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00:00Introducing first, he's the acquired taste, Mason Lawrence, and apparently the imagined
00:10life champion, someone's got to call Magnus Nox. This kid's uh golf cart's
00:15probably parked in a handicapped spot, I hope it gets towed.
00:18Yeah. That's a ton of friends behind him, this man is dangerous.
00:23He is very dangerous.
00:30John Williams, Manatee Flipper, we're underway here in Mike Zeke.
00:34Somebody call Magnus Nox, I need more details, he hasn't been around.
00:40You know, so of course I'd ask him myself, but man, Lucio!
00:44Get that freak off here!
00:46Oh, Mason Lawrence is uh, being introduced to uh, the motivator here.
00:52You know, Lucio DeVito has been around a lot here in Mike Zeke.
00:55He said he was just playing, did you hear him? I was just playing.
00:58Oh, playing with that of Mason Lawrence, big atomic drop!
01:01And a big jump from Lucio DeVito to follow it up.
01:05And another one!
01:08Lucio DeVito handed that to him on a silver platter like he's used to.
01:12Big hip toss from Lucio DeVito.
01:15Beautifully done textbook hip toss there, Mike Zeke.
01:17Oh, what's this? What's this, Jimmy?
01:20Ah! Big body slam!
01:23Okay.
01:24Oh, my goodness!
01:26Kato's favorite move, the senton splash.
01:29But not enough to put him away!
01:31Hip toss here, Mike Zeke.
01:33Oh, what's this? What's this, Jimmy?
01:38Ah!
01:41Beautifully done textbook hip toss here, Mike Zeke.
01:44Oh, what's this? What's this, Jimmy?
01:47Ah! Big body slam!
01:50That's gonna come into play a lot here, Mike Zeke.
01:54He said he was just playing. Did you hear him?
01:56I was just playing.
01:58Oh, playing with that of Mason Lawrence, big atomic drop!
02:02Here.
02:04Beautifully done textbook hip toss here, Mike Zeke.
02:07Oh, what's this? What's this, Jimmy?
02:10Ah! Big body slam!
02:13Missed the clothesline, duck under!
02:15Ah!
02:17Can that put the shoe back in the...
02:20Here we go there.
02:23Missed the clothesline, duck under!
02:28Ah!
02:34Hey, wait a minute!
02:40Sweet baby trick.
02:45Come on, now, like this! Come on!
02:49Come on!
02:52What are you guys doing?
02:54Sweet baby Trey and Mason Lawrence are barbecuing Lucio Devere.
02:59I know you have a lot of respect for this man, but you know in this position...
03:02Sweet baby Trey and Mason Lawrence are barbecuing Lucio Devere.
03:07I know you have a lot of respect for this man, but you know in this position with you or with me...
03:12Where's John Williams gone? He's got a good kid of hand in there.
03:19That guy, he wears me out, too. I wish I could beat him up.
03:22Lucio Devere fighting back. I can't do anything. I'm stuck here at the Falcon, guys.
03:26This is ridiculous.
03:27I know you have a lot of respect for this man, but you know in this position with you or with me...
03:32Where's John Williams gone? He's got a good kid of hand in there.
03:35Help out here!
03:38That guy, he wears me out, too. I wish I could beat him up.
03:41Lucio Devere fighting back. I can't do anything. I'm stuck here at the Falcon, guys.
03:45This is ridiculous.
03:48Clearly happy with himself.
03:50The supposed and imagined live champion. Can we...
03:53Somebody, please, we got a call.
03:56Mason Lawrence always trying to abuse that privilege.
04:05Yeah, the veteran Lucio Devere outsmarting the young upstart, Mason Lawrence.
04:12Yeah, Lucio Devere's been around way too long for that.
04:16Board buster right on your face.
04:18It keeps that wrestling stuff, kid.
04:21Wow, wow. Dropped him right on the front of his face.
04:24And, of course, to the outside again.
04:31Maybe his father can buy him a new nose.
04:34You don't retain your imagined live title this way.
04:36And if he is, in fact, the champion...
04:38Oh, hey! Hey, it's Hair Color Wednesday.
04:40It's Ramon Lucio Devere here on Imagined Live.
04:43Never could have guessed that.
04:46He thinks he's so smart.
04:48Kidding us how to find the camera, too. I hate him.
04:53Big club to the back. Lucio Devere here.
04:55Wow.
04:56Yeah!
04:59Very privileged and opportunistic.
05:04Lawrence here's got Lucio Devere down the mat.
05:06Full upper hand, landing them forearm strikes.
05:10Mugging. Mugging for that camera too much, Mike.
05:13Yeah, man. Just never met a camera he didn't like.
05:18He should really focus on his opponent, though.
05:20I mean, I get it. Being young.
05:22You know, maybe having a little bit of money.
05:24Had his silver platter handed to him on a silver platter.
05:27Yeah. I mean, it's...
05:29It looked quite literally on his tights.
05:31He's got a silver spoon on his tights.
05:34He was so disappointed, Mason Lawrence, in his performance here last week...
05:38...he only fired his butler, Mike Zeke.
05:40Oh, man.
05:41Yeah, that means he's drawn the rest of his brothers out of a job.
05:44Good lord.
05:45You know, I can understand why Lucio's upset.
05:48And I think it's more than just the shirt, if I'm being honest.
05:51Follow me, if you will. Go down this rabbit hole with me.
05:53Okay.