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WWF Smackdown (February 7, 2002)
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00:00I'll get it out of your soul, out of your soul!
00:04Come on, Austin, you coward!
00:06Get out here right now and face the champ!
00:10Oh, yeah! Austin has it going!
00:12No way out, he's coming early!
00:15Uh-oh, here comes...
00:18Wait a minute...
00:21What is this?
00:23Look at Austin! He's been losing it yesterday!
00:26What is this?
00:29What is this?
00:31It's the Rattlesnake!
00:33You think this is the Rattlesnake?
00:35It must be a kid!
00:37No, this is...
00:39That's Will Shatner from MTV!
00:42It looks like Steve Austin to me!
00:45Uh, you know, maybe one, two, six, eight to me.
00:47Look at that ass!
00:48Yeah, so does a great Austin impression, I'll give him that.
00:51But what the hell is this all about?
00:52What kind of joke is this?
00:54Look at the Rattlesnake fuel tank!
00:55It got bigger!
00:57Ha-ha!
00:59Get him!
01:01Come in here, somebody!
01:04Give me a break!
01:07All I can say is the Rattlesnake just troubled Jericho.
01:10I bet Jericho's gonna kick his ass!
01:12Hey, what do you want?
01:14I don't know.
01:22What?
01:24All right, jackass!
01:26Are you ready for a beating?
01:31What?
01:34I said, are you ready to fight me right now?
01:41Where?
01:44Right here, you beer-drinking, tobacco-spitting, foul-mouthed, stupid donkey redneck!
01:54There he is, Austin.
01:56Why?
01:58Why?
01:59Because I'm gonna prove that I am better than you!
02:07Prove!
02:09I'm just like him!
02:11The larger-than-life, living legend, undisputed champion of the world, Chris Jericho!
02:22That's who!
02:27How?
02:30By giving you an undisputed beating, Junior, what do you have to say about that?
02:40You're asking Stone Cold what he has to say?
02:42What?
02:43Well, I'll tell you something.
02:45It doesn't matter what the Rattlesnake says, no.
02:47What matters is what my watch is telling me.
02:49My watch is telling me it's time.
02:51Chris Jericho, my watch is telling me it's time.
02:54It's time for Stone Cold to face facts.
02:57Junior, it's time for Stone Cold to come clean.
03:00It's time for Stone Cold Steve Austin to finally realize you're the better man, Chris Jericho,
03:07and I ain't gonna beat you at No Way Out.
03:12Hey!
03:13What?
03:14What is this?
03:16I'll tell you what it is.
03:18It's Stone Cold Steve Austin.
03:21How can this be?
03:24Austin on his way to the ring with a purpose.
03:30Look at Little Sam as he fights Chris Jericho now.
03:33And look at Chris Jericho.
03:35Yeah, big man Jericho.
03:37Real big man.
03:38I'll bet you they did it in the ring with the guy.
03:42Bill Sasso is frozen with fear.
03:50Oh!
03:54Look at Jericho outside the ring.
03:56I see him.
03:57Why doesn't he go into Austin and touch Stone Cold in his face?
04:00I don't think he was just playing about him.
04:03I'm not gonna do that.
04:04I'm not gonna tell anybody anything.
04:06Chris Jericho's the champion.
04:08He has no point to prove.
04:09Chris Jericho is a coward.
04:13They're gonna hear you.
04:17Uh-oh.
04:23I gotta admit, the similarity is amazing.
04:32It's Twin Rednecks.
04:33What?
04:36What?
04:37What?
04:38Can I ask you a question?
04:40What?
04:41What the hell is going on here?
04:43I said, what's going on?
04:46Que pasa?
04:48What?
04:51Look at that piece of trash right there.
04:54Is that Chris Jericho?
04:57Is that Y2J?
04:59Is that the Undisputed Champ?
05:03Is that the man that put you up to this?
05:06Go ahead, say something.
05:07What? Shut up!
05:12What?
05:14Is this your idea, Chris?
05:16You think it's funny you got those two little belts around your shoulder?
05:19What?
05:20Let me give you the bottom line right now.
05:22And read my lips.
05:24At no way out.
05:26What?
05:27Those little titles are coming with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:30Ain't a damn thing that you can do about it.
05:33What?
05:34Do I make myself clear?
05:36What?
05:37Do you understand me?
05:38What?
05:39Comprende.
05:40What?
05:41Savvy.
05:42What?
05:43Do you get it?
05:44What?
05:45It don't matter if you get it or you don't get it.
05:47Either way, son.
05:48Those belts are coming with Stone Cold Steve Austin.
05:50Now you.
05:54Would you do me a favor?
05:56What?
05:57Would you help Stone Cold?
05:59Hey!
06:00Jericho trying to ambush Austin.
06:02And Austin with a right hand to the Undisputed Champion.
06:05Oh.
06:06Wait a minute.
06:08Get your little belts.
06:10Get your little belts with you, you little son of a bitch.
06:15Get your ass out of here.
06:21Stone Cold.
06:23Hey, look at Jericho running out of here.
06:25What?
06:27Did I say Stone Cold?
06:29You ain't Stone Cold.
06:31Get your ass back in here.
06:33Oh, no.
06:35Let's have a little conversation, you and me.
06:44Do you feel good about what you did?
06:47Are you going to win an award?
06:49What?
06:50Are you proud of yourself?
06:52What?
06:53You got your little goatee?
06:54What?
06:55Your little mustache?
06:56What?
06:57Your little shaved head?
06:58What?
06:59Your little bloodshot eyes?
07:00What?
07:01You know what?
07:02What?
07:06You don't even smell like beer.
07:09You want to drink a beer with the real Stone Cold Steve Austin?
07:14What?
07:17What?
07:19That would be great.
07:21Would that be great?
07:22Would that be swell?
07:24That'd be a good time.
07:26I said that'd be great, Mr. Austin.
07:28That would...
07:29What?
07:30Hand me a couple of beers.
07:32What is this, Michael?
07:38I'll open it for you.
07:39You can have mine.
07:43Now, you won't ever do this again, right?
07:45You promise?
07:47Do I have your word?
07:49What?
07:50Trust your heart?
07:51What?
07:52Hope to die?
07:53What?
07:54Stick a thousand needles?
07:56What?
07:57Right in your little eye?
07:58What?
07:59We got a deal?
08:01We got a deal?
08:06How's that for a starter?
08:09Will Sasto, welcome to the world of Stone Cold.
08:13Don't trust anybody.
08:16You can't do that to Will?
08:18He just did.
08:19Will's a big star, man.
08:20See me?
08:21And I'll tell you what, the industry's champion, Chris Jericho,
08:25is watching into a rattlesnake's head.
08:28He's 10 days and no way out.
08:33Jericho and Austin from the understudent tunnel
08:36in a spot in the main event at WrestleMania.
08:40I can't believe what I'm seeing.
08:43Stone Cold Steve Austin, will he be the next understudent champion?
08:48He wants the gold.
08:50He's obsessed with winning it.
08:52Austin, Jericho, 10 days and no way out.
08:56We got to get a doctor for Will Sasto.