Di ba may mga rubber shoes?
12:26May ilaw
12:28Akala trolly
12:30Anyway, Binigwen, kung sakaling naging F.A. ka
12:32Di ba? Pangarap mo yun
12:34Saan mo gustong bansang tumunta?
12:36Siguro po sa
12:38Switzerland
12:40Bakit sa Switzerland?
12:42Sweet kasi siya
12:44Sweet kasi siya
12:46Sa land na yan
12:48Maganda po kasi yung view
12:50Ang ganda yung view sa Tagaytay
12:52Sa Antipolo
12:54Pwede rin naman po
12:56So hindi ka natutuloy
12:58Pwede niyo po ako sa mga
13:00Hindi na naging F.A.
13:02Di na ako tutuloy
13:04Parang magiging issue sa atin
13:06Pero maganda rin sa Switzerland
13:08Lalo sumikat ang Switzerland yung nag-crash landing on you
13:10Yes, yung piano
13:12Gusto rin namin ni Ayun pumuntan siya
13:14Masarap ng chocolate
13:16Atsaka yung Rilos
13:18Atsaka mga kuchili
13:20Yung mga knife na madami
13:24May toothpick
13:26May nail pile
13:28Mga keychain
13:30Gano ka kasayang ngayon? Saan ang nangyayari sa inyo?
13:32Iterate po ba?
13:34Or ano?
13:36Ipulong mo isa-isa sa mga tao dito
13:40Gano ka kasaya?
13:42I-describe po yung nararamdaman mo
13:44Kasi pangarap yun lang dati to
13:46Ngayon nandun na kayo
13:48Super-duper saya po talaga
13:50100 out of 10
13:52O, diba?
13:54Lumampas siya sa in-e-expect nila
13:56Hindi po namin in-e-expect talaga
14:00Atsaka masipag sila
14:02Sina-sina gawa ng kanta
14:04Parang gasa
14:06Yung sayaw
14:08Ano ba yung sayaw na sumikat nila?
14:10Pwede po sample?
14:12Bakit ako pinapasample?
14:24Masaya talaga
14:28Ano naman ang gusto niyong sabihin sa mga Blooms?
14:30Blooms, if nanonood kayo
14:32Sana nanonood kayo
14:34Maraming maraming salamat po
14:36Nakakain kayo ng masarap na ulam ngayon
14:38Gutong ka na ba?
14:40Opo
14:42Kasi ano siya, woke
14:44Diba?
14:46It's a reality na hindi naman lahat
14:48Nakakain ng masarap at sapat araw-araw
14:50And for you to wish that to everyone
14:52That's noble
14:54Hindi niyo naintindihan
14:56Maganda yun, Binigwen
14:58Ba't galit ka?
15:00Ba't brand ko?
15:02Okay
15:04Masaya kami nandito
15:06Kasana makompleto kayo dito
15:08May group chat kayo talaga
15:10Meron po talaga
15:12Sinong leader ng group chat?
15:14Si Joanna po
15:16Ganoon ba baibig ka sa pangalan niya?
15:18Kala namin Joanna
15:20Kapampangan pala to, walang age
15:22Baka si Mam Joanna naman yun?
15:24Si Mami Jo?
15:26Hindi po
15:28Joanna
15:30Meron si Joaira naman
15:32Joaira yan?
15:36Tapos sabi naman si Joannes
15:38Joannes
15:40Wala silang age
15:42Okay
15:44Ano naman kaya ang opinion ng ating
15:46Madlang People?
15:48Go Ryan and Aion
15:50Thank you
15:52Madlang People
15:54Madlang People
15:56Kaloka or Kalokalan
16:00Maraming kalokalike
16:02Pero may nakita tayo ng
16:04Nagi-eat na
16:06Kaloka
16:08Dito tayo sa kalokalike
16:10Bakit
16:12Kalokalike yung napili ni ate
16:14Excuse me po
16:16Ate please
16:18Tayo ka po kayo
16:20Ate alam niyo pong kaloka yung nataas niyo?
16:22Alam niyo
16:24Ano pong pangalan niyo ate?
16:26Zina po
16:28Ano po kayo?
16:30Taga Antipolo
16:34Pero napansin ko lahat dito sa taas
16:36Kalokalike
16:38Opo bakit kalokalike yung napili ni ate?
16:40Yes po kasi
16:42Yung body niya
16:44Moisture is medyo
16:46Haweg sa face po
16:48Sa eyes po
16:50Sa mata lang nagbase si ate
16:52Hindi niya masyadong haweg siya
16:54Biniguin
16:56Sa kalokalike
16:58Pero ate ganito din ang mata ni Gwen
17:00Dalawa din
17:02Siguro sa malapitan
17:04Sa malayo hindi masyadong
17:08Salamat ate
17:10Pero alam niyo meron kami nakita dito
17:12Parang ano din
17:14Biniguin din ang dati
17:18Thank you po
17:20Bunta tayo
17:22Ay oo nga no
17:26Eyyyy
17:30Excuse po excuse
17:32Yung parang takip ng lamesa
17:34Ng mga santo
17:36Di ba ganyan pinagpapatungan ng santo
17:38Yung may ganyan sa ilali
17:40Hi ate
17:42Anong name mo?
17:44Jai po
17:46Naga Kalokan City
17:48Parang biniguin din e
17:50Biniguin o?
17:52Biniguin daw
17:54Anong masasabi mo dun?
17:56Biniguin daw sabi ni aking asawa
17:58Si Meme
18:00Ganda
18:02May asawa?
18:04Work na tayo
18:06Sorry
18:10This is not about us ha
18:14Out na kayo
18:16Mukhang magalit si direction natin no
18:18Ayan biniguin daw
18:20Anong masasabi mo?
18:22Pinepeg mo ba siya?
18:24Yes po actually
18:26Sila po sinasabi nila sa akin
18:28Biniguin daw ako
18:30Teka lang teka lang
18:32Sabi naman ni biniguin dito
18:34Sumabay po
18:38May nagkaloka na ka sa akin
18:40Sumabay po
18:42Sino ang mas biniguin
18:44Sa inyong dalawa talaga?
18:48Itaasin mo yung sarili mo
18:50Siyempre ako
18:52Bakit ikaw?
18:56Nakikita nyo naman na hindi ko na kailangan i-explain
19:02Biniguin
19:04Parang may dolly delay yun din ako
19:08Parang may dolly delay yun din
19:12Side profile ka miss dolly
19:16Patigin nga ng talent ni biniguin
19:18Kaya mo ba?
19:42Alam lang alam yun sa'yo
19:44Hindi mo kaya yun
19:46May kaya siyang hindi mo kaya
19:48Hindi mo kaya gawing blouse yung takip ng lampshade
19:54Ay pati natin pag showdown
20:00Showdown
20:02Showdown
20:04Showdown
20:06Oh my gosh
20:12Oh showdown
20:16Oh showdown
20:22Oh showdown
20:32Oh
20:34Oh
21:04Ready
21:34I'm
22:04In
22:34Information
23:04Oh
23:34Oh
24:04No, no
24:34Oh
25:04You

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