Liv Struss or Liz Truss?
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00:00Hello, it's me, Liz Truss, your ex-Pi Minster, and I'm here in sunny Edinburgh to do my
00:06chats today at The Pleasants. I'm going to be having a really good time talking to all my fans.
00:12Just look at them waiting to see me. Oh, hello. And this is...
00:18Alan.
00:19Hello, Alan. Nice to meet you. What are you doing today?
00:22I've come to see you being interviewed by Ian Dale.
00:25Have you heard that there's someone being an imposter, someone called Noreen Skinner?
00:30Have you heard about her?
00:31Oh yes, Noreen Skinner, yes, who's pretending to be you.
00:35Isn't it a disgrace, don't you think, Alan?
00:37I'm trying to exercise you.
00:39She's trying to get rid of me, and I think that's just disgusting, don't you?
00:43That is disgusting.
00:45Yeah. Would you say it's a disgrace, Alan?
00:47It is a disgrace.
00:48Can you show a really angry face?
00:50Like importing cheese.
00:51I'm being exercised tomorrow, don't know what that means, but I think it's a good thing.
00:56Hello. The Liz Trust in there is not the real Liz Trust, just so you know.
01:00And this is...
01:01Millie.
01:02Hello, Millie. How are you?
01:04I'm good, thank you.
01:05Why have you got a lettuce?
01:07Because it outlives you.
01:10That's quite rude. I don't like lettuces. Leaf it out.
01:15And here's another question. What's your favourite, favourite thing about me,
01:20if you had to pick one thing?
01:22I think it's that you weren't Prime Minister for very long.
01:25Oh, because you wanted me to be Prime Minister for longer?
01:28Definitely.
01:30She looked a bit strange in the eyes there, but I think that says it all.
01:33Liz for Prime Minister, and this is...
01:35Gabby.
01:36Gabby. Nice to meet you. Gabby, what do you think I should do in the future?
01:40I think you would be an excellent Vice President to Donald Trump
01:44once he wins the US elections in November.
01:48That's such a good idea. I love Trump. What a good idea.
01:52I was told that you're a little bit blocking the entrance.
01:54Oh, I'm in the wrong place?
01:55Yeah, yeah.
01:56You just...
01:56They asked me to say that you're blocking the entrance.
01:57Liz Truss always gets in the way.
01:59So, there you have it. I've just spoken to everybody who are into the pleasants,
02:04and they all know that the person in there is an imposter, and I'm the real deal.
02:08So, I think we've put everyone straight.
02:10So, make sure you come and see me in my actual show,
02:13The Exorcism of Liz Truss. That's me. Goodbye.
02:18Bye.