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00:00The following footage is from our vault of classics, taken ten years after its release.
00:13I told you a million times before,
00:16I speak quietly,
00:18and no one will notice me.
00:20No one will touch my wallet.
00:23My wallet.
00:25What wallet?
00:27Listen!
00:28Touch it!
00:30I don't like this.
00:33Wow!
00:35Wow!
00:36Well done, man!
00:38I've never let you down, especially since you were a kid.
00:41Thank you!
00:45I told you, I'm from Salliyah.
00:47You can count on it, Osman Bey.
00:49You're our role model.
00:51I'm dying to know what you're laughing at.
00:53You're laughing at what?
00:55At me.
00:58When you're in a respectable company, you have to find a respectable manager.
01:02You can't laugh at him.
01:04You tell him this.
01:06He tells you this.
01:08You tell him this.
01:09He tells you this.
01:10You tell him this.
01:11He tells you this.
01:15What's the word I'm saying?
01:17What's the word I'm saying?
01:18You're dying to know!
01:19I like this.
01:21You're dying to know.
01:22I like this.
01:24You're dying to know!
01:37Mr. Osman, we have a meeting after two hours.
01:40I know.
01:41I didn't know.
01:43Go to hell.
01:44Okay, okay.
01:51Come in.
01:53Good morning, Mr. Osman.
01:57Good morning, sir.
01:58You have 20 seconds.
01:59No, sir.
02:00And you stand.
02:01Yes, sir.
02:02Mr. Osman, honestly, I'm disappointed in you.
02:04I don't know how to bring it to you or how to ask you to do it.
02:07Do you want to introduce yourself to my daughter?
02:09No, sir. I'm tall, of course.
02:11Mr. Osman, I need to leave early today.
02:13Yes.
02:14Didn't you hear me?
02:15No, I heard.
02:16Good.
02:17But I don't understand.
02:18I'm telling you that I need to leave early today.
02:20Why?
02:21Why?
02:22Why?
02:23Circumstances.
02:24Circumstances, Mr. Osman.
02:25Imagine if they called me at home and told me,
02:27Amir, come quickly, there's a problem.
02:29And I have to go?
02:31Simply.
02:33I'm telling you, circumstances.
02:34To your office, sir.
02:35And if I don't see you again, don't come again.
02:37Mr. Osman, I'm sorry.
02:38Go ahead.
02:39Mr. Osman.
02:45It's okay.
02:47It's okay.
02:48Mr. Osman, honestly, I can't stand it.
02:50I can't stand it.
02:51I have to go.
02:52And at the same time, I need a job.
02:53If you didn't exist, what would you do?
02:54Tell me the truth, Amir.
02:55I told you the truth, sir.
02:56It's a false truth.
02:57There are no details, Amir.
02:59If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
03:00Try me.
03:01I'll try you.
03:04Mr. Osman.
03:07I've been running away from Saeed for two years.
03:11I have a flight ticket.
03:13And an experience in my field.
03:14And he's coming to kill me.
03:15This is the truth, Mr. Bashir.
03:21Nice.
03:22No, no, it's nice.
03:23It's nice, it's a joke, it's a joke.
03:26But I'll tell you again.
03:28If I don't find you at your office,
03:30I'll put you in the hands of the S-plus.
03:32I'll put you in your office.
03:33Mr. Osman, excuse me.
03:34Get out.
03:35Listen to me, okay.
03:36Do you think I'm stupid or what?
03:37No, no, sir.
03:38Of course not.
03:39Get out.
03:44Get out.
03:46Get out, Saeed.
03:48Get out, big man.
03:51They hit you, Saeed.
03:53Get out.
03:54Get out, Saeed.
03:56Get out.
03:57Get out, big man.
03:59I swear.
04:00I swear.
04:01If you put half of this effort into work,
04:04Saeed would be sitting on this chair.
04:08How are you, Saeed?
04:10Thank God.
04:11How are you, Saeed?
04:12Thank God.
04:13And you, Saeed?
04:14Thank God.
04:16Get out.
04:17Get out, Saeed.
04:19Get out.
04:21Be careful, Saeed.
04:23I went down the street
04:25to get some clean sugary tea
04:28and saw a guy standing there.
04:30He went up,
04:31got up,
04:32punched me.
04:33Hit me.
04:34He threw a gun
04:35and said,
04:36oh, the moon is bigger.
04:40Okay, okay, okay.
04:41A long story.
04:42A long story?
04:43A long story.
04:44A long story.
04:45A long story.
04:46And he asked,
04:47where is the moon?
04:48I thought the driver was crazy, but they didn't let me go.
04:54They beat me up and drove me here.
04:57Drove you here?
04:59No, here.
05:00Get out.
05:01Listen to me, my son.
05:03Mr. Amir must leave the company right now,
05:07or we'll all be driven away.
05:0912 years as a manager.
05:11Yes.
05:12I've been a manager for 12 years.
05:14Thank God.
05:15I've seen, I've heard, and I've told you countless stories.
05:21You're making me cry, Sayed.
05:24How old are you?
05:28By the way, your make-up is very convincing. I approve.
05:33But not after all this time.
05:361, 2, 3.
05:39Get out.
05:40But it's B time.
05:41God forbid.
05:43It's B time.
05:44Get out.
05:47Thank God.
05:48God bless you, As'ad.
05:50What's wrong with you?
05:51I'll get you a drink.
05:52God bless you, As'ad.
05:55I'll get you a drink.
05:56What are you doing?
05:57I'll get you a drink.
05:58God bless you.
05:59I'll get you a drink.
06:00I'll get you a drink.
06:01Who are you laughing at?
06:03It's not Osman who's laughing at him.
06:07Like honey.
06:14Like honey.
06:23Uncle Sayed.
06:24Sayed.
06:27Uncle Sayed.
06:30Tamer.
06:33Uncle.
06:36Uncle.
06:40Uncle.
06:44Uncle.
06:58Uncle.
07:14The relationship between a manager and his employees here is a relationship of advice.
07:19Yes.
07:20Meaning the employee's job is to try to impress.
07:23And the manager's job is to impress him.
07:26Like the camel and the sheep.
07:27And when the relationship between the manager and his employees is ten and they kiss each other,
07:33the game becomes beautiful and strong.
07:36God.
07:40What a pleasure, Abu Tariq.
07:44Go to hell.
07:56I'm the king.
07:57Do you understand?
07:58I'm the king.
07:59Here.
08:00Here.
08:01Do you want to play something else?
08:02Play.
08:03Play.
08:04Come on.
08:05Mr. Ali, the manager is at work.
08:08No one makes a sound.
08:09What is this horse laughing?
08:11No one makes a sound.
08:18Hello.
08:19Hello, Ammour.
08:20Where are you, my love?
08:21Where am I?
08:23Where am I?
08:24I'm at home.
08:26I'm at home, Mr. Ali.
08:27Can't you find me?
08:28No.
08:29Goodbye.
08:30Goodbye, my love.
08:31God bless you.
08:32God bless you, my love.
08:33God bless you.
08:36Play.
08:37Play, Ammour.
08:38Ammour trusts me.
08:40He trusts me more than his wife.
08:42That's right.
08:43That's why I don't bother him.
08:45That's right.
08:46Like I don't bother you at the club.
08:48That's right.
08:53This is Rizwa.
08:54What?
08:55He calls me every time.
08:56Help me, guys.
08:57I'm in pain.
08:58I'm in pain.
09:08Hello.
09:09Hello.
09:10Hello.
09:13I'm fine with this shirt, by the way.
09:16But I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
09:18Yes, Ammour.
09:19Hello, my love.
09:20How are you, my love?
09:21What are you doing?
09:22You didn't come to work today, my love.
09:24I'm very tired.
09:25As you can see.
09:28I can't even get up from my bed.
09:31Look.
09:32Get up.
09:33Get up.
09:34I can't.
09:35Goodbye, my love.
09:36Goodbye, my love.
09:37Are you tired?
09:38Aren't you supposed to send a message to apologize?
09:40Or are you working with the principles of a master, Ammour?
09:42No.
09:43My voice was breaking today.
09:47What?
09:48My voice was breaking.
09:51I couldn't get my voice out.
09:54He said my voice was breaking.
09:58Why didn't you send a message?
09:59My voice was breaking.
10:00Oh, no.
10:01Oh, no.
10:02Is that possible?
10:03Goodbye, my love.
10:04Goodbye.
10:05Goodbye, my love.
10:06Goodbye.
10:07Goodbye, Mr. Ali, my love.
10:09Where is the beer?
10:10Where is the beer?
10:11Beer?
10:12Did the doctor prescribe you a beer, Ammour?
10:14This is a TV show that I'm working on.
10:16The TV shows that I'm working on.
10:18Yes.
10:19I'm working on them.
10:20Beer, Wael?
10:21You're drinking beer, Wael, my son?
10:24Your son?
10:25Now you think I'm your son?
10:27Where were you when I was little?
10:29When I ran after the women and got here?
10:31Enough!
10:32Enough!
10:33You have no right to the women!
10:35What is this, my son?
10:36This is an over-the-top TV show.
10:37This is art, my love.
10:38Lower your voice so we can hear each other.
10:40Yes, you're right.
10:41Lower it.
10:42Lower it.
10:43Lower it, Mr. Ali.
10:44Lower it.
10:45Lower it.
10:46Are you hitting your son?
10:47Are you hitting your son?
10:48I'll hit you with my shoes, too.
10:50No, I won't allow that.
10:51I'll hold a piece of paper on you
10:53and wrap a rope around your neck.
10:56And I'm not your father.
10:58And I'm not Wael.
11:00I'm not Wael.
11:01I'm not Wael.
11:02What kind of TV show is this, Ammour?
11:04I feel like I've seen it before.
11:05It's a Korean TV show called Wael and His Son.
11:08But he said he's not Wael.
11:09Yes, but he's not Wael and His Son.
11:10That's the second part.
11:11Okay.
11:13Are you coming to work tomorrow, Ammour?
11:14Because we have important work to do.
11:16You know that, right?
11:17No, no.
11:18How can I, Mr. Ali?
11:19If your lover is honey,
11:20don't you notice?
11:21And I know that tomorrow is New Year's Eve.
11:24But promise me, God willing,
11:26God willing,
11:27he's not coming tomorrow.
11:29I'm very tired.
11:31I'm very tired, Mr. Ali.
11:33Laila! Laila!
11:35I want to throw up.
11:36I can't stand the smell of beer.
11:38Beer?
11:39I mean, I feel like my body is breaking.
11:43That's a shame.
11:44No, no, Ammour.
11:45You stay in your chair like this
11:46and I'll do everything for you
11:47so that you don't faint, God willing.
11:49God bless you.
11:50That's too much.
11:51That's too much, Mr. Ali.
11:53I don't know what to say to you.
11:55Tell me, thank you, Mr. Ali.
11:57Thank you, Baba Ali.
11:58Habib Baba, Ammour.
11:59Habib Baba.
12:00Okay, Habib.
12:01God bless you, Habib.
12:02God bless you, Habib.
12:03Here you go.
12:12Hussam.
12:13Yes?
12:14Ibrahim.
12:15Yes?
12:16Gather Laila.
12:24We're going to break the door.
12:28Hey, wait.
12:29Hey, wait.
12:49Beer, rice.
12:50The number of two large beers.
12:56Chips or rice?
13:00The number of one chips.
13:04It's hot, Amr.
13:06But it doesn't cut.
13:11Amr!
13:14Amr!
13:16Amr!
13:18Amr!
13:20Amr!
13:22Amr!
13:24Amr!
13:26Amr!
13:28Amr!
13:30Amr!
13:33Amr!
13:36I burnt my heart,
13:44Excuse me.
13:45Isn't this Dr. Ashraf's shift?
13:47No, He's in Gina.
13:49How?
13:50They told me he's in the sixth shift.
13:52Yeah, but this hour he's in Gina.
13:54I'm sorry, it's called the 6th floor, not the 6th floor.
13:58You're giving Abdelhanim Hafez a hard time so he can show me?
14:01Yes, he's bothering me.
14:04What I want to know is the 6th floor.
14:08The 6th floor is over there, in front of you, in the meeting room.
14:11You like that?
14:12I don't like that.
14:13It's too high.
14:14It's too high.
14:15It's too high.
14:16It's too high.
14:17It's too high.
14:18It's too high.
14:19It's too high.
14:20It's too high.
14:21It's too high.
14:22It's too high.
14:25It's too high.
14:26It's too high.
14:27It's too high.
14:28It's too high.
14:29It's too high.
14:30It's too high.
14:31The floor is too high, it might be too high to go down.
14:34The floor is too high for that person.
14:38I think you're really suspicious.
14:41Because you're going to have the client come downstairs with oneて Amy and one
14:43jätte valenti.
14:46I think you're really suspicious.
14:47I don't know if Mumtaz is still new, but for the new people,
14:50we're doing this session especially so we don't make fun of each other.
14:53We hold on to ourselves. We don't do it like Mumtaz.
14:57I think that whoever makes fun of me will have to pay a fine of 100 pounds for the session.
15:00That's a lot of money, Mumtaz. You're the first one to pay 100 pounds.
15:04Welcome, welcome.
15:06Try, Mumtaz, to learn from your friends at this stage
15:10and take advantage of the silence in the kitchen.
15:12I apologize for the moment. Unfortunately, I apologize.
15:15OK, Mumtaz. Did you pay the bill outside?
15:17My dear, Mumtaz, my dear.
15:19I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Ashraf Salman.
15:22I used to be addicted to it.
15:24And no one could get rid of me.
15:27But, thank God, I'd like to inform you that I've been discharged,
15:30I've recovered, and I've been gone for three months.
15:34Who wants to be like Ashraf Salman?
15:36Three, two, one.
15:38Ashraf Salman!
15:41Ashraf Salman!
15:45Guys, the doctor says he's been discharged for three months.
15:48By the way, I'd like to tell you that I've been discharged for four months.
15:52That's great news.
15:54That's a miracle.
15:56Guys, don't rush.
15:57Don't rush.
15:58The most important thing in the treatment journey is the diagnosis of the disease.
16:01My friends told me that in the medical school.
16:03The one who makes fun of someone has a lack of self-confidence.
16:06No, the one who really makes fun of someone is neither the student, Hasham, nor me.
16:10That's enough.
16:11That's enough.
16:13That's enough.
16:14Guys, guys, don't forget why we're here.
16:17So we don't make fun of each other.
16:20Come on.
16:21I want each of you to tell us an achievement you've done in your life
16:24to increase your self-confidence.
16:28Go ahead, guys.
16:30Me?
16:31Yes.
16:32Thank God, I graduated from Bombosco University of Electricity.
16:36Bombosco?
16:37Of Electricity.
16:38Congratulations, Loay.
16:39No, doctor.
16:40You can't write behind my back.
16:43I made pizza better than the ones in restaurants.
16:46Wait a minute, doctor.
16:47But what about my food, doctor?
16:48What?
16:49I'm the one who made the decision today.
16:50I'm the one who made the decision.
16:51By the way, I lost 15 kilos.
16:54What 15 kilos, Yasmin?
16:55Come back, Yasmin.
16:56What's wrong with you?
16:57What's wrong with you, Yasmin?
16:58I'm a respectable doctor.
16:59What's wrong with Yasmin?
17:00Guys, you're wasting everything we do.
17:03You're throwing it away.
17:04Guys, please.
17:05I hope no one gets married.
17:06You're getting married.
17:07Excellent.
17:08You're going to give me a point.
17:09You're getting married.
17:10You're not good or bad.
17:11Enough.
17:12Guys, you shouldn't be like this.
17:13Concentrate.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:16If...
17:17I'm sorry, Yasmin.
17:18I have a problem with defilers.
17:19I'm sorry, Yasmin.
17:20I'm sorry I got mad at you, guys.
17:22I apologize.
17:23It's okay, doctor.
17:25Go ahead, respectable.
17:27Responsible.
17:28Responsible.
17:29Respectable.
17:30Go ahead.
17:33Okay, guys.
17:34I'm very happy that I bought this leather jacket
17:37for only 6,000 pounds.
17:38Really?
17:39I bought it for 4,000 pounds.
17:41No, I paid for it with a cap
17:43and a white shirt as a gift.
17:44That's weird.
17:45They gave me a cap and a white shirt
17:46and a white shirt as a gift.
17:48I don't know what 6,000 pounds means.
17:49For me, 6,000 pounds is not money.
17:50I work in oil.
17:51That's weird.
17:52I work in drugs.
17:53But don't laugh at me.
17:54Guys, you shouldn't be like this.
17:56I'm in a bad mood right now.
17:58No, you're not.
17:59You're already in a bad mood.
18:00Shut up, Ameer.
18:01Shut up.
18:02Get out of here.
18:03Get out of here, you pervert.
18:04Stop hitting me.
18:05Tariq, by the way.
18:06Tariq and these people
18:07need at least three classes a week
18:08to get better.
18:09I don't understand anything.
18:10Not four classes.
18:11Not ten.
18:12Not the whole life.
18:13Get out of here.
18:14You're a pervert.
18:15You're a pervert.
18:16I'm not good at anything.
18:17I'm not good at anything.
18:18I'm not good at anything.
18:19You're good.
18:20I'm not good at anything.
18:21I'm not good at anything.
18:22You're good.
18:23Don't hit me.
18:24Don't hit me.
18:26You'll succeed.
18:27You said two classes.
18:28Don't hit.
18:29You'll succeed.
18:30You said two classes.
18:32The man wants to be nice.
18:33We must give him a doctor.
18:34I know a close doctor.
18:35So, I know a distant doctor.
18:36So, we know a doctor between them.
18:38By the way, I also know
18:39a smart doctor
18:40who rediscovers things for free.
18:41I don't need a doctor anyway.
18:42I'm already a doctor.
18:43I'm the doctor who treated.
18:44I'm the doctor
18:45who treated
18:46and treated an egg
18:47and treated a chicken
18:48and treated a pizza
18:49and treated
18:50and treated
18:51and ...
18:55You