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00:30More give me more
01:30I don't know your last
01:32You took good
01:34Good
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02:04To be continued
02:28Help! Somebody help me please!
02:37Warriors, it's my lucky day!
02:39We can take it from here!
02:41If there's one goblin in sight, then a hundred more lay in wait!
02:59Don't let any of these pests get away!
03:17Could really use some food.
03:20I scored enough points to boost me to level six, thanks to today's goblin hunt.
03:24It did seem they brought the entire horde to play.
03:27Giant hordes mean giant halls.
03:29Let's cash out and split the take!
03:31Lead the way!
03:34They went on a goblin hunt?
03:36Put that on the list of things I'll never do.
03:40I'm useless, with a stomach that growls constantly.
03:44And it's all thanks to this pathetic skill.
03:49Guess I should be grateful I have a job.
03:53Thank you for stopping by!
03:56The holy knights are coming!
04:02Leave it to the Fleric siblings to ruin a good day.
04:11I'm so terribly sorry, Sir Hado.
04:13What are you doing to my boots, clumsy bitch?
04:18I didn't mean to.
04:21I didn't mean to.
04:23Now you're talking back to me?
04:25In case you weren't aware of what happens to anyone brazen enough to insult the holy knights, let me fill you in.
04:30They lose their heads.
04:33I meant you no disrespect!
04:36Stop. Come on, you've had your fun.
04:39Learn from this mistake.
04:41Yes, my lord!
04:42Thank your lucky stars.
04:44You truly are blessed today.
04:48Are you all right?
04:50That was awful.
04:53Despicable scum.
04:54Unlike Lady Roxy, they dragged the holy knights' name for the dirt.
05:02Will you please just let me finish this shift without acting up anymore?
05:05Hello, Fate.
05:08I see you've kept a proper watch on the gate for us.
05:11It's still in one piece.
05:13Yes, Sir Raffal.
05:15As such, here.
05:20Pick up your pay.
05:22Go right ahead.
05:24Yes, Sir.
05:33Is that your filthy hand I'm crushing?
05:35Because I could have sworn it was trash.
05:39What a pitiful sight.
05:41As if being weak wasn't bad enough.
05:43That noisy gut makes it seem like we don't keep you fed.
05:46I wonder why.
05:48Trying to disgrace the Fleric family?
05:51In this world, there are haves...
05:56and there are have-nots.
05:58Miserable cur!
06:03As designed by the gods.
06:05I can practically hear you cursing our names in your thoughts.
06:09Someone with such a worthless skill should already be on his knees,
06:13thanking us holy knights for so graciously securing his livelihood.
06:18What separates them are their preordained powers.
06:21Skills.
06:23I pray you realize that slacking off reflects poorly on those who employ you,
06:27and we can't have that.
06:29On your feet.
06:32Go on!
06:33Why aren't you up yet?
06:35If he's going to act this way, so be it.
06:37This defiant dog will have to learn an obedience lesson or two, won't he?
06:43Stop this!
06:48You're sworn to protect that citizen under your boot.
06:51It's unbecoming of a holy knight to do such a thing.
06:54Please.
06:55Nobody asked you.
06:56It's also unbecoming to pass the honor of guarding the gate to someone else.
07:00That is solely our duty, so take pride in it.
07:03Providing job opportunities to the hapless have-nots is our honorable duty, too.
07:10You would validate this treatment?
07:12I'd say it's just a difference in professional opinion.
07:16Hado, Mimil, let's go.
07:28They're gone.
07:29Are you all right, Fate?
07:31Yes.
07:34Rafal...
07:37They hit hard enough to draw blood.
07:39Try to sit still.
07:42Looks much better now.
07:44You're too kind, Lady Roxy.
07:47We're gatekeepers in arms, so think nothing of it.
07:50Quite frankly, all holy knights should conduct themselves this way.
07:53Now, I believe I'm your relief?
07:55Oh, right.
07:56There you are, ma'am.
07:59Before you go,
08:01Before you go,
08:03I would like you to promise that you'll inform me if you ever find yourself in a similar predicament, Fate.
08:10I, uh, can't do that.
08:12But...
08:13I'm used to that treatment, so if you'll excuse me.
08:16Excuse me.
08:29Before you go,
08:31I would like you to promise that you'll inform me if you ever find yourself in a similar predicament, Fate.
08:37I appreciate Lady Roxy's concern.
08:41But Rafal is too unpredictable to risk getting her involved.
08:46She shouldn't stray from her path to pick up trash.
08:50They knock you around again?
08:53You gotta put a stop to it.
08:55Or else you'll wind up like the last guy.
08:58Non-stop abuse on top of hard manual labor will only lead to one brutal outcome.
09:11Well, thanks for the meal.
09:14We don't all get a happy ending, but I hope yours is at least close.
09:22Gluttony's the stupidest skill.
09:27If I could have any wish, I'd ask the gods to bless me with something helpful, too.
09:33Doesn't have to be worthy of a holy knight.
09:35I'd take being a warrior.
09:37Or even a merchant, or a craftsman.
09:40But wishful thinking is all it'll ever be.
09:43I have nothing to lose, yet I'm still such a loser.
09:49Thieves?
09:51No way she'll see them from where she is.
09:54You're certain what you saw were intruders?
09:56Yes, not a doubt in my mind. And they were scaling the east wall.
09:59I shall have to apprehend them.
10:02I request you guard the gate in my stead.
10:04Of course. Best of luck to you, milady.
10:06All will be well. Though I look like a rose, I cut like a thorn.
10:24Oh, wow. She wrapped that up quick.
10:36Lady Roxy entrusted this gate to me.
10:40I can't run. It'll cause trouble for her.
10:44I can't let him escape!
10:46Dammit!
10:48He's already wounded.
10:54Even I can do this!
11:06Ow!
11:11I did it. I was able to strike him dead.
11:14Gluttony skill activated. Status values increased.
11:21Identifying telepathy skills have been added.
11:24Gluttony activated just now?
11:27What?
11:28What?
11:35I don't understand what's happening.
11:38Bait!
11:44I was so worried when he started running your way. Were you injured?
11:48He does appear rather ill.
11:50Oh, no.
11:52Are you sick or hurt?
11:54Possibly crazy. Because I think I just heard Lady Roxy's inner voice.
11:59I promise there's not a scratch on me.
12:01Very well, then.
12:02Oh, thank the gods. What a relief.
12:04Again?
12:06I need to report this to my superiors immediately.
12:09Will you stand guard while I do?
12:11I don't hear it anymore.
12:13Has the excitement confounded you?
12:15No. I was just thinking you should take credit for this whole thing.
12:20But you slew one of the rogues with your own hands.
12:22I'd rather Sir Rafal not find out.
12:25Because you would be met with cruelty, yes?
12:28That. And he might give her a hard time as well.
12:32I understand. However, if you hadn't warned me and stayed to help, I would have failed as a holy knight and gatekeeper.
12:37Please allow me to show you my gratitude.
12:39You don't have to.
12:41The question is...
12:42Ignored.
12:43I know.
12:45I hereby welcome you to work for the Hart family.
12:47Do you work for the Hart family?
12:50Or do you intend to serve the Vleriks till it literally kills you?
12:54You know how bad it is?
12:56I know those brutes are not your concern.
12:59Your future is yours to decide, Fate.
13:02A life with the Vleriks, where they work me to death?
13:06Or one that I might actually be happy with Lady Roxy?
13:11If I quit, they'll find a replacement.
13:14That shouldn't be your concern either, since this duty falls to the holy knights.
13:19Whatever happens won't be a responsibility, because it never was.
13:23If Lady Roxy thinks so, that's enough for me.
13:28You have my sincerest thanks. I'd be honored.
13:32The honor's mine.
13:35What's this?
13:37My stats are in the triple digits!
13:41But how'd that happen?
13:42And what in the world does this identify?
13:45Oh, and this telepathy thing?
13:51So I'm not crazy. I really heard her thoughts.
13:54Blood me skill activated.
13:56That's it.
13:58My skill activated.
14:00Which changes everything.
14:05Now that my status values have improved, monster slaying's no longer off the table.
14:13The next day
14:21Shopping for a blade, are we, sir?
14:23Yes.
14:24What's your budget, pray tell?
14:26Uh, it's, uh, well, look.
14:33Oh, you're dirt poor. Why'd I even butter you up?
14:37That pittance won't afford you a sword.
14:39But this is all I have.
14:41After five years of scrimping and scrounging.
14:45I'll take two silvers for any hunk of junk in there, though.
14:48How much is this?
14:50Ah, good eye.
14:52Well, it's better than nothing.
14:55Identify.
14:58Zero for both durability and strength.
15:03Looks like... this one, too.
15:07Same here.
15:10Hmm.
15:22Dinged and dirty.
15:24And treated like trash.
15:27It's basically me as a sword.
15:31Listen, kid.
15:32Did I just talk?
15:36I don't think I imagined that.
15:39Greed. One-handed sword.
15:42I'll make it worth your while.
15:44So buy me, gluttony.
15:46How do you... know that name?
15:49We have a lot in common, you and I.
15:52We do?
16:00You really are a most discerning customer, my lord.
16:05Rafal, have you heard the rumors?
16:07Fates agreed to work for Roxy the Wench Heart,
16:10and neither of them thought to ask our opinion on the matter.
16:13What do you say?
16:15Shall we teach her what happens when you defy the Vleric family like that?
16:18It's hilarious that you act as if fate wasn't expendable.
16:21It'd be more trouble than it's worth, M'Miu.
16:24Punishing her for squawking about our guard duty seems worth it in my eyes.
16:28Ah? But the Hearts and the Vlerics are part of the five great families that support the kingdom.
16:33No point in complicating that at the moment.
16:36Now then, I'm off to the military district.
16:39Why am I not surprised?
16:41I do wonder which part of your studies has you so enthusiastic.
16:45If you really must know, it's the study of immortality.
16:50Immortality?
16:52Ahahahahaha!
16:55I mean, I do enjoy a good chest, but that's just mad, Rafal.
16:59Fate Graphite.
17:01What?
17:03Fate Graphite.
17:05Congratulations, I've learned your name.
17:08Like you did me a favor?
17:12Here they come.
17:22Ahahahahaha!
17:25Ah!
17:29Platinum skill activated.
17:31Status values increased.
17:33Strength boost skill has been added.
17:35Another one?
17:38More?
17:41Ahahahahaha!
17:44It's like the old saying goes, if there's one goblin in sight, a hundred more lie in wait.
17:51What? Are you joking?
17:54Platinum skill activated.
17:56Platinum skill activated.
17:58Platinum skill activated.
18:00Platinum skill activated.
18:02Platinum skill activated.
18:04Platinum skill activated.
18:06Platinum skill activated.
18:08Platinum skill activated.
18:10Platinum skill activated.
18:12Platinum skill activated.
18:14Platinum skill activated.
18:16Platinum skill activated.
18:18Platinum skill activated.
18:20Platinum skill activated.
18:22Platinum skill activated.
18:24Platinum skill activated.
18:26Platinum skill activated.
18:28Platinum skill activated.
18:35Vitality boost too?
18:39I bet you're nice and full.
18:42Yeah, now that you mention it, my stomach hasn't growled once today.
18:47Definitely a first.
18:48I always thought the skills people were born with are the only ones they'll ever get.
18:53Gluttony is a little different.
18:55Normally, your stats increase from battles, and based on your experience, your level goes up.
19:01Not gluttony, though.
19:03Your skill steals other stats and skills at the cost of not benefiting from experience.
19:09That explains why I'm still at level one.
19:12You're fairly well informed about this.
19:15Of course I am.
19:16We're in the same boat.
19:18What boat?
19:25Gluttony is something that's best kept under your metaphorical hat.
19:31It's one of the skills that defy divine law.
19:42So, it'd be best to fight alone, then.
19:44You've got me, don't you?
19:46You're not alone anymore, partner.
19:48Our fates are intertwined.
19:50You accept me as your master?
19:53Well, let's not get cocky.
19:55What I said's true, though.
19:57How's that cocky?
19:59Stop the...
20:01Shut up!
20:03Let's head back to town, shall we?
20:05Whoa, whoa, whoa!
20:07Grab those goblin ears there, Mr. Soggy Pants!
20:09You gotta get paid!
20:11Oh...
20:12Killing all of them might have been a bad idea.
20:21Three silver and eighty bronze coins!
20:24Thirty-eight goblin ears goes a long way,
20:26and it's surely enough to afford a good slab of meat.
20:29Hold it!
20:31My maintenance comes before your meat.
20:33You need to treat me like the gym that I am.
20:35Now who's acting cocky?
20:37Didn't get the name Greed from being modest.
20:40Fair.
20:42But today, meat comes first.
20:44Been five years since I...
20:46Watch where you're going, you little scobber lodger!
20:49Sorry, sir.
20:51Help me!
20:54Move your feet!
21:00What are his skills?
21:04He has Conceal.
21:06Not even Identity can unmask that one.
21:09So there's no telling what he could do.
21:12All right. It's your call, Fate.
21:15What do you mean?
21:17I only have one choice.
21:28Aw, cheer up!
21:30Your insignificant self can actually serve some purpose!
21:35Because you're gonna be the Holy Knight's toy!
21:38Isn't that great?
21:43Isn't it?
21:45Wait. He's no pushover.
21:48This is your last chance to turn back.
21:50Turn back when I can make a difference?
21:52You crybaby.
21:54If I have the power to save someone from suffering,
21:57I'm using it.
22:13From the gap of a closed world
22:20I reached out to the blue light that spilled
22:28Until the flower of promise I entrusted to the gentle breeze blooms
22:37In the middle of an endless journey
22:43The meaning of being born
22:47The meaning of walking
22:51The you of the day I met you told me
22:59Wearing a hard shell
23:03I keep wishing
23:07I'm not afraid of the darkness
23:13But right now, in the middle of my shaking heart
23:21I noticed a warm light
23:37Your boost.