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00:00It's time to spice up your Saturday with game show Saturday night.
00:14Tonight spouses share secrets on the newlywed game.
00:19From Hollywood in color, here come the newlyweds.
00:22Yes, it's the newlywed game.
00:23Now let's meet our newlywed couple for today.
00:32Couple number one, while they were away on their honeymoon, their mischievous best man
00:37got into their apartment and put another girl's photograph in the frame that had held hers.
00:43Married just eight months, Bill and Jana O'Brien.
00:46Couple number two, she says she regrets the day she taught him to play pool because now
00:50he's a fanatic about the game and is out playing it every night.
00:54Married just 13 weeks ago, Chuck and Sandra Perkins.
00:58Couple number three, she thought he meant he had a new car for her when he hinted her
01:01birthday gift would help her get around.
01:05But since her birthday is on Halloween, he gave her a new broom.
01:09Married just 14 weeks, Guy and Ginny Garner.
01:12Couple number four, these newlyweds have a tropical fish tank stocked with tiger fish,
01:17and she claims they're so timid they'd even be afraid of angelfish.
01:21Married just six months ago, Don and Joanne Utterman.
01:25Those are our newlyweds for today.
01:26And here's your host, the star of the newlywed game, Bob Eubanks.
01:27Thank you very much and welcome to the newlywed game.
01:38We know that harmony is very important to music, but it's also important to our newlywed
01:42couples because if they're in harmony with their answers, then they'll score points.
01:46You'll see what I mean right after this message.
01:49Stay tuned.
01:51Game show Saturday night's coming right back.
01:53Okay, gentlemen, your wives have been secluded safely off stage.
01:59Now, you all know how to play the newlywed game, so I'll just briefly remind you that
02:02these will be five-point questions, and you'll be answering these questions as you predict
02:06your wife will.
02:07Every time your wife's answer matches your prediction, then you'll be five points closer
02:11to your exciting grand prize.
02:13So here's question number one.
02:14Remember, these are five-point questions.
02:16Gentlemen, comparing your first date to a track meet and keeping your wife's romantic
02:22behavior in mind, will she say she put you through the hurdles, the 50-yard dash, or
02:31the shot put?
02:33Don?
02:34Well, she wasn't very aggressive at all.
02:39I guess the shot put.
02:41The shot put.
02:42Guy?
02:43She really came after me.
02:44I think it'd be the 50-yard dash.
02:4650-yard dash.
02:47Chuck?
02:48I think I'll say the 50-yard dash.
02:51She told me afterwards I was kind of forward, so I think I went 50 yards.
02:5450-yard dash.
02:55Bill?
02:56Well, she sat way on the other side of the car and never kissed me during the evening,
03:01so I'd say it was through the hurdles.
03:04Through the hurdles.
03:05All right.
03:06Next question, gentlemen.
03:07Will your wife say her mother was born or hatched?
03:12Guy?
03:141923.
03:161923.
03:18Chuck?
03:20I'll say 1925.
03:2625.
03:30Bill?
03:31I'll say 1921.
03:3221.
03:33Don?
03:341913.
03:3513.
03:37Next question, gentlemen.
03:38What kind of tree will your wife say is closest to your front door?
03:45What kind of tree?
03:46Chuck?
03:47Well, there's a tree out there.
03:48I don't know.
03:49Let's try oak.
03:50Oak tree.
03:51Bill?
03:52Right outside the apartment door, I think there's a couple of small fir trees.
03:53I'll say a fir tree.
03:54A fir tree.
03:55Fir tree.
03:56Right.
03:57Don?
03:58I'll say a fir tree.
03:59I'll say a fir tree.
04:00I'll say a fir tree.
04:01I'll say a fir tree.
04:02I'll say a fir tree.
04:03I'll say a fir tree.
04:04I'll say a fir tree.
04:05I'll say a fir tree.
04:06Don?
04:07I think I'll go along with oak.
04:08Oak tree.
04:09There aren't really too many trees on the street, but I think it'll be oak.
04:10Guy?
04:11Uh, we don't have any trees, so it'll probably be oak tree.
04:15Oak tree.
04:16Gentlemen, thank you very much for your answers.
04:17We'll be right back to reunite the newlyweds, and we'll see how well the husbands have predicted
04:20what their wives will say right after these messages.
04:22Are you in?
04:23Okay, gentlemen, we've recorded your predictions on cards.
04:26You now have them in your laps.
04:27Every time that your prediction matches your wife's answer, you'll be awarded five points.
04:31And then the one couple with the most points at the end of the show will win a grand prize
04:35selected especially for them.
04:36So, girls, here's question number one, and it's for five points.
04:40Girls, comparing your first date to a track meet, and keeping your romantic behavior in
04:46mind, did you put your husband through the hurdles, the 50-yard dash, or the shot put?
04:54Jenna?
04:55Hmm, let's see.
05:00Um, hurdles, 50-yard dash, or shot put?
05:06Correct.
05:07Um, the hurdles.
05:08The hurdles.
05:09Bill said you put him through the hurdles.
05:12That's right.
05:13You did, by the way.
05:16Sandra?
05:17I tried to put him through the 50-yard dash.
05:2050-yard dash.
05:21She said you put him through the 50-yard dash.
05:26Jenny?
05:27I would have to say hurdles.
05:30The hurdles.
05:31Oh, gosh.
05:32Starting off great.
05:33He said the 50-yard dash.
05:37Nice.
05:38Joanne?
05:39The hurdles.
05:40The hurdles?
05:41The hurdles.
05:42All right.
05:43He said you put him through the shot put.
05:44No, I didn't.
05:45The shot put.
05:46No, you didn't do anything at all.
05:47So, you know, I just picked the best one I thought was good.
05:48Sorry about that.
05:49The shot put.
05:50Well, I don't know.
05:51What's the hurdles, though?
05:52Well, it's better than the shot put.
05:53What's the matter with the shot put?
05:54That doesn't sound very nice.
05:55I don't know.
05:56She's strange sometimes.
05:57Oh, she is?
05:58Yeah.
05:59Next question, girls.
06:00What year was your mother born or hatched?
06:01Sondra?
06:021924.
06:0324.
06:04Chuck said she was 1925.
06:05I'm sorry.
06:06Jenny?
06:071925.
06:081925.
06:091925.
06:101925.
06:111925.
06:121925.
06:131925.
06:141925.
06:151925.
06:161925.
06:171925.
06:181925.
06:191925.
06:201925.
06:211925.
06:221925.
06:231925.
06:2419...
06:25Hurry with an answer, please.
06:2624.
06:2724.
06:28Your husband predicted...
06:29Nice.
06:30That's two.
06:3123.
06:32Oh, Guy, you're wrong.
06:33This is 20...
06:3422.
06:3524.
06:36What did I say?
06:37I'm not sure.
06:38I'm not either.
06:39Joanne?
06:401925.
06:4125.
06:42Your husband predicted...
06:4313.
06:4425?
06:45What do you mean, 25?
06:46How many?
06:47How many?
06:48How many?
06:49How many?
06:50How many?
06:51How many?
06:52How many?
06:53Well, how old do you think she is?
06:56She...
06:57You told me she was in her 50s, so I just took her from there.
06:59She's not an ancient, you know.
07:01Well, 13 is an ancient.
07:05Take a look at her next time.
07:08Okay.
07:12She...
07:13No.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Janet?
07:16Um...
07:17The...
07:18I can't subtract.
07:21Um...
07:24Look at Janet subtract.
07:26I can't.
07:28Oh, wait a minute.
07:29Oh, not...
07:30Oh.
07:33Take off your shoes.
07:34Yeah, can I?
07:411921?
07:4221.
07:43He said 1921.
07:45Oh, my goodness, Grant.
07:51I've heard of the new math, but that's ridiculous.
07:54I couldn't think.
07:55I knew how old she was, but I couldn't get it.
07:57Here's the last of our five-point questions.
07:59Girls, what kind of tree trunk is closest to your front door?
08:05Jenny?
08:07Oh, gosh.
08:10There aren't any trees.
08:14Oh, no.
08:15I'm just...
08:17Well, the front yard has, um...
08:19No, it doesn't.
08:22We have no front yard.
08:24But I would say...
08:25Really, we don't.
08:27But I would say in the street would be, um...
08:31Oak tree trunk.
08:33Yay!
08:34Okay.
08:38All right.
08:39Joanne, what kind of tree is closest to your front door?
08:41Well, we just have a bunch of concrete around our front door, but...
08:45I've never heard of that one.
08:47I have to say there is a lemon tree.
08:50A lemon tree, all right.
08:51Dawn predicted you would say closest to your front door is an oak tree.
08:53That's not closest to the front door.
08:54That's closest to the back door.
08:55Well, it has grass around it, and trees grow on grass.
08:57Well, that's in the back of the lot, though.
08:59No, no, the one out in the front is an oak tree.
09:01Depends how you're looking.
09:03Well, you're looking the wrong way.
09:07Janet?
09:09There is no trees.
09:10There's a shrub up through our window.
09:12What kind of tree is closest to your front door?
09:16There is no tree.
09:18Um...
09:20Oh, let's see.
09:23If you want to figure this one out, go ahead.
09:24Yeah.
09:25On my head.
09:26An oak?
09:27An oak, all right.
09:28Bill said it would be a fir tree.
09:29Fir?
09:30Those are firs.
09:31Those two on the outside.
09:32I didn't know what they were.
09:33I thought they were shrubs.
09:34I don't know any trees.
09:35Those are fir trees.
09:36Those are small fir trees.
09:37I don't know anything about trees.
09:40You should learn.
09:41Sandra?
09:43Is this at the front door?
09:46Closest to your front door.
09:48Well, I didn't know.
09:49There are a lot of eucalyptus trees in Berkeley,
09:50so I'll just say eucalyptus.
09:52Eucalyptus.
09:53He predicted you would say it's an oak tree.
09:54That's too short.
09:55What'd you say?
09:56Oh, John.
09:57Couples, thank you very much for your answers.
09:58Ten-point questions are next.
09:59We'll be right back with Just the Wives
10:00to see how well they predict what their husbands will say
10:02on the Newlywed Game in just a moment.
10:04Now, here's a man who's nautical but nice,
10:07Johnny Jacobs, to tell us about the gifts he has
10:09for today's couples.
10:10Captain John?
10:11Well, I'll forgive that terrible pun, Bob,
10:13but only because it's ship and shore shirts and blouses
10:15for our newlywed wives that go on looking great,
10:18staying fresh and carefree,
10:19keeping you happy day after day after day.
10:22And for each of the husbands,
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10:26Attractive, lightweight, store it in the kitchen,
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10:32Today's second-place winning couple
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10:45Each of today's couples will receive
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10:51Color pictures in a minute using quick-loading film packs.
10:53Electronic shutter makes perfect pictures automatically.
10:56Now back to Bob Eubanks and our lovely newlywed wives.
11:00Hey, John, thank you very much.
11:01Now the husbands have been secluded offstage,
11:03and now it's your turn, girls,
11:04to predict how they will answer some 10-point questions.
11:07So, ladies, here's your first question for 10 points.
11:09Girls, at what time will your husband say
11:11the two of you ate your first meal together
11:14the day after your wedding?
11:17Ginny?
11:19I'm first?
11:20Yes.
11:21Oh.
11:22Oh, gosh.
11:24Well, let's see.
11:25We got off the plane at 11,
11:27went to the hotel at 12.
11:30I'm going to have to say 2 o'clock.
11:332 o'clock.
11:34Sondra?
11:35I think 1 in the afternoon.
11:381 o'clock in the afternoon.
11:39Jenna?
11:40You mean the next day after we were married?
11:41The day after your wedding.
11:42Oh, let's see.
11:43Um...
11:44Oh, we traveled all that time.
11:47Okay, um...
11:50I don't know when we got up.
11:51Ha, ha, ha.
11:54Oh.
11:55Uh, let's see.
11:56Hurry with an answer, please.
11:57Yeah.
11:59Oh, I'd say probably about 10 in the morning.
12:0110 a.m.
12:02Joanne?
12:03I'd say 9.30.
12:049.30 a.m.
12:05Next question, girls.
12:06We all know about the law of supply and demand.
12:09Now, lately, in your kissing market,
12:13which will your husband say has been stronger,
12:16his supply or his demand?
12:19Sondra?
12:20It's the demand.
12:22His demand has been stronger.
12:23Yeah, yeah.
12:24Demand.
12:25Jenna?
12:27I'd say his supply.
12:28His supply has been stronger.
12:29Joanne?
12:30Don will say demand.
12:32His demand.
12:33Jenny?
12:34Guy will definitely say demand.
12:36His demand.
12:37You're sure?
12:38If he doesn't.
12:39Yes.
12:41Next question, girls.
12:42What will your husband say is his least favorite gravy or sauce?
12:47Least favorite.
12:48And be specific with your answer.
12:50Jenna?
12:52Hmm.
12:53Least favorite.
12:54Gravy or sauce.
12:59I don't know if he doesn't like mushrooms, but I don't.
13:02So I don't ever make it.
13:03But I'll say mushroom.
13:04I don't know.
13:05He may love them.
13:06Mushroom.
13:07All right.
13:08Joanne?
13:09I'll have to say chicken gravy because I made.
13:10Chicken gravy.
13:11I made something that turned out just horrible,
13:13and he's never let me forget it.
13:14All right.
13:15Jenny?
13:16I'm going to have to say mushroom gravy because I don't.
13:18Mushroom gravy.
13:19I guess, yeah.
13:20Sondra?
13:21Blue cheese.
13:22Is that a sauce?
13:23Blue cheese sauce?
13:24Blue cheese.
13:25All right.
13:26Our 25-point bonus question, girls.
13:27When your husband cuts a piece of steak,
13:29will he say he does or does not usually change hands with his fork?
13:35Joanne?
13:36He does change hands.
13:37He does change hands.
13:38Jenny?
13:39He does change hands.
13:40He does.
13:41Sondra?
13:42Yes, he does.
13:43Yes, he does.
13:44And Jenna?
13:45He does.
13:46Yes, he does.
13:47Ladies, thank you very much for your answers.
13:48We'll be back with the husbands to compare answers on the Newlywed Game
13:49in just a moment.
13:51Stay tuned for more of Game Show Saturday Night.
13:55Comfort.
13:56All right.
13:57Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives
13:58have predicted what you will say.
13:59And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
14:02So, here's number one for 10 points.
14:03Gentlemen, at what time did you and your wife
14:06eat your first meal together the day after your wedding?
14:11What time, Chuck?
14:16The day after the wedding.
14:20Gosh, I don't even remember getting up then.
14:24Hurry with an answer, please.
14:28I'll say about 10 o'clock.
14:3010 o'clock, all right.
14:31She predicted you would say 1 p.m.
14:34I'm sorry, I didn't know.
14:37Guy?
14:42We got up kind of late.
14:43What time?
14:4411.
14:4511.
14:47Jenny predicted it was...
14:49Top card, please.
14:502 p.m.
14:51Guy, will you please tell them where we went the next day?
14:54We went to Las Vegas.
14:56We went to breakfast.
14:57Breakfast, where were you?
14:58I wasn't at breakfast.
15:00We went to Las Vegas and had lunch at Bob's.
15:04Oops.
15:06No, you're wrong.
15:09We had breakfast.
15:11Didn't she go to breakfast?
15:12I don't know who he had breakfast with,
15:14but I didn't have it.
15:16Dawn?
15:18We got up pretty early.
15:20I'd say about 8 a.m.
15:228 a.m.
15:23She said it was 9.30 a.m.
15:25Oh, come on, it was not.
15:26We were up early and out and...
15:27We didn't get up that early.
15:28Oh, we did too.
15:29No, we didn't.
15:30Hey, we were up by 6.30.
15:33Uh-huh.
15:346.30?
15:35Yeah.
15:37At least 6.30.
15:38Depends what you mean by up.
15:41Whoo!
15:45Let's leave it right there, okay?
15:51Bill?
15:53Uh, we slept in fairly late,
15:55so I'd have to say 11 o'clock.
15:5711 o'clock.
15:58She said it was 10 a.m.
16:01We got up at 10.30, dear.
16:03I didn't know what...
16:04Well, I didn't know what time we got.
16:05I don't remember.
16:06We got up at 10.30 and we went over and had breakfast.
16:08At that little place.
16:0911 o'clock.
16:10It was just about 11 o'clock.
16:12That's these accountants for you.
16:14Yes.
16:15It was 11 o'clock.
16:16I checked my...
16:17Next question.
16:18Gentlemen, we all know about the law of supply and demand.
16:21Now, lately, in your kissing market,
16:24which has been stronger,
16:26your supply or your demand?
16:28Guy?
16:30It has to be my demand.
16:31Your demand.
16:32She, uh, her supply has just been...
16:34Demand is right.
16:35Okay.
16:38John?
16:40I'm gonna say my supply.
16:42Your supply.
16:43She said, no, it's your demand.
16:46You were just complaining the other night.
16:49About what?
16:52You said I never kiss you
16:53and you don't get any kisses or anything.
16:55Oh, I do, too, all the time.
16:57Well, that's not what you told me the other night.
16:59Oh.
17:01We're doing real good so far.
17:03Does she kiss you?
17:04Yeah, she does.
17:06Yeah, but I kiss her more.
17:08So my supply is more than her demand.
17:09But he's always demanding more.
17:12No.
17:14Huh.
17:15Bill?
17:17Um, I'm always kissing her more than she's kissing me, I think,
17:20so I'd have to say my supply is, uh...
17:23Supply.
17:24Supply, all right.
17:25Let's go.
17:29Chuck, which has been stronger,
17:31your supply or your demand?
17:33Um, my supply.
17:35My supply.
17:36She kisses me quite a bit.
17:37Your supply.
17:38She says...
17:39But you're always asking me.
17:40Demand.
17:41Demand.
17:42Well, you're always kissing me all the time.
17:44You...
17:45Oh.
17:48He's always asking.
17:49He's always around asking me.
17:52Is that right, Chuck?
17:54Not anymore.
17:55It's right.
17:58Here's the last of our 10-point questions.
18:00Gentlemen, what is your least favorite gravy or sauce?
18:04And be specific, please.
18:05Don?
18:08Oh, boy.
18:09Um...
18:11It has to be a certain name.
18:13It can't be what's in it.
18:14Least favorite gravy or sauce.
18:16Otherwise, give me a description of it or...
18:18Well, um...
18:21I'll just say onion sauce.
18:22I don't know.
18:23Onion sauce, all right.
18:24She said your least favorite is, uh, chicken.
18:29When did we ever have onion sauce?
18:31I know you can't stand them.
18:32Well, why didn't you say so then?
18:37Well, we never have onion.
18:38But it's my least favorite.
18:40So we never have it, so you should have said that, right?
18:42Okay.
18:45Did you win that one, Don?
18:47I never win anything.
18:48Oh, don't you?
18:50Bill?
18:52Um...
18:53I'll have to say, uh, mushroom sauce.
18:55Mushroom.
18:56Mushroom.
18:57She thinks it's pork sauce.
19:02Chuck?
19:04I'll have to say, uh, cheese sauce.
19:06Cheese sauce.
19:07Sandra said you...
19:08It would be blue cheese.
19:09Blue cheese.
19:10Judges ask you for a decision.
19:11Who's the judge?
19:12Okay, right.
19:16Guy?
19:18The only thing I can think of is chicken.
19:20Chicken.
19:21Jenny said your least favorite...
19:22What sauce do we have that I don't like?
19:23Mushroom.
19:24I love mushrooms.
19:25You hate it now.
19:28I love mushrooms.
19:30You don't like mushrooms, Guy.
19:31You told me you don't like them.
19:33You like mushrooms, Guy?
19:34I like mushrooms.
19:35He doesn't like them.
19:37You're welcome.
19:38We'll be right back with our big 25-point bonus question
19:39to see which couple will win their grand prize in just a moment.
19:50All right, gentlemen, here it is.
19:51Your big 25-point bonus question for 25 points.
19:54Gentlemen, when you cut a piece of steak,
19:57do you or do you not usually change hands with your fork?
20:02Do you or do you not?
20:03First, couple number four, Don and Joanne.
20:05You have zero, Don.
20:0625 points would put you right into second place.
20:09But if you miss it, it's last place.
20:12I'm gonna say yes.
20:13Yes, you do change hands.
20:15Joanne said that he does.
20:17That's right.
20:18You get 25 points.
20:22Couple number two, Chuck and Sandra with 15,
20:2425 would give you 40.
20:25Get it right, you'll be in the lead.
20:26Miss it, you end up in last place.
20:29Yeah, I usually change hands.
20:30You change hands.
20:31She says he does change hands.
20:33That's right.
20:35All right, couple number three, Guy and Jenny.
20:37You have 15, 25 would give you 40.
20:39Get it right, you'll be tied for the lead.
20:40If you miss it, you have last place all by yourself.
20:42I definitely change hands.
20:44You do.
20:45She says he does.
20:46That's right.
20:47I thought you got it wrong.
20:49Couple number one, Bill and Janna O'Brien.
20:51You've got 30 points.
20:5325 would give you the grand prize
20:55selected especially for you and your wife.
20:57Bill, what is your answer?
20:59I do change hands.
21:00You do change hands.
21:01She says he does.
21:02That's right, for 25.
21:03And Bill and Janna O'Brien,
21:05you're our grand prize winners today.
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21:57An exclusive design from International Furniture,
22:00one of the world's largest manufacturers
22:02of fine upholstered furniture.
22:04And all yours for years of enjoyment
22:06as today's winner of the Newlywed Game.
22:09Bill and Janna, congratulations to you
22:12for being our grand prize winners today
22:14on the Newlywed Game.
22:15And couples, thank you all very much
22:16for being with us today.
22:17We've had a lot of fun.
22:18By the way, here's how your Newlyweds at home can be...
22:27Now, remember to stay tuned
22:28for Jim Lane and the Dating Game.
22:29Bye for your day.
22:30Say thank you and goodbye for now.
22:32-♪♪
22:40The Newlywed Game is a Chuck Beres Enterprise
22:43in association with the American Broadcasting Company.
22:46♪♪