A Crazy Girl HD ( Comedy, Drama, Romance )
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00:00I'm sad, I'm sad
00:05I'm sad, I'm sad
00:30Mmm
00:44Ladies and gentlemen, I am Paolo Moretti
00:46and I welcome you on board of our tour of Paris
00:49which by the way is a city that was founded by the Romans
00:53in 54 B.C.
00:56I will be giving you the true story
00:59and not some old boring history lesson about Paris
01:03In fact, Paris is the most Italian city outside of Italy
01:30Uhm...
01:31I'm sorry, but you really have to turn off your cell phone right now, Mr. Friedman
01:37I'm sorry, but I have to listen to my messages
01:40Besides, I'm an electrical engineer
01:43I assure you, mobile phone devices don't cause any instrument interference
01:48Yes
01:50Anyway, these are our regulations
01:52and unfortunately I can't give the captain a star sign
01:55as long as you don't turn off your phone
01:57Anyway, I will stop when I'm finished
02:00and that will be before the start
02:09A wonderful good day, ladies and gentlemen
02:12My name is Greta Kluge and I am your purser on this flight from Munich to Paris
02:16Before we start, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Gunther Friedman
02:21on seat 6D
02:23Mr. Friedman is currently listening to his mobile phone messages
02:26and unfortunately he can't turn off his phone yet
02:29Anyway, we will lose our slot
02:33and passengers with connecting flights will probably not be able to perceive them
02:37and I thought I would just draw your attention to this
02:39because we had a similar situation last year
02:42and both passengers in Germany and France were very successful at that time
02:47If you stay a little longer in Paris, you may even get to know him
02:50He is now playing for a pass under Monika in the middle
02:54Oh, great! Mr. Friedman is finished
02:58Maybe a little applause for Mr. Friedman at this point?
03:17This is the Arc de Triomphe
03:19It was built in 1936
03:21and is of course modeled after the Roman Triumphal Arches that still stand in Rome
03:26It's not really a very good copy of the Italian arches
03:29I mean, it's...
03:30I wouldn't say anything to the French
03:32because they like their arches very much
03:34and they would feel really bad if they knew this is a poor copy
03:37But it's a beautiful idea, beautiful arches
03:40You must go to Italy
03:52Check this out
03:57What is it? A mobile disco?
03:59It's an engagement ring, idiot
04:02Hello
04:04I am overwhelmed
04:05I mean, I must call my parents at once
04:07I didn't think I'd get married again after my third wife
04:10It's for Greta
04:12Well, I do hope we can be friends
04:14because I think what we had together was very special
04:18Ah, a firefly
04:20This is Greta
04:21Nice to meet you
04:22Nice to meet you too
04:27Please, please
04:28Thank you
04:33Good evening
04:34Good evening
04:35See you
04:50Does it feel hot in here?
04:54It might be a little warm, yes
04:57No, I mean like really hot
04:59Like sweltering, suffocating hot
05:01Like a sauna
05:03You can barely breathe, no?
05:06Maybe some cold water?
05:09Yeah, good idea
05:20Now I'm sweating
05:44So, I was thinking
05:46Like when you have a baby
05:49Like the baby is sleeping
05:51And you want to go for a pizza
05:53Like the last minute
05:56You just can't do it anymore, right?
05:59They deliver
06:04Ah, they deliver
06:07Okay, Greta
06:09We've been living together for three years, no?
06:12Two months
06:13Seven hours and four minutes
06:16You have an app in your phone
06:17that tells you how long you lived with a man?
06:19No, not with a man
06:20Only you
06:21I got it after we met on the room flight
06:23because I knew that I would never have to reset it
06:27That's nice
06:31Let's see
06:36I have something to ask you
06:38Okay
06:40I have something to ask you
06:46But I can't really breathe, so
06:49I can't catch my breath
06:52Paolo
06:54Take long, deep breaths
06:56And then ask your question
07:03Very good
07:05And now we need to get organized here
07:07Is there maybe something you wanted to give me?
07:10Yes
07:11Yes
07:33Maybe you wanted to kneel?
07:35I'm sorry
07:45Push the button
07:58It's beautiful
08:00Yeah?
08:01It's better
08:06Yeah
08:08Greta, you are my life
08:11And I want to ask you
08:12with all my heart
08:14if you will marry me
08:16and be my wife
08:19This is how much I love you
08:23Yeah
08:24Yeah
08:36I would be very, very happy to marry you, Paolo
08:47It's such a beautiful restaurant here
08:49And it's so lovely of you
08:51to bring me a trip to Boston
08:55But would you maybe prefer pizza?
08:57Yes
08:58Yes
08:59They deliver
09:06Go
09:07Bye
09:10What is my style?
09:11What is before?
09:13Okay, pause, pause
09:14No, no, pause
09:23Ready?
09:27Okay, go
09:28Go
09:29Bye
09:31Nice
09:32Bye
09:34Who's this?
09:39I don't like this game anymore
09:41Because you're bad
09:42And I'm good
09:49And now
09:54Talk to me in Italian, please
09:57Come on
09:58Work that Roman magic on me
10:01I'm not from Rome
10:02I'm from Palermo
10:04I heard about that
10:05And now let's hear some Italian
10:08I don't want to talk Italian
10:11Talk to me in German
10:14You're right
10:15What?
10:18Paolo, seriously
10:19You can't make love in German
10:21Why not?
10:22I mean, like
10:23German people make love in German all the time, no?
10:25The only thing you can do in German
10:27is make sure everything's in the proper order
10:29Eins, zwei, drei, vier
10:31And then you come together
10:34Well, I don't want to talk Italian
10:37Talk to me in German
10:38I'm tired of talking Italian all the time
10:41Say some beautiful German words, come on
10:43I don't know what I'd say
10:48Just say the first thing that comes to your mind, please
10:54Okay
10:56In the unlikely event of a pressure loss in the cabin
11:01oxygen masks will automatically fall out of the compartments above your heads
11:07In German
11:08Louder
11:09Louder, okay
11:11When you travel with a child
11:13first put on your own mask
11:16then help your child or other needy passengers
11:20You love masks
11:26I love you
11:28I love you too
11:30Thank you
11:44Hey, guys
11:46Hey, nice
11:48Come here, show me
11:53One minute, please
11:56Thank you
11:58There is a diamond there somewhere
12:00Yes?
12:01That's not just a reflection of the light
12:03You're impossible
12:04Paolo's a pass driver
12:05He saved the year for this
12:07I was just joking, Cherie
12:08It's a beautiful ring
12:09And I couldn't be happier that you're in love
12:11All marriages should start out this way
12:14Before...
12:16Before what?
12:17Nothing
12:18You should enjoy it while it lasts
12:19Especially with an Italian
12:20Hey, pronto, come va?
12:21Va bene, la bella carina
12:25Did I tell you you look radiant today?
12:28Really
12:29You're top with love, Cherie
12:31Why is he doing this?
12:32He's French
12:33He can't help it
12:34They think they invented love
12:36It's true, we did
12:38They don't call it German kissing, do they?
12:43Francois
12:44I'm horribly sorry I ever showed you the ring
12:47You need help
12:48Okay
12:50Want to have a drink with me
12:51when we get to...
12:53Where are we going today?
12:55Munich, I think
12:57Now I know
12:58Munich
12:59So, how about a drink in Munich?
13:21I mean, I literally, like, guide him through the whole proposal
13:24You guarded him?
13:25No, I didn't guard him, I guided him
13:31I worry about you and Paolo, Cherie
13:33You do?
13:34Uh-huh
13:35Why?
13:36Because men prefer women who are...
13:40How should I put this?
13:42More French
13:45No, Francois
13:46You prefer women who are more French
13:48And who will say oui, mon amour
13:50Oui, oui, oui
13:51And they're gonna put their arms around you when you walk
13:55And they're gonna hang on every word
13:57And they're gonna say whatever you want, sweetie
14:00Just say the word?
14:02Oh
14:03Maybe there's something I could be able to do for you right now
14:07Paolo and I are just fine
14:09You don't have to worry
14:13Hey, kid
14:15Hello
14:18Nice to see you again, Rita
14:22Hello
14:25Will there be one room or two?
14:27Why two?
14:34Hello
14:35You know what this means?
14:37This is your last chance for a fling
14:39It's not gonna happen
14:44Paris is Italian, right?
14:47Italian men think that fidelity is the name of the woman who lives across the hall
14:53They can't help it
14:55It's genetic
14:58Francois
14:59I'm gonna go to my very own room now
15:01Danke
15:02I'm gonna soak
15:03I'm gonna try to forget what you've done to me today
15:05Okay
15:06I'm not finished yet
15:07No, no, no
15:08No, no, no
15:09Just...
15:11I've known Paolo for three years now
15:13He's just not the type who will get attracted to the first good-looking woman that passes by
15:18Thanks
15:44Thank you
15:56George peeked inside
15:57He was trying to see what was making the swirls
16:00When all of a sudden
16:06The chocolates began coming out faster and faster
16:10They sped by him so quickly
16:12They seemed to be running on legs of their own
16:42I don't know yet, you know
16:44He has to be very careful
16:45And dragons are hard to kill
16:47Some of them are very dangerous, those who spit fire
16:51But I know he'll be back very soon
16:53As soon as he's killed the dragon, he'll be home
16:56Okay?
17:03The little Dan
17:05Sleep tight, sweetheart
17:07See you tomorrow
17:12Good night
17:15Good night, my angel
17:18I don't remember Dad's voice
17:21Me neither
17:24I know
17:28And this is the famous Louvre Museum
17:31Once a royal fortress in the 13th century
17:34Now it's considered one of the most famous museums in the world
17:39They've got all these Italian paintings
17:41They've got Leonardo
17:42They've got Michelangelo
17:44Caravaggio, Giotto, etc, etc
17:47Many of which, by the way, were stolen from Italy
17:51How are you going to do it?
18:08Beautiful doesn't even begin to describe her
18:21She was like perfect
18:24She was radiating a light
18:26Am I missing something here, brother?
18:28Aren't you getting married to Greta?
18:31She's minded me
18:32Well, she's been waiting three years for you to propose
18:35I don't know if she didn't yell or bite at her
18:36Not Greta
18:37The girl on the bicycle was minded me
18:39Which bit of her?
18:40I don't know, man
18:41One of his operas
18:42Look, you've got to forget about this girl on the bicycle, pal, all right?
18:46It wasn't just a smile
18:50Merda, I've got to get this girl out of my head
18:52I know, I know
18:53Yeah, you have
18:54Right?
18:55So, let's say goodbye to the beautiful girl on the bicycle
18:57The gorgeous smart one
18:58See you later
18:59Ciao
19:00Adios
19:01Ciao
19:02Ciao, ciao
19:03Done
19:04Out of my head
19:05She gone?
19:06She's out of my head
19:07Good
19:08I promise
19:09Very good
19:10She's out of my head
19:11I'm never going to mention her anymore
19:12Welcome
19:13Hello, her husband's back in town for the weekend
19:18Did I tell you she waved at me?
19:20Who?
19:21Clara told me, the girl on the fucking bicycle
19:24What colour?
19:25She's a dead man
19:26I waved back
19:27I also waved at Greta, though
19:29Oh, Greta was on the bicycle too, was she?
19:31I thought she was in Munich
19:32I'm talking about yesterday
19:35Greta, we were having sex
19:37And I waved
19:39You were having sex with Greta
19:41While you were waving at the girl on the bicycle?
19:43No
19:45Greta was on top of me
19:47I thought it was the girl on the bicycle
19:49So I waved
19:51Hello, can I ask you something?
19:54You've gone totally fucking bonkers
19:56You think I want this?
19:58It just happened
20:01This girl has possessed me completely
20:04I don't know if you noticed
20:06Oh yeah, I've noticed
20:12Come on, let's play
20:14Let's go outside
20:15OK sweetheart, now
20:17It's a perfect day
20:18All you have to do is remember to wet the soap
20:20And hold it in your left hand
20:22I'm ready
20:23If the water is good
20:26Oh!
20:27Ah!
20:28Oh!
20:29Ah!
20:30Oh!
20:31Cecile?
20:32Yeah?
20:33Do you think you can grip the soap just a tiny bit tighter?
20:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry
20:37Excellent
20:39Ah!
20:40No, I'm sorry, I lost my grip
20:43I'm sorry, are you OK?
20:48Do you think this is funny?
20:50No
20:51No, so we all behave like professionals here
20:55Good, thank you
21:06Are we done now?
21:08Because, you see, it took two hours longer
21:10Than I expected to do your hair and makeup
21:12And we only have this studio for one hour more
21:14So we really need to get this done now
21:17Yeah
21:18Good
21:20Now let's see the face of Bing in paradise
21:25And now hold it
21:26Yeah, hold it tight
21:27Don't let it slip
21:30Get that soap!
21:43Nobody's going to buy your stupid soap anyway
21:46Because they won't be able to hold it in their hands
21:48For two seconds, dammit!
21:50Goodbye, Cecile!
21:51Yeah, yeah, goodbye!
21:53Look, man, this one's a piece of cake, right?
21:56Meet the girl on the bicycle
21:59Why?
22:00I'm getting married with Greta
22:02I love her, she's perfect for me
22:05That's why you've got to meet her, right?
22:07There's no girl, not even some beautiful girl on a bicycle
22:10Could ever measure up to your fantasy of her
22:13Are you sure about this?
22:15It's my speciality
22:17I don't think it's going to work
22:19Trust me, right?
22:21The rub is to get her telephone number
22:23Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plait
22:26Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plait
22:28S'il vous plait?
22:29Yeah, numero de teléfone, s'il vous plait
22:33Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plait
22:37Numero de teléfone
22:40S'il vous plait
22:41Bravo
22:43Under the golden dome is buried Napoleon
22:46Napoleon, you have to know, was Italian
22:49His real name was Napoleone di quella parte
22:52And what you now see in that building over there with the big hole in the middle
22:56That is the world famous Arc de Triomphe
22:58Now there's two of these in existence and a lot of people don't realise this
23:02There's one here in Paris and the other one is in Las Vegas, Nevada
23:06All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
23:11I'd rather be walking on the show
23:15And this is Notre Dame Cathedral
23:17Which was started in the year 1163 and finished in the year 1345
23:24182 years to finish a church
23:27I mean, in Italy we build them almost overnight
23:30But what are you going to do?
23:31All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
23:35All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
23:40It looks like I'm here to stay
23:48I'll be settling down for a coffee
23:52Or should I say a café?
23:55It surely will not be the same
24:00All that stuff Paris, it's the middle of nowhere
24:03All that stuff Paris, there's nothing more I can say
24:06All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
24:33All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
24:36All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
24:40All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
24:44All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
25:09All that stuff Paris, it looks like I'm here to stay
25:18Now you'll be seeing the real Paris that almost no tourist has ever seen
25:22Ahead of us you will see the sewing shop
25:25Very good if you need sewing
25:26If it's not August, and if it's August
25:32Hi
25:33Hi, it's me, come here back Schnute
25:39Hi
25:45What are you doing?
25:48Paolo always calls me at lunchtime if I'm not flying
25:50Here's a call
25:54We're now passing a wine bar
25:56They have wine, they also have free peanuts
25:58If it's not August, and if it's August
26:05Well, suppose that just this one time he decided not to call
26:09Nothing bothers an Italian more than a plan
26:11Show him a schedule and swat at it like a mosquito
26:15I think I'm gonna call him
26:33Maybe there's a good reason he's not calling
26:35What's a good reason?
26:38He's dead
26:41No
26:45No, no, please give him a break
26:47No
26:50You don't understand Francois
26:52Your cell phone is your relationship
26:54You go from email to texting to actually talking
26:59He's probably just taking a nap on his bus
27:08No
27:20Why?
27:22It's not normal, the road is blocked
27:24It's right in the middle
27:34Coffee, croissant
27:36Buon appetito
27:41Well, you got a chance of seeing a different...
28:07No
28:23Where did you go?
28:25Huh? Sorry?
28:26Phone number, please
28:28Ah, you wanted my phone number
28:30Bravo, bravo!
28:31Phone number, please
28:34No, no, I have to pick up my kids
28:36What?
28:37Bravo, bravo!
28:39Goodbye
28:41Goodbye
29:00I don't know where to get another bicycle, man
29:03Excellent solution, fast and fun
29:05I didn't kill her
29:07Well, that's too bad, because that definitely would have solved the problem
29:09You managed to get her phone number?
29:11No, that's why I ran her over
29:13Oh, well, that should teach her
29:15If she refuses next time, throw her off the Eiffel Tower
29:18Or maybe drown her in the sand
29:19Eventually she's got to give you her phone number
29:21Very funny, man
29:23Her name is Cecile
29:24Cecile Laurent
29:26You spoke to her?
29:27No, I'm at the hospital, I heard the nurse say her name
29:30Also, I've been fired
29:32I can't marry Greta without a job
29:35Find me another job
29:36Excuse me, gotta go
29:39How is Cecile Laurent?
29:41We only can give out information to immediate family
29:44Are you her husband?
29:47Yeah, I'm the husband
29:49She has a broken leg and a broken arm
29:51But only minor fractures
29:53She'll be fine in a few weeks
29:55We have her on strong pain medication
29:57So she's a little drugged out now
29:59But you should be able to take her home soon
30:02Take her home soon?
30:04Yeah
30:05Once you find someone to take care of her
30:07You can go back to work
30:10Do you want to see her?
30:13I'll be back
30:31Children
30:33Children
30:35Papa! Papa!
30:39My sweet, dear children
30:41You're right, Maman
30:43Papa speaks English
30:46Time to go home, everybody
30:52Let's go in
30:54Hold the door
30:56Very good
30:58Sorry, sorry, sorry
31:03All right, let's do it
31:14Come on
31:27Come on
31:33Come on
31:54I'm hungry
31:56Me too
31:57Okay, you can go get something to eat
31:59I'm six years old
32:01Get Papa
32:03Papa? Get Papa?
32:06Okay, let's get something straight right away
32:10Julian? Claire?
32:12Okay, Julian and Claire
32:14I'm not sure where you got this idea
32:16But I'm definitely not
32:18I'm not
32:20Not what?
32:22I'm not
32:24I'm not sure what there is to eat for dinner
32:28Where is the kitchen?
32:32All right
32:39Where is the food?
32:41Maman didn't buy it yet
32:43She buys it on her way home
32:46Now I'll go buy some real food downstairs
32:48You play
32:51He left his phone in the locker
32:53He left his phone in the locker at the depot
32:55What time will you be home for dinner tonight?
32:57No, Greta, the thing is that
32:59The union decided to do this thing at the last minute
33:01I don't know
33:03It's a meeting that I don't know how long it's going to last
33:05But probably it will last a long time
33:07I mean, I don't know
33:09Well, okay, then I'm just going to put your dinner in the fridge
33:12And you can microwave
33:14Bravo, perfetto
33:16He has a union meeting tonight
33:18Greta, who's that?
33:20Nobody, just a friend
33:22He's one of the pilots, you haven't met him
33:24Basho
33:26Basho, back
33:30Paolo
33:32Paolo took me here the first night we met
33:34I love it here
33:36If you ever want to find me, here's where I am
33:40And I don't believe for one second
33:42That he left his phone in his locker
33:44Hi
34:10I'm happy you're back home
34:12Me too
34:14Although you were away a very long time
34:16Too long
34:18You should stay here and not kill dragons, Papa
34:20Well
34:24It takes a long time to kill dragons
34:26And if you don't call me Papa, they will be gone
34:28Thank you
34:30We can call you Papa
34:38No, you can call me Papa if you want
34:40But not so often
34:46I mean, at least until we get to know each other
34:48You know
34:50Could you say the story of how you killed the dragon
34:52When we go to bed?
34:54Bed? That's a good idea
34:56When do you go to bed?
34:58After dinner and our bath
35:00Ok, if you want to know the whole story
35:02About how I killed the dragon
35:04Finish your pasta very quickly
35:06And go get your bath
35:08Papa, I'm fine
35:10My mom bathes us
35:12Well, probably not tonight
35:16And I was in the mouth of the dragon
35:18Then I put my feet like this
35:20And my arms like this
35:22And I kept the mouth open
35:24Then I took my sword
35:26And I plunged through his tongue
35:28And I hit all the way down to his throat
35:30And the dragon wanted to spit fire
35:32But he couldn't
35:34Because of my sword
35:36And the fire went into his sinuses
35:38And then he had to sneeze
35:40And so he wanted an antihistamine
35:42But he couldn't ask for antihistamine
35:44Because he couldn't talk
35:46So he was desperate
35:48And then I saw him become puffy, puffy, puffy
35:50And then he sneezed
35:52And he sneezed me out of his mouth
35:54So I was free
35:56All of a sudden I look at him
35:58And he was like
36:02An enormous sneeze
36:04And the smoke was there
36:06And then he dropped
36:08And fell
36:10In this giant puddle
36:12Of nasal mucus
36:14And he drowned
36:16And he was dead
36:20It was easy, really
36:26Good night
36:28My mom wakes us up at seven for school
36:30Seven?
36:32Okay, I'll wake you up at seven
36:34Good night, sleep
37:00Moshi moshi
37:02Moshi moshi yourself
37:04You don't know what kind of shit you put me in, man
37:06Cecilia has two children
37:08Well, I got it all to do
37:10No, they think I'm their father
37:12How was that?
37:14I don't know why is that, they just do
37:16Who cares why, I mean, they think I've been away
37:18Cheesing dragons
37:20So, did you rescue the princess
37:22Or go back together?
37:24No, the princess, she took so many pills
37:26She's like in a coma
37:28I'm on my way to Greta
37:30And by the way, if she calls you
37:32You have to tell her that we were at the union meeting tonight
37:34Me and you
37:36Oh, we got union there, have we?
37:38That's all I can think about, man
37:40So now, put down your stupid guitar
37:42And find someone who can take care of Cecilia and the kids
37:44Any specific qualification?
37:46Yes, she should not be beautiful
37:48And not ride a bicycle
37:58Excusez-moi, vous savez où se trouve la rue Saint-Jean?
38:00Oui, la prochaine à gauche
38:02Et après
38:04We are looking for rue Saint-Jacques
38:06Oui, je comprends, je comprends
38:08It's on the left
38:10Why don't you speak to me in French?
38:12Do you know how much money I've spent
38:14Having French lessons?
38:16No one in this city will speak a word to me in French
38:18I've had three French wives
38:20Not one of them would speak to me in French
38:22Do you know how maddening that is?
38:28Let's go
38:58Sorry
39:22What time is it?
39:24Six o'clock
39:26I'm going jogging.
39:28Wait, didn't you just go out?
39:30Yeah, but I really didn't get enough of a workout.
39:33I want a bit more.
39:36Paolo?
39:37What?
39:40What?
39:42What are you thinking?
39:43I don't know, Paolo. What am I thinking?
39:46It's true. I really want to go jogging.
39:56I don't know.
39:57Good morning.
40:22Good morning.
40:25Time to get up. Come on.
40:35Hey!
40:37You're up.
40:39You don't have any clean clothes?
40:55Good morning.
40:57Feeling better?
41:01You hit me with your bus.
41:03Yes, I know. I'm really sorry. I am Paolo. Really sorry.
41:07Why are you in my apartment if you hit me with your bus?
41:10Well, because I'm taking care of you and the kids.
41:13Not for long, because I have to find a job.
41:15Here.
41:16What's that?
41:17It's a telephone.
41:18Yes, thank you. I know, but why are you giving it to me?
41:21Yes, thank you. I know, but why are you giving it to me?
41:23So you can call someone to help you until you get better. I mean, take care of the kids.
41:28Like who?
41:30I don't know. Your parents.
41:32Morocco.
41:37You hit me with your bus.
41:38Yeah, I know that. But there's got to be someone who's going to be able to take care of you and the kids.
41:43I mean, I don't know. Like, you have an uncle, an aunt.
41:48Do you have someone from Facebook?
41:51No.
41:52What about your ex-husband?
41:56He's not my ex-husband.
41:58We were never married and now he's living in Australia with his wife and two children, so...
42:04I can't believe you hit me with your bus.
42:06Well, and I can't believe that you haven't told your children that their father is not coming back.
42:16Okay, let's try something new.
42:18Yeah, excellent idea.
42:19Here, maybe you can get me some breakfast. Please?
42:24Breakfast?
42:27Okay.
42:30Excuse me, why do the kids think I'm their father?
42:34I know the answer to that. Because that's what you told the nurse.
42:38Now can I get my breakfast, please?
42:41No.
42:43I didn't tell the nurse that I'm their father.
42:46I told the nurse that I'm your husband.
42:49You told her that?
42:51Why?
42:53Ah, so you could get my phone number.
42:55No, no, no.
42:56Yes, yes, you kept asking me for my phone number. Why were you doing that?
43:00Why was I doing that?
43:06Derek, the friend of mine.
43:09I told him that I saw this beautiful girl on a bicycle.
43:12And he wants to meet you.
43:14Here's a thing for beautiful women. I'll go get the breakfast.
43:17Oh, I thought the number was for you.
43:19No, it wasn't for me.
43:21Why would I need your phone number?
43:23By the way, I'm engaged to get married, just so you know.
43:25Okay, then why did you tell the nurse you were my husband?
43:28Because I had to find out how you were, that's it.
43:31Why?
43:32Because I hit you with my bus.
43:34Voila!
43:37You still eating?
43:39You still eating?
43:40Finish up, we have to leave in five minutes.
43:44There's always so much pressure around here.
43:47Get out of bed, dress, finish your breakfast, go to school.
43:52Not good for my nerves.
43:55If you really want to see something that is not going to be good for your nerves,
43:58try not to be late in five minutes.
44:09Okay, ciao, Giuliani.
44:12Bye-bye, Paolo.
44:14Bye-bye, Papa.
44:15Ciao, Giuliani, bye.
44:28Ah, Paolo.
44:31Hello, I called for you, but you weren't here.
44:34Well, I was out doing laundry, the children have no clean clothes.
44:37What are you doing there?
44:38I'm trying to get to the bathroom.
44:40I've been holding it forever.
44:43Hello, are you going to help me?
44:47Bathroom?
44:48Paolo!
44:50Huh?
44:58Paolo, I've been in this gown forever.
45:01I really need you to help me get on something closest.
45:03Closest?
45:05In the armoire here, on the left side is a bra and panties.
45:17Now, done.
45:19Yeah, no, I'm not done.
45:20My breasts go inside the bra.
45:22They're not inside the bra?
45:25Okay.
45:28Done.
45:30Okay, now can you...
45:31No, I'm not going to do your panties.
45:34There are some scissors over there in the sewing basket.
45:42You have to tell the children I'm not their father, okay?
45:45Yes.
45:46I'll tell them as soon as you bring them back from school.
45:50Well, we should break it to them gently.
45:53Giuliani's under a lot of pressure.
45:55I'm afraid that if we do it too quickly,
45:57I mean, it's going to be bad for his nerves.
46:05No, stop her!
46:07Turn around!
46:10I like cartoons.
46:12Ah, you do, huh? You do?