ash vs. evil S1 - 03 - looks like a slut and a saint - video Dailymotion

reminiscent movie scenes  ash vs. evil S1 - 03 - looks like a slut and a saint

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00:00right there right there out three sweet musical Jesus that's your friend oh

00:08she's filthy and fine she's very attractive I know hey I try not to look

00:16at her like that that must be difficult it is she haunts my dreams just kidding

00:21she does though well I should say my goodbyes

00:30nice day huh just wanted to say I'm sorry I have to leave you so soon I

00:38don't even know you and now you never will which is fine because you really

00:45never could have had me anyway do you are you out of your mind

00:51oh it sounds crazy doesn't it I'm old graying 10 pounds overweight 10 okay 30

00:59pounds overweight but it doesn't matter at some point the thought would have

01:03occurred to you do me a favor will you thank your mother for me she passed her

01:09jeans down to you and all the right places my mother died in a car accident

01:15six months ago Wow

01:23you know in the future you might want to just say sure I'll tell her cuz

01:29dropping a bomb like that on somebody you just met is downright rude but you

01:32know what you're young you'll figure it out

01:37goodbye forever Kelly touch me again and you're gonna need another wooden hand

01:45okay wait another wooden hand in place of my real hand or another wooden hand

01:49in place of my wooden hand real hand touchy