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Darla In Space Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: When Darla Peterson learns she owes $349,000.22 in taxes, she teams up with a sentient kombucha organism called Mother who can grant mind-blowing orgasms to raise the money. In exchange, Mother wants Darla’s help getting to space.

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Transcript
00:00If you hear a voice from inside the shipping container, ignore it.
00:13It's your CPA, Darla.
00:17I know who it is.
00:18Hi, Darla.
00:19You have 29 days to pay the IRS.
00:21I'm aware of that.
00:24Would you like an orgasm, Darla Peterson?
00:27Lie in the tub and drape me over you.
00:36Darla Peterson, did you know that with your age, height, and personality, you are more
00:43likely to die of loneliness than of old age?
00:48Are you in trouble, Darla?
00:54You're not perfect, Phil.
00:56You're not my winners.
00:57You aren't, for sure.
01:06Darla Peterson, will you come with me when I go to space tomorrow?
01:10You won't go to space tomorrow.
01:11I don't mean to pester you.
01:13You are a busy woman, doing important work.
01:26Please, just menage this client and we can talk when we're home.
01:29No.
01:30Do it.
01:31No.
01:31Do you want to go to space or not?
01:33Mother is a sentient orgasm-granting yeast mass,
01:36and I'm going to charge people $1,000 to have mind-blowing orgasms until our debt is paid.
01:41And then I will assist her in her continuing journey to space.
01:45Sweet baby Jesus.