Darla In Space Trailer

Darla In Space Trailer - official movie trailer HD

Transcript

00:00If you hear a voice from inside the shipping container, ignore it.

00:13It's your CPA, Darla.

00:17I know who it is.

00:18Hi, Darla.

00:19You have 29 days to pay the IRS.

00:21I'm aware of that.

00:24Would you like an orgasm, Darla Peterson?

00:27Lie in the tub and drape me over you.

00:36Darla Peterson, did you know that with your age, height, and personality, you are more

00:43likely to die of loneliness than of old age?

00:48Are you in trouble, Darla?

00:54You're not perfect, Phil.

00:56You're not perfect.

00:57You're not perfect.

00:59You're not perfect.

01:00You're not perfect.

01:01You're not perfect.

01:03You're not perfect.

01:04You're not perfect.

01:05Darla Peterson, will you come with me when I go to space tomorrow?

01:10You won't go to space tomorrow.

01:11I don't mean to pester you.

01:13You are a busy woman doing important work.

01:26Please, just menage this client and we can talk when we're home.

01:29No.

01:30Do it.

01:31No.

01:32Do you want to go to space or not?

01:34Mother is a sentient orgasm-granting yeast mass,

01:37and I'm going to charge people $1,000 to have mind-blowing orgasms

01:40until our debt is paid.

01:42I will assist her in her continuing journey to space.

01:45Sweet baby Jesus.