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00:30In the gallery of horrors
00:34So be a visitor
00:38Imagine what life can be like
00:41You can't miss it today
00:44Crazy adventures, crazy stories
00:47Cars, lasers and rock'n'roll
00:51Life is a rock
00:55Life is a rock
01:00I will finally get rid of the centuries of humiliation that Dracula inflicted on me
01:26I will plant this rock in his heart
01:33One day, it will be mine
01:40A nebula
01:42It depends on the point of view where we are
01:48I am delighted to receive the visit
01:50Especially if it's you, my old friend, Ghost Eye
01:57But how? It's still daylight
02:01You are wrong to believe everything the journalists say about me, my dear Ghost Eye
02:07Without eyes, let the force of Frankenstein intervene
02:12So try to get out of this bad place, king of the living dead
02:26Ghost Eye
02:43Taekwondo
02:45Ghost Eye
03:05Taekwondo
03:10Taekwondo
03:15Taekwondo
03:22Ah, you saved my life, my dear
03:28Come closer, my little vampire
03:31I love you
03:34The End
03:39Oh, my God, this is spectacular
03:42At least there is action, thrill
03:44Nothing like those movies that bore you to death
03:47I really want to work for the cinema
03:49Oh, it's a great idea
03:52Of course, in my case, we don't do it anymore
03:56Oh, what a movie!
04:01It's already over, in ten years I haven't seen the second Barbie
04:06It's time to go to bed, victim
04:08Where did I put my notes again?
04:12Sapristi, I have popcorn stuck to my hair
04:16Hey, Dad, I didn't know you knew martial arts
04:20Of course I do, I'm the king of the living dead
04:22Who taught the Asians everything they know
04:25Bruce Lee himself came to see me to give him lessons and...
04:28You don't think that's enough for tonight, Bruce Lee?
04:33But, listen, I...
04:37There are some, we can't do anything for them
04:40Wait, bunny, don't forget you're sleeping with me tonight
04:44He doesn't know the existence of the monster Smooly
04:47What are you talking about, kid?
04:51You should be more careful, my dear vampire
04:54A dracone is influential at his age
04:57Listen, I admit that I exaggerated a little
05:01But there's no need to make a scene
05:04They're all rotten in this family
05:08I'd rather have popcorn stuck to my hair
05:10Than to be roasted like a chestnut by this old bat
05:15Hey, that's not bad at all
05:31Yippee, you've made friends
05:34Let me join you
05:45Now, a little more, a little more
05:53Oh, I'm done, I'm not doing anything with these idiots
05:56They always come to me
06:00And that old bat, Jim's son
06:03I'd better make him forget
06:05If I don't want to be beaten like last time
06:14Oh, someone left their lunch
06:18Who's going to hunt for his place?
06:29Oh, I'm done, I'm done
06:44I'm done, I'm done
06:49I'm done
06:51But I feel stuck, my brain's malfunctioning
06:54I don't want to crush you like a pancake today
06:58But tomorrow, I promise you, I will
07:01You mean you're stuck, you didn't listen to me
07:04Yes, I listen to you when you talk
07:07I think I'm finally going to crush you
07:10No, no, wait, I...
07:13Look, there's one who thinks they're the best in his family.
07:16Hi, old man. Let me introduce you to my friend Frankenstein.
07:20His father is the most famous monster on this planet.
07:24He must be in second place.
07:26My father, Count Dracula, is number one. He's the king of vampires.
07:30No kidding, he's senseless.
07:35He's just a wet hen like his dad.
07:38My father is not a wet hen. He's the king of vampires.
07:42He was the world champion of Chegondo.
07:45My father, because your father is a poor android.
07:49A fraud and a big dick.
07:52Oh yeah?
07:53Yeah.
07:54Oh, no!
08:04Oh!
08:06You're such a troublemaker.
08:08I'm not a troublemaker.
08:15So, why are you fighting, little monster?
08:20I demand that you shake hands and that...
08:24You're going to fight here on Saturday. I'll be the referee.
08:29He said his father is the best fighter in the world of Taekwondo.
08:35Well, that's not bad.
08:38Very well, it's the martial art I chose for the fight on Saturday at school.
08:44My son, I have to tell you something.
08:47You know this big movie?
08:49The movies are made in a certain way.
08:52No.
08:53They are there to entertain.
08:55You can only see the beautiful side of things.
08:57You shouldn't believe everything they say.
08:59I'm not a ninja in martial arts.
09:01I told you a big lie.
09:03No, no, no.
09:04A little, a little.
09:05I just exaggerated a little.
09:07Embellished a little, what.
09:09Exaggerated a little, what.
09:12It's been a long time, Dad.
09:15What's wrong with you, son?
09:17You look like you're in your forties.
09:19Little Frog said you were just a wet hen.
09:22But I told him you were the greatest Taekwondo fighter in the world.
09:27You want to teach me this family tradition, Dad?
09:30Well, these are things that happen, son, but...
09:33It was deadly, Dad.
09:35We, the Draculas, we ignore fear.
09:37We can beat them and crush these monsters just made of bricks and bricks.
09:41Yes, certainly.
09:42Of course, but not this week.
09:44I have too much to do.
09:45We have royal obligations.
09:47Don't forget that I am the king of vampires.
09:50And you, my son, you will continue.
09:52That's exactly what I said, Dad.
09:54Yes, you will continue this sublime and long historical saga.
10:00And now, ladies and gentlemen,
10:02he is even more formidable and more magnificent than before.
10:06He is inoxidable and very resonant.
10:10Here is a clove of garlic.
10:14Exactly.
10:15I am not the terrible vegetable of the shadow.
10:18The clove of fatality.
10:22Here is the result of less preparation.
10:25Look at this anti-bite glue.
10:29Hidden in my protective shell.
10:31Armed with my sugar,
10:33I will defy this vampire
10:36and the vampire.
10:38Master, how are you going to get through the castle walls?
10:41You will meet zombies,
10:43werewolves, victims,
10:45Igor's traps.
10:47And not to mention the poisoned shell.
10:50You are right.
10:51After months of hard work,
10:53the situation is not so good.
10:55Here it is.
10:58What did I say?
11:00Master, you will have trouble getting around,
11:02but I made sparkles today.
11:04Indeed, it's a lot of trouble.
11:07So, I arrived at school early
11:09and then I met little Frank
11:11and then one year later ...
11:12You were wrong.
11:13Thanks to the fight of the vampire school,
11:15we will be able to eliminate Dracula.
11:17We know where it happens,
11:18what day and what time.
11:20We must now develop a plan of execution.
11:23Without eyes,
11:24useless.
11:25Organize a surveillance of hell.
11:28More centripetal.
11:30I will discreetly dress up as a boy scout
11:33and I will come back to sell cakes.
11:36In the meantime,
11:37I will open my eye
11:38and I will observe Dracula.
11:42It hurts me a little,
11:44a lot,
11:45passionately.
11:47Igor,
11:48I do not want to play the trouble maker,
11:50but what is this machine?
11:52Oh, I got it for nothing,
11:54a brasserie.
11:55Well, let's see a little,
11:56it's precision machining.
11:58It will cut this hot dog in 30 seconds.
12:00About twenty should come
12:02and then it will stop.
12:03Do you understand, victim?
12:05One,
12:06two,
12:08three,
12:10four,
12:12five.
12:13Hi Igor,
12:14Hi victim,
12:15there's a hot dog on the menu.
12:17Oh no,
12:18what's going on?
12:19It looks like you're carrying
12:20all the misfortune of the world.
12:21Igor,
12:22I just made my way
12:23in my family of vampires,
12:24especially my old dad.
12:26I drove like a slug.
12:29But how did you get there, master?
12:31I did not know
12:32that a martial art of taekwondo
12:34was part of family traditions
12:36and I know nothing about it.
12:38In addition,
12:39I have to fight against
12:40little Frank on Saturday
12:41in the school yard.
12:43And no question
12:44of brawling the scepter,
12:45death, theft, hypnotization,
12:46all that is forbidden.
12:48Young master,
12:49if you need it,
12:50it's a fantasy
12:51and I know one.
12:52Besides,
12:53he was there
12:54when your father made this film.
12:5521 euros?
12:56It's called Kiai.
12:57Let me think,
12:58that's it.
12:59It is in this country
13:00more than 10,000 kilometers from here,
13:02in the purest region of Tibet,
13:04which has
13:05the highest mountains in the world.
13:06Who said
13:07that cartoons
13:08taught me nothing?
13:10And he's going to teach me
13:11the secrets of taekwondo?
13:13He stopped
13:14when he was
13:16twenty-one.
13:19It has advantages
13:20to be two.
13:22Okay,
13:23I want to go
13:24in search of Kiai.
13:26That means
13:27we're going to have a sweet time
13:28in broad daylight, Igor.
13:29So,
13:30hold your tongue.
13:32Oh?
13:33Well,
13:34I represent
13:35BST,
13:36the boy scouts
13:37of Transylvania
13:38and I'm on a quest
13:39to sell our biscuits.
13:40If I sell enough,
13:41I'll be able
13:42to go to the camp
13:43in Albania.
13:44Ah,
13:45that's great,
13:46isn't it?
13:47Oh,
13:48of course,
13:49my great,
13:50of course.
13:51You did well
13:52to come here.
13:53You have
13:54good things.
13:55Come on,
13:56give me everything
13:57you have.
13:58It's too much
13:59for me to take.
14:00Oh,
14:02that's too much.
14:05Goodbye, Victim.
14:07Goodbye, Victim.
14:08My message
14:09explains everything.
14:10Give it
14:11to my respected father
14:12and be careful.
14:13He will
14:14surely
14:15get angry.
14:16Don't worry,
14:17Little Drac.
14:18He is always
14:19nice to me
14:20and a very
14:21great lord.
14:22There is
14:23a bright sun
14:24today.
14:29And he will
14:30be able
14:31to see
14:32the world again.
14:35And this great
14:36sausage
14:37that you have
14:38married?
14:39It was she
14:40who put
14:41her stupidness
14:42in his head.
14:47But at least
14:48he is with Igor.
14:51Stop
14:52crying,
14:53Nishimi.
14:56This boy
14:57is full of courage.
14:58He takes care
14:59of my ancestors.
15:00I
15:13Look at them to the mechanics it is a transceiver need for a limited to develop an interior and a serenity
15:19the second one to be done
15:21you
15:28We really managed to follow them with this bidule and yet I bought it at a discount and there is a credit
15:37I feel like there is another way to advance this angel
15:40I can not anymore
15:42And now we're going to be able to capture this little morve and make his father sing
15:47prepare to fire with the barrel
15:52This plan is unstoppable.
15:54It can't fail.
15:56I'm counting.
15:57Ten.
15:59Nine.
16:00Eight.
16:01Seven.
16:02Five.
16:03One.
16:04Five.
16:06We're freezing on this!
16:08But how do I share the same body as this idiot?
16:11And on top of that, a jellyfish on a balloon flying over the roof of the world!
16:15You really don't stand a chance.
16:17What are you talking about?
16:18This thing we're on doesn't make you think of a big sausage.
16:23Well, now that you mention it...
16:25Let's go.
16:27Ready?
16:28Attack!
16:32We're here, young master.
16:34The Lamaze deli with its bar and grill.
16:37Very famous for its lamaze burgers and its meditation.
16:41I'm drooling.
16:43What does it mean to meditate?
16:45For example, you get your suspenders up, they send you to your room,
16:48the TV doesn't work, you lend your video cassettes to your friends,
16:51all you have is the wall in front of you.
16:53Yeah?
16:54So that's meditation.
16:59Are you sure this is the right place?
17:05Yeah, this is the right place.
17:07Hi, guys.
17:10Yeah!
17:13I spent the whole day in total meditation.
17:16But it didn't work.
17:18I messed it all up and started doing this honorable job at the Lamaze deli.
17:23Hello, Little Drac.
17:25Uncle Gouzda came to get you.
17:28And he took his Naizuka.
17:30Oh, it's the young biscuit scout.
17:33Where's your uniform?
17:35Who the hell are you two?
17:37Hey, you, the fly.
17:39Get out of my way, quick.
17:42Got it?
17:49Well, dear master, this discipline doesn't suit you,
17:52but you'll get used to it very quickly.
17:59Don't hurt me!
18:01It's just me.
18:04Your friend, Little Drac.
18:07You?
18:08You're lucky I didn't put you in the water.
18:11Let me introduce you to my new friend, Kai.
18:16Let me introduce you to my new friend, Kai.
18:18He even lives around here.
18:21And he teaches me...
18:23Taekwondo!
18:25Are you a turtle or a vampire?
18:28A vampire!
18:38Frank!
18:39Yes?
18:40Excellent, Little Drac.
18:43Now I'm ready to meet Little Frank on the school ring.
18:47Make sure the fight is well planned.
18:49Don't tell anyone.
18:59You're going so fast, kid.
19:01Tell your grandma.
19:03I'm going to school.
19:05But it's Saturday, there's no school.
19:08There's no school on Saturday?
19:10Well, I'm going to the market.
19:13You're a rabbit, kid.
19:15You should tell me more.
19:23Okay, champ.
19:24Use your feet to pull yourself up.
19:26Pay attention to the height of your right.
19:28Remember everything I taught you.
19:31But Igor, you only taught me how to barbecue.
19:34Yes, put the meat on the grill.
19:36All fights are allowed.
19:38Bite, hit, kick.
19:40But we don't fly.
19:44And then we'll go get a good bowl of soup with tentacles.
19:50Go ahead, fight and make it swing.
20:05Igor.
20:12Kisses.
20:19Little Dracula, why am I fighting you?
20:22Because you put your head up and you're on the wrong side.
20:28Wait a minute, I'll put my hand on this worm.
20:35Oh, my dear son.
20:37I have a confession to make.
20:39You fall short, Dracula.
20:42You will be able to take your son's place.
20:45And me as little Frank.
20:47However, I am the one who has the choice of weapons.
20:50A five-point shotgun.
20:55Taekwondo.
20:57Yao-do.
20:59Wow.
21:02Wow.
21:07Garlic steak, my favorite dish.
21:09Yum, yum, yum.
21:11No, no.
21:14No.
21:20Splendid.
21:24And so, you see, I was a bluffer.
21:27And I regret cheating on you.
21:30Don't worry, Dad.
21:32For me, you're the greatest.
21:33You're the king of vampires.
21:35And I'm proud to be your son.
21:37Good night, son.
21:39Have a sweet nightmare.
21:52Oh, no. It's starting again.
21:55Taekwondo.
21:57What a night.
22:00It's so much fun.
22:02All right, let's go.
22:11When the night and the thunder
22:14Throw their price in this matter
22:17It's waiting for you here
22:20Little Drac is a friend
22:24Little Drac is a friend