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00:00I'm Mildred, and I'm commonly referred to as a bookworm.
00:05I'm top of my class.
00:07Straight A's all the way.
00:08School is like heaven for me academically and socially.
00:12I'm borderline obsessed to tell the truth.
00:15I like hunting.
00:17Fashion.
00:18Look at this great big burger!
00:19You know, stuff of adventures.
00:22You don't...
00:23Talk like a normal child. I know.
00:28Hello.
00:30Mildred, it's me, your dad.
00:32I just flew halfway across the world to be with you, little lady.
00:36Great.
00:38Sorry for the whole absent father thing.
00:41What's this?
00:42This is the Canterbury Panther.
00:44No one's ever caught definitive proof.
00:47I could take you.
00:49We leave at first light.
00:54Hey, stick with me. You'll be fine.
00:57You know where you're going, right?
01:00So, what does the average gay foreign illusionist look like?
01:03I do appearances.
01:04Wow.
01:05You think it's easy making a hundred balloon animals with Vin Diesel's kids?
01:09What the hell is a Vin Diesel?
01:21I heard a creepy sound.
01:22Really? You're 42, Dad?
01:28What did I ever do to you?
01:29Most daughters see their dads more than once a decade.
01:34Mildred, it's alright to be scared.
01:37I'll look after you.
01:38Go, go, go!
01:39You can't do it!
01:40Yes, you can!
01:43Nice kitty!
01:46Okay, that's officially the craziest thing I've ever seen.
01:48I know. I'm pretty dressed, too.
01:50Hey!
01:58So, can I make one thing perfectly clear?
02:02What's that?
02:03This tent is a fart-free zone. Clear?
02:06Clear.
02:07Good.
02:11I'm so sorry.
02:13Christ.