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00:00Aaina jo dikha hai sabki asli surat Excuse me madam, main ek survey kar raha hoon
00:18Main aapke bas do minute lunga aur aap jeet sakte hai ek shaandar inaam
00:21Kya?
00:22Umr chhupane ka product?
00:24Meri umr chhupane laayeg hai kya?
00:28Aap naraz mat hoge, aap budha pe se kab tak bhaagenge?
00:31Buddhi hogi teri dadi
00:39Madam aapse do minute baat kar sakta hoon
00:41Mujhe koi beauty products nahi chahiye
00:43Nahi nahi madam, aap jaisi beauty ko aise products ki kya zarurat?
00:49Yeh tumne kya nikala hai?
00:51Agar tum bhi kisi cream ya powder company se ho toh tafa ho jao yahan se
00:54Arey nahi madam ji, aapko aise cheezon ki zarurat hi nahi hai
00:59Yeh kaun hai?
01:00Aaina mein kisi ki shakal hai?
01:01Aaina mein aap hi dikhengi na
01:03Tume kya lagta hai tum mujhe asani se bewaqoof bana sakte ho?
01:06Madam mujhe aapko bewaqoof bana ke kya milega?
01:08Mujhe toh laga ki aapko apni asli khubsoorti ka gyaan hona chahiye
01:12Jis khubsoorti ko duniya dekhti hai
01:14Toh tum kehna chahate ho ki duniya ko main sach mein aise hi nazar aati ho
01:19Arey, is shishe mein toh mera wahi pehle jaisa chehra hai
01:23Yeh sabit karta hai ki aap mein negative soch abhi maujood hai
01:27Toh iska kya ilaaj hai?
01:28Aapko wo khatam karni hogi
01:30Abhi khatam karti ho
01:32Kaat kisne toda?
01:34Rukh jao, bhakte kaao
01:39Aap bahot achche hai, yeh aaina bhi bahot achche hai, kitne paise do?
01:42Ab aap se kya paise lene?
01:44Iska matlab, aap yeh aaina mujhe free mein de rahe hai
01:48Free mein thank you bhi le lejiye
01:51Sabhi aise bewakoof mil jaye toh mazaa hai
02:00Yeh la kone baar
02:03Main kahta hu rukh jao
02:07Bhaag kar kaha jaoge?
02:12Dekho bachche, tumhe koi galat fahami hui hai
02:15Tumne hi hamare ghar ka shisha doda tha na
02:17Nahi nahi bachche, rukho toh, tumhe ek cheez dikhata hu, sab theek ho jayega
02:21Isme kya? Yeh toh ek aaina hi hai na
02:23Ek baar khud ko isme dekho toh sahi
02:26Wo toh main roz apni shakal ghar mein dekhta hu
02:31Yeh, yeh, yeh kaise ho gaya?
02:33Mujhe bata hi nahi tha main itna handsome hu
02:35Isme kuch gharbar toh nahi hai na?
02:36Nahi, bilkul nahi hai
02:38Sachme? Kya main wakahi mein aisa dekhta hu?
02:40Aur nahi toh kya, yeh aaira tumhara asli chehra dikhata hai
02:44Par jab mere dost mujhe dekhenge toh kya main unko itna hi handsome dekhunga?
02:47Shuru shuru mein shayad nahi, par jitni zyada baar tum is aaina mein khud ko dekhoge, utni jaldi asar hoga
02:53Mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha main itna handsome hu, ab sari duniya ko pata chal jayega
02:57Ab wo din door nahi, jab school ki saari ladkiya bas musse hi baate karengi dekhna
03:09Arey Hrithik, kya hai hai aas raha hai? Itna khush ke liye tu haan? Bolna
03:12Arey MK, tu yaha? Main toh bas isse hi baate kar raha tha
03:16Hmm? Isse kisse? Kisse isse? Mujhe toh koi nazar nahi aara
03:19Arey kaha gaya? Yaar abhi toh yaha tha, mere zyad baat kar raha tha, kahaan kayab ho gaya?
03:23Chal chod yaar, yeh dekh usne mujhe kya diya hai, yeh ek jaadu hi aaina hai
03:26Jaadu hi aaina?
03:27Hai MK, agar apni shakal isme der tak dekhoge, toh apne aap handsome ban jaoge, sachhi
03:35Arey yaar, main toh double handsome hogaya, double handsome
03:38Haan theek hai theek hai, ab zyada khush mat ho, yeh aaina mera hai, samjhe kya
03:41Arey tera mera chod Hrithik, yeh dekha hum kitne handsome lag raha hai yaar
03:44Hmm
03:45Arey yeh chaire toh dhamal maja denge, dhamal
03:48Dhamal maja ne ke liye hum kisi film ki hero thodi hai, hum toh bas chote bote bachche hai
03:52Arey ruk, iski zarurat toh hum se zyada kisi aur ko hai yaar
03:55Yaila, oye sun toh
03:57O Hrithik Rao Hrithik
03:59Kya hua mom?
04:00Nangi per ghur ki bahar, kya kar rahe ho, tell me?
04:02Wo main ek dogi ko bhagaane aaya tha
04:04Accha, moose bahana bana rahe ho
04:07Ho na ho hot pasand aayega
04:09Dekhna yeh aaina uske achche na dikhne ka dukh zarur dur kar dega
04:15Hai bheja, ek kaam kar, yeh kaam chod
04:17Aur yeh dekh, main kya laaya hu
04:21Arey dekh dekh, ek baar tu apne aapko is aaina mein dekhega na
04:24Toh tu toh kya, tujhe koi bhi nahi pachan baayega mere bhai, koi bhi nahi
04:27Dekh dekh, kitna fantastic lag raha hai tu
04:30Aayila, tune kabhi sapne me bhi soche tha
04:32Ki tu mere jeetna handsome lagega, teri toh kismat khul gayi
04:37Aayi, aayi
04:39Tujhe agar aisi shakal chahiye na bheja
04:41Toh baar baar apni shakal is aaina mein dekh
04:43Soobhe utha, dekh
04:44Dopayr ko utha, dekh
04:45Shyam ko utha, dekh
04:46Raat ko utha, dekh
04:47Sirf dekhte rahe, aayi bas kar
04:48Bheja yeh samajh tera waqt badalne wala hai boss
04:50Aayi, boss tumhe hoon, aur main hi roonga
04:52Teri kismat ke taare chamakne wale
04:54Main toh chahata hoon, tu Mr.Monster competition mein first hai mere bhai
05:00Mujhe gira hai, ja tu first nahi second aayega
05:03Oye bheja, bada khush nazar aa raha hai, kya baat hai?
05:08Haan, kya hua is aaina ko?
05:13Oye oye, main itna handsome kab hua yaar?
05:17Haan, is aaina mein toh meri naag hi hai, dekho
05:19Wahi toh chal reja, har baar tu pura ka pura badal jata hai
05:22Par teri naag waisi ke waisi rehti hai
05:24Isme maza kudane ke kya baat hai?
05:26Aapko pata bhi hai, maine abhi abhi khud ko is aaina mein dekha
05:29Aur usme meri naag bhi khubsurat lag rahi thi
05:32Control chal reja, control
05:34Tujhe toh teek se gussa karna bhi nahi aata mere dost
05:38Haan, what are you telling?
05:40Ek hi din mein itne saare ghar ke cc toot gaye
05:44Ji madam, shishye mein koi pehle apni shakal dekhta hai
05:46Aur phir pathar maar kar bhaag jata hai
05:48Kya, apni shakal dekhta hai?
05:50Haan, ek doggy jaise chehre wala sabko aayine baat raha hai
05:53Uske baad log kisi aur shishye mein apni shakal dekhta hai
05:56Toh usse todh dete hai
05:57Today morning you also, doggy ke peechhe running
06:00I don't know, kohi iski wajah wo saks toh nahi
06:02Abhi haan, mujhe abhi yaad aaya
06:04Jab maine us doggy ko pakda tha, waha se ka aunty bhi bhaag rahi thi
06:07Ho sakta hai, shayad unhone hi hamara shishya toda ho
06:10Mujhe abhi jaakar dekhna hoga mom
06:12Aur Hrithik, suit toh pehlo
06:18Kya baat kar raha Hrithik?
06:19Shishye toot raha hai?
06:20Haan
06:21Tujhe pata hai Hrithik, bheja toh us aayine mein 24 gante mein se
06:2448 baar apni shakal dekhta hai
06:26Abhi pata chal jayega, yeh jaadui aayina
06:28Kitna asli hai, aur kitna nakli
06:31Bheja, shakal dekhna chod, darwaza khol
06:35Tujhe kisne phoda yaar?
06:38Achcha, toh tu din baar is aayine mein khud ko dekhta raha kya?
06:41Tera toh poora chhera badal gaya yaar
06:43Itna dekhne ke liye doctor ne bola tha kya?
06:47Matlab jo socha uska olta ho gaya?
06:50Bheja, ek baar khidki ke shishye mein apni asli shakal dek
06:53Tu bevosho ke gir jayega
06:58Aargh!
07:00Aargh!
07:02Aargh!
07:04Aargh!
07:06Aargh!
07:08Aargh!
07:10Yaar MK, bheja ko toh aise chot lag di aayegi
07:12Aargh!
07:13Bheja, khidki ke shishye kyu tod raha hai?
07:15Paise koh denga tu?
07:16Aargh!
07:17Chal, laa hidhar
07:18Aargh!
07:19Boss, itna chilla kyu rahe ho?
07:21Meri nend kharab kar di, kitna achcha sapna dekh raha tha main
07:24Jojo mere bhai, achcha ho gaye tu aa gaye yaar
07:26Yaha hum ek bahot badi musibat me faz gaye
07:28Ab tu hi hume bacha sakta hai mere bhai
07:30Arey boss, isme likha hai
07:32Is aayene ka naam jhoota aayena hai
07:34Isme baar baar apni shakal dekhne se shakal badsurat ho jati hai
07:37Aur socha boss, bheja toh pehle se hi badsurat hai
07:39Uski shakal kaise lag rahi hogi?
07:41Is gher mein ho sakta hai boss
07:42Iska aasar khatam ho sakta hai, Jojo?
07:44Main abhi padh ke batata ho
07:46Isme likha hai ki agar kisi ne bhi is aayene mein
07:48Ek din se zyada lagatar khud ko dekh liya
07:50Toh uski shakal hamesha ke liye badal jayegi
07:52Iska aasar khatam karne ke liye
07:54Khaas kisam ki jadibooti ko muh mein chaba kar
07:56Satra kadam peeche chalna hoga
07:58Aur saati saath ulti sargam sur mein gaani hogi
08:00Aur uske baad do judua zehrile mehndak lekar
08:02Unhe sunehre dhage se bandhna hai
08:04Aur phir unhe farsh par saubar apne saamne uchhalna hai
08:06Aur jaise hi wo uchhalna lage
08:08Laal mirch le ke unke muh mein dalo
08:10Phir wohi mirchi tum bhi khalo
08:12Aur sabse boli khabar ye hai
08:14Ki wo judua zehrile mehndak
08:16Sarp ghane jangalo mein milenge
08:18Aur unhe pakadna lagbhag namamkin hai
08:20Kyuki waha ke kabile wale inki pooja karte hai
08:22Beja toh gaya
08:24Hmm
08:26Aisa hoi nahi sakta
08:28Koi toh aasan tarika hoga
08:30Iss jaadu ke aayane ka aasar khatam karne ka
08:32Kuch bhi ho jaye
08:34Main pata laga kare raunga
08:40Kisi ko itna aasan hai
08:42Agar main TV par bakra banane ka show karta hai
08:44Toh saas bahu ke serial se zyada TRP milti mujhe
08:46Kher yeh shock bhi pura kar lenge
08:48Arey meri nahi shikar
08:50Excuse me madam kya mujhe 2 minute desakti hai
08:522 minute kya 2 ghante le le
08:54Arey yeh toh wolf man hai
08:56Chakar chakar
08:58Chakar chakar
09:00Suniye
09:02Aapko meri taraf se yeh tofa lena hoga
09:04Isse aapki zindagi sabar jayegi
09:06Meri zindagi pehle se hi sabri hui hai samjha
09:08Toh theek hai
09:10Main usse abhi
09:12Ujaar deta ho
09:14Kya kya kya kya kya
09:18Boss yeh mujhse nahi samlega
09:20Aap bhi kuch kijiye
09:22Wo toh main hamisha karta hu tu tension mat le
09:24Oye chutku agar tujhe aesa lagta hai ki
09:26Tu mere in double power aayno ka mukabla kar paayega
09:28Toh bhool ja
09:30Mukabla bhi karunga aur jeetunga bhi
09:32Achha
09:40Yeh hi hai woh chodna pat
09:42Arey chal aap jaldi se
09:44Mere dost ka chehra thik kar
09:46Yeh toh mujhe nahi aata sachme
09:56Maise bhaija
09:58Tu maane ya na maane
10:00Lekin tera yehi chehra
10:02Hum sabko achha lagta hai
10:04Lekin kyu
10:06Yehi aayna toh mujhe mera asli chehra dikhata hai
10:08Darasal baat yeh hai madam ki
10:10Yeh toh laayi yeh se mujhe wapas kar diji
10:16Arey yeh aakhari toh rakh sakta hu
10:18Rakh sakta hai na yeh le rakh le
10:22Tumhari yaad aayegi
10:24Arey yaad toh tujhe meri bhi aayegi
10:26Jab mai tujhe saza dunga
10:28Par maine toh saare aayne wapas leli hai
10:30Ab kaisi saza
10:32Arey tere in aayno ki wajah se
10:34Sher ke log pareshaan hua hai
10:36Aur mera khaas dost bheja bhi
10:38Sabhi kahana