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00:00Come on, if this one is a star too...
00:04You're kidding me!
00:06You don't have the balls to advertise me!
00:09If you're wondering what else Mihai Petre does...
00:12The women who have that picture on Instagram should applaud!
00:19If...
00:22Poor guy, I swear...
00:24I told him not to put anything on, just the chair...
00:28Can you imagine?
00:29It's the first long-sleeved shirt he's wearing!
00:34We're very proud!
00:35Please applaud!
00:36How many of you know our YouTube channel, RoasterPost?
00:44Small disclaimer!
00:45This video wasn't meant to appear on YouTube
00:47and I didn't even hope to ever see the light of the Romanian viral.
00:51It was recorded to be broadcasted at the Palace Hall show
00:54about the stars in the room.
00:56And because we received a lot of messages from you,
00:58those of you who weren't in Bucharest at the time
01:00and couldn't come to the show,
01:02we brought it here, but in a slightly longer version.
01:05I think this video deserves 10,000 likes,
01:08to go down in history just because
01:10Drecea bites the hands that feed him.
01:13Both Deliric's hand and Shelley's.
01:16I won't give you any more spoilers,
01:18that's all I want to say.
01:20Enjoy the entertainment and we apologize, Mr. Vescan.
01:27Good evening, Internet!
01:29What?
01:30Who?
01:31RoasterPost!
01:32We're at a special episode,
01:34an episode in which we invite stars to Roast.
01:37That's why Florina is here.
01:39The special one, you know.
01:41Stars who were at the Palace Hall show
01:43and we thank them for that.
01:45Stars who gave or didn't give the agreement,
01:47we'll see in the tribunal.
01:49We thank them as we always do, my colleagues.
01:52Drecea, please applaud!
01:54Popiciu and Florina!
02:00Our special guest,
02:01the set made us be together,
02:03you realize we didn't want it.
02:05A special guest, a must, that's for sure.
02:07Florina, who do you want to be the first to Roast?
02:10Say Deliric, please, I already said it.
02:12That one, Deliric, listen to him.
02:14That guy, Deliric.
02:16Deliric.
02:17We'll start with Deliric.
02:19Deliric.
02:20Deliric.
02:21Deliric.
02:22We'll start with Deliric.
02:23Deliric.
02:24The first one we chose at Roast is...
02:26Deliric!
02:32You know, there are still orange peelers.
02:36Johnny Sins after a shoot.
02:40I found a bread on the street, I took a picture of it.
02:43I mean, it's a local one.
02:45Smile, Dracu!
02:48First day after drinking a protein shake.
02:52It has a spike!
02:55No, no, Livia has a spike.
03:00At least her hands grow in her head.
03:05I've never seen a line at All-Inclusive directly in the pool.
03:09Let's sing, please, the one by M.S.A.B.
03:13Who was born in...
03:16That's Deliric?
03:17That's you, Brutacoe!
03:19I'm really wondering who has the most money here.
03:27But you're saying that the manager and the commissions are directly behind you.
03:3225 with 30.
03:35Until this evening, next to us is also...
03:37Geboasa!
03:38But calm down, she's not even allowed to sing here at the Palace Hall.
03:43You're the only one who has cigarettes.
03:49That's the one, right?
03:52It was the best version.
03:54But I'm not at the festival to come and bring kids.
03:57And now we have kids on Gigi Becali.
04:00Ilie Dimitrov, the president.
04:01Becali has a cold!
04:04But it seems that the lady from the plateau was at the Palace Hall yesterday,
04:07at someone else's, in public.
04:09Florin Gheorghe, at H&M.
04:12Are you upset if I run a bit with Adidas shoes?
04:14I want to see you at home.
04:17Wow, it's direct.
04:18After you put all the trollers in the plane.
04:23That's it, you're free!
04:25Wait, who's a bit behind me today?
04:28It seems to me that this is how people see him on the stand,
04:30when he comes to give clients.
04:34Right in the face.
04:35Good evening, we have a show at H&M.
04:37Good evening, we have a show at H&M.
04:40Jesus, when you entered the Nazareth,
04:45I knew you'd come back.
04:48Oh, what's that?
04:53Isn't that your bat, Florin?
04:56Yes, the one on the left.
05:04Brothers!
05:08We have a new exot.
05:10After the kiss, you realize when...
05:13Tonight we want to thank Shelly, who's with us.
05:16Opa!
05:17Yes, yes.
05:18You realize, delirious and Shelly, it feels like going to school.
05:21It's like having a lesson with the inspection.
05:25Tassu and his younger brother, who's learning better.
05:28It's mine, everyone knows, it's mine if I do more.
05:32If I do well inside.
05:33If I do well inside.
05:34Yes.
05:35Here he left the window open to applaud,
05:37because I parked quickly.
05:39If I had a lot of money, I would always laugh like this.
05:42All day I was smiling at you.
05:45Here I remembered that I have money.
05:48You can take a picture faster.
05:50Here, did you forget?
05:51Yes.
05:54Here I was waiting for some money to come in,
05:56but I don't give a fuck.
05:59Delia and Razvan Munteanu, directly.
06:03One is the greatest Romanian speaker,
06:05and the other is Shelly.
06:07One can't pronounce the letter R,
06:09the other the rest of the letters.
06:14But he has something.
06:16He has something, conjunctivitis in this picture.
06:20Do you think that hand that can't be seen was in the jacket
06:22or in Haji's pants?
06:24He was holding it at the back here.
06:27Let's take a picture, Mr. Haji.
06:30You know, like you're at Vestiar.
06:33How many regionalisms do you know?
06:36Mircea, you start, because we're at your place.
06:38Bayu.
06:39Bayu?
06:40It's not an insult.
06:41No, Bayu is a movie.
06:42Take them out.
06:45Which one of them?
06:51I also took a picture with Romeo Fantastic.
06:54How ugly was Bia Khalifa.
06:56Yes, yes.
06:59Habibi can pronounce it, because he doesn't have R.
07:03Like you don't have Habibi.
07:04Get the fuck out of here!
07:06Wait, when you work in the police,
07:08you only give fines for throwing cigarettes on the floor.
07:14Inflation, it just increased.
07:17Look what Bitcoin has brought.
07:20Look how, from no jacket,
07:22he's starting to have a jacket on him.
07:23Look at this.
07:26The jacket is getting thicker.
07:28Look at this.
07:29The jacket is getting thicker.
07:30Look at this.
07:34Directly Marlan and Chiorette.
07:39Mayday and Roger.
07:41You say they're foresters, don't you?
07:43You say we're protecting our virginity.
07:48Oh, what a curve, Mr. Cameraman,
07:49do you want to be me?
07:54On the table, Pepen,
07:55in the back, Pepen.
07:57He took my head.
07:58In the back, Arbuz.
08:00He's the one who built Velia's career.
08:06And you were talking about...
08:07Alex Velian is also here tonight,
08:09these good people.
08:15Directly, you say they're foresters.
08:16Do you have an oven with a microwave?
08:19Which one is him and which one is Antonia?
08:23Why are there so many in Romania?
08:26Thank you for listening to everything.
08:27I got this one,
08:28and I wanted to take a picture.
08:30Which one is taller when we argue?
08:33When she was 5,
08:34we got along well with her when she was 8.
08:39Directly, when the mountains reached the sea.
08:43Decebal descended.
08:45Barney's most ruined cake.
08:51What do you think,
08:52does he also eat at my wedding?
08:54Or at someone else's?
08:56When the lights in the club turn on.
08:59Tell me, Florin,
09:00is there at least one little worm here?
09:04At least three.
09:06And you can't see him in the picture.
09:10What a Neapolitan he has on his feet.
09:14Directly, Milka Airata eats.
09:19They're gophers.
09:20Gophers, yes.
09:21Gophers.
09:23Look,
09:24there's Tunz asking for it.
09:25Take this, take that.
09:32What, do you think this is too much?
09:38No, then I'm going to change.
09:42I'm going to tighten it a little more.
09:44And you have 9 and 25 of money.
09:48Oh, good.
09:50When he hears the story about his uncle Florin.
10:02You don't even have to say anything.
10:04What does the necklace look like from the entrance to the club?
10:08I wanted to say Popinciuc's chair from The Bureau.
10:12This is the necklace from Tandarica, from the entrance.
10:14Here he dressed up as a croissant.
10:17He dressed up as Seven Days.
10:18Because when you go to Melkotoberek you say,
10:19horns.
10:24This is how the dog shit looks like on the road.
10:29This is what happens if you don't take the bag with you.
10:33You have Happy Meal glasses.
10:37And he dressed up by himself.
10:38Do you think this is a boys' or girls' game?
10:44And you didn't say you don't rap.
10:48I don't know how to rap.
10:53And this is Kid from Shatra B.
10:58Kid, in case you're wondering how kids get dressed up
11:00when they're 15 years old.
11:03Look at him.
11:05He looks like Marius Sampar.
11:08The reference of the shirt, Marius Sampar.
11:11But what hair does Kid have?
11:12Because I know he did this.
11:13From the right, a picture of Unchis and Matus.
11:16At Euphoria we were just about to eat Hamsi.
11:22Only I have a sheet here.
11:23Someone was just asking,
11:24where did you get the deodorant?
11:26It's on the bear when I took him out of the cage for the first time.
11:36David Popovic after two smokes.
11:38And he dies.
11:45He has glasses and he still has water in his eyes.
11:47What the fuck did you do wrong?
11:49It doesn't matter what I do wrong.
11:51You can't see where you're holding it.
11:55He's really upset because he didn't fit in with the exotic birds.
12:00You say he left some kids to give him watermelons in his head.
12:03Kid looks like a kid who goes on the field to play football.
12:05The one from the stands.
12:06He looks like a madman.
12:07You know when someone runs away like a madman?
12:09And the guy who caught him.
12:12It looks like in the lower part he only had crampons.
12:19If you're wondering what else Mihai Petre does.
12:25It's true that Mihai Petre did it.
12:26And Frankfurt too.
12:29I know him from somewhere when Mihai Petre speaks to him.
12:32And that a crazy woman escaped on stage.
12:37Tonight we also have Macanacă.
12:43If you don't know where Macanacă is.
12:44Follow the sound.
12:45Where you can feel the difference between face and chain.
12:50And someone should come to the middle of the show and get some bottles.
12:54Be careful when you pass by him because he's full of beer.
12:57Bottles, pills.
13:00Pills.
13:01Pets.
13:02Pets.
13:05No, it's ok because he always breaks his teeth.
13:10And he broke his teeth.
13:14I don't know if he wants to be Carlos Dream or Captain Hook.
13:19Do something between them.
13:22Give him some time.
13:23What a big mouth he has.
13:24In any case he's Peter Pan.
13:25Yes.
13:28But he doesn't have the ears of aliens.
13:29He has some teeth.
13:33Some of his teeth are unclogged.
13:35Straight from the garlic?
13:36Yes.
13:37Unclogged.
13:38I told them not to take my songs.
13:40I kiss you.
13:41The limousine came to me.
13:43What is this?
13:45I came in to pee at Macanacă.
13:46He has these elevators.
13:48Check it out.
13:49Limousine 2.
13:50I put a potato in a Starbucks.
13:51I left home.
13:59It seems that this is his mind all the time.
14:03What the hell are you eating with a fork?
14:08Is there a Romanian song with a fork?
14:13Beside us tonight is Vescan.
14:17For the first time he left home.
14:20From the apartment.
14:22We all know him.
14:23And I scream for help.
14:26Poor guy.
14:27Yes.
14:29Poor guy.
14:34How many good songs did you have?
14:39Two, but I was fit.
14:42So, I'm telling you.
14:44Someone did it before, he didn't do a good job.
14:47Let me put...
14:48Do you have a beat?
14:50No, no, no.
14:51Girl, on the chorus, I'm not putting it.
14:55This is 100% Photoshop.
14:58Wait, wait.
14:59Look, The Baby in America.
15:00Oh, Vescan, nice.
15:03Big rapper.
15:06I thought you said it's Photoshop,
15:08because it looks like he doesn't have five fingers in one hand.
15:11Can you...
15:12Hey, The Baby, I'll put you a little bit of banana,
15:13if you don't want to sing.
15:15What do you think this girl typed?
15:17It's a chick.
15:21Fuck you, I love you.
15:25On the chorus, all of them.
15:26Anyway, you don't know.
15:29You don't have the right to sing with this on you.
15:34With that shirt, with the hat.
15:35Give me some time.
15:37How much you don't know if it's hot or cold.
15:40Yes, but when I write in the studio...
15:43But it's summer.
15:45I think I caught him crying here.
15:48I always write, you know.
15:50He's upset in everything.
15:52He was filming with two phones.
15:54That's the thing.
15:55He had two Sony Ericsson.
15:59Guess what I got.
16:04Recommend me a song.
16:05Of course, not yours.
16:09It's over.
16:11I took a picture with Mr. Morar.
16:14The best podcast.
16:16Kisses.
16:18I gave him a glass of spritz.
16:20Mom, but you say he took it from somewhere.
16:21I put it on him, he ate it.
16:25Can you imagine?
16:26He has a long glove on which he wears it.
16:33When did you move to Iasi?
16:37Next to us, we have Costi Max.
16:41If he's a star too.
16:44What was he talking about?
16:45After you stole Mireasa and asked for a reward.
16:49I'll give you this autograph and I'll give you money right away.
16:53I still have some time.
16:55He's drooling.
16:56Are you sure he's drooling in a glass?
17:01After these guys leave, he still has his mouth open.
17:05Do the double.
17:06Like Delbo Florin.
17:14You dance better than this.
17:15No kidding.
17:16It's true.
17:18You should see Florin at Back Dance.
17:21At Back Dance?
17:22At Black Dance.
17:25Isn't that what he said?
17:26At Black Dance.
17:30This is Popinciu in the morning, in the evening and in the afternoon.
17:34The same training.
17:36I don't have white training.
17:38I'm getting old too easily.
17:40When you say you're 30 but you don't listen.
17:44Look, he even has a picture of Costi with 6ix9ine.
17:49He caught him at Beach Please.
17:50He caught him here at Ferentari.
17:52He caught him on his stomach naked.
17:55Because, of course, the kid can't be unmarried.
17:58It's also Luca Bitz tonight.
18:00Yes.
18:03Oh my God.
18:05The whole team of Ozon got together in one man.
18:08The third son of Dolanescu.
18:11He's the boy on the box from Kinder.
18:15He grew up so bad.
18:16He grew up so ugly.
18:17He grew up so stupid.
18:19He grew up so stupid.
18:21He grew up so stupid.
18:24He grew up so stupid.
18:27You edit it.
18:28Bad, hard, stupid, bad.
18:31He grew up so stupid.
18:37This is what Dobroda would look like if he held me in his arms.
18:41I couldn't smile.
18:44I wouldn't have the strength to smile.
18:45Would you hold my breath?
18:48In Decathlon, relaxing.
18:51I wanted to try it again.
18:54Guys, powerpuff.
18:58My legs are so small, Luca.
19:02This is why I never look like this.
19:04The one from Kinder has very small legs.
19:08Now they're growing.
19:10Yes.
19:11They were cut and now they're growing.
19:12They're developing.
19:13Now they're developing.
19:16Mom said it's normal at 13 years old not to grow at all.
19:18Mom said it's normal at 13 years old not to grow at all.
19:20Mom, Mirela in Vama.
19:21Yes.
19:22Really.
19:23Really.
19:25How was this video made, Ion?
19:29You had to take it down.
19:32You had to put on sandals.
19:34You had to put on your slippers.
19:37Take off your socks.
19:41What a fool.
19:44When the party is over, you only have that broken one.
19:47You gave your nephew 50 RON and he's happy.
19:51Do you have a Fulgi who kisses him?
19:53Fulgi.
19:57At first I thought it was Bucalae, honestly.
20:00They both slept at the studio and he took a picture of them when they left.
20:05Who else has a picture?
20:06The women who have that picture on Instagram should applaud.
20:13Directly.
20:15Killa, fuck, we're going to die, leave her alone.
20:18It's better if you leave from Shatrabinsk with her.
20:23Tonight we have Alex Bogdan.
20:31You play the middleman.
20:34I want you to call me correctly.
20:38Can you talk to your dad to make another movie so I can play?
20:42Alex, I told him you can't just play with a song.
20:46And how did Vescan do it?
20:49He does what he does.
20:51And I told him not to put anything else, just Vescan.
20:56We have a lot of stars, but we only talk about Vescan.
21:00I took a dog from PN, the biggest bitch.
21:04He told me you're a goat, that's why I chose her.
21:08Because she's a sheep.
21:09Because she's a sheep.
21:10Correct.
21:12That's why the mistake came out.
21:15Yes, sir, leave the kid alone, let him play with me, it's not a problem.
21:20One plus, one minus.
21:23Tonight we have Ionut Rusu.
21:25He had the voice.
21:30We should give another colleague to the radio.
21:32Who should I imitate?
21:35Ah, to do something original.
21:36No, it's not original.
21:38Ah, Totiohannis.
21:41The Bears.
21:44Let's see, which one is mine?
21:48Freestyler.
21:54Let him play with me.
21:59And he put sugar cubes on his tits.
22:02Besides the fact that he dresses like you, I don't see a problem.
22:06The horse?
22:07In general, the horse.
22:10I mean, he's lost in front of you.
22:13This is like a kid who's locked in a showcase.
22:19Florin dressed up in a jacket.
22:22Which one?
22:29But the jacket could have come home on his birthday and he came to call Ionut Rusu dressed up in it.
22:33To limit him.
22:37Out of instinct he gave you Florin's jacket.
22:43When that nasty chick comes to visit...
22:49Basic instinct.
22:52My dad always asks me why I never bring the girl home.
22:57What would I have done with you, Ionut Rusu?
23:00Today I just came to say hi to Ionut.
23:03Your hair is falling from your shoulders.
23:06You've been with that chick for too long.
23:09More shoulders.
23:14This has been our moment of Roast Your Post, good people.
23:17Now let's start laughing with Pepsi.
23:23You don't have the right to advertise in my ass.
23:29Good people, this has been Roast Your Post.
23:31Thank you very much.
23:35Thank you very much for following us.
23:37A round of applause for my colleagues.
23:38Florin, Dobrata, Popiciu, Gratia.
23:40Like, share, subscribe.
23:42See you next time.
23:45It will never be on YouTube, but I let it be.
23:47Bye.