CRAYON SHINCHAN クレヨンしんちゃん EP52
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00:00One, two, three, ha!
00:04Shin-Chan!
00:08The loser can't lose it because he lost it, so he loses it!
00:12Hup, skip, jump, fart!
00:15Hup, skip, jump, fart!
00:18Hup, skip, jump, fart!
00:22Hup, skip, jump, fart!
00:25Greetings, Shin.
00:27Do I know you?
00:29You ass-hammers! Me, Yanro! Old neighbor and ally!
00:32Oh, right, I remember you, Dropout.
00:35You busted a hole in our wall, applied to the wrong college,
00:37didn't get in, and got fired from tooting me.
00:39That bio is selective at best.
00:42So what are you failing at lately, Dropout?
00:44I don't know if you know this, but I am a virgin.
00:46Oh, yeah, we know.
00:48Well, I finally broke down and decided to get a box for hire.
00:51Box for hire? Box for hire.
00:53Oh, a box that you stand on that raises you higher.
00:56Uh-huh. I could see how being taller would make you more attractive.
00:59But, alas, I've lost all the funds I saved to compensate the box for hire.
01:04When I lose my undies, I just get more out of the drawer.
01:07Do you realize how much it takes to hire a box for hire?
01:11Lift the box for hire up higher, but then how do you stand on it?
01:14Help me, Shin! I'm getting really desperate!
01:16Yeah, all right, I'll help you look,
01:18but I'm gonna need something in return for spending time with you.
01:20Damn it! Why do I have to keep paying people to be with me?
01:23I was in the process of retracing my steps when I bumped into you.
01:26I just walked by here and I didn't see any boxes.
01:29Over there!
01:32Shin, unless you have a flux capacitor, time is of the essence.
01:37Oh, yes, the one issue of the year where the women aren't more athletic than me!
01:41I think what I like best about her is her boobies and also how big they are.
01:45Good point. They are big.
01:49Boobies.
01:51Can you imagine what it'd be like if she was your lady friend?
01:55Yes, I can, and I imagine it would be awesome!
01:58Each boob's squishier than the one next to it!
02:01Thank you for letting me touch your precious globes
02:03without first having to give you a down payment.
02:05Oh, no! I've been suffocated by boobies!
02:09Boobies are so awesome!
02:11Might need this later in case I can't get that box for hire.
02:14I really need a woman.
02:16Wait, what about your Nanako doll?
02:18Broke, or acting out my Jabalaya fanfic.
02:21What is it?
02:22Yeah, LeBron just gave me this hands-free headset
02:24so I can talk on my cell and give two HJs at once.
02:27At the same time, I'm making bank for the double-fisted hands-
02:29I didn't think there was anything better in the world than boobies, but those legs!
02:33They're so long!
02:34I wanna be squeezed between them till I snap!
02:37I want them to kick me hard and in the balls!
02:39I want them to stomp on me like a cockroach so she can eat my goo guts!
02:43I'll melt butter on them and nibble them like corn!
02:45I'm gonna put peanuts under the knees so when they bend they make peanut butter!
02:49I'm gonna batter them in 11 herbs and spices, deep fry them and eat them like drumsticks!
02:56We haven't even touched on her milky white thighs yet!
02:58I bet they smell like milk!
03:05Oh man, I've gotta get some of that box for hire.
03:08Oh, right.
03:09Oh, I know! I'll go get Whitey. Dad says he's part bloodhound.
03:13That's why he's always sniffing other dogs' butts.
03:15And I'll call my friends to help look too.
03:17Excellent plan, good sir!
03:19And you promise if we find it you'll give us each a reward?
03:21Yes! I'll give you and your chums whatever you want!
03:24As long as I get my box!
03:26I want a Chocobee McFrosty!
03:28Alright then, good hunting!
03:33Box for hire? What is that?
03:35You don't know? Did he say if the box had any distinguishing characteristics?
03:39No, but if it can hold dropout it's gotta be pretty big.
03:42I picture it looking like this.
03:44That looks more like a trapezoid.
03:46Well, it's life or death for dropout. He said if he doesn't get this box he'll explode.
03:50Whoa!
03:51Sorry we're late!
03:52Clock!
03:53Hey guys, where's Georgie?
03:54I think he's at one of his meetings.
03:56So what did John Roar lose? The last button on his pants?
03:59A box for hire?
04:00Damn, those are expensive! And disease ridden.
04:03So you know what a box for hire is?
04:05Mommy almost was one.
04:06I keep my pet rat in an airtight box his name is Mouse.
04:10We should split up in case the box for hire has gotten loose and is moving around.
04:14Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're loose by definition.
04:18I suggest we get more scouts for our search party.
04:21When I lost Phillip at my mouth it took six figures to find him.
04:24Let's go!
04:26Perhaps the hooker will accept back issues of Starlog's payment.
04:29No, dropout!
04:30Find it?
04:31No, but I got Penny, Mosso and Boo looking.
04:33I quit. It's gone for good.
04:35But don't give up now.
04:36You've forgotten our secret weapon, the one force who can find anything except for more regular meals.
04:41Yeah, what's that?
04:42Duh, Whitey!
04:47First he has to pick up your scent so he can track down anything you've touched in the last few hours.
04:52I think that means he got something!
05:02What's wrong, Whitey?
05:05What?
05:22No, Whitey! I'm not that kind of girl!
05:28Hey, what's that tucked in your shorts?
05:30You mean my noodle?
05:31No, that there!
05:33What, this?
05:34Just hand it over!
05:39You found it! It's all here! The box for hire is mine!
05:42Wait, you mean that's what you were looking for all this time?
05:45Whoa, I was way off on this one.
05:47I thought it was a box you could get on that looked like this.
05:51Why would I pay to fornicate with a trapezoid?
05:53Then what's a box for hire?
05:55Box means vagina and hire means pay for use.
06:00Wait, what were you doing with my hooker money?
06:03How'd it get there?
06:05Well, allow me to flashback.
06:08Hop, skip, jump, fart?
06:11Hop, skip, jump, fart?
06:13Hop, skip, jump, fart?
06:17I wonder what's in there.
06:20Come on, hotties!
06:23Those aren't hotties!
06:25Damn, it's just a lot of money!
06:27Ooh, and some coins!
06:30Hmm, how can I turn these old men in kimonos into naked hotties?
06:36I know just what to do!
06:38I'll hang outside a photo shop and wait for a guy with naked pictures of his hottie wife and buy them with money!
06:43Hop, skip, jump, fart?
06:46Hmm, or I could use the cash to buy a guitar.
06:49Then I can get my own hotties to take naked pictures of.
06:52Oh, brain! I salute you.
06:55And then I ran into this loser named Dropout who used to live next door to us.
07:00Oh, frack me! It was just around the corner from where I was?
07:03Uh-huh.
07:04Eh, whatever. All that matters now is thanks to you, I'm getting laid.
07:08Oh, I do what I can.
07:10Well, you're still getting that reward.
07:12What about all of my friends?
07:14Sure, everyone that helped look for it gets a reward.
07:19I want popsicles!
07:20Boo wants a frosting cake.
07:22I want nuts!
07:23I want a recurring reward!
07:27Since I'm the one that got the rest of these kids involved, you should piggyback my Chocobo McBus.
07:32If I blow my whole lot of cats with these twerps, I'm never going to be able to blow my lot on a hook!
07:36Sorry I'm late. Learning to love McCain class.
07:38Hey, we've got one more!
07:44Lunch break!
07:48He needs more blue here.
07:50Hey! It's taken weeks to find the inspiration for this and you've killed it!
07:55Stop ruining mine!
07:56Oh, Shin! I need to go dispute Yuka's charges on her latest Shinville,
08:00because there's no way those shoes you stained cost this much.
08:03Can you watch Hima?
08:04No, she spoiled my artistic vision.
08:06I won't be gone for long.
08:08You'll stay for tea and gossip.
08:09You don't know that for sure.
08:11Let's talk about her wrinkly butts, because we're old and wrinkly.
08:16Fine, I'll take her with me. Just do whatever you want like you always do.
08:21Don't go poking in the refrigerator.
08:23Chick!
08:24And stop looking for the new location to my boob job money. It's not for you.
08:28Kay!
08:29And remember the rule, no shoes on the carpet.
08:34Fun starts now!
08:39First step in any successful venture, advertising.
08:46First step in any successful venture, advertising.
08:53Whoa, that was fast. I didn't even have to put it on the front door with blinking lights.
08:57I'm here, naked hottie!
09:00Wait, what if that's Yuka? She's not hot enough.
09:03How hot are you? One to ten.
09:04Open the door.
09:05You sound a stinkly boy-like, so I'm gonna need some hottie verification.
09:09And if you're not hot, could you get your hot sister?
09:12Did you lick Hima's toys again? It's on.
09:14It's Georgie and Penny.
09:15And Masao and Boo!
09:16Hello?
09:17Uh-huh, that's good impressions of you guys, but the sign clearly states naked hottie, so you better get hotter voices.
09:27Shin, you've won the Action Bastard Sweet Steaks!
09:29Action Bastard, I knew this day was coming, I knew it!
09:33Gimme, gimme, gimme!
09:35Oh, I want a bunch of little children.
09:37Just let us inside.
09:39You invited us over for lunch, remember?
09:41Sounds vaguely familiar.
09:43There's no lunch, is there?
09:44Settle, George, no one invited you.
09:46Yes, you did, now feed me lunch!
09:48Before we go any further, there's something Mom told me that was really important because she had to clean up some mess.
09:54Oh, take your shoes off, Shin, you're dragging mud all over the damn carpet.
09:58We already did, there's nothing to take off.
10:00Uh-huh, there's my ass that can take off like a rocket, see?
10:03Okay, there's nothing we can take off.
10:05Hold on, I'll find you something.
10:09Ooh, I should've expected that.
10:12I'm okay, folks, thanks for your support, I'll be right there.
10:16Alright, you guys gotta take these slippers off before you go inside.
10:19Ooh, pretty, but look at our feet, those aren't gonna fit us.
10:22Georgie, you're up first.
10:24This is officially one of your Top Ten Dumbest Moments of the Week.
10:27It's not dumb, put them on so you can take them off, Mom said!
10:30It's like talking to a fish.
10:31Good, sir.
10:34Ugh, all the fruity fruitcakes.
10:37Okay, Benny, now it's your turn.
10:40What should we do while we wait?
10:42I wrote a new play.
10:44You're all bitches.
10:45Got you some cushions to sit on.
10:48We're already sitting down, you should've offered them before.
10:51We failed, now we gotta start over from the top, I'm so embarrassed.
10:55Just give them to us now and shut up!
11:06What?
11:10Boo, that was stupendous!
11:13Now while you're all still happy, I'm gonna go make drinks that compare in greatness to Boo's head!
11:21I can't waste precious bottom juice chunks on guests.
11:25What did Mom do when she had friends besides Hema?
11:28Mom, would you like some coffee?
11:30Of course, the smelly brown goop!
11:36Empty.
11:37Oh man, you did this on purpose, Mom!
11:39You're always trying to ruin all my lunch parties ever since today!
11:45Close enough!
11:47Beverages are served!
11:49That's the creamiest coffee ever!
11:51Yeah, it's the new no-coffee coffee flavor.
11:54Isn't it neat how those lumps float to the top?
11:57Son of a bitch.
11:58You can't reason with Shin when he gets this way, let's just pretend.
12:03Now I know how Bush got through that yak dinner in Mongolia.
12:07Ugh.
12:09Wow, what flavor, I can't get enough.
12:12I drank mine when you were watching Georgie.
12:15Yes, I finished mine too because I'm so greatly parched.
12:20More, please.
12:22They cleaned themselves in here!
12:24Well, we survived, I mean enjoyed our drinks. Now where's the food?
12:27Now I know why Mom doesn't have any friends. Nothing's ever good enough, they always want more.
12:32But, you said-
12:33Try it so hard to make your stomachs bloated with cream!
12:36What more can I do?
12:37Oh, you take and you take, but you never give me anything, not your love, not even your thanks!
12:41Damn you for making me cry in front of the children!
12:44What did I even say?
12:45Come on, you can pull your shit together!
12:47Oh!
12:48The rice is probably done now, you guys better sit back down.
12:51I swear, there's at least five personalities in that head.
12:56Mom says it wouldn't work with milk and ice cream instead of water.
13:04Whoa!
13:05How does Mom stop the burnie?
13:10I'll try it, but it's dumb.
13:21I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's not how it's supposed to look.
13:24Oh yeah, rice balls are supposed to be ball-shaped, so for inspiration I should think of the roundest thing I've ever seen.
13:31Perfect!
13:34Oh Maso, your head's so hot, and so steamy, so tasty too!
13:39That's my name!
13:40Anyone know why he's screaming my name in there?
13:42Who knows what he's doing, but if lunch involves eating Maso, I'm failing.
13:46Maso balls!
13:48Okay, I gotta find something really good to serve with these balls.
13:51I'm gonna look in the food cabinet.
13:53Ooh, instant soup!
13:55Penny will be like, this is wonderful!
13:57And Georgie will still hate me, and Maso will start crying, and Boo might eat the bag.
14:02Dump!
14:08Miso flavor?
14:10Why would I want something that tastes like miso when I'm already having the soup?
14:14That seems dumb.
14:15Dump!
14:17That doesn't look right, where's the miso?
14:19I hope it doesn't taste like water, because ours tastes like swimming pool.
14:23Ooh, I should put in some of that stuff that Grandpa adds when Mom's not looking, because it makes him happy!
14:28They'll be sure to vote Shin Nohara as Best Chef of the Year!
14:31I'm getting hunger disease.
14:32When my blood sugar drops, I begin to wilt.
14:35Maybe it's a good thing we're not eating his food.
14:37Food.
14:38Food.
14:39Food.
14:40Food.
14:41Food.
14:42Food.
14:43Food.
14:44Food.
14:45Maybe it's a good thing we're not eating his food.
14:47Food.
14:48It's chow time!
14:50Feel free to stuff your face.
14:52That's our lunch?
14:53I could have eaten with my dad at the embassy today.
14:56Shin, you're a freaking idiot.
14:58I'll go with the flavorless broth, seems safe enough.
15:02Okay, I was wrong.
15:04Next time I suggest we go to Shin's house for lunch, will one of you please hit me with a mallet?
15:09You and I are gonna have a cooking day.
15:12More, please.
15:22Body of evidence!
15:26I love when you sleep, Hima.
15:28Then I can feel supportive instead of lazy.
15:32Ah, what a perfect afternoon.
15:34And not a distracting odor and smelling distance.
15:37Do I have anal glands?
15:39Please say yes.
15:40Uh, that's just dogs, but trust me, the last thing you need is more reason to rub your butt on stuff.
15:45Now I'm quite busy with Hima.
15:48I'm borrowing some Q-tips.
15:50Why would you need to borrow Q-
15:52Oh, you're going to ignore me and try to express your glands.
15:55And by borrow you mean you're going to give back the Q-tip after you stick them.
15:58Wait, that's gross!
16:03That's one of Hiro's gym socks!
16:05Why, Shin!
16:07Ew, Shin's just out of control lately.
16:11What am I going to do when the kendo tournament ends and he has even more time on his hands for chaos?
16:16I wish those bad kid boot camps were still legal.
16:18Wait, what'd that guy on Japanese Dateline say?
16:21Despite high death rates, behavior camps remain an option for parents who can prove in court that their child is a physical threat.
16:28Shin is a threat, but I'll need proof like a horrible, non-scarring, natural-looking wound I can easily blame on him.
16:34I'm awful.
16:38Shin, you want to play with Mom?
16:42No, not really.
16:43Why are you acting so rude?
16:45Boredom. There's never anything to do around here, Mom.
16:48And I'm out of bastard juice and without it I get bitchy.
16:51Oh, okay, you're so cute.
16:53Laugh it up. In a week you'll be crying a trail of tears in some Yukon wilderness.
16:57So come on, let's play superheroes or something.
17:00You can't fit in a costume, Mom.
17:02Shin, you are a rude pig.
17:04And you're a fat one. I don't really see a point here.
17:06Come on, play with me. We can do something dangerous even if it hurts Mommy.
17:10Doesn't that sound like awesome?
17:12Then you can go off into the wilderness for reasons we won't mention at all.
17:18Just imagine all that clean air.
17:20Probably full of animal farts.
17:22And soft green grass.
17:23Yeah, I'll wipe my butt on it.
17:25And, oh, the birds.
17:26Pooping everywhere. Oh, wait, that's kind of cool.
17:28See, Shin, you'll love spending two to three months learning how to behave better.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Wait, what?
17:34This is no way I'm living in the woods.
17:36Are you sick?
17:39No, I'm fine. Let's play.
17:41Uh-huh, uh-huh.
17:42Okay, what's the most violent game you can think of?
17:44Action best at home game.
17:46Just what I want.
17:47You be the evil micro-mini-boo-boo's powers or ability to repel men.
17:51You got anyone else I can be?
17:52Nope, that's it.
17:54I can be a hot, sassy heroine like Halle Berry's Catwoman.
17:57More like a fat, assy heroine named Flatwoman.
18:01This'll be fun. Putting on costumes isn't something I usually do.
18:05I played superhero for years, and cardboard armor's a mistake.
18:11Power boots.
18:12Power skirt.
18:13Power rack.
18:19Yeah!
18:20Presenting Owl Princess Mega Minzy, sassy battle chick of New Tokyo.
18:24Blah, blah, blah, poo Tokyo.
18:27Yo, no more games, mini-boo.
18:30I'll be Mega Minzy.
18:36Deputy Reserve Junior Bastard.
18:38Prepare for a flurry of bastard-sized kicks, punches, and face bites.
18:43You should not bite my face where an injury would be clearly visible.
18:47Actually, you do make a decent point.
18:49I shouldn't bite you because it's mean and might lead to scarring or nasty infection.
18:52What? Now he's reasonable?
18:55Just let the battle begin and fight as dirty as you want.
18:58I don't need to fight dirty to take down a stupid foul princess.
19:01Hey, who do you think you are, bastard, not wanting to suck or punch your own mom?
19:09Alright, fine, I'll fight dirty if you crack me on the head as hard as possible.
19:12What? I'm not the one getting sent to boot camp.
19:15I have no idea what you're talking about, Mom, but trust me, it's gonna work.
19:18I'll catch it.
19:20Is this something you learned from Kenta?
19:22This is all me.
19:23Fine, I'll tap you.
19:25Go!
19:28Uh, Shin, you missed.
19:29Oh, Mom, I think you gave me a concussion.
19:37I warned you about using cardboard?
19:39It took an hour to make and you ruined it without even mauling me.
19:42Demon! Now I'll ruin you! Mega Mitzi attack!
19:47Bastard beam charging!
19:49Reverse bastard beam, de-charge beam!
19:51Anti-reverse bastard beam beam!
19:53Counter-invert anti-reverse de-charge beam beam beam!
19:56Suck on, Mama!
19:59Damn reflexes!
20:01Okay, throw another one at me and this time I won't blot! Go!
20:05Bastard beams need energy, I say we eat.
20:10So, have any new gossip from school?
20:13Inch died.
20:15Shin, if your principal was dead, I think the PTA would have sent out one of their lame mailings.
20:19The PTA's dead too.
20:21Oh, speaking of Inch, what happened to that Miss Polly teacher you said he was avoiding at the wrestling game?
20:26Do they still date?
20:28No, cause he's dead, Mom, duh.
20:34Fire bastard fire beam!
20:36Ha! I'll counter that with a bastard ice beam!
20:38Fine, penguin power ice block!
20:40Anti-penguin power!
20:43Super hungry shark feast on flightless bird attack!
20:46I'll just kill your shark with a bigger one with more teeth!
20:49Don't kill me, just injure me in a non-fatal way.
20:53Why do you keep wanting me to hurt you? I'm not going to hurt you, Flatsy, but I am going to use this!
20:57Bastard blaster charge!
20:59And another!
21:01I don't need a reason, just do it! Mega kick!
21:04Yes you do, no I won't!
21:09Okay, Shin, truce, you're right, this is senseless.
21:12What senseless is you thinking? You need a bra for those things!
21:15Shut up.
21:18Well, I tried to give him the boot.
21:20Shin's a terror, but he's not some psychopath in training who hurt his own mom.
21:24I guess I should be thankful that he draws the line at killing me.
21:27Maybe I've been too hard on him these last few weeks.
21:29Mixie, get outside! It's an emergency!
21:32Shin took up all your clothes in the pouring rain!
21:35Whoa, hold on, Yuka, I'm sure he's just kidding.
21:39Nice outfit, and you might want to send Shin to one of those camps.
21:44He tricked me into going outside with my costume on!
21:47Oh. My. Oprah.
21:49Mixie, when did you get into hentai cosplay?
21:51You look just like a girl from my favorite kunaga.
21:54You and Hiro have to join us at our next hentai reading group.
21:57I actually got Michi involved, and she's cool with it now.
21:59She even fries up calamari for our tentacle days.
22:04Okay, so maybe the laundry thing was uncalled for,
22:07but look at the bright side, you didn't get noticeably hurt playing with me.
22:15Woke up late this morning, a storm was really rolling.
22:18Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky.
22:21Everything seems awkward to me, nothing's just as it should be.
22:24If this keeps on, I'm sure I won't get by!
22:28But then I close my eyes and try to smile.
22:31I know things are bad and getting worse.
22:34But after all this, I can rest a while.
22:38And then I'll Party, Party, Party, Party, Join us, join us.
22:41Party, Party, join us, join us. Party, Party, Join us, join us.
22:44Shake your day away and you can Party, Party, Join us, join us.
22:48Party, Party, Join us, join us. Party, Party, Join us, join us.
22:51Shake your blues away!
22:56Yo! We're going on vacation, bon!
22:59This body's shaking and it ain't just shaking here.
23:02I see that smile grinning ear to ear.
23:05Sing this song, you should really sing it clear
23:08Just sing along with us
23:13Party, party, join us, join us
23:15Party, party, join us, join us
23:16Party, party, join us, join us
23:18Shake your day away and you can
23:19Party, party!
23:21Oh, I forgot your shoes
23:23Party!
23:24Brand old party it is
23:26Party, party!