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00:30I
01:00Think
01:30Oh
02:00Come
02:03Oh
02:05Yeah
02:35She
03:05Is
03:35Me
03:38Which the Hedia
03:41Yeah
03:44Yeah
03:47And
03:49Demo
03:51Yeah
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04:01Yeah
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04:16Yeah
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04:29Yeah
04:31I'm going to take all of Karuna's taxes for free.
04:35And I'm going to get rid of my wife and my children's problems.
04:39I'm here to tell you that I'm going to leave you
04:43and I'm going to steal a bank.
04:45I have a lot of money in the bank.
04:48And when I come back, I'm going to tell you,
04:50please, please, Abu Mansur,
04:53I don't want 10 years.
04:55I mean, if there's 15, 20,
04:58I'm going to steal 10.
05:00Am I still in the bank?
05:02Yes.
05:03Good.
05:05That's it.
05:06That's all I have.
05:07You deserve it.
05:08You'll live a long life.
05:09And if I take a pound, you get a darzad.
05:11You'll live a long life.
05:12You're the best.
05:13Okay, I wish you could do an impression of me with him.
05:30I like to talk like this, you see.
05:32Yes, Mashallah, it's obvious.
05:34At the beginning, I was a lucky person.
05:37I acted with all the big stars.
05:40Right.
05:42Amen.
05:44God bless him.
05:45But, there is someone I wish to do an impression of.
05:48Who?
05:49Nasser Al-Qasabi.
05:50Allah! Allah is the greatest.
05:53And this person in particular, I wish to do an impression of.
05:57I mean, I acted with everyone.
05:59Right.
06:00With Hussain Abdel-Radha, I have 5 roles.
06:01God bless him.
06:02And with Khaled Al-Nafis, I have 3 roles.
06:05Mashallah.
06:06So, I must do an impression of this person.
06:08I will call him, the hard-boiled egg.
06:12No, God willing, I will do an impression of everyone.
06:14I will do it with my heart.
06:17What's wrong with your voice?
06:18There is nothing wrong with my voice.
06:23You are so beautiful.
06:24You are so beautiful.
06:25Okay, do you want to finish?
06:26Why don't we sing the song that I like?
06:28Okay, sing it.
06:29Should I sing it with you?
06:30Okay.
06:31Mouroni, Mouroni.
06:34If time allows you.
06:38Allah!
06:41Ladies and gentlemen.
06:45Bye!
06:47Did you see how I made her laugh?
06:58Welcome, Mouroni.
07:01His friend wants to go to his country.
07:03And I came with him to translate.
07:05Under your command.
07:07When exactly do you want to travel?
07:21On Saturday.
07:22All of this on Saturday?
07:23This is for all days of the week.
07:25Let's see Saturday.
07:27May God facilitate Saturday.
07:29In fact, your friend is very lucky.
07:31There is only one seat.
07:41I understand.
07:42To the limit.
07:43No.
07:44He wants to take his animals with him.
07:47His animals?
07:48And take the metro?
07:49No, of course.
07:50There is no such thing.
07:51He is in one seat.
08:00He threatens to kill me, right?
08:02No.
08:03He wants to slaughter a large sheep for you.
08:05May God forgive him.
08:07I am very grateful for what he wants to do.
08:09But in fact, there is only one seat.
08:13He can't take it with his sheep.
08:15Forgive me.
08:30No.
08:31He threatens to kill me.
08:33No.
08:34He wants to dig a well for you to earn a reward.
08:37God bless you.
08:38He is a beautiful person.
08:40Thank you very much.
08:41God bless you.
08:42Okay.
08:43I want to tell you something else.
08:45In fact, when he gets off the plane,
08:47he will walk about 10 kilometers on his feet
08:50until he reaches home.
08:53He will walk about 10 kilometers on his feet
08:56until he reaches home.
08:58Until he reaches home.
08:59Until he reaches home.
09:00He will walk about 10 kilometers on his feet
09:03until he reaches home.
09:05Until he reaches home.
09:06My dear,
09:07although he is fasting,
09:09I understand.
09:10He is saying that he will make me a grape leaf.
09:12He will make me a grape leaf and stuff it, right?
09:14No.
09:15What is he saying?
09:16He wants to wrap you in a scarf and throw you off the mountain.
09:20I want to...
09:26What is this?
09:27He wants to make me a grape leaf.
09:28He wants to make me a grape leaf.
09:29He wants to make me a grape leaf.
09:30He wants to make me a grape leaf.
09:34You go now.
09:35I have a very difficult job.
09:50What is this?
09:52A grape leaf?
10:04Excuse me,
10:05give me my stuff and let's go.
10:06Hey, Muslim,
10:07I told you that no one can take your stuff without a number.
10:09Hey, Mesmer,
10:10stay with me, Ibn Hala.
10:11Focus on the game, Ibn Hala.
10:12Hey, Mesmer,
10:13please,
10:14give me your stuff and let's go.
10:15What is this, Mesmer?
10:16Who am I to you?
10:17You are a man
10:18Man, your father is getting old, tell him, uncle Mesfin, uncle Mesfin
10:21Go away, I say go away, there is no peace without us, go away, I don't want to see you
10:24Go away
10:25This is the case, go play, go play, go play, I went with her, but go play
10:29Don't lie to me
10:30Go play
10:34Smell what I smell
10:38You smell what I smell
10:48Ah, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
10:52Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
10:56I want to ask you, I have a problem
10:59What problem?
11:00What is your problem?
11:02I have a charger and I forgot its serial number
11:04You lost your money, you didn't lose your number
11:07Tell me if it's permissible, please
11:09You are serving me, uncle
11:10Uncle? What uncle? My name is Mesfin, and they call me Saffouri without my official name
11:15God bless you, you are a great engineer, you will be with me for a long time, you will understand
11:21Ok uncle, I will do what you say
11:23Never, I swear
11:26What are your demands?
11:30Ah, this is the black jute
11:32Yes
11:32And this is the turquoise jute
11:34Yes
11:35You only take it from the rich
11:37Ah, and this is the perfume, and the incense, and this
11:40Yes, the incense is important
11:42Is there anything else?
11:43Yes
11:45What is this?
11:46Yes, yes, yes, the makeup box
11:47I felt it from the light
11:49Never, never, let's deliver it
11:50No, no, thank you
11:51No, no, leave it
11:52Thank you, you didn't do anything wrong
11:53You didn't forget anything?
11:54No, no, no, no
11:55What's up, huh?
11:57Call me, call me
11:58Ah, they are ahead of me, God damn them
12:00Hello
12:02Hello
12:04What's up?
12:05Jute, incense, and makeup?
12:08Weren't you here a while ago?
12:10Huh?
12:12No, no, no, they didn't make it, they didn't make it
12:14God willing, they didn't make it, we searched for them and called you
12:18Goodbye
12:20What do you say to the eyes?
12:21The eyes that betray
12:23The eyes that are blinded
12:25The car is out, Majber
12:27What?
12:28I told you, Majber
12:29Come on, let's go
12:30Catch up
12:30Come on
12:42The Beauty and the Beast
12:52What's up with everyone doing makeup?
12:54No one is going anywhere, they're going to war
12:57War, all the stickers on their faces
12:59You see the girls over there, all three of them, they're all wearing makeup, why?
13:03Yeah, now the girls have gone crazy and they're doing makeup
13:06The ones with the lips, the ones with the eyes, the ones with the moustache, what's wrong with them?
13:10I think one of them, okay?
13:14One of the girls, okay?
13:16She told them they're pregnant and locked up
13:18She said, what do we do now?
13:19They kissed her
13:20They kissed her?
13:21Yes
13:21Okay, I believe that all three of the girls kissed her
13:24Look at them, they're doing a surgery for blindness, why?
13:27Yeah, it looks like blindness doesn't stop
13:34Look, everyone is answering, no, I'm telling you, they're doing a surgery just for one eye
13:38Why are they doing it for one eye?
13:39It looks like the money doesn't stop
13:44The money doesn't stop
13:46The wife laughed at him and punched him in the face, you see?
13:49It's not a surgery, he punched her
13:52That's enough, that's enough about the traveler
13:54Oh, look at that head, what's that on his head? I don't know, what's that?
13:59That's ketchup
14:03Shut up, shut up
14:04What the f**k?
14:23What the f**k, man?
14:34No, no, it's not a good traveler, it's a good trip
15:04My heart is on fire
15:06We agreed on everything
15:10Except for time
15:12Oh, time, we don't agree
15:15You know, and you know that we're breaking up
15:19You know, my heart is on fire
15:22We agreed on everything
15:26Except for time
15:28Oh, time, we don't agree
15:31You know, and you know that we're breaking up
15:34You know, my heart is on fire
15:38We agreed on everything
15:42Except for time
15:44Oh, time, we don't agree
15:47You know, and you know that we're breaking up
15:51You know, my heart is on fire
15:54We agreed on everything
15:59Except for time
16:02Oh, time, we don't agree
16:05You know, and you know that we're breaking up
16:09You know, my heart is on fire
16:28We agreed on everything
16:31Except for time
16:37I, Tony, left this house
16:40Yes
16:41What did you say?
16:42I'm sorry?
16:44Oh, God, you're going to burn my car
16:46You're going to break my heart, God, I'm sorry
16:48Oh, no, no, what are these prayers?
16:50What's wrong with you guys? Are you going to pray on the road?
16:53Oh, God
16:54Oh, God, you're going to burn my car
16:56Like you burned my heart
16:57Oh, no, you're going to burn my car, you're going to burn my car
17:02You don't know me, Mom, my prayers are answered
17:05Get out of the car, Mom, I'm going to throw you on the Qibla
17:09And you're going to pray like you didn't want to
17:11What are you saying? You're going to throw me?
17:12Oh, God, you're going to burn my car
17:14Oh, God, you're going to burn my car
17:16I mean, if you want, you can pray on the road
17:20Why should I pray on the road?
17:22Because it's not in the car, you're going to burn my car
17:25Look, pray that God takes something he loves from us, for example
17:29Oh, God, oh, God, I'm going to die, I'm going to die
17:32Oh, God, I'm going to die, I'm going to die
17:34Why are you praying on the road?
17:36Because my husband loves me
17:38And if I die, he's going to burn my heart like he burned my heart
17:41And he doesn't love anything else other than this?
17:44He doesn't love pizza, he doesn't love football
17:47He doesn't love anything else other than you?
17:51Listen to me, Halal girl, remember God
17:54And may God give you a good eye
17:55Return your husband to you, understand him
17:58Sit with him for a long time, Halal girl
18:01You see, a woman has only her husband
18:03And a wife has only her wife, right?
18:06Yes, I swear
18:07May God take you away from these good ideas
18:10No, let it go, you don't know how to pray
18:12Come on, mom
18:21This is a great night
18:28Enough is enough
18:30Watch out, watch out, watch out
18:32Come here
18:35Give her to me, give her to me
18:37What's going on? What's going on?
18:39What's going on?
18:40I'm playing football, I'm coming to you
18:42He's taking advantage of me
18:43Take advantage of what, take advantage of what?
18:45Take advantage of what, what's the big deal
18:47You don't know how to play football?
18:48I'm not a friend!
18:49What friend?
18:50You're a scoundrel!
18:51Sit down, you son of a bitch, sit down.
18:52Don't worry about him.
18:53Listen, Abu Mansur, I'm reading an article about modern education.
18:54Haven't you read about how modern education is going to skin Mansur?
18:55What's the point of skinning him?
18:56You're not skinning him now.
18:57You're causing a big wound in his heart.
18:58Where did this wound get to?
18:59God forbid.
19:00You son of a bitch, I mean my own wound.
19:01Instead of hitting him, ask him what made you do that.
19:02Me?
19:03I swear, I didn't do anything.
19:04I didn't do anything.
19:05I didn't do anything.
19:06I didn't do anything.
19:07I didn't do anything.
19:08I didn't do anything.
19:09I didn't do anything.
19:11God forbid.
19:12You son of a bitch, this is your son.
19:13You shouldardante him, teach him.
19:14Look at him.
19:15When you were a little boy, what did your parents teach you?
19:16What encouraged you?
19:17My mom, for God's sake.
19:18Your mom?
19:19Yes, 37.
19:20But she was a nuclear bomber.
19:21She brought you to the darkest neighborhood.
19:22That's true.
19:23What about my mom?
19:24Okay, tell me about her.
19:25What about my mom?
19:26Show him, show him.
19:27She told him, tell him.
19:28Tell him what?
19:29Tell him what?
19:30Tell him what?
19:31Tell him what?
19:32I'll show him.
19:33Okay.
19:34I'll show him.
19:35I'll show him.
19:36You dumbass.
19:37You heard him.
19:38Okay, wrap him up.
19:40What do you mean wrap him up?
19:41Bring the civil defense with you and wrap him up.
19:43Oh my dear, oh my eyes, oh Abu Mansour.
19:46We are now in the year 2023.
19:48If you don't take care of your children, tomorrow we will have children with us.
19:52Oh God, you are right.
19:53I swear to God, his head is as heavy as a country.
19:55Oh my God.
19:56Come here.
19:57Come here.
19:58Come here.
19:59Come here.
20:00Come here.
20:01Come here.
20:02Come here.
20:03Come here.
20:04Come here.
20:05Come here.
20:06Come here.
20:07Come here.
20:08Come here.
20:09Come here.
20:10Come here.
20:11Come here.
20:18Oh God, he is killing us.
20:31I'll give you a comedic flavor
20:34But I'll spice it up with a secret mixture
20:39The smell of blood revolutions
20:42Written in a bag
20:44And the person who smells it
20:46Is the one who has it
20:48Keep your eyes on the protocol
20:51Look at us and enjoy
20:53Like and comment
20:55And we'll create for you
20:58Listen, each one in his own way
21:01We're rich and respectful
21:03We mean everything when
21:05We're sitting with you
21:07We love you, we love you
21:09Walk it like it's a new decade
21:11Your blood, your blood, taste it
21:14You'll feel the joy
21:19The more we suffer, the more we do
21:21The best mixture
21:23We laugh and laugh, we enjoy
21:25The strongest are simple
21:27Focus on the situation
21:29We're in the middle
21:31We say this is right
21:33And we say it with a smile
21:35We love you
21:46Call your loved ones
21:48Young and old
21:50Your beautiful group
21:52We're here for you
21:54We promise not to forget
21:57Keep your eyes on the protocol
21:59Everything you wish for
22:01You'll find here
22:03Call your loved ones
22:05Young and old
22:07Your beautiful group
22:09We're here for you
22:11We laugh and laugh, we enjoy
22:13The strongest are simple